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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)
« Reply #33360 on: September 19, 2009, 07:28:36 PM »
I never understood it either.  Same goes for pin up calendars, of the nude and non-nude type.  And nudie mags.  And nudie playing cards.  And advertising (a chick looking like she's going to orgasm because she's drinking a Diet Coke is insane).
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« Reply #33361 on: September 19, 2009, 07:32:57 PM »
Generic hot girl avatars are the worst. Sorry, Third
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« Reply #33362 on: September 19, 2009, 07:34:08 PM »
Generic hot girl avatars are the worst. Sorry, Third

Yes they are.  I adblock them on sight
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« Reply #33363 on: September 19, 2009, 07:38:29 PM »
I never understood it either.  Same goes for pin up calendars, of the nude and non-nude type.  And nudie mags.  And nudie playing cards.  And advertising (a chick looking like she's going to orgasm because she's drinking a Diet Coke is insane).

that stuff I don't mind as much, but something like a PC, where it's so...personal?  I guess that's the word.

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« Reply #33364 on: September 19, 2009, 07:59:21 PM »
Yes they are.  I adblock them on sight

says the guy with the shittiest avatar on eb

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« Reply #33365 on: September 19, 2009, 08:28:13 PM »
Yes they are.  I adblock them on sight

says the guy with the shittiest avatar on eb

Avatar hit a little too close to home?  I'm sorry I preemptively spoiled your plans.
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« Reply #33366 on: September 19, 2009, 10:08:34 PM »
 ???

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« Reply #33367 on: September 19, 2009, 10:15:54 PM »
wtc

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« Reply #33368 on: September 19, 2009, 10:44:16 PM »
 :lol :lol
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« Reply #33369 on: September 19, 2009, 11:01:05 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #33370 on: September 19, 2009, 11:30:50 PM »
holy shit, this thread is awesome.  it's like The Wire, but about Strip Clubs:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374364
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When I was still on day shift, we had some Indian guy come in at around 1 in the afternoon.
He is the only person there and he sits in the middle of the very first row. As soon as the first girl gets on stage, he whips his dick out and sits there grinning like a damn child.
We tossed him out but he had no idea what he had done wrong.
You know, in some ways I'm on the Indian guy's side, also known as The Paul Reubens defense. You're going to a strip club to get riled up. Going there without spanking it seems unnatural. Provided, you know, that you're not leaving the mess for others to clean up.

With regard to all the other skankery mentioned in that post, I've never been to a Japanese strip club, but apparently if you tip enough you get to actually do the girl. This terrifies me; even more so because it's unclear if condoms are involved or not. Not that I'd ever indulge -- this terrifies me just because the national awareness of HIV/AIDS and other STDs is ridonkulously low. I had a Japanese guy once tell me he went on a sex tour of Thailand. When I asked him how many condoms he went through, he said "None! I paid for 'clean' girls." :smh He's gonna die. And his dick's going to fall off. Not necessarily in that order.

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« Reply #33371 on: September 19, 2009, 11:57:37 PM »
The Japanese Kosma.

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« Reply #33372 on: September 19, 2009, 11:57:59 PM »
:rofl @ that comic
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« Reply #33373 on: September 20, 2009, 04:16:14 AM »
Ho lee shit.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.php?board=916087

I found a secret forum on GameFAQs dedicated to pathetic girl threads.
zzzzz


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« Reply #33375 on: September 20, 2009, 07:53:09 AM »
Ho lee shit.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.php?board=916087

I found a secret forum on GameFAQs dedicated to pathetic girl threads.

:lol wtf
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« Reply #33376 on: September 20, 2009, 10:07:09 AM »
Generic hot girl avatars are the worst.

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« Reply #33377 on: September 20, 2009, 10:48:24 AM »
Thank Crushed, for reminding me about "Hark, a vagrant"



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« Reply #33378 on: September 20, 2009, 12:15:17 PM »
holy fuck at that gamefaq forum

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« Reply #33379 on: September 20, 2009, 12:39:14 PM »
 :lol

are there a lot of secret forums there?

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« Reply #33380 on: September 20, 2009, 01:23:33 PM »
:lol

are there a lot of secret forums there?

Yes.
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« Reply #33381 on: September 20, 2009, 01:27:22 PM »
I was a System Warrior there for a few years  :-[
spoiler (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #33382 on: September 20, 2009, 01:43:24 PM »
That thread about working in a strip club makes me want to work in a strip club.

