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« Reply #4320 on: March 29, 2020, 03:41:14 PM »
The viewership of the Trump pressers keeps going up which means that for some reason more and more people want to see it.
They either enjoy show he's putting up for the ratings (which is really what it is all about for him) or more and more people are screaming at their TV's hoping for some actual information.

It seems like a moot point to brag about ratings as the president....in every circumstance.  You brag about ratings for a sitcom or a football game.  What's the implication here?  That it's surprising that millions of people would tune in to hear what their president has to say during a global pandemic?  Actually, scratch that last point.
You would expect viewership to go down as the crisis unfolds not increase rapidly.
That would mean that you're gaining new viewers much faster and you aren't losing existing viewers.

Maybe networks aren't covering or airing the Q&A with the press after the daily announcements?
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« Reply #4321 on: March 29, 2020, 03:49:15 PM »
I just can't believe any of this stuff right now.

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« Reply #4322 on: March 29, 2020, 03:49:57 PM »


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« Reply #4324 on: March 29, 2020, 03:57:57 PM »
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« Reply #4325 on: March 29, 2020, 03:59:51 PM »
interacting with dutch posters is not a laughing/emoji matter

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« Reply #4326 on: March 29, 2020, 04:06:24 PM »

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« Reply #4330 on: March 29, 2020, 04:28:50 PM »

I don't think hospital systems anywhere in the world are ready for a 200% increase in mostly elderly patients in a matter of days.

Italy is in a terrible state because the country lacks any sort of additional resources to deal with this crisis.
Their limited resources are so strained that the Russians are patrolling and disinfecting the streets.

Many other European countries are also reaching their ICU capacity limits and mostly depend on medical supply imports from China, which are slower and turn out to malfunction.
From what I'm seeing, I hope and expect the US will squeak by as there seems to be a rapid increase in production and supply in medical equipment. To the point where the US might be able to start exporting equipment abroad if their own needs are covered.

The fact that the treatment for COVID-19 seems to be standardized means that you can add human resources fairly quick as well by training nurses/doctors of other departments to specifically help deal with this disease.
If all else fails you could even get the police, firemen and other type of first responders and the military to help out. I would say that on a federal and state level the US is equipped fairly well to deal with a crisis such as this.
Some countries like The Netherlands are well prepared 'on paper' but just can't seem to get the numbers of ventilators and masks required if China keeps sending broken junk.

Doctors are now calling their elderly patients to ask in advance if they want further treatment in the ICU if they get corona.
And everyone understands the alternative is to die peacefully with some comfort, an option which some elderly had already chosen when they opted not get treated.
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« Reply #4332 on: March 29, 2020, 04:32:17 PM »
That's fucking abominable. 

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« Reply #4333 on: March 29, 2020, 04:39:15 PM »
That's fucking abominable. 
That's fucking Italy
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« Reply #4334 on: March 29, 2020, 04:40:32 PM »
That's fucking abominable. 
That's fucking Italy

You're not wrong.  I'm from Italy, it has a lot of changing to do.  But it has made strides over the years.  A long way to go, though.

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« Reply #4335 on: March 29, 2020, 04:40:33 PM »
https://royalcentral.co.uk/uk/queen/concern-for-the-queen-grows-as-her-senior-footman-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-139863/

"Concern for The Queen grows as her senior footman tests positive for coronavirus"  :dead

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« Reply #4336 on: March 29, 2020, 04:50:05 PM »

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« Reply #4337 on: March 29, 2020, 05:36:33 PM »
Financial Times : Dyson to produce 15,000 ventilators from scratch ‘in weeks’

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I suppose they will include the Dyson markup and be made entirely of plastic with some gaudy plastic structural features that serve no purpose at all.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=13033135&postcount=362

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« Reply #4338 on: March 29, 2020, 05:40:56 PM »
https://twitter.com/dwnews/status/1244260266856067073

I’m about to commit suicide over the despair of not being able catch a fucking string fish in Animal Crossing after 2 days of trying  :existential
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« Reply #4339 on: March 29, 2020, 05:51:09 PM »
Financial Times : Dyson to produce 15,000 ventilators from scratch ‘in weeks’

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I suppose they will include the Dyson markup and be made entirely of plastic with some gaudy plastic structural features that serve no purpose at all.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=13033135&postcount=362

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"weeks"

Too bad hospitals need them RIGHT NOW.
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« Reply #4340 on: March 29, 2020, 05:52:34 PM »
https://twitter.com/BenStinar/status/1244306042248466436

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« Reply #4341 on: March 29, 2020, 05:52:35 PM »
Several cases of "cardiac toxicity" in the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region, some needing intensive care, following improper self-medication with hydrochloriquin.

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« Reply #4344 on: March 29, 2020, 06:11:44 PM »
Trump just announced extending all the measures until April 30th.

