Flannel boy would look better with a tan imo. Way too white IMO
That might require (1a) going outside and (1b) living somewhere other than Winnipeg.
What an obscure place. Never heard of it.

But yeah, you look great. You could also go to a tanning salon and see if a tan works.
WARNING: You'll hate to go outside though
Or grow facial hair in a slick way. And then :rapetime
You remind me of a good friend of mine. He looks kinda like you. But he has a nice tan and great facial hair. He swims in pussay
And Bob does indeed look like Mayer...