Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?

[benjipwns]

This number seems quite conservative if you look at the death toll in Italy on a population 5 times the size of the US.

Try that again.

[VomKriege]

This number seems quite conservative if you look at the death toll in Italy on a population 5 times the size of the US.

Try that again.

Did you know Seoul had 38 millions inhabitants ?

[VomKriege]

So much to think about but one thing persisting in my mind is the nonsense regarding masks.
Clearly it is a supply issue but the weird insistence on acting like they don't work it nonsense. Just seems to be fomenting distrust from the masses, something likely to be a big thing in the future.

I think there's a legit scientific debate on how effective they are but Western governments are covering their asses.

Giving everyone supplies would be an astronomical number but there's surely a sensible way to have more of them.
Especially since possible medications are still being tested and will be for the time being and that quick tests are not done yet.

[VomKriege]

Wow, way to lie to us all Rumata

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245212218989391886

First hand info from Italian medical expert Candacio Oweni.

The actual full quote I find is :
“On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus, while 88 per cent of patients who have died have at least one pre-morbidity - many had two or three."

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/

I'm not surprised given how disconnected from reality those pundits have been for years but it's fucking insane how they just ignore the reality of a sudden excess in mortality, hospitals being overrun and the opinions of every healthcare professional from the WHO, the CDC, China, Italy, Spain, France, UK, New York, etc...

[Nintex]

Governments today: "HAHAHAHA APRIL FOOLS, wow we got you guys good didn't we hahahahah, lmao beat this Apple"

[Don Rumata]

Wow, way to lie to us all Rumata

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1245212218989391886

Some here complained that the deaths from Covid were being low balled (using the example of dying at home from it, but never having been tested, and not resulting among Covid victims).
Though i'm not sure how true that is, since death from regular pneumonia is still a possibility.
Like this girl's father, who died of pneumonia at home, and they [the family] claim it was COVID, but he was never tested nor admitted to a hospital.

Then again you can split hair and claim that SARS didn't kill you, pneumonia did! 

[Potato]

Has any company been tone deaf enough to try an April fool's joke yet?

[VomKriege]

A lot of people have a hard time wrapping their heads around imperfect info and are quick to blame malice instead of "incompetence".

[Occam]

Has any company been tone deaf enough to try an April fool's joke yet?

https://coinmarketcap.com/

Topical.

[Fifstar]

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this will be included in the declaration of the jdpon

Well at least it will kill plenty of affluent (old and maybe already sick) people as well   

[Ghoul]

Has any company been tone deaf enough to try an April fool's joke yet?

Mine did after reducing our pay by 20% they said write a company song to I will survive.

I wrote the following reply and sent it to some people.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without going outside
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so you're back
From quarantine
I just walked in to find you here with that smug look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid CV, I should have handed in my notice
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
So I will Go, go, walk out the door
Won't turn around now
'Cause I don't want to work here anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me by docking my pay
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to work, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all rent to pay
And I've got all my pets to feed and I'll survive
I will survive, hey, hey
It took all the strength I had not to tell you to fuck off
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken credit score
And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for myself.

[VomKriege]

Oh good, are you gonna do the lipsync video with the employees wearing masks or at home too ?


Your company is managed by a bunch of wankers, I take it.

[Ghoul]

Oh good, are you gonna do the lipsync video with the employees wearing masks or at home too ?


Your company is managed by a bunch of wankers, I take it.

I dunno if April fool or if they're gonna go through with it.

But yeah it's got a few of them in it, luckily my boss and director are decent.

[Ghoul]

https://www.yesmagazine.org/social-justice/2020/03/20/coronavirus-amazon-indigenous-colonization/

Missionaries bought a helicopter to go to cut off tribes in the amazon to get them to convert to evangelical Christianity lmao and spread Corona

[Pissy F Benny]

Christians 

[ToxicAdam]

It's a good way to put those people on a clock. Convert now, so your soul can be saved before you die.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1245325035943784448

Thank you for saving our people President Trump 

[Ghoul]

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1245325035943784448

Thank you for saving our people President Trump 

The Nintex chemical warfare ship is ready to own the libs

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1245325035943784448

Thank you for saving our people President Trump 

No, fuck off. Steam back across the Atlantic to your home and stay there.

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[Pissy F Benny]

that dutch directcontactness

[VomKriege]

Cui Bono ?
German bio-weapon ?

[thisismyusername]

so is there any reason in particular why florida's governor wants to kill as many floridians as possible

Florida has a lot of old people... It'd free up the reality market.

[Madrun Badrun]

I suppose he's lived among them enough.

[VomKriege]

Ecuador is supposedly getting really bad, but that's videos on social media...

Apparently the UK is racing to French levels too. Hoped it would took a bit longer.

[Pennywise]

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1245325035943784448

Thank you for saving our people President Trump 

Pretty sure they've got plenty of spare tulips they can send as thank you.

[nachobro]

so is there any reason in particular why florida's governor wants to kill as many floridians as possible

have you been to florida? i'd be okay killing a bunch of them too

[Fifstar]

Swedish death cases doubled from yesterday, looking very close to the UK right now. Who knows what measures are responsible, but they don't test enough for sure.

Germany is currently doing a study in the heaviest affected region. Testing how the virus spreads. One early take away is that the virus seems not be transmitted from surfaces. While traces of the virus can be found on smartphones, handles etc. the virus was apparently never able to reproduce itself from those samples. So smear infections seem not to be a big factor at all.

[BisMarckie]

Cui Bono ?
German bio-weapon ?

