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It's fourty minutes long.

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Republicans: Our tax cuts are so generous because with the money they get back they can almost afford a Costco membership.

Biden: Hold my beer.

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This is how you Bidenpost, Nintex:
https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1411432738062843905

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obummer woulda deepthroated the entire cone, no probs  :whew
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J.D. Vance, the bestselling author and a Republican Senate hopeful, said on Monday that he regretted his since-deleted Twitter posts that criticized Donald Trump, amid accusations of flip-flopping as he vies for a seat in Ohio.

Vance, the author of the memoir “Hillbilly Elegy,” launched his campaign last week. He has come under fire for deleting tweets from 2016 that were unearthed by CNN’s Andrew Kaczynski — including one in which he said he was voting for Evan McMullin, and another calling Trump “reprehensible” because of his views toward “Immigrants, Muslims, etc.”

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“Like a lot of people, I criticized Trump back in 2016,” Vance said. “And I ask folks not to judge me based on what I said in 2016, because I’ve been very open that I did say those critical things and I regret them, and I regret being wrong about the guy. I think he was a good president, I think he made a lot of good decisions for people, and I think he took a lot of flak.”

Vance added that he himself had been criticized for standing up for the former president’s voters and agenda, saying, “I think that’s the most important thing, is not what you said five years ago, but whether you’re willing to stand up and take the heat and take the hits for actually defending the interests of the American people.”
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Glad my tax dollars could pay for that tweet storm. :salute
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Former President Donald Trump's weekly lunches with his vice president Mike Pence at the White House followed a familiar routine, according to a forthcoming book by journalist Michael Wolff.

"The lunches were specifically meant to be an opportunity for Pence to tell the president exactly how hard he was working for him," Wolff writes in excerpt of the book  "Landslide: The Final Days of the Trump Presidency" published by The Times of London. "He usually got ten minutes to do this before Trump snapped on the television and launched into his current list of grievances."

Trump wondered how Pence "could be such a 'stiff' and a 'square,'' the book says, "and likewise, as though a corollary, he regarded Pence as someone not tough, as someone who, he increasingly pointed out, could be 'rolled'."
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other observers in the room reported that upon uttering these judgements, the former president was, quote, "looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead."
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They are milking the hell out of that book.
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Should have just shot it all off during one last really cool battle, like when the fireworks stand has left-over fireworks at 12:01am on July 5th.
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“They destroyed our country and now they are giving us their garbage,” said gray-bearded Hajji Gul, another junk dealer.

 :tocry
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https://mobile.twitter.com/SIGSYS/status/1412278516515852288

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I am no military expert but I read this is just opsec

you don't tell people in advance the moment you're leaving because it makes you vulnerable, it's like intentionally signaling a free-for-all

plus they knew the US was pulling out for months now, just not the exact date
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Probably wanted to avoid any kind of media spectacle, too.
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The government virgin



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Rumor has it the Chinese want to move in to secure their 'interests'.
I wish Chairman Xi the undefeatable holy warrior luck and prosperity in his noble conquest of Afghanistan.
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Trump is filing a class action lawsuit against Facebook, Twitter, Google and their CEO's :doge

https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1412801016387485697
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Trump comics are back!



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Yes, I realize that the Don Quixote character from Cervantes’ novel attacked imaginary enemies as represented by the windmill, but Donald Trump Quixote’s enemies are not imagined.
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I like how he added the little "Trump" in there so you wouldn't be confused about who it's supposed to be.
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“We’re asking [Republicans] to vote for us in an election system they don’t believe in anymore,” lamented one Arizona-based GOP strategist.
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« Last Edit: July 08, 2021, 02:55:02 PM by Nintex »
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Can't believe it's been 20 years and I still don't know the difference between Iraq and Afghanistan.

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Trump comics are back!

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Yes, I realize that the Don Quixote character from Cervantes’ novel attacked imaginary enemies as represented by the windmill, but Donald Trump Quixote’s enemies are not imagined.
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https://twitter.com/SwampCommunist/status/1413182237902839810

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Trump comics are back!

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Yes, I realize that the Don Quixote character from Cervantes’ novel attacked imaginary enemies as represented by the windmill, but Donald Trump Quixote’s enemies are not imagined.
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https://twitter.com/SwampCommunist/status/1413182237902839810

Of course libtards don’t understand subversion  ::)
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https://www.axios.com/kamala-harris-office-dysfunction-2024-e2f9a9c0-f391-4c1d-8042-aa4f24a292e3.html
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Yet many Democrats, including some current senior administration officials, are concerned she could not defeat whomever the Republican Party puts up — even if it were Donald Trump.
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She's just in the House, she's from a district* that's 75% Republican, so once she got 40% in the primary she won by default. She'll be hard to get rid of unless the GOP can somehow beat her in a primary. Last time the Democratic candidate just withdrew and in the recent past they haven't even bothered to run a candidate in that district.

