Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1349978 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #1920 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:59:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/ksieff/status/1238698151197974528

Himu · « **Reply #1921 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:00:49 AM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on March 14, 2020, 01:59:06 AM

Quote from: shosta on March 14, 2020, 01:20:40 AM
Don Rumata, updates from inside the quarantine? Have people started eating each other yet? How many people have you had to kill just to survive? Do the roving gangs use guns or more primitive weapons?
Here's the mayor of Bari closing down a park and telling people to go home.

What a G.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1922 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:13:27 AM »

guys...

https://twitter.com/Crisprtek/status/1238656959269801986

team filler · « **Reply #1923 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:18:11 AM »

just can't compte with ~~BBC~~ COVID-19

team filler · « **Reply #1924 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:21:38 AM »

https://twitter.com/areltah/status/1238709308684148736

team filler · « **Reply #1925 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:27:24 AM »

https://twitter.com/taseenb/status/1238709501756354560

https://twitter.com/taseenb/status/1238710896828039168

EchoRin · « **Reply #1926 on:** March 14, 2020, 03:18:18 AM »

https://twitter.com/strakovka/status/1238634615281201153

Holy fuck. Shit is ramping up in the native land. Hope my friends all know how to cook.

"With effect from 14 March 2020 from 6:00 to 24 March 2020 to 6:00, the Government of the Czech Republic decided to close all stores, with the exception of food stores, pharmacies, drugstores, petrol stations and some others. Details http://vlada.cz. Watch the media"

Quick and dirty Google Translate as I wasn't gonna translate myself over the phone. It's accurate though.

team filler · « **Reply #1927 on:** March 14, 2020, 03:25:42 AM »

czech casting couch has fallen

EchoRin · « **Reply #1928 on:** March 14, 2020, 03:27:44 AM »

Since Trump said we should pray, I will pray for Little Caprice. Oh and my friends and family too I guess.

Nintex · « **Reply #1929 on:** March 14, 2020, 04:48:32 AM »

Dutch scientists claim to have discovered corona anti-bodies
Cuba and a few other places have isolated the virus

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1930 on:** March 14, 2020, 04:56:25 AM »

And people here shit on Dutch directness

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1931 on:** March 14, 2020, 05:20:52 AM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on March 14, 2020, 01:59:06 AM

Quote from: shosta on March 14, 2020, 01:20:40 AM
Don Rumata, updates from inside the quarantine? Have people started eating each other yet? How many people have you had to kill just to survive? Do the roving gangs use guns or more primitive weapons?
Here's the mayor of Bari closing down a park and telling people to go home.

Are you in Bari, Don? I'm from Molfetta.

VomKriege · « **Reply #1932 on:** March 14, 2020, 07:48:50 AM »

Quote from: shosta on March 14, 2020, 01:20:40 AM

Don Rumata, updates from inside the quarantine? Have people started eating each other yet? How many people have you had to kill just to survive? Do the roving gangs use guns or more primitive weapons?

bork · « **Reply #1933 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:17:55 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1934 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:33:05 AM »

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51888936

Spanish cases up by 1,500 in a day

Nintex · « **Reply #1935 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:35:32 AM »

Who has time to proof read some English stuff and or translate English into other languages?
I'm looking for a native speaker to help save the world.

Quote

The results of this test only indicate if your symptoms match the known symptoms of COVID-2019 as provided by the WHO(World Health Organization). The creators of this test are in not responsible for your health or medical decisions. Please consult a doctor or medical provider if you believe you have symptoms and/or carry COVID-2019.

I can create what the parking lot exploiters Mar-A-Lago grifters and Google apparently can't

Join me and together we will write history

VomKriege · « **Reply #1936 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:36:46 AM »

https://twitter.com/DanielGHajjar/status/1238305724024926209

Nintex · « **Reply #1937 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:56:50 AM »

https://twitter.com/business/status/1238412764777009152

The UK really has the most daring strategy.

Coitus · « **Reply #1938 on:** March 14, 2020, 09:11:16 AM »

Boris is just gonna post through it and see what happens.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1939 on:** March 14, 2020, 09:15:08 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #1940 on:** March 14, 2020, 09:17:07 AM »

"With the whole world in so called lock down this seems like a great opportunity for Britain to get to work and take the initiative!"
"Sure the death toll has been catastrophic but I know that you feel and I feel that we've taken this opportunity with both hands without panic and without listening to these naysayers, negative nannies and doomsday prophets!"

