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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9541 on: July 07, 2020, 02:21:30 PM »
So, I went to the corona emergency center thing.
On entering I had to disinfect my hands and put on a facemask with an eye shield.

The nurse started with some regular checks, temperature, heart rate, blood pressure etc.

Next up was the doctor, he checked the lungs and those were fine so luckily no emergency yet.
Still, I was short on breath for the last two days and he couldn't entirely determine if that was my asthma or Corona-chan so he send me back to the nurse for a test.
The Corona test is pretty weird. First they stick a swab down your throat, pretty deep I might add. Next a swab goes up your nose. The nurse mentioned that a lot of people panic or complain that it hurts, some feel that their brain is being poked or something.
It was a weird feeling for sure because again the swab goes quite deep, it sort of felt like tickling or an itch. All things considered she said I handled it well.  :heart
I found the one they put in your mouth worse because it leaves you with an awful taste.

After the test it was time to wrap up. They only checked for COVID-19 related things so they didn't really look into the bowel issues.
In a typical moment of Dutch directness the doctor said: "Oh, your stomach pains... well probably bowel cancer! But we only test for COVID here so who knows!"

I was there for about 20 - 30 minutes tops, no waiting or anything but I had to drive about 30 minutes to get there and traffic wasn't great so it took about 2 hours after I left before I was back home.

All seemed pretty well organized and I should get a call with the result of the test within 48 hours.
Otherwise it is likely just a stomach flu and I should wait a week to see if it improves or call the doctor again when it gets worse or I develop other symptoms.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9542 on: July 07, 2020, 02:54:57 PM »
It would honestly be the best thing for Brazil

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9543 on: July 07, 2020, 03:46:26 PM »
My mom got her results 10 days later and she was negative 10 days ago. Which was about 5 days after my dad started showing symptoms. This explains why my mom feels fine, but obviously she's still a little concerned that she could've had got it closer to when she did the test and it being too early to register. She's going to get tested again in another week or so just to be sure. They've been quarantining in the same house as much as possible since my dad got tested.

My dad is still on/off sick, he has better and worse days but is still functional and moving around. Day 16 now. Hopefully it'll clear up in another week or so. My dad is generally pretty healthy, moreso than me and my mom so he's not used to being sick this long and it's mentally depressing him. I'm used to being sick for 3 weeks+ on bad colds/flu so I can relate.

It is interesting how my mom was living together with my dad for like 5 days with no precautions while he was probably contagious and she didn't get it at that time. Me and my brother saw my dad while he was contagious with varied precautions and we didn't get and at work no one got it from my dad with a lot of precautions. I wonder if at the same time there are people who are super spreaders, there are people who aren't very contagious, at least not at the level and amount of droplets needed to infect others.


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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9544 on: July 07, 2020, 04:03:59 PM »
You gotta hope this fuck dies just to send a message

You talking about Bolsonaro or Nintex? :hmm

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« Reply #9545 on: July 07, 2020, 04:08:12 PM »
You gotta hope this fuck dies just to send a message

You talking about Bolsonaro or Nintex? :hmm

Don't want to throw a like on this and then he dies.

But if he has the 'rona then recovers I'll owe you a like.

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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9546 on: July 07, 2020, 04:10:55 PM »
You gotta hope this fuck dies just to send a message

You talking about Bolsonaro or Nintex? :hmm

Don't want to throw a like on this and then he dies.

But if he has the 'rona then recovers I'll owe you a like.

So much for the tolerant left  ::)
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9547 on: July 07, 2020, 05:11:57 PM »
I got accepted into a long term COVID studies. They send me a test kit every two weeks for six months, blood throat and nasal swabs. It’ll be nice to never have to go tested.
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« Reply #9548 on: July 07, 2020, 05:14:44 PM »
Dang, you're like a Nielsen family but for a virus.

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« Reply #9549 on: July 07, 2020, 05:39:11 PM »
Think I get to go back to the office Monday.  Pretty happy about that.

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« Reply #9550 on: July 07, 2020, 06:15:23 PM »
:lol

https://twitter.com/tomphillipsin/status/1280526914734698497
In a time with leaders like Trump and Johnson, Bolsonaro somehow managed to carve out a tier for himself.
I don't think there's ever been a President of a civilized country who achieved so little and made no attempt to even symbolically do anything.

Is it even fascism if the leader keeps saying the state has no resources to do anything and insults the person asking with a gay slur or random insult.
Which is literally all this psychopath has done in office, apart from getting drunk and tumbling down the stairs.
Sometimes you have to wonder if he became President just for the free booze and healthcare.   :doge
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9552 on: July 07, 2020, 06:27:32 PM »
i try not to get shocked at stuff much anymore, but insisting students and educators put themselves at an extremely high risk in order to own the libs (in addition to the ICE news yesterday) is a new level of hatred i would not have imagined i'd ever see. there is no bottom with these fuckheads, but it's still so ugly to see their hateful creativity.
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« Reply #9553 on: July 07, 2020, 06:32:16 PM »
Texas has 10,028+ new cases and 60 deaths today.  Both new records.  I think they will change their minds just before the schools are about to opening, leading to even more confusion.  At least that is the best-case scenario at this point, which is in fact insane.

