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Phoenix Dark

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Some people just had a negative opinion on police/authority figures. They have no understanding of reality, like Green Shinobi, and seem to think the world would work better without the police using authority in tough situations. The police are always the bad guys to those type of fuck tards
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I guess if they were sufficiently trained they could take down and cuff the dude, but cops aren't trained for that.  At the end of the day he was doing the wrong thing so tough shit for him.

And boy am I relieved my penis is bigger than his.

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Some people just had a negative opinion on police/authority figures. They have no understanding of reality, like Green Shinobi, and seem to think the world would work better without the police using authority in tough situations. The police are always the bad guys to those type of fuck tards

And the funny thing is that the vast majority of these idiotic kids have never had any actual interaction with actual cops, outside of maybe a speeding ticket.


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Some people just had a negative opinion on police/authority figures. They have no understanding of reality, like Green Shinobi, and seem to think the world would work better without the police using authority in tough situations. The police are always the bad guys to those type of fuck tards

Yeah, I know that.  But that obviously doesn't stop me from arguing with them.  :-\
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I wouldn't have tazed him.  I would have played russian roulette with his penis.

Honestly though, the officers handled the "drunk naked wizard resisting arrest" situation very well.

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I guess if they were sufficiently trained they could take down and cuff the dude, but cops aren't trained for that.  At the end of the day he was doing the wrong thing so tough shit for him.

And boy am I relieved my penis is bigger than his.

I'm pretty sure that they have the skills to put him down without knee him, pulling his hair and tase him multiple times, they just didn't want to touch his dick.
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Phoenix Dark

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what dick?
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I guess if they were sufficiently trained they could take down and cuff the dude, but cops aren't trained for that.  At the end of the day he was doing the wrong thing so tough shit for him.

And boy am I relieved my penis is bigger than his.

I'm pretty sure that they have the skills to put him down without knee him, pulling his hair and tase him multiple times, they just didn't want to touch his dick.

What skills would those be?

Just because I'm a martial arts expert, doesn't mean that all police officers are.  In fact, very few are.

They started with minimal force, and escalated the level of force as each prior level failed.
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Diunx

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I don't know I'm just assuming that police officers are trained in at least basic hand to hand combat just in case their tasers run out of batteries.
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dammitmattt

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I don't know I'm just assuming that police officers are trained in at least basic hand to hand combat just in case their tasers run out of batteries.

So you would've rather had them beat the shit out of him, possibly doing serious and permanent damage?

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I'm pretty sure that they have the skills to put him down without knee him, pulling his hair and tase him multiple times, they just didn't want to touch his dick.

:lol That could be true.

But really, I'm thinking they'd need some reasonable martial arts training to reliably, quickly, and safely take people down in these situations and cuff them.  I'm no expert but I'm guessing the police force doesn't have the funds to carry out this level of training.

I don't know if the cops could have taken him down more efficiently but if the guy weren't doing something illegal in the first place, the whole situation would have been avoided anyway.

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And the funny thing is that the vast majority of these idiotic kids have never had any actual interaction with actual cops, outside of maybe a speeding ticket.
Or they might know cops outside work and know how they truly are. It's deeper than rap.
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Cops were probably worried he would have some similar to a meth freakout. Don't underestimate the strength of an agitated drugged out motha'fugga. Even with three cops, they couldn't keep his still enough to cuff him.
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GAF doesn't like cops for really no reason.

If you check GAF threads on a regular basis, almost all of them consider themselves victims of an oppressive system.  They envision themselves as revolutionaries: guys who are so far above the plane of the plebs that rules don't really apply to them whether it be issues such as piracy (many feel entitled to pirate) or dealing with authority.

Despite all of that, if their MacBooks are taken they'll bawl to the police.
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WrikaWrek

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Just because I'm a martial arts expert, doesn't mean that all police officers are.

Word?

What kind of stuff do you know? Jiu Jittsu and stuff?

I've been wanting to get into Jiu Jittsu. I did Taekwondo for years, but then dropped it as i was no longer interested in it.

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Just because I'm a martial arts expert, doesn't mean that all police officers are.

Word?

What kind of stuff do you know? Jiu Jittsu and stuff?

I've been wanting to get into Jiu Jittsu. I did Taekwondo for years, but then dropped it as i was no longer interested in it.

