River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[daemon]

thats probably why the ST haters defend the PT so much now, she goes from a strong independent woman to a submissive wife.

Retroactive Kulturkampf

https://www.resetera.com/threads/padme-amidala-is-the-most-understated-problem-of-the-star-wars-prequels.138876/post-24181621

14 year old queen fights on the frontlines of a war on her home planet.

Gets an assassin after her. Survives a public execution  among other things by herself.


But then she decided to have a child that sets the origin story of episode 4 and we want her to somersault with a 7 month pregnancy belly.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I just realized why era hates Chappelle.

He directly punches up at the white male privilege people like jenner have for a majority of their lives that allow them to transition.

It's literally in his last special in the car metaphor but, they just can't help but punch down at a black dude because he's rich.

alanis.morissette

[Uncle]

At the risk of sounding like I am defending the mental institution and ruining all of our fun, have you noticed that, in a thread which was ostensibly a ban-baiting thread, there are only two bans and neither is for "history of a history, excusing trainsphobiabia in an overly sensitive thread"?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-swim-just-posting-straight-up-transphobia-now-possibly-misinterpreted-see-additional-comics-in-op.138735/post-24179781

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-swim-just-posting-straight-up-transphobia-now-possibly-misinterpreted-see-additional-comics-in-op.138735/post-24168389

Either the wholesale mod changes are actually a positive thing and the new standard going forward will be for more common sense moderation or the hair-trigger banning of reasonable members is starting to hurt Cereals bottom line.

a week ago somebody posted the bans graph of resetera showing 10k bans and said congratulations

cerium saw that graph and immediately went

[Uncle]

When every thought and feeling is 100% validated through your carefully curated in group, it can be hard to hear that your perception of reality is maybe not the actual reality.

wait are you literally saying

[Lonewulfeus]

I’ve been 6 of those 10k bans.

History of history

[Uncle]

imagine if era had 10k more active members providing revenue right now 

[Don Rumata]

When every thought and feeling is 100% validated through your carefully curated in group, it can be hard to hear that your perception of reality is maybe not the actual reality.

wait are you literally saying

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"What clever visual metaphor could I use to represe-- oh..."

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Resetera STILL misses the point.

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[bork]

I straight up cant get back into the internet after my one week extravaganza where my phone was unjustly ripped from my hands for a wild ride

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1166943812863823872

 

Lol

I like that his twitter feed is like two days of:
"FINAL TWEET FOR REALZ THIS TIME!!"
"OK GUYS FOR REAL NOW I JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK TO SAY THIS!"
"I MEAN IT TAKING A BREAK!"
"OK HERE GOES NO SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A FEW DAYS!"
"JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE U KNOW"
"CHECKING IN TO LET YOU KNOW I'M OK!"
"NO MORE TWITTER FOR A WHILE"
"SIGNING OFF THIS TIME I MEAN IT!"

[benjipwns]

I have no fucking idea what has been going on for like...40 pages here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Larson_(politician)

[El Babua]

I straight up cant get back into the internet after my one week extravaganza where my phone was unjustly ripped from my hands for a wild ride

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1166943812863823872

 

Lol

I like that his twitter feed is like two days of:
"FINAL TWEET FOR REALZ THIS TIME!!"
"OK GUYS FOR REAL NOW I JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK TO SAY THIS!"
"I MEAN IT TAKING A BREAK!"
"OK HERE GOES NO SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A FEW DAYS!"
"JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE U KNOW"
"CHECKING IN TO LET YOU KNOW I'M OK!"
"NO MORE TWITTER FOR A WHILE"
"SIGNING OFF THIS TIME I MEAN IT!"

Boogie'a been going through some shit

https://twitter.com/HOSTAGEKILLER/status/1167359089300652033

[daemon]

Boogie'a been going through some shit

https://twitter.com/HOSTAGEKILLER/status/1167359089300652033

[bork]

I straight up cant get back into the internet after my one week extravaganza where my phone was unjustly ripped from my hands for a wild ride

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1166943812863823872

 

Lol

I like that his twitter feed is like two days of:
"FINAL TWEET FOR REALZ THIS TIME!!"
"OK GUYS FOR REAL NOW I JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK TO SAY THIS!"
"I MEAN IT TAKING A BREAK!"
"OK HERE GOES NO SOCIAL MEDIA FOR A FEW DAYS!"
"JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE U KNOW"
"CHECKING IN TO LET YOU KNOW I'M OK!"
"NO MORE TWITTER FOR A WHILE"
"SIGNING OFF THIS TIME I MEAN IT!"

Boogie'a been going through some shit

https://twitter.com/HOSTAGEKILLER/status/1167359089300652033

This calls for a classic response.

[HaughtyFrank]

Boogie'a been going through some shit

https://twitter.com/HOSTAGEKILLER/status/1167359089300652033

This is like some terrible audition

[zepblackstar]

eh?

