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Borderlands 3
« on: March 27, 2019, 10:28:36 AM »



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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2019, 10:41:10 AM »
yep those are things i recognize as from borderlands

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2019, 10:42:34 AM »
I'm VERY worried about this. They haven't exactly been the staple of quality.
I would not buy a single thing from Gearbox other than Borderlands, let's be honest they have been overwhelmingly shit forever, but BL somehow always manages to not be shit.

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2019, 11:16:26 AM »
If this turns out to be some shitty battle royale/hero shooter shit that's not Borderlands 3, I will laugh my ass off.
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2019, 11:38:55 AM »
Borderlands was boring janl imho

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2019, 02:30:35 PM »
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2019, 02:42:33 PM »
Borderlands was boring janl imho

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2019, 03:00:19 PM »
Borderlands was boring janl imho

HOT TAKE, BRO

One the one hand: Well played. On the other hand: you're addicted to a glorified clicker game.

The only thing better than a glorified clicker game is an actual clicker game. :lawd
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2019, 03:02:19 PM »
Borderlands was boring janl imho

HOT TAKE, BRO

Fortnite actually takes skill unlike borderlands/diablo3 so... GG noob l2p

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2019, 03:11:09 PM »
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2019, 04:35:24 PM »
If this turns out to be some shitty battle royale/hero shooter shit that's not Borderlands 3, I will laugh my ass off.
Well uh it's not called Borderlands 3, I'd rather not but I think I see a icalledit.gif in your future dude.
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2019, 04:47:15 PM »
Borderlands is about the only thing I'm interested in buying from Gearbox and even an actual Borderlands 3 is going to be a tough sell.
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2019, 04:55:29 PM »
The loot is going to have to be phenomenal.

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2019, 01:32:27 AM »
I bought Fortnite for the PvE stuff then a month later the fucking BR shit became popular :fbm

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2019, 01:52:53 AM »
Borderlands VR seemed like a low effort cash grab, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is as well.
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2019, 06:15:00 AM »
Borderlands 2 is probably the cringeiest game I've ever played. Wouldn't touch another one
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2019, 07:35:22 AM »
Borderlands 2 is probably the cringeiest game I've ever played. Wouldn't touch another one
they fired that joke dude and the story will be more like borderlands 1 apparently.

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2019, 11:35:47 AM »
I'm ready for my dialy dose of disappointment

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2019, 01:36:07 PM »
Don't let me down, Snorederlands
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2019, 02:02:07 PM »
Borderlands 2 is probably the cringeiest game I've ever played. Wouldn't touch another one

shame cause its amazing. enjoy sitting out while all of us get mad amounts of pussy playing BL3
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« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2019, 02:15:13 PM »
Makes sense that people that play borderlands have cats

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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2019, 02:25:26 PM »
Where's Brothers in Arms at?

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« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2019, 02:42:51 PM »
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2019, 03:13:26 PM »
Mayhem indeed

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2019, 03:13:42 PM »
yeah that looks sick. imagine wanting to avoid play this game lmao
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2019, 04:41:39 PM »
Is there a summary video of this shit somewhere, decided to puss out and play PoE instead of watching lol

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2019, 05:04:29 PM »
Borderlands was boring janl imho

This. I can't believe people are excited for a third one.

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2019, 05:05:44 PM »
Looks great, kinda disappointed they didn't redo BL1 with their latest engine, the shooting and gun variety in 1 kinda sux

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2019, 05:12:28 PM »
I actually enjoyed pre-sequel more than 2, the low gravity super jumps were more fun

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2019, 06:00:45 PM »
If this turns out to be some shitty battle royale/hero shooter shit that's not Borderlands 3, I will laugh my ass off.
Well uh it's not called Borderlands 3, I'd rather not but I think I see a icalledit.gif in your future dude.
Oh hey it's actually BL3 after all, cool I guess. Never finished 2 or even played Pre-Sequel. Maybe I'll get around to that.
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2019, 06:12:18 PM »
That looks dope. Music selection didn't hurt.

