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Title: Avengers = Movie of the Year :trollface :smug :umad
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 25, 2012, 05:05:02 PM
Quote from: Associated Press
The dialogue sparkles as brightly as the special effects; these people may be wearing ridiculous costumes but they're well fleshed-out underneath. And so in every regard, this movie truly fulfills its hype.

Quote from: Variety
Like a superior, state-of-the-art model built from reconstituted parts, Joss Whedon's buoyant, witty and robustly entertaining superhero smash-up is escapism of a sophisticated order.

Quote from: Hollywood Reporter
Whedon pulls off a stunning feat in bringing balance to this superhuman circus, engineered to charm the geek core and non-fans alike.

Quote from: IGN
It took nearly a half-century to make it happen onscreen, but The Avengers was worth the wait, pairing together the perfect cast and perfect writer/director.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marvels_the_avengers/

35 Fresh, 1 Rotten, 98% positive. 8.3/10 average.

:smug
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 25, 2012, 05:05:56 PM
cant wait to get drunk and watch this boss-ass movie
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 25, 2012, 05:10:59 PM
Whedon was involved? Can it get even more generic?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 25, 2012, 05:15:40 PM
Whedon was involved? Can it get even more generic?

The Cabin in the Woods was amazing.
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Post by: brob on April 25, 2012, 05:23:33 PM
aren't pre-release reviews generally more positive than those after wide release for films of this kind?

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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2012, 05:24:11 PM
cant wait to get drunk and watch this boss-ass movie

:rock
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 25, 2012, 05:27:48 PM
aren't pre-release reviews generally more positive than those after wide release for films of this kind?

Sometimes. If the movie is shown off to enthusiast crowds pre-release [like showing off a horror movie to a bunch of horror movie sites, for instance], it's bound to drop a lot once it gets released. Avengers seems like it has a good mix of small and major reviews, though, so it will probably drop a bit but not a whole lot.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2012, 06:09:17 PM
RT should be 60% once the film actually comes out. I'll wait until the non-nerd/pop culture warrior rags have their say
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 25, 2012, 06:18:32 PM
RT should be 60% once the film actually comes out.

Okay, Nostradamus.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2012, 06:23:29 PM
laugh at me all you want! you you you bitch
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Post by: Diunx on April 25, 2012, 06:30:51 PM
Going to see it this friday! :hyper
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Post by: Dickie Dee on April 25, 2012, 06:44:17 PM
called it
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Post by: Momo on April 26, 2012, 01:07:51 AM
lmao at Marvel films
lmao an Avengers movie without wasp and henk
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Post by: chronovore on April 26, 2012, 01:08:32 AM
I want to see it, unless Whedon decides to stab a beloved character in the chest, in which case, FUCK YOU, JOSS!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2012, 03:56:50 AM
This is your earthling 'humor' I assume, Chrono - how on earth can a story about godlike superbeings fighting an alien invasion be reasonably told without the prospect of death?
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2012, 03:59:53 AM
Batman regularly fights godlike superbeings with not much more than SWAT armor.  But then again he is the God damn Batman. 
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2012, 04:02:07 AM
He does die fairly regularly though. I mean, he got stabbed through the chest just an issue back :lol
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Post by: Momo on April 26, 2012, 05:10:07 AM
I'm up to Batman 008 now, this court of owls stuff in there and in Nightwing is pretty interesting
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Post by: chronovore on April 26, 2012, 09:13:04 AM
This is your earthling 'humor' I assume, Chrono - how on earth can a story about godlike superbeings fighting an alien invasion be reasonably told without the prospect of death?

"Beloved character" -- He can stab Loki, and any number of minions in his chest. Just don't kill off any heroes and then run away, giggling, from bitter fanboy tears.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
What are you, 12 years old? Kill em all I say
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Post by: Barry Egan on April 26, 2012, 10:05:10 AM
kill them all, fuck the corpse :rock
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Post by: Momo on April 26, 2012, 10:33:21 AM
The only avenger it makes sense to kill - Wasp they left out.
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Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2012, 10:49:53 AM
lol wasp.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2012, 11:00:49 AM
The only avenger it makes sense to kill - Wasp they left out.

Wasp was killed in the digital realm (i.e. ignored).
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Post by: Momo on April 26, 2012, 11:01:56 AM
The only avenger it makes sense to kill - Wasp they left out.

No one cares, bro
Comic book fans care, though I'm pretty sure we arent the market being targeted
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2012, 11:16:30 AM
Hank's a WIFE BEATER anyway, fuck him
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Post by: Momo on April 26, 2012, 11:16:40 AM
I'm a comic book fan and i don't give a shit about leaving Janet out.  Even less about leaving Hank out.  Hank is by leaps and bounds one of the worst characters Marvel's ever pushed and they never give up on him.  He sucks, he's lame, his powers are lame, nobody likes him, fuck.

By far the bigger tragedy here is that half of Cap's Kooky Quartet is off-limits thanks to Fox and they seem to have opted not to use a third member.  Janet and Hank can go climb a tree.
Henk made the avengers greatest enemy though, it's kinda silly to not have him in and start a plot for it. Everyone agrees Henk is shit, but he's important shit. Janet as well considering what happens with her later.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2012, 11:18:09 AM
Henk Pim
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Post by: Momo on April 26, 2012, 11:22:49 AM
His name isn't Henk, it's Hank, goddamnit.  And it would be pretty easy to graft that aspect of Ultron's origin over to Tony, I think.
Nah it wouldnt. Iron Man can create the tech as the case was in the comics, but the AI and teaching Ultron to be a fuckbag is all Hank. I'm used to calling him Henk, sorry bout that,
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2012, 11:23:13 AM
Iren Mahn
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Post by: Momo on April 26, 2012, 11:25:27 AM
Look I have no idea how the Henk thing started, but it's definitely a thing and used by some comic forums
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2012, 11:25:53 AM
Sounds pretty henky.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2012, 11:26:34 AM
It started cause Hank sucks
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Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2012, 12:41:16 PM
"The dialogue sparkles as brightly as the special effects; these people may be wearing ridiculous costumes but they're well fleshed-out underneath. And so in every regard, this movie truly fulfills its hype."

:bow :bow Whedon :bow2 :bow2

:piss Haters :piss2
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2012, 01:08:13 PM
I want to watch this movie, because I LIKED Iron Man 1 and 2, and hell, I LIKE THOR- you know why? Cause I realize these aren't artsy fartsy sundance cry about dead tom hanks 9/11 oscar begs. Its about special effects n shit- its the same reason i've watched GI Joe twice and liked it both times, and why i'll fuckin see the sequel. I want to be ENTERTAINED DAMNIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2012, 01:18:18 PM
YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BE ALL SMART CULTURED MAN SOME OTHER DAY GODDAMNITTTTTT
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 26, 2012, 01:19:16 PM
We're gonna go see this at the Drive-In next weekend. Maybe I'll bring some TACO BELL with me.
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Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2012, 02:08:48 PM
Fuck yes. And afterwards I just might enjoy some taco bell. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!!!

Brilliant idea!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2012, 02:16:10 PM
I want to watch this movie, because I LIKED Iron Man 1 and 2, and hell, I LIKE THOR- you know why? Cause I realize these aren't artsy fartsy sundance cry about dead tom hanks 9/11 oscar begs. Its about special effects n shit- its the same reason i've watched GI Joe twice and liked it both times, and why i'll fuckin see the sequel. I want to be ENTERTAINED DAMNIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

*brofist*
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on April 26, 2012, 02:26:18 PM
You guys know that its possible to be action packed entertainment AND be good right? They aren't mutually exclusive.

Also Ironman 2 sucked just sayin.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 26, 2012, 02:36:11 PM
Ironman 2 totally sucked.

Seattle Bore drive-in movie night down at the Valley 6 in Auburn? Caravan of cars and Taco Bell? Rev the MAFSTANG between movies. Prole can bring the scooter.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2012, 02:38:10 PM
It won't be complete without me, Beezy, or Himu there to talk loudly during the movie
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Post by: T234 on April 26, 2012, 03:01:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZlfzqHRldw


Going to see this just because of this video.



It won't be complete without me, Beezy, or Himu there to talk loudly during the movie

Beezy is gonna be too busy getting his dick sucked by a girl from the islands whilst passing blunts between me, him, and prole to talk loudly during the film.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 26, 2012, 03:11:01 PM
It won't be complete without me, Beezy, or Himu there to talk loudly during the movie

That's brilliance of the drive-in. We don't have to listen to your loudass talking.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2012, 03:55:20 PM
FUCK YA'LL HATERS
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Post by: T234 on April 26, 2012, 04:28:53 PM
I ain't no hater  :(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2012, 05:26:32 PM
I liked Iron Man 2 well enough
same.  wasn't as good as the first but still good.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on April 26, 2012, 07:53:22 PM
Is Natalie Portman in the avengers or are they gonna leave the love thing she had with Thor unresolved? I'm asking on behalf of my wife :rofl

Natalie Portman's name is nowhere to be found in the credits.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2012, 08:11:11 PM
Thor sucks.  I hope Hulk knocks Thor the fuck out like he did in the comics. 
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Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2012, 08:22:54 PM
I ain't no hater  :(

nah youre cool
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2012, 08:32:34 PM
Is Natalie Portman in the avengers or are they gonna leave the love thing she had with Thor unresolved? I'm asking on behalf of my wife :rofl

RIGHT
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2012, 08:33:36 PM
Thor 2 is already on the books though - makes far more sense to take care of those kind of plot threads there rather than over-stuffing Avengers.

I am totally down for this of course (although it pisses me off that Kirby is not being acknowledged/paid properly but that's unsurprising as long as there is an active lawsuit). Doesn't come out in Japan 'til August though :'(
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2012, 08:52:44 PM
Is Natalie Portman in the avengers or are they gonna leave the love thing she had with Thor unresolved? I'm asking on behalf of my wife :rofl

Tell fistful he can ask himself, he doesn't have to get you.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2012, 09:49:19 PM
Portman was horrible in Thor.  They should just kill off her useless character.  Thor was never about love stories anyway. 
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2012, 11:04:20 PM
Is Natalie Portman in the avengers or are they gonna leave the love thing she had with Thor unresolved? I'm asking on behalf of my wife :rofl

Tell fistful he can ask himself, he doesn't have to get you.

