Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3054355 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37200 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:43:08 PM »

DEAD EYES

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37201 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:44:19 PM »

Wouldn't.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37202 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:45:31 PM »

The rest of the body is A+, Bob.

... but she doesn't have any body shots online for some reason. I will dig harder.

Vizzys · « **Reply #37203 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:47:55 PM »

[youtube=560,345]cP2PSCRIhjA[/youtube]

youre all the same!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37204 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:49:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 03, 2009, 04:23:31 PM

I guess.

I felt bad, because I found out sometime later that a student had basically used her as a sperm bank and completely manipulated her. And she was totally clueless of how she was being used until one of her friends really hammered it home; up until that point, she thought they had a normal boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

... but the guy would come over and ask for money (her parents were well off), bang her, go out with his real girlfriend and not speak to this girl for days at a time. She even told a friend a story about how this guy demanded oral sex during a dinner that she was treating him to, they left to the restroom so she could oblige and after she was done, he left without saying goodbye before the meal was over.

I was like, "What the fuck."

D.E.N.N.I.S. System ftw

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37205 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:50:36 PM »

God, he even sounds like Venture in real-life.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37206 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:16:21 PM »

I'm sure wilco, after he gets buns of steal from his extensive elliptical training, will get the pretty girls.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37207 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:46:02 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 03, 2009, 05:14:06 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 03, 2009, 04:38:36 PM
Would you, Green Man? Here's a pic of the chick I was talking about:

(Image removed from quote.)

This is the hottest chick that's ever been interested in Willco.

smh

I lol'd

demi · « **Reply #37208 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:46:13 PM »

I would fap to the thought of Willco banging an autistic chick

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37209 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:48:02 PM »

Autistic Girl: AIIEEEE LOVE ME LIKE I COULD NEVER LOVE YOU, WILLCO

Demi: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

demi · « **Reply #37210 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:50:02 PM »

Oh I aint fappin to the girl

Himu · « **Reply #37211 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:52:57 PM »

There's an autistic kid across the street back home. One time he followed me home (he had a fascination with our house.) I told him to leave, and saw him get out of the house. About 30 minutes later his mom came ringing my doorbell asking where her kid was, and he was inside my house playing. How did he get back in?

Bebpo · « **Reply #37212 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:40:42 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 03, 2009, 05:24:31 PM

Anyway, I would totally bang an autistic girl. It's not like they're distinguished mentally-challenged, they just lack the ability to socially interact like the rest of us.

Edit: I use the term "us" loosely here.

Yeah, I don't see it as a deal breaker. It's not like I'm particularly great at socially interacting with people myself. But then I wouldn't have a problem dating a girl whose deaf or mute if we got along and she was cute either.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37213 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:46:30 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 03, 2009, 05:16:21 PM

I'm sure wilco, after he gets buns of steal from his extensive elliptical training, will get the pretty girls.

Dude, I've had no problem dating cute girls, but that girl is hot. Her body is ridiculous.

Dating a deaf chick is an entirely different ballpark than autistic, Bebpo.

By the way, Arvie, you typed "steel" as steal.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37214 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:52:39 PM »

after willco robs a bakery, he will get the pretty girls.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37215 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:54:58 PM »

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37216 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:55:54 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 03, 2009, 06:52:39 PM

after willco robs a bakery, he will get the pretty girls.

I didn't read the post above, so I thought you were making some Jew joke about stealing bagels.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #37217 on:** December 03, 2009, 07:00:30 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 03, 2009, 06:46:30 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 03, 2009, 05:16:21 PM
I'm sure wilco, after he gets buns of steal from his extensive elliptical training, will get the pretty girls.

Dude, I've had no problem dating cute girls, but that girl is hot. Her body is ridiculous.

Dating a deaf chick is an entirely different ballpark than autistic, Bebpo.

By the way, Arvie, you typed "steel" as steal.

she isn't that hot. you just have a handicap fetish. freak.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37218 on:** December 03, 2009, 07:04:41 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 03, 2009, 04:38:36 PM

Would you, Green Man? Here's a pic of the chick I was talking about:

(Image removed from quote.)