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« Reply #33383 on: September 20, 2009, 02:01:52 PM »
:lol

are there a lot of secret forums there?

Yes.

well, list them.  I need me some schadenfreude

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« Reply #33384 on: September 20, 2009, 03:01:14 PM »
Ho lee shit.
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.php?board=916087

I found a secret forum on GameFAQs dedicated to pathetic girl threads.
:rofl This will never get old

Generic hot girl avatars are the worst.

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lol
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« Reply #33385 on: September 20, 2009, 03:02:47 PM »
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=916087&topic=5144625

the look on his face is like "so it's come to this...i'm asking people on gamefaqs to rate me"


wait, this forum isn't secret at all. it's the top TurboCD board lol
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« Reply #33386 on: September 20, 2009, 03:03:01 PM »
That thread about working in a strip club makes me want to work in a strip club.

Hey baby
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« Reply #33387 on: September 20, 2009, 03:32:15 PM »
[youtube=560,345]3bInZ7_y4Lw&hd[/youtube]


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LucasArts, get on this right now!!
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« Reply #33388 on: September 20, 2009, 04:39:27 PM »
Video dating from 1987.

[youtube=560,345]nQ-O3c1sjjI[/youtube]
Again, no fatties.
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« Reply #33389 on: September 20, 2009, 04:47:59 PM »
Men in the 80s looked so gay
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« Reply #33390 on: September 20, 2009, 04:58:56 PM »
I'm listening to an 80s mix made up of David Bowie, Queen, Don Henley, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, The Police, etc.

It's so very gay.
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« Reply #33391 on: September 20, 2009, 05:00:41 PM »
Video dating from 1987.

[youtube=560,345]nQ-O3c1sjjI[/youtube]
Again, no fatties.

Maurice  :'(
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« Reply #33392 on: September 20, 2009, 05:18:06 PM »
I'm listening to an 80s mix made up of David Bowie, Queen, Don Henley, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, The Police, etc.

It's so very gay.


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« Reply #33393 on: September 20, 2009, 06:00:57 PM »
That thread about working in a strip club makes me want to work in a strip club.

Hey baby

lmao, not as a stripper

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« Reply #33394 on: September 20, 2009, 06:24:13 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #33395 on: September 20, 2009, 06:37:42 PM »
Raban works hard for da' money, so hard for it honey
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« Reply #33396 on: September 20, 2009, 06:41:49 PM »
So Demi is going to treat him right. 

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« Reply #33397 on: September 20, 2009, 06:49:54 PM »
He's just a steel town boy on a saturday night.
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« Reply #33398 on: September 20, 2009, 07:14:26 PM »
lmao, not as a stripper
It always starts that way....
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« Reply #33399 on: September 20, 2009, 07:25:49 PM »
I'm not understanding how that thread makes you want to work in a strip club.

was it the:
--fountain of shit from the stripper with explosive diarrhea?
--the multiple attempts to backstab the OP?
--the dudes passed out face down in their piss in the bathroom?
--the sociopathic tendencies of everyone who worked there?
--the sad perverts who stalk the strippers? 
--the depressing observations the OP made that seem to have done damage to his perspective on women?



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« Reply #33400 on: September 20, 2009, 07:27:52 PM »
Easy lays, mayne.
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« Reply #33401 on: September 20, 2009, 07:30:05 PM »
Easy lays, mayne.

they didn't sound very easy to me. well, easy to get, but impossible to live down :lol

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« Reply #33402 on: September 20, 2009, 07:33:53 PM »
I'm not understanding how that thread makes you want to work in a strip club.

was it the:
--fountain of shit from the stripper with explosive diarrhea?
--the multiple attempts to backstab the OP?
--the dudes passed out face down in their piss in the bathroom?
--the sociopathic tendencies of everyone who worked there?
--the sad perverts who stalk the strippers? 
--the depressing observations the OP made that seem to have done damage to his perspective on women?


Probably just working at an exciting job.  If you're some IT peon in the back corner of an office building, working some soul crushing retail stint, or some kind of data entry monkey, dealing with chicks that shit all over the stage might be considered better by comparison.
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« Reply #33403 on: September 20, 2009, 07:55:06 PM »
Anybody listen to the new Pearl Jam album yet? It's pretty awesome.  :-*
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« Reply #33404 on: September 20, 2009, 08:02:32 PM »
perhaps you should check that what r u listening to thread over yonder

and yes, it's pretty awesome

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« Reply #33405 on: September 20, 2009, 08:16:06 PM »
I'm not understanding how that thread makes you want to work in a strip club.

was it the:
--fountain of shit from the stripper with explosive diarrhea?
--the multiple attempts to backstab the OP?
--the dudes passed out face down in their piss in the bathroom?
--the sociopathic tendencies of everyone who worked there?
--the sad perverts who stalk the strippers? 
--the depressing observations the OP made that seem to have done damage to his perspective on women?


