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Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 10:31:31 AM
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show starts with skit, PIKMIN
miyamoto showing wiiu pad, talks wiiu
PIKMIN 3 REVEALED WIIU CONFIRMED PURCHASE
Rock Pikmin, new type
Can use WM+ and shit to be more accurate
WiiU Pad shows overall map
Multiple "Leaders" (lack of Captain Olimar is a secret)
Challenge Mode
Pikmin 3 developed in mind for "challenging games"
Available on Showfloor
Reggie comes up
"23 wiiu titles on stage today"
netflux, hulu, youtube, amazon video
nintendo all-access - e3.nintendo.com (just like before)
asymetric gameplay
wiiu hardware supports 2 separate gamepads (the tablet)
video showing wiiu overview (i missed this since i had to get lunch)
New Super Mario Bros. U
Dark Souls like messages (from Nintendo Direct)
"boost mode"
person with gamepad can help with speedruns, create blocks
warner bros guy comes out to pimp batman arkham city "armored edition"
batman / catwoman have... armor
developed by montreal studio
B A T meter
power up... use gamepad to release energy
use pad to move remote batarangs
can tap explosive gel to explode
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Jeremiiah from 5th Cell (looks like a dopey meathead)
use gamepad to drag and drop items to create stuff, share with friends (if you have any)
LEARN MAXWELL'S STORY!!!!!!!!!! (wow)
3DS logo on trailer
sizzle reel
darksiders 2, mass effect 3 (!!!), tank tank tank, tekken tag tournament 2, trine 2 directors cut, ninja gaiden 3, aliens colonial marines
music and fitness wankery
"my body was ready" clap clap clap
WiiFit U
sexual implied trailer
uses wiifit board (as nintendo direct said)
basically what "sex" would be like between two mormons
Sing (working title)
developed by freestylegames
gamepad displays lyrics
3DS news
sad attempt to clap
new guy scott moffit
advertising tomorrow conference for 3ds games
new super mario bros 2
all about gold coins (wtf?)
coin block hat
literally like the entire game is coins
racoon tail
August 19th release
Paper Mario Sticker Star
pull stickers off the environment, use in battle
"holiday season" (physically and digitally?)
Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon
"holiday season"
sizzle reel
castlevania mirror of fate, epic mickey, scribblenauts, kingdom hearts (lol that was it)
MORE AT TOMORROWS CONFERENCE
reggie back
Lego City Undercover (WiiU)
open world
use gamepad to scan crime areas
developed by Travvelers Tales
also coming to 3DS
Ubisoft next
Just Dance 4
person with gamepad can direct what 4 dancers can do (with wiimotes) -- aka trolololol
ZombiU
first person shooter, use gamepad for lots of things (sonar, inventory, etc.) (from trailer, not real gameplay)
at showfloor
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)
sizzle trailer
assassin's creed 3, rabbids land, yourshape fitness, rayman legends, sports connection, avengers
Nintendo Land
"used to understand the appeal to WiiU"
Katsuya Iguchi (guy behind animal crossing, wii sports, etc.)
single game that brings 12 different attractions (5 at e3)
uses various IPs -- zelda, luigis mansion, animal crossing, donkey kong, takamaru's ninja castle (that ninja throwing star thing)
uses Miiverse (aka HOME for Ninthings)
showing luigi's mansion
more or less PacMan Vs. (remember that? its back, in pog form)
launches same time as WiiU "this holiday"
END OF SHOW
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 10:32:03 AM
you are not magus
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 10:34:21 AM
I can try to be  :-\
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Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 10:39:53 AM
ok  :)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 10:42:17 AM
shit, can't do it.  japanese games are whack.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 10:42:31 AM
Needs more WARA WARA
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Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 10:45:55 AM
Needs more WARA WARA

