Author Topic: FIFA World Cup 2022 - Diego still the GOAT (Read 17204 times)

Potato · « **on:** October 19, 2022, 07:23:24 AM »

Did you know?

First world cup in Arab country
Qatar will be second Asian country to host FIFA World Cup
First ever World Cup to be held in winter
First host country to have never played in World Cup before
Smallest nation to host FIFA World Cup
Most expensive world cup
Least number of stadiums to host FIFA World Cup matches
Most compact World Cup ever
28 Days – shortest World Cup ever
First World Cup Without Queen Elizabeth II

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Your home country?
Who will you support if your home team didn't make it/goes out?
Who will win?
Who will be the biggest team to go out in group stage?
Who will be the surprise packet?
Who will win the golden boot?
Your mother's bore username?

Potato · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2022, 07:28:29 AM »

Your home country? Australia
Who will you support if your home team didn't make it/goes out? Denmark/Canada
Who will win? Argentina
Who will be the biggest team to go out in group stage? Portugal
Who will be the surprise packet? Canada
Who will win the golden boot? Messi
Your mother's bore username? fil-her

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2022, 08:19:57 AM »

I'm so hyped for America to kick England's ass. I need the english tears to flow.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2022, 09:03:47 AM »

Your home country? Italy

Who will you support if your home team didn't make it/goes out? USA
Who will win? Germany
Who will be the biggest team to go out in group stage? France
Who will be the surprise packet? South Korea
Who will win the golden boot? Benzema
Your mother's bore username? Lizzo Thee Stallion

jorma · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2022, 09:04:00 AM »

Your home country? Sweden
Who will you support if your home team didn't make it/goes out? Germany
Who will win? France
Who will be the biggest team to go out in group stage? Mexico
Who will be the surprise packet? England
Who will win the golden boot? mmmbop
Your mother's bore username? fil-her thee stallion

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2022, 02:51:28 PM »

Your home country? USA
Who will you support if your home team didn't make it/goes out? Germany. I love their style of football.
Who will win? Germany

Who will be the biggest team to go out in group stage? Brazil.
Who will be the surprise packet? I think USA might make some surprises this year.
Who will win the golden boot? Messi.
Your mother's bore username? Ijtihad.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2022, 02:52:12 PM »

Boooooooo boycott this trash for the death of thousands of slavers

Nintex · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2022, 03:18:56 PM »

Your home country? The Netherlands
Who will you support if your home team didn't make it/goes out? Belgium, after that Ingerland (just because everyone hates them

) and after that Brazil if Bolso is still prez
Who will win? Louis van Gaal (The Netherlands)
Who will be the biggest team to go out in group stage? Germany
Who will be the surprise packet? Qatar, home advantage

Just look at the groups. We get easy mode.
Iran vs. US is going to be fun.

Group A -> Netherlands
Group B -> Ingerland
Group C -> Argentina
Group D -> France
Group E -> Spain
Group F -> Belgium
Group G -> Brazil
Group H -> Portugal

Netherlands - Ingerland -> Netherlands
Argentina - France -> Argentina
Spain - Belgium -> Spain
Brazil - Portugal -> Brazil

Netherlands - Argentina -> Netherlands
Spain - Brazil -> Brazil

Netherlands - Brazil -> Netherlands

Potato · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2022, 03:29:19 PM »

Dutch tears are the sweetest. Can't wait for the inevitable implosion alongside the French infighting.

BIONIC · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2022, 04:05:35 PM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on October 19, 2022, 02:52:12 PM

Boooooooo boycott this trash for the death of thousands of slavers

Indeed. Nobody ever thinks about the sacrifices the poor slavers had to make.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2022, 06:45:19 PM »

Your home country? England
Who will you support if your home team didn't make it/goes out? No one really, will base it on a game by game basis
Who will win? Brazil
Who will be the biggest team to go out in group stage? Portugal
Who will be the surprise packet? Cameroon (or any African team, Senegal are the most fancied of them so maybe not a surprise)
Who will win the golden boot? Benzema
Your mother's bore username? Cream

I'm expecting to the climate to play a big part in this and the tournament to be a pretty shit watch.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2022, 08:37:43 PM »

Hm I might root for Senegal or Morocco if USA loses. Have no idea of their prospects.

Potato · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2022, 09:55:12 PM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on October 19, 2022, 02:52:12 PM

Boooooooo boycott this trash for the death of thousands of slavers

I'm sure the dead workers won't mind if we watch the games that they died to give us. Seems like a waste of their lives if no one watches.

FIFA is responsible for awarding the World Cup to Qatar (and Russia) against all the advice and risk assessments and common sense. I'm not travelling there to watch it, so that's enough of a protest for me. The rest can be managed through my Football Association and through my government who represent me in this type of thing.

Potato · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2022, 10:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Himu on October 19, 2022, 08:37:43 PM

Hm I might root for Senegal or Morocco if USA loses. Have no idea of their prospects.

