Fucking earn it in this social media wasteland you're so addicted to and get dozens of simps lusting after you like pathetic hyenas, you fucking broad.
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Quote from: railGUN on January 10, 2020, 12:38:39 PMhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/this-is-the-truth-hidden-cameras-in-uk-dairy-farms-expose-what-supporting-dairy-products-really-means.163970/And the computer/phone/tablet you're condescending from was made with materials mined from rainbows by unicorns and assembled by santa's singing elves.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/this-is-the-truth-hidden-cameras-in-uk-dairy-farms-expose-what-supporting-dairy-products-really-means.163970/And the computer/phone/tablet you're condescending from was made with materials mined from rainbows by unicorns and assembled by santa's singing elves.
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I work in a restaurant since I was 22. I don't like the job too much, it's stressful and talking almost every single day with hundreds and hundreds of different people is more alienating than it seems. There's only one precise reason I haven't quit yet outside of a good pay, and it's the pleasure I feel cleaning the bathroom stalls.We have a special curry-based dish which is absolutely outstanding but brings anyone who decides to eat it to inevitably eject very odorous excrements almost every single time. The "I cannot wait to sit on the throne to expel this" type. Most of the time, they cannot resist the urge.We sanityze the services every half an hour circa, and all my colleagues love me because during my shift I always volunteer to do it even if it's not part of my duty in that particular moment.They take it as a kindness gesture, but they have no idea that it's actually an excuse to unleash the self-diagnosed paraphilia I have for the penetrating yet cozy smell the human body is capable to release.I've read somewhere that in those incredible occasions we inhale miasma originated from some creature's defecation, your nose is actually breathing miniscule, imperceptible particles of, well, shit.Being aware that through my respiratory system I am in fact ingesting human feces for some reason turns me on.I don't feel the same thing for the mainstream, vulgar scent of urination, nor for the extreme, suffocating stench of not digested, retched food.My appreciation derives exclusively from that which escapes the ass, the most ridiculous yet fascinating human appendice.As I said, having worked for years in the same restaurant, in some rare, beautiful occasions I have become capable of recognizing the culprit of certain olfaction masterpieces, and of course knowing the origin, the source of such works of art can add or detract pleasure from my "masturbatory sessions", as I call them.One evening the author was this gorgeous woman: she didn't show her age at all but she was around 50 years old, elegant even if a little supercilious, in a striking but not kitsch dress.Well, the baby she laid in the stall lacked a certain "fullness", and from the remains which survived the flush I guessed that it probably was born ill, since the color tended more on the yellow/green side of the spectrum instead than the classic brown.The smell, though.I could spend hours explaining to you the overwhelming joy opening the door of the female bathroom that night.It was like I could swim inside it, merging indefinitely to its molecules, transcending myself the divine.I stayed there seven minutes to savor it, justifying myself to the collegues with trival motivations. It doesn't matter.I have captured that woman's essence in a small glass vial I always bring with me in case this kind of discovery happens. While catching it, I remember I couldn't wait to go back home and finally reach the climax.It is not simple masturbation mind you, my technique is closer to tantric sex, or even a seance.Anyway, I exit the bog completely euphoric, and my glance crosses path with the neo-mother's one. Her embarassment was palpable, and for sure smiling to her in a proud manner didn't help getting any tips. I swear there was no malice in that act, it was a sincere compliment mixed with an honest surprise.I admit I appreciate more a woman's evacuation to the one of a man's. Or, as I like to call them, anal ejaculations.With time I have become an expert: I can easily deduce based on color, form, compactness and quantity the sex and age of the maker of what I find. I reduced my possibility of mistake to a max of 5 years or so, I'm not joking.It is not coprophagia.I see chewing and ingurgitating what a man expels as a vile, and also redundant practice. No, my affection is solely limited to the sense of smell, which we are used to underestimate but it's capable of powerful mnemonic experiences.I still remember with teary eyes that time I realized my friend Bernard, who went to France for a few years for job related reasons, was back in my restaurant where he is a usual customer.An inveterate chainsmoker and red wine enthusiast, his feces are basically a digital print: one swollen, leonine deuce, sorrounded by a crown of intestinal crumbs caused by an almost decayed liver.I exited the stall happy like a kid seeing his father coming back from home, and I embraced him. He's very fat, and I can tell that he has trouble cleaning himself up. He still reeked of that mesmerizing odor.