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Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 10:49:30 AM
Looks like Nintendo has a "software showcase" tomorrow at 9pm EST
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 10:53:36 AM
They also have a round table discussion and now apparently a 3DS conference. So much shit.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 11:01:20 AM
Does a software showcase imply that the main conference is going to move along without demos clogging up the timeslot? 
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 11:01:28 AM
http://cbe002.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23evilbore&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 11:12:02 AM
Target specs apparently leaked. Some guy on GAF agrees with them. Is this accurate Drinky?

http://www.vgleaks.com/world-premiere-wii-u-specs/
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 11:17:39 AM
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PowerPC architecture.
Three cores (fully coherent).
3MB aggregate L2 Cache size.
core 0: 512 KB
core 1: 2048 KB
core 2: 512 KB
Write gatherer per core.
Locked (L1d) cache DMA per core.


CPU specs are in line with some  :shh talk(asymmetrical L2)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 11:41:22 AM
are those specs above or inline with 360?

I don't think they are specific enough to know for sure. But there is stuff that is definitely better. Like 1.5 GB of RAM vs the 512 the 360 had.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 11:41:37 AM
above
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 11:43:00 AM
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
LET'S DO THIS

WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 11:45:36 AM
All ready to go to Starbux and connect to their wifi... :hyper

Reggie could take a giant steaming dump on stage and start chucking it at the audience and it will infinitely be better than the other 2 conferences...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 11:46:48 AM
If they show Pikmin, it's already better than Sony for me.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 11:48:00 AM
Good morning people.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
LET'S DO THIS

WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 11:48:39 AM
If they show Pikmin, it's already better than Sony for me.

It's gonna be better regardless of what they show. New hardware reveals :hyper
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 11:54:51 AM
If you use FireFox or Chrome, type $('#social-stream').remove(); in the console (right click -> inspect element) to get rid of the annoying chat on nintendo's official page

Or delete the element from the page
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 11:56:39 AM
Bring on the luls
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: Robo on June 05, 2012, 11:57:06 AM
If they show Pikmin, it's already better than Sony for me.

+1.  That's all I ask.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 11:57:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0skZvqLTiw
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 11:58:16 AM
STARTED,SMASH

http://e3.nintendo.com/presentation/index.html

- PIKMIN 3,NINTENDO ALREADY WINS E3
- mini map on the wii u gamepad,use motion plus to throw pikmins,new kind of pikmins,challenge mode,control 4 leaders at once,no olimar
- joypad shown,NOBODY CARES,SMASH
- moar wiiwerse,i tought the whole point of having a pre-conference was to dodge this shit in the first place :maf
- new super mario bros U,MILK THAT COW NINTENDO,MILK IT BEFORE IT RUNS DRY
- looks like new super mario bros wii which looked like new super mario bros,return of child yoshi
- batman arkham city,IT'S E3 2011 ALL OVER AGAIN
- actualy batman arkham city ARMORED EDITION,use the wii game pad to activate some shit nobody cares about because they have already played the game
- scribblenauts unlimited,multiplayer mode,create your own objects,blah :yuck
- development reel,mass effect 3 (:lol) a namco game called tank tank tank with tank blasting at giant monsters,tekken tag tournament 2,trine 2,ninja gaiden 3,aliens colonial marines,darksiders 2
- Wii Fit U,dang i could almost feel the return of videogames :fbm
- a karaoke game called SING :fbm
- 3DS,new super mario bros 2 (MILKKKKKKKKKK) release date,august 19th
- paper mario sticker star,collect sticker to get new commands
- luigi's mansion 2,full title,luigi mansion:dark moon,what else there is to say?
- another software reel,this one feature castlevania,epic mickey,scribblenauts,kingdom hearts 3D
- back to wii u with a sandbox lego game :-\ full name lego city undercover,CAN YOU SAY LEGO GTA?
- there is also a portable version,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
- just dance 4,does this mean that every conference had at least someone dancing? :(
- zombiu,i guess the 360 conference didn't have enough shitty fps so they have to compensate?
- ubisoft reel,assassins creed,rabbids,some fitness game,rayman legend,some stupid sport game,some lame avenger game
- NINTENDOLAND! it's a minigame collection with minigames based on nintendo properties like luigi mansion,zelda and donkey kong,WE DIDN'T HAVE MINIGAME COLLECTION IN A WHILE AMIRITE?
- some demonstration of the luigi mansion minigame,one player has the gamepad and can see an invisible ghost,the other are fucked,it's basicaly pacman vs again,UNIQUE IDEA'S!!1!
- this is the launchgame,i don't know if i should laugh or cry
- and.... that's it

