USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch!

[Nintex]

Ted Cruz is on a roll lately

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1392560004973187072

[Great Rumbler]

-Gas shortages
-Collapsing stock market
-Rampant inflation
-War in the middle east
-Switch Pro no where to be found


Biden what have you done
 

The Obama alumni are basically doing the same thing they did for the previous 8 years they were running 'the show' making the case for a Trump presidency and doing it better than Donald J. Trump ever could.

no

[Nintex]

Now Larry Kudlow is blaming Biden for not standing up to Russia who are responsible for the rocket attacks on Israel(?) 



Because he doesn't believe in "coincidences"

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1392925908277731328

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1392925911276613632

 

[Pissy F Benny]

trump playing 9d chess with the deep state, where have I heard that before

[Joe Molotov]

All that work and Trump still lawst. At least CREEP got Nixon re-elected.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

 

[Nintex]

Holy shit that Comic

trump playing 9d chess with the deep state, where have I heard that before

"Mr. President FBI agents have been courted by honeypots we believe are working for Russia and China. Their names according to our intelligence are Tiger and Brazil. We lost track of them near your club in Florida so we should double security until we can figure out who these agents are working for"

"Ok, Chris, more security sounds great wow that they would do such a thing, right? Those are some very very bad people trying to ruin relationships like that. They look pretty nice in those pictures though don't they, I mean that's a 9. Whoever hired them sure has taste let me tell ya"

"Yes sir, I'm glad you see it that way sir.... indeed they look attractive sir...."

"Let's just quickly call your wife Chris to tell her not to worry in case she hears about this because you and I both know she's a 6 and I need you in tippy top condition"

"I don't think that... I..."

"Hello.... how are you this is the President.... You know I'm with your loving husband... yeah that's great right... he's doing a good job..... say listen, if you hear rumors about cheating FBI agents and Russian prostitutes called TIGER AND BRAZIL being recorded at Trump Hotels and Clubs believe me Chris is not involved with that at all.... and neither are Rudy and Jared.... he was working late last night?.... yes.... oh he said he was drinking at the bar.... well that is secret code talk for being with his favorite President honey.... so don't you worry OK thank you take care"

"You shouldn't lie to your wife Chris believe me they always find out now go get those Russkies and buy your wife some flowers"

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/BrendanWiliams/status/1393058093647507458


 

[Pissy F Benny]

stupid science bitches

[Potato]

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Gotta admit, the pronoun train is pretty fucking funny

[Nintex]

Epcot just as walt envisioned it

[benjipwns]

A contentious nomination process kept Neera Tanden out of President Joe Biden’s Cabinet, but she still landed in the White House.

The White House confirmed on Friday that Biden had appointed Tanden to be a senior adviser. She will start on Monday.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1393375901170155521

[Great Rumbler]

Donald Trump had so much energy that he posted all night and then dozed most of the morning while Fox and Friends was on.

[Pissy F Benny]

I sleep 10 hours a night

[Nintex]

There's no denying Trump definitely had the most energy and worked the hardest of any President in history while in office.

Not only was he running the US, he was also leaking to the press, making deals for his businesses, getting into fights with reporters, calling into Fox News morning shows whenever he felt like it, trying to beat the FBI at their spy games, campaigning 24/7, hosting parties, winning government contracts, meet with Rudy's friends, blackmailing Republicans, evading lawsuits, breaking fundraising records, flying all over the place and tweeting all day while still somehow finding time to be up to speed on the latest gossip, world events as well as whatever drama was playing out either on the 24/7 news channels, among his staff or on the internet or the world in general and respond before the 'US Government' officially could.

Most companies need a staff of 10 dedicated marketing and PR workers to write and push that many messages to their audience and stay in the loop.
Meanwhile Trump did most of it making a point out of not utilizing the vast resources of the US federal government because they were losers.

Commanders and generals in charge of complicated military operations in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places like Kelly could by their own account not keep up, understand or keep track of everything he was doing.

[team filler]

trumpy is an autisty   

[Potato]

...and he managed to fit in a weekly game of golf. Face it, Biden is a slow old pussy.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1393707042771283969


 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1393707044251881472



#CoexistenceIsOk

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1393975776299687942

This entire sentence 

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought Space Force was a joke until I found out they were a bunch of interstellar Marxists.   

