Author Topic: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES (Read 14538 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #120 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:55:40 PM »

That was seriously bullshit. The first one the Dreamgirls sang shoulda won.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #121 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:56:30 PM »

That was AWESOME. Beyonce is probably crying right now.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #122 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:57:52 PM »

That's pretty cool, though, I'll admit. Beyonce shafted out of EVERYTHING.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #123 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:59:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:56:30 PM

That was AWESOME. Beyonce is probably crying right now.

Overrated bitch.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #124 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:00:37 AM »

Michael Mann Montage!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #125 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:02:08 AM »

EWWW SUPERMAN

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #126 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:06:04 AM »

Film Editing goes to... ?

Either Departed or Children of Men, although it should be the latter.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #127 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:06:36 AM »

Ugh. The Departed won!

If Thelma wins, then Marty loses! It's in the CARDS.

Beezy · « **Reply #128 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:06:54 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:59:15 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:56:30 PM
That was AWESOME. Beyonce is probably crying right now.
Overrated bitch.

Agreed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #129 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:09:36 AM »

Time for the touching dead people montage.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #130 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:09:39 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 26, 2007, 12:06:54 AM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:59:15 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:56:30 PM
That was AWESOME. Beyonce is probably crying right now.
Overrated bitch.

Agreed.

Thanks.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #131 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:13:32 AM »

Save for Peter Boyle and Basil Poledouris, none of those people will be missed.

Especially Robert Altman.

TVC15 · « **Reply #132 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:14:26 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 12:13:32 AM

Save for Peter Boyle and Basil Poledouris, none of those people will be missed.

Especially Robert Altman.

You cunt.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #133 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:15:24 AM »

I hope Robert Altman is sizzling in Hell right now.

Peter Boyle and Basil Poledouris are SAINTS.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #134 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:17:53 AM »

Best actress time! Penelope Cruz would be so hot if she had a nose job. Judi Dench looks like a nightmare. Helen Mirren is a MLF. Meryl Streep is like the dumb movie where she doesn't die or age. Kate Winslett is cute.

WHO WILL IT BE?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #135 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:18:40 AM »

HELEN MIRREN!!!

JACK BLACK, WILL FERRELL GANGBANG CONFIRMED!

And

at this announcer talking about an Indian hand reader - WHAT THE FUCK.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #136 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:19:12 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 12:18:40 AM

HELEN MIRREN!!!

JACK BLACK, WILL FERRELL GANGBANG CONFIRMED!

And at this announcer talking about an Indian hand reader - WHAT THE FUCK.

That was a lock if there ever was one.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #137 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:20:06 AM »

Who ever did the makeup on her for The Queen did a hell of a job. She's decent looking, but looks like a hag in The Queen.

She gave a shout out to the REAL Queen.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #138 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:20:55 AM »

Snakes on a Plane shadow pantomime logo > The Departed shadow pantomime logo

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #139 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:27:42 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 12:20:55 AM

Snakes on a Plane shadow pantomime logo > The Departed shadow pantomime logo

LEFT! TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT! ALL PRAISE THE PLAYSTATION!!!!!!1

spoiler (click to show/hide)

SPORKS!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[close]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #140 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:28:28 AM »

PETER O'TOOLE SHAFTED AGAIN, ACADEMY WILL GIVE HIM HONORARY AWARD WHEN HE DIES LOL

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #141 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:29:42 AM »

Forest Whitaker is making the entire house cry.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #142 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:29:53 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 12:28:28 AM

PETER O'TOOLE SHAFTED AGAIN, ACADEMY WILL GIVE HIM HONORARY AWARD WHEN HE DIES LOL

Fuck! :'(

Beezy · « **Reply #143 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:30:35 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 12:29:42 AM

Forest Whitaker is making the entire house cry.

Did you see his wife?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #144 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:30:46 AM »

HERE IT COMES GUYS MARTY TIME DO OR DIE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #145 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:31:20 AM »

Lucas with a little schtick

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #146 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:32:18 AM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #147 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:32:35 AM »

MARTY WON MARTY WON :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Robo · « **Reply #148 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:32:41 AM »

HAhahahahAh!

Beezy · « **Reply #149 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:33:19 AM »

Took him long enough!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #150 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:34:09 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 12:32:35 AM

MARTY WON MARTY WON :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Stocky · « **Reply #151 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:34:19 AM »

WILLCO PWND

TVC15 · « **Reply #152 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:36:02 AM »

They should revoke the award on account of him making Casino.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #153 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:36:49 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 26, 2007, 12:36:02 AM

They should revoke the award on account of him making Casino.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #154 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:39:16 AM »

And The Departed wins Best Pic. I can't take this $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #155 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:39:27 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 26, 2007, 12:36:02 AM

They should revoke the award on account of him making Casino.