- GAMING IS DEAD,THEY KILLED GAMING MOVE OUT PEOPLE




Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 11:58:30 AM
Thank you SWEET MERCIFUL LORD, demi
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 11:58:42 AM
If they show Pikmin, it's already better than Sony for me.

+1.  That's all I ask.
yep
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:00:28 PM
#iwatasays WARAWARA
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Post by: E-DuB on June 05, 2012, 12:01:39 PM
Time to wow me Nintendo, don't disappoint!!!!!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:01:41 PM
Pikmin already!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 12:01:42 PM
miyamoto dressing, every fans dream
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 12:02:13 PM
Someone post the IRC link.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:03:39 PM
whimsy!!!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:05:58 PM
Pikmin 3 :bow2

sold
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Post by: Robo on June 05, 2012, 12:06:26 PM
Nintendo wins.  :bow
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:06:45 PM
Nintendo won
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:08:51 PM
co-op???
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:09:35 PM
pikmin 2 multiplayer is awesome.  if this is 4 player and online :rock
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 12:09:53 PM
looks great
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:10:20 PM
It's been about 10 years since I last played Pikmin.......and this ain't making me want to play it again
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Post by: E-DuB on June 05, 2012, 12:12:52 PM
Whimsy all up in this bitch
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:13:16 PM
oh nice, amazon video.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:14:10 PM
We have so much fucking info we don't have time to say it all

Let me spend 10 minutes explaining how much time we don't have
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Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 12:14:40 PM
Reggie full of shit as usual
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:14:41 PM
Needs HBO Go - the only one you'll ever need
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:15:47 PM
alright stfu reggie
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:18:19 PM
tepid applause for non-info on controller lol

sometimes the audience isn't that embarrassing
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Post by: Damian79 on June 05, 2012, 12:18:52 PM
Sigh, more games please.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:19:04 PM
Rumble, stylus, buttons, speakers, camera, triggers, plus a touch screen.....

Gotta admit, that sounds good.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:19:41 PM
Goddamit Reggie I thought the whole reason you had that sunday thing was to get this shit out of the way  :maf
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Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 12:19:41 PM
Cock pics
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:19:51 PM
OS level screenshot functionality is nice.  Hopefully it isn't super compressed like Vita.


oh fuck off with NSMB.  Show a 3D mario.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:21:06 PM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

No more whimsy
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:22:24 PM
Well this looks like shit
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:23:07 PM
A Stary Night based level?  Fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 12:23:13 PM
speed run actually sounds fun
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:26:25 PM
my stream pooped out
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 12:27:14 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
They're showing a PS360 port months after the fact at an E3 presentation.  Fucking idiotic.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:28:13 PM
I don't care its fucking arkham city, best game ever
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:29:02 PM
Scribblenauts AND an old Batman game?1?!?!?!

 8)
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 12:29:40 PM
GIMMICKY GIMMICK FUCK
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:29:56 PM
I bought this for 99 cents on my iPad.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 12:31:47 PM
The AC gimmicks were horrendous.
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Post by: Momo on June 05, 2012, 12:31:52 PM
Reggie is a fucking tool :lol
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:32:00 PM
Let the port-a-thon begin!!!
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Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 12:32:18 PM
ME3 :lol

And NG3 poor Wii U owners
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 12:32:46 PM
Here come more current gen ports!!!!!!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:32:51 PM
Tank Tank Tank is nice

