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« Reply #2040 on: March 14, 2020, 10:30:18 PM »
At this stage, anyone who is not an epidemiologist should probably shut the fuck up.
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« Reply #2041 on: March 14, 2020, 10:30:18 PM »
Why get a mortgage? Can't i just pay everything upfront? :brain :brain :brain

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« Reply #2042 on: March 14, 2020, 10:34:23 PM »
while i'll preface this with the usual boris is a knob and the tories are all alsatian fucking bumboys sentiment,  the UK's plan seems to be based on what people will actually do, rather than what you want them to do. something non-specialist health scientists wouldn't necessarily factor in.

i watched them present it and was clearly something that has been locked in a "break in case of pandemic" glass case for a while and i don't think any standing politician from any party would've had the bollocks to say no to it on the pretense that they know better.

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« Reply #2043 on: March 14, 2020, 10:35:27 PM »
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« Reply #2044 on: March 14, 2020, 11:03:36 PM »
I dont understand how the authorities can order restaurants to close but not teach us how to cook. Many of us will starve to death.
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« Reply #2045 on: March 14, 2020, 11:19:39 PM »
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« Reply #2046 on: March 14, 2020, 11:21:50 PM »
Trump giving everyone in Europe 48 hour notice to get the fuck home is working out great

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« Reply #2047 on: March 14, 2020, 11:36:26 PM »
I'm not saying cover-ups of people dying or hospital collapse. But that the true case count is significantly higher than recorded, based off consideration of how contagious this thing is and how the vast majority of cases would've gone under the radar.

Actually I will mention: In the UK it was estimated the true count might be around 10,000 cases. There were 590 reported cases at the time.

That gives you idea of the difference between the cases that are reported and what is believed might be the real figure.


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« Reply #2049 on: March 14, 2020, 11:44:27 PM »
I popped into Walmart to buy some seasoning and saw that the entire aisle of soup had been wiped out. There are some nasty ass soups in that aisle. How hard up do you have to be to buy those? Imagine getting so desperate you buy the last cans of cilantro soup or generic tomato soup.

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« Reply #2050 on: March 15, 2020, 12:10:18 AM »
can't find it now but I saw something earlier saying that young and middle-aged ppl were getting the work too in France now

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« Reply #2051 on: March 15, 2020, 12:24:29 AM »
All my friends are out partying and bar crawling in packed bars tonight for St. Patrick's Day. Seems like that holiday in the USA will be the equivalent of the Lunar New Year that happened in China when they were around this stage. Wouldn't be surprised if this creates a lot more community spread here :(

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« Reply #2052 on: March 15, 2020, 12:35:06 AM »
I dont understand how the authorities can order restaurants to close but not teach us how to cook. Many of us will starve to death.

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« Reply #2054 on: March 15, 2020, 01:11:29 AM »
I popped into Walmart to buy some seasoning and saw that the entire aisle of soup had been wiped out. There are some nasty ass soups in that aisle. How hard up do you have to be to buy those? Imagine getting so desperate you buy the last cans of cilantro soup or generic tomato soup.

The walmart I went to earlier had plenty of veggies, some frozen stuff, and lots of dried beans, etc. Soups were gone except for some Progresso light veggie soups (which is perfect for me because that's what I wanted, a couple cans of chicken noodle would have been nice too) and this was the bread aisle...

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« Reply #2055 on: March 15, 2020, 01:20:22 AM »
I almost lost my store of frozen vegetables and some meat because my second fridge/freezer just died. Managed to transfer most things over, but it looks like we're eating fish fingers and popcorn chicken for dinner.
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« Reply #2056 on: March 15, 2020, 01:28:04 AM »
So when do events make you sign that they're not liable for potentially giving you the corona virus?  :thinking

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https://twitter.com/TomBossert/status/1238070523365675008

Trump's former pandemic guy basically saying that this shit don't work.

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« Reply #2058 on: March 15, 2020, 02:56:33 AM »
this shit is going to delay my autism diagnosis.
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« Reply #2059 on: March 15, 2020, 03:27:50 AM »
while i'll preface this with the usual boris is a knob and the tories are all alsatian fucking bumboys sentiment,  the UK's plan seems to be based on what people will actually do, rather than what you want them to do. something non-specialist health scientists wouldn't necessarily factor in.

i watched them present it and was clearly something that has been locked in a "break in case of pandemic" glass case for a while and i don't think any standing politician from any party would've had the bollocks to say no to it on the pretense that they know better.

