Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?

[Nintex]

US' daily dose rate: 1,301,050
Canada's dose rate:     23,870

The country that, if you are to believe the media, had no vaccine plan until a few days ago, is doing 54.5x as many doses per day as Canada.

ah yes, what would we do with these clickbait writers arbiters of truth

[EchoRin]

Just waiting on the trigger word.

"J Allard"

[EchoRin]

Don't think we have any poster from India so we'll make due with this



The guy at 2:15  "my god... man it's gonna be a long time bro..."

[james]

https://mobile.twitter.com/govkristinoem/status/1355744798729265152

[Joe Molotov]

Just waiting on the trigger word.

[Nintex]

Don't think we have any poster from India so we'll make due with this



The guy at 2:15  "my god... man it's gonna be a long time bro..."

Developing nation:
Indian woman: "I don't know a lot about it *except the brand names, vaccination rates and social economic considerations*

Indian guy: "We are a developing nation, *economic analysis of the country, perceived value of vaccination*

Indian man: "I might not take it, *detailed explanation about side effects, medical analysis of the compounds*

So-called first world countries:
US man: "I'm not taking no vaccines because Mister Trump said it be a hoax and it kills ya also you are fake news *inaudible*

Dutch woman: "I'm not taking ANY vaccines and neither are my children because I don't like needles and they radiate bad energy *opens facebook mid conversation*

UK man: "I'm a stock broker, I've already gotten the Sputnik V from a friend in Ukraine *claps for ambulance that passes by* can't believe the pubs and brothels are still closed because everyone I know already took a jab

[Flannel Boy]

https://mobile.twitter.com/govkristinoem/status/1355744798729265152

With competent leadership, the state could've had as few deaths as Vermont (younger population with 1/6 as many people per square km). Instead it suffered ten times as many.

[Flannel Boy]

US' daily dose rate: 1,301,050
Canada's dose rate:     23,870

The country that, if you are to believe the media, had no vaccine plan until a few days ago, is doing 54.5x as many doses per day as Canada.

1,348,634
21,982

Now it's 61.4 times as many doses administered daily.

[Nintex]

Our government has announced a new calculation method to determine the vaccination rate.
Their 'educated guess' is that 120k more people have been vaccinated than previously reported.

[james]

Our government has announced a new calculation method to determine the vaccination rate.
Their 'educated guess' is that 120k more people have been vaccinated than previously reported.

How do you lose count

[Nintex]

Our government has announced a new calculation method to determine the vaccination rate.
Their 'educated guess' is that 120k more people have been vaccinated than previously reported.

How do you lose count

Ask this fucking idiot



Or this one



Or ask them both

[headwalk]

UK just gave 600,000 jabs in a day.

[Nintex]

Dutch ICU doctors are calling for the country to open up again.

- The lockdown caused only marginal health benefits
- People that make it out of the ICU recover slowly and have to live with lasting effects and most won't fully recover

They say that we should accept the higher number of deaths because they are inevitable and by keeping society on lockdown the damage to health, mental health, education and the economy is far greater and will cause an even bigger strain on the healthcare system.

[Nintex]

Our government has announced a new calculation method to determine the vaccination rate.
Their 'educated guess' is that 120k more people have been vaccinated than previously reported.

How do you lose count

Update on this. They've reversed the new calculation method because they probably counted some people twice.
In fact, it is now completely unknown what the vaccination rate really is and our health minister is going to investigate and review the numbers.

 

[T-Short]

omg. this is art

[james]

Our government has announced a new calculation method to determine the vaccination rate.
Their 'educated guess' is that 120k more people have been vaccinated than previously reported.

How do you lose count

Update on this. They've reversed the new calculation method because they probably counted some people twice.
In fact, it is now completely unknown what the vaccination rate really is and our health minister is going to investigate and review the numbers.

 

I can provide the government with an accurate counting machine.

Each one is just 10,000 Euros, and is guaranteed to work.

Have them email me!

[Potato]

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-02-02/china-wuhan-coronavirus-victim-families-who-investigation/13109968

Families of people who died from the coronavirus in China's former epicentre Wuhan say they have been monitored and silenced by local authorities, and are calling for a meeting with World Health Organization investigators.

Last Friday, the WHO said on its official Twitter account that the team would visit hospitals, virus laboratories and markets in Wuhan, and speak with early responders and some of the first COVID-19 patients.

However, China's Foreign Ministry spokesperson, Zhao Lijian, denied the WHO's field work was an "investigation", and said it had to follow "the prior consensus".

"The exchanges and cooperation on origin-tracing between WHO experts and Chinese professionals are part of a global study, not an investigation," Mr Zhao said.

