era today: "this older gentleman opened the door to Taco Bell for me and smiled a creepy grin and gestured like a bellhop for me to go inside, presumptuous asshole, what if I hadn't been going to Taco Bell? I mean I got the crunchwrap but that's beside the point"
era tomorrow: "I was going to Taco Bell and this woman practically ran inside and slammed the door behind her right in front of me. whatever happened to common courtesy, holding open the door for someone?"