I'd hit it

spoiler (click to show/hide)

before she cooks me dinner

[close]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37219 on:** December 03, 2009, 07:35:59 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 03, 2009, 06:55:54 PM

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 03, 2009, 06:52:39 PM
after willco robs a bakery, he will get the pretty girls.
I didn't read the post above, so I thought you were making some Jew joke about stealing bagels.

Anti-semite!

I tried to find a body picture of her, but all she has if photos of her making faces. That was like the least awkward pose she photographed.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37220 on:** December 03, 2009, 07:43:37 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37221 on:** December 03, 2009, 08:20:08 PM »

[youtube=560,345]pslTH61104o[/youtube]

I remember my mom having me leave the room during the sex scenes :'(

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #37222 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:04:44 PM »

I think rationally, there's nothing objectionable about um errr copulating with someone on the lesser side of the autistic spectrum. I just think animal instincts in the primitive parts of the brain would take the odd quirks and mannerisms and turn you off that person.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37223 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:12:49 PM »

The eyes freak me out $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37224 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:17:27 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on December 03, 2009, 10:12:49 PM

The eyes freak me out $:-\$

Her mouth says "yes"; her eyes say "let's play Wii Music."

Bebpo · « **Reply #37225 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:42:18 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on December 03, 2009, 10:04:44 PM

I think rationally, there's nothing objectionable about um errr copulating with someone on the lesser side of the autistic spectrum. I just think animal instincts in the primitive parts of the brain would take the odd quirks and mannerisms and turn you off that person.

But you're talking about dating where you see a person enough that the odd quirks grow on you negatively (though they could positively as well)

In terms of just hooking up with someone, I don't think that it really matters much. If two people find each other hot and don't completely blow their first conversation, then things happen...I think. I don't have much experience in the art of hooking up with random people

tiesto · « **Reply #37226 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:46:17 PM »

Quote from: Borys on December 03, 2009, 05:42:40 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 03, 2009, 04:38:36 PM
Would you, Green Man? Here's a pic of the chick I was talking about:

(Image removed from quote.)

Would take oral from her

Cute in that girl-next-door way... me likey.

GilloD · « **Reply #37227 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:53:48 PM »

Quite a list! Favorites: Sports Nuts, Effeminate Men and Emos. Absent from that list: Grammar Teachers.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37228 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:55:44 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 03, 2009, 10:53:48 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Quite a list! Favorites: Sports Nuts, Effeminate Men and Emos. Absent from that list: Grammar Teacher's.

fixed

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37229 on:** December 03, 2009, 10:58:13 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on December 03, 2009, 10:53:48 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Quite a list! Favorites: Sports Nuts, Effeminate Men and Emos. Absent from that list: Grammar Teachers.

"Loud Mouth Women"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37230 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:29:27 PM »

Why aren't Calvinists on the list

Bildi · « **Reply #37231 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:31:25 PM »

They missed "PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE APOSTROPHE'S".

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #37232 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 03, 2009, 11:31:25 PM

They missed "PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE APOSTROPHE'S".

I thought it was a series of possessive statements. first one is the loud mouth women that belong to those types of people that precede it; second one is the effeminate men who belong to those who precede it and so on.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #37233 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:44:57 PM »

@ loud mouth women

Bildi · « **Reply #37234 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:03:39 AM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 03, 2009, 11:34:08 PM

Quote from: Bildi on December 03, 2009, 11:31:25 PM
They missed "PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE APOSTROPHE'S".

I thought it was a series of possessive statements. first one is the loud mouth women that belong to those types of people that precede it; second one is the effeminate men who belong to those who precede it and so on.

Dammit, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not (I'm not very good at the technicalities of grammar), but all I got to say is SPORT'S NUT'S.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37235 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:03:33 AM »

[youtube=560,345]DR2Tdt-78QE&NR=1[/youtube]

MARK IT ZERO

Himu · « **Reply #37236 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:12:33 AM »

I love the "first amendment" excuse.

The school has within their right to suspend this kid and now allow such clothing to be worn. They even gave a warning. Such shirts are not fit to be worn at school, especially at Elementary schools as they cause disruptions.

