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CatsCatsCats

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Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« on: June 09, 2020, 11:15:08 AM »
Shit is the epitome of letting the shit thread spread. Knock it off, poop head.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2020, 11:14:58 AM by CatsCatsCats »

EightBitNate

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2020, 11:20:00 AM »
“Offsite quotes” —is that the other forums thread?

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2020, 11:25:40 AM »
its bad i agree

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2020, 11:30:28 AM »
From now on Bore Quotes first

Only bore quotes first
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2020, 11:34:59 AM »
“Offsite quotes” —is that the other forums thread?

Quotes from the subjects of that thread, yes

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2020, 11:40:56 AM »
If we open up our newsfeed to offsite posters we will find that our domestic quote production will be outcompeted and eventually shuttered.  Our local quote economy will collapse and bring the whole forum down with it.  As a 31 yearold bore poster, I'm too old to be retrained for Resetera.
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2020, 11:53:41 AM »
Quotes like
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Gaf's strict moderation was probably the main force that formed me into an intellectually responsible and respectful adult
  should stay as a reminder of the Bore‘s collective identity and shared experience as a GAF offshoot. :blessup

And because I think it’s funny.  :doge

bork

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2020, 12:14:55 PM »
You guys only just now noticing this
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2020, 12:16:28 PM »
No, we always knew, just now Justice June has come for you.
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2020, 12:16:39 PM »
It has come to the collective attention, will you now plz fix? :uguu

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2020, 12:17:50 PM »
Guys, let's throw an icon in the river.
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2020, 12:18:13 PM »
I like most of them.
:trumps
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CatsCatsCats

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2020, 12:18:29 PM »
Guys, let's throw an icon in the river.

:lol Any of em that haven’t posted in 2020

bork

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2020, 12:29:12 PM »
Guys, let's throw an icon in the river.

newsfeed
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2020, 12:40:42 PM »
NtGay

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2020, 12:42:39 PM »
bork have you tried putting img tags in the newsfeed
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BisMarckie

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2020, 01:08:51 PM »
Thicc waifus in the newsfeed :uguu :rejoice

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2020, 01:08:57 PM »
Guys, let's throw an icon in the river.
I don't swim well.  :gddr5

Great Rumbler

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2020, 01:27:41 PM »
Shit is the epitome of letting the shit thread spread. Knock it off, poop head.

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2020, 01:36:12 PM »
Newsfeed should be populated based on posts with the most likes.  :doge

EchoRin

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2020, 01:55:12 PM »
Nah. I love the Taco Bell is the most Mexican thing ever quote

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2020, 05:39:42 PM »
bore mods: all quotes matter  ::)

bore nationalists:  :trumps
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2020, 07:40:25 PM »
Nah. I love the Taco Bell is the most Mexican thing ever quote

If anything, remove all non-Taco Bell quotes.
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2020, 07:47:40 PM »
The people who post exclusively in the shit thread are cowards and pedophiles

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2020, 07:48:05 PM »
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but Era does a pretty respectable job of helping to police this industry. The previous thread may have actually saved lives because it dug up some off-site shit, thanks to the Trevor Project donation which we now know is going to still happen. We've been the instigating, central point for numerous journalistic moves, including -- but absolutely not limited to -- the original story on places like GI concerning this.

this is just a shit thread post, you have to be a loser nerd to know what they're talking about.

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2020, 07:49:23 PM »
the taco bell quote is fine because it is clearly in the spirit of The Bore

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2020, 07:57:02 PM »
You guys only just now noticing this

no we've talked about it before, like that huckabee quote about using a corncob for toilet paper

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2020, 07:59:08 PM »
I have read the gita and the vedas, you little shit

Now this is something that would make me smile seeing it rotate through the newsfeed.

Coffee Dog

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2020, 08:09:22 PM »
I was surprised at the ratio after voting, I'm in favor of the off-site quotes. I think there's some that could be cut but the majority are funny enough to justify doing it.

thisismyusername

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2020, 08:11:32 PM »
I collapsed the banner so I have no clue if the Newsfeed is actually updated or not.

Great Rumbler

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2020, 09:05:07 PM »
I collapsed the banner so I have no clue if the Newsfeed is actually updated or not.

I update it whenever someone posts something funny on The Bore.

So not very often.
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2020, 09:05:56 PM »
If the Nick Frost and my avatar didn't take up so much space, I'd see the newsfeed. :doge

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2020, 05:13:20 AM »
I rarely read it so don’t care either way :smug

Ghoul

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2020, 05:16:18 AM »
hahahaha how is the newsfeed hurtful nicca! Just close your eyes nicca, press the up arrow. Hide the pain.

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2020, 08:17:27 AM »
I like most of them.
:trumps

Of course you do dawg you're the one who put them in and the only guy who finds those posts that amusing in the shit thread :lol

Some dumbass on era made a dumb argument in regards to online connection when it comes to a fighting game? It isn't exactly "I live in a white guilt shithole every day, I don't need it online" or "I grew up on fucking 4chan and that beat empathy into me" but go off I guess.

