Author Topic: USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch! (Read 319987 times)

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #3060 on:** May 05, 2021, 09:27:29 AM »

Before of by November 6, 2020.

Nintex · « **Reply #3061 on:** May 05, 2021, 09:43:13 AM »

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/desk

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1389759331470659586

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3062 on:** May 05, 2021, 10:13:13 AM »

Quote from: Donald J. Trump on May 05, 2021, 09:43:13 AM

Warmonger Liz Cheney, who has virtually no support left in the Great State of Wyoming, continues to unknowingly and foolishly say that there was no Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election when in fact, the evidence, including no Legislative approvals as demanded by the U.S. Constitution, shows the exact opposite. Had Mike Pence referred the information on six states (only need two) back to State Legislatures, and had gutless and clueless MINORITY Leader Mitch McConnell (he blew two seats in Georgia that should have never been lost) fought to expose all of the corruption that was presented at the time, with more found since, we would have had a far different Presidential result, and our Country would not be turning into a socialist nightmare! Never give up!

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3063 on:** May 05, 2021, 02:41:34 PM »

Benny G is celebrating Karl Marx’s birthday in the best way possible.

Edit: Bernie bros back at destroying democracy.

https://mobile.twitter.com/dennis_welch/status/1390014544890658819

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3064 on:** May 05, 2021, 03:26:50 PM »

That doesn't even come close to rhyming.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3065 on:** May 05, 2021, 03:27:37 PM »

bamboo fibers

MMaRsu · « **Reply #3066 on:** May 05, 2021, 04:12:32 PM »

Quote from: samir on May 04, 2021, 06:35:38 PM

Quote from: james on May 03, 2021, 10:55:54 PM
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1389407067736215552

Biden looks like a ventriloquist

Ventriloquest or not, he probably does have his hand up her asshole

Nintex · « **Reply #3067 on:** May 05, 2021, 05:29:58 PM »

John Brakey is really one of those guys that seizes his moment in history.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3068 on:** May 05, 2021, 06:06:40 PM »

I hope he investigates Maine next.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1334292563994533888

https://mobile.twitter.com/ushockme69/status/1337604339532263425

Nintex · « **Reply #3069 on:** May 05, 2021, 06:17:56 PM »

Sometimes they mess up their lore. Kim Jun Un is a friend of Donald Trump so it can't have been North Korean ships.
Unless they were used or stolen by China.

BIONIC · « **Reply #3070 on:** May 05, 2021, 06:52:32 PM »

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Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3071 on:** May 06, 2021, 02:20:04 PM »

Republicans seem to be learning the right lessons from the Biden campaign.

https://mobile.twitter.com/HaydenJSparks/status/1390051657170444288

Nintex · « **Reply #3072 on:** May 06, 2021, 02:33:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1390364669639020544

Imagine if someone had the foresight to create some sort of force in space to protect everyone from these new threats.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3073 on:** May 06, 2021, 03:43:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1390022537866776581

BIONIC · « **Reply #3074 on:** May 06, 2021, 04:44:52 PM »

No opportunities in Biden’s America, folks

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3075 on:** May 06, 2021, 08:17:57 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2021, 03:43:33 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChadFWolf/status/1390150330734858243

benjipwns · « **Reply #3076 on:** May 06, 2021, 11:04:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1390392522267107330

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1390430448057307142

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3077 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:19:00 AM »

ackkkkkkkkually, I paid a lot of money to look like this

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #3078 on:** May 07, 2021, 09:55:54 AM »

crackers?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3079 on:** May 07, 2021, 12:46:26 PM »

I like how he looks like current day Eric Bischoff with a dye job

Nintex · « **Reply #3080 on:** May 07, 2021, 05:57:44 PM »

T R U M P / O W E N S 2 0 2 4

C H I L L I N' W I T H 4 5

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3081 on:** May 07, 2021, 08:12:38 PM »

Round 3 baby!!!

https://mobile.twitter.com/donie/status/1390777133799251971

james · « **Reply #3082 on:** May 08, 2021, 11:46:29 PM »

Whatever happened to pence

Trent Dole · « **Reply #3083 on:** May 09, 2021, 01:02:43 AM »

Quote from: james on May 08, 2021, 11:46:29 PM

Whatever happened to pence

He failed to refuse to certify and overturn the results of the election (because he literally can't) so he's not cool anymore. The folks who invaded on Jan 6th were out to hang him and Pelosi.