:lol cooooold bloooooded
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Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2012, 11:20:18 PM
Movie fucking ROCKED!!!!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 26, 2012, 11:29:54 PM
i haven't heard anything but raves about it yet, getting hype

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Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2012, 11:35:09 PM
Line of the movie: "puny god" :bow2

Got a huge nerd boner from the after credits scene :hyper
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Post by: ManaByte on April 26, 2012, 11:58:05 PM
Line of the movie: "puny god" :bow2

Got a huge nerd boner from the after credits scene :hyper

Which one? Tell me you didn't leave after the first.
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Post by: Tasty on April 27, 2012, 12:03:23 AM
Two Whedon movies in the top 10 and >90% RT when this hits the US. What a comeback. :bow The king is back. :bow2
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Post by: Diunx on April 27, 2012, 12:04:51 AM
Whaaaa!! There were two? Fuuuuu!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 27, 2012, 12:15:50 AM
expertly done Manabyte
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Post by: The Sceneman on April 27, 2012, 12:48:30 AM
can't wait to go see this. gonna take a wine bottle into the cinema undercover with my cashmere sweater
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Post by: Diunx on April 27, 2012, 12:57:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Td2IL.jpg)

:rock
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 27, 2012, 01:10:20 AM
Line of the movie: "puny god" :bow2

Got a huge nerd boner from the after credits scene :hyper

Which one? Tell me you didn't leave after the first.

Is this some comic book nerd urban legend you're trying to get going on the internet? Because I haven't seen anyone else talking about it.

edit: Nevermind, I see that you're not that clever.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/Shane/news/?a=43836
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Post by: maxy on April 28, 2012, 06:12:52 AM
Saw it

Yet another Hollywood trash :yuck
I like how "heroes" are virtually indestructible and Hulk
spoiler (click to show/hide)
mindless monster at the beginning,puppet at the end...just like that
[close]

5 years old kids material
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Post by: Momo on April 28, 2012, 07:59:38 AM
At least DC isnt dicking away it's comic to movie adaptions
















:'(
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Post by: Diunx on April 28, 2012, 10:37:32 AM
Maxy proving his terrible taste yet again.
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Post by: ManaByte on April 28, 2012, 10:49:57 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qqfM1l8uN8
[close]

That's the mid-credits scene. Dumbasses leave after that's over.
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Post by: maxy on April 28, 2012, 12:20:41 PM
Maxy proving his terrible taste yet again.

True.My taste has been irreparably tainted by shitty Hollywood movies.No plot,tits,legs and few CG explosions here or there is all I expect these days...and yet Hollywood still manages to surprise me

 :(
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on April 28, 2012, 12:49:54 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qqfM1l8uN8
[close]

That's the mid-credits scene. Dumbasses leave after that's over.

What's the end credits scene?
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Post by: Momo on April 28, 2012, 01:02:53 PM
Superhero movies are completely wasted on non-North Americans

no idea why you assholes get to see it first
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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Post by: Momo on April 28, 2012, 01:11:27 PM
call me american again and i'll rip your lungs out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv3W6mjx3xI

Is this really any better? I'd rather be called an american :lol
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Post by: cool breeze on April 28, 2012, 01:28:49 PM
Getting excited for this.  New Dark Knight Rises and Amazing Spider-Man trailers are attached.
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Post by: Momo on April 28, 2012, 01:35:16 PM
Thats kinda weird, who gets to set the ads the cinema or the production companies? I mean Batman and Spiderman/Avengers are from competing studios.

Oscar bite my fish and chips  :-*
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Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2012, 01:43:33 PM
Getting excited for this.  New Dark Knight Rises and Amazing Spider-Man trailers are attached.

Really, WB shelled out to put a TDKR trailer on this movie? That's pretty cool.
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Post by: ManaByte on April 28, 2012, 01:43:59 PM
Getting excited for this.  New Dark Knight Rises and Amazing Spider-Man trailers are attached.


Rumor is that Sony HATES the new Spider-Man, which is why they hired the TRANSFORMERS writers to fuck up the sequel.

Getting excited for this.  New Dark Knight Rises and Amazing Spider-Man trailers are attached.

Really, WB shelled out to put a TDKR trailer on this movie? That's pretty cool.

The Dark Knight was on Iron Man and Inception was on Iron Man 2.
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Post by: Diunx on April 28, 2012, 01:52:06 PM
Getting excited for this.  New Dark Knight Rises and Amazing Spider-Man trailers are attached.


Fuuuuuu!!!! we got fucking madagascar and ice age :'(
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Post by: Momo on April 28, 2012, 02:16:02 PM
Sony has a semi legit case of hating the Spider Man franchise with the stunts Marvel pulled on them with Amazing Spiderman

EDIT: derp I may have this one backwards
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Post by: cool breeze on April 28, 2012, 02:49:11 PM
It's hard to say if a marvel spider-man movie would be any better.

I think Amazing Spider-Man is looking pretty good.  There's a lot of awkwardness in the trailers but the parts with spider-man doing acrobatics, swinging around, or being a dick to criminals looks great.  News that Sony brought in writers of highly successful pap doesn't mean anything since I doubt quality is their main concern.

also, Iron Man 3 is sounding pretty awesome.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on April 28, 2012, 04:16:48 PM
I want Stephen Chow to direct a Spider-Man movie.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 28, 2012, 05:28:35 PM
Chow is an awesome fight choreographer, a bit like Chan and Lee. Which sounds more racist than it should be, considering the way the Asians have adopted single syllable US sounding names for their offspring. They're basically not racist.

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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 04, 2012, 08:26:19 AM
This movie was awesome. It blew my (admittedly tempered) expectations.

Hulk :bow :bow :bow
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2012, 08:46:22 AM
This is the first movie my 6 year old ask me to take him to. How can I deny him that?
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 04, 2012, 09:08:47 AM
Um. How about easily? Its utterly unsuitable for a 6 year old.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 04, 2012, 09:18:39 AM
don't be a puss, my dad took me to see jaws when i was six
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 04, 2012, 09:21:57 AM
Thats fucked. No way is that right, are you addicted to porn?
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 04, 2012, 09:22:18 AM
Or bdsm?
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2012, 09:25:06 AM
I don't want to see it this weekend though. I hate crowded theaters. I almost always end up wanting to drop a flying elbow on someone.
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Post by: Groogrux on May 04, 2012, 10:10:29 AM
Um. How about easily? Its utterly unsuitable for a 6 year old.

I wouldn't say that.  With the proper adult being there and if the kid already has a good mentality, I don't think it would be bad for (some) children.  My kid wants to watch it, so I'll probably take him sometime soon.  I watched it last night and didn't have a problem with it at all.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 04, 2012, 11:09:46 AM
I guess. Everything's subjective, I saw Sinbad and Eye of the Tiger when I was maybe 5. That end battle with the cyclops and sabre tooth tiger will forever be a defining moment of terror for me. It didn't help that I saw it in Wales.
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Post by: demi on May 04, 2012, 11:25:17 AM
Go to see Avengers,

Look around and wonder if I had turned into the booth playing Iron Man & Friends instead
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2012, 11:41:49 AM
my parents took me and my bro to see Ghostbusters when it came out. Me and him went and sat in the front row. I was 9 and he was 7. When the librarian turned around with the skull face, my brother jumped up and ran back to sit with my parents.  :lol
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Post by: Diunx on May 04, 2012, 11:51:33 AM
The first movie I remember seeing in the Theater is Jurassic park, and I was a HUGE Robocop, Terminator, Aliens and Predator fanboy when I was little.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 11:54:02 AM
My Dad took me to see Robocop and Natural Born Killers in the theater. He's awesome.
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Post by: Momo on May 04, 2012, 12:26:26 PM
first movie i remember watching was Cliffhanger
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2012, 12:32:22 PM
First movie was Ghostbusters II. The cool generation :bow2
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 04, 2012, 12:35:49 PM
First movie I remember in theaters was Jurassic Park. I feel like my parents didn't show me many movies at home. I played sports or videogames.
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Post by: Eric P on May 04, 2012, 12:35:58 PM
first movie i can recall seeing is Star Wars in a drive in in South Texas.
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2012, 12:36:55 PM
My Dad took me to see Robocop and Natural Born Killers in the theater. He's awesome.

I said wow.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 12:50:32 PM
My Dad took me to see Robocop and Natural Born Killers in the theater. He's awesome.

I said wow.

I was a teenager when it came out, so it wasn't that bad. My mom was out of town that weekend and gave him shit about it for a while though.

I remember when I was older, we took my grandma to see Leaving Las Vegas. :lol

First movie was Ghostbusters II. The cool generation :bow2

Ghostbusters II was the first time I went to the theater and realized that films can be absolute shit. Same with Alien 3.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:07:11 PM
Um. How about easily? Its utterly unsuitable for a 6 year old.

I saw Robocop when I was 5 and I went to see Robocop 2 and Total Recall in theatres.

Grow a penis
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 01:08:45 PM
Um. How about easily? Its utterly unsuitable for a 6 year old.

I saw Robocop when I was 5 and I went to see Robocop 2 and Total Recall in theatres.

Grow a penis

You have terrible parents.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:12:52 PM
I don't remember the first movie I saw in theatres but I remember the first movie that I DEMANDED I see in theatres was Ninja Turtles.

My Dad took me to see Robocop and Natural Born Killers in the theater. He's awesome.

I said wow.

I was a teenager when it came out, so it wasn't that bad. My mom was out of town that weekend and gave him shit about it for a while though.

I remember when I was older, we took my grandma to see Leaving Las Vegas. :lol

First movie was Ghostbusters II. The cool generation :bow2

Ghostbusters II was the first time I went to the theater and realized that films can be absolute shit. Same with Alien 3.

for me this was ninja turtles 3.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:13:39 PM
Um. How about easily? Its utterly unsuitable for a 6 year old.

I saw Robocop when I was 5 and I went to see Robocop 2 and Total Recall in theatres.

Grow a penis

You have terrible parents.

Haha. My dad took me. I like Robocop 2 but maybe it's the nostalgia.

Or are you saying they're terrible parents because it's too violent?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 01:13:58 PM
TMNT II was another movie I knew was bad in the theater. I never saw TMNT III, I had grown out of the turtles by the time it came out.

I think Alien 3 was my first massive film disappointment while walking out of the theater.

Um. How about easily? Its utterly unsuitable for a 6 year old.

I saw Robocop when I was 5 and I went to see Robocop 2 and Total Recall in theatres.

Grow a penis

You have terrible parents.

Haha. My dad took me. I like Robocop 2 but maybe it's the nostalgia.

Or are you saying they're terrible parents because it's too violent?

Because it's a reaallllly shitty movie. :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:18:06 PM
No way! Robocop 2 is NOT SHITTY! OKAY?!

/nostalgia

I remember thinking TMNT2 was not nearly as good as the original.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 01:19:07 PM
What was your first movie in the theater? Mine was Buckaroo Banzai on opening day. :rock

:bow my parents :bow2
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:21:26 PM
I don't remember my first movie. I'd have to ask.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 01:26:21 PM
I think mine was ET.

I remember seeing ET at the drive-in, but that could've been a rerelease.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 04, 2012, 01:28:10 PM
I'm shocked guys. What about Care Bears.

Also you don't develop the sense of disgust until you're 8 or 9, and it stays with you until dementia kicks in.
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Post by: Spurgeon on May 04, 2012, 01:32:21 PM
My parents also took me to see Total Recall when I was 5. It's probably my favorite movie for nostalgic reasons, but the scene with Arnold's eyes bugging out gave me nightmares for weeks.