I'm serious, btw
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:32:58 PM
Not seeing anything remotely beyond the capability of PS3/360 here
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:32:59 PM
mass effect 3?  that's kinda cool.
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Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 12:33:03 PM
Mass Effect 3? LOL.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Robo on June 05, 2012, 12:33:34 PM
What an impressive montage of ports!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 12:33:36 PM
fitness stuff?  time to go make a sammich
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Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 12:34:15 PM
ROFL @ My Body Is Ready reference!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:34:54 PM
Wii Fit ewww
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 12:35:34 PM
I thought they were gonna show games, not fitness shit. :piss2
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:37:05 PM
I don't know who's more unappealing - Reggie or Don Mattrick

both dudes makes me want to jam a screwdriver in me ear
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 12:37:32 PM
Pikmin is the highlight so far the rest? :lol

late ports and games being released on the other two.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:38:07 PM
Singstar
Lips

Wii U Sing
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:38:11 PM
Karaoke!  At home?

NO WAY!!!!

I'M IN THE FUTURE
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 12:38:37 PM
I don't know who's more unappealing - Reggie or Don Mattrick

both dudes makes me want to jam a screwdriver in me ear

sounds sad since Reggie in the earlier years was awesome imo
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 12:38:40 PM
barf
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2012, 12:38:45 PM
kill meeeeee
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 12:38:51 PM
OK  this "sing" game looks horrible, what is this stupid song too?

This is from the makers of DJ Hero 2, my fave rhythm game ever, wish we had a sequel to that one :(
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 12:38:57 PM
sing

home

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 05, 2012, 12:39:13 PM
Jesus fuck, I can only take so much of this shit
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 12:39:39 PM
Yes, holding both a microphone and the Wii U tablet controller while singing shitty karaoke seems VERY comfortable.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: huckleberry on June 05, 2012, 12:39:52 PM
look how goddam big that "controller" is
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:40:44 PM
2D super mario bros?

holy shit! what the fuck? this is totally different from the wii u version!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:40:50 PM
Didn't they just show this shit earlier???
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 12:42:19 PM
3DS Mario does look rad.  Coins actually have a reason to exist - and no lives.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:43:01 PM
Paper Mario...

Do they have all these game on rotate?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 12:43:31 PM
I seriously could not see the difference between the 3DS and Wii U versions of that mario game.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 12:44:03 PM
Didn't they show these games, albeit more briefly, last year? 
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Post by: huckleberry on June 05, 2012, 12:44:14 PM
They already showed more 3ds stuff than sony did with the vita.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:44:17 PM
Thank you Nintendo for reminding me why I haven't bothered with you since the Gamecube.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 12:44:30 PM
MARIO MARIO MARIO
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 12:45:28 PM
MARIO MARIO MARIO

Thats how they roll
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:45:59 PM
why are people clapping
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:46:36 PM
I'll give Nintendo credit though.  Even if they haven't shown anything I'd be interested in, at least they're showing games instead of filling up their show with crap like Kinect nonsense or Wonderbook.
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 12:47:00 PM
I should be studying or fapping or fuck both instead of this
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 12:47:20 PM
why are people clapping

plants?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 12:47:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IfBLD.png)
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Post by: huckleberry on June 05, 2012, 12:47:50 PM
.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 12:48:32 PM
why are people clapping

You notice it's rather embarrassed clapping
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 12:48:52 PM
nutshot count: 1
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:49:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IfBLD.png)

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:49:35 PM
finally, Ubisoft has an actual ZombiU game.  Show something that hints at the power.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:50:36 PM
So outside of a tablet, what the hell is the difference between a 360 and a WiiU?  Whimsy?