Apparently he's quietly trying to do some of the groundwork involved in running in '24 himself. Good luck with that, you have no charisma and your party openly despises you.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3084 on:** May 09, 2021, 01:10:42 AM »

https://twitter.com/MichLKosinski/status/1391021496202670082

team filler · « **Reply #3085 on:** May 09, 2021, 02:38:09 AM »

https://twitter.com/CreightonOTE/status/1391066134615572486

benjipwns · « **Reply #3086 on:** May 09, 2021, 04:20:35 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #3087 on:** May 09, 2021, 06:55:44 AM »

Quote from: james on May 08, 2021, 11:46:29 PM

Whatever happened to pence

Cast back to the shadow realm after the ultimate anime betrayal

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3088 on:** May 09, 2021, 08:55:20 AM »

He evaded capture a few months ago and there have been no updates since

https://realrawnews.com/2021/03/pence-eludes-capture-military-in-hot-pursuit/

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3089 on:** May 10, 2021, 12:20:22 AM »

Try and find a more cursed political song than this.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You can’t.

[close]

https://m.

zomgee · « **Reply #3090 on:** May 10, 2021, 12:48:19 AM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on May 09, 2021, 08:55:20 AM

He evaded capture a few months ago and there have been no updates since

https://realrawnews.com/2021/03/pence-eludes-capture-military-in-hot-pursuit/

jesus christ that website

and all of its researchers

I know it's by fringe for fringe, but it just amazes me how that play goes on in their heads.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #3091 on:** May 10, 2021, 04:40:26 AM »

Quote from: zomgee on May 10, 2021, 12:48:19 AM

jesus christ that website

and all of its researchers

I know it's by fringe for fringe, but it just amazes me how that play goes on in their heads.

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Disclaimer:

Information on this website is for informational and educational and entertainment purposes. This website contains humor, parody, and satire. We have included this disclaimer for our protection, on the advice on legal counsel.

I'm pretty sure it's just a joke website.

BIONIC · « **Reply #3092 on:** May 10, 2021, 05:00:11 AM »

The truth isn’t a joke

zomgee · « **Reply #3093 on:** May 10, 2021, 10:35:28 AM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on May 10, 2021, 04:40:26 AM

Quote from: zomgee on May 10, 2021, 12:48:19 AM
jesus christ that website

and all of its researchers

I know it's by fringe for fringe, but it just amazes me how that play goes on in their heads.

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Disclaimer:

Information on this website is for informational and educational and entertainment purposes. This website contains humor, parody, and satire. We have included this disclaimer for our protection, on the advice on legal counsel.

I'm pretty sure it's just a joke website.

I unfortunately dove into the comments a little bit. Yes it is a joke website (to protect me from the lawyers!), but in the comments the owner is saying that it isn't satire and letting the users think that it's real. Trolling or not, it's pretty scary.

When your uncle says "do your research," this is the site he's doing his research on.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3094 on:** May 10, 2021, 11:01:16 AM »

As long as you put "it's just a joke, bro" the Deep State Illumminati can't get you.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3095 on:** May 10, 2021, 12:06:28 PM »

RealRawNews is The Onion if everyone who followed The Onion thought everything it posted was secretly true.

Nintex · « **Reply #3096 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:12:30 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 10, 2021, 12:20:22 AM

Try and find a more cursed political song than this.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You can’t.
[close]

https://m.

Challenge accepted

team filler · « **Reply #3097 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:54:51 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 10, 2021, 12:06:28 PM

RealRawNews is The Onion if everyone who followed The Onion thought everything it posted was secretly true.

everything posted on the onion IS secretly true

Nintex · « **Reply #3098 on:** May 10, 2021, 01:59:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1390647791580499969

check those numbers again Jack

benjipwns · « **Reply #3099 on:** May 10, 2021, 10:26:02 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #3100 on:** May 10, 2021, 11:15:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/bensiegel/status/1391845826595590155

benjipwns · « **Reply #3101 on:** May 11, 2021, 02:41:08 PM »

oh god it gets worse

https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/1390481351661527042

Nintex · « **Reply #3102 on:** May 11, 2021, 03:00:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/bensiegel/status/1392183084062216193

lmao

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Tiffany Trump, Donald Trump’s daughter with his second wife, Marla Maples, broke up with a boyfriend and “began spending an unusual amount of time alone with a Secret Service agent on her detail”.

Secret Service leaders, the book says, “became concerned at how close Tiffany appeared to be getting to the tall, dark and handsome agent”.