But Mr Zhang said he wouldn't trust visits organised and limited by the Chinese Government, and thought the information patients gave could be "highly suspicious".

"They could have been trained many months ago, and been ordered to stage and repeat the Government's narrative," Mr Zhang said.

"I am highly concerned that the WHO experts in Wuhan are not a match for these counterfeiters."

Mr Zhang had established a chat group on Chinese social media platform WeChat, where he united more than 100 Wuhan residents who lost their families during the epidemic and wanted an explanation.

The WeChat group was censored on January 16, and three members were temporarily banned from posting comments, according to multiple group members who spoke to the ABC.

Three families told the ABC they were warned to keep silent, and their daily activities were closely monitored by authorities in Wuhan. They requested that the ABC not disclose their identities, in order to avoid persecution.

"[I had] police interviews, cameras pointing at home, and dismissal from work. They pressured my families, stalked my activities, which is completely unscrupulous," one parent, who lost their only son, told the ABC.

"[I am told] don't contact the foreign media, because it will be used by anti-China forces, which is detrimental to our country.

"I just want everyone to know that the Government is a murderer for hiding the epidemic.

"I have lost my only child in my late life. My life is worse than death."

Scumbags.

The WHO is complicit in allowing the Chinese government to obscure the facts that could help identify the origin of the pandemic and prevent future outbreaks.

This quote in particular is chilling because it shows a dedication to the lie that the Chinese government has been peddling for months now that COVID-19 originated in another country.

"The exchanges and cooperation on origin-tracing between WHO experts and Chinese professionals are part of a global study, not an investigation," Mr Zhao said.

[Nintex]

I'm surprised they were that shook and worried about covering it up that they didn't immediately point to Taiwan as the country of origin.

Anyway the European Union is close friends with China, I look forward to purchasing a Xiaomi Robot Vacuum soon and I thank China for their heroic efforts to keep producing computer and videogame hardware during these trying times.
My Razer mouse and keyboard really made my lockdown life better.

[Potato]

Why are they so desperate to divert attention away from Wuhan where, just down the street from where the original outbreak occurred, a lab which specialises in studying coronaviruses is located?

 

[Flannel Boy]

https://twitter.com/tmprowell/status/1355297564736811009

[Flannel Boy]

https://mobile.twitter.com/kakape/status/1356359522177179662

[Flannel Boy]

https://twitter.com/kakape/status/1356506916873207809
Pseudo virus bearing the Spike protein of SARS-CoV-2 that had all 8 B.1.1.7 mutations + E484K after a single dose of the Pfizer vaccine.

[Flannel Boy]

https://twitter.com/ArisKatzourakis/status/1356400333426196482

[Nintex]

The projected growth of the virus in the Netherlands over the coming weeks.
We're now at week 5. Apparently half of the cases are now the new more contagious UK strain.
If this is accurate the third wave will start in about 4 weeks and peak mid April. (if that is the peak)



So now that we know this we are

- Reopening schools next week
- Allowing more shops to open for click & collect
- Likely ending the curfew February 10th
- Still going ahead with the election as of now (March 17th)

There's a debate in parliament tommorow about a data leak. The few people that did get vaccinated had their personal data hacked 

[remy]

https://twitter.com/mikerosenwald/status/1354509023484194819

 

Is the picture not accurate or do they go ass to mouth?

Open mouth guy is the tester

[Potato]

The projected growth of the virus in the Netherlands over the coming weeks.
We're now at week 5. Apparently half of the cases are now the new more contagious UK strain.
If this is accurate the third wave will start in about 4 weeks and peak mid April. (if that is the peak)

(Image removed from quote.)

So now that we know this we are

- Reopening schools next week
- Allowing more shops to open for click & collect
- Likely ending the curfew February 10th
- Still going ahead with the election as of now (March 17th)

There's a debate in parliament tommorow about a data leak. The few people that did get vaccinated had their personal data hacked 

The Australian international news cycle is dominated by US, UK and Asian news, and we rarely hear about continental Europe, so it's no wonder I didn't realise how fucking incompetent your government was. Holy shit. Anecdotally, we seem to have a very high opinion of the Dutch, but.........fuck, that's bad.

[Flannel Boy]

US' daily dose rate: 1,301,050
Canada's dose rate:     23,870

The country that, if you are to believe the media, had no vaccine plan until a few days ago, is doing 54.5x as many doses per day as Canada.

1,348,634
21,982

Now it's 61.4 times as many doses administered daily.

We are at 77.5 times as many doses administered daily. Hell, Serbia, with like 1/5th the population is doing twice as many total doses a day.

[Flannel Boy]

https://mobile.twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1356591721728126978

[Tripon]

Let's all learn Russian.

