River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Ghoul]

how bad is your anxiety?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-bad-is-your-anxiety.134797/

Awful. I have panic attacks at least 5 times a week, if not more. One was so bad that both of my hands/arms went numb and I started to black out.

this thread is so depressing, I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

[Straight Edge]

The only plurality I am down with

[james]

Why hasn't JordanN, the worst poster on the internet, killed himself yet?

[Straight Edge]

Why did shower goblin momentarily grow a spine with regards to Jordan’s racial iq theories?

[Ghoul]

that requires bollocks and determination of which he is 0/2

[Ghoul]

holy shit, so I was searching neogaf on google. guess what it shows?  The direct IP address http://64.42.183.26/

LMAOO!

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Killing strangulating business regs.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

America's newfound energy independence is going to make a huge difference, but few are talking about that.

Growing up, the anti-establishment, anti-corporate bloc of political interests (mainly on the Left) made such a stink about oil wars and American interventionism and so forth. Now that America is pulling manufacturing back to its shores (how else will we build stuff if we're gonna be isolated?), and with our energy sector booming, there isn't much of a peep from this same bloc. They've focused their attention elsewhere without acknowledging the monumental shift away from "oil wars".

[nachobro]

today resetti learns that comedy writers exist

https://www.resetera.com/threads/guy-forces-bot-to-watch-1k-hours-batman-movies-asks-it-to-write-a-batman-movie-of-its-own.134676/

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1007061610005794817

by...not being a moron?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I don't know, I've read all the scripts that were written by bots and they're all of about the same quality.

[marrec]

You uncultured motherfuckers bringing up Cher instead of Fleetwood Mac.

I’m quitting this shitty ass forum.

Man every once in awhile you drop some true ass wisdom.

Most of the time tho it's all garbage.

[HaughtyFrank]

Why did shower goblin momentarily grow a spine with regards to Jordan’s racial iq theories?

Not enough to ban this valued "gold member" though

[Cauliflower Of Love]

[tiesto]

You guys are like friends that invite you to a party promising hot girls, then there's like 3 bald girls with no teeth and a truck tyre for a stomach   

Are the parties those activist parties I hear so much about on RE?

[Propagandhim]

today resetti learns that comedy writers exist

https://www.resetera.com/threads/guy-forces-bot-to-watch-1k-hours-batman-movies-asks-it-to-write-a-batman-movie-of-its-own.134676/

https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1007061610005794817

by...not being a moron?

This woman is a bot

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-deadliest-creature-on-the-planet.134867/

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-deadliest-creature-on-the-planet.134867/

shocked they didn't go all out and say alt right men. Sad.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-deadliest-creature-on-the-planet.134867/

ERA MODS

[Ghoul]

FFFFF am I already fired.https://www.resetera.com/threads/fffff-am-i-already-fired.134875/#post-23592657

I was scanning a cover letter for a job I'm applying to to be Chief Data Officer for a company, but the scan went to my boss (same name as me) instead of to my email box. He's away at a meeting right now, and there is no way to recall since it was was sent from the printer. He has no problem firing people.

  Dude can't even handle his own data let alone a whole companies.

Also who has to scan a cover letter? Who decides to do it at work? Idiot. Also an IT admin could delete the email, but eh, I personally wouldn't.

Update:

I like to include my actual real signature.


And the date is on the cover letter, so I can't claim that it's from the past.

Doesn't know how to use a digital signature.

[Nintex]

Start randomly scanning more documents.

Bury him in an avalanche of scans so he has no choice but to go wtf? and trash everything

LMAO what is this.

His boss probably doesn't care.

[Ghoul]

yeah DDOS you boss with scans, that'll work.

[Nintex]

DDOS your boss with scans 

Aks the Russians to hack your boss   

Date and fuck your boss so you can access his computer and emails while he is sleeping 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Uh, op you hit me with anxiety. I feel for you

[Ghoul]

I got you fam. 

[Ghoul]

him and his boss have the same name? Uh oh is this another episode of #pluralgang ?

[Joe Molotov]

Burn down the company. 🔥🔥

[Tasty]

Burn down the company. 🔥🔥

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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[Nuitangg]

[Raist]

What in the fuck was that.

[stufte]

If you're a valuable employee, a good boss will see this and act to try and retain you. But this is REE, doubtful that they have any value.

[stufte]

If you're a valuable employee, a good boss will see this and act to try and retain you. But this is REE, doubtful that they have any value.

This is laughably naive.

You must not be a valuable employee. 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

What in the fuck was that.

