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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on March 09, 2011, 09:14:34 PM

Title: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 09, 2011, 09:14:34 PM
Couple questions

1. How do i stalk profiles without them knowing muahahah
2. when do the bitches start callin' big daddy BM?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2011, 09:15:42 PM
1) don't know big daddy BM
2) see 1)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 09, 2011, 09:16:33 PM
1) don't know big daddy BM
2) see 1)

i ment fresh new bitches, not my old closet hanging bitches
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 09, 2011, 09:17:44 PM
Can you search for Malek? I think he's lost somewhere in there, and couldn't find his way out.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 09, 2011, 09:18:40 PM
Can you search for Malek? I think he's lost somewhere in there, and couldn't find his way out.

I don't know how. Plus if I view his profile he might think he stands a chance with me.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 09, 2011, 09:19:11 PM
oh shit a hot chick viewed my profile!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Shaka Khan on March 09, 2011, 09:19:39 PM
:-*
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2011, 09:27:57 PM
It should be somewhere in profile settings. But if you set it that way, you won't be able to tell who's looking at your profile
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 09, 2011, 09:31:39 PM
there is an unusual amount of Bi females in my city. Also I hate how i set for search women within 25 miles of me and i get ladies from Los Angeles. I don't date girls from there harumph!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Brehvolution on March 10, 2011, 04:57:59 PM
Can you search for Malek? I think he's lost somewhere in there, and couldn't find his way out.

He posts quite a bit on Twitter.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 11, 2011, 09:04:51 AM
what's his twandle?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Brehvolution on March 11, 2011, 09:54:01 AM
Flannel_boy
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 23, 2011, 11:05:56 PM
I got this letter from OKCupid. Can anyone with a OKCupid account comfirm whether this is bullshit or not?

Quote
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver.
. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

Also, wtf I haven't received a single piece of mail from any girl on the site yet. What do they expect me to do, make the first move? fuck dat!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2011, 11:17:36 PM
I wish I got letters saying I was of above average attractiveness. 
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 23, 2011, 11:22:57 PM
I wish I got letters saying I was of above average attractiveness. 

Give me your e-mail  :-*
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 23, 2011, 11:25:30 PM
Wait, so if you're an ugly SOB all you get to see are fellow uggos?

That's some bullshit.

 :smug
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 05:28:09 PM
holy shit hot girl messaged me. Mupepe would be proud!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2011, 06:19:19 PM
I got this letter from OKCupid. Can anyone with a OKCupid account comfirm whether this is bullshit or not?

Quote
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver.
. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

Also, wtf I haven't received a single piece of mail from any girl on the site yet. What do they expect me to do, make the first move? fuck dat!

I've heard other people say this.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 06:27:47 PM
oh shit she gave me her number!

Quote
yes, I don't go out that much either. Well I wish you luck here. I get alot of bullshit and fake people, Its hard to meet genuine , up front people here, but I guess its like that anywhere. Well if you get bored and want to chat, maybe grab a drink sometime let me know. :) *gives her number*

 8) 8) 8) 8)


wait... now what do i do
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 06:29:43 PM
not at this particular moment, no. THERE ARE RULES MAN RULES

and I have no idea what they are  :'(

plus she lives pretty far away. like an hour drive.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 06:32:52 PM
not at this particular moment, no. THERE ARE RULES MAN RULES

I didn't ask if you were calling her right now, did I? I'm sure other folks here would never call.



fine.. im sorry i snapped at you *bro-hug*
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Akala on March 25, 2011, 07:05:36 PM
you should totally get drunk and call her. no way to lose.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on March 25, 2011, 07:08:45 PM
drive an hour, have sex with fat girl, weekend is good

do it
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 07:34:36 PM
drive an hour, have sex with fat girl, weekend is good

do it

fuck you!  :maf
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 25, 2011, 09:31:02 PM
I got this letter from OKCupid. Can anyone with a OKCupid account comfirm whether this is bullshit or not?

Quote
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.


I got that too. Though I think I'm not as pretty now as I used to be :(
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2011, 10:35:07 PM
We've already established that online dating threads must contain pictures of the chick who's contacting you, or the chick you're pretending to be going on dates with. Therefore: where are the pics Blackmage?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2011, 10:54:09 PM
Almost a a month old and zero pics. I officially declare that this thread sucks and is gay.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 11:05:26 PM
The girl that gave me her number? ok

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl3.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl2.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl.jpg)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
I wish I got letters saying I was of above average attractiveness. 

Give me your e-mail  :-*
MissBedsock@hotmail.com
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2011, 11:08:27 PM
The girl that gave me her number? ok

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl3.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl2.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl.jpg)
:bow


Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Akala on March 26, 2011, 01:07:26 AM
get in the car
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Reb on March 26, 2011, 03:58:55 AM
get in the car

Get out of my dreams.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Akala on March 26, 2011, 08:53:24 AM
Get out of my dreams.

and into my car
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: lennedsay on March 26, 2011, 11:37:09 AM
Way to go young blood. Gettin' laid, gettin' laid. :pimp
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CrystalGemini on March 28, 2011, 07:17:27 AM
not at this particular moment, no. THERE ARE RULES MAN RULES

and I have no idea what they are  :'(

plus she lives pretty far away. like an hour drive.

etiolate lives an hour from me and I visit almost every week.  When we first met he lived two hours from me.  Not too far at all.   :P
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Barry Egan on March 28, 2011, 12:33:19 PM
If she were 2 points hotter you wouldn't give a shit.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on March 28, 2011, 12:50:33 PM
BM, I hope you hit it!  She's got some nice tittays.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Diunx on March 28, 2011, 01:44:43 PM
An hour drive? With these gas prices!? You better hit it and quit it BM.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on March 28, 2011, 03:12:10 PM
BM, I hope you hit it!  She's got some nice tittays.

seconded
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: TEEEPO on March 28, 2011, 04:20:41 PM
BM, I hope you hit it!  She's got some nice tittays.