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« Reply #9555 on: July 07, 2020, 08:24:11 PM »
US is at +54,874 today and still going up.  Thats 10k more than last week.  Also deaths haven't been this high in over a month.  Hopefully a lof of that is due to holiday counting.

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« Reply #9556 on: July 07, 2020, 08:28:43 PM »
Yeah, was expecting a spike today after the holiday weekend, but also hard to see deaths not ramping up in the near future.

Still optimistic we won't see another New York situation. At this point "optimism" is still anticipating further tens or hundreds of thousands of people dying though.

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« Reply #9557 on: July 07, 2020, 09:00:17 PM »
Still optimistic we won't see another New York situation.

I dunno, man, a lot of hospitals in places like Florida, Arizona, and Texas are at or close to max capacity, and with the federal government totally checked out and the state governments still unwilling to take extreme measures I can easily see the situation getting very bad by the end of July.
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« Reply #9558 on: July 07, 2020, 09:51:30 PM »
https://www.henryherald.com/features/health/56-florida-hospital-icus-have-hit-capacity/article_bb10d127-cfeb-514d-86c3-7f53714d144a.html

At least 56 intensive care units in Florida hospitals reached capacity on Tuesday, state officials said. Another 35 hospitals show ICU bed availability of 10% or less, according to the Agency for Health Care Administration in that state.

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« Reply #9559 on: July 07, 2020, 10:41:58 PM »
I think Texas is requiring masks in school now. 

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« Reply #9560 on: July 07, 2020, 10:52:55 PM »
Kids must feel like bad asses these days going to school in required masks and bullet proof backpacks. 

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« Reply #9561 on: July 08, 2020, 12:09:57 AM »
So how does one seek asylum in Canada or somewhere this shit is being taken care of seriously?

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« Reply #9562 on: July 08, 2020, 01:12:23 AM »
Well, on the bright side.
The harder you botch this, the better the rest of the world will learn what not to do. Well, rest of the world with some exceptions.


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« Reply #9564 on: July 08, 2020, 08:50:50 AM »
Encouraging news here (Sweden), our Covid ICU patient number dropped below 100 for the first time since mid-March, 92 today:




Also our case numbers are slowing down again following the spike after the increased testing started:




Death rates also still trending down.




Let's hope people don't fuck this up when they go on vacation.
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« Reply #9565 on: July 08, 2020, 09:08:36 AM »
I think Texas is requiring masks in school now. 

Yeah, good luck with that. ::)
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« Reply #9566 on: July 08, 2020, 09:20:51 AM »

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« Reply #9567 on: July 08, 2020, 09:23:01 AM »
This shit is obviously gonna last forever, I need to get some haute couture mask action goin

Or like, tshirt couture with memes or something

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« Reply #9568 on: July 08, 2020, 09:23:03 AM »

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« Reply #9569 on: July 08, 2020, 09:27:15 AM »
Going to get my nose and mouth all up in those little boy undies like a bad man.  Not going to give anyone the rona cause of school pride.

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« Reply #9570 on: July 08, 2020, 09:33:42 AM »
Going to get my nose and mouth all up in those little boy undies

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« Reply #9571 on: July 08, 2020, 09:34:42 AM »
Noncerun Badtouch :tocry
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« Reply #9572 on: July 08, 2020, 10:03:46 AM »
That was a risky thing to post in 2020 and I deserve likes for my courage.  This is why I won't do shows at colleges anymore.  :whatsthedeal

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« Reply #9573 on: July 08, 2020, 10:06:08 AM »
Going to get my nose and mouth all up in those little boy undies like a bad man.  Not going to give anyone the rona cause of school pride.



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« Reply #9575 on: July 08, 2020, 11:01:05 AM »


Ontario is 118+, 9 Deaths - which is a lot of deaths.  Our hospitalizations are way down so hopefully, this will start to ease up. 
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« Reply #9577 on: July 08, 2020, 11:48:36 AM »
Tucker has really leaned into his new role the past 8-12 months. I always thought he was more like Glen Beck, who would dip his toes in centrism from time to time. But Tucker has blown past Sean Hannity into crazytown.

Imagine the average age of your audience is 72 (or higher) and that is your take during a pandemic. 

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« Reply #9578 on: July 08, 2020, 11:56:50 AM »
Tucker has really leaned into his new role the past 8-12 months. I always thought he was more like Glen Beck, who would dip his toes in centrism from time to time. But Tucker has blown past Sean Hannity into crazytown.

Imagine the average age of your audience is 72 (or higher) and that is your take during a pandemic.

It's a misconception that Tucker is only for old people.
He's killing it in every demographic.
https://outkick.com/tucker-carlson-record-fox-news/
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« Reply #9579 on: July 08, 2020, 11:57:13 AM »
Tucker has really leaned into his new role the past 8-12 months. I always thought he was more like Glen Beck, who would dip his toes in centrism from time to time. But Tucker has blown past Sean Hannity into crazytown.

