a game that people only play because of its connection to harry potter and how it makes them feel like being a witch or wizard flying around on a broom
where you embarrassingly larp with a stick between your legs
and there's nothing really novel about the rules it's just balls and hoops
can you imagine anyone playing it without the harry potter connection? "ok honey I enrolled you in quadball for the summer, why are you crying, no you can't play football like your friends, this is good exercise, no I don't appreciate your insinuation that we're only doing this because of a book I read, those books are transphobic"