Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?

[OnlyRegret]

US currently +15,460 for the day

[Ghoul]

The US is a horror story and where the rest of the world will recover US and India will be fighting it for years to come.

I read about how fucked NY is already and it's like god damn last of us memes

[Ghoul]

UK is the same though, I'm expecting here once home testing happens our numbers to spike, I just hope to god my test comes back as had it and immune otherwise I'm fucked.

[Ghoul]

so situation at my work place they're gonna use gov grants and place people on leave at 80% pay, yet my dumb ass will have to work 5 days a week worth of work for four days pay.

Meanwhile the place is apparently still in a good position to buy companies.... #LATESTAGE if only I could break NDA and share this shit you'd be howling.

[OnlyRegret]

oh ya, you're the man who doesn't exist

[BisMarckie]

Can’t convict a man who doesn’t exist. just putting that thought out there.

[BisMarckie]

btw. I was starting to lose my mind last week but now I have accepted this situation as the new normal. 

Going for 3AM walks certainly helps though. Thanks for the idea esch

[OnlyRegret]

US currently +15,460 for the day

I'm going to put you on ignore if you keep livestreaming The Number

Probably should stop for my own good, my bowel movements have been out of whack

[OnlyRegret]

I know, I wouldn't have brought it up otherwise out of the blue

[Human Snorenado]

US and UK gonna be bad, but I think India and Brazil will end up having it worse than anywhere else. The fucker running Brazil is legit crazier than Trump if not as dumb, and even that's a coin flip.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1243331459978493953

[BisMarckie]

My grocery store was out of Coke Zero or Pepsi Zero Sugar today. In a moment of weakness I bought the store brand one, the struggle is real.

[toku]

https://twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1243331459978493953

[CatsCatsCats]

I miss bars

[team filler]

the evangelicals and the zionists are in cahoots, even right here at thebore.com 

[james]

I miss bars

So many girls turning 21 and they can't go out and make decisions they will quickly regret

 

[Madrun Badrun]

My grocery store was out of Coke Zero or Pepsi Zero Sugar today. In a moment of weakness I bought the store brand one, the struggle is real.

I bought 16L of coke zero today.  Sell you some at 30$ per thimble. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I miss bars

So many girls turning 21 and they can't go out and make decisions they will quickly regret

 

I thought they always stayed the same age?

[Himu]

It's a pandemic and niccas still don't tip. Easily the worst customers.

Looking forward to working at a grocery store where I don't have to worry about that.

[kingv]

Reading about the complications with lifestyle diseases is scary. Based on our general population's health a lot of people over 40 are going to get real hurt by this virus. The south especially.

South US also been dragging their heels on this too, gonna be bad.

It’s kind of sad, but at the same time, these people are getting exactly what they fucking asked for.

Many of them are still asking for it, frankly. I live in a red state and I’m tired of dealing with morons who deny science, vote for idiots, and who are incredibly complacent about real threats like this, but will beat the drums for “trade war with China”, illegals, or hyperinflation. In a lot of ways they are getting the government they asked for.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/1243333768217313282 

[Himu]

https://twitter.com/ajitxsingh/status/1243282686564691968

To be fair, and that's not to say it's good, it's hardly an American phenomenon.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-21/europe-s-desperate-doctors-are-shielded-by-trash-bags

[Madrun Badrun]

In case no one knows about this show watch this

[toku]

https://twitter.com/JSJisDuke/status/1243299559968661504

[Joe Molotov]

 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/camilateleSUR/status/1243363780517490688

[Madrun Badrun]

TBF, as a Canadian, I feel the exact same way.

[Madrun Badrun]

https://imgur.com/ql7SMyZ

[Tripon]

All this talk about going back to work can't start happening unless there's daily testing (even the check temperature) before you enter a place, or hopefully an actual test to determine if you have it.

[Trent Dole]

https://twitter.com/merzb0w/status/1239327942716477440

[Himu]

where's my sexy bidet

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1243392738550145025

[nudemacusers]

where's my sexy bidet

👀

[thisismyusername]

where's my sexy bidet

Right here, bb

[Himu]

I decided to take a quarantine. I might be fired from my job but hey, at least I'll have a 1200 dollar check which is more than what I make now. I can't keep doing this and it's not worth risking my health for it either.

Just need to hear from the grocery store.

