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« Reply #6840 on: April 28, 2020, 11:58:27 AM »

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« Reply #6841 on: April 28, 2020, 12:23:04 PM »
So apparently France will not reopen college and lycées (HS and college for the US equivalent) as soon as schools. Probably not until next school year.

Most cultural events will stay closed on May 11th except for very small ones.

Masks will be mandatory in public transports. Advised elsewhere.

All place of works except those mentioned above and bars/restaurants will reopen.

Public transports should have marks on the ground and condemn one seat out of two to have some sort of social distancing. Sounds a bit  :brain to be honest. Will only work if some people stay WFH I think.

They're planning on 1000/3000 new cases a day once things reopen and say that 700k tests per week should be the correct capacity to identify those new people and tests those around them.

If the signs are not there, they could push back the May 11 date.
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« Reply #6842 on: April 28, 2020, 01:45:53 PM »

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« Reply #6843 on: April 28, 2020, 03:21:49 PM »
A mayor from the Green Party said that the lockdown’s only achievement is saving people who were going to die soon anyway.  :doge

Another piece of evidence that the Green party here are just conservatives who like renewable energy.  :lol

Your conclusion is not wrong although it's not fair to judge them on batshit insane Palmer.
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« Reply #6844 on: April 28, 2020, 03:38:43 PM »
Tupac lives!  :ohyeah :win

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/495048-kentucky-governor-apologizes-after-accusing-resident-named-tupac-shakur

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“We had somebody apply for unemployment for Tupac Shakur here in Kentucky,” Beshear said at a press briefing Monday evening. “And that person may have thought they were being funny, they probably did. Except for the fact that because of them, we had to go through so many other claims.”

But the man in question is actually named Tupac Malik Shakur. A Lexington resident, he goes by Malik and worked as a cook at a restaurant that closed due to the coronavirus pandemic.

“I’m hurt, I’m really embarrassed and I’m shocked,” Shakur told the Lexington Herald-Leader on Monday. “He needs to apologize. That’s just my name.”

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« Reply #6846 on: April 28, 2020, 05:45:48 PM »
Tupac lives!  :ohyeah :win

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/495048-kentucky-governor-apologizes-after-accusing-resident-named-tupac-shakur

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“We had somebody apply for unemployment for Tupac Shakur here in Kentucky,” Beshear said at a press briefing Monday evening. “And that person may have thought they were being funny, they probably did. Except for the fact that because of them, we had to go through so many other claims.”

But the man in question is actually named Tupac Malik Shakur. A Lexington resident, he goes by Malik and worked as a cook at a restaurant that closed due to the coronavirus pandemic.

“I’m hurt, I’m really embarrassed and I’m shocked,” Shakur told the Lexington Herald-Leader on Monday. “He needs to apologize. That’s just my name.”

It's an unusual name, but you got to think that in a country of 328 million people, there is bound to be a Tupac Shakur. And that seems even more likely when you consider it is the name of a very famous rap star. People name their children after famous people all the time.

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« Reply #6847 on: April 28, 2020, 08:57:28 PM »
https://twitter.com/mayorofla/status/1255291876900507650

Only a 3% increase today. That’s better than yesterday!
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« Reply #6848 on: April 28, 2020, 09:01:32 PM »
Oh god, these people... thewhitesareatitagain.gif



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« Reply #6851 on: April 28, 2020, 10:31:05 PM »
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« Reply #6853 on: April 28, 2020, 11:14:16 PM »
It took 6 weeks but NC finally approved my unemployment. It was a god damned nightmare because I had just moved from out of state and had basically made no money in NC during their income assessment period. I called the same hopeless number that just said “Due to Covid19 we are experiencing higher than normal call volumes. Please call again at a later time.” My dudes, I called this number for 6 weeks. I never got through. I drove to the dept of labor in the freaking state capital (about an hour drive) they only had forms to fill out with a space to leave your phone number, they never called. I appealed my determination with proof of income via the website. Never a response.

I was so frustrated, like I couldnt give up, I literally had all the time in the world to take care of this, and I tried but it was total radio silence and I was starting to get kinda angry. It all felt super hopeless and I started doing the kind of math no one wants to do. The, how long do we have until the number hits zero, kind of math.