I enjoyed The Avengers, and I liked when The Hulk beat people up.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:38:45 PM
I'm shocked guys. What about Care Bears.

Also you don't develop the sense of disgust until you're 8 or 9, and it stays with you until dementia kicks in.

well, in the late 80's/early 90's liking kiddy shit on top of adult shit was pretty fucking standard. We are a generation of boys brought up on cuddly Teddy Ruxbin stuff but not to mention violent GI Joe-esque Predator and Terminator stuff.

At school, we'd go from "playing" Bill and Ted to Ninja Turtles, to how rad Robocop was, how much we hated ACHY BREAKY HEART, then we'd play with Care Bears, break out the donated He-Man toys Toy Story 3 style,  to "playing" Back to the Future and then Conan The Barbarian.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:44:40 PM
I'm convinced that the first film I saw in theatres was The Little Mermaid. I wanted to BE that mermaid, dammit.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:48:41 PM
Dune? :rofl How did you not fall asleep at that age?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 01:49:19 PM
I still remember catching Videodrome on HBO one Sunday afternoon. I couldn't have been older than 7 or 8... HOLY SHIT.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:53:35 PM
Fun contradictions:

I saw all of these crazy movies in theatres but wasn't allowed to watch stuff like Cool World or The Simpsons. My dad and I would watch The Simpsons every Thursday but then my mom demanded I not watch it anymore. I kept watching anyways. :smug
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 01:56:12 PM
My mom HATED The Simpsons and Married with Children. I was allowed to watch them, but she absolutely hated both shows. She's fine with The Simpsons now, though.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 01:58:44 PM
I think the episode that did was Brush with Greatness because during the water slide scene Bart screams,"Bitchin'!" on the way down.

I was banned from watching House Party. I watched that movie so many times as a kid and would repeat them saying pussy all the time.
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Post by: Enl on May 04, 2012, 02:04:21 PM
I don't remember the first film I saw in the theatre, but I fondly remember seeing Robocop, Predator, and Gremlins at the drive-in when I was about 6.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 02:05:09 PM
I fucking miss drive-ins. I gotta find one in houston.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2012, 02:16:59 PM
Ghostbusters II was the first time I went to the theater and realized that films can be absolute shit. Same with Alien 3.

Why you shittin' on my nostalgia  :'(
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Post by: blame space on May 04, 2012, 02:34:04 PM
this movie was cool
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Post by: Spurgeon on May 04, 2012, 02:34:04 PM
My cousins were a special case. I remember visiting them, and their parents would be okay with them watching shit like Cobra and Predator on HBO. But as soon as a movie had a romance scene, their parents would go apeshit and yell to change the channel until said offending scene was over.

I'm lucky that I had bad parents.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2012, 03:01:24 PM
I fucking miss drive-ins. I gotta find one in houston.

There is a 6 screen drive-in in my hometown just south of Seattle. We try to go at least once or twice every summer.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2012, 03:54:28 PM
One of the first movies I remember seeing in theaters was Super Mario Bros.  :-\
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 04, 2012, 04:42:35 PM
a partial list of films my dad or someone from my family took me to see:

jaws
andy warhol's frankenstein
halloween II
halloween III
the beast within
piranha
revenge of the ninja
48 hrs
the terminator
the road warrior
aliens
alligator
dressed to kill
an american werewolf in london
the howling
the thing
creepshow
beverly hills cop
porky's

 :punch
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 04, 2012, 05:12:56 PM
Porky's on the big screen as a kid must have been eye opening or confusing depending on your age.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on May 04, 2012, 05:20:22 PM
cause if it doesnt its a bad superhero movie!
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 05:27:35 PM
Porky's on the big screen as a kid must have been eye opening or confusing depending on your age.

Feelbad: What movie are we going to see, dad?
Feelbad Dad: Porky's.
Feelbad: Great! I love Porky Pig!


Later that night:

(http://i.imgur.com/V0V6e.jpg)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 04, 2012, 05:27:44 PM
Complete list of R-rated movies my parents took me to see or rented to watch with me:










Yep.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 04, 2012, 05:38:45 PM
I'm shocked guys. What about Care Bears.

Also you don't develop the sense of disgust until you're 8 or 9, and it stays with you until dementia kicks in.

well, in the late 80's/early 90's liking kiddy shit on top of adult shit was pretty fucking standard. We are a generation of boys brought up on cuddly Teddy Ruxbin stuff but not to mention violent GI Joe-esque Predator and Terminator stuff.

At school, we'd go from "playing" Bill and Ted to Ninja Turtles, to how rad Robocop was, how much we hated ACHY BREAKY HEART, then we'd play with Care Bears, break out the donated He-Man toys Toy Story 3 style,  to "playing" Back to the Future and then Conan The Barbarian.
What you say here. America sounds like a country heading for a HUGE mental breakdown. Dave Gibbons masterwork 'Give Me Liberty' is a view of what will sort of happen.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 06:00:56 PM
rofl

this was over 20 years ago. Parents tend to not take their kids to r-rated films anymore.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 04, 2012, 06:04:13 PM
listen to you guys, tongue-clucking like bluehairs at a bingo parlor

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Post by: demi on May 04, 2012, 06:05:57 PM
Complete list of R-rated movies my parents took me to see or rented to watch with me:










Yep.

Puritan family, I see. Only in the bible belt.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 04, 2012, 06:06:12 PM
I'm shocked guys. What about Care Bears.

Also you don't develop the sense of disgust until you're 8 or 9, and it stays with you until dementia kicks in.

well, in the late 80's/early 90's liking kiddy shit on top of adult shit was pretty fucking standard. We are a generation of boys brought up on cuddly Teddy Ruxbin stuff but not to mention violent GI Joe-esque Predator and Terminator stuff.

At school, we'd go from "playing" Bill and Ted to Ninja Turtles, to how rad Robocop was, how much we hated ACHY BREAKY HEART, then we'd play with Care Bears, break out the donated He-Man toys Toy Story 3 style,  to "playing" Back to the Future and then Conan The Barbarian.

I had none of this.  I guess when your family is too poor to afford those toys or go to see movies, you're pretty limited on options.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 04, 2012, 06:10:26 PM
we were pretty poor - movies were still affordable mass entertainment when i was a kid, though
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Post by: MrAngryFace on May 04, 2012, 06:15:31 PM
I got in trouble for tricking my grandparents into taking me to see TMNT2 when my stepmom and dad were all anti ninja turtles
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Post by: blame space on May 04, 2012, 06:17:26 PM
i didn't have cable and my parents didn't like rugrats because they disobeyed their parents. all i was allowed to watch were bible story animated VHS and veggie tales.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on May 04, 2012, 06:18:07 PM
Oh god veggie tales
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Post by: blame space on May 04, 2012, 06:18:41 PM
i must have watched this one 50 times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyNhFwRqExA

and this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGOjMpUA7ko

oh man orson scott card wrote these
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 04, 2012, 06:24:34 PM
I remember asking my mom which movie was my first theater experience.  I recall her telling me it was Oliver and Company at a drive in in '91.  Don't remember it though.

I do distinctly remember going to see Batman Forever.  Back then I thought it was awesome, and the acid scene scared the shit out of me.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 04, 2012, 06:29:14 PM
I got in trouble for tricking my grandparents into taking me to see TMNT2 when my stepmom and dad were all anti ninja turtles

I saw TMNT2 in theaters when I was really young because my older brother wanted to see it.  All I remember is being scared of super shredder :'(
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 06:49:54 PM
I'm shocked guys. What about Care Bears.

Also you don't develop the sense of disgust until you're 8 or 9, and it stays with you until dementia kicks in.

well, in the late 80's/early 90's liking kiddy shit on top of adult shit was pretty fucking standard. We are a generation of boys brought up on cuddly Teddy Ruxbin stuff but not to mention violent GI Joe-esque Predator and Terminator stuff.

At school, we'd go from "playing" Bill and Ted to Ninja Turtles, to how rad Robocop was, how much we hated ACHY BREAKY HEART, then we'd play with Care Bears, break out the donated He-Man toys Toy Story 3 style,  to "playing" Back to the Future and then Conan The Barbarian.

I had none of this.  I guess when your family is too poor to afford those toys or go to see movies, you're pretty limited on options.

Well I specifically said at school. By this point in my life, we took advantage of the Pharmor rental service which was like 1 buck a movie rental so I'd rent the entire Back to the Future trilogy for three bucks. In the early 90's my family was far from well off and we struggled a lot because my mom was going back to school for her masters and my dad was being underpaid. The toys I brought up were at the daycare, donated Toy Story 3 style. Most of the movies I watched were rented from Blockbuster or Pharmor but we'd go to the movies occasionally as rewards and I'd see Bill and Ted and Conan in theatres and we'd (as in the boys) would talk about what we saw in school and try to act out our favorite parts. Apparently my experience wasn't far off from the other boys', so I don't know what the fuck.

As for Achy Breaky Heart, the teachers were OBSESSED with that song.

My family was too poor to afford me an nes, so...
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 04, 2012, 06:56:11 PM
There's some seriously amazing claymation done by Islam with Jews turning into pigs. It's on YouTube.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on May 04, 2012, 07:09:52 PM
I went to see Dune with my mum and my sister when I was 6.  My sister wanted to see Karate Kid but I insisted.  It was pretty great, but some scenes were a bit much.  Same year my mum left me in the theatre to watch Ghostbusters while she did some shopping (because she was mentally unstable and thought that was a good idea).  Movie scared me out of my mind.  It was a day session and there was one other dude in there with me.  I was running up and down the aisles panicking.  Love that movie.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 04, 2012, 08:31:11 PM
I'm shocked guys. What about Care Bears.

Also you don't develop the sense of disgust until you're 8 or 9, and it stays with you until dementia kicks in.

well, in the late 80's/early 90's liking kiddy shit on top of adult shit was pretty fucking standard. We are a generation of boys brought up on cuddly Teddy Ruxbin stuff but not to mention violent GI Joe-esque Predator and Terminator stuff.

At school, we'd go from "playing" Bill and Ted to Ninja Turtles, to how rad Robocop was, how much we hated ACHY BREAKY HEART, then we'd play with Care Bears, break out the donated He-Man toys Toy Story 3 style,  to "playing" Back to the Future and then Conan The Barbarian.

I had none of this.  I guess when your family is too poor to afford those toys or go to see movies, you're pretty limited on options.

Well I specifically said at school. By this point in my life, we took advantage of the Pharmor rental service which was like 1 buck a movie rental so I'd rent the entire Back to the Future trilogy for three bucks. In the early 90's my family was far from well off and we struggled a lot because my mom was going back to school for her masters and my dad was being underpaid. The toys I brought up were at the daycare, donated Toy Story 3 style. Most of the movies I watched were rented from Blockbuster or Pharmor but we'd go to the movies occasionally as rewards and I'd see Bill and Ted and Conan in theatres and we'd (as in the boys) would talk about what we saw in school and try to act out our favorite parts. Apparently my experience wasn't far off from the other boys', so I don't know what the fuck.

