The Outside Link Thread (All Your GAF, OA, SA, YouTube, etc. Links Go In Here!)

[BobFromPikeCreek]

That guy asked me if I was God when I had my glasses on.

[demi]

Cant find anyone good, that was fun

[muckhole]

I saw a dick.

[Vizzys]

looks like the dude from clerks

[The Fake Shemp]

Oh yeah, the girls just seem to be perusing only for "hot" looking guys.

I guess that's why they keep talking to me.

[Himu]

@ all the people that you connect with, and then they're SCREAM and disconnect

[Himu]

I've been called a nicca about 10 times on this site. Some guy asked me if I play basketball.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Some swedish guy called me ugly and told me to kill myself for being Canadian. 

[Himu]

someone was on their bed, squatting, naked, balls hanging out, and there their finger up their ass or something and red stuff on the the mattress underneath them

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I said "How's it going?" to this super FOB looking middle-aged asian woman, and he said "Fine! I going!" and disconnected. 

[Beezy]

Instead of doing homework, I wasted my time reading through this thread:

  http://forums.allsexresources.com/showthread.php?t=66018

It was worth it though. Some excerpts:

Dudes Used To Play Video Games For Bitches... Whoever Won Got Head From The Dorm Freak... FIGHTS Used To Break Out Over Tecmo Bowl...  And Everyone Wanted To Be The Raiders...

Saw Two Guys Visiting The School Try To Jack A Teacher And He Ran One Over With his Car... Funny Shit...

The wildest shit most saw was probably me getting stabbed by the breezy on campus. I'd kicked her to the curb because she was one of them can't take even the tip of a distinguished black fellows dick type chicks and that deranged hoe stalked me as I was walking to class and shanked me in the side. I went down like OH SHIT and my man straight snuffed her. Bitch got 2 years for that shit.

- When we got our Spelman sisters we had to stand in a long ass line that went through Spelman's gates and up through their concourse. After you got your Spelman sister you had to walk with her out past the line and through the gate. So every distinguished black fellow was out there judging dude's Spelman sisters and, if necessary, clowning. Me and my boys got their late so we were pretty close to the back of the line and saw almost everyone's sister. The funniest shit is that the distinguished black fellows who got their bright and early were walking out with handicapped chicks. This dude from Cali was walking out with a fat chick on some of those hand crutch joints. Shit was hilarious. Dudes who got hot or decent sisters were walking right next to them like they were in love and old boy from Cali was HEATED walking damn near 5-10 feet in front of that hobbling slow ass crippled chick. I damn near died laughing at that shit.

I was going to this college down in the deep south and this kid on the hoops team with us was from new York he was a small forward/power 6'7 pretty good player anyway he roomed with me in an off campus apartment. Anyway he met this townie chick black girl who had real body but just looked dusty to me.

anyway I'm out with a couple silly white broads I met on my recruiting trip we went to get something to eat before I got all up in they guts and I see this dusty broad around town with my sociology professor, anyway my roomate is digging on the broad hard I mean caught the fuck up and I tell him I think I saw our professor at the Ice cream spot with the durty broad this dude called her and asked her.She says hell no I must be mistaken she's fallen for him only and all kinds of shit.

I say I don't give a fuck do whatever if you don't believe me.

Valentines day rolls around and this dude is planning this big dinner at the apartment wants me outta there so he and shorty can have a night or whatever.

well dude comes to pick me up at school to drop me off at this chicks house so he can use my bucket to pick up his sweetie lol got the flowers and shit in the car.

we pull up to this broads crib my boy goes in to use the bathroom and she says her friend is using her house to get with her boyfriend we walk in the rec room area of the house and my roomates girl is taking backshots from the professor.

My roomate like a ninja jumps on the professor and the chick, the professor is ass out he pulls the condom off and in the same motion slaps my roomate right upside the head.

At this point I fall in the floor laughing. I'm totally through. the chick I'm with calls the police screaming for me to break shit up I just can;t, I'm laughing so hysterically to the point of choking. The Cops come and break up the scene the professor was getting jacked up butt naked by my roomate. The cops take my roomate outside, he goes to the bucket gets the flowers and slamms them in his chicks face as she comes out saying these are for you.

I vomited before I got back in the car. My boy tried to put the muzzle on me don't tell no one bout this I told everyone. Getting smacked up side the head by a condom oh no I was telling.

Our professor threatened to fail my friend to top it off because of his tardiness, the class was at like 8 in the morning and we were always late but the professor didn't fail me, only threatened to fail my boy he ended up having to audit the damn class.

[Himu]

Some guy danced with an Elmo puppet

[bork]

Most people don't seem to want to talk if you don't have a camera enabled.   

I got some guy jerking off as one of the first videos.   

Still tons more fun to troll on than omegle.

[chronovore]

I was wearing three pairs of glasses. It was awesome. I could tell who was high because they'd laugh hysterically the instant they saw me.

By your criteria I must be ultra-high, because I laughed hysterically just reading that.

[MCD]

was reading this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=381481

and this post made me laugh out load:

Can't believe nobody posted this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTc9sLmOR0A

All that for a mere 6000-7000 dmg?

Sephiroth's Super Nova

[demi]

Wow, where does Che live? You Seattle folk need to raid his garbage.

