Author Topic: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES (Read 14675 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** February 25, 2007, 08:41:54 PM »

Red Carpet Whore: "Everyone has a favorite Eddie Murphy movie, mine is Coming to America. What is your favorite Eddie Murphy movie?"

Eddie Murphy: "Hmm. I like them all. I even like Pluto Nash."

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2007, 08:42:55 PM »

Okay.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2007, 08:58:40 PM »

Helen Mirren is so pretty...

MY 400th POST!!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2007, 08:59:08 PM »

Eddie Murphy strikes again!

littlemathletics · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2007, 08:59:22 PM »

He shouldn't be allowed to be self-depreciating.

It's not like Pluto Nash is the only crap movie he's ever made.

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:06:20 PM »

Ban me for a week if marty doesnt get best director

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:07:25 PM »

Haha, Steve Carrell just sold that joke for Ellen.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:10:52 PM »

Pan just got the first Oscar!

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:11:24 PM »

PD will be happy.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:12:30 PM »

I think we can all agree that whatever Scorsese does, Murphy can do better.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:12:58 PM »

Why does Maggie Gyllenhaal look like she's ready to fuck?

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:14:17 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 09:12:58 PM

Why does Maggie Gyllenhaal look like she's ready to fuck?

Cause she is in The Dark Knight.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:16:05 PM »

Seriously, she was trying to act like a slut. I bet she slept with all those A/V guys.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:18:57 PM »

MARK WHALBERG WHERE ARE U

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:20:54 PM »

That was pretty good.

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:21:57 PM »

Pan's Labyrinth again?

Edit: Yeah, that was good.

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:23:15 PM »

that was fantastic.

pan's is going to sweep, fun.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:25:33 PM »

That song was the best thing Jack Black has done since the original Tenacious D album.

Best animated short goes to... some dumb thing I've never heard of.

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:27:14 PM »

Animated short is the best part of the oscars.

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cause marty doesnt win it lol

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:27:59 PM »

Will Smith's kid is so fucking obnoxious. You know he's going to grow up into some conceited, teen-worshipped idol like Nick Cannon. I want to punch him in the face.

And he can't read

Cheebs · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:28:42 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 09:27:59 PM

Will Smith's kid is so fucking obnoxious. You know he's going to grow up into some conceited, teen-worshipped idol like Nick Cannon. I want to punch him in the face.

And he can't read

he is annoying me but he was oddly the best part of pursuit of happyness.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 09:27:59 PM

Will Smith's kid is so fucking obnoxious. You know he's going to grow up into some conceited, teen-worshipped idol like Nick Cannon. I want to punch him in the face.

And he can't read

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:29:29 PM »

HOLY CRAP.

Nicholson looks like Brando. He shaved his head and gained a ton of weight. Did working for Scorcese fuck him up that badly?

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:30:25 PM »

In 30 years you'll be wrong willco. Will Smith's son will star in INDEPENDENCE DAY TWO

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:31:10 PM »

LABOR DAY

Cheebs · « **Reply #25 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:33:55 PM »

Any site have a list of what order the winners are announced in?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:37:15 PM »

They're really botching this sound effect thing. Who gives a fuck about the performers, it's supposed to be in relation to what's on-screen... WHICH I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE THEY'RE FOCUSING ON THE FUCKING PERFORMERS.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:40:16 PM »

Now, Letters From Iwo Jima begins its mission to steal all Oscars from everyone - including Scorcese!

Cheebs · « **Reply #28 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 09:40:16 PM

Now, Letters From Iwo Jima begins its mission to steal all Oscars from everyone - including Scorcese!

clint for best director lol

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:41:53 PM »

Quote from: littlemathletics on February 25, 2007, 08:59:22 PM

He shouldn't be allowed to be self-depreciating.

It's not like Pluto Nash is the only crap movie he's ever made.

Yeah, he had the balls to release Norbert in the weeks running up to the Oscars. Good move, Eddie.

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In case you were wondering, that was sarcasm.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:44:53 PM »

Four generations of sound mixers? Did his great grandfather CREATE sound?

They kicked those fucking sound mixers off the stage! Nobody gives a shit about sound!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:47:13 PM »

EDDIE MURPHY GOT UPSET O SNAP

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:49:24 PM »

Oh no, Marty is getting interviewed! Foreshadowing! :'(

Cheebs · « **Reply #33 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:51:20 PM »

LMS's chances at best picture shot up!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:51:39 PM »

Fuck, I had Marky Mark for best supporting actor. :'(
Still rooting for Kukichi-chan, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:52:17 PM »

Next up is Leo DiCaprio and "distinguished" guests. What the hell is that about? Is it the Coppola, Lucas, Spielberg trio?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:55:46 PM »

Please don't let Hudson win...