.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 28, 2011, 06:11:47 PM
you know, I like asian girls but every asian girl I come across on this site is like 50+% enemy.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on March 30, 2011, 10:53:08 PM
So I just messaged a girl that I think I might like a lot. I was doing the usual compliments and such, and talking about the thing we both liked. But then I went on a ramble about her liking Glee and how much I think that show sucks.. probably not a good idea for the first message.. oh well
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2011, 11:37:45 PM
bagging on Glee>potential pussy
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: lennedsay on March 31, 2011, 12:59:47 AM
dude.... you can do better than some self-proclaimed gleek.

You're all 8) and she's all :derp
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 08:01:11 PM
so that girl I messaged that liked glee messaged me back!

Quote
Glee is amazing! It is my total guilty pleasure. I'm a nut for show tunes and musicals so I can't resist it. Seriously for the longest time I wished that a. I had musical talent and b. People really did break out into song and dance in real life. Sadly I am still talentless when it comes to music, but at least there is a show where people break into song and dance!
Anywho you seem pretty awesome youself. I need to go to work now though so I'm going to stop here and get ready to start my day. Have a great weekend!

cmon she was completely unfazed by my hate-filled rant of glee. I need to ask this girl out! Plus she looks cute too and she lives close by
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 08:03:36 PM
Blackmage's pimp hand>>>>all of evilbore

Seriously only a true g could tell a girl "fuck what you like" and still have a chance at tapping that ass. Wow
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 08:09:09 PM
yeah except now im not sure what to say next  :-\ I guess just straight up ask her if she wants to get coffee or some shit.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 08:12:52 PM
You should mention some of your favorite musicals, then ask what type of job she has and tell her what type you have. Women love men with jobs

Don't ask to meet, you've barely talked to her. Get some more info, see what else she's into etc. Clearly you have the advantage but you don't want to blow your chance yet

also, pics?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 08:25:50 PM
You should mention some of your favorite musicals, then ask what type of job she has and tell her what type you have. Women love men with jobs

Don't ask to meet, you've barely talked to her. Get some more info, see what else she's into etc. Clearly you have the advantage but you don't want to blow your chance yet

also, pics?


:lol

God I love you, PD.  "women love men with jobs"  gold baby!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 08:29:42 PM
oh yes

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl2-1.jpg)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 08:32:12 PM
oh yes

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl2-1.jpg)

very nice.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 08:33:30 PM
I like how her shirt makes a heart above the button thanks to her cleavage.  Very cute.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 08:35:07 PM
She looks nice and smart. Nice

makes me even more depressed about the girls who message me on okcupid  :-\
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 08:35:45 PM
She looks nice and smart. Nice

makes me even more depressed about the girls who message me on okcupid  :-\

i think its just the advantages of living in so cal  8)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 08:41:55 PM
uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually  :-\
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 08:53:39 PM
uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually  :-\

to be honest I don't get a lot of messages from girls.. This one I messaged first.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:01:57 PM
uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually  :-\

You need to obnoxiously make clear in your profile that you're a lawyer.  That'll do it.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:03:01 PM
uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually  :-\

to be honest I don't get a lot of messages from girls.. This one I messaged first.

It is an axiom of online dating that women don't message guys.

Just like, IRL, women don't approach men in bars.

Men have to message the women, just like men have to do the approach in bars.  Online dating doesn't change that basic framework for human courtship.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 09:03:12 PM
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 09:04:36 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 09:05:31 PM
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"

this would only work for a one night stand.. I want a girlfriend dammit.. I'm getting old
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:11:18 PM
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"

this would only work for a one night stand.. I want a girlfriend dammit.. I'm getting old

You're also not a lawyer.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 09:12:48 PM
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"

this would only work for a one night stand.. I want a girlfriend dammit.. I'm getting old

You're also not a lawyer.

I could pull of pretending to be one for a short time maybe  8)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 09:13:18 PM
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight.  Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated.  I haven't logged in since like September.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:14:55 PM
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight.  Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated.  I haven't logged in since like September.

DON'T DO IT, BEBPO, IT'S A TRAP.


BLACKMAGE IS LIKE, 6'2" OR SOME SHIT.  HIS HEIGHT IS ATTRACTING TEH WOMENS...
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 09:16:16 PM
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight.  Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated.  I haven't logged in since like September.

DON'T DO IT, BEBPO, IT'S A TRAP.


BLACKMAGE IS LIKE, 6'2" OR SOME SHIT.  HIS HEIGHT IS ATTRACTING TEH WOMENS...

6'3" actually  :teehee
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 09:16:37 PM
Like a basketball player!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:16:51 PM
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight.  Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated.  I haven't logged in since like September.

DON'T DO IT, BEBPO, IT'S A TRAP.


BLACKMAGE IS LIKE, 6'2" OR SOME SHIT.  HIS HEIGHT IS ATTRACTING TEH WOMENS...




6'3" actually  :teehee


fuck you, blackmage

fuck you up your stupid ass...
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Diunx on April 02, 2011, 09:17:17 PM
Nice tits.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 09:17:45 PM
anyway, I say go for it Bebpo.. from your pics you look handsome  :-*
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:18:26 PM
anyway, I say go for it Bebpo.. from your pics you look handsome  :-*

Bebpo is looking much more sexy than he used to....  :tauntaun
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 10:33:38 PM
Thnx

So I'm going to update my profile and the thing is there is not a single photo of me in the wild in the last 6+ months.  But I want a new snazzy photo for my profile that is representative of the au natural clothed me.  I figure I'm going to use one of the pictures I posted in the picture thread despite them all being mirror shots because that's all I've got.  Hmmmm
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 02, 2011, 10:34:28 PM
oh yes

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl2-1.jpg)

You win. 
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2011, 01:16:08 AM
I've updated my profile and I like it!  Though I've had about 3 beers too many (0 being in the optimal point). 