Been training martial arts since I was 12.  Started in karate, got my black belt.  Then I switched to Brazilian Jiu-jitsu about six years ago.  I've also trained off and on in kickboxing/Muay Thai over the past 8 years.
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Lol Police tazered a naked men when they had him outnumbered 3-1. What a bunch of fucking distinguished effete fellows.

Tell me what you would have done to subdue the man.
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i read that as 'seduce'

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i read that as 'seduce'

Coincidentally, that is going to be Kosma's answer.
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Well they just handcuffed him, how hard is that? People get handcuffed wordwide without being tazered.

This wasnt some big strong guy to begin with, there were 3 of them for crying out loud.

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 don't know if I would tazer him. I don't know the situation prior to the video, or the context.

But what I did see was the officers starting out by simply trying to reason with him. Asking, quite politely, for the man to put on his clothes. He refused.

The officers then appeared to try to make a lawful arrest. But the man resisted. And a naked man resisting can be a difficult man to cuff without using force.

Initially, the officers tried to use low-level pain compliance (a wristlock). That apparently had no effect, and the man continued to resist. The officers then escalated the use of force by taking him down, pinning him down, and grabbing his hair.

But note that the man continued to resist, and the officers couldn't control him. The leads to quite the dilemma for the officers. I mean, they can't just give up and leave. They, apparently, have to subdue this man somehow. And there's only so many options they have.

They could keep wrestling with him, for who knows how long. maybe one of them will get injured in the brawl.

Or, hell, they could start beating on him. Yeah, that'll work. Oh wait, but that will look even worse, and give the man even more prolonged injuries.

Or they could tazer him. A tazer being a device which is used thousands of times a year with no more lasting effects on the subject than remembering how much it fucking hurt for those five seconds.

Looks like a textbook case of a tough fucking situation. I don't know what I'd do. But by all means, rail against these cops as inhuman bastards.
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WrikaWrek

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The tasing of the back of the neck was a bit too much though.


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probably posted already, but i'm lolling again

[youtube=560,345]G7oGx2dImE8[/youtube]

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WrikaWrek

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I'm nearly crying, i want to put some quotes, but that video is too quotable, the lyrics and the delivery is INSANE  :lol

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http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/2009/04/girl-381.html

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dammitmattt

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Injured in the brawl? This is one drunken guy, against three police men. If they just move in he's down on the ground in 5 sec. Unless they are complete distinguished effete fellows.

And as for resisting arrest, he wrestles himself free and they immidietly tazer him. Lame.

Plus those cops are fucking fat, how do they pass the physical exams?

PS: Im not saying they are inhumane bastards, just a bunch of distinguished effete fellows that couldnt even handle one dude without a tazer. F A G S

When's the last time that you wrestled a huge, intoxicated naked guy to the ground and handcuffed him by yourself?  Until you do that daily, shut the fuck up about something that you don't understand.

You make such a big deal that the cops outnumber the guy.  Of course they outnumber him.  Cops should always outnumber the guy they're trying to arrest for instances like this when he's squirmy fuck with super strength and fights back.  You see, guys like this might get arrested once a month, a year, or a lifetime, but cops are arresting people every single day in some instances, and they need to do it safely without injury so they can live to fight another day.  Outnumbering the guy and the use of devices like tazers is for their own protection.

Again, you don't know shit about this situation, so why are you even bothering to comment.  Stick to posting pictures of yourself so pretend queers can pretend to fawn over you and your tales of fucking fake-breasted Eurotrash.

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i think he just insulted us fake queers
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dammitmattt

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i think he just insulted us fake queers

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Himu

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probably posted already, but i'm lolling again

[youtube=560,345]G7oGx2dImE8[/youtube]

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dammitmattt

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=359548

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I like your style.  I'm surprised that you haven't gotten banned yet.

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This guy should be EB's mascot.
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''rape me in the thighs''

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omg make korean guy eb's mascot
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I am in love powerslave. Tell me who that lass is.
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Powerslave

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I am in love powerslave. Tell me who that lass is.

HEY! I was in love first  :maf

Himu

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we can share her, boo :-*
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Powerslave

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wow I never thought about it that way before  :-[

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dammitmattt

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Bitter much?

Those cops are F A G S and so are you it seems for thinking its normal to tazer a naked drunk guy, even after he is down in the neck. Choke on a dick. Bunch of focking distinguished effete fellows.

But thats how things got done in Alabama I guess.  :lol

I almost shed a tear here.