As for Achy Breaky Heart, the teachers were OBSESSED with that song.

My family was too poor to afford me an nes, so...

Sorry.  I was just being a dick.  I had an all nighter at work and I'm even more of a douche than usual.  I got what you were saying in your original post.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 08:33:25 PM
You weren't being a dick, I was just saying how I managed to accumulate a "healthy" knowledge of pop culture at a young age even though I wasn't exactly from a rich family either

i miss those 1 dollar rentals. wait, we have red box these days. I dunno. lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2012, 08:43:16 PM
First movie I saw in theaters was Aladdin in 1992. The first R rated film I saw in a theater was Eraser. My uncle didn't know it was rated R and took me and some other kids to see it lmao
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 08:46:10 PM
the only time the r-rating thing backfired for my dad was when he took me to see Rising Sun.

That movie had a crazy scene where a chick milks her tits and then this dude drinks it.

My world was shattered.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2012, 08:48:18 PM
My mom took my brothers and I to see Passion Of The Christ. I've never heard so many small children crying at the same time.

She also took me to see Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. dat sex scene  :-\ :-\ :'( :'(

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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2012, 08:49:23 PM
CTHD's sex scene is tame.

I still haven't seen Passion of the Christ.
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Post by: blame space on May 04, 2012, 09:18:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNPoxmwLC1c
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Post by: blame space on May 04, 2012, 09:19:20 PM
i'm about to smoke some crack and watch the passion of the christ
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Post by: bork on May 05, 2012, 12:12:49 AM
Am I posting in the right thread?    ???

Saw Avengers and enjoyed it.  They did a good job of making the movie feel like a double-sequel to Captain America and Thor.  Liked pretty much everyone, but Iron Man was the stand-out here.  Black Widow and Hawkeye were just sort of there.  There was a bit too much dialog for this kind of movie, but I suppose that's staying true to form if you look at a lot of the recent Avengers comics. 

The scene after the credits was predictable but AWESOME.  One of the villains reminded me of the character who shows up, and when he popped up all the people who recognized him went nuts, and most the crowd just went "HUH!?" :lol
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 05, 2012, 12:35:56 AM
Avengers was pretty awesome.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 05, 2012, 12:53:31 AM
Great, great movie. As action packed as you can get without aborting any semblance of a plot. Hammer smash to Captains shield was when the woahs kept coming. The way they handled the Hulk was masterful. In Whedon I trust.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2012, 01:14:28 AM
People talking about the movie, FINALLY!
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Post by: Positive Touch on May 05, 2012, 01:15:43 AM
FUUUUUUUUCK YES THAT WAS AWESOME!  EXACTLY WHAT A COMIC BOOK MOVIE SHOULD BE

no boring backstory, no bullshit love stuff (ok well just a little bit), but really this was all FUN ACTION.  SO MUCH FUN
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2012, 01:37:02 AM
Gonna watch this tomorrow! Not in 3D.
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Post by: ManaByte on May 05, 2012, 03:51:15 AM
Fuck Batman. Fuck Spider-Man. No other comic book movie matters anymore.
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Post by: Enl on May 05, 2012, 03:57:23 AM
It's rare that the 90s comic book kid in me geeks out over a comic book movie but

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Mother Fucking Thanos! Bring on the Infinity Gauntlet!
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2012, 04:15:10 AM
Yeah, I'm not a big comic fan so I struggled with identifying him

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My guesses were: Thanos, Skrulls, Kang the Conqueror.
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But that bit drew huge cheers from the crowd.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on May 05, 2012, 04:33:44 AM
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Wait, that was Thanos?  I thought it was Darkseid.  :teehee
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Post by: Momo on May 05, 2012, 07:32:08 AM
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Wait, that was Thanos?  I thought it was Darkseid.  :teehee
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My friend that was watching with me was all OMG THANOS!!! HHUURR HHAAAARR. I could not let his excited happiness fly so I sent a quip his way - "Oh you mean that Darkseid rip-off guy?" I looked away immediately as I could feel his hateful gaze burning a hole in the side of my skull. He was dead quiet afterwards and as we were leaving I took the opportunity that was people rattling, talking and being noisy  to exhale all the laughter I held back.
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I did tell him afterwards I was fucking with him though, he had a face longer than a horse :lol
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2012, 08:04:49 AM
Is that a popular argument between fans? I've seen it everywhere. I wonder if it's as old as the characters themselves.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on May 05, 2012, 08:18:45 AM
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It's not so much an argument as it is a brute fact with a few people just not wanting to accept it.  Starlin admits Darkseid was the inspiration.  Then he went over to DC and did Mongul who was basically DC's answer to Thanos so lol.  I expect people are just sick of hearing it now though as opposed to actually disagreeing.
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Post by: Tasty on May 05, 2012, 10:41:24 AM
I think I saw T2 when I was 8. Or maybe it wasn't T2 but whatever 3D movie thing they have at Universal Studios. What freaked me out the most was the pre-movie thing on the TVs while you were waiting in line, made it totally seem like Skynet was real. I was all WTF this is fricking scary. :(

Then in the theater a bunch of T-800s on either side started firing (fake) machine guns but it sounded like the real deal. Was pretty intense.

I remember the 3D being pretty cool back then.
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Post by: ManaByte on May 05, 2012, 01:12:09 PM
FYI, Chitauri = Skrulls.

They are the Ultimate universe version of them. Fox has the rights to the "Skrulls" name with Fantastic Four for a while. A little while ago in the comics they then tried to say that the Chitauri aren't Skrulls by having the Ultimate Reed Richards see real Skrulls in an alternate universe, but once they started making Marvel Studios movies they were retconned back to being the Ultimate universe Skrulls.
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Post by: bork on May 05, 2012, 03:22:46 PM
So there was ANOTHER bonus scene after all the credits finished that I mised...d'oh!

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Post by: cool breeze on May 05, 2012, 03:43:09 PM
Pretty awesome movie.  Great action and surprisingly funny.  The interactions were all really well done, specifically Tony and Bruce.  I went into it only really liking the first Iron Man.  This was better.

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Hulk :bow2

'puny god' moment was so good
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also for a family movie, attaching trailers for training day 3 and prometheus was an odd choice. 
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Post by: Enl on May 05, 2012, 03:53:12 PM
So there was ANOTHER bonus scene after all the credits finished that I mised...d'oh!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJU2-43TsvI
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 05, 2012, 06:17:07 PM
Thats actually really shit, without the context.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 05, 2012, 06:21:08 PM
So there was ANOTHER bonus scene after all the credits finished that I mised...d'oh!

yeah, almost everyone left after the first scene.  It's short flashy credits > first scene > long regular credits > second scene.

And another reason I dislike 3D is that the only IMAX showings were for the 3d-converted version.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2012, 07:12:09 PM
Avengers was awesome, best superhero movie I've seen since Dark Knight. Sorry, that sounds like faint praise, doesn't it? It had a great balance of action and humor, handled the team of superheroes really well, and succeeded in plain just being a whole heck of a lot of fun that doesn't require much commitment or though but also doesn't make you feel stupid. Would watch again.

Loki is kinda lame, though.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2012, 07:18:20 PM
Avengers = Movie of the Year :trollface :smug :umad
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2012, 07:23:45 PM
Day 1 for Avengers = $80 million
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2012, 08:47:28 PM
The Master has spoken:

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Previous Marvel Comics superhero movies such as Iron Man, Hulk, Captain America and Thor were like roughly cut puzzle pieces that looked odd and unfinished by themselves—pretend movies derived from already established brands. Most of them, particularly Jon Favreau’s dung-colored Iron Man, were poorly directed.

Now, fitted together in Marvel’s The Avengers, the superhero tales still don’t quite cohere; instead, each superhero’s traits and powers have been simultaneously inflated and streamlined (Scarlett Johannson’s Black Widow, barely a cameo in last year’s Iron Man 2, is almost a character here) with the sole intent to overwhelm, not merely entertain. That’s why a corporate brand is part of the title.

A live-action version of the comic book series about “The Earth’s Mightiest Heroes,” Marvel’s The Avengers is promoted as the ultimate Comic-Con—the franchise of franchises, the movie contemporary audiences have been trained to anticipate and genuflect to.

This whopping sales campaign manipulates immature, undeveloped adolescent taste into the mistaken notion of cultural fulfillment. The Avengers is neither good nor important, yet the more it consummates Marvel Comics’ current strategy to secure the adolescent comic book/graphic novel/video game market, the more it illustrates Hollywood’s shameless insufficiencies.

To discuss The Avengers as a story—or even a thrill ride—is delusional. Best to tally some of the actors’ deceits—which parallel the media’s complicit self-deception—as they trivialize the emotional satisfaction that is supposed to come from modernizing myth and legend.

The Captain America role traps Chris Evans, who was a great tease as the Human Torch, in an uninteresting anachronism, now a truly faded idea of American Exceptionalism. The same holds for the Halloween freakazoids Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and Bruce Banner/The Hulk (a CGIed Mark Ruffalo).

As villainous Loki, Tom Hiddleston, who was so moving in Spielberg’s War Horse and Terence Davies’ The Deep Blue Sea, comes closest to giving a performance. He suggests the intense young aspirant Peter O’Toole, though without the glorious voice and no story details to frame his petulance, just a pretext for the superheroes to fight his plan for world domination.

The film’s only probable hero is zillionaire gadgeteer Tony Stark, who Robert Downey has finally learned to make his own using hipster witticisms that lend this basically unhip movie erratic self-satire.

Only a capitalist icon with Stark’s endless resources makes sense to an audience of semi-illiterate consumers catered to by the leisure industries and discouraged from an interest in characterization, theme or ideas. That’s why Sam Jackson’s Nick Fury can simply watch action from the sidelines (occasionally firing off a gunshot or an epithet), pretending to be a leader in his ghetto eye patch. (Insert convenient Obama comment here.)

Director Joss Whedon brings TV squalor (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) to this, his second big screen superhero outing. Whedon doesn’t have Zack Snyder’s personal style, the élan that at least made Watchmen and Sucker Punch thoroughly idiosyncratic and fitfully compelling. Whedon directs impersonally, which is to say he manages the proceedings as one runs a fast-food joint.

This analogy ought to appall the very fast-food patrons who flock to The Avengers, yet cannot accept that an artistic enterprise should be more than ground patties of optional substance. Like Whedon, they can’t tell the difference between art and conviction-less product.

This proves the brainwashing that has happened to pop audiences in the generations since comic books and TV stole their imaginations from cinema and literature. Much of this tragedy has to do with the impact of TV (Whedon’s background), which has destroyed popular understanding of narrative complexity.

Each superhero should represent overcoming some social difficulty; now they’re just gimmicks. Whedon simply makes the action go on and on. He has no sense of dramatic build or rising to a climax. He overloads the spectator with one climax after another (imitating Michael Bay angles, particularly the same skyscraper-devouring turbine f/x from the last Transformers flick).