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his feces are basically a digital print: one swollen, leonine deuce, sorrounded by a crown of intestinal crumbs caused by an almost decayed liver.
User Banned (duration pending): Low effort drive-byQuoteFuck all the cops
Fuck all the cops
I've said it before, Western Liberalism is the most dangerous ideology Western civilization facing since the Nazi and communism.......and we're losing the battle. Because they control the corporations, the media and the narrative
Quote from: 213372bu on January 10, 2020, 12:06:19 PMHer name is Kainé and you’ll treat her name with respect. Spoilers:spoiler (click to show/hide)She’s a hermaphrodite or trans analog (depending on your reading) that is shunned from society because of her body. [close]I mean.. come on.. some people must still criticize the designs? That's bordering on 1000 year old dragon logic.
Her name is Kainé and you’ll treat her name with respect. Spoilers:spoiler (click to show/hide)She’s a hermaphrodite or trans analog (depending on your reading) that is shunned from society because of her body. [close]
Gita: I love every single person who works for Kotaku. And when I say love, I mean love. Like I have been sobbing about the idea of not working with them for basically an entire month. And when I mean sobbing, I mean big fat, wet tears, snot coming out of my nose. Just absolute abject misery. So I love to talk to you because of what you just said, about looking at a time of strife and people deciding that you’re just going to be the best you can possibly be. I feel like that’s a deeply Kotaku instinct, always going out with two big middle fingers. And that’s like the tightest thing in the world.Josh: I feel robbed of the opportunity to love this place as much as you do.Gita: Can we just say specifically that Jim Spanfeller has made it impossible for us to work here?Josh: Yeah, absolutely.
What is the end game of insisting of talking about Iran in super harsh terms and demanding "disgust and condemnation" if not conflict?Seriously, help me here.And I think we should not pretend that we're bombing them because we're worried about the poor suffering Iranian people. America did nothing but fuck with Iran and I'm pretty damn sure the poor suffering Iranian people don't like getting sanctioned and wouldn't like getting bombed. In the Iraq war we also pretended we were doing it because of the suffering Iranian people who would greet as liberators. I really really feel like we're replaying the same movie and doing the same mistakes.
This is the circle jerk of circle jerks QuoteGita: I love every single person who works for Kotaku. And when I say love, I mean love. Like I have been sobbing about the idea of not working with them for basically an entire month. And when I mean sobbing, I mean big fat, wet tears, snot coming out of my nose. Just absolute abject misery. So I love to talk to you because of what you just said, about looking at a time of strife and people deciding that you’re just going to be the best you can possibly be. I feel like that’s a deeply Kotaku instinct, always going out with two big middle fingers. And that’s like the tightest thing in the world.Josh: I feel robbed of the opportunity to love this place as much as you do.Gita: Can we just say specifically that Jim Spanfeller has made it impossible for us to work here?Josh: Yeah, absolutely.https://kotaku.com/goodbye-from-josh-and-gita-1840936478Josh: This industry—part of this, is just also capitalism, right?
and she is going to work for vice who laid off 200 people and took a $250 million loan to keep afloat to their gaming section which does nothing.Quote from: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 08:27:06 PMThis is the circle jerk of circle jerks QuoteGita: I love every single person who works for Kotaku. And when I say love, I mean love. Like I have been sobbing about the idea of not working with them for basically an entire month. And when I mean sobbing, I mean big fat, wet tears, snot coming out of my nose. Just absolute abject misery. So I love to talk to you because of what you just said, about looking at a time of strife and people deciding that you’re just going to be the best you can possibly be. I feel like that’s a deeply Kotaku instinct, always going out with two big middle fingers. And that’s like the tightest thing in the world.Josh: I feel robbed of the opportunity to love this place as much as you do.Gita: Can we just say specifically that Jim Spanfeller has made it impossible for us to work here?Josh: Yeah, absolutely.https://kotaku.com/goodbye-from-josh-and-gita-1840936478Josh: This industry—part of this, is just also capitalism, right?
