Author Topic: Official 300 thread (Read 8364 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** March 05, 2007, 12:58:23 PM »

http://300themovie.warnerbros.com/
Post all reviews, comments, etc here. WOOHOO CAN'T WAIT

I'm trying to get some people together on GAF to go see it. Is anyone else taking friends on day one or something?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2007, 12:59:35 PM »

Seeing this in IMAX, can't fucking wait. Second most anticipated film of the year...

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:01:33 PM »

I feel like I might need to be hopped up on PCP to fully appreciate this, but the ticket was free so if I hallucinate through it, no big deal.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:04:13 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 05, 2007, 01:01:33 PM

I feel like I might need to be hopped up on PCP to fully appreciate this, but the ticket was free so if I hallucinate through it, no big deal.

No, I'm pretty sure all you need is a set of balls.

Cheebs · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:13:45 PM »

I didn't like Sin City, I doubt I will like this.

Robo · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:13:55 PM »

Puh-lease. Balls are necessary for sitting through stuff like Tetsuo II. 300 requires some additional temporal enhancement.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:14:21 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:13:45 PM

I didn't like Sin City, I doubt I will like this.

That's why no one invited you to the meetup lol

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:15:36 PM »

No PD I was gonna make one except it was gonna be named "SPARTA WILL BURN TO THE GROUND!"

anywho yay 300!

Cheebs · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:15:41 PM »

Cheesey dialouge + overly used cgi = MEH

This film has the same faults as the star wars prequels without the nostalgia or the john williams score.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:17:18 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:15:41 PM

Cheesey dialouge + overly used cgi = MEH

This film has the same faults as the star wars prequels without the nostalgia or the john williams score.

Yeah, BUT it has the badass, and the actually ATTRACTIVE CG. Oh, and it doesn't look cheap as shit.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:19:05 PM »

And Jessica Alba is in it.

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:19:37 PM »

It doesn't help that I can name the amount of sword & sandal epics I didn't find boring on one hand. One mutilated hand with 3 missing fingers.

And Alba isn't in it. Where did you get that idea?

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:24:16 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:19:37 PM

It doesn't help that I can name the amount of sword & sandal epics I didn't find boring on one hand. One mutilated hand with 3 missing fingers.

And Alba isn't in it. Where did you get that idea?

I think he's talking about Alba in Sin City

Cheebs · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:26:29 PM »

Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin

Robo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:27:44 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:26:29 PM

Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin

Come on, she's not in Catwoman.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:28:38 PM »

God, I had an argument with a friend last night about how bad Batman and Robin was. She said she watched the first 30 minutes of Burton's Batman and thought it was boring. But Batman and Robin was awesome!!!

KJSADJFKASDJFKAS I CNA'T GET OVER THE FUCKING ICE SKATES!! I FUCKIUNG CAN'T! WHY DOES HE HAVE A GADGET FOR EVERYTHING AND WHERE DOES HE HIDE ALL THIS SHIT! WHAT DO THEY DO? SIT AROUND AND THINK "WE MIGHT NEED ICE SKATES! ADD THEM!" KJAS;LDJFKL;ASDJFL;ASDJF;LK AJAKLS;DFJK;LASDJFK MIASDPOK;LSDAJFK;LASM; SJDFK L;ASD J;LAMSDJFK;LSJFK ;LMJASD;LFJ KLASJDFK LDSAJFK ;LJAFASL;JF KLASJFD K;LJEFKA;LSJF

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:29:12 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on March 05, 2007, 01:27:44 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:26:29 PM
Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin

Come on, she's not in Catwoman.

That movie is like erased from history. No one seems to remember it existed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:29:36 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:29:12 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on March 05, 2007, 01:27:44 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:26:29 PM
Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin

Come on, she's not in Catwoman.
That movie is like erased from history. No one seems to remember it existed.

I really did forget it existed

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2007, 01:29:36 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:29:12 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on March 05, 2007, 01:27:44 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:26:29 PM
Alba is also in the worst super hero movie since Batman & Robin

Come on, she's not in Catwoman.
That movie is like erased from history. No one seems to remember it existed.

I really did forget it existed

So did I.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:30:43 PM »

Cheebs sucks, Sin City rox

Cheebs · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:31:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 01:30:43 PM

Cheebs sucks, Sin City rox

I tend to find "graphic novels" boring as hell as well so what do I know.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:32:31 PM »

Hey Mupepe remember the credit card Batman pulled out and the expiration date said infinite?