Unlike the lyrical teen fantasy Chronicle or Neveldine/Taylor’s daring Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, which addressed life, death and morality, Marvel’s The Avengers has little to say other than “Buy me!” Millions of mentally hijacked moviegoers will respond like Pavlov’s dog, barking “Wow!”

http://cityarts.info/2012/05/02/pavlov%E2%80%99s-franchise-2/
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2012, 09:05:30 PM
Thats actually really shit, without the context.

Yup, it was hilarious in context though.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 05, 2012, 09:10:26 PM
should I watch Thor and Iron Man 2 and Norton Hulk and Captain America (Christ, so many superhero movies) before watching this?
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2012, 09:12:45 PM
Not necessarily, imo. You might miss out on some characterizations, but all some of my friends went into this movie with no prior knowledge of those lead ups, and had a blast.
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Post by: Enl on May 05, 2012, 09:16:08 PM
should I watch Thor and Iron Man 2 and Norton Hulk and Captain America (Christ, so many superhero movies) before watching this?

The only ones you would probably need to watch is Thor since the villain ties into that film, and Captain America to a lesser extent since it's somewhat of a sequel to that film as well. The others you can skip.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 05, 2012, 09:17:04 PM
thanks, guys
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2012, 09:19:09 PM
I didn't watch Captain America :lol

But yeah, Thor is probably the *only* one you might wanna check out, for the sake of Loki. The 5 seconds where Chris Hemsworth wears a jeans will make it worth it.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 05, 2012, 09:22:08 PM
If you're strapped for time, you can always read Wikipedia.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2012, 09:24:33 PM
should I watch Thor and Iron Man 2 and Norton Hulk and Captain America (Christ, so many superhero movies) before watching this?

What is The Avengers, an expansion pack? Go see it if you want, or don't. Thor and IM2 probably suck, I haven't seen them.

take that girl you talked about last night
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 05, 2012, 09:28:37 PM
I probably won't watch any of them (but if I do, I guess it'll be Thor), I was just curious.

very funny, PD
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Post by: cool breeze on May 05, 2012, 09:32:47 PM
should I watch Thor and Iron Man 2 and Norton Hulk and Captain America (Christ, so many superhero movies) before watching this?

Thor is the only one with a substantial connection.

Iron Man 2 if you want to learn more about the SHIELD characters (Samuel L Jackson, Scarlett Johanson, Clark Gregg).  It's on Netflix instant if you care enough.  You could skip most of the movie and just watch the SHIELD bits.

Captain America, maybe? If you know the basic story, then from the movie there's
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Hydra were Nazi, Tony Stark's dad was a character in it, and the macguffin from it is the macguffin in Avengers.
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Norton's Hulk has no connection.  The one connection was retconned out.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2012, 10:15:24 PM
Loki is a bad guy. If a bad guy gets the glowy thing then shit's gonna be fucked.

There, now you're ready to see Avengers.
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Post by: Tasty on May 05, 2012, 10:30:09 PM
Norton's Hulk has no connection.  The one connection was retconned out.

What was that?
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Post by: cool breeze on May 05, 2012, 10:58:48 PM
Norton's Hulk has no connection.  The one connection was retconned out.

What was that?

don't know if it's even worth spoiler tagging, but

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post-credit scene of Norton's Hulk has Tony Stark meeting General Ross in a bar, mentioning that he'll help with the "Hulk problem," or something along those lines.  Presumably an early idea was to have Hulk as more of an antagonist or something.  This was all back in 2008 when the only Avengers business was the post-credit scene from Iron Man.

When actual plans were forming that didn't align with earlier ideas, they made this short clip called The Consultant with Coulson explaining: "oh, Tony wasn't serious.  Secretly Ross wanted Abomination in The Avengers, and we didn't want that, so we sent Tony in to annoy him ( ???) into dropping that idea."

Also, originally The Hulk was responsible for finding Captain America.  Banner went to kill himself on a glacier and hulked out, smashing it, revealing Captain's body.
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Post by: Vertigo on May 06, 2012, 12:29:04 PM
I probably won't watch any of them (but if I do, I guess it'll be Thor), I was just curious.

very funny, PD

If you have to and i would recommend it. Watch Captain America and Thor the only two films with a real connection to events in The Avengers.

IM2 is a waste of time and the Hulk films are an acquired taste. (I liked them but ADD audiences demand more smashing for their money) Plus the Avengers version of Banner is a lot more genial.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2012, 12:36:01 PM
HOLY SHIT. Can this be the film that topples Avatar?

Check back after next weekend.
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Post by: ManaByte on May 06, 2012, 12:50:27 PM
Norton's Hulk has no connection.  The one connection was retconned out.

They reference it though. Banner mentions breaking Harlem the last time he was in NY.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 06, 2012, 01:04:58 PM
from what i recall not many others here liked it, but i thoroughly enjoyed captain america

i thought it was a good old-fashioned superhero movie, and liked the fact that they gave the "pre captain" steve rogers a decent amount of screen time

and i totally geeked out over a montage towards the middle, which to me was like all those kirby double page spreads come to life
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 06, 2012, 01:06:29 PM
I thought Captain America was fun. Nothing fantastic but it worked.

Gonna see Avengers next Friday night at the drive-in (double feature with John Carter), should be a blast.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2012, 01:23:07 PM
from what i recall not many others here liked it, but i thoroughly enjoyed captain america

I liked Captain America, it was a simple movie but still pretty fun. Can't go wrong with the WWII setting and Nazi villains.
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Post by: Sman on May 06, 2012, 01:36:29 PM
from what i recall not many others here liked it, but i thoroughly enjoyed captain america

I liked Captain America, it was a simple movie but still pretty fun. Can't go wrong with the WWII setting and Nazi villains.

My biggest problem with it was the same as the Green Lantern's: the action scenes sucked.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2012, 01:43:22 PM
The action scenes in Captain America were far better than the action scenes in Green Lantern.
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Post by: Sman on May 06, 2012, 01:46:40 PM
"They sucked less" is not saying much.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 06, 2012, 03:15:41 PM
I like Captain America, but "Better than Green Lantern" isn't saying much either.
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Post by: Vertigo on May 06, 2012, 03:16:58 PM
The action in CA was 'pedestrian' but it still beats that shitbucket of a movie Green Lantern into the ground. That film has no redeeming features at all. Such a shame for a great character we'll probably never see another one done properly.
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Post by: Momo on May 06, 2012, 03:42:29 PM
Green Lantern was at least better than the abomination that was Thor
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Post by: Enl on May 06, 2012, 04:28:52 PM
I don't recall Captain America and Thor creating a magic race car to save the day. Green Lantern was awful.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 06, 2012, 04:59:19 PM
I know most people on here are secure Whedon fanboys, so I can basically say that it's really satisfying that he's come to fruition.
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Post by: blame space on May 06, 2012, 05:00:54 PM
i have never seen anything else that this joss guy has done. isn't he pretty well known for making stuff for nerds? i'm glad he made a good movie. i think iron man 2 is good.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 06, 2012, 05:08:35 PM
Iron Man 2 was a coke dream of the guy who directed it.
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Post by: blame space on May 06, 2012, 05:09:34 PM
i think that's why i like it so much.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 06, 2012, 05:13:25 PM
What's your favourite drug?
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Post by: blame space on May 06, 2012, 05:14:17 PM
do you remember when jon favreau was on the sopranos
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 06, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
Vaguely.

I seriously preferred The Shield. Man, seriously. The stuff with the Amreninas mafia was amazing.

And there was actually real swearing in one ep.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 06, 2012, 05:18:05 PM
Is it your Favreau drug joke?
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Post by: Momo on May 06, 2012, 05:40:47 PM
I don't recall Captain America and Thor creating a magic race car to save the day. Green Lantern was awful.
Still better than some lame love drama

Thor is my favorite Marvel Hero and Green Lantern is close to the bottom DC wise for me.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2012, 06:03:47 PM
Green Lantern was at least better than the abomination that was Thor

Green Lantern wasn't better than anything.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 06, 2012, 06:29:09 PM
Green Lantern. Martin Campbell knows his stuff re:decent action flicks like Goldeneye and Zorro. It's weird.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2012, 07:08:42 PM
thank god I've never seen anything from Whedon. fuckin nerds
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Post by: Bebpo on May 06, 2012, 07:11:30 PM
Just got back from seeing The Avengers, aka. the movie that's the worst Marvel film yet for the first 90 mins and then is pretty solid for 40 mins and then ends.

I'm a pretty big Whedon fan, so I'm not sure what went wrong here.  The directing was really poor for the bulk of it, the script was super cheesy and often lame, the story kind of sucked, and the acting was B-level all around except Ruffalo who was fucking AWESOME and Hemsworth was pretty good.  Then again the Firefly movie wasn't particularly good either. 

It's weird coming from Cabin in the Woods Whedon where the script is really sharp, witty, and clever to Avengers Whedon where the script is really dumb, spelled out, and cheesy.  However when it kicks into COMIC BOOKS MODE in the last 40 mins, it feels like a comic book brought to life and is great.  But man, so much of the film was bad and boring.  You'd think a man like Whedon who is GREAT at doing ensemble pieces with characters cleverly playing off each other like Firefly and Dollhouse would be perfect! for an ensemble superhero film.  Again, I dunno how they botched it.  Guessing a big movie like this had a shitton of executive producer control which screwed with Whedon. 

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When AGENT GUY dies I was like "noooo, not AGENT GUY"  :lol  and then when he goes "It's ok, for this plan to work they need someone to avenge!" I was rolling my eyes so hard they were falling out my head.  And then cuts to ALL THE SUPERHEROS ARE CHANGED AND BROUGHT TOGETHER BY DEATH OF AGENT GUY.  Wow, this is like fan fiction amateur bad eeek. 

But in the end Hulk was awesome and they made him BEYOND-GOD-TIER like he is in the comic universe and it was really satisfying seeing him fuck up shit.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2012, 07:45:23 PM
Nah, Avengers was great.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 06, 2012, 08:05:14 PM
I dunno, the script was hilariously bad.  Like Loki would have all these scenes where he'd give his BAD GUY SPEECHES and they didn't even bother to give him any sense of intelligent logic. 

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Instead you get him saying the same 3 min speech over and over again "PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE FREE.  THEY REALLY WANT TO BE RULED.  HOW DO I KNOW THIS?  BECAUSE I AM PULLING IT FROM MY ASS"
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I think if I turned off my brain everytime someone talked in this movie I'd like it a lot better.  Which is probably why I really enjoyed the last 40 mins!  It's so weird because I love Whedon dialogue!  But I think the script sucked here.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 06, 2012, 08:08:36 PM
I think this a movie that works better if you are a comic book fan getting off at the notion of seeing if Goku is stronger than Kenshiro.  I haven't read any of these comics since I was a kid, and comic book geeking out stuff does nothing for me.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2012, 08:15:16 PM
I think this a movie that works better if you are a comic book fan getting off at the notion of seeing if Goku is stronger than Kenshiro.  I haven't read any of these comics since I was a kid, and comic book geeking out stuff does nothing for me.