Anyway, sorry for the blog post, I’m just super relieved. The thing is, I have spent next to nothing over the past 6 weeks out of fear I would be destitute by winter and I am about to get back paid 300 state+600 federal per week for those 6 weeks. That’s like my actual income. And who the fuck knows when restaurants will open up again so I could be riding this gravy train to its final destination which is like end of July. 

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« Reply #6855 on: April 29, 2020, 03:01:39 AM »
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« Reply #6857 on: April 29, 2020, 09:49:06 AM »
Good twitter thread on Quebec's plan of rushing to re-open the province:

https://twitter.com/Aaron_Derfel/status/1255255860034576391

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« Reply #6858 on: April 29, 2020, 11:15:25 AM »
So my unemployment claim finally started last week, but Oregon hasn’t waived the waiting week so I’m still not getting paid for last week at all. That’s gonna suck ass.

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« Reply #6859 on: April 29, 2020, 11:47:57 AM »
Unemployment denies me benefits and then I read shit like this.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/495050-states-telling-workers-theyll-lose-unemployment-benefits-if-they-refuse

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« Reply #6860 on: April 29, 2020, 11:57:46 AM »
very excited for the do nothing dems to give in to that demand in exchange for nothing :rejoice

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« Reply #6861 on: April 29, 2020, 12:01:26 PM »
Yes and like I posted in the US politics thread, McConnell and others are eyeing legal protections for employers so that if you go back to work in unsafe conditions you can't hold your employer accountable.

https://www.abajournal.com/news/article/mcconnell-says-aid-bill-must-include-liability-shield-for-businesses-and-hospitals

human rights and democracy :whew

I NEED their to be a hell. Desperately NEED. So that I can sleep tonight knowing that McConnell and his ilk will burn there forever and their flesh is eaten. I have never wished that kind of misery on anyone before this and found the idea of hell to be gaunt and petty. But today, I need it to be real.
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« Reply #6862 on: April 29, 2020, 01:07:48 PM »
Fauci announced they had a very successful test with Remdesivir. The test shows it shortens recovery time from 15 to 11 days which to him his proof that a drug can slow and ultimately stop the virus   :rejoice
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« Reply #6863 on: April 29, 2020, 01:11:29 PM »
Reminder (from 5 days ago).
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News of the failed trial spread after the WHO posted details on its clinical trials database, before it was removed. The WHO has since confirmed the draft report was mistakenly uploaded.

It showed that researchers studied 237 patients, administering the drug to 158 and comparing their progress with the remaining 79, who received a placebo.

After a month, 13.9% of the patients taking the drug had died compared to 12.8% of those receiving the placebo. The trial was stopped early because of side-effects.

"Remdesivir was not associated with clinical or virological benefits," the summary states.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-52406261
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« Reply #6865 on: April 29, 2020, 02:19:11 PM »
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1255471539694206979

For some reason the tweet won’t embed properly but you guys have seen the latest from de Blasio, right?

A special message to the Jews...
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« Reply #6866 on: April 29, 2020, 02:22:27 PM »
maybe the retarded hasids shouldn't pack the streets if they don't want to be called out specifically

https://twitter.com/ReuvenBlau/status/1255290725744418816

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« Reply #6867 on: April 29, 2020, 02:23:40 PM »
'to the Jewish community, and all communities'

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« Reply #6868 on: April 29, 2020, 02:27:09 PM »
Reminder (from 5 days ago).
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News of the failed trial spread after the WHO posted details on its clinical trials database, before it was removed. The WHO has since confirmed the draft report was mistakenly uploaded.

It showed that researchers studied 237 patients, administering the drug to 158 and comparing their progress with the remaining 79, who received a placebo.

After a month, 13.9% of the patients taking the drug had died compared to 12.8% of those receiving the placebo. The trial was stopped early because of side-effects.

"Remdesivir was not associated with clinical or virological benefits," the summary states.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-52406261

My brother is helping with the clinical trials of remedesivir and some other drugs (ID doc at a large NYC hospital), which is pretty cool.
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« Reply #6870 on: April 29, 2020, 02:36:27 PM »
maybe the retarded hasids shouldn't pack the streets if they don't want to be called out specifically

https://twitter.com/ReuvenBlau/status/1255290725744418816

Sure. That is such a stupid thing to tweet though. Calling them out like that can and will be taken every way possible. You say “My message to all communities...” or “all New Yorkers”

Instead he went with the “Listen up Jews, and everyone else” route.

