i'd rather live next door to riotus or something than any random resetera weirdo tbh
You heard about the wild sex parties he throws huh?
Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet
The last building to your left on a dead-end street
Youll find skeleton bones outside on the pavement
And torture chambers down in the basement
Cobwebs hangin' over your head
And music bein' played by Jeremy Soule
And spinnin' on the turntables back to back
Is no other than my main man Vavra
The M.C. of the night rappin' to the tunes
Was the creature from Sunless Sea
There's a sign on the door that can't be missed
It reads: "Enter... But at your own risk"
Cause people seen reported goin' in the haunted house
But never again seen comin' out
You ask me if it's true
I'll leave it up to you
Here's an invite
I hope I see you tonight
We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks
We invited in all kinds of creeps
Like Dr. Wu and Ms. Quinn
The Anita family and the FemFreq five
The Bire Man
Where could he be? We know he got inside the party free
One of these days they're gonna catch him red-handed