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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6240 on: September 26, 2018, 09:35:50 PM »
Like in the butt?
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6241 on: September 27, 2018, 09:03:58 AM »
Glad her and the kid are ok.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6242 on: September 27, 2018, 10:33:31 AM »
Tell them to monitor for whiplash, even if it was a low-speed hit. For an adult, they might feel the pain the next day but it can take a few days longer before a kid feels it (something to do with growth/development).

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6243 on: September 27, 2018, 06:31:06 PM »
Was all set to push my first project ever to NPM but my brilliant name was taken. :'(

Didn't show up in Google searches for two pages. I bought the domain for nothing. :maf

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6244 on: September 27, 2018, 09:28:07 PM »
When taking some trash to the dumpster I actually jumpscared a chubby little kid who was also taking trash out to the dumpster.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6245 on: September 27, 2018, 09:33:31 PM »
Garbage day!
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6246 on: September 27, 2018, 10:24:17 PM »
Bunch of new papers at the conference that I missed doing my thing but doing it better than me.  :(

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6247 on: September 28, 2018, 09:31:16 AM »
My favorite go-go boy is dancing at the bar by my apartment tonight, but I can’t be there due to prior commitments. Oh, Emiliano, how I wish to be stuffing dollars down your jock.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6248 on: September 28, 2018, 11:37:31 AM »
 :nsfw
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Mmmm Emiliano.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6249 on: September 28, 2018, 04:11:30 PM »
that's my brother's name :-\
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6250 on: September 28, 2018, 04:43:46 PM »
Someone in the Netherlands stole money from my bank account so between him and Nintex I'm starting to form a nasty prejudice.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6251 on: September 28, 2018, 06:09:10 PM »
that's my brother's name :-\
You know Emiliano? Can you hook a brother up?!
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6252 on: September 28, 2018, 06:58:19 PM »
Someone in the Netherlands stole money from my bank account so between him and Nintex I'm starting to form a nasty prejudice.

Get your bank to check if they bought a bunch of roses.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6253 on: September 28, 2018, 07:00:23 PM »
Oh come on, bork! That pic was from a flyer in a coffee shop!
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6254 on: September 28, 2018, 07:51:21 PM »
If it was some dumb pantsu shite you would have been fine. ::)

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6255 on: September 28, 2018, 08:38:40 PM »
Well, don’t worry. I walk by a gay bar and a gay club on my way to BART every morning. Bork is going to be seeing a lot more go-go boys. God help him if I go to the Castro this weekend. The flyers there are pretty much actual pornography.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6256 on: September 28, 2018, 09:05:00 PM »
Today during my lunch break I was browsing the internet on my phone. Some coworkers came by so I put my phone on the table to chat with them. After they left I picked up my phone to discover the page I loaded was displaying a picture of a nearly naked gogo boy that filled most of my phone's screen.  :doge
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6257 on: September 28, 2018, 09:52:37 PM »
Looking at the flyer on my phone, it’s for a “Hip Hop Harness Party.” I’m really missing out :(
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6258 on: September 28, 2018, 09:54:16 PM »
Also keep in mind this was my avatar for months with no problem.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6259 on: September 28, 2018, 10:03:09 PM »
Bork just also posted this in the forum’s most popular thread.

what happens when your whole life is a Bowsette drive?

:bowsette :bowsette :bowsette :bowsette :bowsette :bowsette :bowsette :bowsette :bowsette :bowsette :bowsette YOU FUCKERS ASKED FOR THIS  :nothot

I can only conclude that he’s also homophobic in addition to his well-established transphobia.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6260 on: September 28, 2018, 10:10:22 PM »
:peach

It's the size of the pic, man. 
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AND PEOPLE CAN FUCKING TURN AVATARS OFF.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6261 on: September 28, 2018, 10:24:55 PM »
Just wait til I find a flyer of Felipe. It looks like he has a fucking grapefruit in his jock.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6262 on: September 28, 2018, 10:33:21 PM »
how big is your dick tvc?

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6263 on: September 28, 2018, 10:40:39 PM »
:(
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6264 on: September 29, 2018, 01:47:35 AM »
Struggled with my PS VR headset to get it in focus, started worrying it was broken or had been tweaked. Realized WAY TOO SLOWLY that I was still wearing reading glasses inside the headset.  :-\

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6265 on: September 29, 2018, 12:46:32 PM »
filler, show me your Emiliano so I can, uh, “struggle” to him
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6266 on: September 29, 2018, 12:49:55 PM »
Someone in the Netherlands stole money from my bank account so between him and Nintex I'm starting to form a nasty prejudice.
What's his name? Maybe I can go and find him.  :doge
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6267 on: September 29, 2018, 12:55:52 PM »
Not sure what to spend Shost's money on. :(

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6268 on: September 29, 2018, 01:09:57 PM »
Pretty much all my technology is failing me. I'm having to do sfc and chkdsk multiple times a week on my PC, otherwise my computer just constantly locks up every program within seconds, things that should take seconds take 10+ minutes, and I'm sure it's going to fail completely in the near future.