*last surviving Scott throws tomato at Boris*

Coax · « **Reply #1941 on:** March 14, 2020, 09:49:23 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on March 14, 2020, 07:48:50 AM

Quote from: shosta on March 14, 2020, 01:20:40 AM
Don Rumata, updates from inside the quarantine? Have people started eating each other yet? How many people have you had to kill just to survive? Do the roving gangs use guns or more primitive weapons?

The music tho

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1942 on:** March 14, 2020, 09:57:56 AM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238817203920809985

Nintex · « **Reply #1943 on:** March 14, 2020, 10:00:36 AM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238824050924883968

(says the man who hugs CEO's

)

VomKriege · « **Reply #1944 on:** March 14, 2020, 10:09:51 AM »

Quote from: Coax on March 14, 2020, 09:49:23 AM

The music tho

Yeah, it's good. I watched a number of other relevant trailers (Virus, Demoni 2, Cannibal Apocalypse...) but it has the best theme of them all.

Nintex · « **Reply #1945 on:** March 14, 2020, 10:14:13 AM »

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1238828532991700993

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1946 on:** March 14, 2020, 11:07:22 AM »

https://www.ontario.ca/page/2019-novel-coronavirus

Ontario's cases are rising fast. We were at 79 yesterday at 5:30pm

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #1947 on:** March 14, 2020, 11:12:00 AM »

McAfee’s feed is so cringy. Strange times we live in when the nay sayers come across as the conspiratorial type.

Nintex · « **Reply #1948 on:** March 14, 2020, 11:28:56 AM »

Holland is not locked down so Belgians are coming to our pubs and towns

https://twitter.com/Bram_VDP/status/1238842942929985538

In the Netherlands everyone is still casually shopping and going out, with official soccer games cancelled people organize their own in public parks

At least we have enough toilet paper
https://twitter.com/oh_oh_denhaag/status/1238579696226504706

translation

Good afternoon
This is for all those hamsters who are afraid they can't wipe their buttts because of the virus
Hahahahahaha
I think we still got enough
Hahahahahaha
Oh you people
Hahahahahaha
Buy lots of toilet paper people, then I can work overtime while you sit at home
Hahahahahaha
Hey guys, do you think we will run out of toilet paper?
Hahahahahaha

[close]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1949 on:** March 14, 2020, 11:41:08 AM »

I've gone to 3 places to get hand sanitizer and still dont have some.

Himu · « **Reply #1950 on:** March 14, 2020, 11:46:46 AM »

Quote from: bork on March 14, 2020, 08:17:55 AM

*Breathes*

*Audience laughs*

jorma · « **Reply #1951 on:** March 14, 2020, 11:52:05 AM »

It's kinda weird how everything is doom and gloom on the internet, there were even preparations to quarantine Stockholm. One op ed talks about shutting down the country in order to save it.

And then you go outside and everything is just.. normal. The park is full of people, kids were practicing football despite freezing temperatures and there are no hoarders in the shops. All stores are out of face masks apparently, but i have yet to see someone wear one. Some of my neighbours are having a bbq in the common yard.

The contrast is a bit surreal tbh

Nintex · « **Reply #1952 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:01:12 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 14, 2020, 11:41:08 AM

I've gone to 3 places to get hand sanitizer and still dont have some.

https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/1238819220525285377

Tripon · « **Reply #1953 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:01:37 PM »

Quote from: jorma on March 14, 2020, 11:52:05 AM

It's kinda weird how everything is doom and gloom on the internet, there were even preparations to quarantine Stockholm. One op ed talks about shutting down the country in order to save it.

And then you go outside and everything is just.. normal. The park is full of people, kids were practicing football despite freezing temperatures and there are no hoarders in the shops. All stores are out of face masks apparently, but i have yet to see someone wear one. Some of my neighbours are having a bbq in the common yard.

The contrast is a bit surreal tbh

Yeah, with things like the schools are closing and some of the workforce being told to remote work from home, you're going to just see kids in parks and stuff during the day. There's not enough manpower to enforce them to stay at home.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1954 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:03:06 PM »

This is the luxury shopping center in Bahrain, completely dead at 5pm on a Friday (their Saturday).

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1955 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:27:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238860976176467969

Donny looks like shit here, he's got it fam

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1956 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:31:45 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on March 14, 2020, 11:18:10 AM

disappointed that tweet ended with AVOID TOILET PAPER rather than INSTALL A BIDET TODAY!

Oh, so I see you're in the pocket of Big Bidet, huh?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1957 on:** March 14, 2020, 12:43:58 PM »

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51888936

Spain set to declare national lockdown

jorma · « **Reply #1958 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on March 14, 2020, 12:01:37 PM

Quote from: jorma on March 14, 2020, 11:52:05 AM
It's kinda weird how everything is doom and gloom on the internet, there were even preparations to quarantine Stockholm. One op ed talks about shutting down the country in order to save it.

