Hermit post hog, maybe TVC will be distracted long enough for the subject to be dropped. 
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Are you drunk enough to do that is the question.
Nah I'm actually surprised how light this buzz is after 8 beers.
What's the ABV value?
6 at 5.8% (Bavarian lager) and 2 at 9.5% (imperial milk stout)
Cracked open the first one damn near 8 hours ago, which is probably why I'm feeling fine.
Is popping balloons a fucking fetish?