I don't know why I should bother.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 12:50:57 PM
So outside of a tablet, what the hell is the difference between a 360 and a WiiU?  Whimsy?

mario
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 12:51:34 PM
Guess I'm going to be stocking up at the Classic Gaming Expo this year because modern gaming has clearly died a screaming death
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: parallax on June 05, 2012, 12:51:39 PM
i missed the first 30 minutes, but this shit is whack.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:51:41 PM
So outside of a tablet, what the hell is the difference between a 360 and a WiiU?  Whimsy?

mario

pass.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 12:52:34 PM
Can dance games PLEASE die a quick death? Paper Mario 3DS is the best thing shown so far, followed by Pikmin.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Oblivion on June 05, 2012, 12:52:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAE4nly-SyI

Looks fucking AWESOME.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:52:50 PM
please have a final moment with Zelda or Smash or 3D Mario or anything
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 12:52:52 PM
sounds like Nintendo is delivering  :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 12:53:00 PM
PUPPET MASTER
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:53:27 PM
Why does it seem like I need to have 3 or 4 people around at all times to play any of these games?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 12:53:37 PM
fuck yes they didn't spend 20 minutes on this
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 12:53:51 PM
The Gaf aftermath is going to be delicious
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 12:54:03 PM
OMG

DAT BLONDE DANCER
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 12:54:47 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

Totally worth the touch screen
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 12:55:33 PM
sniper, and seeing behind you on door pad was kinda cool
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 05, 2012, 12:55:48 PM
RED STEEL: ZOMBIES
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 12:55:54 PM
ZombiU looks alright.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:00:14 PM
Disneyland destroyed.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:00:28 PM
"That would be Ninten.......do land."
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:01:00 PM
Nintendo Land

I can't...I...this is too much
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:01:10 PM
lol why even show that ninja stars thing?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:01:36 PM
It's fucking Home

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:01:42 PM
Good lord.  It's Nintendo's Home!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 05, 2012, 01:02:04 PM
Nintoendo H  :-\ M E
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Momo on June 05, 2012, 01:02:31 PM
so bad
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 01:02:32 PM
*GROAN*
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 01:02:54 PM
Who wants to buy a Wii U now?!?!??!?!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
not me.
[close]
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:02:54 PM
I thought it would be bad, but I really didn't expect it to be this bad.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:03:07 PM
asymmetric gameplay.....


I already hate that term
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:03:14 PM
But here you are not

TOGETHER

ALONE
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 01:03:33 PM
 :lol This has been the best conference so much hopes were crushed today.

Even the crowd can be assed.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:03:56 PM
Home x Pac Man Versus
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:04:24 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
THEY RESKINNED PACMAN VERSUS.
THEY'RE SHOWING IT AT E3 TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 05, 2012, 01:04:37 PM
You know an E3 isn't going well when comments include 'at least'
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:04:42 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2012, 01:05:15 PM
hahaha PacMan Vs. U
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:05:59 PM
So we got fucking Pikmin, some 2D Mario, Nintendo's version of Home, and a bunch of current gen ports with totally necessary tablet integration like inventory screens.

WiiU.

I'm lovin' it.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:06:24 PM
Looks like a shitty 99 cent iOS game.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 01:07:31 PM
Real talk, this conference has made me fucking SLEEPY.  And I still have three hours of work to go.  THANKS NINTENDO.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:07:34 PM
this better be packaged in or else
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
KILLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:09:14 PM
tease a video game omg what are you doing
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2012, 01:09:51 PM
"Our games are basically shitty browser games, so check em out at our website!"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:10:49 PM
i hope that lego city game has a pc version
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:10:55 PM
wait they ended with that?...wtf
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: huckleberry on June 05, 2012, 01:10:56 PM
nintendo with teh apple envy....
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2012, 01:11:09 PM
any info on specs? i have a bet to win :teehee
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:11:10 PM
THANK YOU NINTENDO!

Shitty as always.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:11:14 PM
R U 4 REAL
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:11:29 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:11:37 PM
oh god

no retro game

all three conferences sucked
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 01:11:43 PM
Best E3 in years?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Oblivion on June 05, 2012, 01:11:59 PM
It's over?!? What the hell? :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:12:14 PM
oh my god oh my god

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 01:12:20 PM
OMG what was that? :lol

And this machine is coming out this year?

