The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[Phoenix Dark]

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DENIS DYACK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

MITT ROMNEY?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

[Joe Molotov]

never stopped cheebs or lyte edge!

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real men donate plasma

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Except Cheebs doesn't ask, he just tells them, as he sips a latte from the backseat of the car.

[Phoenix Dark]

I could totally imagine Cheebs having his mother go into Game Stop to buy his games. Then when she comes out with the wrong version of Pokemon he yells at her and makes her go back in

[Madrun Badrun]

I could totally imagine Cheebs having his mother go into Game Stop to buy his games. Then when she comes out with the wrong version of Pokemon he yells at her and makes her go back in

   This will never get old. 

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I have sent my mom for games and sent her back when it was the wrong one  :'( :'( :'(

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[Flannel Boy]

WTF is wrong with you Arvie!

[BlueTsunami]

If I had a necktie on, I'd be pulling at it right now. That's worse than Cheebs and Minivans

[Cheebs]

Nah, she's too nice. She is a very stereotypical preschool teacher.

[Madrun Badrun]

WTF is wrong with you Arvie!

I was like 14!  That was what was wrong with me. 

[Diunx]

My mom once got me the wrong tamagoshi, I got pretty pissed off that day.

[Don Flamenco]

I threw a tantrum when my mom rented Track and Field 2 instead of Friday the 13th.  She was like "but I asked for the new one that kids wanted"    was just like when bart got the golfing game instead of Bonestorm.

[BlueTsunami]

Not about me being a brat but I remember being babysat around 8 years old. I owned Ghosts and Goblins on the NES and had it taken away for the time I was in the babysitters place that day (she was a middle aged woman who was a religious). I was all like wtf. Shit was no GTA, if anything I was doing the world a solid for fighting evil.

[Trent Dole]

[youtube=560,345]gJdDRkQLOds[/youtube]

[GilloD]

God, WTF. You guys keep posting videos I saw YEARS ago, forgot about and brought up in idle conversation like yesterday. You're FREAKING ME OUT. I love that ipecac one, especially when he's like "TAKE BACK THE MONEY" as if that would end the vomiting.

Also: When I was a kid I got a fucking HUGE splinter in my foot. We had to go to hospital to get it out. On the way home I asked my Dad to rent Astyanax, which I'd been eying up forevs.

He rented Klax instead.

[BlueTsunami]

Astyanax was the shit. I actually played the first level on that NES emulator site recently but got bored on the first level :/ . I used to play it like crazy at my Grandmothers when I was a kid (they had their own NES)

[Madrun Badrun]

Is Red Alert 3 on the 360 really fucking hard?  I can't get past like level 5 on the soviet campaign.   :'(

[BlueTsunami]

I love how the expression is perfectly translated form He Man

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Dickie Dee]

    

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Taken from Shawn Elliot's Twitter

http://www.xhamster.com/movies/45363/she_loves_cream_of_wheat.html

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[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=560,345]S7X7Xp5SZLs[/youtube]
SMH

can we please take technology away from black people 

[BlueTsunami]

Oh man.... oh maaaaan 

[T-Short]

that's how Lil' Kim looks now? holy shit.

[TVC15]

I don't think I posted this, but that terrible Lil Kim/T-Pain thing reminded me of this Hater article on the also terrible Black Eyed Peas.  Some of the rambling in the video has to be heard to be believed.  These people are like actually distinguished mentally-challenged.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-black-eyed-peas-are-starring-in-the-net-2-elec,26820/

[Phoenix Dark]

smh

Every now and then I check out the billboard charts, just to see what the top songs in the country are. So awhile ago I checked and realized oh snaps, the Black Eyed Peas have another #1 song that I haven't heard. Checked it out...and wtf. Fergie is right, there IS no hook. wtf is wrong with people

btw what does that native american guy actually DO

[Fresh Prince]

He is actually Filipino.

BEP actually used to be a good/great act. I suppose turning pop was the best thing for them as they didn't have many fans in the middle ground.

[Fresh Prince]

Well I was wrong.

[Phoenix Dark]

He is actually Filipino.

BEP actually used to be a good/great act. I suppose turning pop was the best thing for them as they didn't have many fans in the middle ground.

They were never great. Just an average underground act with better production than their peers

Will.I.Am is talented, I wonder what he thinks about the shit his "band" makes.

[TVC15]

Will.I.Am is talented, I wonder what he thinks about the shit his "band" makes.