[Great Rumbler]

 

[youtube=560,345]OaWFeGxuXgM[/youtube]

:|

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722

[The Fake Shemp]

I really hate the modern day philosophy that a parody is when you film the same exact fucking scene from another movie, but this time it involves farts or dicks! Lol!

Why do people do this? Do I need a reminder that this particular scene is from a movie way better than yours?

Parody used to be about mocking character arc types, settings, motifs, etc. If Airplane was just a straight-up remake of Airport with dirty language, it wouldn't be funny.

[demi]

I dunno the Seth Rogan guy is kinda hot.

[Great Rumbler]

Why do people do this?

I don't know, man. Parody movies from the past ten years have mostly been just terrible and it's really sad because there used to be a lot of good parodies from the likes of Mel Brooks, John Landis, Joe Dante, and Abrams/Zucker.

All these [Insert Modifier] Movie movies and trash like this are just offensive.

[Stoney Mason]

Parody movies from the past ten years have mostly been just terrible

That's because you haven't watched the great ones.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18780760&postcount=1175

 

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Is that crushed alt acct?

[close]

[Great Rumbler]

Parody movies from the past ten years have mostly been just terrible

That's because you haven't watched the great ones.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

"From the director of Airplane! and Naked Gun..."

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[close]

[Himu]

* Connected, feel free to talk now *
Stranger: you are black
You: I am.
* Your partner disconnected. Press Find Stranger to find a new person! *

[Beezy]

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I didn't see one black person the whole time I was on last night. I can see why that is now.

[BlueTsunami]

I'm imagining some weird David Lynch scene where Himuro is looking into a mirror and the mirror states "You are Black" and the non reflection Himu says "I am" and the reflection disappears.

[CajoleJuice]

I'm imagining some weird David Lynch scene where Himuro is looking into a mirror and the mirror states "You are Black" and the non reflection Himu says "I am" and the reflection disappears.

[Himu]

I didn't see one black person the whole time I was on last night. I can see why that is now.

[Beezy]

time to cut the beard, himuro

[Brehvolution]

Awful
Edit- not the beard but the idiot on the other end.

[Himu]

time to cut the beard, himuro

NO.

I REFUSE.

NOT UNTIL I CAN GET THIS

[Beezy]

Cutty

[Kestastrophe]

You are a good lookin man Himu 

[Phoenix Dark]

holy shit @ Himu's chat posts 

[Robo]

I'm imagining some weird David Lynch scene where Himuro is looking into a mirror and the mirror states "You are Black" and the non reflection Himu says "I am" and the reflection disappears.

    that's brilliant.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I didn't see one black person the whole time I was on last night. I can see why that is now.

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oh man

[FlameOfCallandor]

Parody movies from the past ten years have mostly been just terrible

That's because you haven't watched the great ones.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

"From the director of Airplane! and Naked Gun..."

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[close]

That's funny because last night I watched the Penn and teller episode where they interviewed this black professor who was saying that the university where he worked was a plantation and how he thought people should bring down the system.

[pilonv1]

this page

[Phoenix Dark]

Is there a backlog of printed screens? The last one I took was kinda shitty.

[Phoenix Dark]

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Shoulda thrown your camera on. Coulda seen some bewbies.

[Van Cruncheon]

Parody movies from the past ten years have mostly been just terrible

That's because you haven't watched the great ones.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

"From the director of Airplane! and Naked Gun..."

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

That's funny because last night I watched the Penn and teller episode where they interviewed this black professor who was saying that the university where he worked was a plantation and how he thought people should bring down the system.

in foc's pre-emptive defense, that is an awesome ep of bullshit.

[Phoenix Dark]

someone find this chick again. there's only 580 people on

[BamYouHaveAids]

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i said the exact same thing and she said "maybe"

then i closed the tab and giggled

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I just got called a distinguished black fellow and, as BN can attest, I'm pretty god damn white.

[BamYouHaveAids]

some guy said i was handsome then his friend snuck behind him and placed his cock on his shoulder

still trying to run into someone from eb

[bork]

I just got two stoners.  One looked and sounded like Seth Rogan.     Don't get all the anons with masks or the "ninjas" either.  Just don't use a cam.

Most people just disconnect, cam or not.  Chatroullete's just another omegle.

[Don Flamenco]

some guy said i was handsome then his friend snuck behind him and placed his cock on his shoulder

still trying to run into someone from eb

what do you mean, you just did

[BamYouHaveAids]

some guy said i was handsome then his friend snuck behind him and placed his cock on his shoulder

still trying to run into someone from eb

what do you mean, you just did

how do you know it was me?

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I'm talking to a cute girl and a girl dressed like a ninja. This rules.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Just got her on msn.

[BlueTsunami]

Oh my. She say anything good?

[cool breeze]

First guy I connect to after checking this site out and all I get is

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Oh my. She say anything good?

I'd ask her to show her boobs if she wasn't so attractive and likely to be scared away.

[BamYouHaveAids]

Oh my. She say anything good?

I'd ask her to show her boobs if she wasn't so attractive and likely to be scared away.

if your purpose for using the internet isn't to sexually harass females, then what IS it?

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Good question.

[Don Flamenco]

Bob wins. 

she looks like a long lost ex of mine

[Flannel Boy]

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Just got her on msn.

Nooo. Stay away. He's the Ice Truck Killer.