
get me a capri sun and some dinosaur cookies, Daddy Dave! 
Alright, I’m on it. Fucks sake. Why can’t your mum get off her arse?!
Fine, there’s a fucking Capri Sun coming. It’s sugar free because I don’t need you dancing around like some electrocuted spastic before bedtime.
(Huh,
You actually sub in for my kid 1:1. You ever need somewhere to live just hit me up, I’ll make up a spare bed)