Cheebs · « **Reply #37 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:56:19 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 09:51:39 PM

Fuck, I had Marky Mark for best supporting actor. :'(
Still rooting for Kukichi-chan, though.

bad choice! Eddie was the traditional pick with Arkin as the upset pick

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:56:47 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:56:19 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 09:51:39 PM
Fuck, I had Marky Mark for best supporting actor. :'(
Still rooting for Kukichi-chan, though.
bad choice! Eddie was the traditional pick with Arkin as the upset pick

...buhbuh I liked Marky Mark. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:57:00 PM »

Randy Newman is like a Best Song generator.

Cheebs · « **Reply #40 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:57:45 PM »

AL GORE'S SONG LOL

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #41 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:58:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 09:57:00 PM

Randy Newman is like a Best Song generator.

Fuck, I had Melissia Ethridge to win. :'(
At least tell me Cars won Best Animated film and that An Inconvient Truth won best documentary, those were the safe picks.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:58:45 PM »

He didn't win anything, yet... I was just joking that he's nominated for the billionth time.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 25, 2007, 09:59:09 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 09:58:45 PM

He didn't win anything, yet... I was just joking that he's nominated for the billionth time.

Whoops!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:02:30 PM »

AL GORE!!!

My gawd, that bit was hysterical.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:03:04 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 10:02:30 PM

AL GORE!!!

My gawd, that bit was hysterical.

What happened?

Cheebs · « **Reply #46 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:03:59 PM »

watch it!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:05:43 PM »

Leo DiCaprio: Mr. Vice President, are you sure there's not something you want to announce in front of all these people?

Al Gore: Well, since I am out here in front of a billion people and your words have stirred up such feelings. I wasn't prepared to do this, but here it goes... I wish to formally announce to the American public, my int-

OSCAR ORCHESTRA DROWNS HIM OUT IN GET OFF THE STAGE CUE MUSIC

It was pretty funny.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:07:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 10:05:43 PM

Leo DiCaprio: Mr. Vice President, are you sure there's not something you want to announce in front of all these people?

Al Gore: Well, since I am out here in front of a billion people and your words have stirred up such feelings. I wasn't prepared to do this, but here it goes... I wish to formally announce to the American public, my int-

OSCAR ORCHESTRA DROWNS HIM OUT IN GET OFF THE STAGE CUE MUSIC

It was pretty funny.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:08:33 PM »

PIXAR UPSET!!!

SUCK IT CARS, LASSITER IS NOT AWARDED FOR MEDIOCRITY! GET OFF MY STAGE DISNEY!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 10:08:33 PM

PIXAR UPSET!!!

SUCK IT CARS, LASSITER IS NOT AWARDED FOR MEDIOCRITY! GET OFF MY STAGE DISNEY!

Shit, that was the safe pick!

I suck at Oscar pick 'em, I suck at fantasy sports... :'( :'( :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:15:38 PM »

First Departed nom coming up...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:16:52 PM »

... and The Departed wins

Another nail in Marty's coffin. His heart will break when everyone gets an Oscar but him!

Beezy · « **Reply #53 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:18:21 PM »

So The Departed was based on a Japanese film? Lol it's fans are bunch of japafags.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #54 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:18:50 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 10:16:52 PM

... and The Departed wins

Another nail in Marty's coffin. His heart will break when everyone gets an Oscar but him!

Wait, was that best screenplay? Fuck, I had Borat.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #55 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:21:02 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 10:18:21 PM

So The Departed was based on a Japanese film? Lol it's fans are bunch of japafags.

Yeah, it's an Americanized remake.

And yeah, sorry - Borat lost. Sorry, dude!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #56 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:23:29 PM »

Shit, the only one I got right in my picks was best makeup. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:24:22 PM »

Costume design is up next. Which bad pick did you make there?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #58 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:27:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 10:24:22 PM

Costume design is up next. Which bad pick did you make there?

The Queen. Yeah, I didn't put that much thought into that one, although I hope Marie Antoinette loses.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:28:20 PM »

Another DREAMSGIRLS upset!!!

Marie Antoinette wins! Oscars are turning into upset special!

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Author Topic: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES (Read 14675 times)