Quote I work in a restaurant since I was 22. I don't like the job too much, it's stressful and talking almost every single day with hundreds and hundreds of different people is more alienating than it seems. There's only one precise reason I haven't quit yet outside of a good pay, and it's the pleasure I feel cleaning the bathroom stalls.We have a special curry-based dish which is absolutely outstanding but brings anyone who decides to eat it to inevitably eject very odorous excrements almost every single time. The "I cannot wait to sit on the throne to expel this" type. Most of the time, they cannot resist the urge.We sanityze the services every half an hour circa, and all my colleagues love me because during my shift I always volunteer to do it even if it's not part of my duty in that particular moment.They take it as a kindness gesture, but they have no idea that it's actually an excuse to unleash the self-diagnosed paraphilia I have for the penetrating yet cozy smell the human body is capable to release.I've read somewhere that in those incredible occasions we inhale miasma originated from some creature's defecation, your nose is actually breathing miniscule, imperceptible particles of, well, shit.Being aware that through my respiratory system I am in fact ingesting human feces for some reason turns me on.I don't feel the same thing for the mainstream, vulgar scent of urination, nor for the extreme, suffocating stench of not digested, retched food.My appreciation derives exclusively from that which escapes the ass, the most ridiculous yet fascinating human appendice.As I said, having worked for years in the same restaurant, in some rare, beautiful occasions I have become capable of recognizing the culprit of certain olfaction masterpieces, and of course knowing the origin, the source of such works of art can add or detract pleasure from my "masturbatory sessions", as I call them.One evening the author was this gorgeous woman: she didn't show her age at all but she was around 50 years old, elegant even if a little supercilious, in a striking but not kitsch dress.Well, the baby she laid in the stall lacked a certain "fullness", and from the remains which survived the flush I guessed that it probably was born ill, since the color tended more on the yellow/green side of the spectrum instead than the classic brown.The smell, though.I could spend hours explaining to you the overwhelming joy opening the door of the female bathroom that night.It was like I could swim inside it, merging indefinitely to its molecules, transcending myself the divine.I stayed there seven minutes to savor it, justifying myself to the collegues with trival motivations. It doesn't matter.I have captured that woman's essence in a small glass vial I always bring with me in case this kind of discovery happens. While catching it, I remember I couldn't wait to go back home and finally reach the climax.It is not simple masturbation mind you, my technique is closer to tantric sex, or even a seance.Anyway, I exit the bog completely euphoric, and my glance crosses path with the neo-mother's one. Her embarassment was palpable, and for sure smiling to her in a proud manner didn't help getting any tips. I swear there was no malice in that act, it was a sincere compliment mixed with an honest surprise.I admit I appreciate more a woman's evacuation to the one of a man's. Or, as I like to call them, anal ejaculations.With time I have become an expert: I can easily deduce based on color, form, compactness and quantity the sex and age of the maker of what I find. I reduced my possibility of mistake to a max of 5 years or so, I'm not joking.It is not coprophagia.I see chewing and ingurgitating what a man expels as a vile, and also redundant practice. No, my affection is solely limited to the sense of smell, which we are used to underestimate but it's capable of powerful mnemonic experiences.I still remember with teary eyes that time I realized my friend Bernard, who went to France for a few years for job related reasons, was back in my restaurant where he is a usual customer.An inveterate chainsmoker and red wine enthusiast, his feces are basically a digital print: one swollen, leonine deuce, sorrounded by a crown of intestinal crumbs caused by an almost decayed liver.I exited the stall happy like a kid seeing his father coming back from home, and I embraced him. He's very fat, and I can tell that he has trouble cleaning himself up. He still reeked of that mesmerizing odor.Whoever wrote this is an artist
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-john-boyega-just-posted-on-his-instagram.164106/ that thread is about y'all, you fucking dolts.https://www.resetera.com/threads/john-boyega-implies-kelly-marie-tran-was-not-mentally-strong-for-how-she-dealt-with-fans-update-response-and-apology-see-threadmark.158717/
hoes can stay mad never change john
Some of you guys are getting way too hung up on the language he used. Since when is it sexist to express interest in wanting to have sex with a woman?