Reasonable prospects.

Morocco are a good team.

Senegal are the highest ranked African team in the FIFA rankings (not that those rankings mean much) and their coach Aliou Cissé is a certified legend and brilliant at his job + Sadio Mane.

Also, how can you not love a dude with this much style?
https://twitter.com/tweetdeguerre/status/1009119992133050368

MMaRsu · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2022, 08:32:46 AM »

Quote from: Potato on October 19, 2022, 03:29:19 PM

Dutch tears are the sweetest. Can't wait for the inevitable implosion alongside the French infighting.

Could not care less about our dutch football squad 😂😂😂

MMaRsu · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2022, 08:33:43 AM »

Quote from: Potato on October 19, 2022, 09:55:12 PM

Quote from: MMaRsu on October 19, 2022, 02:52:12 PM
Boooooooo boycott this trash for the death of thousands of slavers

I'm sure the dead workers won't mind if we watch the games that they died to give us. Seems like a waste of their lives if no one watches.

FIFA is responsible for awarding the World Cup to Qatar (and Russia) against all the advice and risk assessments and common sense. I'm not travelling there to watch it, so that's enough of a protest for me. The rest can be managed through my Football Association and through my government who represent me in this type of thing.

No it just says we dont care about the dead people and will watch it regardless

Fifa doesnt deserve our views

NekoFever · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2022, 08:47:46 AM »

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Qatar will be second Asian country to host FIFA World Cup

Potato · « **Reply #17 on:** November 08, 2022, 01:11:43 AM »

12 days to go brehs

james · « **Reply #18 on:** November 08, 2022, 10:10:03 AM »

Started filling my work calendar with meetings and appointments

Fuck this euro-centric schedule

Potato · « **Reply #19 on:** November 08, 2022, 06:18:43 PM »

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-11-09/blatter-says-picking-qatar-as-world-cup-host-a-mistake/101631872

Fuck Sepp Blatter

Potato · « **Reply #20 on:** November 09, 2022, 06:14:05 AM »

A bit overdramatic for a squad announcement, but I'll allow it because it's pretty cool

Potato · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2022, 04:11:13 AM »

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2022, 05:20:20 AM »

I can't see Wales qualifying over the USA.

Potato · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2022, 05:23:14 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Russell on November 18, 2022, 05:20:20 AM

I can't see Wales qualifying over the USA.

Maybe I let my personal biases trump what common sense says, but hey, sometimes we have to dream big!

Occam · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2022, 10:58:44 AM »

So two days before the start of the tournament Qatar suddenly remembered it was an Islamic state with sharia law and banned beer (and all other alcohol) in the stadiums. I bet that's going to go over well, because who would want to fly all the way to Qatar and drink beer while watching football (soccer)? Congratulations, FIFA!

MMaRsu · « **Reply #25 on:** November 18, 2022, 01:00:35 PM »

Quote from: Occam on November 18, 2022, 10:58:44 AM

So two days before the start of the tournament Qatar suddenly remembered it was an Islamic state with sharia law and banned beer (and all other alcohol) in the stadiums. I bet that's going to go over well, because who would want to fly all the way to Qatar and drink beer while watching football (soccer)? Congratulations, FIFA!

Well except for the private boxes for the rich and FIFA members

Potato · « **Reply #26 on:** November 18, 2022, 03:19:02 PM »

The best result from all this is that the football is unaffected, but the organisation of the event falls over completely and FIFA suffers severe reputational damage that causes it to open up a transparent internal investigation that outs all the corruption.

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BIONIC · « **Reply #27 on:** November 18, 2022, 03:39:53 PM »

Quote from: Potato on November 18, 2022, 03:19:02 PM

The best result from all this is that the football is unaffected, but the organisation of the event falls over completely and FIFA suffers severe reputational damage that causes it to open up a transparent internal investigation that outs all the corruption.

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This works on two levels:

james · « **Reply #28 on:** November 18, 2022, 03:46:27 PM »

The World Cup failing is karma for continuing to release a shit Fifa game on Switch

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2022, 04:50:54 PM »

no one of sound mind can sit around watching sports for hours without a drink

wtf qatar

Potato · « **Reply #30 on:** November 18, 2022, 06:21:41 PM »

Every time some idiot brings up that the European teams are relying on people from their colonies to win football games, bring this graphic up...

Nintex · « **Reply #31 on:** November 18, 2022, 07:07:27 PM »

I'm sure the Dutch fans will behave well, not cat call, drink, do drugs, say racist things, piss, shit and vomit on the pristine streets of the Kingdom, trash hotels or indeed yell when the Qatari are trying to pray.

Also the football fans of ingerland will not totally beat up the French if their team loses.