That was HILARIOUS!

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:33:42 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on March 05, 2007, 01:32:31 PM

Hey Mupepe remember the credit card Batman pulled out and the expiration date said infinite?

That was HILARIOUS!

Those Batman commercials rocked

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:33:56 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:31:42 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 01:30:43 PM
Cheebs sucks, Sin City rox
I tend to find "graphic novels" boring as hell as well so what do I know.

I made sure to tell everyone on GAF that you're racist too
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=144908&page=3

Cheebs · « **Reply #24 on:** March 05, 2007, 01:35:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 01:33:56 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:31:42 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 01:30:43 PM
Cheebs sucks, Sin City rox
I tend to find "graphic novels" boring as hell as well so what do I know.

I made sure to tell everyone on GAF that you're racist too
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=144908&page=3

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5719352&postcount=112

I am going to be in Demi's hometown of Toledo this weekend but I have no plans to visit him either lol

Beezy · « **Reply #25 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:17:38 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5720115&postcount=112

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:19:39 PM »

Sin City rocks and 300 will rock and Cheebs will sit in the corner by himself and WE. WILL. LAUGH!!!

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:20:49 PM »

CHEEBS WILL BURN TO THE GROUND!!!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:23:39 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on March 05, 2007, 03:17:38 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5720115&postcount=112

(Image removed from quote.)

lol

going friday. looks sooooo good.

Cheebs · « **Reply #29 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:30:36 PM »

Quote from: Willco on March 05, 2007, 03:19:39 PM

Sin City rocks and 300 will rock and Cheebs will sit in the corner by himself and WE. WILL. LAUGH!!!

I will probably see it because I am a whore like that even though I expect to be meh'ed by it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:33:16 PM »

TONITE CHEEBS WILL DINE IN HELL!!!

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:35:09 PM »

http://thisisspartaaa.ytmnd.com/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:42:31 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 03:30:36 PM

Quote from: Willco on March 05, 2007, 03:19:39 PM
Sin City rocks and 300 will rock and Cheebs will sit in the corner by himself and WE. WILL. LAUGH!!!
I will probably see it because I am a whore like that even though I expect to be meh'ed by it.

Where are you going to see it?

Cheebs · « **Reply #33 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:48:45 PM »

within a hour of my home

I doubt opening weekend, I am not hyped enough.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:51:49 PM »

CHEEBS' ANGST WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 03:48:45 PM

within a hour of my home I doubt opening weekend, I am not hyped enough.

Why not drive out to Ypsi and see it with me? We can meet at the Showcase Cinema

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #36 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:53:02 PM »

Cheebs, I thought we wuz tight. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:55:40 PM »

He'll say "no, I don't want to drive that far..."

Bastard I'll pay for your lunch too

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #38 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:56:49 PM »

You'll pay for that turncoat's lunch, but not for my Brazil?!

YOU ASSHOLE :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** March 05, 2007, 03:59:43 PM »

I think I'll keep the Brazil I have, and instead I think I might buy Seven Samurai for $10. It's an old movie so I'm not paying too much

But you have to post pics to show me it's in good condition.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:00:51 PM »

Maybe. I might be able to get more somewhere else, so we'll see how THAT turns out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:02:44 PM »

Cheebs · « **Reply #42 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:39:39 PM »

CHANGE OF SUBJECT

Willco has re-earned his right to have his alter altered once again.

Beezy · « **Reply #43 on:** March 05, 2007, 04:53:15 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 04:39:39 PM

CHANGE OF SUBJECT

Willco has re-earned his right to have his alter altered once again.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #44 on:** March 05, 2007, 05:46:58 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 04:39:39 PM

CHANGE OF SUBJECT

Willco has re-earned his right to have his alter altered once again.

I liked the MAF and Shake versions more.

Cheebs · « **Reply #45 on:** March 05, 2007, 06:18:07 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on March 05, 2007, 05:46:58 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 04:39:39 PM
CHANGE OF SUBJECT

Willco has re-earned his right to have his alter altered once again.