I slowed it down and ran it through cubase and she says its iggy now grocery store

[stufte]

If you're a valuable employee, a good boss will see this and act to try and retain you. But this is REE, doubtful that they have any value.

This is laughably naive.

You must not be a valuable employee. 

No, I am. And you're basing this solely on my personal experiences instead of what I've seen and heard other people go through. You work in a creative field, so it might be different.

Most companies don't calculate man-hours as a cost. Meaning, if I leave, there is literally no downside, financially speaking. They'd get to hire someone with less experience to do a shittier job, but passable and pay them a fraction of what they paid me.

Good managers look at man-hours as a cost and take the 6-12 months for a new employee to be effective as an expense. So if your employee is asking for a raise below what that 6-12 months would cost them, chances are, you'll get it. With a good case for it, of course.

Those managers are extremely rare. Most managers I've known, directly or indirectly have no managerial experience or just suck at it.

And again, the truth is, you can replace experienced/expensive labor with inexperienced/cheap labor without missing a beat. Things won't be nearly as good, co-workers will be annoyed cause they have to carry more weight, but at the end of the day, they saved some money.

Aaallllmost TLDR, but I managed to read it. I suppose it really depends on the industry and what you do. If you have a easy to replace skill, then sure you should be scared for your job I suppose. But do you really want a job where your boss couldn't care if it were you or some other idiot doing your job? That must suck.

[BisMarckie]

Not everyone can be a fake developer

[Ghoul]

I'm literally nauseous and I have a headache from anxiety, I've never had anxiety like this before. Not sure if I should respond to the email.

He's not a jerk; just very company focused. He's actually always been very nice to me. The company just threw me a wedding celebration two weeks ago, and he always ask me about my sick grandmother.

Oh no gangie is gonna get cut off from her meds.

 

This guy is in no position to take a high pressure role like chief data officer he'd crack and come in locked and loaded in a couple months.

[james]

With the economy days away from collapsing, now is not the best time to get fired

[BisMarckie]

With the economy days away from collapsing, now is not the best time to get fired

Easy fix: Become public servants with tenure so you can set taxpayer money on fire with impunity, brehs.

[Ghoul]

https://twitter.com/ACLU/status/1161655208256184320

sorry guys looks like you maybe unemployed soon JordanN 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[Ghoul]

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[james]

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[Lonewulfeus]

If my dad and mom weren't also my sisters and brother then I wouldnt have been able to cheer on my alabama crimson tide while they won even more championships

Roll Tide

SweetNicole annihilated

[Potato]

how bad is your anxiety?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-bad-is-your-anxiety.134797/

Awful. I have panic attacks at least 5 times a week, if not more. One was so bad that both of my hands/arms went numb and I started to black out.

this thread is so depressing, I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

These people should not be associating with each other online. They are just feeding each other's mental ill health problems. They need to get outside, get a job and talk to real people rather than feeding more negativity into the black hole that REEE is.

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Either that or just collectively kill themselves

[close]

[thisismyusername]

I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

#GodIWishYou'dTakeMe

[clothedmacuser]

how bad is your anxiety?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-bad-is-your-anxiety.134797/

Awful. I have panic attacks at least 5 times a week, if not more. One was so bad that both of my hands/arms went numb and I started to black out.

this thread is so depressing, I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

These people should not be associating with each other online. They are just feeding each other's mental ill health problems. They need to get outside, get a job and talk to real people rather than feeding more negativity into the black hole that REEE is.

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Either that or just collectively kill themselves

[close]

That is what was so disgusting about neogaf's "mental depression thread."  It was like they were competing to be the most fucked up and injured.  I have no clue if the Era thread is any better but the old thread came off like those pro-anorexia websites where people brag about not getting help and leaning into their harmful behavior.

I remember going into that thread when I was diagnosed with depression in college and realizing these were people who weren't attempting to get help and I bailed within two days.

[Joe Molotov]

Really fucked up people bottle it all up and don't talk about it.

[Rman]

Peak ERA.

Guy is forcibly exposed by Katy Perry, but he used the word the "females".  The unforgivable sin apparently.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/katy-perry-sexually-harassed-actor-josh-kloss-at-a-party.134936/

[clothedmacuser]

Really fucked up people bottle it all up and don't talk about it.

They don't proudly use it as a marker or integrate into their schema at least.  That's for attention seeking losers.   TVC excluded and exempted, of course. 

[Lonewulfeus]

Eh, that's pretty stupid.  I've known truly fucked up people who wear it on their sleeve and people who bottle it up.

