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« Reply #4562 on: March 29, 2020, 09:41:53 PM »

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« Reply #4563 on: March 29, 2020, 09:46:48 PM »
48 hours until I get confirmed/denied welfare + $600/week

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Don't companies have to keep workers on payroll to qualify for their own corona bucks?

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« Reply #4565 on: March 29, 2020, 09:51:36 PM »


the us slowed down but cases are still doubling every 3 days :mjcry
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« Reply #4566 on: March 29, 2020, 09:53:12 PM »
twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1244353827819655168
This is common with a lot of data that countries record, infant mortality is the most famous one but I remember reading a comparative article that had like six disclaimers about some random education stat like sixth grade reading level or something. They were all Yuropean countries too with similar systems.

I once came across an article that mentioned an African country was boosting its internet access numbers by using a "theoretical number of people who could use a cafe 24/7 at one person using ten minutes" type metric. It was tied to some development aid thing where they were supposed to be hitting these milestones rather than looting too hard and the deadline was approaching. Yet there were lots of Western media stories about the "internet miracle" in said nation thanks to the aid. (The latter was the main point of the article.)

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« Reply #4567 on: March 29, 2020, 09:56:06 PM »
I just realized that even once we have a vaccination we will need to deal with anti-vaxers. 

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« Reply #4569 on: March 29, 2020, 10:02:05 PM »
twitter.com/Zerochan/status/1244440601053061124
JJ & Jeff is one of the worst cases of Western censorship

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« Reply #4570 on: March 29, 2020, 10:02:45 PM »
~70% of UK ICU patients are obese



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« Reply #4572 on: March 29, 2020, 10:12:09 PM »
I just realized that even once we have a vaccination we will need to deal with anti-vaxers.

not gonna lie, a little irrationally nervous about an injection that every human in the world is supposed to receive

even after the requisite 18 months or whatever

"huh it's weird, we gave it a full year and recipients seemed fine but apparently it causes delayed long term organ failure after 2 years, guess everybody's just gonna die"
 :trumps
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« Reply #4573 on: March 29, 2020, 10:13:35 PM »
Guys, shit is getting real, be safe out there and hopefully we’ll all make it.

:itagaki to all the American posters in here, you guys are in legit danger. I hope you’ll be ok

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« Reply #4574 on: March 29, 2020, 10:14:29 PM »
I just realized that even once we have a vaccination we will need to deal with anti-vaxers. 
Anti-vaxxers will deal with themselves to be honest
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« Reply #4575 on: March 29, 2020, 10:18:23 PM »
I just realized that even once we have a vaccination we will need to deal with anti-vaxers.

not gonna lie, a little irrationally nervous about an injection that every human in the world is supposed to receive

even after the requisite 18 months or whatever

"huh it's weird, we gave it a full year and recipients seemed fine but apparently it causes delayed long term organ failure after 2 years, guess everybody's just gonna die"
 :trumps

This is the premise to like 8 different one-off episodes of stargate.

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« Reply #4576 on: March 29, 2020, 10:18:30 PM »
They aren't going to roll out a worldwide vaccine suddenly, and if you're not in a vulnerable population segment you should wait anyway even if there aren't rations which I assume there would be.

Plus it's going to be more similar to the flu vaccines.

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« Reply #4577 on: March 29, 2020, 10:20:07 PM »
Yeah, the elderly need to bumped up ahead in the queue rather than wait for a 7 billion stockpile

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« Reply #4578 on: March 29, 2020, 10:20:16 PM »
Benji telling me to do it makes me suspicious ...  Maybe Stargate was right

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« Reply #4579 on: March 29, 2020, 10:21:02 PM »
I think my cat is getting sick of me, she doesn’t even wait pressed against the door when I go to the bathroom anymore
Cats hate everyone.
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« Reply #4580 on: March 29, 2020, 10:21:57 PM »
I heard cats smell Corona like dogs smell cancer. 

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« Reply #4581 on: March 29, 2020, 10:44:36 PM »
https://twitter.com/Zerochan/status/1244440601053061124

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He had been scheduled to star in Kinema no kamisama [ja] when he would star as leading actor for the first time, but Izawa Office (イザワオフィス), the entertainment office he belongs to, and Shochiku announced that they declined his starring in the movie on March 26.[5]

Shimura died at 11:10 p.m. on 29 March 2020 in a hospital in Shinjuku, Tokyo

Damn, that sucks.

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« Reply #4582 on: March 29, 2020, 10:53:34 PM »
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« Reply #4583 on: March 29, 2020, 11:07:39 PM »
Who could have predicted

https://twitter.com/eileenguo/status/1244296947705364480

The number of infected doesn't go up if you don't do tests.  :rollsafe
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« Reply #4584 on: March 29, 2020, 11:09:24 PM »
Radio Free Asia :heh

Hubei province accounts for 4.2% of the population. Approximately 7 million people die in China every year. That's 24,500 people a month in Hubei.