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Leonnig also reports that it was not clear if Donald Trump knew what Secret Service personnel were saying about his daughter and daughter-in-law.

But she says the president did repeatedly seek to remove Secret Service staff he deemed to be overweight or too short for the job.

“I want these fat guys off my detail,” Trump is reported to have said, possibly confusing office-based personnel with active agents. “How are they going to protect me and my family if they can’t run down the street?”

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3103 on:** May 11, 2021, 03:13:08 PM »

But fat dudes have more room to take a bullet for you and better cover for you to be behind, and a bullet is less likely to go through a fat tub of goo*

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may or may not be actually true

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james · « **Reply #3104 on:** May 11, 2021, 03:40:05 PM »

I agree, you put two Benjis on the job and no sniper in the world can get past that

Nintex · « **Reply #3105 on:** May 11, 2021, 03:43:05 PM »

*groins*

*Yells at Super TIVO*

*wipes McDonalds sauce from cheek*

*BURP*

*waddles into the meeting room at 4PM*

"Good morning Mr. President"

*SNORT*

“I want these fat guys off my detail, Mike”

team filler · « **Reply #3106 on:** May 11, 2021, 05:00:20 PM »

thanks for getting all the fats outta here before me

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3107 on:** May 11, 2021, 05:07:21 PM »

The secret service turned Trump Jr. into a cuck.

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In her new book, she writes that Secret Service agents reported that Vanessa Trump, the wife of the president’s oldest son, Donald Trump Jr, “started dating one of the agents who had been assigned to her family”.
Vanessa Trump filed for an uncontested divorce in March 2018. Leonnig reports that the agent concerned did not face disciplinary action as neither he nor the agency were official guardians of Vanessa Trump at that point.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #3108 on:** May 11, 2021, 06:02:28 PM »

Aren't alot of Secret Service agents _____ that infiltrate all administrations?

team filler · « **Reply #3109 on:** May 11, 2021, 06:16:34 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on May 11, 2021, 06:02:28 PM

Aren't alot of Secret Service agents BBC bulls that infiltrate all administrations?

naff · « **Reply #3110 on:** May 11, 2021, 07:49:09 PM »

Donald J Trump Jr: The Spy That Shagged My Wife

A tell all sexposé on the balls deep state

team filler · « **Reply #3111 on:** May 11, 2021, 08:26:47 PM »

Quote from: team filler on May 10, 2021, 01:54:51 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 10, 2021, 12:06:28 PM
RealRawNews is The Onion if everyone who followed The Onion thought everything it posted was secretly true.
everything posted on the onion IS secretly true

https://twitter.com/DingusJMcGee/status/1392203455431778306

BIONIC · « **Reply #3112 on:** May 11, 2021, 08:43:47 PM »

The only constants in life are death, taxes, and filler being right about everything

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #3113 on:** May 11, 2021, 09:04:07 PM »

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So now even our Kentucky Derby winner, Medina Spirit, is a junky. This is emblematic of what is happening to our Country. The whole world is laughing at us as we go to hell on our Borders, our fake Presidential Election, and everywhere else!
- Donald J. Trump

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/desk/desk-8pttbep59x/

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #3114 on:** May 12, 2021, 02:33:51 AM »

Don't forget that we're also laughing at your son getting cucked by the SS

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3115 on:** May 12, 2021, 10:52:02 AM »

And everywhere else!

james · « **Reply #3116 on:** May 12, 2021, 12:49:13 PM »

-Gas shortages
-Collapsing stock market
-Rampant inflation
-War in the middle east
-Switch Pro no where to be found

Biden what have you done

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3117 on:** May 12, 2021, 01:01:46 PM »

his fault for letting his corrupt wall street pals stop the gamestop rocket

Nintex · « **Reply #3118 on:** May 12, 2021, 01:03:36 PM »

Quote from: james on May 12, 2021, 12:49:13 PM

-Gas shortages
-Collapsing stock market
-Rampant inflation
-War in the middle east
-Switch Pro no where to be found

Biden what have you done

The Obama alumni are basically doing the same thing they did for the previous 8 years they were running 'the show' making the case for a Trump presidency and doing it better than Donald J. Trump ever could.

james · « **Reply #3119 on:** May 12, 2021, 03:55:36 PM »

Stock rout deepens in final minutes of trading, Dow sheds 700 points and Nasdaq falls 2.8%

News:

Author Topic: USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch! (Read 319987 times)