Okay, that was actually really enjoyable, I wasn't expecting it to be. At the first I was a little hesitant, but then I saw that the guy had jury-rigged his alarm clock to a statue of Godzilla's head telling him to wake up and my tension melted away. Then when I saw the airplane flying an advertisement for a party, followed by
a second airplane trailing a sign that said "NO FRESHMEN" I knew this show would be awesome. I'm still having trouble remembering character names. Let me see if I can list some of them, and sort out my opinions about them.
Brandon/Brenda-The two twins who are kind of incestuous. I think the theme of this show is about how these two become corrupted due to the superficiality of Beverly Hills, yet still manage to retain some humanity.
Kelly-Brenda's new friend. I am so glad that fate, in the form of a fat girl, intervened to introduce the two. She wears some really ugly spandex in this episode.
Steve(?)-Kelly's ex-boyfriend. Wow this guy is ugly. How did he even get on this show? He is pretty obnoxious too.
Maryanne- I wish I could meet a hot and super-rich girl who wants to sex me on the first date in a jaccuzzi, only for me to be like, "hey, let's take it slow" and then we form a lasting relationship.
The Two Freshmen-I wonder if these two are actually going to become friends with the main characters or if they will stay relegated to the comic relief. I also wonder if Blonde Freshman is totally gay for Brownhair Freshman.
Newspaper Bitch- LOL she's poor.
Hot Spanish Teacher and Black Principal- Black Principal totally wants to bone Hot Spanish Teacher. So do I.
Ugly and Weird Chemistry Teacher- This guy is ugly and weird. What the heck kind of chemistry project were they doing? It was just a beaker of liquid on a hot plate that changes colors, how could he even tell if Brenda and Kelly were messing it up?
I kept hoping that there would be characters that I could relate to, but so far they are all so out there that I can't. Well, maybe Kelly's mom who got pissed off when Brenda called at 6 in the morning. That would piss me off too. Any way, I am excited for the next episode.