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Raist

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3060 on: May 24, 2023, 05:23:25 PM »
Given that the dual elite whatever controller is 200 buckaroos I expect this will be 399.99.

Raist

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3061 on: May 24, 2023, 05:26:54 PM »
MGS4 eternally PS3 exclusive.

Cell processor :rejoice

The collection thing says "Vol.1" so...

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Vol.2 will be the weird ass PSP games :lol
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Pissy F Benny

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« Reply #3062 on: May 24, 2023, 05:26:58 PM »
That streaming thing will be overpriced trash just do an official controller add-on for phones and make a streaming app. Guessing Sony had aload of unused 7 inch tablet screens laying around they needed repurposing or some shit :doge
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« Reply #3063 on: May 24, 2023, 05:32:23 PM »
Lol. The return of the PSP was a bit of a let down huh?

Sony invented the WiiU. Lol.
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Pissy F Benny

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« Reply #3064 on: May 24, 2023, 05:33:37 PM »
It seems like they e given up on it but over it was even announced :girlaff
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« Reply #3065 on: May 24, 2023, 05:35:11 PM »
Also, those earbuds are the ugliest shit I've ever seen.
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« Reply #3066 on: May 24, 2023, 05:35:38 PM »
Yeah it's just a product to milk the hardcore fanbase so they have something to compete with the Steamdeck and Switch.

Overall peeps seem dissapointed. I thought it was a decent showcase, good variety of titles and a great look at games coming soon like Alan Wake 2 and Mirage.
Surprised they didn't have something on Armored Core and Tekken 8.
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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3067 on: May 24, 2023, 05:35:59 PM »
Towers of Aghbasha looked cool.

WTF is Foamstars Square Enix? Jesus.

Can someone tell the Journey guy that he can make a different game now.

Phantom Blade looked good, but I am sceptical it will play well.
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Raist

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« Reply #3068 on: May 24, 2023, 05:38:39 PM »
Whether or not you like the style, Sony definitely know their hardware design.

Until this abomination which is basically "hey Joe just slice that shit in half and put a phablet in the middle" :lol

That's what happens when an English bloke is in charge :yeshrug

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« Reply #3069 on: May 24, 2023, 05:44:35 PM »
Alan Wake 2 looked cool I guess... Keeping the 360 hooked up to play old shit. This new gen has been pretty trash games wise. The GOTY is running on a tablet that's barely better than the 360.

Maybe start focussing on cool new mechanics devs? Nah, here's a horse cock with more polygons than the entire N64 library.

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« Reply #3070 on: May 24, 2023, 05:45:26 PM »
PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.
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« Reply #3071 on: May 24, 2023, 06:14:38 PM »
Capgods bailing out this console generation yet again!

PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

I love that the official way to lay it horizontally has it at an angle and itíll fall off the stand if you tap it. Also love that they made it white to sell skins. 

The streaming device looks laughably bad. At least PSVR2 wonít be the worst selling Sony hardware this year.

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« Reply #3072 on: May 24, 2023, 06:54:29 PM »
PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

I like the white & blue aesthetic, but yeah Playstation system design peaked at ps2 phat.

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« Reply #3073 on: May 24, 2023, 07:17:27 PM »
Silver ps2 slim is dope too
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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3074 on: May 24, 2023, 09:28:05 PM »
Wait, Marathon is a f2p Tarkov clone  ???

 :neogaf

Svejk

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3075 on: May 25, 2023, 12:00:37 AM »
I'm still shocked they didn't drop anything on Stellar Blade.. you know, an actual PS5 exclusive.  :doge They even posted an official page for it 2 days ago. Seemed it was inevitable ???

Where Little Devil Inside too? Vapity vape, I guess.

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Oh wait, Dragon's Dogma 2 is coming so who gives a shit. :betty
Reason they didn't show a release date because they didn't want to have GOTY locked in and let every other pissity game think they have a chance.  :show :cody :judgement
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Raist

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3076 on: May 25, 2023, 01:07:50 AM »
PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

As mentioned, I wasn't talking about aesthetics. But this shit looks like they thought about it for about 5 mins.

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« Reply #3077 on: May 25, 2023, 03:43:03 AM »
Capgods bailing out this console generation yet again!

PS5 is one of the ugliest consoles ever made. Not sure where this idea of Sony knowing hardware design comes from. Compared to actual nice hardware design it looks like something designed by a 45 year old man with the aesthetic sense of a teenager.

I love that the official way to lay it horizontally has it at an angle and itíll fall off the stand if you tap it. Also love that they made it white to sell skins. 

The streaming device looks laughably bad. At least PSVR2 wonít be the worst selling Sony hardware this year.

That decision actually makes me upset. Have an emotional response whenever I move the console. When I put in a secondary ssd, nearly went to grab a hot glue gun and fix it once and for all. Now thereís the option to wirelessly update the controller. Before when you had to plug in a cable, itíd fall off the stand. From the small pressure of inserting the usb c end. Why.

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« Reply #3078 on: May 25, 2023, 10:03:02 AM »
Watched the Spider-Man 2 gameplay. While visually it looks about the same, and maybe I fundamentally donít understand this shit, the speed you can move across the city now looks to benefit from the SSD? an actual function of new tech that can influence gameplay?

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« Reply #3079 on: May 25, 2023, 10:04:41 AM »
Just cause u can move faster doesnt make it a better game tho
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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3080 on: May 25, 2023, 10:38:48 AM »
Wait, Marathon is a f2p Tarkov clone  ???

