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Rman

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What happened to porches?
« on: January 07, 2021, 02:04:51 PM »
I seems new houses these days don't come built with porches. I grew up in the burbs and we had a porch.  It because people are just more antisocial these days?

Uncle

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2021, 02:23:02 PM »
extra money for pieces of wood strapped to the front of the house that don't really count as an actual room

you have to get weatherproof and/or uncomfortable furniture when you could sit inside in your nice chair

there are mosquitoes and traffic noises out there
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2021, 02:49:59 PM »
Why have a porch when you can just put your 80 yearold mother in a home?
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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2021, 03:07:36 PM »
extra money for pieces of wood strapped to the front of the house that don't really count as an actual room

you have to get weatherproof and/or uncomfortable furniture when you could sit inside in your nice chair

there are mosquitoes and traffic noises out there

 :camby
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Rman

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2021, 03:28:20 PM »
extra money for pieces of wood strapped to the front of the house that don't really count as an actual room

you have to get weatherproof and/or uncomfortable furniture when you could sit inside in your nice chair

there are mosquitoes and traffic noises out there
I love it. Nothing more peaceful than sitting out on the porch in a rainy day.

Tasty

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2021, 04:08:35 PM »
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benjipwns

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2021, 05:37:45 PM »
We can bring them back by selling them as "package spots" that you can also sit on while waiting for your packages.

chronovore

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2021, 10:18:40 PM »
Why have a porch when you can just put your 80 yearold mother in a home?

Too real.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2021, 01:01:28 AM »
rear engine motors are past their prime
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nudemacusers

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2021, 01:35:17 AM »
aint nobody got time to relax on a porch
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ToxicAdam

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2021, 08:45:09 AM »
Spying on your neighbors is a lot more efficient through apps like Zillow. Sitting on your porch and collecting data on them the old fashioned way is too time consuming.




Uncle

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2021, 03:12:37 PM »
Uncle

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2021, 11:18:21 PM »


Around 0:57 in:
"Did you call [the cops]?"

"I don't know the number!  It's going to your number!"


:titus
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CatsCatsCats

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2021, 09:14:11 AM »
Lol this Karen all worked up for her big moment canít remember how to call 911

this poor guy just gassing it and free spinning the wheel lolol you can tell the guy who busted him feels bad when he starts giving advice

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2021, 12:12:23 AM »


Around 0:57 in:
"Did you call [the cops]?"

"I don't know the number!  It's going to your number!"


:titus

lol

also dude shoveling snow.

lol

Lol this Karen all worked up for her big moment canít remember how to call 911

this poor guy just gassing it and free spinning the wheel lolol you can tell the guy who busted him feels bad when he starts giving advice

"it's front wheel drive!"

 :lol
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Clockwork5

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2021, 07:24:30 PM »
A/C killed the front porch.

Don Rumata

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2021, 01:34:36 AM »
You call it 'porch', I call it end of the DMZ, pal! *unzips AR*.
Two steps back!

Rman

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Re: What happened to porches?
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2021, 05:08:35 PM »
A/C killed the front porch.
I think you're right.