I liked the MAF and Shake versions more.

distorted shake is maybe next

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** March 05, 2007, 06:19:10 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** March 06, 2007, 12:08:31 AM »

The girlfriend just cleared her schedule for Friday! I get to go see it! Woo!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #48 on:** March 06, 2007, 08:00:02 AM »

Anyone know if this is gonna be in 3-D? I'm going to an IMAX theater most likely.

Solo · « **Reply #49 on:** March 06, 2007, 08:46:58 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:13:45 PM

I didn't like Sin City, I doubt I will like this.

I loved Sin City, and Im positive I will not like this. Worst looking cheesefest in ages. Why does bad acting and sweaty half-nude men screaming get people excited?

Anyways, as Ive said several times, I am going to let the tomatometer guide me for once. >80%, I will see it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #50 on:** March 06, 2007, 08:53:25 AM »

It gets people excited because its unapologetically AWESOME.

Solo · « **Reply #51 on:** March 06, 2007, 09:17:43 AM »

Thankfully, thats a subjective trait. This and Sin City both walked the same fine line, but this looks like it falls on the other side.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #52 on:** March 06, 2007, 09:25:08 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #53 on:** March 06, 2007, 09:33:15 AM »

uh, man I kept thinking that Willco had horrible taste when it was actually Cheebs. You're avatar work is smooth my friend, a little too smooth.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #54 on:** March 06, 2007, 10:03:18 AM »

Quote from: Solo on March 06, 2007, 08:46:58 AM

Quote from: Cheebs on March 05, 2007, 01:13:45 PM
I didn't like Sin City, I doubt I will like this.

I loved Sin City, and Im positive I will not like this. Worst looking cheesefest in ages. Why does bad acting and sweaty half-nude men screaming get people excited?

Anyways, as Ive said several times, I am going to let the tomatometer guide me for once. >80%, I will see it.

Agreed.

"THIS IS SPARTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"TONIGHT.... WE DINE.... IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

Sounds like shitty dialogue to me. Plus, I hate the hue they went with in this movie. Not to mention that NO ONE besides Frank Miller (and he isn't even directing like he did in Sin City) is involved with this film that was involved with Sin City. I don't see any of the hype, and it just looks like another movie gay porn will find a way to spoof quite easily.

border · « **Reply #55 on:** March 06, 2007, 11:57:28 AM »

I got a free pass to go see this tonight, but all my friends are working or have school. Should I go see it alone and look like a loser, or stay at home and study for a test I have to take tomorrow?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** March 06, 2007, 12:14:06 PM »

WE NEED TO HAVE A MEET UP DISCUSSION IN THE SHADE. POST WHAT CITY YOU LIVE IN OR CAN TRAVEL TO, AND THEN LOOK UP THE THEATERS IN THE AREA TO DINE IN HELL.

I LIVE IN YPSILANTI, MICHIGAN. THERE IS A SHOWCASE CINEMAS ABOUT 20 MINUTES AWAY BECAUSE THIS. IS. SUBURBIA!

THEY HAVE IMAX SHOWINGS 11:30AM 2:05PM 4:40PM 7:15PM 9:45PM 12:15AM (MIDNIGHT MADNESS)

http://www.nationalamusements.com/showtimes/default.asp

Cheebs · « **Reply #57 on:** March 06, 2007, 12:15:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2007, 12:14:06 PM

WE NEED TO HAVE A MEET UP DISCUSSION IN THE SHADE. POST WHAT CITY YOU LIVE IN OR CAN TRAVEL TO, AND THEN LOOK UP THE THEATERS IN THE AREA TO DINE IN HELL.

I LIVE IN YPSILANTI, MICHIGAN. THERE IS A SHOWCASE CINEMAS ABOUT 20 MINUTES AWAY BECAUSE THIS. IS. SUBURBIA!

THEY HAVE IMAX SHOWINGS 11:30AM 2:05PM 4:40PM 7:15PM 9:45PM 12:15AM (MIDNIGHT MADNESS)

http://www.nationalamusements.com/showtimes/default.asp

Why post this? I am the only person who lives by you

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** March 06, 2007, 12:20:09 PM »

THIS IS MADNESS

Actually I originally posted it on GAF. Juice lives nearby but I haven't seen him online lately. We're putting together meetups. Since none of my friends want to go I figured this would be a cool idea.

Is anyone considering going to the midnight showing? My theater offers it so I might...lol

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #59 on:** March 06, 2007, 12:24:51 PM »

Meetups? What a bunch o' queers.

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