[Great Rumbler]

Let's all learn Russian.

Да.

[OnlyRegret]

how did you windmill lickers manage an empire

[Nintex]

The projected growth of the virus in the Netherlands over the coming weeks.
We're now at week 5. Apparently half of the cases are now the new more contagious UK strain.
If this is accurate the third wave will start in about 4 weeks and peak mid April. (if that is the peak)

(Image removed from quote.)

So now that we know this we are

- Reopening schools next week
- Allowing more shops to open for click & collect
- Likely ending the curfew February 10th
- Still going ahead with the election as of now (March 17th)

There's a debate in parliament tommorow about a data leak. The few people that did get vaccinated had their personal data hacked 

The Australian international news cycle is dominated by US, UK and Asian news, and we rarely hear about continental Europe, so it's no wonder I didn't realise how fucking incompetent your government was. Holy shit. Anecdotally, we seem to have a very high opinion of the Dutch, but.........fuck, that's bad.

Expats are fucking terrified over this lol, the country they thought was well organized suddenly doesn't seem safe to live in anymore and both the government and most of the population ignore the disaster that's unfolding.
For the Dutch this is no surprise because if you look at our history we had poor decision making during every global crisis.
Such as selling most of our gold at the lowest value after the Lehmann crash or ordering weapons from German manufacturers in WW2 for the defense against Germany instead of allying ourselves with the UK.

I think this is a combination of: "This won't be a problem for us but we'll tell you what to do" and "Oh well, now that we're fucked nothing we could do about it anyway"
We're great at rebuilding things and keeping our heads cool in difficult situations but in this case the latter completely backfires.
I think that in a few weeks we're just going to open up everything under the guise of 'we're done with this' and most people will accept it.

how did you windmill lickers manage an empire

We basically formed the Amazon of (slave) trade and granted the executives the power to build forts and recruit armies on our behalf. 

[MMaRsu]

The projected growth of the virus in the Netherlands over the coming weeks.
We're now at week 5. Apparently half of the cases are now the new more contagious UK strain.
If this is accurate the third wave will start in about 4 weeks and peak mid April. (if that is the peak)

(Image removed from quote.)

So now that we know this we are

- Reopening schools next week
- Allowing more shops to open for click & collect
- Likely ending the curfew February 10th
- Still going ahead with the election as of now (March 17th)

There's a debate in parliament tommorow about a data leak. The few people that did get vaccinated had their personal data hacked 

Yeah because the fucking MORONIC GOVERNMENT is opening schools again starting next week, still isn't doing anything about markets on saturday etc etc.

And people are also distinguished mentally-challenged and DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.

When I go on my bike on saturday through the city to pick up some weed (the only time I go to the city), Im ASTOUNDED by the vast amounts of people who are going to the market.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED THE MARKET FOR YOU CUNTS

STAY INSIDE STAY INDOORS

No lets all go to the city!! jeej!!! Im sure its the women who drag their fucking husbands or boyfriends with them, because they want to do some shopping. All the stores are virtually closed but hey at least the market is open.

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKETS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT IF YOU CANT BUY FISH AND CHEESE AND BREAD FROM A STALL

DONT OPEN THE FUCKING SCHOOLS

ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MMaRsu]

Seriously, the union in charge of education has said the following:

"Het ministerie van Onderwijs, Cultuur en Wetenschap laat zich bij de heropening van de scholen leiden door haast en niet door zorgvuldigheid", aldus de AOb.

The Ministry of Education, Culture and Science is guided by haste and not by carefulness in the reopening of the schools," said the AOb.

So WHY IN THE FUCK, would you reopen schools? Are the ministers sick of having their kids at home all the time?

Who cares, they dont even have to work from home. Sitting there in the 2e kamer every day or whenever the fuck they are there. Debating not from home through a zoom meeting, no just keep going to work, regulations dont apply to you FUCKERS

[Nintex]

The problem is that everyone thinks like this

"I'm only going to the office for a meeting"
"I'm only going out to buy some weed"
"I'm only going to the market to get some fresh air with the kids"

 

[MMaRsu]

The problem is that everyone thinks like this

"I'm only going to the office for a meeting"
"I'm only going out to buy some weed"
"I'm only going to the market to get some fresh air with the kids"

 

Yeah thing is, the shop is like cordened off. Only two people allowed inside at all times, and at most there are two three people waiting outside.

The issue isnt with me going to a weedshop. The issue is people moving between other people in large quantities. There is absolutely NO NEED for over a 100 people to be in a fucking market on a saturday.

STAY HOME. Its what I do ALL DAY EVERY FUCKING DAY

Evening clock is also distinguished mentally-challenged. I used to go walking after 8/9 for an hour/hour and a half. Wouldnt see ANYONE on the streets that late at night. Say around 9:30/10PM.