I'd argue she's actually said more crazy stuff since getting elected than before when she was more of a mild conspiracy theorist. But maybe it's just that it gets more attention/actually reported/etc.

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Thanks for the details.

My impression was that, prior to being elected to office, she was up front about believing in QAnon. To me, that stuff's crazier than just the overt, racist and nationalist stuff she's been regurgitating on the reg since taking office.

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https://twitter.com/SwampCommunist/status/1413182237902839810

You got owned.



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Apparently nobody read my post about Trump charging a windmill. They said I didn’t understand the Don Quixote metaphor. In my post I explained I did indeed understand it, but as an artist I’m free to take liberties with any metaphor I like.
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4chan was giving shit about the cartoon? I thought 4chan was "pro-lulz"?

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https://twitter.com/SwampCommunist/status/1413182237902839810

You got owned.

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Apparently nobody read my post about Trump charging a windmill. They said I didn’t understand the Don Quixote metaphor. In my post I explained I did indeed understand it, but as an artist I’m free to take liberties with any metaphor I like.
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"Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be stupid!"
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4chan and the other libtards need to learn how to stay calm like Donald Trump :trumps <- Trump

 :brazilcry <- 4 chan

communists -> :social 

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A growing number of Democrats are ringing the alarm that their party sounds — and acts — too judgmental, too sensitive, too "woke" to large swaths of America.

These Democrats warn that by jamming politically correct terms or new norms down the throats of voters, they risk exacerbating the cultural wars — and inadvertently helping Trumpian candidates.

Top Democrats confide that they're very aware of the danger. Already, we've seen a widespread pullback in the "defund the police" rhetoric.
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Moderate and swing-district lawmakers and aides tell Axios' Margaret Talev and Alayna Treene that the party could suffer massive losses in next year's midterms if Democrats run like Sen. Elizabeth Warren is president.

One former Senate aide said it's "bye-bye majority" if Democrats run on "extreme wokeness."

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« Last Edit: July 10, 2021, 07:25:45 PM by Nintex »
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edit: o shit I didn't realize that's actually the joke well done cruz got me  :lol
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2021, 06:20:45 PM by Nintex »
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Quite a shift in the 'conservative' wing.


2016 it was Ted
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Meanwhile, in Virginia:
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Former Carlyle Group co-CEO Glenn Youngkin may have earned Donald Trump’s endorsement in the Virginia governor’s race, but now he’s the one trying to tie the former president to his opponent.

After former Democratic Governor Terry McAuliffe ran an ad highlighting Trump’s endorsement of Youngkin, the Republican’s campaign responded with its own ad highlighting McAuliffe’s past ties to Trump.


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https://twitter.com/AnthonySabatini/status/1414404737240272898

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Can you imagine if any foreign politician postured an equivalent tweet at one of ours?


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Cuba needs to learn that if you want to oppress your people, you need to pay the USA their tribute first.

1. Pick up the golden telephone in the revolutionary museum.
2. Call Uncle Joe.
3. Privatize everything, using US banks & PE firms.
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Desantis in april : Protestors will be arrested and prosecuted!

Miami PD yesterday:   *lets hold up one of the main highways in miami for cuban protestors.

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FACT CHECK:
Here’s what the governor said when he signed the blatantly un-American bill into law: “Just think about it, you’re driving home from work and, all of a sudden, you have people out there shutting down a highway, and we worked hard to make sure that didn’t happen in Florida.”
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But it did happen in Florida, Gov. DeSantis. Demonstrators shut down State Road 826 in both directions Tuesday in solidarity with their counterparts in Cuba. Police obliged and redirected traffic. Mercifully, no one roared through the crowd in a vehicle.

Everything was as it should be in a country that has a high tolerance for free expression. But, unfortunately, for the governor, the reporter’s question trapped him in the hypocrisy of his law, likely to be arbitrarily enforced.

Honestly, we would have been more impressed if he had just responded: “Nah, the Miami-Dade demonstrators seeking human rights in Cuba have nothing to fear from my anti-riot law. We created it to subdue Black folks seeking human rights in the United States.”
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