Didn't know that the newsfeed was such serious business for you!
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2020, 08:34:21 AM »
I rarely read it so don’t care either way :smug

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2020, 08:12:37 PM »
Real talk I keep seeing shit like overly long quotes. For years we've done "newsfeed" specifically for BORE posts. It feels like some of the mod staff don't get the very forum they moderate. We do not newsfeed for offsite quotes. We do it for this site to memorialize hilarious/bizarre shit that come from US and us alone.

Very, very haram to go and make offsite quotes into the newsfeed. What are we without strict newsfeed rules? We're one ban warning short of PURE ANARCHY.

I am protesting the inclusion of offsite quotes as newsfeed by using a SIT IN. Until they are removed I will ONLY post in this thread!
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2020, 08:14:02 PM »
same
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Tuckers Law

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2020, 08:15:41 PM »
I guess this is the Superdeep Borehole Autonomous Zone now.

So, who’s handing out the free sandwiches?

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2020, 08:20:51 PM »
I made a peanut butter and banana sandwich this morning! It was very good. I put honey on the bananas and then grilled the sandwich. It was very delicious! Unfortunately, I don't have more.
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EchoRin

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2020, 08:21:38 PM »
I want free Taco Bell

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2020, 08:23:11 PM »
here i will order online and pay the delivery food. What should i tip
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shosta

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2020, 08:32:08 PM »
Cindi, if you pay for Echo's taco bell, I will pay for your taco bell
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EchoRin

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2020, 08:32:52 PM »
The tip should be just a good vibe.

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2020, 08:34:52 PM »
i forgot that taco bell yum brands ceo has been giving donations to Trump administration and therefore I CANNOT and will not order Taco Bell.

Another Bore tradition, shuttered by fascism....


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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2020, 08:34:55 PM »
I had a peanut butter and honey on some nostalgia shit.

Sitting in as well

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2020, 08:36:52 PM »
I had a peanut butter and honey on some nostalgia shit.

What? Nostalgia shit? Do you mean you had a peanut butter and honey and it reminded you of good times?
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« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2020, 08:39:17 PM »
Probably peanut butter and honey sandwiches are something people eat more as kids than adults.

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2020, 08:39:45 PM »
Ok if you won't pay for Echo's taco bell you could pay for my carnitas torta... to support immigrants...
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2020, 08:43:48 PM »
yes i will order from a taqueria to support them

one time after trump won i wrote on a receipt after giving a massive tip,"latinos make america great". It really made me feel good making others feel good. This is why you should also invest in cunnilingus or fellatio with your partner.

Probably peanut butter and honey sandwiches are something people eat more as kids than adults.

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i still do this because it's delicious.
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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2020, 08:46:03 PM »
Yeah, I only got it as a lil guy cuz I didn’t have a taste for jam/jelly lol

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2020, 08:47:08 PM »
I could really go for machacado and carne guisada tacos from Casa Moreno’s right about now. :lawd


Damn you covid19!

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2020, 08:48:18 PM »
I wish the mt had good Mexican, I gotta go into like Gresham or something for that. There’s one place up here but I’m pretty sure it’s ran by whites :doge

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #53 on: June 23, 2020, 08:49:22 PM »
okay boys, i want to look sexy and refined this christmas and i'm looking at coats!

I want a turquoise peacoat.

I remember on New Girl she wore a cute teal coat. What do you think?



Or should I just go red?



There's a black version too.



I also need a cool army parka.

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2020, 08:50:04 PM »
Pea coats to me are timeless, so yeah go for it and teals cute

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2020, 08:50:50 PM »
IDK the Michael Kors peacoat seems more refined and my style. Imagine it with bell bottoms.

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2020, 08:50:57 PM »
Yeah, I only got it as a lil guy cuz I didn’t have a taste for jam/jelly lol

When I was a kid and my family lived in London, my friend's mom made "peanut butter sandwiches" for tea time so I'd feel more at home.

They were open faced sandwiches with peanut butter on top of either butter or mayo (I was like six and it's hazy).

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2020, 08:51:32 PM »
Have you thought about making a list of all the offsite quotes so they can be properly removed? I doubt these scandal ridden corrupt moderators even remember which are and aren't from The Bire.

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2020, 08:54:34 PM »
NO JUSTICE NO POSTS

NO JUSTICE NO POSTS

Have you thought about making a list of all the offsite quotes so they can be properly removed? I doubt these scandal ridden corrupt moderators even remember which are and aren't from The Bire.

Good idea.

We must gather a list to be removed until the mods meet our demands.
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shosta

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Re: Remove Offsite Quotes From Newsfeed
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2020, 08:55:24 PM »
I think the one about the guy jerking off in a tent with his friends when he was in middle school is from off site
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