Time to start messaging interesting people!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2011, 01:25:39 AM
I retook the okcupid dating persona test.

I've been the boy next door years ago, the not-quite-virgin but close looking for a true love.
Then years later I was the slow dancer, one who was just getting started.
Now I'm:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/fuck.jpg)

fffuuuu

btw, sorry blackmage for hi-jacking your okcupid thread :(  I'll split it off if you want me to, so you can have your own dedicated OKcupid thread of you hitting the cute girl  :-[
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2011, 01:37:47 AM
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Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2011, 01:53:23 AM
So I have a question:  Do I message supermodel hot girls believing that like in the animes, they don't get messages from anyone because people think they are too hot and therefore you have a chance?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2011, 02:08:39 AM
It should tell you whether they respond to messages a lot, a little, not at all, etc. Lots of the average to hot chicks get tons of messages every day, so if you message one you better say something more than "hey saw your profile and wanted to say hi."

I'd just start browsing various chick's profiles, then a few days later see if any looked at your profile (you can see it in the Visitors option in the Connections tab). Maybe message some that looked at your profile; although remember lots of chicks browse anonymously so they don't get tons of messages.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2011, 02:13:28 AM
kk, thanks.

I'm getting out some messages.  It feels good to be in the virtual dating community again.  Hopefully blackmage is out macking on his woman tonight so he can come back and take reigns of the thread once again.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2011, 02:24:44 AM
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Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2011, 02:45:25 AM
The problem with really drinking is that while you get some good messages out, you start to get reaaaaally tired and then you're too tired to message anyone and you just fall asleep :(

I'm at that point now :(

ps. this is my livejournal thread while I am drinking
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 03, 2011, 11:04:56 AM
lol i encourage everyone to post in here. I don't have enough material on my own.

as long as you post pics of your girls anyway  :P
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2011, 03:10:36 PM
I decided to skip making an OKCupid account and just post flyers for potential dates.  What do you guys thing?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/nmuSN.png)
[close]
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 03, 2011, 03:15:06 PM
Don't see how that could possibly fail.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2011, 04:04:04 PM
I'm pretty sure you'll have more success than me
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 03, 2011, 06:20:39 PM
I met my GF on OKCupid. No idea how it happened that I got so lucky. She was the first person I messaged and we hit it off instantaneously.

I have heard a lot of amazing horror stories though
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 03, 2011, 07:32:26 PM
I met my GF on OKCupid. No idea how it happened that I got so lucky. She was the first person I messaged and we hit it off instantaneously.

Does she like eating tackos, watching cartoons, and having huge breasts? If not, then you probably could have done better.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 03, 2011, 07:44:26 PM
Yes yes and yes

Her brother also works for Nintendo but I forgave her
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2011, 07:51:47 PM
You stole my potential girlfriend.  You jerk.  Where are all my sweet, tacko loving girls with the big fun-bags?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 03, 2011, 08:06:36 PM
Yes yes and yes

I bow down to your mad girl-fu skills. :bow2
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Powerslave on April 03, 2011, 08:09:29 PM
these are insane computer time's we live in wow
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 03, 2011, 10:57:00 PM
so I've had a couple messages back and forth with this girl. Can I ask her out yet?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2011, 11:04:24 PM
Not until you know here stance on tackos.  She may be crazy.  If her tacko-stance is positive, then ask her out.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on April 03, 2011, 11:04:56 PM
uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 03, 2011, 11:05:42 PM
uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.

you know i like dem fatties, ho
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on April 03, 2011, 11:07:40 PM
so why you waiting, butterball? go fuck some fupa and report back.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 03, 2011, 11:08:12 PM
so why you waiting, butterball? go fuck some fupa and report back.

10-4
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 04, 2011, 01:31:13 AM
I'm with demi on this one
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: pilonv1 on April 04, 2011, 01:39:52 AM
uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.

I always wondered about those okcupid accounts where people were attached or not looking for a relationship. WTF are they doing there then? I think they're used as reverse pyschology and girls use them to weed out the lazy and feeble men.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: tiesto on April 04, 2011, 09:19:17 AM
uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.

I always wondered about those okcupid accounts where people were attached or not looking for a relationship. WTF are they doing there then? I think they're used as reverse pyschology and girls use them to weed out the lazy and feeble men.

I've been dating a girl for like a year and a half now but I still keep my OKC account active (with the "In A Relationship" qualifier of course), in case my friend sends me profiles of girls he's dating and I want to do a bit of stalking :P
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 04, 2011, 11:41:42 AM
The last time I dated a girl she got pissed that I still had my profile online even though it had "in a relationship" status.  Some women are distinguished mentally-challenged about that stuff.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 03:04:22 PM
I love this girl  :heart :heartbeat
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2011, 03:19:19 PM
She wishes people would spontaneously break out in song and dance? Jesus.  Fuck the shit out of her but don't stay with her.  She'll make you watch shit like Fame and Step Up.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 03:25:11 PM
She wishes people would spontaneously break out in song and dance? Jesus.  Fuck the shit out of her but don't stay with her.  She'll make you watch shit like Fame and Step Up.

nobody makes Blackmage do shit he don't wanna do. NOBODY
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2011, 03:29:44 PM
give us some details!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on April 04, 2011, 03:30:16 PM
She's gonna spread the labia and you will melt into her lap and watch say yes to the dress
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 03:38:03 PM
give us some details!

ive just been talking to her via text and she seems like a very genuine girl is all. I'm willing to forgive her glee love.  :bow

What do you think, PD. Should I ask to meet her in person yet or wait a bit longer?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2011, 03:40:15 PM
give us some details!

ive just been talking to her via text and she seems like a very genuine girl is all. I'm willing to forgive her glee love.  :bow

What do you think, PD. Should I ask to meet her in person yet or wait a bit longer?