Goku is clearly stronger
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2012, 09:13:52 PM
Bebpo, you didn't like Hellraiser 2 either, so what do you know? You disgust me, sir, disgust me!   :maf
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Post by: Bebpo on May 06, 2012, 09:50:51 PM
 :P
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Post by: Boogie on May 06, 2012, 10:18:56 PM
The Avengers kicks ass.  That is all.
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Post by: Boogie on May 06, 2012, 10:21:14 PM
Wait, that's not all:

Also, Leper Bebpo.
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Post by: Spurgeon on May 06, 2012, 10:27:23 PM
Worst line was when Professor Selvig says "Brother of Thor."
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Post by: Tasty on May 06, 2012, 10:32:16 PM
If only he was big in 2005 so that Angel wouldn't have gotten cancelled.

:'(
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Post by: ManaByte on May 07, 2012, 10:40:51 AM
Bebpo = Loki

Everyone else = Hulk
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Post by: MrAngryFace on May 07, 2012, 11:50:30 AM
Angel season 5 rocked- series went out on a high note; the downfall of most good shows is a long run imo.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 07, 2012, 12:22:32 PM
Angel season 5 rocked- series went out on a high note; the downfall of most good shows is a long run imo.

Buffy went on way too long, Angel bowed out at the right time.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on May 07, 2012, 12:23:41 PM
Totally. The ending to Angel was also so fitting considering what the show was about.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 07, 2012, 04:24:46 PM
Wow, Bebpo, wow. It's like we saw two completely different movies.

This is the least attractive you've ever been. And when I recall your gaming tastes and uguu-addiction, I get even more sick.
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Post by: ManaByte on May 07, 2012, 10:38:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GilZ9.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/brIpQ.jpg)
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Post by: Robo on May 07, 2012, 11:26:45 PM
I don't understand those pictures one bit.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 07, 2012, 11:28:05 PM
Nintendo President Satoru Iwata Also Wonders Why the Avengers Need an Archer
"There is always the risk that you will run out of arrows. There is never a risk that The Incredible Hulk will run out of Hulk."

lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 07, 2012, 11:32:34 PM
Wolverine should be in the next movie god dammit
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 08, 2012, 12:10:20 AM
I don't understand those pictures one bit.

you've never had shawarma?
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Post by: Robo on May 08, 2012, 12:17:00 AM
Oh, is that the joke?  ...No, I still don't get it.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2012, 12:34:52 AM
Nintendo President Satoru Iwata Also Wonders Why the Avengers Need an Archer
"There is always the risk that you will run out of arrows. There is never a risk that The Incredible Hulk will run out of Hulk."

lol

:lol

Oh, is that the joke?  ...No, I still don't get it.

It's a "you had to be there" thing. It's pretty funny in context, tho.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 08, 2012, 01:08:16 AM
Oh, is that the joke?  ...No, I still don't get it.

They're eating shawrama. That's the joke, I guess. I mean, it's not funny, but that's the joke.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 08, 2012, 01:18:43 AM
Oh, is that the joke?  ...No, I still don't get it.

spelled out (and spoiled):

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Near the end of the movie Iron Man says he wants to try shawarma.  The second post credit scene is everyone sitting down eating shawarma.

That's the gag.  It messes with the audience's expectation of what the post-post-credit scene should be.  Instead of another tease for Avengers 2, it's just these guys in costume eating in an awkward silence.
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It's an image macro because nerd inflation.

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Post by: Diunx on May 08, 2012, 11:22:51 AM
I'm not a big fan of Shwarma.
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Post by: Momo on May 08, 2012, 11:28:05 AM
Strangely, I had a shwarma before watching Avengers, had no idea about the end scene though
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Post by: Himu on May 08, 2012, 11:05:39 PM
I saw The Avengers with my dad. THAT is how you do a comic book movie. My dad and I have been geeking out for the past HOUR talking about how awesome that movie was. Best comic movie I've ever seen and one of the most memorable film experiences I ever had. It was like the whole audience had the time of their lives. Dude after the movie said Batman was gonna top it, but we just laughed in his face. lmao
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2012, 11:25:06 PM
I saw The Avengers with my dad. THAT is how you do a comic book movie. My dad and I have been geeking out for the past HOUR talking about how awesome that movie was. Best comic movie I've ever seen and one of the most memorable film experiences I ever had. It was like the whole audience had the time of their lives. Dude after the movie said Batman was gonna top it, but we just laughed in his face. lmao
:rofl

That Guy is at every comic film showing, I swear
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 08, 2012, 11:27:47 PM
The Dark Knight Rises is going to be great, no question, but it won't be as much FUN.

This is going to be a good summer for blockbusters, I think.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 09, 2012, 12:02:30 AM
I have a feeling that Spider-man is going to suck and get totally overshadowed by this and Batman.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 09, 2012, 12:14:14 AM
I think that is a safe bet.
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 12:35:57 AM
Really fricking awesome movie. Top notch Joss dialog and funniness too, but the action was not only competent it was amazing from top-to-bottom.

The only reason I'm still slightly-less than hot for it (not lukewarm by far, but not red hot) is that I really don't care about any of the characters except Iron Man and Hulk, and this movie had the worst actor playing Bruce Banner I've ever seen. Really didn't like that guy.

Otherwise, delivered on all counts. Hoping Joss does the sequel, which was confirmed I believe.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 12:38:15 AM
I thought Bruce Banner was perfect. He almost looked hobo-ish, which is how I always envision Bruce Banner.

I think Thor was great.

Cap was the weak link on the team but even he stole the show some times.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 09, 2012, 12:38:46 AM
Mark Ruffalo was great.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 09, 2012, 12:40:52 AM
I have a feeling that Spider-man is going to suck and get totally overshadowed by this and Batman.

The other spider-man movies were huge, but yeah, there doesn't seem to be a lot of excitement for Amazing Spider-man.  Doesn't help that the trailers haven't been great.  The tone is all over the place.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 09, 2012, 12:43:14 AM
Does anyone even want to see more Spiderman movies?  He got a bunch already.  Interest seems gone. 

And the villain in this one is just some CG lizard creature or something (kind of remember him from the comics), just seems like a boring premise.  There's so many good Spiderman villains they could have used instead.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 12:45:57 AM
The Lizard is a classic Spider-Man villain, Bebpo.
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Post by: Beezy on May 09, 2012, 01:42:56 AM
Bebpo :lol
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Post by: Bebpo on May 09, 2012, 01:51:22 AM
I don't follow comics =P

I read X-men and Batman growing up and that was about it.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 09, 2012, 01:54:37 AM
Icon Mark Ruffalo

Leper Andrex
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 01:59:08 AM
I don't follow comics =P

I read X-men and Batman growing up and that was about it.

The Lizard has always been a major rival aside from Doc Ock because he's a professor that Peter respected and admired. You didn't watch the cartoons even?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizard_(comics)
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Post by: Beezy on May 09, 2012, 02:03:34 AM
I don't follow comics =P
Me neither. Watched the cartoons.
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 02:05:00 AM
Icon Mark Ruffalo

Leper Andrex

He's a great actor. I just couldn't see him in the role. Norton and Bana were inspired choices to be sure.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 09, 2012, 02:09:58 AM
I don't follow comics =P

I read X-men and Batman growing up and that was about it.

The Lizard has always been a major rival aside from Doc Ock because he's a professor that Peter respected and admired. You didn't watch the cartoons even?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lizard_(comics)

I remember there being a green lizard guy yes.  He's also in some of the games.  Do I know anything about him besides that he is a lizard and spiderman beats him up?  Nope.
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 02:10:28 AM
Oh and OMFG at the TDKR trailer in IMAX. DAT FRICKING BASS ZOMG

I could feel it vibrating my heart. And no, that's not a clever metaphor.
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Post by: Mandark on May 09, 2012, 02:11:25 AM
Just saw this.  First time a movie's beaten my expectations this much since Star Trek.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 09, 2012, 02:15:32 AM
Wait, did Star Trek beat your expectations in a good way or bad way? I can't remember where everyone stood on that movie, because I chose to erase any memories involving Willco.
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Post by: Mandark on May 09, 2012, 02:18:41 AM
A good way.  When I first heard about them rebooting Star Trek with a hip, young cast it was eye-roll city.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 02:32:57 AM
Wait, did Star Trek beat your expectations in a good way or bad way? I can't remember where everyone stood on that movie, because I chose to erase any memories involving Willco.

Star Trek was a great summer blockbuster film. Everyone thought it'd suck, but it turned out pretty great.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 09, 2012, 02:52:34 AM
Eh, I thought Star Trek was mediocre. I enjoyed Avengers a bunch, though.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 02:53:25 AM
i want to see avengers.

again.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 09, 2012, 02:58:15 AM
I saw it in some AMC ETX shit that was comparable to faux IMAX. It was pretty sweet. I wouldn't have paid the extra surcharge for it, but I just movie hopped after seeing The Cabin in the Woods (which was awesome as well).
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2012, 06:09:40 AM
Wait, did Star Trek beat your expectations in a good way or bad way? I can't remember where everyone stood on that movie, because I chose to erase any memories involving Willco.

Star Trek was a great summer blockbuster film. Everyone thought it'd suck, but it turned out pretty great.
Cool pew pew Sci Fi action film
Pretty shit Star Trek film
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2012, 06:17:48 AM
As for Spiderman villains, I want:

-Jackal
-Smythe (as a henchman to Kingpin leading into a Richard Fisk/The Rose arc)
-Chameleon (as a henchman)
-Kraven (With a rampaging Calypso so they are forced to work together near the end)
-Morbius  (tag team with Jackal)
-Sin-Eater (Why not elevate an unknown villain, it would also tie him into the Avengers universe easily)
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Post by: Beezy on May 09, 2012, 09:59:25 AM
Anyone recommend seeing this in 3D? IMAX?
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 10:12:34 AM
Anyone recommend seeing this in 3D? IMAX?

Sure, that's how I saw it.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 09, 2012, 10:23:19 AM
Anyone recommend seeing this in 3D? IMAX?

It's converted/fake 3D.  If that doesn't mean anything to you, then maybe? it's just shot and meant to be a 2D film.  Converted 3D is usually just taking advantage of 3D as a gimmick, getting people to pay extra for tickets n stuff.  But if you like the effect, might as well watch it in 3D.  Some people said the 3D is pretty alright in it.  Plus if you want to see it IMAX, it has to be 3D.  Might be worth putting up with the effect for the quality. 
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 10:34:28 AM
Plus if you want to see it IMAX, it has to be 3D.  Might be worth putting up with the effect for the quality.

Not true. There were 2D IMAX showings where I was.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 09, 2012, 10:39:21 AM
Well, it's true for me.  Everything was 3D IMAX.

I don't have a problem with 3D if it's the intention.  I'm gonna see Prometheus and Amazing Spider-man in 3D.  And The Dark Knight Rises in real imax, hopefully.  Those tickets will be sold out fast.
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Post by: Beezy on May 09, 2012, 12:28:49 PM
Well, it's true for me.  Everything was 3D IMAX.