Appalling
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:12:24 PM
Wait...there's more
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:12:26 PM
no price, and no teasers for big games a year from now.  These are bad signs.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2012, 01:12:42 PM
someone post the craziest delusional gaftard responses
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2012, 01:12:51 PM
After considering all available Wii U games, suicide will turn out to be your "best bet."

"Let's take another look at Nintendo Land."

*FantaVision fireworks, wet fart sound*

"YEAH!"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:13:10 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 01:13:16 PM
That was an absolute disgrace. I had no idea that things would be that bad! Paper Mario 3DS looks cool, I guess.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:13:20 PM
Log back on guys.  It ain't over.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 01:13:36 PM
That was a bigger waste of time than law school.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:13:38 PM
I can't believe this.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 01:13:57 PM
When the camera cut back to the Gametrailers.tv stream, you could see Adam Sessler facepalming and shaking his head  :lol
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 01:14:24 PM
I'm in the bathroom. Somebody tell me what's going on!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:14:33 PM
You're like an airplane dad! :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Chinner on June 05, 2012, 01:14:46 PM
i dont know guys. im looking forward to spending £200 + so i can play already existing ports and party games.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:14:52 PM
fuck yes fly away home wiiu
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:15:02 PM
SOMEONE PLZ SHOP THE BIRD

MAKE IT A FLYING COCK
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 01:15:18 PM
Log back on guys.  It ain't over.

that's just a re-run of the pre e3 show they already had

this is the saddest e3 ever :fbm
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:15:18 PM
Totally useless panaorama thing
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 01:15:27 PM
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:16:12 PM
well at least pikmin 3 happened
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:16:14 PM
Objectively, it was awful.  But when you factor in what it needed to be, it's even worse.  I'm also gonna call it:  The sales will reflect the awfulness.  This is not going to do anywhere near as well as Wii.  I'm thinking N64 levels.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:16:22 PM
Log back on guys.  It ain't over.

that's just a re-run of the pre e3 show they already had

this is the saddest e3 ever :fbm

Really?  He's going over Nintendo Land right now.  They had that during the pre-E3 show?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Gospel on June 05, 2012, 01:16:44 PM
Shit was whack
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Oblivion on June 05, 2012, 01:17:01 PM
This was fucking awful.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:17:24 PM
They're showing Dad-chasers for Nintendo Land.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 01:17:25 PM
Gaf is down. :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 01:17:28 PM
Log back on guys.  It ain't over.

that's just a re-run of the pre e3 show they already had

this is the saddest e3 ever :fbm

Really?  He's going over Nintendo Land right now.  They had that during the pre-E3 show?

no i just saw iwata with the wooden background and tought they were doing a rerun of that
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2012, 01:17:34 PM
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)

that about sums it up
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 05, 2012, 01:17:39 PM
that reggie gif is literally making me nauseous!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2012, 01:17:50 PM
this ongoing thing is awesome

dad chases grandma while Wii Music farty farts
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 01:18:17 PM
I missed the first 75 minutes. Did anything remotely interesting happen?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:18:18 PM
God this shit is awful.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:18:19 PM
Keighley says there will be a SECRET GAME shown after his Reggie interview.

Hope it's another Nintendoland game :hyper
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 01:18:43 PM
On the one hand pikmin 3 and NSMBU are enough for me to care, on the other 2/3rds of that was obvious sandbagging.  Nintendoland is bad idea methinks too, too dependent on nintendo branding. 

So, next year.  I guess the unrealistic expectations will be set on

Retro's game
Smash
Monolith's project

AGAIN.

