"Just add two scoops to his smoothie, the story is wrapped up dogshit anyway but we can still salvage the game play"
"Isn't this like... illegal?"
"No, it will only send him to the shitter for a couple of weeks and we can finally get some work done around here"
"Yo what are you guys doing? What's not so smooth?"
"OH Nothing really, we were just discussing some netcode that seems to not run smoothly"
"Yeah, just some netcode to discuss, netcode this poor should be illegal haha"