Quote from: zepblackstar on January 10, 2020, 08:47:20 PMand she is going to work for vice who laid off 200 people and took a $250 million loan to keep afloat to their gaming section which does nothing.Quote from: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 08:27:06 PMThis is the circle jerk of circle jerks QuoteGita: I love every single person who works for Kotaku. And when I say love, I mean love. Like I have been sobbing about the idea of not working with them for basically an entire month. And when I mean sobbing, I mean big fat, wet tears, snot coming out of my nose. Just absolute abject misery. So I love to talk to you because of what you just said, about looking at a time of strife and people deciding that you’re just going to be the best you can possibly be. I feel like that’s a deeply Kotaku instinct, always going out with two big middle fingers. And that’s like the tightest thing in the world.Josh: I feel robbed of the opportunity to love this place as much as you do.Gita: Can we just say specifically that Jim Spanfeller has made it impossible for us to work here?Josh: Yeah, absolutely.https://kotaku.com/goodbye-from-josh-and-gita-1840936478Josh: This industry—part of this, is just also capitalism, right? Can we finally treat "video game journalism" as the fad it is?
Also, I don't think I've ever heard the phrase "laying pipe" used in a non-sexist fashion. It's basically a PG version of saying a man is "fucking a woman", which is usually sexist, as opposed to "having sex with a woman."
I’m gonna go ahead and call anyone disgusted at that “laying the pipe” comment a fucking racist.
Sex isn't competition. Sex isn't a contest. Sex doesn't make you a winner.
Reported for ace phobia
Quote from: railGUN on January 10, 2020, 10:34:42 PMhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/what-john-boyega-just-posted-on-his-instagram.164106/ that thread is about y'all, you fucking dolts.https://www.resetera.com/threads/john-boyega-implies-kelly-marie-tran-was-not-mentally-strong-for-how-she-dealt-with-fans-update-response-and-apology-see-threadmark.158717/Man...burn that first page
https://www.resetera.com/threads/iran-admits-to-shooting-down-ukrainian-airliner.164122/Fortunately Iran didn’t post something sexist on twitter, else resetera would be much less forgiving!
Matt said:This plane was shot down because of a monumental and unprecedented failure of Iran’s government and military. No one else picked the time of their military action, the method, ran their air control system, fired this missile, etc.This is on them.
Is there a way to add a moderator on the ignore list?
That he stands in opposition to the US doesn’t make him a sympathetic figure. I really just don’t understand the need to paint him in any way besides the man he was.
Who has done this?
No one.
What defines a monster? Someone that you heard on the news was a "bad guy"?
If a moderator is to be able to participate in discussions and post things I (and others here) fundamentally can't agree on, it would be nice if the Ignore function could be used against them (barring Threadmarks, etc). Unless they speak on the behalf of the entire team, which I sure as hell hope not.
They really trying to defend Iran here?