He might be talented, but judging from that video he's about as distinguished mentally-challenged as Fergie, so I doubt he thinks much.

[FatalT]

A mother cares for her child with cancer. Click through the pictures and read the captions. There's 40 of them in total.

You gonna cry.

http://www.poyi.org/64/WUA/index.php

[Eric P]

[youtube=560,345]S7X7Xp5SZLs[/youtube]
SMH

can we please take technology away from black people 

i clicked on this and went to a random section of the song and i heard this line

"he said he wanna explore me like the internet"

[tiesto]

(Image removed from quote.)

  saw that on Roissy's blog the other day. One of my friends is a big Fleshlight evangelist so I had to direct him to that.

[pilonv1]

wtf was the news story on fleshlights

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I occasionally see Lil' Kim on Dancing with the Stars, she's really pretty. A tad short though.

[Diunx]

That video looks like a parody.

[Powerslave]

[youtube=560,345]S7X7Xp5SZLs[/youtube]
SMH

can we please take technology away from black people 

[Ganhyun]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=360678



omg

[Kestastrophe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15726103&postcount=94

The part about The Last Wish...........smh

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=560,345]S7X7Xp5SZLs[/youtube]
SMH

can we please take technology away from black people 

i clicked on this and went to a random section of the song and i heard this line

"he said he wanna explore me like the internet"

quotable song, or most quotable song?

"he wanna cum through and put me on his hard drive"

[Howard Alan Treesong]

that T-Pain song

I can't tell what's real and what's parody any more

mind

BLOWN

[Eric P]

my baby got me number one in his top 8

it's like your mom tried to make a sex rap about the internet based on what she had learned from local news reports

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I think there is ad-lib of "tweet tweet tweet" but I wasn't about to listen twice to confirm

[Eric P]

(TPain)
Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you ,
cybersurfin
so when you gun' call me?
(flirtin)
when you gunna come thru?
(whats your fantasy?)
All i wanna do is download
When you gunna let me download?
Shawty up shawty down low
when you gunna let me download?

(Lil Kim)
Im on myspace and its type late
my baby got me number one on his top eight
its computer love
we dont mind to hate
they just myspace freaks tryna find a date
We up all night ,havin cybersex
he chat ,i chat though we neva met
He said he wanna explore me like tha internet
its like a orgasm everytime he send a text
He wanna download
He likes to download
lil kim songs and put em on his ringtone
he even got my screen saver on his iphone
i get more hits than a t-inzone
we goin back and forth
sendin emails
he a thug so i hit em' on his gmail
his sense of humor got me writin L-O-L
i sent pictures of myself straight to tha cell

(chorus)
shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
cybersurfin
so when you gun' call me?
when you gun' come thru?
all i wanna do is download
when you gun' let me download?
shawty up shawty down low
when yu gun' let me download?

(lil kim)
He been lookin at my sexy pics
said he diggin my sexy hips
he wanna kiss my sexy lips
and download me on his floppy disk
lil kim is the only one on his mind
he wanna come thru and put me on his hard drive
three o'clock in the morning ,we be online
others send friend requests
but they get denied
he type i miss you
i type back to let him know the feelings mutual
its just myspace love
but its beautiful
he love to watch my videos on youtube
hey ,its like everytime i log on
i get so turned on
computer love playin in tha back
(thas ma song)
the only one that have me up all night long
feel like a fantasy
chemistry is so strong


[Download (Feat. T-Pain) Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ]

(chorus)
Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
cybersurfin'
so when yu gun' call me?
when yu gun' come thru?
all i wanna do is download
when yu gunna let me download?
shawty up shawty down low
when yu gun' let me download?

(bridge)
? lookin at these pictures
and when i see you
up close and personal
so i cant touch you
aint nuttin
?? like an insomniac
im here now
grab me where my heart dropped???
i meant what i said when i typed that
lil mama scream my name if you like that
aint nothin like computer love

(chorus)
Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
cybersurfin'
so when yu gun' call me?
when yu gun' come thru
all i wanna do is download
when yu gun' let me download?
shawty up shawty down low
when yu gunn' let me download?

(lil kim)
screamin all night
till we go sign out
where we go from here?
well we gun' find out
i gave him my number
i got his number
thas how it is with computer love
if you a myspace freak thro it up one time
come thru show a little love one time
browsin for my friend
my baby's not around
so hit me up if you online right now

(chorus)
Shawty i been lookin at these pictures of you,
cybersurfin'
so when yu gun' call me?
when yu gun' come thru
all i wanna do is download
when yu gun' let me download?
shawty up shawty down low
when yu gunn' let me download?