The father and the kid are both idiots and most likely racists.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37237 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:24:29 AM »

[youtube=560,345]JQMbZusxFp8&NR=1[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37238 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:47:04 AM »

That pretty much got overturned in the '80s. Schools have repeatedly won cases like these, because students cannot wear, say or display anything that disrupts the learning environment or is offensive to others.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #37239 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:55:36 AM »

Quote from: The Business on December 04, 2009, 01:43:03 AM

I'm with the conservative nutjob on this one. I wore a few anti-Bush shirts in high school with no problems, and the Supreme Court set precedence during the Vietnam war with the black arm bands.

I haven't watched the video in question mainly because I want to avoid retardedness, but:

a) there's a difference between a silent protest piece of clothing that could be ambiguous and a clearly hateful /disruptive prominent article of clothing.
b) what willco said

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37240 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:56:12 AM »

I lol whenever I hear "1st amendment rights" and "public school" in the same sentence. In most cases the school administrators decide what is allowed and what isn't allowed, not the constitution

edit: what willco said

bork · « **Reply #37241 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:57:13 AM »

They probably suspended that kid because his shirt was so fucking ugly. And the kid getting suspended means he gets to avoid a few days of getting his ass kicked, plus the other kids don't have to look at his dumb haircut, so it's a win-win situation.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37242 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:59:17 AM »

He probably could have gotten away with a subtle jab at Obama, like a shirt with birth certificate that says KENYA on it, but his father decided to be an incompetent jackass and create a t-shirt so inflammatory that the outcome was inevitable.

He was just picking a fight, in my opinion. That especially shows when the kid goes, "EVEN THOUGH I WAS SUSPENDED, I AM GOING TO WEAR THIS ON ELECTION DAY HYUK HYUK!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37243 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:03:27 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 04, 2009, 01:59:17 AM

He probably could have gotten away with a subtle jab at Obama, like a shirt with birth certificate that says KENYA on it, but his father decided to be an incompetent jackass and create a t-shirt so inflammatory that the outcome was inevitable.

He was just picking a fight, in my opinion. That especially shows when the kid goes, "EVEN THOUGH I WAS SUSPENDED, I AM GOING TO WEAR THIS ON ELECTION DAY HYUK HYUK!"

kid: but dad, isn't this shirt too in-yer-face? why not something more subtle
dad: don't worry son, these liberals are cowards

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37244 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:05:36 AM »

BOY SHOCKED AT SUSPENSION FOR HANGING OBAMA IN EFFIGY FROM THE TETHER BALL POLE DURING RECESS

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37245 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:10:55 AM »

I watched another video from Autistic Girl. She was in the shower and as she got out... she ran her thumb and pointer finger down her nose, then put her pointer finger in her mouth. I... I just don't know. I'd like to believe she didn't do what I think she did but I think she did.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37246 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:57:38 AM »

I warned you!

Robo · « **Reply #37247 on:** December 04, 2009, 03:15:42 AM »

[youtube=560,345]qAk7Hrf2joU[/youtube]

Best Onion video yet?

Mandark · « **Reply #37248 on:** December 04, 2009, 06:20:42 AM »

Scott McLemee writes a thoughtful hatchet job on Cornel West's as-told-to autobiography. Including this excerpt:

Quote from: Cornel West

The basic problem with my love relationships with women is that my standards are so high -- and they apply equally to both of us. I seek full-blast mutual intensity, fully fledged mutual acceptance, full-blown mutual flourishing, and fully felt peace and joy with each other. This requires a level of physical attraction, personal adoration, and moral admiration that is hard to find. And it shares a depth of trust and openness for a genuine soul-sharing with a mutual respect for a calling to each other and to others. Does such a woman exist for me? Only God knows and I eagerly await this divine unfolding. Like Heathcliff and Catherine’s relationship in Emily Bronte’s remarkable novel Wuthering Heights or Franz Schubert’s tempestuous piano Sonata No. 21 in B flat (D.960) I will not let life or death stand in the way of this sublime and funky love that I crave!

I'm so stealing that last line as a meme.

