https://twitter.com/Hecht_ERA_/status/1231377025467703300
Hobbes:

"Hi Hecht, I'd like to manage your incidents."
Hecht:

"I am soooo fucking busy, I only have time to read other forums."
Kiwifarms:

"Fucking, fuck, fuck you, bitch, distinguished black fellow, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, doxx, doxxx, doxxxx!"
GAF:

"But mum, he called us pathetic. Tell nasty internet man that's not allowed!"
EviLore:

"People coming to GAF to laugh at the pathetic state of the forum is still traffic. If our stats keep increasing like this, then tomorrow I will be able to afford two plates of gruel!"
TheBore:

"What am I to you, chopped liver?"