I think the thing that made it clear something was wrong was when the third party sizzle reel ran out REAL quick.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Diunx on June 05, 2012, 01:19:02 PM
lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 05, 2012, 01:19:23 PM
guys, it's cool

we have Ninja Gaiden 3
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:19:31 PM
This Donkey Kong thing looks like something I'd buy from the app store for .99
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:19:56 PM
guys, it's cool

we have Ninja Gaiden 3
:lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 01:20:08 PM
I missed the first 75 minutes. Did anything remotely interesting happen?

i posted a summary on the first page,but the only good thing that happened was pikmin 3,no smash,wii u launching with a shitty minigame compilation,there aren't enough :fbm emoticons
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:20:50 PM
also only have ubisoft as the only 3rd party up with them is really bad
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (now)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 01:21:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/IfBLD.png)

The clapping came from the stereo speakers on the wii u game pad.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:21:23 PM
he's gone bananas
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 01:21:30 PM
E3 2012: "Man, fuck a bunch of games, check THIS shit."
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:21:38 PM
what the cunting cunt
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:21:43 PM
A nice game of Donkey Kong on WiiU before this family goes off to picket their nearest abortion clinic.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 01:22:14 PM
WiiU, the Vita for your big screen TV!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 01:22:45 PM
:rofl @ IWATA WITH THE BANANAS
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:22:59 PM
Nintendo Land

(http://i.imgur.com/IMuFW.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:23:07 PM
Shut the fuck up about asymmetric gameplay.  There's nothing new about it, you didn't invent it.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 01:23:11 PM
A nice game of Donkey Kong on WiiU before this family goes off to picket their nearest abortion clinic.

If they are against abortions, why would they be playing the wii u?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:23:50 PM
You really gotta be a true believer to be drinking this Kool-aid.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:24:09 PM
I'm buying the shit out of iOS games just to spite these motherfuckers
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:24:27 PM
A nice game of Donkey Kong on WiiU before this family goes off to picket their nearest abortion clinic.

If they are against abortions, why would they be playing the wii u?

 8)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:24:35 PM
Nintendo Land

(http://i.imgur.com/IMuFW.jpg)
yep
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 01:24:45 PM
I've been in a meeting all morning, what the hell did I miss?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:25:17 PM
This appears to be the spin, THE WII HAD NOTHING AT LAUNCH EITHER AND IT STILL WON:
Quote
It's not DOA. There's over 20 launch games. And I'm intrigued by Zombie U. The Wii didn't have anything at launch apart from Zelda which was a Gamecube game.
Quote
How is it DOA? The only thing Wii had at launch were some mediocre third-party games and Zelda Twilight Princess.

This thing has Pikmin 3, a new Mario, and some decent third party games. It's certainly not DOA.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 01:26:09 PM
I've been in a meeting all morning, what the hell did I miss?

WIIU is DOA.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: etiolate on June 05, 2012, 01:26:34 PM
Wii U
Daddy's coming to get you
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:26:50 PM
Quote
And I'm intrigued by Zombie U.

Put this game on any other system and no one would even notice.  Looks about as average as average can get.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 01:26:58 PM
This whole after conference video is hilarious.

(http://s1-01.twitpicproxy.com/photos/full/593129140.png?key=506389)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:27:37 PM
Grandma, The Game.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:27:54 PM
I'm smoking a cigarette, fuck it
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 05, 2012, 01:28:11 PM
Well that was bad
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:28:19 PM
The Wii had Wii Sports at launch.  This entire thing is GBA->GC connectivity.  This is a failure on every level.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 01:28:24 PM
I've been in a meeting all morning, what the hell did I miss?

i made a summary on the first page,but the only worthwhile announcement was pikmin 3,the rest was usual nintendo junk,more mario milking,wii u launching with a lame minigames collection
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 01:28:31 PM
ZombiU was the main 3rd party exclusive LOL

Some guy on GAF stalked LinkedIn profiles and found that they development is a complete mess. People keep leaving the project, and they have random people from all over working on it. I'm pretty sure the lead is also someone who has just worked on Facebook games.