No, I'm not fucking bitter.  I'm happily married to an awesome, good-looking girl.  But the fact remains that you don't know what the fuck you are talking about until you actually have tried to do their job, so you just look like the typical pussy who's only tough behind their keyboard.

And please tell me what an expert you are on Alabama.  Please!

WrikaWrek

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Ok back the fuck off, Kosma is just keeping it real.

Here in Europe we keep it real.

Goddamnittmatt. I don't want to have my mangs here knock your teeth out with an internet roundhouse kick. Alabama style mother fucker



























demi

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You guys are arguing over a small dicked wizard
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WrikaWrek

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You know i thought it would grow or some shit after being tazed. It's what happens in Crank, the guy gets tazed, and he gets horny.

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You guys are arguing over a small dicked wizard

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Kara

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You guys are arguing over a small dicked wizard

maybe he cast a spell on them

Phoenix Dark

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And the funny thing is that the vast majority of these idiotic kids have never had any actual interaction with actual cops, outside of maybe a speeding ticket.
Or they might know cops outside work and know how they truly are. It's deeper than rap.
???

You took a Boogie post and pasted my name in
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dammitmattt

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I'd take two fake breasted eurotrash girls over a fugly redneck hillbilly bitch anyday. And post some more pics of your dog, so awesome I cant wait.

If the cops did something like that anywhere civilized (Netherlands) theyd be out of a job. Just cause you live in a shithole where 60 years ago you were still lynching distinguished black fellows (Alabama) where the cops can do what they like doesnt mean the whole world is like that. But then you'd never know, would ya?

The only tough behind a keyboard comment is exactly what I expect from someone like you, cuz like in the real world youd punch me in the face amirite?

Yeah, that girl in my avatar sure is ugly.

And I'm calling you a pussy because you sit behind your keyboard calling these other guys pussies when you don't have a clue what it takes to do their jobs and have never actually attempted to do what you're calling them pussies for.  When you're an expert, then you have the right to call them pussies, but until then, shut the fuck up.

And I'm not saying I'm tough at all.  I'm just saying that YOU are a pussy for calling these guys pussies, get it?
« Last Edit: April 24, 2009, 01:52:46 PM by dammitmattt »

Phoenix Dark

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can we get a bigger pic of her please? she sorta looks like Michelle from 24  :o
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dammitmattt

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She doesn't really look like Michelle, but here's her at Turner Field.  I don't really have many pictures in my Photobucket account.



Kestastrophe

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cock tits or gtfo
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AdmiralViscen

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That chick in your avatar is your wife? That's awesome

Phoenix Dark

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Not bad. She's not disgustingly skinny (based on that arm), instead at a good weight. Grats sir, grats

She's better looking - and I bet has a better personality - than any ugly conquest chick Kosma has posted
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Enough already, plz.
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dammitmattt

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Not bad. She's not disgustingly skinny (based on that arm), instead at a good weight. Grats sir, grats

She's better looking - and I bet has a better personality - than any ugly conquest chick Kosma has posted

 :lol :lol :lol

Thanks.  She's tallish for a girl (5'6") and has always been a bit athletic, so she'll never be "disgustingly skinny," and yes, she's hilarious and has a great personality, plus she's a hospice social worker, so she's doing more good for people in her career than any of us are.

She looks plain and boring sorry I've had better (and worse).

If being civilized is being a pussy in your eyes I'm fine with that, until you get a clue that whats considered normal in your shithole isnt normal elsewhere I'm cool with being called a pussy. Just because you have no clue.

Your philosophy is all kinds of fucked up that you'd call someone "plain and boring" based on a single picture with absolutely zero context.  What would be exciting?  If she was wearing next to nothing and humping the statue while flashing you?

Anyway, you still don't know what you are talking about in regards to my wife, the state I live in, or the jobs that cops do, so just leave it alone.  And like Boogie (someone who's far more knowledgeable about this than your or I) said earlier, the cops did absolutely nothing wrong, so yes, their response was normal not just where I live, but everywhere.

Kestastrophe

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Kosma you so crazy. Dammitmatt's wife is smokin hot. For more evidence of Alabama hotness, watch MTV's Two-a-DaysTM
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Kestastrophe

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And I bet she's one of the first 5 girls you fucked too. Maybe even your high school GF. How perfect  :-X
>:( Dude, why so personal. I married my highschool girlfriend  :-[
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