My girlfriend told me this story a while ago that she had a bad experience in a most pit once. She's fairly small, and got shoved around more than she was comfortable with, had her glasses broken, and got a small cut on her face. This was over 10 years ago. She said she never wanted to go into a pit again. after that experience. She told it to me with the tone of a funny story; I didn't think too much of it.Recently I saw that two of my favorite pop punk/emo bands were playing a show in town and asked her if she wanted to go. I didn't put any pressure on her, just a casual conversation about it. She agreed immediately. The show was very crowded and got a bit rowdy (nothing out of the ordinary for a typical rock show), but I made sure we stayed near the back and well out of the pit. At some point during the 2nd band's set we got separated. Since a bunch of people were pushing forward and trying to get to the front, I just figured that we just got separated and we'd reunite once the set was finished. Again, this was a very crowded and dark venue, so not easy to look around or move.It turns out she darted out of the show and waited outside because she was uncomfortable with the situation. When I found her outside after, she had tears streaming down her face and and started screaming at me. She called me a "fucking selfish asshole". for not caring about her and not wondering where she was. She asked sarcastically if I had enjoyed myself then gave me a few more choice words as people stared. She then stormed off.Had she communicated that this was a situation that could have made her uncomfortable I absolutely wouldn't have gone to the show. At the show, had she said something to me before leaving or sent me a text, I would have absolutely would have left to go be with her. Apparently losing track of her at a rowdy, rock show was grounds for a public dressing down.Like there's no way I'm in the wrong here, right? This just feels so insane to me I almost can't wrap my head around it.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-my-girlfriend-just-had-a-screaming-fit-at-me-in-front-of-a-large-group-of-strangers-and-im-kind-of-ticked-off.164140/QuoteMy girlfriend told me this story a while ago that she had a bad experience in a most pit once. She's fairly small, and got shoved around more than she was comfortable with, had her glasses broken, and got a small cut on her face. This was over 10 years ago. She said she never wanted to go into a pit again. after that experience. She told it to me with the tone of a funny story; I didn't think too much of it.Recently I saw that two of my favorite pop punk/emo bands were playing a show in town and asked her if she wanted to go. I didn't put any pressure on her, just a casual conversation about it. She agreed immediately. The show was very crowded and got a bit rowdy (nothing out of the ordinary for a typical rock show), but I made sure we stayed near the back and well out of the pit. At some point during the 2nd band's set we got separated. Since a bunch of people were pushing forward and trying to get to the front, I just figured that we just got separated and we'd reunite once the set was finished. Again, this was a very crowded and dark venue, so not easy to look around or move.It turns out she darted out of the show and waited outside because she was uncomfortable with the situation. When I found her outside after, she had tears streaming down her face and and started screaming at me. She called me a "fucking selfish asshole". for not caring about her and not wondering where she was. She asked sarcastically if I had enjoyed myself then gave me a few more choice words as people stared. She then stormed off.Had she communicated that this was a situation that could have made her uncomfortable I absolutely wouldn't have gone to the show. At the show, had she said something to me before leaving or sent me a text, I would have absolutely would have left to go be with her. Apparently losing track of her at a rowdy, rock show was grounds for a public dressing down.Like there's no way I'm in the wrong here, right? This just feels so insane to me I almost can't wrap my head around it.
Quote from: Raist on January 11, 2020, 03:11:49 AMhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/so-my-girlfriend-just-had-a-screaming-fit-at-me-in-front-of-a-large-group-of-strangers-and-im-kind-of-ticked-off.164140/QuoteMy girlfriend told me this story a while ago that she had a bad experience in a most pit once. She's fairly small, and got shoved around more than she was comfortable with, had her glasses broken, and got a small cut on her face. This was over 10 years ago. She said she never wanted to go into a pit again. after that experience. She told it to me with the tone of a funny story; I didn't think too much of it.Recently I saw that two of my favorite pop punk/emo bands were playing a show in town and asked her if she wanted to go. I didn't put any pressure on her, just a casual conversation about it. She agreed immediately. The show was very crowded and got a bit rowdy (nothing out of the ordinary for a typical rock show), but I made sure we stayed near the back and well out of the pit. At some point during the 2nd band's set we got separated. Since a bunch of people were pushing forward and trying to get to the front, I just figured that we just got separated and we'd reunite once the set was finished. Again, this was a very crowded and dark venue, so not easy to look around or move.It turns out she darted out of the show and waited outside because she was uncomfortable with the situation. When I found her outside after, she had tears streaming down her face and and started screaming at me. She called me a "fucking selfish asshole". for not caring about her and not wondering where she was. She asked sarcastically if I had enjoyed myself then gave me a few more choice words as people stared. She then stormed off.Had she communicated that this was a situation that could have made her uncomfortable I absolutely wouldn't have gone to the show. At the show, had she said something to me before leaving or sent me a text, I would have absolutely would have left to go be with her. Apparently losing track of her at a rowdy, rock show was grounds for a public dressing down.Like there's no way I'm in the wrong here, right? This just feels so insane to me I almost can't wrap my head around it.Sounds like a whinging cunt.