I thought he was a gay furry?

https://twitter.com/SonicFox5000/status/1168910673168031747

[bork]

https://twitter.com/SonicFox5000/status/1168910673168031747

I thought he was a fox

[thisismyusername]

I thought he was a cheat that got that ass beaten by the rightful Evo DBFZ winner 2 times in a row.

[Averon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/matpat-does-a-presentation-for-a-big-media-company-states-that-etika%E2%80%99s-suicide-is-a-result-of-cancel-culture.138951/

That is a garbage take, holy shit. Etika's suicide had nothing to do with cancel culture. MatPat is being a genuine asshat and needs to be "cancelled" himself.

Fucking piece of shit

Fuuuuuck thaaaaaaat

Fucking snake. Absolutely disgusting.

Fuuuuuuck yoouuuuuu

I guess MatPat hit too close to home? Or maybe some of them have a bit of a guilty conscious for engaging in cancel culture that lead to recent suicides. It is also strange how they swear cancel culture doesn't exist, and it is just rightwing fiction.

[Joe Molotov]

Cancel culture doesn’t exist.

[nachobro]

it is just rightwing fiction

[Tripon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/matpat-does-a-presentation-for-a-big-media-company-states-that-etika%E2%80%99s-suicide-is-a-result-of-cancel-culture.138951/

That is a garbage take, holy shit. Etika's suicide had nothing to do with cancel culture. MatPat is being a genuine asshat and needs to be "cancelled" himself.

Fucking piece of shit

Fuuuuuck thaaaaaaat

Fucking snake. Absolutely disgusting.

Fuuuuuuck yoouuuuuu

I guess MatPat hit too close to home? Or maybe some of them have a bit of a guilty conscious for engaging in cancel culture that lead to recent suicides. It is also strange how they swear cancel culture doesn't exist, and it is just rightwing fiction.

What the hell is an incident manager?

What is an Incident Manager? Working in the area of information technology, an Incident Manager is essentially responsible for the upkeep and smooth operations of IT systems. They oversee all aspects of the incident management process, from evaluation to resolution.

Oh, he's a IT lackey.

[thetylerrob]

Tier 2 desktop support doesn't sound as cool

[benjipwns]

we don't need to signal boost this

I hope he gets what's coming to him.

[remy]

working in it now is industry related enough to get ERAfied? 

can i get uhhhh a title for being in webdev  \

 I helped my ex with her game dev school assignments where's my title? 3 shipped titles

[benjipwns]

they just didn't ever take away the VERAFLED tag for Hobbes when he stopped "working" for MP1st -> Freelance Games Journalist -> Incident Manager

[thisismyusername]

Tier 2 desktop support doesn't sound as cool

T1-3 at least has to do something.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Hobbesenero/status/1169072905336098816

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Hobbesenero/status/1168537185303355392

https://twitter.com/Hobbesenero/status/1168186717838483457

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Hobbesenero/status/1168997121565122560

[BisMarckie]

Just like the war it is based on, Hobbes tweet was met with incredible indifference.

[benjipwns]

this is the guy shosta thought he was going to spend the rest of his life with lol

[benjipwns]

User Banned (1 Week): Inflammatory Drive-By in a Sensitive Thread

User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory Drive-By in a Sensitive Thread; Prior Ban for Similar Behavior

How does this count as gaming news?

[Tripon]

 

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[benjipwns]

User banned (2 weeks): inappropriate graphic commentary, history of related infractions

Shulk still should have plowed Melia's cloaca

[BisMarckie]

I have just been to mp1st.com, and I could not find any reviews written by hobbes.

Must have been a messy divorce. 

[benjipwns]

I have just been to mp1st.com, and I could not find any reviews written by hobbes.

Must have been a messy divorce. 

Den Kovacs, he only has like one anyway:
https://mp1st.com/reviews/battlefield-5-review-band-of-brothers-and-sisters
https://mp1st.com/author/kovacs

[BisMarckie]

I liked my head canon of them scrubbing any reference to hobbes from the site better.

[benjipwns]

my head cannon is an inverse of Kramer's situation:
Hobbes: "I quit."
Owner: "But you don't even really work here."
Hobbes: "That's what makes this so difficult."

[BikeJesus]

Ooooooooooooooooooooh, MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

What the FUCK, MATPAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!

USING SOMEBODIES SUICIDE AS A WAY TO DECRY FUCKING CANCEL CULTURE!?!?[/b]

Holy shit, I didn’t like MATPAT for a variety of reasons, but this one takes the Fucking cake.

He can never live this down, this is infamous. This and game theory should be the two things that define him and his existence on earth. That’s the least he deserves.

Fucking CANCELED.
 