Seems like a good idea. Maybe meet up for lunch or coffee?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: lennedsay on April 04, 2011, 05:29:37 PM
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea.  ::)

Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 06:13:27 PM
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea.  ::)

Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?


no i havent told her about you yet
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: lennedsay on April 04, 2011, 06:20:13 PM
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea.  ::)

Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?


no i havent told her about you yet

Well you might not have to if you keep asking virgins for advice on love.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 06:24:03 PM
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea.  ::)

Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?


no i havent told her about you yet

Well you might not have to if you keep asking virgins for advice on love.

Advice is easier to give then put into practice. Quit dissing PD woman! He's my broski!


ok what should i do?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: lennedsay on April 04, 2011, 06:43:04 PM
Whatevs, PD is probably laying the black pipe all over town and just acting like a virgin to make everybody feel better. Cause he's :drool

I can't say what to do, because you're my 2nd round draft pick.  :-*  But until then, ask her out, at least to get laid. See if she's good crazy or bad crazy.

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Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2011, 06:48:15 PM
PD gives bad virgin advice.  Do this to her.
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Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 06:55:30 PM
Alright Mike.. you are my new man. I need advice.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2011, 07:21:13 PM
After the cops show up, tell them you thought she looked like ice cream.  They will make you see a psycaitrist and he will give you drugs. Sell the drugs and use the cash to buy enough roses to cover her bed.  Break into bed room and cover bed.  Wait for her to arrive.  This method has never failed me.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2011, 07:28:10 PM
Damn haters gonna hate while I get a homie laid. I aint even mad tho
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 04, 2011, 08:08:57 PM
Gonna go with PD's advice and support the lunch/coffee/tea route.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: lennedsay on April 05, 2011, 01:59:49 AM
So did you ask her on a mini-date yet? Tick tock bub.

You better not find some dumb excuse not to. :wag These are times that Man vs. Wild is NOT the most important aspect of your evening.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Powerslave on April 05, 2011, 09:39:35 AM
let's.... see the girl?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on April 05, 2011, 09:48:49 AM
He posted her pic earlier.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Powerslave on April 05, 2011, 10:21:40 AM
oh how did I miss that

nice tits, you can call her freckles.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 05, 2011, 08:09:05 PM
oh how did I miss that

nice tits, you can call her freckles.

not her. I'm after the other girl i posted.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Nintendosbooger on April 05, 2011, 11:05:09 PM
Quit that online shit, man. With any decent looking bitch online, you'll be competing with a mob of different dudes/weirdos; whereas in real life, you're only contending with the guys that have/had the balls to approach the bitch. Online bitches think their shit doesn't stink and get so gassed up over little stuff like some 120-lb Afghan with a unibrow from another State expressing some interest in them.

It's a number game, and the online dating stuff is a rest haven for attention whores, guy.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2011, 03:24:59 PM
O no! Mojo stole BM's gal.  Booger was right!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: cool breeze on April 06, 2011, 04:01:01 PM
Online dating still sounds terrifying to me.  Even the good experiences posted here sound like the exceptions.  How do they ensure you won't meet a gunga galunga, or worse, Meg Ryan?  Can I find someone who likes Way of the Samurai and Gattaca?

Also, seems like mostly older people doing it (late 20s, 30s), which is doubly scary because it makes college out to be the last bastion of meeting people in the meat.

Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on April 06, 2011, 04:01:47 PM
Just found out a band I love is playing Saturday too. FUUUU. Contemplatinng moving date night.
why not try to make a date for the concert?  the only downside would be that if she says no to it and then you try to reschedule she'll definitely know what's up  haha
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on April 06, 2011, 04:02:47 PM
Online dating still sounds terrifying to me.  Even the good experiences posted here sound like the exceptions.  How do they ensure you won't meet a gunga galunga, or worse, Meg Ryan?  Can I find someone who likes Way of the Samurai and Gattaca?

Also, seems like mostly older people doing it (late 20s, 30s), which is doubly scary because it makes college out to be the last bastion of meeting people in the meat.


You'll never get as many dates as you do in college unless you're a club/bar rat.  Any kind of school is the easiest way to meet women.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on April 06, 2011, 04:13:26 PM
in that case, make sure to plug her ass good for me.  Jam your thumb right in there.  Argh.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 06, 2011, 04:31:42 PM
Well I asked the girl if she wants to meet, but I'm awaiting a reply. In the meantime I'll just start messaging more womenz. I've been getting a lot of messages from some ugly ass girls, the past couple days.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Brehvolution on April 06, 2011, 04:35:48 PM
The uggoz are just practice for ones you like.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on April 06, 2011, 04:53:12 PM
Just hump the uggos in the meantime.  Treat them like dirt too.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 06, 2011, 04:58:11 PM
one girl I met from okcupid and got a bj from is now doing fetish porn
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 06, 2011, 05:31:29 PM
I messaged a new girl who is very cute and seems very low maintenance.. Her requirements from a guy are he can't own any Ed Hardy or Affliction clothing.  8)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2011, 05:35:56 PM
one girl I met from okcupid and got a bj from is now doing fetish porn

pics
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: lennedsay on April 06, 2011, 05:36:44 PM
I messaged a new girl who is very cute and seems very low maintenance.. Her requirements from a guy are he can't own any Ed Hardy or Affliction clothing.  8)

:uguu She's perfect! Let me know if her inner lesbian wants to visit St Louis.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 06, 2011, 05:44:41 PM
meh might as well.  never talk to her anymore

these are from her modeling profile, not the porn site

 :nsfw ish

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Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2011, 05:48:32 PM
Blackmage what do you typically say when you message chicks?

