1) don't know big daddy BM
2) see 1)
Can you search for Malek? I think he's lost somewhere in there, and couldn't find his way out.
Can you search for Malek? I think he's lost somewhere in there, and couldn't find his way out.
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.
How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver.
. . .
Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.
This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.
I wish I got letters saying I was of above average attractiveness.
Wait, so if you're an ugly SOB all you get to see are fellow uggos?
That's some bullshit.
I got this letter from OKCupid. Can anyone with a OKCupid account comfirm whether this is bullshit or not?QuoteWe are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.
How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver.
. . .
Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.
This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.
Also, wtf I haven't received a single piece of mail from any girl on the site yet. What do they expect me to do, make the first move? fuck dat!
yes, I don't go out that much either. Well I wish you luck here. I get alot of bullshit and fake people, Its hard to meet genuine , up front people here, but I guess its like that anywhere. Well if you get bored and want to chat, maybe grab a drink sometime let me know. :) *gives her number*
not at this particular moment, no. THERE ARE RULES MAN RULES
I didn't ask if you were calling her right now, did I? I'm sure other folks here would never call.
drive an hour, have sex with fat girl, weekend is good
do it
I got this letter from OKCupid. Can anyone with a OKCupid account comfirm whether this is bullshit or not?QuoteWe are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.
I got that too. Though I think I'm not as pretty now as I used to be :(
MissBedsock@hotmail.comI wish I got letters saying I was of above average attractiveness.
Give me your e-mail :-*
The girl that gave me her number? ok:bow
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get in the car
Get out of my dreams.
not at this particular moment, no. THERE ARE RULES MAN RULES
and I have no idea what they are :'(
plus she lives pretty far away. like an hour drive.
BM, I hope you hit it! She's got some nice tittays.
BM, I hope you hit it! She's got some nice tittays.
Glee is amazing! It is my total guilty pleasure. I'm a nut for show tunes and musicals so I can't resist it. Seriously for the longest time I wished that a. I had musical talent and b. People really did break out into song and dance in real life. Sadly I am still talentless when it comes to music, but at least there is a show where people break into song and dance!
Anywho you seem pretty awesome youself. I need to go to work now though so I'm going to stop here and get ready to start my day. Have a great weekend!
You should mention some of your favorite musicals, then ask what type of job she has and tell her what type you have. Women love men with jobs
Don't ask to meet, you've barely talked to her. Get some more info, see what else she's into etc. Clearly you have the advantage but you don't want to blow your chance yet
also, pics?
oh yes
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She looks nice and smart. Nice
makes me even more depressed about the girls who message me on okcupid :-\
uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually :-\
uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually :-\
uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually :-\
to be honest I don't get a lot of messages from girls.. This one I messaged first.
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"
this would only work for a one night stand.. I want a girlfriend dammit.. I'm getting old
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"
this would only work for a one night stand.. I want a girlfriend dammit.. I'm getting old
You're also not a lawyer.
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight. Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated. I haven't logged in since like September.
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight. Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated. I haven't logged in since like September.
DON'T DO IT, BEBPO, IT'S A TRAP.
BLACKMAGE IS LIKE, 6'2" OR SOME SHIT. HIS HEIGHT IS ATTRACTING TEH WOMENS...
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight. Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated. I haven't logged in since like September.
DON'T DO IT, BEBPO, IT'S A TRAP.
BLACKMAGE IS LIKE, 6'2" OR SOME SHIT. HIS HEIGHT IS ATTRACTING TEH WOMENS...
6'3" actually :teehee
anyway, I say go for it Bebpo.. from your pics you look handsome :-*
oh yes
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I met my GF on OKCupid. No idea how it happened that I got so lucky. She was the first person I messaged and we hit it off instantaneously.
Yes yes and yes
uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.
so why you waiting, butterball? go fuck some fupa and report back.
uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.
uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.
I always wondered about those okcupid accounts where people were attached or not looking for a relationship. WTF are they doing there then? I think they're used as reverse pyschology and girls use them to weed out the lazy and feeble men.
She wishes people would spontaneously break out in song and dance? Jesus. Fuck the shit out of her but don't stay with her. She'll make you watch shit like Fame and Step Up.
give us some details!
give us some details!
ive just been talking to her via text and she seems like a very genuine girl is all. I'm willing to forgive her glee love. :bow
What do you think, PD. Should I ask to meet her in person yet or wait a bit longer?
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea. ::)
Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea. ::)
Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?
no i havent told her about you yet
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea. ::)
Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?
no i havent told her about you yet
Well you might not have to if you keep asking virgins for advice on love.
oh how did I miss that
nice tits, you can call her freckles.
Just found out a band I love is playing Saturday too. FUUUU. Contemplatinng moving date night.why not try to make a date for the concert? the only downside would be that if she says no to it and then you try to reschedule she'll definitely know what's up haha
Online dating still sounds terrifying to me. Even the good experiences posted here sound like the exceptions. How do they ensure you won't meet a gunga galunga, or worse, Meg Ryan? Can I find someone who likes Way of the Samurai and Gattaca?You'll never get as many dates as you do in college unless you're a club/bar rat. Any kind of school is the easiest way to meet women.
Also, seems like mostly older people doing it (late 20s, 30s), which is doubly scary because it makes college out to be the last bastion of meeting people in the meat.
one girl I met from okcupid and got a bj from is now doing fetish porn
I messaged a new girl who is very cute and seems very low maintenance.. Her requirements from a guy are he can't own any Ed Hardy or Affliction clothing. 8)
Blackmage what do you typically say when you message chicks?