[Brehvolution]

 

[Mr. Gundam]

GAF crashed?

[Brehvolution]

GAF crashed?

Look at all the guests.

[fistfulofmetal]

omg noooooo

[Jamesfrom818]

GAF crashed?

Yep.

[fistfulofmetal]

GAF crashed?

Yep.

nope

[Jamesfrom818]

GAF crashed?

Yep.

nope

Well its back now but it was down earlier.

[fistfulofmetal]

liar

[Ganhyun]

it was definitely down for a few minutes there.

[Eric P]

MEGATON

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/5274073/Van-Goghs-ear-was-cut-off-by-friend-Gauguin-with-a-sword.html

[Reb]

How do I turn multiple jpgs into a PDF?

I would end up using Word, and then converting the Word file to PDF.

[Rman]

  @ the art megaton.

[drew]

 

[Fresh Prince]

I occasionally see Lil' Kim on Dancing with the Stars, she's really pretty. A tad short though.

That's because she looks like a transvestite.

I stand by old BEP by being a 'good' act. Their production was good, Ap-at-tap-ap is a good rapper and they had some catchy songs.

[Eric P]

tragically all of our true scholars are on forums now

[The Sceneman]

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[TVC15]

MEGATON

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/5274073/Van-Goghs-ear-was-cut-off-by-friend-Gauguin-with-a-sword.html

Jesus, that passes as scholarship these days?

HE WAS ALSO GAY!

[Boogie]

CajoleJuice sighting!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15730962&postcount=11

[Eric P]

the brother of the man who invented the revolver killed his creditor, salted the corpse and had it sent to new orleans.

http://web.ku.edu/~zeke/bartleby/Giddings.html

In mid-afternoon of September 17, 1841, Samuel Adams, the proprietor of a printing shop at the corner of Ann and Gold Streets, was seen strolling up Broadway. He had told an acquaintance that he was going to call on John C. Colt, who owed him money in connection with the printing of the latter's work on bookkeeping. He then vanished from sight. Five days later Horace Greeley's New York Tribune, an Ann Street neighbor of Adams's, briefly noted the disappearance and put out a call for information. On Sunday, the 26th, Adams's body, crated and consigned to New Orleans, was found on board the Kalamazoo, which was docked at the foot of Maiden Lane. Colt was charged with the killing of his creditor. The murder and the subsequent trial, which began on January 17, 1842, and ended with the jury's decision on the 30th, created a sensation unprecedented in the annals of New York City crime. The killing had occurred in Colt's office on the second floor of a building at the corner of Broadway and Chambers Street.7 After an initial denial, the defense admitted that Colt had killed Adams with a hatchet, insisting that the act had been committed in self-defense. It was admitted, too, that Colt--a brother of Samuel Colt, the inventor of the revolver--had boxed the body and had it carted off to the Kalamazoo. The possibilities of premeditation, accidental slaying in the heat of quarrel, and self-defense were debated in the course of the trial. The fact of Colt's killing Adams was not, except at the very outset, in question.

The jury's decision that Colt should be hanged did not bring an end to the excitement. All avenues of appeal were tried. Prominent citizens publicly took sides. New testimony was offered in the press.8 Henry Anthon, the noted clergyman and brother of the even more noted Columbia College classical scholar, conferred with Colt in his cell and was convinced of the veracity of the condemned man's story.9 In mid-November Governor Seward turned down the final appeal for clemency. On November 18th, the day set for the hanging, Colt was married to Caroline Henshaw, his mistress, thus legitimizing the daughter who had been born shortly before the trial. Henry Anthon performed the ceremony in Colt's cell. Long before four o'clock, the hour set for the hanging, the prison yard was filled to capacity with eager sensation seekers.10 When, a few minutes before four, Anthon and others entered Colt's cell to conduct him to the gallows, they found him dead, a knife through his heart. That the death-wound was self-inflicted was clear; how Colt had got the weapon was not.11 At about this time fire broke out in the wooden cupola of the Tombs Prison, a circumstance later viewed by some as a diversion to effect the escape of Colt. As one today reads the New York City newspapers of 1841 and 1842, it is easy for him to understand why the Colt case became a good deal more than a nine days' wonder.

new york murder can be rather fascinating