And then you go outside and everything is just.. normal. The park is full of people, kids were practicing football despite freezing temperatures and there are no hoarders in the shops. All stores are out of face masks apparently, but i have yet to see someone wear one. Some of my neighbours are having a bbq in the common yard.

The contrast is a bit surreal tbh

Yeah, with things like the schools are closing and some of the workforce being told to remote work from home, you're going to just see kids in parks and stuff during the day. There's not enough manpower to enforce them to stay at home.

Schools aren't closed though. Not yet at least.

james · « **Reply #1959 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:09:18 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 14, 2020, 08:35:32 AM

Who has time to proof read some English stuff and or translate English into other languages?
I'm looking for a native speaker to help save the world.

Quote
The results of this test only indicate if your symptoms match the known symptoms of COVID-2019 as provided by the WHO(World Health Organization). The creators of this test are in not responsible for your health or medical decisions. Please consult a doctor or medical provider if you believe you have symptoms and/or carry COVID-2019.

I can create what the parking lot exploiters Mar-A-Lago grifters and Google apparently can't

Join me and together we will write history

Just delete the word in, the rest is good

team filler · « **Reply #1960 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:15:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/AbiWilks/status/1238863237359304704

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1961 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:26:50 PM »

So my surgery, which is scheduled for this coming Friday, might get canceled. I spoke to my surgeon yesterday and the CDC sent down guidelines that all surgeries that are not absolutely necessary need to be delayed for one month. The UW wants to hold off only two weeks, but after talking to my surgeon and telling him how I'm feeling we're keeping my March 20th date, but he is going to call back on Wednesday and if things are worse and not safe for me to be there (ie. they're using the Cardiac ICU and OR for Covid patients) they're going to cancel and then we'll have no idea when it will be scheduled. Could be two weeks, a month, six weeks, no clue.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1962 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:29:07 PM »

Sorry man. Hope things work out.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1963 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:30:40 PM »

Yeah my return date is getting pushed

On the other hand I will get loads of per diem

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1964 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:31:00 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 14, 2020, 01:29:07 PM

Sorry man. Hope things work out.

Thanks. My wife and I had a good conversation with my surgeon yesterday, after getting a customary "your surgery is canceled for now" call from the scheduler earlier in the day.

I understand their concerns and the risk placed on me. The hard thing is how long can I hold out and wait? The last time I had surgery I was in heart failure and ended up in the ER. I don't want that to happen again.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1965 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:32:11 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1238868355664076801

Bebpo · « **Reply #1966 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:39:34 PM »

That's terrible Mr. Gundam. Shouldn't heart surgeries fall under absolutely necessary?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1967 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:39:41 PM »

Will cross my fingers for u Gundam

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1968 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:43:16 PM »

Sending you good vibes, Gundam-san.

Coffee Dog · « **Reply #1969 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:48:24 PM »

Sorry, Gundam. Hope you aren't waiting too long.

VomKriege · « **Reply #1970 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:51:51 PM »

Most positive thoughts to you Mr. Gundam.

Himu · « **Reply #1971 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:53:55 PM »

Gundam, I hope you get fast tracked.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #1972 on:** March 14, 2020, 01:54:26 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on March 14, 2020, 05:20:52 AM

Quote from: Don Rumata on March 14, 2020, 01:59:06 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 14, 2020, 01:20:40 AM
Don Rumata, updates from inside the quarantine? Have people started eating each other yet? How many people have you had to kill just to survive? Do the roving gangs use guns or more primitive weapons?
Here's the mayor of Bari closing down a park and telling people to go home.

Are you in Bari, Don? I'm from Molfetta.

Nah, further north in the boot.

EDIT: Just caught up, Good luck Gundam.
Are they afraid you'll catch it during recovery? Is that a big risk inside a hospital?

team filler · « **Reply #1973 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:14:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/QuintinMarcell/status/1238742225812586496

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #1974 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:16:18 PM »

Godspeed Gundam.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1975 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:17:13 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1976 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:21:11 PM »

Denmark closing borders to international travellers.

team filler · « **Reply #1977 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:25:05 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #1978 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:51:29 PM »

Apparently all non-essential shops to be closed in France. I also saw numbers for today about new cases and if accurate it was good (pretty level with yesterday), though France was testing less than other neighboring countries.

Shit, it's gonna be a pain to buy cigarettes if all tobacco shops have to close.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1979 on:** March 14, 2020, 02:52:15 PM »

there has never been a better time to quit

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1349978 times)