On a side note, I need to delete Harry Potter from my favorite books list. Attracts to many crazy people
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 06, 2011, 05:51:52 PM
Blackmage what do you typically say when you message chicks?

On a side note, I need to delete Harry Potter from my favorite books list. Attracts to many crazy people

I usually just compliment their profile and make a sentence or two about stuff I have in common with her. That's about it.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Positive Touch on April 06, 2011, 07:06:21 PM
meh might as well.  never talk to her anymore

these are from her modeling profile, not the porn site

 :nsfw ish

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high five
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 06, 2011, 07:12:37 PM
she was fucking insane.  like, clingy, obsessive, and not that bright.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2011, 07:15:31 PM
What's with you and all this sex lately.  It's like loss virginity, sleep with 30 girls in 30 days.  I'm jelous.  :(
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 06, 2011, 07:17:44 PM
What's with you and all this sex lately.  It's like loss virginity, sleep with 30 girls in 30 days.  I'm jelous.  :(

my man opened the floodgates
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Positive Touch on April 06, 2011, 08:48:56 PM
she was fucking insane.  like, clingy, obsessive, and not that bright.

yeah but she sucked yr dick
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
What's with you and all this sex lately.  It's like loss virginity, sleep with 30 girls in 30 days.  I'm jelous.  :(

my man opened the floodgates

He cried and it's all pity sex?  I could do that.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 06, 2011, 10:23:38 PM
it works! fun fact: you can also use your tears as sexual lubricant!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2011, 10:33:30 PM
"Don't worry dear, my tears will save you tears from the butt-pounging I'm about to give you *sniffile sniffile"
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 07, 2011, 01:06:58 PM
Or you could get lucky. My GF went on OKCupid on a dare from her friend. Little did she know she would run into the wall of inexplicable charm that is Sho Nuff

:bow Me :bow2
:bow Whatever my hot girlfriend sees in a totally ugly dude like me :bow2
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on April 07, 2011, 01:22:19 PM
Sho Nuff knew it was forever when she said "I want to ride that" and meant the AstroCab
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 07, 2011, 02:28:58 PM
She was all up in the Astro Cab!

She also loves split-screen deathmatch with rocket launchers

I might be hallucinating this entire relationship, I'm not entirely sure
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 10, 2011, 11:47:54 AM
So my profile has not gotten any activity this week and the girl that I liked and talked to has stopped responding. It was fun while it lasted, folks.  :fbm
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: rodi on April 10, 2011, 02:22:48 PM
Sounds like a waste of time and money lol
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 10, 2011, 07:10:44 PM
I'm never gonna get a gf  :fbm
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Diunx on April 10, 2011, 07:12:39 PM
You should have realized that the day you signed up to a video games message board :fbm
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 10, 2011, 07:16:47 PM
:fbm
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Powerslave on April 10, 2011, 07:30:35 PM
:fbm
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: cool breeze on April 10, 2011, 09:13:22 PM
I'm never gonna get a gf  :fbm

never say never, bro.  a long time? maybe

wait ~20 years and hit up ourtime.com
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 11, 2011, 12:36:25 AM
and just when I thought all was lost, THIS girl messages me!!

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl6.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl7.jpg)
on the right.

and she lives in the same town as me AWW YEAH
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Powerslave on April 11, 2011, 12:46:04 AM
I'm already preparing for the incoming disappointment aka I wont get my hypes up.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 11, 2011, 12:47:30 AM
I know but she messaged me so that has to count for something.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Powerslave on April 11, 2011, 12:54:07 AM
just say to her that you post on a forum full of geeks and virgins

bitches love geeks and virgins
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 07:46:26 PM
I got this girl's number FUCK YEAH
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl2-1.jpg)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 15, 2011, 09:30:31 PM
:rock
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 15, 2011, 09:35:47 PM
I got this girl's number FUCK YEAH
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/girl2-1.jpg)

being 6'3"  :bow2
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:06:36 PM
NO BEING BLACKMAGE  :smug
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 15, 2011, 10:18:59 PM
NO BEING BLACKMAGE  :smug

Boogie is skeptical

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/215181_218497884832100_100000156714361_1082419_7281061_n.jpg)

and needed a haircut.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:19:36 PM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 15, 2011, 10:20:45 PM
good times bro

I always wanted to date a girl that's like 5' or shorter.  Just to see what it'd be like to be the tall guy.  There are some cute short girls out there.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 15, 2011, 10:24:49 PM
A five foot cute as hell red head?  This is my dream.   You have stolen it.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 15, 2011, 10:25:09 PM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

her height is irrelevant.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: tiesto on April 16, 2011, 01:48:49 AM
good times bro

I always wanted to date a girl that's like 5' or shorter.  Just to see what it'd be like to be the tall guy.  There are some cute short girls out there.

Dated a girl who was 4'10" once. I loved that she was short, but she was also the insane Jesus freak one.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 16, 2011, 05:28:15 AM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

What's wrong with being 5'-0"?  :'(

On that note, I dated a guy that was 6'-3" once.  I'd wear my school girl outfit and he'd look like a fucking pedophile.  HAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 16, 2011, 09:00:06 AM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

He is talking about you being 6'3".  Yes, taller men have it easier, regardless of how tall the girl is.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: naff on April 16, 2011, 10:45:04 AM
<- 6'6"  :smug
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2011, 01:49:16 PM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

What's wrong with being 5'-0"?  :'(

On that note, I dated a guy that was 6'-3" once.  I'd wear my school girl outfit and he'd look like a fucking pedophile.  HAHAHAHAHAH
:lol
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Sho Nuff on April 16, 2011, 02:19:42 PM
Previous GF = 5'
New GF = 6'

LEVEL UP
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 16, 2011, 02:46:26 PM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

He is talking about you being 6'3".  Yes, taller men have it easier, regardless of how tall the girl is.