 

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[Potato]

Is this the most lonely patreon you've ever seen

https://www.patreon.com/Hobbesenaro/overview

[Potato]

You can get an insight into exactly what a vERAfied freelance games journalist does here https://medium.com/@hobbesenero

EDIT: I might be lttp here, but fucking LoL

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-there-a-list-of-investigative-gaming-journalists-that-i-can-follow-2019-edition.102820/post-18442148

[benjipwns]

dave chappelle annihilated by the queen SLAAAYYYY

[Cauliflower Of Love]

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cause era are prudes

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[benjipwns]

crossing the streams:

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1168958959904067584

[Cauliflower Of Love]

crossing the streams:

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1168958959904067584

God forbid a candidate for office have a life outside of their work...

If there's one profession where you should make it your life's work....

[Transhuman]

dave chappelle annihilated by the queen SLAAAYYYY

Hahahahaha.

Is this supposed to be a news organisation or a podcast. You know, i've never seen a newscaster use the word "like" before.

"You've done an incredible job in, like, bringing people... uh... closer to understanding trans people"

[remy]

crossing the streams:

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1168958959904067584

Glad Brianna Wu is signal boosting this no name indie title! Hopefully she can give them some nice sales and help their struggling company!

[benjipwns]

If there's one profession where you should make it your life's work....

Don't worry, she still got in the daily tweets on the issues for her campaign followers:
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1168984166899298304

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1169018182616657920

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1169091249892208641

[Potato]

this is fun

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/feat/print/2019/01/22/2003708386

But for Den Kovacs, a video games journalist and KonMari disciple, Kondo — with her gentle, judgment-free encouragement — is a welcome antidote to harsh reality TV, not to mention American chaos.

“People really do feel ... chaotic, they feel overwhelmed,” said the 23-year-old from Livonia, Michigan. “So when they see someone who comes in, and she’s like, ‘I can fix this! We got this!’ ... people are like ‘Yes, I need this in my life.’”

Social media users have already reported a “Kondo effect” at local thrift stores, with more goods pouring in for resale — although a national spokesperson for Goodwill said it is “too soon to tell.”

Hobbes murdering people in the digital realm.

And in the digital age, it turns out even email inboxes and social media friends can be “KonMaried”.

“I just went down the [Facebook] list and asked myself, ‘Does this person spark joy?’,” Kovacs said.

“As soon as you start to ask that about someone, you suddenly realise the people that add value to you,” he said.

“You certainly appreciate them a lot more than you did before.”

[Tasty]

MatPat is being a genuine asshat and needs to be "cancelled" himself.

RE already working on Etika 2.0 (or is it 3.0 now? Lost track.)

[benjipwns]

MatPat is being a genuine asshat and needs to be "cancelled" himself.

RE already working on Etika 2.0 (or is it 3.0 now? Lost track.)

Not surprised to see a supporter of an alt-right icon like Elizabeth Warren spreading the right-wing transphobic smear and myth that people get "cancelled" when nobody on the internet has ever once used the term in this manner.

[benjipwns]

Hypothetically if a person were to lead an effort to digitally "cancel" someone in the analog, the "cancelled" person probably did something to deserve it, like draw a cartoon which could be interpreted as Trumpian propaganda.

[benjipwns]

User banned (duration pending): Inflammatory commentary, praising the leader of a violent organization

Let’s see what nasrallah has in hands 🙏

[Tripon]

https://medium.com/@bombsfall/alec-2618dc1e23e

[BIONIC]

I have no fucking idea what has been going on for like...40 pages here

Like this post to find out!

[team filler]

dave chappelle annihilated by the queen SLAAAYYYY

this dumb bitch wants to be aoc so bad 

[Transhuman]

"I have not watched it, i've seen the excerpts that are about trans people"

So she only watched the parts she knew she'd hate. That's definitely how you should absorb a standup special.

[halfanhourglass]

https://medium.com/@bombsfall/alec-2618dc1e23e

Wah wah wah.

[VomKriege]

https://medium.com/@bombsfall/alec-2618dc1e23e

Well that's a ride...

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/adult-swim-just-posting-straight-up-transphobia-now.138735/post-24178521

The silly behaviour of op and others refusing to look at context, hell-bent on their initial outraged takes is amusingly what a significant part of the artist's work is about. it's incredible.

Dude is gonna get got for "dismissing concerns surrounding transphobia". 

Context isn't fully absolving. People have flaws and shortcomings, and an ally in most cases can disregard humanity in others. I'm willing to chalk this up to a poorly thoughtout comic, but this weird rhetoric that the artist couldn't possibly be transphobic because he's made positive comics in the past is equally short-sighted.

He might still be transphobic despite making comics specifically against transphobia!!

Who was the guy that didn't rape a women and Sugar Noodles was adamant that just because he didn't rape that one girl  it didn't mean he hadn't raped scores of others?  It's just another example of "actually, the worst assumption is wrong.  In fact it's the opposite," and yet Era gets mad that there is one less bigot in the world. 

Is it really worse to admit you are wrong and the person you were wrong to presume a racist is actually nice?  Oh Gawd, the world isn't as shitty as I assumed, how awful!

[clothedmacuser]

Jesus Christ.  When your victim complex is proven wrong it's time to double down on