Potato · « **Reply #32 on:** November 18, 2022, 07:54:44 PM »

When England sends their fans, they're not sending their best

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Lol at the guy who couldn't say no to the gf/mum

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Kurt Russell · « **Reply #33 on:** November 19, 2022, 07:07:40 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on November 18, 2022, 07:07:27 PM

Also the football fans of ingerland will not totally beat up the French if their team loses.

If one good thing comes out of this tournament, please let it be this.

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #34 on:** November 19, 2022, 07:21:19 AM »

First meme of the World Cup, lads

BIONIC · « **Reply #35 on:** November 19, 2022, 07:26:51 AM »

Today I feel cringe

Nintex · « **Reply #36 on:** November 19, 2022, 08:51:23 AM »

FIFA: "Why aren't you engaging?"

Migrant worker: "I'm literally dead"

Gay: "I'm literally thrown of a rooftop"

Disabled: "I'm literally locked in isolation"

FIFA: "Let's play some football everyone!"

Can't believe this guy told people not to insult slave masters. That's some king shit.

Potato · « **Reply #37 on:** November 19, 2022, 02:29:59 PM »

Re-elected unopposed

Nintex · « **Reply #38 on:** November 20, 2022, 02:53:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1594401139235094533

Potato · « **Reply #39 on:** November 20, 2022, 03:53:44 PM »

Qatar are the first world cup host nation to lose their opening game. Eat shit you corrupt fuckers.

BIONIC · « **Reply #40 on:** November 20, 2022, 03:59:18 PM »

They were absolutely atrocious lmao. Best they could do was try to injure the Ecuadorians. Even their goalkeeper got a yellow card

james · « **Reply #41 on:** November 20, 2022, 04:07:09 PM »

Just realized we won't get any zoomed in videos of hot south American chicks in the stands

Total sausage fest

Islam really is the gayest religion

Potato · « **Reply #42 on:** November 20, 2022, 04:22:04 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on November 20, 2022, 03:59:18 PM

They were absolutely atrocious lmao. Best they could do was try to injure the Ecuadorians. Even their goalkeeper got a yellow card

Listening to poor Martin Tyler trying to speak positively about the Qatari team was excruciating.

Potato · « **Reply #43 on:** November 20, 2022, 04:25:49 PM »

Quote from: james on November 20, 2022, 04:07:09 PM

Just realized we won't get any zoomed in videos of hot south American chicks in the stands

Total sausage fest

Islam really is the gayest religion

A boring football match without without lewds from the cameraman is just a waste of time.

james · « **Reply #44 on:** November 20, 2022, 04:59:32 PM »

Quote from: Potato on November 20, 2022, 04:25:49 PM

Quote from: james on November 20, 2022, 04:07:09 PM
Just realized we won't get any zoomed in videos of hot south American chicks in the stands

Total sausage fest

Islam really is the gayest religion
A boring football match without without lewds from the cameraman is just a waste of time.

Only one thing can maybe redeem this trash

Nintex · « **Reply #45 on:** November 20, 2022, 06:52:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/PeninsulaQatar/status/1594344432060420097

https://twitter.com/PeninsulaQatar/status/1594350088578531328

Potato · « **Reply #46 on:** November 21, 2022, 03:09:13 AM »

Benzema being out puts a massive dent in France's chances. Bloke had been unstoppable this year.

Raist · « **Reply #47 on:** November 21, 2022, 05:10:48 AM »

Didn't know the official mascot is a Klan member. Makes sense I guess.

Nintex · « **Reply #48 on:** November 21, 2022, 06:17:52 AM »

Dutch team captain will probably get a yellow card at the start if they wear the LGBTQ+ armband

Potato · « **Reply #49 on:** November 21, 2022, 08:18:35 AM »

The European nations have all pulled out of wearing the One Love armband after FIFA threatened to yellow card them. Fuck you Gianni you are a corrupt cunt.

Potato · « **Reply #50 on:** November 21, 2022, 08:19:21 AM »

Can't believe that idiot Southgate is starting Maguire.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #51 on:** November 21, 2022, 11:08:50 AM »

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #52 on:** November 21, 2022, 11:11:47 AM »

Christ, our team is dogshit. Should've worn the armband to give them strength.

Nintex · « **Reply #53 on:** November 21, 2022, 11:15:03 AM »

Lmao wtf is this

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #54 on:** November 21, 2022, 11:23:46 AM »

Vincent Jansen?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #55 on:** November 21, 2022, 12:01:55 PM »

Seriously what bin did they find him sleeping in?

Nintex · « **Reply #56 on:** November 21, 2022, 12:44:40 PM »

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #57 on:** November 21, 2022, 12:52:27 PM »

The perspective is messing with my brain

james · « **Reply #58 on:** November 21, 2022, 12:55:30 PM »

I rather watch Iran than the Netherlands, what a horrible team

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #59 on:** November 21, 2022, 01:31:34 PM »

Lol. They wheeled out Biden’s corpse

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