You and I understand his message but sheesh...

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« Reply #6871 on: April 29, 2020, 02:46:07 PM »
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1255471539694206979

For some reason the tweet won’t embed properly but you guys have seen the latest from de Blasio, right?

A special message to the Jews...

he should've gotten filler to write it for him :tocry
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« Reply #6872 on: April 29, 2020, 02:52:16 PM »
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« Reply #6874 on: April 29, 2020, 04:39:40 PM »


My beard has become so much better in the last month.

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« Reply #6876 on: April 29, 2020, 05:31:23 PM »
Walmart is making all of their staff wear masks now, but  without exaggeration, every other person is wearing them wrong: Noses exposed, people constantly touching them to readjust, I saw at least 6 different people take their mask OFF to talk to people

:beli

Have you had to wear a mask for 4-8 hours while working yet?

Just in the hour I wear one while shopping it’s a constant struggle not to readjust it or feel like my breathing isn’t as deep as I need it to be.


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« Reply #6877 on: April 29, 2020, 07:40:07 PM »
Why are they disrespectfully loitering about though  :snob
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« Reply #6879 on: April 29, 2020, 07:51:52 PM »
Canada is at 3000 deaths and it's not going to ease up for a little bit, however, Ontario seems to be slowing down. 

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« Reply #6880 on: April 29, 2020, 08:47:13 PM »
Down to 600 dollars. Got camera credit payment, phone bill coming up.

Where tf is my stimulus check?!

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« Reply #6882 on: April 29, 2020, 10:15:34 PM »
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« Reply #6884 on: April 29, 2020, 10:57:38 PM »
do you think they'll tell uhaul?

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« Reply #6885 on: April 29, 2020, 11:00:53 PM »
I was trying to imagine working ina place like that. Where this once in a lifetime wave of dead bodies lands on your door and you don’t know what to do. Every night you lay in bed dreading what the next day is going to bring, but you have to show up and do the work. It’s not like 9/11 or a mass shooting, where there is a finite end to the bodies.  It’s just this constant wave of death for weeks and weeks.
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« Reply #6886 on: April 29, 2020, 11:15:00 PM »
I was trying to imagine working ina place like that. Where this once in a lifetime wave of dead bodies lands on your door and you don’t know what to do. Every night you lay in bed dreading what the next day is going to bring, but you have to show up and do the work. It’s not like 9/11 or a mass shooting, where there is a finite end to the bodies.  It’s just this constant wave of death for weeks and weeks.

The top ER doctor in New York committed suicide last week, and I can't imagine the mental health of funeral home workers is particularly high either.
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« Reply #6887 on: April 29, 2020, 11:34:21 PM »
I miss 2019  :-\
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« Reply #6893 on: April 30, 2020, 01:57:41 AM »
I wish Musk wasn't such a dumbass. I really like my Tesla and it's the most future prepared car I've seen. I'd really like Tesla to continue it's success as a company, but Musk is a shitty frontman. Probably better for the company if the board fires him at some point and just gets some engineers to be the public face of the company.


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« Reply #6895 on: April 30, 2020, 10:40:14 AM »
Canada is at 3000 deaths and it's not going to ease up for a little bit, however, Ontario seems to be slowing down.
Tough to know as there's a backlog of 11,859 tests. 86 new deaths though.
Cases - 16,187 (+459)
In hospital - 999 (+22)
ICU - 233 (-2)
Ventilated - 181 (-5)


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« Reply #6896 on: April 30, 2020, 10:46:44 AM »
Missed this.

At least 0.2% of NYC has died COVID-19.


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« Reply #6898 on: April 30, 2020, 11:02:01 AM »
BAN THE AMERICANS AND KILL THEM

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« Reply #6899 on: April 30, 2020, 11:46:22 AM »
I just want to point out that is clearly Chinese approriation of American culture.  They use LEGO figures of Pete's sake.