Peak of this virus is expected to hit over the next 2 weeks.
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« Reply #4346 on: March 29, 2020, 06:17:26 PM »
That's fucking abominable. 
That's fucking Italy

You're not wrong.  I'm from Italy, it has a lot of changing to do.  But it has made strides over the years.  A long way to go, though.
Italy is another one of those cases of Italians are lovely people, but Italy fucking sucks. Kinda like Americans.
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« Reply #4347 on: March 29, 2020, 06:18:11 PM »
Trump also announcing the mask shortage is because of theft and hospitals need to look into it.  :lol

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« Reply #4348 on: March 29, 2020, 06:19:19 PM »
our Italian posters are some of our very best  :-*
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« Reply #4349 on: March 29, 2020, 06:21:24 PM »
Seems like Fauci and Birx convinced Trump with big numbers of deaths to keep everyone home.  :doge
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« Reply #4350 on: March 29, 2020, 06:25:12 PM »
our Italian posters are some of our very best  :-*
The bestest

Clearly someone that never suffered the Magus days.
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« Reply #4351 on: March 29, 2020, 06:26:19 PM »
At the beginning of the year I was positive for the future. I am slowly reverting to my "fuck everything/everything is trash" mindset. There's nothing I can do to stop it.
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« Reply #4352 on: March 29, 2020, 06:26:49 PM »


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« Reply #4353 on: March 29, 2020, 06:28:10 PM »
Lennon was a piece of shit and is the worst Beatle next to Ringo.
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« Reply #4354 on: March 29, 2020, 06:35:10 PM »
At the beginning of the year I was positive for the future. I am slowly reverting to my "fuck everything/everything is trash" mindset. There's nothing I can do to stop it.

Trump can still die, keep that chin up
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« Reply #4356 on: March 29, 2020, 06:37:01 PM »
TBF those are some fit looking people, even if they get it, they'll be fine.

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« Reply #4357 on: March 29, 2020, 07:37:48 PM »
That's fucking abominable. 
That's fucking Italy

You're not wrong.  I'm from Italy, it has a lot of changing to do.  But it has made strides over the years.  A long way to go, though.
Italy is another one of those cases of Italians are lovely people, but Italy fucking sucks. Kinda like Americans.

nah bruh italians are pretty bad too



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« Reply #4358 on: March 29, 2020, 07:41:47 PM »
Casu marzu is eaten by like 5 inbreds in Sardinia.  I've literally never seen it in person.   :lol

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« Reply #4359 on: March 29, 2020, 07:45:25 PM »
Casu marzu is eaten by like 5 inbreds in Sardinia.  I've literally never seen it in person.   :lol

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« Reply #4360 on: March 29, 2020, 08:01:30 PM »
I think my cat is getting sick of me, she doesn’t even wait pressed against the door when I go to the bathroom anymore
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« Reply #4363 on: March 29, 2020, 09:41:53 PM »

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« Reply #4364 on: March 29, 2020, 09:46:48 PM »
48 hours until I get confirmed/denied welfare + $600/week

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Don't companies have to keep workers on payroll to qualify for their own corona bucks?

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« Reply #4366 on: March 29, 2020, 09:53:12 PM »
twitter.com/RMFifthCircuit/status/1244353827819655168
This is common with a lot of data that countries record, infant mortality is the most famous one but I remember reading a comparative article that had like six disclaimers about some random education stat like sixth grade reading level or something. They were all Yuropean countries too with similar systems.

I once came across an article that mentioned an African country was boosting its internet access numbers by using a "theoretical number of people who could use a cafe 24/7 at one person using ten minutes" type metric. It was tied to some development aid thing where they were supposed to be hitting these milestones rather than looting too hard and the deadline was approaching. Yet there were lots of Western media stories about the "internet miracle" in said nation thanks to the aid. (The latter was the main point of the article.)

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« Reply #4367 on: March 29, 2020, 09:56:06 PM »
I just realized that even once we have a vaccination we will need to deal with anti-vaxers. 

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« Reply #4369 on: March 29, 2020, 10:02:05 PM »
twitter.com/Zerochan/status/1244440601053061124
JJ & Jeff is one of the worst cases of Western censorship

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« Reply #4370 on: March 29, 2020, 10:02:45 PM »
~70% of UK ICU patients are obese



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« Reply #4372 on: March 29, 2020, 10:12:09 PM »
I just realized that even once we have a vaccination we will need to deal with anti-vaxers.

not gonna lie, a little irrationally nervous about an injection that every human in the world is supposed to receive

even after the requisite 18 months or whatever

"huh it's weird, we gave it a full year and recipients seemed fine but apparently it causes delayed long term organ failure after 2 years, guess everybody's just gonna die"
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« Reply #4373 on: March 29, 2020, 10:13:35 PM »
Guys, shit is getting real, be safe out there and hopefully we’ll all make it.

:itagaki to all the American posters in here, you guys are in legit danger. I hope you’ll be ok

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« Reply #4374 on: March 29, 2020, 10:14:29 PM »
I just realized that even once we have a vaccination we will need to deal with anti-vaxers. 
Anti-vaxxers will deal with themselves to be honest
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« Reply #4375 on: March 29, 2020, 10:18:23 PM »
I just realized that even once we have a vaccination we will need to deal with anti-vaxers.

not gonna lie, a little irrationally nervous about an injection that every human in the world is supposed to receive

even after the requisite 18 months or whatever

"huh it's weird, we gave it a full year and recipients seemed fine but apparently it causes delayed long term organ failure after 2 years, guess everybody's just gonna die"
 :trumps

This is the premise to like 8 different one-off episodes of stargate.

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« Reply #4376 on: March 29, 2020, 10:18:30 PM »
They aren't going to roll out a worldwide vaccine suddenly, and if you're not in a vulnerable population segment you should wait anyway even if there aren't rations which I assume there would be.

Plus it's going to be more similar to the flu vaccines.

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« Reply #4377 on: March 29, 2020, 10:20:07 PM »
Yeah, the elderly need to bumped up ahead in the queue rather than wait for a 7 billion stockpile

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« Reply #4378 on: March 29, 2020, 10:20:16 PM »
Benji telling me to do it makes me suspicious ...  Maybe Stargate was right

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« Reply #4379 on: March 29, 2020, 10:21:02 PM »
I think my cat is getting sick of me, she doesn’t even wait pressed against the door when I go to the bathroom anymore
Cats hate everyone.
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