[Himu]

The company I work for does not give one fuck about me and my coworkers.

It's truly terrifying. Zero increases to pay.

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/1243334107070902282

Well at least he's at home. Eating an empty bun. Low bar but sadly better than a number of his peers.

[Pissy F Benny]

I doubt anyone in the world below executive level will get any form of pay rise this year

I’m sure the corporate execs will magically find enough cash to give themselves a juicy bonus tho

[nudemacusers]

I got a raise just a couple weeks ago and am getting $3.6k/month incentive pay for 6 months 

[Potato]

I doubt anyone in the world below executive level will get any form of pay rise this year

I’m sure the corporate execs will magically find enough cash to give themselves a juicy bonus tho

Dunno about that. A whole bunch of CEOs and execs here have taken pay cuts as their first action and some have stopped taking pay entirely.

[VomKriege]

I got a raise just a couple weeks ago and am getting $3.6k/month incentive pay for 6 months 

Never a crisis in the Peace business.

Those American far right pundits are really  I don't know if they're just dumb or confident they're immune to backfire.
Not that we don't have the same clowns in Western Europe but they're not getting that big of a pulpit.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1243498707506679808

[Ghoul]

Boris down, the news here has gone insane basically the whole party could have to be put on lockdown.

WTF is going on.

[ToxicAdam]

Operation: Herd Immunity is in motion.

[Ghoul]

Surely Boris has 15 other viruses stewing in him that can overpower the 'rona.

He’s gone super rona.

[VomKriege]

BoJo do the Coro.

[VomKriege]

BoJo do the Coro.

Sneeze !
Cheek to cheek !
Shake hands !
Everyone do the Coro.

Edit : Another world leader hit, the Rammstein singer got it.

[Madrun Badrun]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE i went outside to take out the trash and all i had to do was not touch my face but then i went for a short walk and something came up to my face, a small insect or something and it landed on the corner of my mouth so i brushed that part of my face with my hand

We'll you had a good run. 

[Ghoul]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE i went outside to take out the trash and all i had to do was not touch my face but then i went for a short walk and something came up to my face, a small insect or something and it landed on the corner of my mouth so i brushed that part of my face with my hand

The bore is currently 0 deaths vs Corona, don't fuck it up.

[Madrun Badrun]

[HardcoreRetro]

Why not give FF14 a try?

[Clockwork5]

It's a pandemic and niccas still don't tip. Easily the worst customers.

Looking forward to working at a grocery store where I don't have to worry about that.

Your restaurant is still open? Mine has been closed for two weeks. Also, because I had recently moved here and only had 1 paycheck in this state during the 12 month period they average wages I don’t qualify for unemployment. I had also just blown a couple grand on dental work that is only halfway finished because all of the dentists closed before I could get a crown on this root canal. Corona is really fucking me up and I don’t even have it yet...

I’m just trying to go with the flow. Forget about the tooth for now, don’t spend money on non essential bullshit (Animal Crossing and weed were my last “enjoy the time off” purchases), get high as hell and listen to audiobooks throughout the day. That’s been my plan so far. I’ve got months of savings but it would crush me psychologically to see that disappear as I sit around getting high and playing animal crossing.

I’ve thought about mowing lawns for some quick cash, that’s where I’m at.

[Ghoul]

Why not give FF14 a try?

It's a trap!

[Madrun Badrun]

[ToxicAdam]

I’ve thought about mowing lawns for some quick cash, that’s where I’m at.

Why not a night stock job at a grocery store? You don't need prior experience for that.

[Madrun Badrun]

[Clockwork5]

I’ve thought about mowing lawns for some quick cash, that’s where I’m at.

Why not a night stock job at a grocery store? You don't need prior experience for that.

I’ve thought about that as well but the hourly rate is so dismal. If that’s what it comes to then it is what it is but Im holding out hope I’ll figure something out that nets me more than a few hundred a week.

[Himu]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE i went outside to take out the trash and all i had to do was not touch my face but then i went for a short walk and something came up to my face, a small insect or something and it landed on the corner of my mouth so i brushed that part of my face with my hand

Why would you take out the trash and not immediately wash your hands?

[nachobro]

Why not give FF14 a try?

dutch directness is banned in the game, we're trying to keep our userbase full of nice people

[Ghoul]

The real question, why the fuck are people eating bats in the first place?