"Hi Jason"
"Oh hi, I do not believe in the hierarchy of the capitalist state society so I will consider you my equal"
"That's fine. We're all about that open office space feeling at our company.
Say Jason, I know you're new and all but here at Bloomberg we care about delivering to our audience what they want to read."
"Well I'm doing a piece on how the Pinatas of Super Mario Sunshine are basically oppressed members of a perfect Marxist Utopia as well as researching the serious questions about transgender representation in the various versions of Tetris.
Both these pieces are taking up a ton of my time but I'm sure it will be worth it. As we discussed this company was open to me deep diving into topics versus simply repeating the lines publishers feed us to entertain and distract the masses from the real issues."
"That sounds good Jason but what we really want is the review of that new Spongebob game I keep reading about on other websites..."
"Well I was really hoping I could spend some more time doing actual meaningful work. I believe the game is over 20 hours long"
"I understand Jason but Spongebob equals ads and ads keep the lights on around here. And surely you of all people must love Spongebob and the inclusivity he represents. Not to mention I can't imagine anything that allows for more deep diving than Spongebob after all he lives at the bottom of the ocean!"
"They"
"What now?"
"They represents"
"Well, good luck Jason! Can't wait to read your take on it!"