Joey Mannychin and Kurstan Smegma

Is this supposed to be some kind of a sick burn? 
As an alumni of the Dr. Forrester school of sick burns by Dr. Forrester in thread titles, these would be considered outright vulgarity.
If i were to apply the austere Dr's delicately scathing wit the names would be writ as such:
POOPY POOPYCHIN and POOPSTEN POOPYMA
This is my own interpretation of the Dr's work. I will not pretend to step on my mentor's toes while striding his shoulders! Nay! The utterance of the sage would delve as deep as a toddlers first recollection of a cat's asshole or as wide as the wisdom of an apple juice commercial from the 40's.
The axiom of our alma mater is, "Don't be rude. Don't be crude. Never call it toilet paper.. make up some other name for it.. Johnny wax?.. anyway Leave it to Beaver.. or something.. aww heck."