Yep.

Bitches. :(
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: cool breeze on April 16, 2011, 03:23:13 PM
The woes of being short man  :'(

I'm around 5'8" or 9" and all I see are taller people.  If I look straight ahead, I just see a bunch of t-shirts.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2011, 03:25:53 PM
6'2 :bow
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: cool breeze on April 16, 2011, 03:28:46 PM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

What's wrong with being 5'-0"?  :'(

On that note, I dated a guy that was 6'-3" once.  I'd wear my school girl outfit and he'd look like a fucking pedophile.  HAHAHAHAHAH

(http://i.imgur.com/bcmIf.jpg)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2011, 06:11:39 PM
Previous GF = 5'
New GF = 6'

LEVEL UP

can't wait to see pics of your 8' girlfriend in a few years.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 16, 2011, 08:51:42 PM
this girl is dickin' me around.  :'(
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
what happened  :'(
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 16, 2011, 08:55:12 PM
what happened  :'(

i dont know. she gave me her number but when we text each other she comes off as uninterested. maybe im just negative.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2011, 09:36:12 PM
what happened  :'(

i dont know. she gave me her number but when we text each other she comes off as uninterested. maybe im just negative.

what are you saying to her...? personally i'd text a couple times but never be the one driving the conversation. if she wants to talk, let her text YOU not vice versa.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: cool breeze on April 16, 2011, 10:48:44 PM
what happened  :'(

i dont know. she gave me her number but when we text each other she comes off as uninterested. maybe im just negative.

how do you not come off as uninterested in text?

is there a lot of :|  OTL   O(-(~  wwww
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Diunx on April 16, 2011, 10:55:32 PM
I'm 6.5...oh are we talking about height?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 16, 2011, 11:17:40 PM
Most guys lie about their height.  I'm 5'11" but I'm often taller than the men who claim to be 6' or 6'1".  Still, that extra inch makes a lot of difference to some women.  Being 5'11" just means you're the smartest guy in special ed: you might be the smartest in special ed but you're still in special ed.  Or a more PC way being 5'11" is like getting a 59 on an exam: you might have reached the highest an F can go but it is still an F.

I'm 6.5...oh are we talking about height?

6.5 centimeters?  Sounds about right
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 16, 2011, 11:20:49 PM
I'm actually 6'3" and a half but i round down cause im modest like that  :smug
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 17, 2011, 01:04:27 AM
Most guys lie about their height. 

heh, ya.  I'm 5'8", but  felt obliged to lie about my height in online dating out of the assumption that women would assume that I was lying anyway and was even shorter than that.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 17, 2011, 03:21:44 AM
so what you guys are really saying is that you're 5'6. kk
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 17, 2011, 03:35:04 AM
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on April 17, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P

 :lol
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 17, 2011, 11:17:56 AM
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P

oh how cute. someone talking tough from the kids' table.  :teehee
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2011, 02:11:49 PM
I'm six feet but only when I wear my four inch heels.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: cool breeze on April 17, 2011, 05:23:27 PM
tbh, I'm actually 5'9" but usually say I'm 5'7" so I can feel more self-conscious about my height :fbm
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 17, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
Height is not my differentiating core business so I've adopted a standard 5'10" in accordance with industry best practices.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on April 17, 2011, 08:42:16 PM
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P

oh how cute. someone talking tough from the kids' table.  :teehee

small man syndrome.  :cancry
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 18, 2011, 09:26:05 PM
I have a coffee date with her on Wednesday!  :hyper

anyone wanna take bets on how fast i fuck this up?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 18, 2011, 09:29:21 PM
Did she set it up or you?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 18, 2011, 09:32:51 PM
Did she set it up or you?

huh i asked her anyday this week after 530 and not on thursday, and she said yes for wednesday.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 19, 2011, 01:44:03 AM
Coffee date after 5:30?  That's almost dinner.  If coffee goes well you should ask if she wants to join you for a bite to eat. ;) 
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 19, 2011, 02:23:38 AM
and then eat her pussy.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Pringo on April 19, 2011, 02:54:34 AM
and then eat her pussy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 20, 2011, 09:15:46 PM
did I.. yep I got stood up. This girl is dumb as hell.  :'(
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on April 20, 2011, 09:31:57 PM
haha
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 20, 2011, 09:46:55 PM
haha

you dick!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on April 20, 2011, 09:52:11 PM
She was a really a dude so you dodged a bullet
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on April 20, 2011, 10:03:54 PM
It was Boogie in a wig. IM ON TO YOU CANADA MAN
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 20, 2011, 11:53:19 PM
NO BEING BLACKMAGE  :smug

I CAN BE BLACKMAGE WHENEVER I WANT YOU CAN'T STOP ME :punch
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Powerslave on April 21, 2011, 05:21:57 AM
I called it. Got no faith in this BlackMage cat at all. Dude ain't got no gaaame.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on May 01, 2011, 02:36:26 AM
Sometimes on friday/saturday nights, especially if I'm out with buddies drinking or just having fun I think "you know, it'd be nice to go on a date since I haven't been for a while". 

But then I think about all the crap that online dating is and the selection process, initial e-mails, back and forth that might not enough lead to an in-person date and it all just seems like a waste of time and not worth the effort compared to a real date where you're like "hey, you wanna grab some coffee later?" and then within a few hours you can tell if anything clicks or not.  Also I am a man of short attention spans and mood swings, so even if I'm feeling like dating one week when I make the initial contact with someone interesting, a week later after an e-mail or two I might be over it and not really care anymore and not go any further. 