Imagine the average age of your audience is 72 (or higher) and that is your take during a pandemic. 

I mean, it's obvious that they're desperately trying to drag the bloated, moldering corpse of the Trump campaign across the finish line before the consequences catch up with them, but with deaths likely to surge through the next month or so I just don't see how that's possibly going to work out for them.
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9580 on: July 08, 2020, 12:05:11 PM »

It's a misconception that Tucker is only for old people.

I'm already regretting this exchange, but from your own link: "No one is going to deny the channel has millions of viewers over 60."


Over the past year, the median age of the cable channel’s audience had dropped to 65.


https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/how-old-is-the-average-fox-news-viewer-in-america.html/



I mean, it's obvious that they're desperately trying to drag the bloated, moldering corpse of the Trump campaign across the finish line before the consequences catch up with them, but with deaths likely to surge through the next month or so I just don't see how that's possibly going to work out for them.

Make sense, he's just in "campaign mode". I've seen Limbaugh do similar things during election years. He'd kill the Bushes, McCain or Romney in off-years, but when they become the candidate they are impeccably perfect.


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« Reply #9581 on: July 08, 2020, 12:09:32 PM »

It's a misconception that Tucker is only for old people.

I'm already regretting this exchange, but from your own link: "No one is going to deny the channel has millions of viewers over 60."


Over the past year, the median age of the cable channel’s audience had dropped to 65.


https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/how-old-is-the-average-fox-news-viewer-in-america.html/
Yeah, not that many young people watch TV but still surprising that he manages to win in those demographics from MSNBC and other channels.

Joe Rogan is probably bigger than Carlson though and so is PewDiePie
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« Reply #9582 on: July 08, 2020, 12:10:53 PM »
https://www.newsweek.com/more-1-4-coronavirus-tests-arizona-come-back-positive-us-positivity-rate-climbs-1516324

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« Reply #9583 on: July 08, 2020, 12:14:20 PM »
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2020/07/08/covid-19-us-3-million-cases-florida-new-jersey/5391309002/

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Tuesday saw a record 60,021 new cases as the nationwide surge showed no signs of ebbing.


Going to be worse today and tomorrow.  Really might be 70K next week.  Insane.

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« Reply #9584 on: July 08, 2020, 12:17:23 PM »
Imagine if we had comprehensive contact tracing. All these cases could actually become usable data to enact better governing.

That's been the real failure during this pandemic.


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« Reply #9585 on: July 08, 2020, 12:23:27 PM »
Who's got $10 on 99k by next Thursday
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Re: Corona Thread |OT| Warlords of Rona
« Reply #9586 on: July 08, 2020, 12:27:40 PM »
state of texas says my mail in ballot application wasn't valid and it's past the deadline. So I have to vote in person.

Ay dios mio. I'll be early voting to limit crowds.
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« Reply #9587 on: July 08, 2020, 12:31:03 PM »
You really tryna lose money again?

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« Reply #9588 on: July 08, 2020, 12:34:12 PM »
V shaped recovery for the James Fund :rejoice

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« Reply #9589 on: July 08, 2020, 12:47:12 PM »
https://twitter.com/leicesterliz/status/1280882721972248576

Looks like the corona pounds have already dried up on her majesty's island
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« Reply #9590 on: July 08, 2020, 12:53:17 PM »


https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/bc/nanaimo-man-was-spotted-at-the-mall-wearing-saran-wrap-underwear

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« Reply #9591 on: July 08, 2020, 01:13:43 PM »
I'm willing to bet $50 that things will get worse in the US  :money
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« Reply #9592 on: July 08, 2020, 01:20:22 PM »
Don't bet money, loser has to dress as a COVID Avenger.

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« Reply #9593 on: July 08, 2020, 01:23:50 PM »
about to vote. let's hope i'm safe doing so
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« Reply #9594 on: July 08, 2020, 01:50:49 PM »
https://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/idCAKBN2492N0?utm_source=reddit.com

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“We were able to control the virus better than many of our allies, particularly including our neighbor,” Trudeau told a briefing, saying Canada’s success would help efforts to restart the economy.

Look at this guy tooting our horn. 
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« Reply #9595 on: July 08, 2020, 02:05:55 PM »
James just told me the bet was... not serious this time :fbm have a gambling addiction brehs

It's a serious bet but you cant be trusted.
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« Reply #9598 on: July 08, 2020, 04:05:03 PM »
Voted. It was moved to a civic center with a big ass room and lots of distance between poll booths. I got in and out and it was easy and fast. Everyone was wearing a mask. It was more safe than shopping at the grocery store. They even provided wipes to wipe the screen down. Granted this was early voting but I think things will go well on election day. Glad that I had a nice and easy time!
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« Reply #9599 on: July 08, 2020, 04:17:38 PM »
https://twitter.com/leicesterliz/status/1280882721972248576

Looks like the corona pounds have already dried up on her majesty's island

Just bleeding that shidhole dry to help Britain’s Finest Establishment secure champions league football :maduro
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