This UK plan is penny wise but pound foolish.

The NHS is just going to be absolutely ate up with corona within 3 weeks with no end in sight.

Yeah, the crisis may end sooner, but you’ll have hundreds of thousands of deaths because of it.

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« Reply #2060 on: March 15, 2020, 04:47:17 AM »
can't find it now but I saw something earlier saying that young and middle-aged ppl were getting the work too in France now

Apparently half the cases in ICU are people under 60 as of yesterday. I guess that's what you're mentioning.
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« Reply #2061 on: March 15, 2020, 06:49:18 AM »
Went to vote, they had a bunch of pens that they clean on rotation and they put the booths facing a wall instead of having the curtain (that everyone would touch). Some doctors and healthcare workers are calling for people not to vote. The second round of the election might or might not be cancelled, rendering today's ballot invalid.

Bakery was open but the cops didn't seem to like they had tables out.

City to city transportation will be scaled down for the public.

The closure decree goes through to April 15th.
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« Reply #2062 on: March 15, 2020, 07:32:04 AM »
Reportedly some hospitals in the East of France are starting to get saturated. Not great.

Otherwise French authorities also project that half or two-thirds of the population will get it ultimately and that hopefully some herd immunity will emerge then. I say that because there's a lot of flack directed at the UK having a white paper along those lines informing their policies.
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« Reply #2063 on: March 15, 2020, 07:54:17 AM »
Just went to the supermarket.

Over 90% of these people wouldn't survive a real event that breaks the day to day supply chain.
They don't stock up items that could help them survive:
- Canned fruits
- Soup
- Bottled water
- Frozen meat
- Candles
- Salt
- Sugar etc.

Instead they buy mountains of toilet paper, 48 boxes of sprinkles and vegan cookies.
Also bad vibes towards me as I'm just casually browsing the shop as everyone else is running around in complete panic stuffing their carts with useless overpriced junk.

I told them the Chinese bio-weapon would come over soon enough, they didn't listen and now they all buy the wrong items.  :trumps

Now it's time for a shower to wash away all the germs these people might've carried instead of driving over to the next store to get the one sold out item. Survival 101 motherfuckers  :snob
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« Reply #2064 on: March 15, 2020, 07:58:25 AM »
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-and-us-wrestle-over-coronavirus-vaccine-report/a-52777990
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The governments of Germany and the United States are wrestling over the German-based company CureVac which is working on a vaccine for the novel coronavirus, reported German newspaper Welt am Sonntag.

The prominent German media outlet reported, citing unnamed sources, that US President Donald Trump was offering large sums of money to German scientists working on a vaccine. He wanted to secure exclusive rights to their work, the newspaper reported.

Trump was doing everything he could to secure a vaccine for the United States, "but only for the US," the newspaper quoted an anonymous German government source as saying.

Americans are really something else. Next level winner mentality, just buy success if you can't develop it.

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« Reply #2065 on: March 15, 2020, 08:12:25 AM »
Worst case scenario projection by scientists for France (including a British one, Neil Ferguson, that has been consulted by several euro countries) presented to Macron before his address this week : 300k to 500k deaths, 30k to 100k concurrent patients needing intensive care at peak. Officially there's a capacity of 5000 beds for reanimation and 7000 for ICU.

That's a guess in case no measures were taken and with the worst variables.

If those reports are accurate, you would imagine it's the same ballpark for Italy, Spain, Germany and the UK.
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« Reply #2066 on: March 15, 2020, 08:27:08 AM »
Worst case scenario projection by scientists for France (including a British one, Neil Ferguson, that has been consulted by several euro countries) presented to Macron before his address this week : 300k to 500k deaths, 30k to 100k concurrent patients needing intensive care at peak. Officially there's a capacity of 5000 beds for reanimation and 7000 for ICU.

That's a guess in case no measures were taken and with the worst variables.

If those reports are accurate, you would imagine it's the same ballpark for Italy, Spain, Germany and the UK.
The problem seems to be that the 'real' treatment in the worst cases requires a prolonged induced coma with a tube inserted into the lungs for roughly 14 days.
While other emergency treatments are often way shorter. (back when I had my first Asthma attack I needed a breathing apparatus for an afternoon and that was like a 10/10 in the scale of severity of asthma attacks.
However, a big percentage also has flu like issues for 3 - 5 days and is perfectly healthy after rest and quarantine.
The lock down is all about gaining some time to figure things out and hopefully reducing the spread but also reducing the need for other types of treatments (less car accidents, stabbings etc.)