I had a cheap android phone that has been cracked for a long time, but the screen completely gave up, so the only thing I had as a replacement around the house was a SLIDER PHONE from 2006. It does, miraculously considering the mini sim card doesn't actually properly fit, work just for calls and texting, and had bluetooth so I can still use it for music at the gym, but anything else is no longer supported so there's nothing to connect to. It's also T9. In 2018. The way I have to transfer music is to put a mini SD chip into the broken phone, hook it to my PC, put on whatever it is I'm wanting on it, then put the chip into the 12 year old phone.

My next step was borrowing my mom's old iphone just as a general internet device, however it's a 4, which means almost no apps work for it anymore, the battery lasts less than a day even with nothing running, in airplane mode, and not connected to wifi while the screen is off, and there's a pop up for icloud literally every 5 seconds, which of course she doesn't know the password to so I can't get rid of it. Trying a factory reset also will not work so it's pretty useless.

I can't afford to update or upgrade any of these issues, so I just see it as preparing for my future off the grid lifestyle.


EDIT: In addition all the music I've recently downloaded can't be played on any of my devices without being converted first.
Can I mail you my old Nexus One or something?

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6269 on: September 29, 2018, 01:31:36 PM »
Sounds like your harddrive is about to fall over, Stro. 120GB SSDs are pretty cheap right now. Less than 50$. Around 30$ on Newegg.
That'll lose you a bunch of capacity, I bet, but at least you'll have a working system.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6270 on: September 29, 2018, 01:41:50 PM »
Hm. Looking at the SMART data can't hurt (but it might give you anxiety).

https://crystalmark.info/redirect.php?product=CrystalDiskInfoInstaller

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6271 on: September 29, 2018, 02:48:35 PM »
filler, show me your Emiliano so I can, uh, “struggle” to him
"show me your emiliano"  :doge
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6272 on: September 29, 2018, 03:01:50 PM »
Not sure what to spend Shost's money on. :(

Emiliano’s jock needs the dolares I couldn’t feed it last night. Emiliano takes Venmo. Send me Stost’s ameros.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6273 on: September 30, 2018, 02:41:20 AM »
mon visage quand our finance team fucks around with our invoice format due to customer pressure which in turn fucks us up for tax purposes  :-\ :'(

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6274 on: September 30, 2018, 03:26:50 PM »
filler, show me your Emiliano so I can, uh, “struggle” to him
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6275 on: October 01, 2018, 01:31:46 AM »
mon visage quand our finance team fucks around with our invoice format due to customer pressure which in turn fucks us up for tax purposes  :-\ :'(

I regularly work with an entity that's billed by artists and a ghastly number of invoices they provide don't even sum correctly because they're writing them up in Word or Excel, and in such a way that they're chronically underpaid as a result. Is the whole starving artist phenomenon a function of them being unable to count?

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6276 on: October 01, 2018, 01:51:51 AM »
mon visage quand our finance team fucks around with our invoice format due to customer pressure which in turn fucks us up for tax purposes  :-\ :'(

I regularly work with an entity that's billed by artists and a ghastly number of invoices they provide don't even sum correctly because they're writing them up in Word or Excel, and in such a way that they're chronically underpaid as a result. Is the whole starving artist phenomenon a function of them being unable to count?
in this particular case, i can't get too upset because they were trying to help i guess and also because the direct tax guys are like balls-to-the-wall, hyper aggressive on the tax planning front. i'd articulate how supremely uncomfortable i am with the arrangement but fuck it my name's not on shit

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6277 on: October 01, 2018, 03:27:55 AM »
A surfer from Japan lived in the commune for awhile but moved out last month. "Finally, I can start weebing out again," I thought to myself. WRONG. Our new communard is a student from Japan. :'(

Update: She has a Shiba Inu rug in her room. It might be safe to grow my chonmage back out. :doge

Update: When I came home tonight she was unironically listening to "Running in the 90s." Why did I cut off my chonmage. Why did I even try to curtail my weeb inclinations. :goty

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6278 on: October 01, 2018, 07:38:31 AM »
Overdid weight lifting two days ago that left me with an inflamed tendon in my left wrist/thumb which means I can't play Street Fighter to pass the time when home  :maf  :'(