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2019, 06:46:17 PM »
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2019, 11:35:33 PM »
Borderlands is the only looter shooter franchise I like besides Warframe so can't wait for Borderlands 3. I can't stand Destiny. (To be fair never played the division but getting better versions of real life guns over and over again doesn't satisfy my escapist fantasies.

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2019, 12:16:46 AM »
Oh god hes doing magic... and whats with his shoes?

He performs at the Magic Castle in LA. Also he seemed super coked up, or really nervous.
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2019, 06:48:27 AM »
Borderlands 3 sounds great, just curious if modern day Gearbox is capable of pulling it off.
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2019, 08:46:23 AM »
Borderlands 3 sounds great, just curious if modern day Gearbox is capable of pulling it off.
Depends if they can get a cheque from SEGA

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2019, 12:48:12 PM »
Borderlands 3 sounds great, just curious if modern day Gearbox is capable of pulling it off.

Weren't they fucking up every other game the entire time they built BL1 and 2?

Borderlands [2009] - Pretty good
Duke Nukem Forever [2011] - Trash
Borderlands 2 [2012] - Really good
Aliens: Colonial Marines [2013] - Utter trash
Battleborn [2016] - Vanished into the ether in a matter of months
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2019, 01:55:25 PM »
Borderlands 3 sounds great, just curious if modern day Gearbox is capable of pulling it off.

Weren't they fucking up every other game the entire time they built BL1 and 2?

Borderlands [2009] - Pretty good
Duke Nukem Forever [2011] - Trash
Borderlands 2 [2012] - Really good
Aliens: Colonial Marines [2013] - Utter trash
Battleborn [2016] - Vanished into the ether in a matter of months

Forgetting about Desert Bus VR

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2019, 04:38:12 PM »
This looks good.
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« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2019, 09:50:03 PM »
Borderlands 3 sounds great, just curious if modern day Gearbox is capable of pulling it off.

Weren't they fucking up every other game the entire time they built BL1 and 2?

Borderlands [2009] - Pretty good
Duke Nukem Forever [2011] - Trash
Borderlands 2 [2012] - Really good
Aliens: Colonial Marines [2013] - Utter trash
Battleborn [2016] - Vanished into the ether in a matter of months
forgot The Pre-Sequel which like DNF and Aliens was done mostly by another studio

even worse you forgot that Battleborn went F2P and somehow lost players as a result :wag

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2019, 01:18:39 PM »
borderlands twitter just pushed a tweet early. September 13
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2019, 01:58:09 AM »
They also seemingly spoiled Epic store exclusivity  :trigger

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« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2019, 09:51:06 AM »
They also seemingly spoiled Epic store exclusivity  :trigger

Time to stick to my principles.  :maf

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2019, 10:19:16 AM »
See you there Day 1 Joe  :wow

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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2019, 10:35:41 AM »
Installing chinese spyware to play the latest loot shooter by a team of notorious shit devs boys! Hells yeah!
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« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2019, 12:38:29 PM »
My former company used to own a big % of tencent, those guys are hilarious with the shit software they push

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« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2019, 12:49:53 PM »
Oh I'm not onboard the Chinese spyware conspiracy theory, same with the hilarious hauwei derangement. Just had an anecdote that I could probably never bring up again in a natural way and I wanted to use it dammit. :maf

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« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2019, 12:57:48 PM »
Conspiracy  :lol :lol :lol

Also Tencent owns 40% of Epic, not 'a small fraction'.

But sure whatever if you wanna buy into a consumer unfriendly shit store with 0,1 the features that Steam has, hellbent on creating a walled garden economy in pc gaming, be my guest. And let that EGS client scan your pc and information without having you give it an okay to do that.

I won't bend my ass over for Epic to fuck me. Anyone who does have fun getting rammed. And thanks for creating that slippery slope and riding it :).

In a few years no games will launch on Steam anymore, each publisher will have their own launchers and you can kiss Steam goodbye.

