Author Topic: I made a complete fool of myself last night, Now this cute girl wants my nuts!! (Read 8713 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #121 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:01:10 PM »

Naw, her pants wernt removed, she kept saying "I bet you think I'm easy, but im not." blah blah.

Cheebs · « **Reply #122 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:02:02 PM »

lol wrong page

Mupepe · « **Reply #123 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:03:34 PM »

How did she smell? Most girls use some sort of lotion and/or perfume and have a defining scent. No two women smell the same. What's really good, is after you're done playing with her tits and/or fingering her, you can still smell her.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #124 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:04:03 PM »

I have a question, is it supposed to be hard to get your rocks off to a handjob? After a while I was thinking, "Shit I should just finish myself off" but I let her. $:-\$ I shouldn't have cleaned the pipes before hand, but I was worried about being too quick.

I guess she smelled good. She didnt smell bad.

Mupepe · « **Reply #125 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:05:28 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 04:01:10 PM

Naw, her pants wernt removed, she kept saying "I bet you think I'm easy, but im not." blah blah.

Easy way to fix that, start rubbing on her pussy over her pants. This girl sounds slutty enough that if you just got her going, she'd let you unbutton her pants and finger her.

And yes, it's harder that way. Because when you're strokin yourself, you know exactly how fast you want it to go, how hard to squeeze etc. She doesn't.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #126 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:07:50 PM »

I didnt want to take her pants off yet, I'm pretty sure she would have but I dont think she wanted to go so fast.

I was really suprised with myself, after we made the first move and started making out, I was pretty damn smooth. But before the kiss I was pretty pathetic.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #127 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:09:27 PM »

Yeah, if he gets laid before I do I will take a week ban.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #128 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:10:04 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on February 19, 2007, 04:09:27 PM

Yeah, if he gets laid before I do I will take a week pluto.

We'll see.

Mupepe · « **Reply #129 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:10:28 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 04:07:50 PM

I didnt want to take her pants off yet, I'm pretty sure she would have but I dont think she wanted to go so fast.

I was really suprised with myself, after we made the first move and started making out, I was pretty damn smooth. But before the kiss I was pretty pathetic.

Why the hell not??

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #130 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:12:33 PM »

i mean I did, but I didnt want to move to fast either you know? Trust me, I enjoyed myself enough.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #131 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:12:44 PM »

anyways, good luck regardless.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #132 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:15:04 PM »

Did she watch you cum? Oh god that's what I like

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #133 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:15:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 04:15:04 PM

Did she watch you cum? Oh god that's what I like

Unless she closed her eyes. Actually she was closing her eyes for most of it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #134 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:16:14 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 04:12:33 PM

i mean I did, but I didnt want to move to fast either you know? Trust me, I enjoyed myself enough.

Not really. I always wanted to move as fast as possible. Especially when I was a virgin. I dunno. Then I've always been over-horny.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #135 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:22:53 PM »

I'll be alright.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #136 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:25:42 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 19, 2007, 04:16:14 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 04:12:33 PM
i mean I did, but I didnt want to move to fast either you know? Trust me, I enjoyed myself enough.
Not really. I always wanted to move as fast as possible. Especially when I was a virgin. I dunno. Then I've always been over-horny.

see when ever I did that I would always fuck up and end up with the girl never talking to me again, though it was really young when that was going on. So many times when I ended up getting nothing because I pushed for more

so foc is she good looking?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #137 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:27:26 PM »

Yea she's pretty cute. Apperntly she has had a crush on my since October.

Mupepe · « **Reply #138 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:32:25 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2007, 04:25:42 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 19, 2007, 04:16:14 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 04:12:33 PM
i mean I did, but I didnt want to move to fast either you know? Trust me, I enjoyed myself enough.
Not really. I always wanted to move as fast as possible. Especially when I was a virgin. I dunno. Then I've always been over-horny.

see when ever I did that I would always fuck up and end up with the girl never talking to me again, though it was really young when that was going on. So many times when I ended up getting nothing because I pushed for more

so foc is she good looking?

foc is very good looking

anyways, yeah, if the woman thinks you're moving too fast, that's one thing. But I'm just referring to him saying he didn't want to move too fast. unless she's giving me blatant hints (like holding my hand back) or telling me she doesn't want me to do something, i'm going to go for it. Just listen to what they say. If she's letting you do it, she probably wants to do it.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #139 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:35:22 PM »

She was holding my hand back and saying that, so I just didnt do it. I know I could have if I really wanted to though.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #140 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:37:12 PM »

We also had a 30 minute coversation about which of us is the bigger Star Wars nerd.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I won.

[close]

Mupepe · « **Reply #141 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:37:39 PM »

she sounds awesome. and she's in Austin? Hook me up dude. I'll drive 2 hours for her!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #142 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:50:30 PM »

She into porn and stuff. She watches porn by herself and was really open about those sort of things, which was intimidating for me at first.

