Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 2473083 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31800 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:19:00 AM »

I'm a heavy dude, but you don't see me walking around in form fitting shirts and tucking them in!

His parents should be caned.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31801 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:23:40 AM »

He'll be bragging about that for the rest of his life

Reb · « **Reply #31802 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:24:20 AM »

It's to cover his bottom.

ManaByte · « **Reply #31803 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:30:17 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 21, 2009, 03:24:20 AM

It's to cover his bottom.

Gotta hide the shit stains somehow.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31804 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:30:30 AM »

demi · « **Reply #31805 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:31:06 AM »

Yall some haters. He's very well off and I wish to make him my waifu

Bildi · « **Reply #31806 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:43:44 AM »

WOW.

I just keep thinking of the pressure that must be exerted on his shoes.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31807 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:08:12 AM »

The real question is why anyone is buying science fiction games in the first place.

T-Short · « **Reply #31808 on:** August 21, 2009, 10:12:50 AM »

Stolen from facebook:

Battle Of The Creepy Twilight Merchandise

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Which is creepier? The life-size Robert Pattinson silhouette, lurking in your bedroom and watching you sleep? Or "The Vamp" sex toy, which offers a "a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow." It sparkles.

Veidt · « **Reply #31809 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:02:39 AM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #31810 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:44:15 AM »

retains hot or cold temperatures for that authentic experience

Powerslave · « **Reply #31811 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:20:04 PM »

lol T EXP has put me on ignore. He lost

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #31812 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:20:48 PM »

they could mount the cold vampire dildo to the silhouette's crotch.

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Powerslave · « **Reply #31813 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:25:11 PM »

Why are you trolling me continuously? Don't you see that you're just not on my level to make an impact on me?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31814 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:29:42 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on August 21, 2009, 12:25:11 PM

Why are you trolling me continuously? Don't you see that you're just not on my level to make an impact on me?

smh Borys, you took an L. Go back to Sesame Street for a refund

Tieno · « **Reply #31815 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:36:24 PM »

The Gestapo closed my thread http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=31474.0

It may not have been worded that well, but it's actually a serious question I've been thinking about for a while.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #31816 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:37:12 PM »

I blame Borys. Which sort of supports the winning vote in the other closed thread.

Tieno · « **Reply #31817 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:39:13 PM »

Borys stomps the advancement of human knowlege.

Reb · « **Reply #31818 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:41:55 PM »

Euro dumbfuck weekend?

Beezy · « **Reply #31819 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:44:40 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on August 21, 2009, 02:41:55 PM

Euro dumbfuck weekend?

seems so

Tieno · « **Reply #31820 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:50:24 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on August 21, 2009, 02:41:29 PM

I think my thread was more the culprit. Sorry tieno.

I'm not racist or anything dammit.

I know, but racism is just damn funny, except when dealing with actual racists.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #31821 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:55:03 PM »

I duno, I'd say it's a legitimate question seeing as no whitey has run a <10 second 100m.

Another fun factoid:

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In fact only one athlete not of sub-Saharan African descent has ever broken the 10s barrier – Patrick Johnson.

Beezy · « **Reply #31822 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:59:48 PM »

Not saying you guys are racist. Tieno's thread was fine, but instantly went downhill after PD's dumb post. Nothing good was gonna come from Kosma's thread though.

Reb · « **Reply #31823 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:11:59 PM »

Too late, you racist fuck.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #31824 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:13:18 PM »

yup, too late. You will always be "the racist EBer" in my head.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #31825 on:** August 21, 2009, 03:33:05 PM »

I'm watching Paul Mooney.

Rman · « **Reply #31826 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:17:58 PM »

Wow @ that peanut butter thread on GAF.

BlackMage · « **Reply #31827 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Rman on August 21, 2009, 05:17:58 PM

Wow @ that peanut butter thread on GAF.

it's stupid that people are getting all riled up over such a stupid debate. in fact im ashamed at all the Boritos involved in that thread, on either side of the situation.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #31828 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:27:03 PM »

It doesn't help that my cousin almost died due to peanut allergy complications about a month ago. $:-\$ I'm not going to post in that thread anymore. It's a waste of time.

Veidt · « **Reply #31829 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:34:07 PM »

fuck and I just ate M&M peanuts.

BlackMage · « **Reply #31830 on:** August 21, 2009, 05:36:54 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on August 21, 2009, 05:27:03 PM

It doesn't help that my cousin almost died due to peanut allergy complications about a month ago. $:-\$ I'm not going to post in that thread anymore. It's a waste of time.

good

Crushed · « **Reply #31831 on:** August 21, 2009, 06:03:47 PM »

Quote from: Rman on August 21, 2009, 05:17:58 PM

Wow @ that peanut butter thread on GAF.

i was gonna post about that

gaf is full of sociopathic teenagers with absolutely no sense of empathy or human decency? what a surprise

BlackMage · « **Reply #31832 on:** August 21, 2009, 06:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 21, 2009, 06:03:47 PM

Quote from: Rman on August 21, 2009, 05:17:58 PM
Wow @ that peanut butter thread on GAF.

i was gonna post about that

gaf is full of sociopathic teenagers with absolutely no sense of empathy or human decency? what a surprise

no just fake ones. I'm the real fucking deal bitch! err minus the teenager part.

btw, i'm against the banning of peanut products at schools. i hope we are still friends.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31833 on:** August 21, 2009, 06:12:23 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 05:34:07 PM

fuck and I just ate M&M peanuts.