Guess we know which one you are

[Cauliflower Of Love]

how bad is your anxiety?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-bad-is-your-anxiety.134797/

Awful. I have panic attacks at least 5 times a week, if not more. One was so bad that both of my hands/arms went numb and I started to black out.

this thread is so depressing, I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

These people should not be associating with each other online. They are just feeding each other's mental ill health problems. They need to get outside, get a job and talk to real people rather than feeding more negativity into the black hole that REEE is.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Either that or just collectively kill themselves

[close]

That is what was so disgusting about neogaf's "mental depression thread."  It was like they were competing to be the most fucked up and injured.  I have no clue if the Era thread is any better but the old thread came off like those pro-anorexia websites where people brag about not getting help and leaning into their harmful behavior.

I remember going into that thread when I was diagnosed with depression in college and realizing these were people who weren't attempting to get help and I bailed within two days.

*cindy alert*

[Nintex]

With the economy days away from collapsing, now is not the best time to get fired

I warned you all 

[NekoFever]

how bad is your anxiety?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-bad-is-your-anxiety.134797/

Awful. I have panic attacks at least 5 times a week, if not more. One was so bad that both of my hands/arms went numb and I started to black out.

this thread is so depressing, I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

These people should not be associating with each other online. They are just feeding each other's mental ill health problems. They need to get outside, get a job and talk to real people rather than feeding more negativity into the black hole that REEE is.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Either that or just collectively kill themselves

[close]

I remember a thread on there from someone who was nervous about starting a new job the next day, which is a perfectly normal thing to be nervous about, and someone responded suggesting some prescription anti-anxiety meds and therapy. I’m like, you do realise there’s a difference between anxiety disorders and being anxious, right? I’m all for destigmatising mental illness but there’s destigmatising and then there’s trying to medicalise away entirely normal and healthy mental states.

[Potato]

how bad is your anxiety?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-bad-is-your-anxiety.134797/

Awful. I have panic attacks at least 5 times a week, if not more. One was so bad that both of my hands/arms went numb and I started to black out.

this thread is so depressing, I would love to take them to a nice swiss clinc and give them permanent night nights.

These people should not be associating with each other online. They are just feeding each other's mental ill health problems. They need to get outside, get a job and talk to real people rather than feeding more negativity into the black hole that REEE is.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Either that or just collectively kill themselves

[close]

I remember a thread on there from someone who was nervous about starting a new job the next day, which is a perfectly normal thing to be nervous about, and someone responded suggesting some prescription anti-anxiety meds and therapy. I’m like, you do realise there’s a difference between anxiety disorders and being anxious, right? I’m all for destigmatising mental illness but there’s destigmatising and then there’s trying to medicalise away entirely normal and healthy mental states.

I agree. It's why I hate this whole movement to self-diagnose everything as a disorder that needs medication. Everyone gets nervous, everone gets anxious in uncertain circumstances, everyone feels sad. Show some fucking resilience once in a while and get through your shit without resorting to drugs in every situation.

Granted there are some people who genuinely have a need, but fuck me if all these shut-ins on REEE are actual clinical cases. Most likely self-diagnosed man-children who have never learned to deal with life.

[tummyfat]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-least-3-philly-officers-shot-massive-police-presence-in-nicetown.134941/

This thread highlights how mentally ill this forum is.

Every poster is worried about how this will affect their crusade and how Trump might use it and no one gives a shit about the victims.

They don't give a shit about the victims when some right wing nut shoots up a Walmart either - but at least they pretend to in that situation.

[headwalk]

i think generally we're creatures of utility.

take any dem candidate who's going hard on guns. when there's a school shooting, they'll talk about how terrible it is, not just in public but to their close friends and family and they'll churn over the same thoughts of how sick and horrific it is to cognitively dissociate themselves from the part of their brain which is going off like they just got an N64 for christmas.

[Mr. Nobody]

Really fucked up people bottle it all up and don't talk about it.

 

[stufte]

The cops were crisis actors!

There are boomers on twitter claiming that it's a distraction orchestrated to take focus away from the supposed bill clinton in a dress painting that was found in epsteins home. 

[nudemacusers]

Peak ERA.

Guy is forcibly exposed by Katy Perry, but he used the word the "females".  The unforgivable sin apparently.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/katy-perry-sexually-harassed-actor-josh-kloss-at-a-party.134936/

Feminism annihilated

[nudemacusers]

To make it very short, you never see people saying "what this male did sucks". You only see it used with women, and it's generally a misogynistic term. Using it as an adjective is ok. Like, "there exist male and female characteristics". What's not so cool is saying "what this female did sucks". It's dehumanizing and generally used by assholes.