Keep digging boys, we might finally get Cheney
He probably moved them all to George's ranch.
"Heya Dick, long time no see partner."
"Hello George, ...can we store these boxes in your barn? I'm uhh helping Liz to redecorate. Her diary is in there somewhere so she insists no one peeks in the boxes."
"Sure thing Dick! 6 vans? Woowee partner, nothing like some spring cleaning right? Did you see this thing about Pence? Am I glad I left all that spooky stuff to you, Condi and Rummy and never read any of those papers.
Imagine lying about that to the feds, now that's a Texas Rodeo Mexican Stand-off with the feds you don't want to get involved in, imagine having to find a lawyer willing to take that case. I still have nightmares from 9/11"
"Hmm yes, looks like Mike Pence is in a lot of trouble George. 9/11 was a tragedy for many Americans George if you're still traumatized that shows character and courage"
"Yeah but many Americans didn't have to deal with that commitee stuff that turns your brain into a fried corn stick"
"Well George, just like I told you - they never see it from our perspective"