I ate some peanut butter, then a few nutter-butters, and then a handful of raw peanuts. After that I vomited on a group of school children.

Does that make me a bad person?

lennedsay · « **Reply #31834 on:** August 21, 2009, 06:18:18 PM »

What a pathetic thread. I swear, GAF lives off angrily bitching about the stupidest shit they possibly can that in no way, shape or form affects them.

Also:

@ people mentioning kids not getting out of the house more is the cause of all problems. They're sitting, posting on GAF for fuck's sake!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #31835 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:07:52 PM »

My nephew and niece have nut allergies. It's pretty intense and is always an issue...at every restaurant, every time I ask if they want to eat something, when they go to friends' houses, etc. They can go into anaphylactic shock if they eat them or break out into hives if they come into contact with peanut oils. At the very least, they get a nasty rash from the least contact with the stuff (like putting a hand on a counter where peanut butter was cleaned up from.)

So I'm for banning it in a kindergarten class, since the kids may not be mindful of it and accidentally hurt the kid with the allergy (it should be unbanned soon after, once the kid has his/her wits about them.)

There are millions of things a kid can eat and it's not going to kill them if they can't have peanut butter. But it might kill another kid if they do.

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Veidt · « **Reply #31836 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:14:20 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2009, 06:12:23 PM

Quote from: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 05:34:07 PM
fuck and I just ate M&M peanuts.

I ate some peanut butter, then a few nutter-butters, and then a handful of raw peanuts. After that I vomited on a group of school children.

Does that make me a bad person?

No it just makes you a nutter.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31837 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 07:14:20 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2009, 06:12:23 PM
Quote from: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 05:34:07 PM
fuck and I just ate M&M peanuts.

I ate some peanut butter, then a few nutter-butters, and then a handful of raw peanuts. After that I vomited on a group of school children.

Does that make me a bad person?

No it just makes you a nutter.

lennedsay · « **Reply #31838 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:18:47 PM »

You're all nuts.

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Veidt · « **Reply #31839 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:22:16 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 21, 2009, 07:18:47 PM

You're all nuts.

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I heard you mention you're a female. We should hook up. In about a month from now.

lennedsay · « **Reply #31840 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:24:25 PM »

I'm sorry. I have a headache.

Veidt · « **Reply #31841 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:27:06 PM »

This is nuts!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31842 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:34:21 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 21, 2009, 07:24:25 PM

I'm sorry. I have a headache.

I hope you didn't get cracked in the head

lennedsay · « **Reply #31843 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:41:21 PM »

Veidt tried to crack me in the head, but I kicked him in the nuts.

Veidt · « **Reply #31844 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:47:56 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 21, 2009, 07:41:21 PM

Veidt tried to crack me in the head, but I kicked him in the nuts.

My nuts are precious. what the hell. That shit is serious. you know. You don't need your full intelectual capacity to function. So a crack in the head is nut'in..

See that ? Puns are awesome.

lennedsay · « **Reply #31845 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:50:00 PM »

Sorry, I hope you're not allergic to a series of bad puns, because you're just one person here and it's stupid to ban something just for you.

So where are you going to be in a month again?

Veidt · « **Reply #31846 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:52:43 PM »

Oh shiiit.

Veidt's about to get laid.

Rhymes, they are also my specialty.

BlackMage · « **Reply #31847 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 07:52:43 PM

Oh shiiit.

Veidt's about to get laid.

Rhymes, they are also my specialty.

NO SHE WAS JUST ASKING!!!!!

Veidt · « **Reply #31848 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:59:02 PM »

go away.

My ryhmes and puns will lure her into my dark motel room.

lennedsay · « **Reply #31849 on:** August 21, 2009, 07:59:44 PM »

Well, I just wanted to know, because apparently I'm out a cabana boy and need to fill my void.

Veidt, can you fill my void?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #31850 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:03:30 PM »

Are you allowed a cabana girl? Or is that against the rules?

Veidt · « **Reply #31851 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:05:40 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 21, 2009, 07:59:44 PM

Well, I just wanted to know, because apparently I'm out a cabana boy and need to fill my void.

Veidt, can you fill my void?

Shit just got real. Only a few hours till dawn. Everyone leave this place. Leave us to our....matters...

lennedsay · « **Reply #31852 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:07:47 PM »

Who needs a cabana boy anyway? They just quit on you.

Cabana girl.... I like the sound of that...

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31853 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:12:45 PM »

I'll be your cabana girl.

demi · « **Reply #31854 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:13:44 PM »

Lennedsay can I nut on your face?

BlackMage · « **Reply #31855 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:28:16 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 21, 2009, 09:13:44 PM

Lennedsay can I nut on your face?

can i punch yours?!

Powerslave · « **Reply #31856 on:** August 21, 2009, 10:19:26 PM »

Ahh the various discussions on the internets.

Crushed · « **Reply #31857 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:26:33 AM »

back to this kid

[youtube=560,345]fXbIwxnbelw[/youtube]

i couldn't be more proud of my son, pokeyman world champ

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31858 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:31:54 AM »

I can't even watch all of it

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #31859 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:40:32 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 22, 2009, 01:26:33 AM

back to this k
[youtube=560,345]fXbIwxnbelw[/outube]

i couldn't be more proud of my son, pokeyman world champ

To be fair to the other competitors, your son might've gotten a buy-through on account of him being hot as fuck

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Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 2473083 times)