"I will not let life or death stand in the way of this sublime and funky candy bar that I crave!"

GilloD · « **Reply #37249 on:** December 04, 2009, 07:10:28 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 04, 2009, 02:05:58 AM

nein. Funny face aside, she totally looks off and I couldn't do it.
[/quote]

You never done it with nobody, do you have no idea. POST NEGATED

Brehvolution · « **Reply #37250 on:** December 04, 2009, 09:02:24 AM »

I think the girl is a cutey. The stories about her exploitation have me red with anger.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #37251 on:** December 04, 2009, 10:44:30 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 04, 2009, 12:03:39 AM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 03, 2009, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: Bildi on December 03, 2009, 11:31:25 PM
They missed "PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE APOSTROPHE'S".

I thought it was a series of possessive statements. first one is the loud mouth women that belong to those types of people that precede it; second one is the effeminate men who belong to those who precede it and so on.

Dammit, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not (I'm not very good at the technicalities of grammar), but all I got to say is SPORT'S NUT'S.

yes, sarcasm on that.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #37252 on:** December 04, 2009, 10:59:54 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on December 04, 2009, 06:20:42 AM

Scott McLemee writes a thoughtful hatchet job on Cornel West's as-told-to autobiography. Including this excerpt:

Quote from: Cornel West
The basic problem with my love relationships with women is that my standards are so high -- and they apply equally to both of us. I seek full-blast mutual intensity, fully fledged mutual acceptance, full-blown mutual flourishing, and fully felt peace and joy with each other. This requires a level of physical attraction, personal adoration, and moral admiration that is hard to find. And it shares a depth of trust and openness for a genuine soul-sharing with a mutual respect for a calling to each other and to others. Does such a woman exist for me? Only God knows and I eagerly await this divine unfolding. Like Heathcliff and Catherine’s relationship in Emily Bronte’s remarkable novel Wuthering Heights or Franz Schubert’s tempestuous piano Sonata No. 21 in B flat (D.960) I will not let life or death stand in the way of this sublime and funky love that I crave!

I'm so stealing that last line as a meme.

"I will not let life or death stand in the way of this sublime and funky candy bar that I crave!"

The commentary right after that quote gave me a good chuckle.

Himu · « **Reply #37253 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:13:58 AM »

Fuck Cornell West.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #37254 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:43:17 AM »

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b84_1259716791

Old People

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37255 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:59:06 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37256 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:01:25 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on December 04, 2009, 11:43:17 AM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b84_1259716791

Old People

"I don't rape little girls, granny!"

"That's not all there is to it."

"Or little boys either!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37257 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:10:35 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 04, 2009, 11:13:58 AM

Fuck Cornell West.

What are your thoughts on him? I've only been exposed to some of his speeches and met him once (seemed like a nice dude) so I don't know enough to make any relevant opinion.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37258 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:42:42 PM »

Most disturbing Tweet on my phone today, courtesy of Cliffy B:

therealcliffyb
@major nelson I'm following you, Larry. And I will chainsodomize you.

Himu · « **Reply #37259 on:** December 04, 2009, 04:04:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2009, 12:10:35 PM

Quote from: Himuro on December 04, 2009, 11:13:58 AM
Fuck Cornell West.

What are your thoughts on him? I've only been exposed to some of his speeches and met him once (seemed like a nice dude) so I don't know enough to make any relevant opinion.

Comments like this.

http://www.jackandjillpolitics.com/2009/06/cornel-west-would-rather-be-in-a-crack-house-than-the-white-house-kneegrow-please/

"That’s not my calling. Yeah, brother, you find me in a crack house before you find me in the White House. I’ll go into the crack house before I ever go that far inside."

Cornel West is one of those negroes who blames modern black culture on America and its government, not that it didn't have its share of the blame, but forgoes the belief that black people should try to pick up the pieces themselves. He's a "White people should be blamed for EVERYTHING" type.

Sure, he may be a prominent black "intellectual", but that doesn't mean I have to like his black ass. Every time I see him on air, he's saying something smh worthy.

Read the comments on the bottom of that article I linked.

News:

Author Topic: The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!) (Read 3054355 times)