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The source said Wuhan saw 28,000 cremations in the space of a single month, suggesting that the online estimates over a two-and-a-half month period weren't excessive.

Just that back of the envelope math using numbers from several years ago got me really close to the amount of deaths. Not saying that there were probably a few uncounted deaths in China, but I seriously doubt the government is covering up TENS OF THOUSANDS of deaths :lol
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« Reply #4585 on: March 29, 2020, 11:16:36 PM »
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According to Chinese government figures, 2,535 people in Wuhan have died of the virus.
That's still >5% of the deaths during the period. Using the urns figure.

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« Reply #4586 on: March 29, 2020, 11:24:50 PM »
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Radio Free Asia is a United States government–funded

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« Reply #4587 on: March 29, 2020, 11:34:06 PM »






How does reddit and internet Liberpedoians like JayDubya stan this dude?

(Twitter account got suspended for speaking truth to the power? :shh )

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« Reply #4588 on: March 30, 2020, 12:07:01 AM »
https://twitter.com/MimiReeds/status/1244180269130604544
FWIW:
https://twitter.com/ciropellegrino/status/1244407613154103296

Not that it's hard to believe such a story, unfortunately being a nurse doesn't prevent you from also being a major cunt, but just assuming it's the norm, is kind of distinguished mentally-challenged.  :doge

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« Reply #4589 on: March 30, 2020, 12:21:16 AM »
(Twitter account got suspended for speaking truth to the power? :shh )

He wasn't suspended, the delicate flower that is Elon Musk just did what Trump wishes he'd be able to do (but hasn't managed to install enough stooges in the courts to make it legal just yet): he blocked the guy.
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« Reply #4590 on: March 30, 2020, 12:30:41 AM »
https://twitter.com/MimiReeds/status/1244180269130604544
FWIW:
https://twitter.com/ciropellegrino/status/1244407613154103296

Not that it's hard to believe such a story, unfortunately being a nurse doesn't prevent you from also being a major cunt, but just assuming it's the norm, is kind of distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.  :doge
https://twitter.com/MarsdenMarshal1/status/1244412285088444418

 :kermit
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« Reply #4591 on: March 30, 2020, 12:44:26 AM »
https://twitter.com/MimiReeds/status/1244180269130604544
FWIW:
https://twitter.com/ciropellegrino/status/1244407613154103296

Not that it's hard to believe such a story, unfortunately being a nurse doesn't prevent you from also being a major cunt, but just assuming it's the norm, is kind of distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.  :doge
https://twitter.com/MarsdenMarshal1/status/1244412285088444418

 :kermit
It's just not news, didn't say it wasn't bad.  :doge
It'd fit well in the bad vibes thread, though.  ;)

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« Reply #4592 on: March 30, 2020, 12:53:23 AM »
Billy has drawn in the sand the number of expendable Americans

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1244413667971653635

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« Reply #4593 on: March 30, 2020, 01:04:03 AM »
When do we find out if Rand paul died or not
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« Reply #4594 on: March 30, 2020, 01:04:30 AM »
Like Kissinger, he won't go down easy.

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« Reply #4595 on: March 30, 2020, 01:05:22 AM »
Ah, so nice to live somewhere where you can criticize the officials and not get gulaged like China, amirite fellow free folks?

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/er-doctor-fired-after-criticizing-coronavirus-response-at-his-hospital.html

Choir not cancelled, ends badly

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-03-29/coronavirus-choir-outbreak

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« Reply #4597 on: March 30, 2020, 01:12:56 AM »
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« Reply #4598 on: March 30, 2020, 01:17:02 AM »
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« Reply #4600 on: March 30, 2020, 02:47:13 AM »
That’s exactly the sort of guy that I would imagine would throw a lockdown party  :doge

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« Reply #4601 on: March 30, 2020, 03:31:32 AM »
twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1244353827819655168
This is common with a lot of data that countries record, infant mortality is the most famous one but I remember reading a comparative article that had like six disclaimers about some random education stat like sixth grade reading level or something. They were all Yuropean countries too with similar systems.

I once came across an article that mentioned an African country was boosting its internet access numbers by using a "theoretical number of people who could use a cafe 24/7 at one person using ten minutes" type metric. It was tied to some development aid thing where they were supposed to be hitting these milestones rather than looting too hard and the deadline was approaching. Yet there were lots of Western media stories about the "internet miracle" in said nation thanks to the aid. (The latter was the main point of the article.)

