"omg guys, Nintendo Direct in 2 days RESETTHECLOCK ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME 2"
"My sources say Direct next week, big direct, Metroid, Earthbound it's going to be mind blowing"
"If you like sci-fi things you should def watch the direct"
*Nintendo dumps Mario 64 ROM on twitter*"I've heard the same thing. They will announce the Switch Pro and Crash Bandicoot for Smash Bros."
"Wow this is so fun you guys thank you I'm so excited I hear they're buying Capcom too to make Castlevania"
*Nintendo shows their theme park and buys Next Level Games*"You people are amazing sharing this top secret info with us, even if their plans change sometimes"
*300 000 hype posts later after literally no direct for 500 days Nintendo announces Mario Golf and a port of Skyward Sword*"Hey guys I wasn't able to fully verify this but the studio that Sony has worked together with quite extensively might be acquired by them"
"BURN HIM"
"LOL SOURCE IS YOUR ASS"
"Stop spreading fake news you Nazi!"
*Mods threaten with ban even before the expected date of the announcement has passed*