[zomgee]

Lt. Col. Matthew Lohmeier joined The Steve Gruber show to discuss his new book, "Irresistible Revolution: Marxism's Goal of Conquest & the Unmaking of the American Military," which alleges that Marxist ideologies are becoming widespread within the armed forces. He expounded on those concerns in the podcast.

"Since taking command as a commander about 10 months ago, I saw what I consider fundamentally incompatible and competing narratives of what America was, is and should be," Lohmeier said. "That wasn't just prolific in social media, or throughout the country during this past year, but it was spreading throughout the United States military. And I had recognized those narratives as being Marxist in nature."

When pressed on what exactly he meant, Lohmeier decried the New York Times 1619 Project, a historical look at how slavery formed America's institutions, as "anti-American."

"It teaches intensive teaching that I heard at my base -- that at the time the country ratified the United States Constitution, it codified White supremacy as the law of the land," Lohmeier said. "If you want to disagree with that, then you start (being) labeled all manner of things including racist."

"Welcome to our new co-host on The Five..."

[benjipwns]

Matthew McConaughey has publicly said a run for Texas governor in 2022 is a “true consideration.”

But the Academy Award-winning actor’s interest goes a step further than musings in interviews. McConaughey has been quietly making calls to influential people in Texas political circles, including a deep-pocketed moderate Republican and energy CEO, to take their temperature on the race and to talk about seriously throwing his hat in the ring, according to multiple people familiar with the conversations.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/awkward_duck/status/1394277136299606021


 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/kendallybrown/status/1394305959820992517

[team filler]

not the chicken 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Round 3 baby!!!

https://mobile.twitter.com/donie/status/1390777133799251971

This bus is now another victim of cancel culture in Biden’s America 

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1394343120578482179

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

The Capital riot trials are going to be 

https://mobile.twitter.com/mattshuham/status/1394666856171122692

 

[james]

I can see a jury buying the "hes fucking distinguished mentally-challenged" defense

Edit: WTF Im using a legal term here

[Nintex]

Indeed, CNN should be put on trial for those 4 years of "BOMBSHELL" propaganda not these innocent heroes 

[benjipwns]

The son of former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani will announce Tuesday that he’s officially running for the Republican primary in 2022 — and is confident he can not only knock out veteran GOP competition but then go on to take out scandal-ridden Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

“I’m a politician out of the womb. It’s in my DNA,” Giuliani, 35, told The Post, referring to his childhood as the son of a larger than life Big Apple mayor.

“Giuliani vs. Cuomo. Holy smokes. Its Muhammad Ali vs. Joe Frazier. We can sell tickets at Madison Square Garden,”

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/AndrewHGiuliani/status/1394692694040002566

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1394653610718371848

[Madrun Badrun]

edit:  corona thread

[naff]

https://twitter.com/AndrewHGiuliani/status/1394692694040002566

https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1394653610718371848

like bill burr and rudy had a kid with fetal alcohol syndrome

[james]

Someone color in the red and blue states

[Nintex]

Ok, not sure if I got them all but it seems to be something like this

[Joe Molotov]

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Someone color in the red and blue states

Bernie

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1394801934759047170


bunch of nintex wannabes in the comments 

[Nintex]

"Look here Jenny, Jews and Muslims have been fighting as long as I remember we gotta support the Pope on this one get my horse ready"

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1395075360010743814

A quick count: Cheney, Romney and Pence = 18% for the non-Trump wing of the party


Still gonna have to beat this king
https://twitter.com/nwarikoo/status/1394806101359697928

[benjipwns]

https://www.axios.com/off-the-rails-trump-military-withdraw-afghanistan-5717012a-d55d-4819-a79f-805d5eb3c6e2.html

John McEntee, one of Donald Trump's most-favored aides, handed retired Army Col. Douglas Macgregor a piece of paper with a few notes scribbled on it. He explained: "This is what the president wants you to do."

1. Get us out of Afghanistan.

2. Get us out of Iraq and Syria.

3. Complete the withdrawal from Germany.

4. Get us out of Africa.

It was Nov. 9, 2020 — days after Trump lost his re-election bid, 10 weeks before the end of his presidency and just moments after Macgregor was offered a post as senior adviser to acting Defense Secretary Christopher Miller.