I don't have a problem with 3D if it's the intention.  I'm gonna see Prometheus and Amazing Spider-man in 3D.  And The Dark Knight Rises in real imax, hopefully.  Those tickets will be sold out fast.
Me neither. Thanks, I'll stick to 2D or 2D IMAX.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 09, 2012, 03:07:45 PM
I would have seen it in 2D if I paid, Beezy.
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2012, 03:11:14 PM
I went to see it in 3D, but honestly the 3D effect in the movie wasnt worth it. Would have gone 2D had I bought the tickets and known beforehand.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 03:13:26 PM
Well, one thing I can give it is that the fidelity was not lost while watching the film. Usually in 3d films, it feels like I am losing quality because of the 3d effect. The Spider-man 3d trailer exemplifies this. All the action looks blurry and what the fuck. But in Avengers it all went smoothly and I was never taken out of my film experience.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 09, 2012, 03:15:06 PM
Well, one thing I can give it is that the fidelity was not lost while watching the film. Usually in 3d films, it feels like I am losing quality because of the 3d effect. The Spider-man 3d trailer exemplifies this. All the action looks blurry and what the fuck. But in Avengers it all went smoothly and I was never taken out of my film experience.

This is a good point. The Prometheus trailer, in comparison, looked fucking awesome.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 03:17:24 PM
I missed out on the Prometheus 3d trailer. :(
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2012, 03:19:47 PM
I saw the Prometheus trailer before Avengers, looked really really awesome.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 09, 2012, 03:23:22 PM
The blurriness in the spider-man trailer wasn't the 3D. 

Which Prometheus trailer did they show? i kinda looked away when they showed it at mine.  I haven't seen the latest trailer and everyone is saying "I wish I hadn't seen the latest trailer."
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 09, 2012, 03:24:07 PM
The second one, the one that starts with the waterfall and then "a king has his reign...and then he dies"
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 09, 2012, 03:28:10 PM
To answer the question in the subject line, yes, I am totally mad over whatever it is I am mad about.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 09, 2012, 03:30:47 PM
and man, the Amazing Spider-man trailer looked cheap after Prometheus and Dark Knight Rises.
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2012, 03:32:03 PM
The blurriness in the spider-man trailer wasn't the 3D. 

Which Prometheus trailer did they show? i kinda looked away when they showed it at mine.  I haven't seen the latest trailer and everyone is saying "I wish I hadn't seen the latest trailer."
The showed the latest trailer in my region
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 09, 2012, 03:32:32 PM
and man, the Amazing Spider-man trailer looked cheap after Prometheus and Dark Knight Rises.

They didn't have the Dark Knight Rises trailer at the showing I went to. :maf
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2012, 03:36:26 PM
I didnt get Dark Knight either, got Ice Age 34.5 instead.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 09, 2012, 03:39:18 PM
you both missed out!

(Bane's new voice still sounds artificial in theaters)
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Post by: Momo on May 09, 2012, 03:47:53 PM
The did show a hilariously bad MIB 3 trailer too :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 03:52:16 PM
I saw DKR trailer at mine
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 03:55:34 PM
Well, one thing I can give it is that the fidelity was not lost while watching the film. Usually in 3d films, it feels like I am losing quality because of the 3d effect. The Spider-man 3d trailer exemplifies this. All the action looks blurry and what the fuck. But in Avengers it all went smoothly and I was never taken out of my film experience.

This is a good point. The Prometheus trailer, in comparison, looked fucking awesome.

Indeed!

And I got the old trailer for Spider. :-\ Was really hoping to see the new action shots in 3D but nope.

Edit- Mine was:

1. The Dark Knight Rises (trailer 3)
2. Frankenweenie
3. Prometheus (US trailer)
4. The Amazing Spider-man (trailer 2)
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 09, 2012, 03:56:09 PM
I saw DKR trailer at mine

Diddy Kong Racing lolz
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 03:57:19 PM
Was spider-man filmed with a consumer camera?

RED EPIC.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 09, 2012, 04:02:58 PM
I'm going to watch it again this Friday with some old school nerds. :rock
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Post by: ManaByte on May 09, 2012, 04:22:19 PM
First time I saw it I got Brave, Frankenweenie, Spidey, TDKR, and some shitty COPS looking movie shot with a handicam.

The other two times I saw it I got everything but that shitty cop movie.

Spider-Man looks pretty good in 3D, but it and Batman just look stale and boring after Avengers.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 09, 2012, 04:27:07 PM
oh. Cause it looks like one of those handicam films.

Amazing Spider-Man is a found footage movie.
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Post by: Beezy on May 09, 2012, 04:55:03 PM
I saw DKR trailer at mine

Diddy Kong Racing lolz
:lol
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 05:41:02 PM
Batman just look stale and boring after Avengers.

 >:(

TDKR is going to make Avengers look like Transformers.
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Post by: Himu on May 09, 2012, 06:09:17 PM
Batman just look stale and boring after Avengers.

 >:(

TDKR is going to make Avengers look like Transformers.

I saw The Avengers with my dad. THAT is how you do a comic book movie. My dad and I have been geeking out for the past HOUR talking about how awesome that movie was. Best comic movie I've ever seen and one of the most memorable film experiences I ever had. It was like the whole audience had the time of their lives. Dude after the movie said Batman was gonna top it, but we just laughed in his face. lmao
:rofl

That Guy is at every comic film showing, I swear
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 09, 2012, 06:13:48 PM
Andres is...THAT GUY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoh1LGADKI8
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Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2012, 07:22:56 PM
:lol I loved the movie! But saying TDKR "looks stale" is :lol
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Post by: Mandark on May 09, 2012, 09:48:48 PM
Spider-Man looks pretty good in 3D, but it and Batman just look stale and boring after Avengers.

So Manabyte has deemed Joss Whedon to NOT be a threat to the reputations of either George Lucas or Walt Disney.  Good to know!
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Post by: Momo on May 10, 2012, 12:22:28 AM
I've always thought that every Batman after Returns was a bit shit. After all the crying I've done in here about Bane I don't think it will be a better movie for me. But then again I also cried about Pym and Janet.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 10, 2012, 01:10:22 AM
You know, Momo, you really do complain a lot. No offense.
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Post by: Momo on May 10, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
I don't take that as an offense, it's something I am aware of myself.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2012, 02:01:14 AM
spider man looks like crap..

TDKR...eh I'm on the fence. I trust Nolan BUT it seems like this could be a giant mess. Bane, Catwoman, ninjas, some dude who might be the next Batman...bleh
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 10, 2012, 03:14:54 AM
:umad

:trollface

Ugh, we don't really have these emoticons.
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Post by: Momo on May 10, 2012, 03:39:34 AM
:umad
(http://i.imgur.com/F90E3.gif)

:trollface
(http://i.imgur.com/HqLd2.gif)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 10, 2012, 03:51:29 AM
I really don't understand any of the hype for this movie. I don't have any interest in seeing it, maybe d/l it one day...
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Post by: Bebpo on May 10, 2012, 04:16:55 AM
I'm split on Batman.  Bane looks fucking stupid as does Catwoman (though Anne Hathway is awesome).

The trailer was REALLY GOOD and it looks like the movie is going to be super fucked up and epic.  The football stadium scene looks like it's going to be brutal.

otoh the trailer spoiled the entire goddamn movie and all its plot twists (especially if you've read the Bane comic arc), so I'm less excited knowing what they're probably going to do with it:

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE COMICS, SPOILERS GUESSES FOR NEW BATMAN
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Have Bane break Bale batman's back an replace Bale batman with Levitt batman.  I swear there was a shot in the trailer of Levitt in the batman outfit talking and they only showed Levitt in like 500 cuts of the trailer.  I guess the only real surprise in that case will be if they do wheelchair Bale rolls off the scene or if they actually kill Bale.  I guess I'm also curious to see what Bane's motivations are for what seems like murdering a billion people going from the trailer.  Been a while since I read the comic but I don't remember him being a mass murderer hell bent and killing everyone in gotham.
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 10, 2012, 09:32:25 AM
Okay, so I saw the Avengers last night (and in 3D by accident). The movie was okay. No DKR trailer, which would have been the best part.

It was about on par with the first Ironman, so about a 5.5/10. Enjoyable but nothing to write home about.
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on May 10, 2012, 09:40:57 AM
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Have Bane break Bale batman's back an replace Bale batman with Levitt batman.  I swear there was a shot in the trailer of Levitt in the batman outfit talking and they only showed Levitt in like 500 cuts of the trailer.  I guess the only real surprise in that case will be if they do wheelchair Bale rolls off the scene or if they actually kill Bale.  I guess I'm also curious to see what Bane's motivations are for what seems like murdering a billion people going from the trailer.  Been a while since I read the comic but I don't remember him being a mass murderer hell bent and killing everyone in gotham.
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My theory is that Batman dies but nobody takes his place. Instead all of gotham stands up for what batman stood for and thus not needing a single super hero.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 10, 2012, 10:08:21 AM
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My theory is that Batman dies but nobody takes his place. Instead all of gotham stands up for what batman stood for and thus not needing a single super hero.
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Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2012, 10:08:57 AM
I'm split on Batman.  Bane looks fucking stupid as does Catwoman (though Anne Hathway is awesome).

The trailer was REALLY GOOD and it looks like the movie is going to be super fucked up and epic.  The football stadium scene looks like it's going to be brutal.

otoh the trailer spoiled the entire goddamn movie and all its plot twists (especially if you've read the Bane comic arc), so I'm less excited knowing what they're probably going to do with it:

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE COMICS, SPOILERS GUESSES FOR NEW BATMAN
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Have Bane break Bale batman's back an replace Bale batman with Levitt batman.  I swear there was a shot in the trailer of Levitt in the batman outfit talking and they only showed Levitt in like 500 cuts of the trailer.  I guess the only real surprise in that case will be if they do wheelchair Bale rolls off the scene or if they actually kill Bale.  I guess I'm also curious to see what Bane's motivations are for what seems like murdering a billion people going from the trailer.  Been a while since I read the comic but I don't remember him being a mass murderer hell bent and killing everyone in gotham.
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I doubt it's going to follow the comic so stringently and you're definitely underestimating Nolan if you think the trailers have given everything away. I remember people saying the same about the last TDK trailer and TDK was basically nothing like it, kept twisting and turning and especially the ending no one could have predicted.

As for Bane I believe it was confirmed
spoiler (click to show/hide)
he's in charge of the new League of Shadows and wants to finish what Neeson started in BB.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 10, 2012, 01:14:54 PM
Thor vs. Hulk and Thor vs. Iron Man scenes were awesome. I really liked that there was some intra-squad drama in the film. It would have felt too clean and easy if the heroes never went at each other.