 :neogaf

by the same people who gave you Destiny 2 PVP omegalul
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« Reply #3081 on: May 25, 2023, 11:20:07 AM »
At least FF16 looks good. :rejoice
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« Reply #3082 on: May 25, 2023, 11:22:43 AM »
How is it a tarkov clone when its only the mode itself thats in common. Supposedly not even pve. So in fact nothing like Tarkov.

Or is every shooter a Doom clone still?

Also Tarkov is fucking ass these days.
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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3083 on: May 25, 2023, 01:13:28 PM »

That decision actually makes me upset. Have an emotional response whenever I move the console. When I put in a secondary ssd, nearly went to grab a hot glue gun and fix it once and for all. Now thereís the option to wirelessly update the controller. Before when you had to plug in a cable, itíd fall off the stand. From the small pressure of inserting the usb c end. Why.

I ended up buying this to get the ps5 to be flat and it works.
https://www.amazon.com/NexiGo-Accessories-Horizontal-Minimalist-Playstation/dp/B096XFF5SX/

How is it a tarkov clone when its only the mode itself thats in common. Supposedly not even pve. So in fact nothing like Tarkov.

Or is every shooter a Doom clone still?

Also Tarkov is fucking ass these days.

Iím mean thatís how itís being described. Iím just more annoyed that weíre finally getting a new marathon game and this is it.

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« Reply #3084 on: May 25, 2023, 02:21:02 PM »
Tarkov is a pretty realistic, very slow moving game where you heavily engage PVE as well as PVP (but can avoid PVP as well)

This might be an extraction shooter, but I think it will be very fast paced and entertaining. No PVE means more emphasis on PVP obviously.

I havent played the OG Marathon but Im sure they were never gonna do it justice anyway, so this might be better than nothing.
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HardcoreRetro

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3085 on: June 13, 2023, 05:46:09 AM »
Finally using this machine the way it was meant to be used.

Bought an exercise bicycle and use the PS5 to watch the original Gundam while doing my workout.

Svejk

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3086 on: June 22, 2023, 09:05:26 AM »
Got FFXVI preloaded and ready. Whooboy this is gonna be a trip.  Folks talking like it drops the fee fees like playing FFVI and VII for the first time back in the day.  :lawd

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3087 on: August 01, 2023, 10:33:38 AM »
New firmware update coming... Will allow you to turn off the beep sound when powering up the system....
God is real.

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3088 on: August 02, 2023, 07:54:02 AM »
I turned on my PS5 for the first time in a few weeks and I’m not able to access PS Plus, the shit I paid for. It just does not load up. I don’t have much time for gaming so I had a pocket of time last night. After a few minutes, I restarted the PS5 and got the same issues. Put it in rest mode and did something else. Oh well.

I’m just not impressed with this console thus far.
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« Reply #3089 on: August 02, 2023, 09:07:04 AM »
Could you access the store or anything else requiring an internet connection? If you haven't used PS+ in a while it will check that your subscription is valid before granting access.

I use ethernet cables with my consoles. They work poorly over wifi.

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« Reply #3090 on: August 11, 2023, 10:05:09 AM »
Possible leak of the PS5 "slim"



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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3091 on: August 11, 2023, 12:07:14 PM »
Isn't that just one of those 1000 in 1 game consoles that dude found on alibaba?

Svejk

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« Reply #3092 on: August 11, 2023, 12:40:16 PM »
Isn't that just one of those 1000 in 1 game consoles that dude found on alibaba?
It's probably legit because it still looks dumb.  :doge

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« Reply #3093 on: August 11, 2023, 04:53:27 PM »
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Svejk

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« Reply #3094 on: August 12, 2023, 10:55:43 AM »
That thing better be the Pro or something, and not the "slim".  Still too big and awkward.  Gonna save that manufacturing cost by reducing the plastic with that strip or something sony? :doge

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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3095 on: August 30, 2023, 11:56:08 AM »
SoyPass subscriptions being hiked on Sept 6th.  Better re-up now, if still using it.

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« Reply #3096 on: August 30, 2023, 12:13:41 PM »
Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous how much they're increasing it while not adding anything new to the value.

Have a feeling they're going to see a huge drop in subscribers once this is implemented. Enough to hurt their financials and make them do something.

Svejk

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« Reply #3097 on: August 30, 2023, 12:50:30 PM »
Yeah, it's ridiculous how much they're hiking it. I hope it does back fire on them.  I'm still good till 11/24, so I hope to see a rollback or actual heavy hitting Day Oners of sorts.

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« Reply #3098 on: September 13, 2023, 10:59:17 PM »

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« Reply #3099 on: September 16, 2023, 02:05:18 PM »
Soybusters :nope
Seperate Ways :dice
Tales of Arise DLC :pika (wasn't expecting this)



The soy of play :stahp
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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3100 on: September 16, 2023, 08:16:46 PM »
Soybusters :nope
Seperate Ways :dice
Tales of Arise DLC :pika (wasn't expecting this)

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The soy of play :stahp
If this is the spokes person thing for all future SOP's, I'm done.

For once, I was thoroughly excited what they showed on the Nintendo Irect vs this.  (Contra and Tomb Raider) but everything in this was just meh or already known and shown. 
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Re: Playstation 5
« Reply #3101 on: September 16, 2023, 08:47:53 PM »
The Playstation chick has some nice tits
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