As head of the powerful Presidential Personnel Office, McEntee had Trump's ear. Even so, Macgregor was astonished. He told McEntee he doubted they could do all of these things before Jan. 20.

"Then do as much as you can," McEntee replied.

In Macgregor's opinion, Miller probably couldn't act on his own authority to execute a total withdrawal of U.S. military forces from Afghanistan because he was serving in an acting capacity. If this was for real, Macgregor told McEntee, then it was going to need an order from the president.

The one-page memo was delivered by courier to Christopher Miller's office two days later, on the afternoon of Nov. 11. The order arrived seemingly out of nowhere, and its instructions, signed by Trump, were stunning: All U.S. military forces were to be withdrawn from Somalia by Dec. 31, 2020. All U.S. forces were to be withdrawn from Afghanistan by Jan. 15, 2021.

What the fuck is this? Miller wondered.

[team filler]

don the dove 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/_isabellew97/status/1395187634008432642


 

[Nintex]

Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid disputes that Trump raised any strongman talk of retaliation during his conversation with Baradar, telling Axios that the president "did not exert pressure nor issue any threats and warnings." He characterizes the phone call as "cordial and normal."

[Cauliflower Of Love]

trump was never going to risk closing exit doors and hideouts for the inevitable ________ charges.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1395604298835316740

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/MayorsRace2021/status/1395389576877838341

 

The comments are great

[james]

We need to concentrate them into special camps for their own good

[Great Rumbler]

Why hasn't he had any rallies in 9 months?

Because he's old and lazy.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1395734868407984136

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1395852719383056396

she's running

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1386984892211220488


tyler perry as vp 

[Transhuman]

https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1395852719383056396

she's running

I can't think of any specific examples, but i'm sure elected Republicans on the national stage have called out anti-white discrimination before. Maybe their motivation came from a place of bigotry and not equality, but it still makes it untrue to say they didn't.

[Nintex]

We need to concentrate them into special camps for their own good

I can totally see Yang propose this with different wording.
Cool people camps 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1395894122569945088

https://twitter.com/BiancaBuono/status/1395955435128033280

[benjipwns]

For all of these reasons, my friend Victor J. Friedman, an academic activist who has worked extensively in Jewish-Palestinian and Israeli-Arab dialogues in Israel, emailed me from Israel to say:

    “Maybe this is another ‘Kissinger moment.’ Like the 1973 war, this situation is a wake-up call for Israel. Despite the spin, people know that there was no real victory here. More than ever there is a feeling that something has to change. Hamas, like the Egyptians, in 1973 surprised Israel and did real damage. Bibi wanted to do enough damage to humiliate Hamas as much as possible, without going in on the ground. But Biden stopped us before we could totally humiliate Hamas.”

So, Victor added, “There is a potential opening here for some creative diplomacy, just like after the 1973 war.”

I think he is right, but with one huge caveat. Kissinger’s negotiating partners were all strong national leaders: Egyptian President Anwar Sadat, Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir and Syrian President Hafez al-Assad — and they were resolving an interstate conflict between sovereign nations.

Indeed, what Kissinger began in 1973 and Jimmy Carter completed at Camp David was only possible because all these leaders actually agreed to ignore the core problem — the intra-state problem, the problem of two people wanting a state on the same land. In other words, the Israeli-Palestinian problem.

What Bibi Netanyahu, Mahmoud Abbas and the various leaders of Hamas all have in common is that they have never, ever, ever been willing to risk their political careers or lives to forge the kind of hard compromise needed for a peace breakthrough in their war over the same piece of land.

So I am dubious, to say the least, about the prospects for peace. What I am not dubious about, though, is this: the pain on all the actors in this drama — from more accurate rockets to more global boycotts to more homes destroyed that no foreigners want to pay to rebuild to unemployment to more inflammatory social networks to more anti-Semitism — is only going to intensify.

So, my message to Biden would be this: You may be interested in China, but the Middle East is still interested in you. You deftly helped to engineer the cease-fire from the sidelines. Do you want to, do you dare to, dive into the middle of this new Kissingerian moment?

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/AaronParnas/status/1396175219753160710

 

[Joe Molotov]

They’ve already all agreed that since the Democrats cheated, he can be president for 2 or 3 more terms. Read the Constitution.