The UK's idea of herd like immunity might either work or make it much worse killing off millions.
But without a vaccine there's not much else you can do but weather the storm and hope it gets better or do a total lock down.

Thank you good guy China for silencing the whistle blowers and allowing this to spread worldwide <(^_^)>
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« Reply #2067 on: March 15, 2020, 08:59:53 AM »
I guess doctors are saying not to use ibuprofen?  I havent seen an offical news story for this yet.

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« Reply #2068 on: March 15, 2020, 09:12:34 AM »
I guess doctors are saying not to use ibuprofen?  I havent seen an offical news story for this yet.

There's some confusion about that. There was a story doing the rounds that was fraudulently sourced to a Wien university. But the French Minister of Health did echo this a couple of days ago and asked people to be cautious, consult their physician and rather be using other families / molecules for low level self medication. Apparently some medical doctors suspect this family of medication might make the symptoms more acute and I've read third hand accounts that it's surmised on the ground in hospitals. I don't think there's any research proving or disproving it.
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« Reply #2069 on: March 15, 2020, 09:15:46 AM »
That's why the English left.
No, they very narrowly voted to leave because they were upset about free movement in the wake of austerity (and constant "EU bad" progaganda from the Murdoch press). When people feel (justly or not) that their own aren't taken care of, they get really ugly toward outsiders 'taking' things from them.

Germans will be happy though, cheap exports.
We're not going to turn into a net importer and you can't export shit to broke nations unless you want them hooked on German credit, which they should know to avoid by this point.

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« Reply #2070 on: March 15, 2020, 10:28:40 AM »
https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1239174643254276096

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BURLINGTON, Vt. — In the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Senator Bernie Sanders has called on Nintendo to preemptively release the much-anticipated Animal Crossing: New Horizons.

“We must prepare for this disease in an unprecedented way,” Senator Sanders said at a press conference. “Gamers of all classes, both social and character, shouldn’t be forced to wait any longer for an adorable little game that is ready now. We deserve access immediately. People are suffering. It shouldn’t just be gaming journalists that have early access to what may be the best game out there.”

He went on to explain that this is not just a measure that would help those under quarantine.

“Working Americans are standing in long grocery lines, with hundreds of other bozos, being forced to listen to awful grocery store music such as Jason Mraz,” Senator Sanders continued. “The least we can do is give them a soothing game to play on handheld as they wait. President Trump must do the right thing and work with Nintendo to help working families get through this crisis.”

When asked to speak on Animal Crossing former Vice President Joe Biden said he trusts the developers to do what’s best for the game, adding “Boy that Tom Nook sure is a gumball in a marble vase! I like him!”

Experts have predicted upwards of one million Americans may die from coronavirus, prompting the CDC to praise Senator Sanders’ concerns. As of press time, CDC Director Robert Redfield released a statement recommending those with symptoms to make sure to play Animal Crossing: New Horizons before they pass away.
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« Reply #2072 on: March 15, 2020, 11:00:12 AM »
American Airlines just canceled every long distance international route but 3

Mom and her friends are in Brazil and just got informed the last flights out are tonight

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« Reply #2074 on: March 15, 2020, 11:20:28 AM »
Ontario just jumped up to 142 cases.  41 in 24 hours.

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« Reply #2075 on: March 15, 2020, 11:46:39 AM »
this shit is going to delay my autism diagnosis.

tbh i think u have ADHD :doge

I have an adhd diagnosis and it doesn't fit all my symptoms.
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« Reply #2077 on: March 15, 2020, 12:19:06 PM »
Just went to the supermarket.

Over 90% of these people wouldn't survive a real event that breaks the day to day supply chain.
They don't stock up items that could help them survive:
- Canned fruits
- Soup
- Bottled water
- Frozen meat
- Candles
- Salt
- Sugar etc.

Instead they buy mountains of toilet paper, 48 boxes of sprinkles and vegan cookies.
Also bad vibes towards me as I'm just casually browsing the shop as everyone else is running around in complete panic stuffing their carts with useless overpriced junk.

I told them the Chinese bio-weapon would come over soon enough, they didn't listen and now they all buy the wrong items.  :trumps

Now it's time for a shower to wash away all the germs these people might've carried instead of driving over to the next store to get the one sold out item. Survival 101 motherfuckers  :snob

Have you checked the pet section? It's untouched. Should the apocalypse happen, while you people will be fighting over frozen peas and canned chilis, I'll be eating good thanks to Purina's finest dog chow.

