The year is 2024, 230 protections are gone. AI's are sweeping through your Twitter and post histories.
People get cancelled left and right, workers, politicans, actors, artists.... "I don't recall ever using NeoPets" they say
"It was just a joke when we played HALO in high school to call eachother gay and teabag".
President Kamala laughs and keeps repeating the phrase: "Your actions have consequences" and "It is no joke, racism and sexism are not a joke"
The woke the world over are applauding Kamala's bold stance against hatred, bigotry and racism. Entire TV networks dissapear from the air unable to keep operating and find new staff.
"They finally get what they deserve" shouts John Oliver in jubilation. "Maybe we should just send them to Mars and save the climate too!" he jokes.
A furry in the audience shouts: "KILL THEM!". "No, no" John says, "not here Nep, we keep that for the extended YouTube cut that they can't see".
Just as the workers exit the Amazon Re-education through Labor centers to go home to their climate neutral tent city a column of black SUV's pulls up next to the sign that counts down the $10 trillion sum the United States still owes to cover the reparations for the short but decisive Taiwan conflict.
The door of one of the vehicles opens and the faint 80's rock music from inside the car gets louder. The workers can barely open their eyes as the blistering sun is reflected in the solar panels that surround them.
Their ears still ringing from the constant noise of windmills powering their prison and their stomachs aching from eating the soy-based sludge imported from China they now have to call food.
"Do you think they're here to free us?" one wonders, "Not a chance in heck, you still haven't gotten your smartphone back and you never will". "Surely I'll get it once I complete the diversity and inclusivity course!"
"We need to cough up $10 trillion first, which means either donating our $3 paycheck or not eating anything". "Maybe if someone else got elected... but no conservatives are allowed to campaign on TV or the internet. Was the election yesterday, I can't remember"
As the men debate their situation the visitor wanders towards them slow but determined until he stops and only a fence seperates him from the gathered crowd frozen in shock.
He towers above them, snorts, shakes his head and finally says: "Get up losers, it's time to vote and make America great Again!".