She also said she want's to have a lesbian experience while she is in college. I sked her "Threesome?" and she said it was a possibility!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #143 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:53:57 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 04:50:30 PM

She into porn and stuff. She watches porn by herself and was really open about those sort of things, which was intimidating for me at first.

sounds like a keeper.

makaveli · « **Reply #144 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:29:15 PM »

show her this site and do you got any body shots

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #145 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:53:18 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 04:50:30 PM

She into porn and stuff. She watches porn by herself and was really open about those sort of things, which was intimidating for me at first.

She also said she want's to have a lesbian experience while she is in college. I sked her "Threesome?" and she said it was a possibility!

Now you're lying.

If she's into porn she no doubt has pics online. No pics, no sale

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #146 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:55:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2007, 06:53:18 PM

If she's into porn she no doubt has pics online. No pics, no sale

just couse she likes porn doesn't mean shes a pornstar.

Edit: is that...is that brittney spears?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #147 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:55:51 PM »

I already showed a pic.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #148 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:56:44 PM »

Wait, the chick with the camera?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #149 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:56:48 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 06:55:51 PM

I already showed a pic.

where, can i see it?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #150 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:58:14 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2007, 06:56:48 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 06:55:51 PM
I already showed a pic.

where, can i see it?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #151 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:00:15 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 19, 2007, 06:58:14 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2007, 06:56:48 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 06:55:51 PM
I already showed a pic.

where, can i see it?
(Image removed from quote.)

thats a girl? i thought that was foc. does she have a mullet?

TVC15 · « **Reply #152 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:01:56 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #153 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:02:39 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #154 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:07:40 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 19, 2007, 07:02:39 PM

I hear you have soft hands.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #155 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:08:29 PM »

I hear you have a soft mouth. Let's do this.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #156 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:09:01 PM »

Yeah, but I have sharp teeth.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #157 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:09:45 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on February 19, 2007, 07:09:01 PM

Yeah, but I have sharp teeth.

You're not supposed to use teeth. $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #158 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:09:59 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 19, 2007, 07:08:29 PM

I hear you have a soft mouth. Let's do this.

Stay the fuck away from my life partner you cunt.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #159 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:15:02 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #160 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:16:08 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #161 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:17:15 PM »

Hey malek:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #162 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:17:35 PM »

IT'S A WHITE SQUARE

OMG STOP IT

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #163 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:19:00 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 19, 2007, 07:17:15 PM

Hey malek:

(Image removed from quote.)

More useful than a phil degree.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #164 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:22:56 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #165 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:55:25 PM »

I never get drunk like that when there's potential poon involved.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #166 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2007, 07:00:15 PM

thats a girl? i thought that was foc. does she have a mullet?

WTF!!!

That's not me! I look alot better.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #167 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:25:46 PM »

heh, no.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #168 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:30:14 PM »

Whatever dude, I'm getting a boner just looking at that picture of me.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #169 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:32:27 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 10:30:14 PM

Whatever dude, I'm getting a boner just looking at that picture of me.

You're pretty much the only one.

Mupepe · « **Reply #170 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:44:14 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 19, 2007, 10:32:27 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 10:30:14 PM
Whatever dude, I'm getting a boner just looking at that picture of me.

You're pretty much the only one.

BlackMage · « **Reply #171 on:** February 19, 2007, 11:36:35 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 19, 2007, 10:32:27 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 19, 2007, 10:30:14 PM
Whatever dude, I'm getting a boner just looking at that picture of me.

You're pretty much the only one.

nuh uh.. wait... .... ... ... .. ... ... damn i tried FoC

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #172 on:** February 19, 2007, 11:37:03 PM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #173 on:** February 20, 2007, 01:21:52 AM »

Should I be making out with a DVD box in my picture?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #174 on:** February 20, 2007, 01:23:15 AM »

Goddamn, you're so lame at this.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #175 on:** February 20, 2007, 01:23:50 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 01:21:52 AM

Should I be making out with a DVD box in my picture?

Hm that should tell you something about her looks lolz

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #176 on:** February 20, 2007, 01:26:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2007, 01:23:50 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 01:21:52 AM
Should I be making out with a DVD box in my picture?

Hm that should tell you something about her looks lolz

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #177 on:** February 20, 2007, 01:30:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2007, 01:23:50 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 20, 2007, 01:21:52 AM
Should I be making out with a DVD box in my picture?

Hm that should tell you something about her looks lolz

What? I think you completely missed the joke there, buddy.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #178 on:** February 20, 2007, 01:31:56 AM »

No, you just suck at e-battles. lolz

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #179 on:** February 20, 2007, 01:33:28 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 20, 2007, 01:31:56 AM

No, you just suck at e-battles. lolz

But succeed in getting a girl to touch my dick.

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Author Topic: I made a complete fool of myself last night, Now this cute girl wants my nuts!! (Read 8713 times)