Germany is currently doing a study

[BisMarckie]

German SPD is asking for a one time extra tax for the wealthy to mitigate the economic effect of the corona crisis. Libertarian FDP is throwing a fit

[Pennywise]

German SPD is asking for a one time extra tax for the wealthy to mitigate the economic effect of the corona crisis. Libertarian FDP is throwing a fit

They should close the borders before those fuckers can escape.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1245352575521755136

What the fuck UK.

[Akala]

this is gonna run through evangelical religious types but being real (if you actually believed) wouldn't you believe god would take care of you? if not why are you giving this pastor all this money?

haven't read up, but imagine a lot are starting to pivot from 'we can save' to fire and brimstone/blame the gays versus throwing up hands and saying 'god's plan', etc.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1245036261095673857

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1245360156256460800

https://twitter.com/jc_bradbury/status/1245156585304985606

[Propagandhim]

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1245360156256460800

https://twitter.com/jc_bradbury/status/1245156585304985606

 
 

[VomKriege]

Ecuador struggles with collecting corpses 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-ecuador/ecuador-struggles-to-collect-the-dead-as-coronavirus-spreads-idUSKBN21I03Q

[Ghoul]

Dark filler likes are back.

[Clockwork5]

Has any company been tone deaf enough to try an April fool's joke yet?

Square-Enix
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ff7r-now-available-in-store-in-australia.178437/

April fools may not have been their intention but the results have been glorious.

[BisMarckie]

Only a Dutch oven, amirite guys?

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/uhhhhmad/status/1245078214764093440

[Nintex]

This is life now:

- Wake up
- *cough* GOD I HAVE THE CORONA I'M ALREADY DEAD WHAT DAY IS IT
- Open Twitter to read the daily tweet storm of POTUS
- Check and run all device updates and game updates
- Shit
- Play #lockdown music playlist
- Morning ZOOM meeting
- Follow up ZOOM meeting
- Breakfast
- Trying to find files on cloud drive
- Lunch
- Exercise with Beat Saber
- Midday ZOOM meeting
- Help someone else to find files on cloud drive
- Afternoon ZOOM meeting
- Wait for the daily numbers of corona deaths to roll in
- Send 'oh god I hope you still ok' chat messages across various communication channels
- Dinner
- Call with a worried relative/friend
- Drink, play vidya, watch some Netflix, VR and/or StayhomeHub
- Sleep

In between all dashes read some reddits/socials, casually look at some titties/thots and partake in discussions on the internet 
Try to survive going outside to take out the trash or do shopping once every 3 days.

[VomKriege]

End of lockdown to "likely" be only partial or in steps, according to the French PM. Details TBD.
 

[james]

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1245385582949302272

[Dickie Dee]

https://twitter.com/NYCHealthSystem/status/1245008300518801408

Musk sent them a bunch of old sleep apnea machines

[james]

[Nintex]

Mark Rutte calls it an intelligent lockdown.

Also tomorrow belgium will mediate between him, Spain and Italy about Eurobonds, which he demands be removed from the table on a 'agree to disagree' basis as he will veto any European corona aid package that contains Eurobonds.

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So Elon is the guy who told Trump to LET IT RIDE

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/TheKafkaDude/status/1245315633560109056

[VomKriege]

French PM is being questioned so French stats may drop later but the number of new ICU admissions is stable today (450 to 458 yesterday), that's the criteria the authorities think is the most tangible. Will need to confirm in coming days.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1245401810032041984
https://twitter.com/WoodfordinDK/status/1245374856398548992
https://twitter.com/fox12oregon/status/1245357635035168769
https://twitter.com/NeilPasricha/status/1245356682915561473
https://twitter.com/PonkotsuAudi/status/1245348773770833920

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/fox12oregon/status/1245357635035168769
https://twitter.com/NeilPasricha/status/1245356682915561473

Narrator: Boomer Remover™ removed lonely Boomers dating at border crossing.

[BisMarckie]

People that age aren’t Boomers, generational labels are fucking stupid btw.

You should also tone down your misanthropy a little

[Don Rumata]

This is life now:

- Wake up
- *cough* GOD I HAVE THE CORONA I'M ALREADY DEAD WHAT DAY IS IT
- Open Twitter to read the daily tweet storm of POTUS
- Check and run all device updates and game updates
- Shit
- Play #lockdown music playlist
- Morning ZOOM meeting
- Follow up ZOOM meeting
- Breakfast
- Trying to find files on cloud drive
- Lunch
- Exercise with Beat Saber
- Midday ZOOM meeting
- Help someone else to find files on cloud drive
- Afternoon ZOOM meeting
- Wait for the daily numbers of corona deaths to roll in
- Send 'oh god I hope you still ok' chat messages across various communication channels
- Dinner
- Call with a worried relative/friend
- Drink, play vidya, watch some Netflix, VR and/or StayhomeHub
- Sleep

In between all dashes read some reddits/socials, casually look at some titties/thots and partake in discussions on the internet 
Try to survive going outside to take out the trash or do shopping once every 3 days.

Beats being a farmer in 1300's.

[Nintex]

We sit inside and all borders are closed and the economy is dead because those elders are 'vulnerable' and they go out in the open with the risk of spreading the virus across the borders. 

[Madrun Badrun]

People that age aren’t Boomers, generational labels are fucking stupid btw.

You should also tone down your misanthropy a little

misboomeropy

[Svejk]

[team filler]

[Madrun Badrun]

At this point, half the people I see are just finally getting an excuse to do fetish shit in public. 

[brawndolicious]

A lot of people have a hard time wrapping their heads around imperfect info and are quick to blame malice instead of "incompetence".

You're talking about the top leaders in big business and government. To call it malice would assume they earned their way up. Some people just need to believe in the system.

[Ghoul]

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hoarding, in a lil rascal, bag on head. Let them die.

[bluemax]

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1245407745244909569

Still a ways off from curves flattening.