Now? I HAVE to go walking before 9PM. So now everyone thinks, hey I should go walking before 9PM.

Who do I see now? At least 4/5 couples walking together, passing me etc. Not that im fearful of catching anything from them, I keep my distance. Still, shit is really lopsided.

[Nintex]

Yep the curfew is bullshit.

I'm sort of glad the weather is shit so it doesn't feel as bad but still I'm more of a night owl and not at all a morning person.

[Flannel Boy]

US' daily dose rate: 1,301,050
Canada's dose rate:     23,870

The country that, if you are to believe the media, had no vaccine plan until a few days ago, is doing 54.5x as many doses per day as Canada.

1,348,634
21,982

Now it's 61.4 times as many doses administered daily.

We are at 77.5 times as many doses administered daily. Hell, Serbia, with like 1/5th the population is doing twice as many total doses a day.

85.4x (1,335,310 daily doses in the US vs 15,637 in Canada). Can we break 100?

[Nintex]

I'm gonna source this story because you won't believe this.

The needles used for the first vaccination round were too short, so they will have to redo the shot for obese people.

https://twitter.com/dvhn_nl/status/1357404460306284550

[BIONIC]

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1357470610809638913

This won't spread
Testing will control the spread
Masks will prevent the spread
Inject some bleach
Vaccines will make everything go back to normal
We will go back to some degree of normality, maybe 

[Potato]

Dunno man, my life has been pretty normal for most of the last year. The only thing has been no international travel and the occasional restrictions on domestic travel.

[Flannel Boy]

https://mobile.twitter.com/tylerblack32/status/1357765466601775106

Lockdown deaths!

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1357737701043302401

What a fucking mess

[Pissy F Benny]

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/FT/status/1358150306874486789

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Honestly feels like a race to get people vaccinated enough before the new strains become too widespread to contain.  If we get a second pandemic due to western counties not willing to shut down, well that would be a bit embarrassing. 

[Nintex]

Backstage at a talkshow the CEO of Pfizer said to Erik de Vlieger that his vaccine formula was akin to a chef's recipe and thus they wouldn't share it.
He also said that it would take 3 vaccination rounds for the world to open up again.

[therealdeal]

Only 800 people died from Sars and it was way more severe, plus since we're 16 years of medical advancement later... i'd be very surprised if the deathtoll ends up triple digits

lol

[Pissy F Benny]

Evander Holyfield with the deep cut

[Great Rumbler]

US Representative Ron Wright has died after testing positive for COVID-19 last month, making him the first member of the US Congress to die from the disease that has claimed nearly 464,000 American lives.

Wright, a 67-year-old Texas Republican, had also been battling cancer. He was elected to Congress in 2018 and had seats on the House Foreign Affairs and Education and Labor Committees.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1358836264615768066

 

[T-Short]

https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1358840929386442755

The odds must have been fairly low though, right?

[Potato]

US Representative Ron Wright has died after testing positive for COVID-19 last month, making him the first member of the US Congress to die from the disease that has claimed nearly 464,000 American lives.

Wright, a 67-year-old Texas Republican, had also been battling cancer. He was elected to Congress in 2018 and had seats on the House Foreign Affairs and Education and Labor Committees.

Did he get it during the Capitol riots? That would be delicious irony for a republican.

[Transhuman]

Only 800 people died from Sars and it was way more severe, plus since we're 16 years of medical advancement later... i'd be very surprised if the deathtoll ends up triple digits

lol

[Flannel Boy]

https://twitter.com/CovidSerology/status/1358823769096159235

0.84% of Mexico City (median age 29) has died because of COVID.

[Nintex]

Now that we have cold temperatures the debate has shifted towards the Elfstedentocht.
An iceskating event that can only be held in specific conditions, when the ice between 11 cities is frozen enough to ice skate between them (hence the name "11 cities tour").

The last time the weather conditions were suitable for this event was 1997, so 24 years ago.
Of course this is not possible in a pandemic but it's election time and everyone involved with ice skating (which is a lot of people) want this to happen regardless of the pandemic. 

[james]

Just put some masks on and skate

[Pissy F Benny]

If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate

[Nintex]

I hate slippery shit like ice

Also the build back better cabal was 'owned' today by people posting pictures of snow accompanied by their posts that we would not see snow or ice ever again because of #globalwarming.
There was also a conspiracy among the COVID hoax people that the snow was fake and plastic and just another control mechanism to keep the lockdown going. Which is pretty creative and a change of pace from pedo's tbh

Now because of this 2 - 3 inches of snow that triggered a CODE RED weather alert all COVID test and vaccination locations were closed.