On a side note, I need to delete Harry Potter from my favorite books list. Attracts to many crazy people
meh might as well. never talk to her anymore
these are from her modeling profile, not the porn site
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What's with you and all this sex lately. It's like loss virginity, sleep with 30 girls in 30 days. I'm jelous. :(
she was fucking insane. like, clingy, obsessive, and not that bright.
What's with you and all this sex lately. It's like loss virginity, sleep with 30 girls in 30 days. I'm jelous. :(
my man opened the floodgates
I'm never gonna get a gf :fbm
I got this girl's number FUCK YEAH
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NO BEING BLACKMAGE :smug
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha
good times bro
I always wanted to date a girl that's like 5' or shorter. Just to see what it'd be like to be the tall guy. There are some cute short girls out there.
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha
:lolshe aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha
What's wrong with being 5'-0"? :'(
On that note, I dated a guy that was 6'-3" once. I'd wear my school girl outfit and he'd look like a fucking pedophile. HAHAHAHAHAH
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha
He is talking about you being 6'3". Yes, taller men have it easier, regardless of how tall the girl is.
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha
What's wrong with being 5'-0"? :'(
On that note, I dated a guy that was 6'-3" once. I'd wear my school girl outfit and he'd look like a fucking pedophile. HAHAHAHAHAH
Previous GF = 5'
New GF = 6'
LEVEL UP
what happened :'(
what happened :'(
i dont know. she gave me her number but when we text each other she comes off as uninterested. maybe im just negative.
what happened :'(
i dont know. she gave me her number but when we text each other she comes off as uninterested. maybe im just negative.
I'm 6.5...oh are we talking about height?
Most guys lie about their height.
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P
oh how cute. someone talking tough from the kids' table. :teehee
Did she set it up or you?
and then eat her pussy.
haha
NO BEING BLACKMAGE :smug
Sometimes on friday/saturday nights, especially if I'm out with buddies drinking or just having fun I think "you know, it'd be nice to go on a date since I haven't been for a while".
But then I think about all the crap that online dating is and the selection process, initial e-mails, back and forth that might not enough lead to an in-person date and it all just seems like a waste of time and not worth the effort compared to a real date where you're like "hey, you wanna grab some coffee later?" and then within a few hours you can tell if anything clicks or not. Also I am a man of short attention spans and mood swings, so even if I'm feeling like dating one week when I make the initial contact with someone interesting, a week later after an e-mail or two I might be over it and not really care anymore and not go any further.
I think I'm a fairly good catch and women should be lining up to date me, but I don't have many chances to meet people irl and online is just not my thing. Not really sure what to do at this point.
I don't know shit about online dating but in my experience it is 10x tougher to find someone once you've graduated school. More importantly, the priorities of women changed. In school, you just needed to be available, have some connections to know where some good parties are at, have a functioning penis, and a supply to alcohol and if she is down, weed. Heck, you don't even really need half of that but that is a winning ticket. Once you graduate, it seems like women want to know how much you are making and if you're not making enough (these figures are always wildly inflated), you better give some lip service as to what your ambition is to bring in six figures by age 28 (which is unrealistic for most people at age 50, let alone 28). I found that the nicer I dressed, the better chances I had. Seems obvious but you have to show that you have money without rubbing her nose in it it seems.
Maybe repackage yourself as a wealthy prick on OKCupid and see how many results you get?
it's not fucking worth it. It has been fail city since I started. I've been stood up, Gotten bullshit excuses from girls when it finally comes down to meeting in person.. and failed attempts at second dates. Women have too much fucking power on these sites.
I'm about to head out to a bar. I dunno which one yet, but I feel like talking to people of the opposite sex. I put on some nice clothes, nice shoes, some cologne and gonna head out now and see how it goes. I don't think I've ever solo'd a bar and I wouldn't if I had someone to go with, but all my friends are in relationships atm so I don't know any other single guys who aren't 90 mins away like Blackmage.
lol. Bebpo we saw you at the GAF party talking about JRPGs...
How FREE he must have felt to talk about JRPGs in such an open environment...
I found a girl. :smug
Ok, that was fail. I went to a few bars but everyone are girls in sets of TWOs or with guys. I didn't find one solo girl anywhere to approach :X
I found a girl. :smug
Congratulations man! There was no way a sexy cool guy like you wouldn't find one :-*
Ok, that was fail. I went to a few bars but everyone are girls in sets of TWOs or with guys. I didn't find one solo girl anywhere to approach :X
Umm, duh?
That's why going out to bars solo trying to pick up sucks, because women only go out in groups, so you're always outnumbered.
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!
If you went to a bar with a friend of yours, and a cool chick talked to you
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!
lol. Bebpo we saw you at the GAF party talking about JRPGs...
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!Tell us precisely how the rejection went down
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!Tell us precisely how the rejection went down
Tell her you are not ready to date either.
I woke up this morning to a message in my inbox from a chick asking me out for drinks. Says she's moving away in a couple months and is looking for someone to hang out with in the mean time. Did I score big or am I gonna get stabbed to death?
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!Tell us precisely how the rejection went down
She gave me the "just got out of a relationship, not ready to date" bullshit line.
That means she's DTF.
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!Tell us precisely how the rejection went down
She gave me the "just got out of a relationship, not ready to date" bullshit line.
That means she's DTF.
DTF?
I woke up this morning to a message in my inbox from a chick asking me out for drinks. Says she's moving away in a couple months and is looking for someone to hang out with in the mean time. Did I score big or am I gonna get stabbed to death?