Playstation 5

[Raist]

Given that the dual elite whatever controller is 200 buckaroos I expect this will be 399.99.

[Raist]

MGS4 eternally PS3 exclusive.

Cell processor

The collection thing says "Vol.1" so...

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Vol.2 will be the weird ass PSP games

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[Pissy F Benny]

That streaming thing will be overpriced trash just do an official controller add-on for phones and make a streaming app. Guessing Sony had aload of unused 7 inch tablet screens laying around they needed repurposing or some shit

[Potato]

Lol. The return of the PSP was a bit of a let down huh?

Sony invented the WiiU. Lol.

[Pissy F Benny]

It seems like they e given up on it but over it was even announced

[Potato]

Also, those earbuds are the ugliest shit I've ever seen.

[Nintex]

Yeah it's just a product to milk the hardcore fanbase so they have something to compete with the Steamdeck and Switch.

Overall peeps seem dissapointed. I thought it was a decent showcase, good variety of titles and a great look at games coming soon like Alan Wake 2 and Mirage.
Surprised they didn't have something on Armored Core and Tekken 8.

[Potato]

Towers of Aghbasha looked cool.

WTF is Foamstars Square Enix? Jesus.

Can someone tell the Journey guy that he can make a different game now.

Phantom Blade looked good, but I am sceptical it will play well.

[Raist]

Whether or not you like the style, Sony definitely know their hardware design.

Until this abomination which is basically "hey Joe just slice that shit in half and put a phablet in the middle"

That's what happens when an English bloke is in charge

[HardcoreRetro]

Alan Wake 2 looked cool I guess... Keeping the 360 hooked up to play old shit. This new gen has been pretty trash games wise. The GOTY is running on a tablet that's barely better than the 360.

Maybe start focussing on cool new mechanics devs? Nah, here's a horse cock with more polygons than the entire N64 library.

[Potato]

PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Capgods bailing out this console generation yet again!

PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

I love that the official way to lay it horizontally has it at an angle and it’ll fall off the stand if you tap it. Also love that they made it white to sell skins. 

The streaming device looks laughably bad. At least PSVR2 won’t be the worst selling Sony hardware this year.

[Bebpo]

PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

I like the white & blue aesthetic, but yeah Playstation system design peaked at ps2 phat.

[MMaRsu]

Silver ps2 slim is dope too

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Wait, Marathon is a f2p Tarkov clone 

 

[Svejk]

I'm still shocked they didn't drop anything on Stellar Blade.. you know, an actual PS5 exclusive.  They even posted an official page for it 2 days ago. Seemed it was inevitable

Where Little Devil Inside too? Vapity vape, I guess.

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Oh wait, Dragon's Dogma 2 is coming so who gives a shit.
Reason they didn't show a release date because they didn't want to have GOTY locked in and let every other pissity game think they have a chance. 

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[Raist]

PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

As mentioned, I wasn't talking about aesthetics. But this shit looks like they thought about it for about 5 mins.

[Polident Hive]

Capgods bailing out this console generation yet again!

PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

I love that the official way to lay it horizontally has it at an angle and it’ll fall off the stand if you tap it. Also love that they made it white to sell skins. 

The streaming device looks laughably bad. At least PSVR2 won’t be the worst selling Sony hardware this year.

That decision actually makes me upset. Have an emotional response whenever I move the console. When I put in a secondary ssd, nearly went to grab a hot glue gun and fix it once and for all. Now there’s the option to wirelessly update the controller. Before when you had to plug in a cable, it’d fall off the stand. From the small pressure of inserting the usb c end. Why.

[Polident Hive]

Watched the Spider-Man 2 gameplay. While visually it looks about the same, and maybe I fundamentally don’t understand this shit, the speed you can move across the city now looks to benefit from the SSD? an actual function of new tech that can influence gameplay?

[MMaRsu]

Just cause u can move faster doesnt make it a better game tho

[demi]

Wait, Marathon is a f2p Tarkov clone 

 

by the same people who gave you Destiny 2 PVP omegalul

[Joe Molotov]

At least FF16 looks good.