Seems like a great compromise.. or maybe.. no it doesnt lol

Gamers who are like ? I just wanna play games dun care about what client ? remind me of the people who cried ? who cares about MTX? I just wanna play gamm?

No clue what kind of consequences all this shit will have
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Re: BorderLands - Mask of Mayhem
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2019, 01:42:58 PM »
Oh I'm not onboard the Chinese spyware conspiracy theory, same with the hilarious hauwei derangement. Just had an anecdote that I could probably never bring up again in a natural way and I wanted to use it dammit. :maf

Well at least the Huwaei thing has some basis in logic;  they are a Chinese company, Epic is not.

I appreciate the anecdote though lol, I do the same thing.  HEY I WORKED ON THAT THING YOU JUST USED BINCH!
Being Chinese isn't a crime, I swear some people will claim their Chinese food is reporting their bowel movements  :wag

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« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2019, 01:46:00 PM »
Full disclosure, I've worked with hauwei and I've seen some of the data they capture from 4G devices/towers. Don't claim to say I've seen it all and give it a clear, just saiying it's unbelievable what people would acuse them of with no evidence. I've worked with people at western companies that capture some insidious shit, but always seem to skate cause they're our own boys.

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« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2019, 01:50:06 PM »
My experience with Borderlands was playing the Vita port for a little bit whenever that came out.  It was buggy and fucked up on me, so I quit pretty early. 

Just picked up all the games and all their DLC on Steam for $40.  Most of that was BL1 Enhanced- BL2+all DLC and Pre-Sequel+all DLC was like $13.
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« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2019, 01:57:11 PM »
My experience with Borderlands was playing the Vita port for a little bit whenever that came out.  It was buggy and fucked up on me, so I quit pretty early. 

Just picked up all the games and all their DLC on Steam for $40.  Most of that was BL1 Enhanced- BL2+all DLC and Pre-Sequel+all DLC was like $13.

Yeah the Vita port is bad;  it eventually got improved but shit was still jank.

Where are all the people port-begging for Switch versions of the older Borderlands games? :thinking
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« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2019, 01:57:43 PM »
Bork, I assume you changed the title? Could you put in something funny about Chinese spyware and claptraps? :lol

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Re: Borderlands 3
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2019, 02:02:03 PM »
There's an amazing mod pack for Borderlands 2 that makes a full replay super worth it btw, but I'm sure most of the vets here already know of it.

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Re: Borderlands 3
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2019, 02:02:42 PM »


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« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2019, 02:35:30 PM »
There's an amazing mod pack for Borderlands 2 that makes a full replay super worth it btw, but I'm sure most of the vets here already know of it.

Which one? I'm interested in it. Is it the total overhaul thing I saw the other day?
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Re: Borderlands 3
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2019, 02:37:57 PM »
Yeah likely is, video above ;)

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« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2019, 02:39:42 PM »

LOL, and what consequences have microtransactions really have?  I can't even remember ever paying for one personally.. maybe I just pay the "right" games but their existence hasn't affected me.   13 years after horse armor...

I would rather every game came to Steam, and I'd buy every game via Steam if they did.  That's definitely a fact... but buying games through other stores somehow doesn't ruin my experience,  really at most it just makes setting up a new PC a bit more of a pain.

What the fuck? Are you even serious here? Good to hear it's existance hasn't affected you, it has literally affected the entire gaming industry in almost every way.

The fact that you can't even unlock a character in a fighting game? The fact you can't even unlock anything these days? Everything is purchasable. Imagine if Sekiro had you buying extra prostetics through microtransactions  :lol. Can't beat this boss? BUY THIS TIMESAVER TO SKIP TEH BOSS  :lol

Cmon man. Microtransactions have took a shit on the entire gaming industry. How games are built and played.

Implementing sick grinding mechanics to make you skip a few levels. It's not just Assassins Creed, there are many games that do this.

Just because it hasn't affected you doesn't mean it hasn't affected the entire industry.



I can't wait for the day that every developer/publisher has their own store and client, exclusive games everywhere and no centralized place to keep your games anymore  :aah what a glorious future
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