Show us your calves.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6279 on: October 01, 2018, 12:47:38 PM »
A surfer from Japan lived in the commune for awhile but moved out last month. "Finally, I can start weebing out again," I thought to myself. WRONG. Our new communard is a student from Japan. :'(

Update: She has a Shiba Inu rug in her room. It might be safe to grow my chonmage back out. :doge

Update: When I came home tonight she was unironically listening to "Running in the 90s." Why did I cut off my chonmage. Why did I even try to curtail my weeb inclinations. :goty

Invite her to a Bore Plug.DJ sesh :noah
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6280 on: October 01, 2018, 01:27:50 PM »
Was at the park walking the dog and we sat down for a second on a bench.  Felt a sharp pain and saw a wasp flying away.  Fucker stung me right on my finger.  :lol
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6281 on: October 01, 2018, 01:51:19 PM »
Not the finger! 

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6282 on: October 01, 2018, 03:15:28 PM »
I got disqualified from donating plasma due to weight lifting bruises and a tiny bug bite.

That wasp is living his best life.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6283 on: October 02, 2018, 07:26:53 PM »
My avatar 404'd before I could save it  :busta
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6284 on: October 02, 2018, 08:00:06 PM »
This work week is making me want to blow my brains out in a public and gruesome manner.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6285 on: October 02, 2018, 08:21:47 PM »
I got disqualified from donating plasma due to weight lifting bruises and a tiny bug bite.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6286 on: October 04, 2018, 06:52:39 PM »
I was browsing the bore while drowsy, accidentally clicked on the Bad Vibes thread, and now I have seen sights that are not-safe-for-Arvie.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6287 on: October 04, 2018, 07:03:10 PM »
Such a thing does not exist. 

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6288 on: October 04, 2018, 07:09:44 PM »
Such a thing does not exist.

You are only harming yourself.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6289 on: October 04, 2018, 07:16:21 PM »
I was browsing the bore while drowsy, accidentally clicked on the Bad Vibes thread, and now I have seen sights that are not-safe-for-Arvie.
You're welcome to our realm any time, Chrono. :insane

Also, I'm surprised Arvie doesn't post their regularly.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6290 on: October 04, 2018, 07:21:10 PM »
My bad vibes should not be contained in a single thread. 

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6291 on: October 05, 2018, 09:07:42 PM »
I ate some bad bbq or something at work. Threw up immediately after I got off the bus home. Had to sit for 10-15 min to calm down and get control of my tummy before calling a Lyft. Threw up immediately upon entering my apartment, got vomit everywhere trying to run to the bathroom. Pooped my pants a little while vomiting (you lose some butt control when throwing up) and had to do the pull-pants-down-while-throwing-up-on-myself move to avert further disaster. Have to clean myself up and go out to see drag queens in an hour because I can’t flake out on my friends on this particular night
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6292 on: October 05, 2018, 10:19:44 PM »
Oh god this was a bad idea. I’m going to throw up on Michelle Visage at the meet & greet
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6293 on: October 06, 2018, 02:22:17 AM »
Flying out to work at a different location next week because of short term staffing needs and just found out today that apparently the other guy going (from a third location) isn’t renting a car aka I’m going to be stuck driving the guy around all fucking week. Kill me

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6294 on: October 06, 2018, 02:36:00 AM »
That was worth throwing up on Michelle Visage’s tits for. Aquaria’s big number was a Kill Bill House of Blue Leaves-inspired dance-fight against the back-up dancers.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6295 on: October 06, 2018, 07:14:30 AM »
Yesterday I had a migraine at work in the last few hours of my shift. Immediately after pulling out of the parking lot after work I got stuck in traffic which has never been the case. While sitting there I was thinking to myself "If this traffic doesn't start moving soon, I'm going to throw up all over myself". But the traffic didn't start moving soon.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6296 on: October 06, 2018, 07:30:53 AM »
Dealerships should advertise leather seat options that way.

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6297 on: October 06, 2018, 04:40:05 PM »
Of course I become ill over the weekend, feels great, what a way to charge my batteries for next week, thanks immune system, fuck yes  :beli

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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6298 on: October 06, 2018, 04:59:13 PM »
My knee swelled up really bad overnight and it’s hard to stand up or walk. I think I twisted it a bit rushing off the bus yesterday :( it hurts enough to keep me in bed.
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Re: minor inconviences that are not struggles
« Reply #6299 on: October 06, 2018, 05:05:13 PM »
Stro, come massage my feet. They ache, too. I’m wearing nothing except your favorite leopard print underwear.
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