Devin Nunes' cows are female, shasta
Implying female cows can’t have penii
Reminds me of this funny anecdote I heard about benji’s childhood.
So his class takes a field trip to this farm. You can milk cows, pet goats, gather eggs from a henhouse, all that stuff. The kids are running around having a great time.
One of the teachers sees what benji is up to, and her eyes go wide with horror. “Benji!” she shrieks. “What on Earth are you doing?”
“I’m milking a cow!” benji says.
“But benji... that’s not a cow. It’s a bull!” the teacher stammers.
Benji gives her a slurpy grin. “Then how am I getting all this delicious milk?”