Life’s not worth living without real pizza. Gluten free pizza is godawful. You’ll forget about your health after trying to choke thar shit down. Besides, are you just going to be eating cheese pizza, because there aren’t many healthy and tasty pizza toppings. You won’t make it through two slices before dropping this foolish crusade.
Do you really want to live to be elderly? I love you, Atra, but who’s going to take care of you? If you’re eating pussy food like gluten free pizza, no woman will ever breed with you. Without a wife or children to help you when you’re old, you’re just going to end up in a crooked elderly home, getting molested by teenagers, or worse, homeless and crazy.