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« Reply #2078 on: March 15, 2020, 12:24:27 PM »
They locked down my Grandma's carehome in Saskatchewan already which is great.  My mom keeps thinking she needs to go into work.  My other uncle in B.C. who got cancer at xmas (the uncle that is doing good) has to do chemo every day for the next 39 days. 

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« Reply #2082 on: March 15, 2020, 12:54:29 PM »
All Dutch schools, coffeeshops, pubs etc closed
Keep a 1,5 meter distance

Borders and airspace likely to be closed

Lines for the coffeeshops
https://twitter.com/KoenWeijland/status/1239236432591454209
https://twitter.com/adrianus1335/status/1239234555619479552
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« Reply #2083 on: March 15, 2020, 01:09:55 PM »
Sweden has adopted a policy of not closing anything until further notice, including borders.

Asks people to refrain from non necessary travel and to wash their hands with soap and water.

They gave up on stopping the virus and are just trying to slow it down in order to not swamp the hospitals.

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« Reply #2084 on: March 15, 2020, 01:28:58 PM »
Rumor of a much stronger lockdown to come soon in France
French Twitter is lighting with photos of markets crowded and a lot of people sunbathing in parks and by the canals.

I have work planned for the upcoming weeks and would take a nasty hit if that was suddenly canceled.

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« Reply #2085 on: March 15, 2020, 01:31:06 PM »
while i'll preface this with the usual boris is a knob and the tories are all alsatian fucking bumboys sentiment,  the UK's plan seems to be based on what people will actually do, rather than what you want them to do. something non-specialist health scientists wouldn't necessarily factor in.

i watched them present it and was clearly something that has been locked in a "break in case of pandemic" glass case for a while and i don't think any standing politician from any party would've had the bollocks to say no to it on the pretense that they know better.

This UK plan is penny wise but pound foolish.

The NHS is just going to be absolutely ate up with corona within 3 weeks with no end in sight.

Yeah, the crisis may end sooner, but you’ll have hundreds of thousands of deaths because of it.

I don't know. What should be made clear though is that the scientific advisors never said certain measures shouldn't be put in place, only that he believed it was the right decision at the moment. Their strategy isn't actually to disregard using such methods, it is to do it at the right time when they will be most effective. His fear being that people will start returning to normal behaviour right when the virus is at its peak. The peak is still months away. They argued it could make things worse. You can't lock everything down for the entire year. And you can't expect people to lock themselves away for the entire year. And it is not economically viable for one.

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« Reply #2086 on: March 15, 2020, 01:34:58 PM »
As expected shopping was a nightmare, pasta, rice, flour, meat and veg very sold out. :brain

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« Reply #2087 on: March 15, 2020, 01:48:50 PM »
Epidemiologists believe that this could be a new seasonal virus. In other words, it may not be going away at all. It might be with us for years to come. This may be why some are advising about needing some herd immunity.

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« Reply #2088 on: March 15, 2020, 01:50:45 PM »
Just went to the supermarket.

Over 90% of these people wouldn't survive a real event that breaks the day to day supply chain.
They don't stock up items that could help them survive:
- Canned fruits
- Soup
- Bottled water
- Frozen meat
- Candles
- Salt
- Sugar etc.

Instead they buy mountains of toilet paper, 48 boxes of sprinkles and vegan cookies.
Also bad vibes towards me as I'm just casually browsing the shop as everyone else is running around in complete panic stuffing their carts with useless overpriced junk.

I told them the Chinese bio-weapon would come over soon enough, they didn't listen and now they all buy the wrong items.  :trumps

Now it's time for a shower to wash away all the germs these people might've carried instead of driving over to the next store to get the one sold out item. Survival 101 motherfuckers  :snob
You dummy, people are actually buying the RIGHT items.
This isn't an apocalyptic bio terrorist attack, there is no major disruption of basic services, people are being asked to stay home 2 weeks and watch Netflix all day.
The only candles you'll need is the ones you'll want to stick up your ass, if your partner and you are so inclined.
You need munchies to eat like a pig while you watch Castelvania, and toilet paper to clean your ass of the (inevitable) diarrhea it'll give you.. plus for any wanking those who're confined alone are planning.