Beyond the arbitrary definition, it also makes sense with testing in very short supplies (at the beginning of the epidemic at least) and symptoms that can be undistinguishable with other types of flu that they didn't test post-mortem all deaths in retirement homes. That's maybe a mistake because they were obviously at-risk populations and potential clusters... I guess the problem became apparent as deaths, hospitalization or suspicious cases went critical mass in any one institution. I think that with more testing they also started including nursing home staff more regularly.

French authorities made the disambiguation very clear 4 or 5 days ago, I suspect it's probably because the media was probably going to report on it. There's an argument that changing the statistical definition mid-stream would be more confusing and make the data less useful (on top of being less shameful for our dear leaders...) but everyone should be mindful that the number of fatalities is probably higher (maybe a lot higher) than what we know at the moment. And really, I suspect that's true for most countries.

It's probably extra-sensitive in France after the absolute fiasco of the 2003 heat wave that killed an estimated 15k seniors. Health ministers don't have the best track record here, though the public and media also get pissy when too much is done (that happened with the H1N1, lots of treatment and masks bought for "nothing", the minister at the time got ridiculed for years about that...).
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« Reply #4602 on: March 30, 2020, 04:49:49 AM »

Looking at Swedish corona stats, not quarantining people using force and closing everything down but instead asking us plebs to act responsibly on our own accord seems to work just as well as the more authoritarian methods.  :swiss

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« Reply #4603 on: March 30, 2020, 05:26:23 AM »
lol what a country of squares

bless up my lockdown kings :rejoice
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« Reply #4604 on: March 30, 2020, 05:40:57 AM »
lol what a country of squares

bless up my lockdown kings :rejoice
ahah, yeah!
*Riots in the streets after 3 months of lockdown destroy the country's economy beyond repair.:fbm

April 3rd is almost up, we'll see how people are gonna react to the (inevitable) extension of the quarantine.

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« Reply #4606 on: March 30, 2020, 06:16:31 AM »
another MP in the UK diagnosed with Corona.... end of days brehs


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« Reply #4608 on: March 30, 2020, 06:21:15 AM »
I think Fauci is actually being pretty kind to Trump with that estimate, he didn't specify a timeline (no one can, obviously) and a lot of states, despite the terrible leadership by Trump, have started implementing measures to help mitigate the worst hopefully. It's ten/twenty times the actual present Italian fatalities, so per capita roughly similar but in the upper bracket to account for the tardiness of the response. It's a terrible number but still palatable to compare it to a very bad flu, yet high enough the current administration could hope to officially undershoot it before the peak passes.

I don't blame him for playing the game because that's apparently the only way you can bait Trump into common sense, but it's a very non-committal, political statement to make.
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« Reply #4609 on: March 30, 2020, 06:24:37 AM »
https://twitter.com/KojiPro2015_EN/status/1244557445331968000

Those bitches need to update their ssl if they have a store on that site god damn it....

They think they're the bore or some shit.

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« Reply #4610 on: March 30, 2020, 06:30:24 AM »
Those bitches need to update their ssl if they have a store on that site god damn it....

Visited a small Japanese online store without a cert just the other day :japancry

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« Reply #4612 on: March 30, 2020, 06:35:27 AM »
Those bitches need to update their ssl if they have a store on that site god damn it....

Visited a small Japanese online store without a cert just the other day :japancry

Already hacked breh.

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« Reply #4613 on: March 30, 2020, 06:41:52 AM »
https://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/who-video-games-playaparttogether/

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The World Health Organization wants you to stay at home and play video games

 :salute :playa
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« Reply #4614 on: March 30, 2020, 06:48:33 AM »
https://www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/who-video-games-playaparttogether/

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The World Health Organization wants you to stay at home and play video games

 :salute :playa

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« Reply #4615 on: March 30, 2020, 07:49:15 AM »
Tremendous numbers, bigger than anyone elses :trumps
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« Reply #4616 on: March 30, 2020, 07:52:58 AM »
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« Reply #4617 on: March 30, 2020, 08:00:11 AM »
Got an email from Amazon over the weekend, saying that all non-essential items will see significant delivery delays.

Persona 5 Royal now out for delivery and due to arrive in a few minutes.
:confused
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« Reply #4618 on: March 30, 2020, 08:00:27 AM »
fack da police

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« Reply #4619 on: March 30, 2020, 08:30:48 AM »
Got an email from Amazon over the weekend, saying that all non-essential items will see significant delivery delays.

Persona 5 Royal now out for delivery and due to arrive in a few minutes.
:confused

What did they do to change it? Did they cut it by 20 hours?

Also fairly essential though, are you planning on playing it.