[MMaRsu]

How is it a tarkov clone when its only the mode itself thats in common. Supposedly not even pve. So in fact nothing like Tarkov.

Or is every shooter a Doom clone still?

Also Tarkov is fucking ass these days.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

That decision actually makes me upset. Have an emotional response whenever I move the console. When I put in a secondary ssd, nearly went to grab a hot glue gun and fix it once and for all. Now there’s the option to wirelessly update the controller. Before when you had to plug in a cable, it’d fall off the stand. From the small pressure of inserting the usb c end. Why.

I ended up buying this to get the ps5 to be flat and it works.
https://www.amazon.com/NexiGo-Accessories-Horizontal-Minimalist-Playstation/dp/B096XFF5SX/

How is it a tarkov clone when its only the mode itself thats in common. Supposedly not even pve. So in fact nothing like Tarkov.

Or is every shooter a Doom clone still?

Also Tarkov is fucking ass these days.

I’m mean that’s how it’s being described. I’m just more annoyed that we’re finally getting a new marathon game and this is it.

[MMaRsu]

Tarkov is a pretty realistic, very slow moving game where you heavily engage PVE as well as PVP (but can avoid PVP as well)

This might be an extraction shooter, but I think it will be very fast paced and entertaining. No PVE means more emphasis on PVP obviously.

I havent played the OG Marathon but Im sure they were never gonna do it justice anyway, so this might be better than nothing.

[HardcoreRetro]

Finally using this machine the way it was meant to be used.

Bought an exercise bicycle and use the PS5 to watch the original Gundam while doing my workout.

[Svejk]

Got FFXVI preloaded and ready. Whooboy this is gonna be a trip.  Folks talking like it drops the fee fees like playing FFVI and VII for the first time back in the day. 

[Svejk]

New firmware update coming... Will allow you to turn off the beep sound when powering up the system....
God is real.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I turned on my PS5 for the first time in a few weeks and I’m not able to access PS Plus, the shit I paid for. It just does not load up. I don’t have much time for gaming so I had a pocket of time last night. After a few minutes, I restarted the PS5 and got the same issues. Put it in rest mode and did something else. Oh well.

I’m just not impressed with this console thus far.

[archnemesis]

Could you access the store or anything else requiring an internet connection? If you haven't used PS+ in a while it will check that your subscription is valid before granting access.

I use ethernet cables with my consoles. They work poorly over wifi.

[Svejk]

Possible leak of the PS5 "slim"

[HardcoreRetro]

Isn't that just one of those 1000 in 1 game consoles that dude found on alibaba?

[Svejk]

Isn't that just one of those 1000 in 1 game consoles that dude found on alibaba?

It's probably legit because it still looks dumb. 

[Nintex]

We have the PS5 at home

https://twitter.com/BwE_Dev/status/1690098165490548737

[Svejk]

That thing better be the Pro or something, and not the "slim".  Still too big and awkward.  Gonna save that manufacturing cost by reducing the plastic with that strip or something sony?

[Svejk]

SoyPass subscriptions being hiked on Sept 6th.  Better re-up now, if still using it.

[Bebpo]

Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous how much they're increasing it while not adding anything new to the value.

Have a feeling they're going to see a huge drop in subscribers once this is implemented. Enough to hurt their financials and make them do something.

[Svejk]

Yeah, it's ridiculous how much they're hiking it. I hope it does back fire on them.  I'm still good till 11/24, so I hope to see a rollback or actual heavy hitting Day Oners of sorts.

[Svejk]

Same day as a Direct.. 

https://x.com/PlayStation/status/1702049745554772126

[Nintex]

Soybusters
Seperate Ways
Tales of Arise DLC (wasn't expecting this)



The soy of play

[Svejk]

Soybusters
Seperate Ways
Tales of Arise DLC (wasn't expecting this)

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The soy of play

If this is the spokes person thing for all future SOP's, I'm done.

For once, I was thoroughly excited what they showed on the Nintendo Irect vs this.  (Contra and Tomb Raider) but everything in this was just meh or already known and shown. 

[demi]

The Playstation chick has some nice tits