Probably just working at an exciting job.  If you're some IT peon in the back corner of an office building, working some soul crushing retail stint, or some kind of data entry monkey, dealing with chicks that shit all over the stage might be considered better by comparison.

maybe for about a week to have that surreal experience, after that, fml. 

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« Reply #33406 on: September 20, 2009, 08:22:23 PM »
I agree.  I'm just saying.

I couldn't do it either.  Since I'm in the midwest, my options to bounce a strip club would be some backwater establishment.  According to Jenna Jameson in her autobiography, those backwater strip clubs were much more fucked up than the city ones.  Not sure I could handle it.
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« Reply #33407 on: September 20, 2009, 08:22:47 PM »


Probably just working at an exciting job.  If you're some IT peon in the back corner of an office building, working some soul crushing retail stint, or some kind of data entry monkey, dealing with chicks that shit all over the stage might be considered better by comparison.

Become a police officer.
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« Reply #33408 on: September 20, 2009, 08:24:18 PM »
Jenna Jameson put out an autobiography?!  I gotta read that.   

I read "The Other Hollywood" which told the history of the porn industry through interviews with people who worked in it.  It's just damn fascinating stuff.

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« Reply #33409 on: September 20, 2009, 08:25:00 PM »
Jenna Jameson put out an autobiography?!  I gotta read that.   

I read "The Other Hollywood" which told the history of the porn industry through interviews with people who worked in it.  It's just damn fascinating stuff.

That's some PD level shit right there.

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« Reply #33410 on: September 20, 2009, 08:26:18 PM »


Probably just working at an exciting job.  If you're some IT peon in the back corner of an office building, working some soul crushing retail stint, or some kind of data entry monkey, dealing with chicks that shit all over the stage might be considered better by comparison.

Become a police officer.

GAF hates authority figures
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« Reply #33411 on: September 20, 2009, 08:27:34 PM »
Except mods. Well, until they get banned by them, anyways.
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« Reply #33412 on: September 20, 2009, 08:29:45 PM »
Jenna Jameson put out an autobiography?!  I gotta read that.   

I read "The Other Hollywood" which told the history of the porn industry through interviews with people who worked in it.  It's just damn fascinating stuff.

http://www.amazon.com/Make-Love-Like-Porn-Star/dp/0060539097/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpi_5

I snagged a PDF of it some time ago.  Not sure if it is still floating around but there's the book.
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« Reply #33413 on: September 20, 2009, 08:39:18 PM »
That thread about working in a strip club makes me want to work in a strip club.

Hey baby

lmao, not as a stripper

Well, if you ever need a cash injection. Let me know.
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« Reply #33414 on: September 20, 2009, 09:20:42 PM »
"Cash" being a euphemism for "penis".
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« Reply #33415 on: September 20, 2009, 09:26:02 PM »
I don't think you know how this works, Joe.
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« Reply #33416 on: September 20, 2009, 09:35:17 PM »
Jenna Jameson put out an autobiography?!  I gotta read that.   

I read "The Other Hollywood" which told the history of the porn industry through interviews with people who worked in it.  It's just damn fascinating stuff.

That's some PD level shit right there.


what's that mean?   :'(   

hey, soc undergrad here, I'm allowed to be interested in porn and furries without being associated with the moral reprehensible sides. I mean, I should at least get something for this worthless degree  :lol

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« Reply #33417 on: September 21, 2009, 01:10:46 AM »
The OP for the Tokyo Game Show discussion thread should have this for the lulz.

Shamelessly stolen from a GAF thread.
[youtube=560,345]zKH3iemEd-A[/youtube]
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« Reply #33418 on: September 21, 2009, 01:14:28 AM »
The OP for the Tokyo Game Show discussion thread should have this for the lulz.

Shamelessly stolen from a GAF thread.
[youtube=560,345]zKH3iemEd-A[/youtube]

:barf
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« Reply #33419 on: September 21, 2009, 01:38:26 AM »
Holy shit that is amazing :rofl
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