Itch · « **Reply #156 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:40:22 AM »

I called it ya punks. holla at ya boy!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #157 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:41:25 AM »

Fuck fuck fuck. I changed my pick from The Departed last night to Little Miss Sunshine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #158 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:42:06 AM »

MARTY

THE DEPARTED

Marty wins best director right after I see one of his movies. Coincidence?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #159 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:42:41 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 12:39:16 AM

And The Departed wins Best Pic. I can't take this $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

CRY BITCH!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #160 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:48:40 AM »

Solo is right, no matter what. Marty didn't win for his best picture, nor did the best picture of 2006 win tonight. It was a pity Oscar.

ENJOY YOUR PITY OSCAR, SHAKE.

Stocky · « **Reply #161 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:50:39 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 12:48:40 AM

Solo is right, no matter what. Marty didn't win for his best picture, nor did the best picture of 2006 win tonight. It was a pity Oscar.

ENJOY YOUR PITY OSCAR, SHAKE.

cry more, bitch.

Bacon · « **Reply #162 on:** February 26, 2007, 12:51:02 AM »

The Departed is a far better film than Little Miss Sunshine.

Stocky · « **Reply #163 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:03:19 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on February 26, 2007, 12:51:02 AM

The Departed is a far better film than Little Miss Sunshine.

Little Miss Sunshine > The Devil's Rejects > The Departed

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #164 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:04:15 AM »

I love watching Willco cry like the bitch he is.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #165 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:08:15 AM »

Thats good for Scorcese. Doesnt really do anything for me though.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #166 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:09:49 AM »

God, the Oscars suck. Making me sit through three hours of crappy montages, performances of subpar songs, presenters flubbing their lines, and interpretive body art just to see Marty win his award? Lame.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #167 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:11:53 AM »

Quote from: stocky on February 26, 2007, 01:03:19 AM

Quote from: Bacon on February 26, 2007, 12:51:02 AM
The Departed is a far better film than Little Miss Sunshine.

Little Miss Sunshine > The Devil's Rejects > The Departed

TRUTH

It's a shame when Shake notes how The Departed won an Oscar for Best Pic and Marty, we can all roll our eyes because it's a pity Oscar. Just like Denzel's.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #168 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:13:02 AM »

How many Oscars did Sam Raimi win, again? Your eleventh hour trolls do nothing to me, Willcowned.

And its not a pity oscar if it was well deserved; TD was the best directed of all the films nominated (CoM was unfortunately absent).

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #169 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:14:33 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:13:02 AM

How many Oscars did Sam Raimi win, again? Your eleventh hour trolls do nothing to me, Willcowned.

Sam Raimi doesn't bitch and whine for Oscars like Marty. He's pretty content with being loved. Isn't desperate for Academy love, like dear 'ole Marty.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #170 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:15:25 AM »

Read the edit, dude. No other director (besides Cuaron, who wasnt nominated) deserved the honor more than Marty this year. How its a "pity" win is beyond me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #171 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:22:32 AM »

Paul Greengrass > Marty Scorcese

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #172 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:24:11 AM »

Even Paul Greengrass knew he wouldn't win shit. What a faggurt.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #173 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:26:14 AM »

Because he was rightfully denied for Marty's pity Oscar. It was obviously rigged, hence the presenters.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #174 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:28:05 AM »

You're taking this a bit hard now, Willco. You're acting like Hans talking about 9/11.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #175 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:30:59 AM »

oh, willco. oh, willco. who needs a hug?

c'mere, big guy. here's a hug. hands off the goods. it'll be alright!

TVC15 · « **Reply #176 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:31:09 AM »

Paul Haggis > Post Goodfellas Marty.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #177 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:31:20 AM »

How can you deny the fact that it was rigged? Do you think Lucas, Coppola and Spielberg would've presented the award to anyone else BUT Marty. He had the edge the entire time because it was RIGGED.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #178 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:31:43 AM »

Marty fired a rocket into the WTC. Why can't you see that Shake?

TVC15 · « **Reply #179 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:32:37 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 01:31:20 AM

How can you deny the fact that it was rigged? Do you think Lucas, Coppola and Spielberg would've presented the award to anyone else BUT Marty. He had the edge the entire time because it was RIGGED.

+1. Does anyone need any further proof that the whole "No one knows the winners until the envelope is opened" line is BS now?

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Author Topic: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES (Read 14538 times)