Quote from: Potato on January 11, 2020, 03:27:01 AMQuote from: Raist on January 11, 2020, 03:11:49 AMhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/so-my-girlfriend-just-had-a-screaming-fit-at-me-in-front-of-a-large-group-of-strangers-and-im-kind-of-ticked-off.164140/QuoteMy girlfriend told me this story a while ago that she had a bad experience in a most pit once. She's fairly small, and got shoved around more than she was comfortable with, had her glasses broken, and got a small cut on her face. This was over 10 years ago. She said she never wanted to go into a pit again. after that experience. She told it to me with the tone of a funny story; I didn't think too much of it.Recently I saw that two of my favorite pop punk/emo bands were playing a show in town and asked her if she wanted to go. I didn't put any pressure on her, just a casual conversation about it. She agreed immediately. The show was very crowded and got a bit rowdy (nothing out of the ordinary for a typical rock show), but I made sure we stayed near the back and well out of the pit. At some point during the 2nd band's set we got separated. Since a bunch of people were pushing forward and trying to get to the front, I just figured that we just got separated and we'd reunite once the set was finished. Again, this was a very crowded and dark venue, so not easy to look around or move.It turns out she darted out of the show and waited outside because she was uncomfortable with the situation. When I found her outside after, she had tears streaming down her face and and started screaming at me. She called me a "fucking selfish asshole". for not caring about her and not wondering where she was. She asked sarcastically if I had enjoyed myself then gave me a few more choice words as people stared. She then stormed off.Had she communicated that this was a situation that could have made her uncomfortable I absolutely wouldn't have gone to the show. At the show, had she said something to me before leaving or sent me a text, I would have absolutely would have left to go be with her. Apparently losing track of her at a rowdy, rock show was grounds for a public dressing down.Like there's no way I'm in the wrong here, right? This just feels so insane to me I almost can't wrap my head around it.Sounds like a whinging cunt.Sounds like two whinging cunts
His comments are no grosser then what the average reylo posts about. Rey exists to be Kylo Rens cum dumpster and that's about it. She isn't meant to have any sort of existence other than serving Kylo Ren.
It's like breaking into someone's house in the night and loudly murdering their dog, and then being surprised when they accidentally shoot the postman in the morningNo one is clean in this situation except the people on that plane
I’m pretty sure he’s referring to the ass and legs waifu of Nier Automata and honestly I don’t know why she gets a pass. The characters were insufferable in that game.
I don't even like going into book stores anymore because of it. It's like I'm fighting world war 3 with my butt. Sometimes I can't even move because it gets too intense, and I have to sprint out of the store when I catch a lull in one of the urges.
I don’t find the idea of getting separated at a concert and not trying to find my girlfriend immediately normal, unless we were with a group of friends or something as soon as I realized she wasn’t with me I’d look for her.Although I wouldn’t assume she bailed lol
That's not really anything new from ACLU. They can do good, like defend immigrants, but also since they'll defend literally anyone they also do stuff like defend Nazis.
Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/jk-rowling-supports-terf-who-was-fired-for-being-transphobic.160247/post-28143566That's not really anything new from ACLU. They can do good, like defend immigrants, but also since they'll defend literally anyone they also do stuff like defend Nazis.Its almost like they actually believe in the concept of civil rights being universal!
You've been radicalized. Leave your bubble and talk to people.