What the fuck are you buying MREs that last 20 years for, when you're home for 20 days at most?  :doge

Epidemiologists believe that this could be a new seasonal virus. In other words, it may not be going away at all. It might be with us for years to come. This may be why some are advising about needing some herd immunity.
We'll likely have a working vaccine a year or two from now.  :yeshrug

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« Reply #2089 on: March 15, 2020, 01:58:17 PM »
How can you say 20 days at most when the China lockdown was 50 days?

Took my dog for her morning walk and passed a nearby nursing home, they had a bunch of signs on the door with info about Covid-19 and one saying that visitors have been banned until further notice.

Then passed the local 7th Day Adventist church and it was business as usual there. Considered walking over to see if the Catholic church was the same.
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« Reply #2090 on: March 15, 2020, 02:03:29 PM »
How can you say 20 days at most when the China lockdown was 50 days?

Took my dog for her morning walk and passed a nearby nursing home, they had a bunch of signs on the door with info about Covid-19 and one saying that visitors have been banned until further notice.

Then passed the local 7th Day Adventist church and it was business as usual there. Considered walking over to see if the Catholic church was the same.
Because China is particularly draconian with its approach.
People are still allowed to walk their dogs here, for example, and go shopping for food (or even cigarettes).

I'm not saying in 20 days things will revert back to normal, but clearly they don't plan to keep the quarantine up until the virus is completely gone, because you can't stop a country for 12+ months.
Again, best estimate for a working vaccine was, like, 18 months.

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« Reply #2091 on: March 15, 2020, 02:10:17 PM »
It's going to be more than 20 days.  I'm expecting a lockdown for a few months.  It's going to be really hard to stop a lock down after its show that works for stopping the spread and saves lives.

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« Reply #2092 on: March 15, 2020, 02:27:36 PM »
Well my restaurant just shut down.
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It’s for the best but my bank account is gonna be quite upset about this.


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« Reply #2094 on: March 15, 2020, 02:34:21 PM »

You dummy, people are actually buying the RIGHT items.
This isn't an apocalyptic bio terrorist attack, there is no major disruption of basic services, people are being asked to stay home 2 weeks and watch Netflix all day.
The only candles you'll need is the ones you'll want to stick up your ass, if your partner and you are so inclined.
You need munchies to eat like a pig while you watch Castelvania, and toilet paper to clean your ass of the (inevitable) diarrhea it'll give you.. plus for any wanking those who're confined alone are planning.

What the fuck are you buying MREs that last 20 years for, when you're home for 20 days at most?  :doge


I don't understand. Nintex is cordoning himself from society for years and you are opposed ???


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« Reply #2096 on: March 15, 2020, 02:45:03 PM »
Italy: 3590 new cases
         368 more deaths
https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/coronavirus-spain-death-toll-doubles-in-a-day-as-288-victims-now-confirmed-11957987

Edit: switched link to a report in English.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2020, 02:50:01 PM by Clockwork5 »

BisMarckie

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| A lot of good things are going to happen.
« Reply #2097 on: March 15, 2020, 02:45:34 PM »
I broke isolation today to get something and I saw a Museums of Yugoslavia book while I was out. This is one of the Bire signs of health and wellness. Everything is going to be ok guys 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Mash-Alija :rejoice

VomKriege

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| A lot of good things are going to happen.
« Reply #2098 on: March 15, 2020, 02:53:15 PM »
More rumors of an escalation of the lockdown in France by mid next week at the latest. Also, as I said earlier, the hospitals in the East (Alsace notably) are signalling they are coming up to saturation. At the current rate things will get nasty a few days from now.
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Don Rumata

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| A lot of good things are going to happen.
« Reply #2099 on: March 15, 2020, 02:56:23 PM »

You dummy, people are actually buying the RIGHT items.
This isn't an apocalyptic bio terrorist attack, there is no major disruption of basic services, people are being asked to stay home 2 weeks and watch Netflix all day.
The only candles you'll need is the ones you'll want to stick up your ass, if your partner and you are so inclined.
You need munchies to eat like a pig while you watch Castelvania, and toilet paper to clean your ass of the (inevitable) diarrhea it'll give you.. plus for any wanking those who're confined alone are planning.

What the fuck are you buying MREs that last 20 years for, when you're home for 20 days at most?  :doge


I don't understand. Nintex is cordoning himself from society for years and you are opposed ???
"cordoning himself from society" means more of his presence on the internet.  ;)