I think I'm a fairly good catch and women should be lining up to date me, but I don't have many chances to meet people irl and online is just not my thing.  Not really sure what to do at this point.   
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on May 01, 2011, 02:51:27 AM
Sometimes on friday/saturday nights, especially if I'm out with buddies drinking or just having fun I think "you know, it'd be nice to go on a date since I haven't been for a while". 

But then I think about all the crap that online dating is and the selection process, initial e-mails, back and forth that might not enough lead to an in-person date and it all just seems like a waste of time and not worth the effort compared to a real date where you're like "hey, you wanna grab some coffee later?" and then within a few hours you can tell if anything clicks or not.  Also I am a man of short attention spans and mood swings, so even if I'm feeling like dating one week when I make the initial contact with someone interesting, a week later after an e-mail or two I might be over it and not really care anymore and not go any further. 

I think I'm a fairly good catch and women should be lining up to date me, but I don't have many chances to meet people irl and online is just not my thing.  Not really sure what to do at this point.   

it's not fucking worth it. It has been fail city since I started. I've been stood up, Gotten bullshit excuses from girls when it finally comes down to meeting in person.. and failed attempts at second dates. Women have too much fucking power on these sites.

Me and you should hang out and go out and get us some ladies!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: cool breeze on May 01, 2011, 03:11:55 AM
Sounds like you guys just want a lady that's good enough.  Go to a coffee shop or whatever, find a decent looking broad sitting alone and go from there, I guess.  I imagine adult life dating scene is slinging mud at a wall.  But there are a lot of other guys who have the same objective, so, yeah.   
 
The whole scene sound exhausting.  I mean, good lord if that is what life is like out of higher education, I need to find a female fast and hope she doesn't die before me.  Joining the gays always seemed like a safety net, but the politics are so much worse when you factor in the either/or roles.  Easier to stay forever alone and get comfortable with mortality.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 01, 2011, 08:29:44 AM
I don't know shit about online dating but in my experience it is 10x tougher to find someone once you've graduated school.  More importantly, the priorities of women changed.  In school, you just needed to be available, have some connections to know where some good parties are at, have a functioning penis, and a supply to alcohol and if she is down, weed.  Heck, you don't even really need half of that but that is a winning ticket.  Once you graduate, it seems like women want to know how much you are making and if you're not making enough (these figures are always wildly inflated), you better give some lip service as to what your ambition is to bring in six figures by age 28 (which is unrealistic for most people at age 50, let alone 28).  I found that the nicer I dressed, the better chances I had.  Seems obvious but you have to show that you have money without rubbing her nose in it it seems.

Maybe repackage yourself as a wealthy prick on OKCupid and see how many results you get?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2011, 03:29:56 PM
Eh, most women I've found in real life really just want a confident guy that's clearly not in a rut.  A nice car and good clothing helps a lot too.  Little things to make a good first impression seem to matter more than how much you actually make, how great your body really is, etc. 
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 03, 2011, 05:54:46 AM
That's sad.  :/
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: etiolate on May 03, 2011, 05:20:03 PM
man

i dont want to get started on the female perspective and "confidence"
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 03, 2011, 05:29:31 PM
I don't know shit about online dating but in my experience it is 10x tougher to find someone once you've graduated school.  More importantly, the priorities of women changed.  In school, you just needed to be available, have some connections to know where some good parties are at, have a functioning penis, and a supply to alcohol and if she is down, weed.  Heck, you don't even really need half of that but that is a winning ticket.  Once you graduate, it seems like women want to know how much you are making and if you're not making enough (these figures are always wildly inflated), you better give some lip service as to what your ambition is to bring in six figures by age 28 (which is unrealistic for most people at age 50, let alone 28).  I found that the nicer I dressed, the better chances I had.  Seems obvious but you have to show that you have money without rubbing her nose in it it seems.

Maybe repackage yourself as a wealthy prick on OKCupid and see how many results you get?

.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on May 03, 2011, 05:56:52 PM

it's not fucking worth it. It has been fail city since I started. I've been stood up, Gotten bullshit excuses from girls when it finally comes down to meeting in person.. and failed attempts at second dates. Women have too much fucking power on these sites.


See, now we could have just told you all that ahead of time and saved you all the hassle.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on May 07, 2011, 11:16:47 PM
I'm about to head out to a bar.  I dunno which one yet, but I feel like talking to people of the opposite sex.  I put on some nice clothes, nice shoes, some cologne and gonna head out now and see how it goes.  I don't think I've ever solo'd a bar and I wouldn't if I had someone to go with, but all my friends are in relationships atm so I don't know any other single guys who aren't 90 mins away like Blackmage. 
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on May 07, 2011, 11:29:04 PM
I'm about to head out to a bar.  I dunno which one yet, but I feel like talking to people of the opposite sex.  I put on some nice clothes, nice shoes, some cologne and gonna head out now and see how it goes.  I don't think I've ever solo'd a bar and I wouldn't if I had someone to go with, but all my friends are in relationships atm so I don't know any other single guys who aren't 90 mins away like Blackmage. 

Godspeed, man.  :punch :american

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Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on May 07, 2011, 11:44:49 PM
lol. Bebpo we saw you at the GAF party talking about JRPGs...
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on May 07, 2011, 11:47:53 PM
lol. Bebpo we saw you at the GAF party talking about JRPGs...

At least he pulled himself out of his basement, demi.... ;)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on May 07, 2011, 11:50:19 PM
How FREE he must have felt to talk about JRPGs in such an open environment...
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on May 07, 2011, 11:51:28 PM
How FREE he must have felt to talk about JRPGs in such an open environment...