TIL AWESOM-O has never read one issue of any comic, ever
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 01:16:43 PM
now that hulk won the film, please make planet hulk and world war hulk a reality
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 01:19:18 PM
At the end of Avengers 2 they send Hulk into space, set up Planet Hulk, release Planet Hulk film, final Avengers film is World War Hulk

DO IT
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 01:26:29 PM
I'm split on Batman.  Bane looks fucking stupid as does Catwoman (though Anne Hathway is awesome).

The trailer was REALLY GOOD and it looks like the movie is going to be super fucked up and epic.  The football stadium scene looks like it's going to be brutal.

otoh the trailer spoiled the entire goddamn movie and all its plot twists (especially if you've read the Bane comic arc), so I'm less excited knowing what they're probably going to do with it:

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE COMICS, SPOILERS GUESSES FOR NEW BATMAN
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Have Bane break Bale batman's back an replace Bale batman with Levitt batman.  I swear there was a shot in the trailer of Levitt in the batman outfit talking and they only showed Levitt in like 500 cuts of the trailer.  I guess the only real surprise in that case will be if they do wheelchair Bale rolls off the scene or if they actually kill Bale.  I guess I'm also curious to see what Bane's motivations are for what seems like murdering a billion people going from the trailer.  Been a while since I read the comic but I don't remember him being a mass murderer hell bent and killing everyone in gotham.
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I doubt it's going to follow the comic so stringently and you're definitely underestimating Nolan if you think the trailers have given everything away. I remember people saying the same about the last TDK trailer and TDK was basically nothing like it, kept twisting and turning and especially the ending no one could have predicted.

As for Bane I believe it was confirmed
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he's in charge of the new League of Shadows and wants to finish what Neeson started in BB.
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that's distinguished mentally-challenged. they couldn't use talia?
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Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2012, 01:37:23 PM
I'm split on Batman.  Bane looks fucking stupid as does Catwoman (though Anne Hathway is awesome).

The trailer was REALLY GOOD and it looks like the movie is going to be super fucked up and epic.  The football stadium scene looks like it's going to be brutal.

otoh the trailer spoiled the entire goddamn movie and all its plot twists (especially if you've read the Bane comic arc), so I'm less excited knowing what they're probably going to do with it:

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE COMICS, SPOILERS GUESSES FOR NEW BATMAN
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Have Bane break Bale batman's back an replace Bale batman with Levitt batman.  I swear there was a shot in the trailer of Levitt in the batman outfit talking and they only showed Levitt in like 500 cuts of the trailer.  I guess the only real surprise in that case will be if they do wheelchair Bale rolls off the scene or if they actually kill Bale.  I guess I'm also curious to see what Bane's motivations are for what seems like murdering a billion people going from the trailer.  Been a while since I read the comic but I don't remember him being a mass murderer hell bent and killing everyone in gotham.
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I doubt it's going to follow the comic so stringently and you're definitely underestimating Nolan if you think the trailers have given everything away. I remember people saying the same about the last TDK trailer and TDK was basically nothing like it, kept twisting and turning and especially the ending no one could have predicted.

As for Bane I believe it was confirmed
spoiler (click to show/hide)
he's in charge of the new League of Shadows and wants to finish what Neeson started in BB.
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
that's distinguished mentally-challenged. they couldn't use talia?
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Apparently
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she's in too, Mal from Inception is playing her. Although she recently flat out denied that's who she was in an interview, I don't buy it.
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Post by: Momo on May 10, 2012, 02:32:33 PM

As for Bane I believe it was confirmed
spoiler (click to show/hide)
he's in charge of the new League of Shadows and wants to finish what Neeson started in BB.
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Oh god jesus wtf.
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Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2012, 02:44:29 PM
SACRILEGE!

Pretty obvious from the trailers they were messing with his origin, considering how he looks and talks.
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 02:48:56 PM
rofl
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 10, 2012, 03:03:50 PM
From Takei's FB page...

(http://i.imgur.com/OJLt7.jpg)

Hulk delivering a muffled goatse :bow
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2012, 03:13:19 PM
Thor vs. Hulk and Thor vs. Iron Man scenes were awesome. I really liked that there was some intra-squad drama in the film. It would have felt too clean and easy if the heroes never went at each other.

TIL AWESOM-O has never read one issue of any comic, ever

I'll admit I haven't read many comics, but how were you able to discern that from my comment?

because the avengers fight all the fucking time
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Post by: Mandark on May 10, 2012, 04:13:47 PM
I'm sure if you went far back enough you could find a super team without a lot internal conflict, but we'd probably be talking about the Justice Society or something.
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Post by: Momo on May 10, 2012, 04:31:34 PM
Thor vs. Hulk and Thor vs. Iron Man scenes were awesome. I really liked that there was some intra-squad drama in the film. It would have felt too clean and easy if the heroes never went at each other.

TIL AWESOM-O has never read one issue of any comic, ever

I'll admit I haven't read many comics, but how were you able to discern that from my comment?

because the avengers fight all the fucking time
I like how Thor fucked Iron Man up big time and told him to piss off recently.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 13, 2012, 03:28:38 AM
I feel like reading some good ol' cheesy 90's Marvel. I'd appreciate some recommendations (from their app's store).

Infinity Gauntlet? Wars?
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2012, 11:30:31 AM
Read Gauntlet, then War

and if it's on there, Age of the Apocalypse
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Post by: Diunx on May 13, 2012, 12:05:28 PM
Gauntlet and Wars are awesome 80's though, for cheesy 90's age of apocalypse, the clone saga, onslaught, some fabio thor books.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 13, 2012, 12:21:53 PM
Avengers picks up another $100 Million this weekend domestically, and crosses $1 Billion worldwide. Avatard annihilated.
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Post by: Himu on May 13, 2012, 12:22:53 PM
:bow
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 13, 2012, 12:26:54 PM
Gauntlet and Wars were 90s.

(Gauntlet #2 was the first comic I ever bought btw)
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Post by: MCD on May 18, 2012, 07:49:35 PM
Why is Loki so sexy?
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 18, 2012, 08:01:04 PM
I'm slowly going through the Gauntlet arc. So far it's deliciously 90's cheesy, so it's definitely money well spent. I look forward to seeing Thanos on the big screen.
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Post by: ManaByte on May 20, 2012, 10:00:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/eQcuZ.gif)
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Post by: Beezy on May 20, 2012, 11:01:12 AM
Finally saw this last night. Besides a few corny lines, it did not disappoint. Hulk easily stole all the action scenes.
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Post by: Third on May 20, 2012, 02:22:29 PM
Only Ironman and Hulk were known characters to me. Didn't knew the other obscure comic characters

But I liked the movie.
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Post by: Momo on May 20, 2012, 02:30:06 PM
Only Ironman and Hulk were known characters to me. Didn't knew the other obscure comic characters

But I liked the movie.
Ironman was significantly more obscure than Captain America and Thor before RDJ's movies interestingly enough.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 20, 2012, 03:09:19 PM
how can you not know who captain america is? he's not obscure in the least bit.
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Post by: Reb on May 20, 2012, 03:12:59 PM
He's from europe, obviously captain america doesn't have the same appeal here.

As a kid we got spiderman, hulk, fantastic four and ironman cartoons. I think I've only been aware of Thor as a comic book character for a few years now.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2012, 03:19:31 PM
Only Ironman and Hulk were known characters to me. Didn't knew the other obscure comic characters

But I liked the movie.

Wait, what the fuck?
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Post by: cool breeze on May 20, 2012, 03:20:48 PM
Iron Man is obscure?  :wtf

Other than Hulk, no other Avengers character was present in 90s and 2000s as Iron Man.  All up in cartoons and video games.  Captain America is an icon but Iron Man was popular before the movie.  Thor was the hard sell.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 20, 2012, 03:31:36 PM
I was made aware of Iron Man and Captain America through watching the 1966 cartoons that were broadcasted up until the early 90's in my region. :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wn4iYoMcAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dWIPUuTPB4

(It really brings back memories)

Thor is the only major Marvel character that I wasn't familiar with up until the mid-2000s. I can't remember when I was first introduced to Hawkeye, but I've known about him since the 90's (probably as a guest character in a cartoon or comic). Black Widow, on the other hand, was a name I never heard of before the RDJ's movies. Overall, I don't think the Avengers as a team were that prominent or popular in many parts of the world before, and that's part of what makes the popularity of the movie so astounding, especially when you look at international numbers. I guess Marvel Studios played their cards right with their build-up to the release.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 20, 2012, 03:34:52 PM
Hulk was arguably the most popular Marvel character of the bunch prior to the superhero movie trend of the 2000s.
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Post by: Third on May 20, 2012, 03:41:40 PM
Only Ironman and Hulk were known characters to me. Didn't knew the other obscure comic characters

But I liked the movie.

Wait, what the fuck?

Comic characters I'm now familiar with

- Spiderman
- Superman
- Ironman
- Batman
- Xmen
- Hulk

But only because of movies and tv-shows. I don't read comic shit.

Never heard of Thor (as a comic hero), Hawkeye and Black Widow before.  ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Never watched Ironman 2. I heard she stars in that movie also.

Captain America was an obscure hero to me also.

I even thought Ironman was obscure before the movie came out.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 20, 2012, 05:34:52 PM
I was made aware of Iron Man and Captain America through watching the 1966 cartoons that were broadcasted up until the early 90's in my region. :lol

Ha, I'd like to see those. I've only seen the 60's Spider-Man (before it became a popular internet meme! :hipster) and it's hilarious.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 20, 2012, 10:13:11 PM
Him and Spider-Man easily.

Oh yeah, definitely. If you were living in the Middle East, your first exposure to Spiderman would probably be this, as it preceded the broadcast of all the cartoons (and the comics were almost nonexistent)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzqUnL89WkM
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 20, 2012, 10:16:09 PM
Morgan Freeman :bow
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Post by: ManaByte on May 21, 2012, 12:57:14 AM
Only Ironman and Hulk were known characters to me. Didn't knew the other obscure comic characters

But I liked the movie.
Ironman was significantly more obscure than Captain America and Thor before RDJ's movies interestingly enough.

And he still is, really. Iron Man comics never really sold that well and they still don't even after the movies. My local shop gets about 10 copies a month of Invincible Iron Man and by the next month they have eight left.
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Post by: Momo on May 21, 2012, 03:01:23 AM
I was made aware of Iron Man and Captain America through watching the 1966 cartoons that were broadcasted up until the early 90's in my region. :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wn4iYoMcAA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dWIPUuTPB4

(It really brings back memories)

Thor is the only major Marvel character that I wasn't familiar with up until the mid-2000s. I can't remember when I was first introduced to Hawkeye, but I've known about him since the 90's (probably as a guest character in a cartoon or comic). Black Widow, on the other hand, was a name I never heard of before the RDJ's movies. Overall, I don't think the Avengers as a team were that prominent or popular in many parts of the world before, and that's part of what makes the popularity of the movie so astounding, especially when you look at international numbers. I guess Marvel Studios played their cards right with their build-up to the release.
I totally saw those as a kid too. It lead to this awesome parody as well :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4BOBkbjfvM