I concede the point on the GAF party.

But I give kudos to anyone with the stones to wander out on the town to hit up bars solo.  That shit ain't easy.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on May 08, 2011, 02:58:49 AM
Ok, that was fail.  I went to a few bars but everyone are girls in sets of TWOs or with guys.  I didn't find one solo girl anywhere to approach :X

Blackmage, next Saturday; a week from now.  Lets do this.  We can post awesome stories in this thread of our two hot men on the town adventure.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on May 08, 2011, 12:44:49 PM
I found a girl.  :smug
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Diunx on May 08, 2011, 12:48:25 PM
Bebpo annihilated.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on May 08, 2011, 02:15:19 PM
I found a girl.  :smug

Congratulations man!  There was no way a sexy cool guy like you wouldn't find one  :-*
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on May 08, 2011, 02:30:07 PM
Ok, that was fail.  I went to a few bars but everyone are girls in sets of TWOs or with guys.  I didn't find one solo girl anywhere to approach :X

Umm, duh?

That's why going out to bars solo trying to pick up sucks, because women only go out in groups, so you're always outnumbered.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on May 08, 2011, 05:53:17 PM
I found a girl.  :smug

Congratulations man!  There was no way a sexy cool guy like you wouldn't find one  :-*

 we should still hang :)
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Akala on May 08, 2011, 06:00:24 PM
Ok, that was fail.  I went to a few bars but everyone are girls in sets of TWOs or with guys.  I didn't find one solo girl anywhere to approach :X

Umm, duh?

That's why going out to bars solo trying to pick up sucks, because women only go out in groups, so you're always outnumbered.

If you went to a bar with a friend of yours, and a cool chick talked to you, would she be destined to fail? If they are on the market, odds are pretty much the same. Sometimes even more favorable.

Best thing to do when solo at a bar is to sit at the bar. Let people come to you. If you're ballin, offer to buy drinks. Usually results in blown money, but it's worked for centuries.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on May 08, 2011, 09:09:43 PM
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on May 08, 2011, 09:16:13 PM
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Boogie on May 08, 2011, 09:17:45 PM


If you went to a bar with a friend of yours, and a cool chick talked to you

Well, that's just fantasy-talk, sir!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2011, 09:18:41 PM
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!

:fbm
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on May 08, 2011, 09:19:51 PM
Bebpo you should come down here to hang out. The girls are nicer than LA!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: tiesto on May 09, 2011, 10:02:03 AM
lol. Bebpo we saw you at the GAF party talking about JRPGs...

GAF party?

Also Bebpo, you're probably gonna have to get used to talking to 2 girls at once - I don't think I've ever seen a girl go to a bar by herself. Usually it's with 1 or more friends... get a wingman (even if none of your friends want to go to the bar with you, become friendly with and try enlisting the help of someone from the bar), or just approach both of the girls solo and ENGAGE BOTH OF THEM EQUALLY... then work on the isolation. It's a really tricky process, like 5x harder than approaching a girl who's by herself..
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 09, 2011, 10:10:00 AM
Girls just wanna have fun
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Mupepe on May 09, 2011, 11:05:28 AM
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!
Tell us precisely how the rejection went down
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on May 09, 2011, 11:08:06 AM
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!
Tell us precisely how the rejection went down

She gave me the "just got out of a relationship, not ready to date" bullshit line.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Akala on May 09, 2011, 11:20:17 AM
Tell her you are not ready to date either.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Robo on May 09, 2011, 11:22:39 AM
I woke up this morning to a message in my inbox from a chick asking me out for drinks.  Says she's moving away in a couple months and is looking for someone to hang out with in the mean time.  Did I score big or am I gonna get stabbed to death?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: lennedsay on May 09, 2011, 11:44:12 AM
Tell her you are not ready to date either.

Yes, this. Followed by: :smug
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Robo on May 09, 2011, 04:42:06 PM
I'm gonna go for it.  I lived a decent life and PSN is still down, so fuck it.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: demi on May 09, 2011, 05:39:59 PM
I woke up this morning to a message in my inbox from a chick asking me out for drinks.  Says she's moving away in a couple months and is looking for someone to hang out with in the mean time.  Did I score big or am I gonna get stabbed to death?

Hopefully it ends up with you getting pegged. You got nothing else to lose.
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Robo on May 09, 2011, 05:57:20 PM
Fingers crossed!
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on May 09, 2011, 07:07:59 PM
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!
Tell us precisely how the rejection went down

She gave me the "just got out of a relationship, not ready to date" bullshit line.

That means she's DTF.

DTF?
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2011, 07:10:44 PM
down to fuck

smh nicca
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Positive Touch on May 09, 2011, 08:56:58 PM
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!
Tell us precisely how the rejection went down

She gave me the "just got out of a relationship, not ready to date" bullshit line.

That means she's DTF.

DTF?

and thats why youre a virgin
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 10, 2011, 12:21:43 AM
Down to Funk

I woke up this morning to a message in my inbox from a chick asking me out for drinks.  Says she's moving away in a couple months and is looking for someone to hang out with in the mean time.  Did I score big or am I gonna get stabbed to death?

Not sure about you but I find that dilemma (big score or death) oddly arousing
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: BlackMage on May 10, 2011, 12:54:10 AM
WTF I'M NOT A VIRGIN  :maf
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 10, 2011, 03:19:21 AM
I didn't know what DTF meant either.   ???
Title: Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
Post by: Bebpo on May 14, 2011, 05:47:08 AM
Blackmage, if I can crash at your place, I'm down to drive up to you and go out barring/clubbing on a Saturday night.  Do you usually hit up the local places or head into the LA area?