It's going to suckkkk so much .
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr THE GAME IS MADE OF COINS)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 01:28:56 PM
This appears to be the spin, THE WII HAD NOTHING AT LAUNCH EITHER AND IT STILL WON:
Quote
It's not DOA. There's over 20 launch games. And I'm intrigued by Zombie U. The Wii didn't have anything at launch apart from Zelda which was a Gamecube game.
Quote
How is it DOA? The only thing Wii had at launch were some mediocre third-party games and Zelda Twilight Princess.

This thing has Pikmin 3, a new Mario, and some decent third party games. It's certainly not DOA.

The Wii had Wii Sports which is what more than sustained it for ages. As that game was actually fresh and fun.

This machine? will Wii Sports Grandma give a fuck aout Pikmin? I'm guessing no.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:29:50 PM
Reggie announcing Platinum Games thing on GT/Spike.

Nintendo published.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:30:02 PM
OMG PN03 sequel for Wii U (?)

P100 made by platinum games
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 01:30:42 PM
wtf, Spike TV / Game Trailers is going to show a Wii U Platinum game
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:30:58 PM
that's...why the fuck didn't they show that
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:31:02 PM
ugh, platinum games
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 01:31:19 PM
Wait theres a warioware thing in here
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:31:33 PM
Now you can zoom up her ass with the Wii U pad.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:31:51 PM
launch lineup

(http://i.imgur.com/W03yD.jpg)
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:32:07 PM
And another ZombiU trailer......

So this is the WiiU's answer to Red Steel.  An answer to a question no one asked or even wanted.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 01:32:39 PM
PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 01:32:47 PM
what the hell is p1000, its in the press packet
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:32:55 PM
rayman not at launch boo
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:32:59 PM
lol, reggie damage control on spike
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:33:11 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ik44STQqWR0F.gif)
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 01:33:34 PM
EA's only effort is Mass Effect 3?!?! :lol

And no Activision games?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 01:34:14 PM
At least PS3 got ME2 and 3, giving WiiU Mass Effect 3 without eiher of the first two is just mindboggling.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:34:22 PM
This is seriously the worst hardware unveiling I can ever remember
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 01:35:02 PM
I thought they were going to show the platinum game but I guess not
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:35:27 PM
they will

well, at least the 3DS has some cool games coming for it
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Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 01:35:38 PM
PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

It's also not a sequel to PN03 since Nintendo is making it. 
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 01:35:43 PM
holyshit, nintendo is publishing a platinum game
and it looks goofy as hell
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 01:35:58 PM
All I see on that list is Pikmin 3, and even then it aint coming on launch
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:36:07 PM
they aren't showing a game that's coming out at launch? not good
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Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 01:36:24 PM
At least PS3 got ME2 and 3, giving WiiU Mass Effect 3 without eiher of the first two is just mindboggling.

Holy shit, yeah- guess there will be an added 30-40 minute prologue or something.
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 01:36:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Mr4D4YZQ9uY
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 01:36:42 PM
link to the platinum games game
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 01:36:47 PM
Well, Mario game at launch means it'll sell.  Nintendo can keep using the magic mario card to save them.

Otherwise Pikmin & exclusive Rayman are solid other launch titles. 


That's about it.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 01:36:59 PM
The lack of ea support is mind boggling here.  They really have no faith in this thing.  Not even a damn sports game or need for speed.  Complete 180 from last year.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:37:06 PM
Last year when they first announced it I was slightly optimistic about the WiiU and thought I might buy one when it comes out but now......... :lol

Seems like a colossal fuck up.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 01:37:37 PM
these extra batman features look terrible
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:37:54 PM
Don't worry guys:
Quote
Good stuff. I'm curious on the Avengers title that didn't get spoken of in detail from the trailer, but Scribblenauts sold me.

Only big things not present were Retro and Smash news. Other than that I think they had enough.
2 NSMB games across 2 consoles
Scribblenauts Unlimited across 2 consoles
Zombi U
Nintendoland
Just Dance 4
Sing
Wii Fit U
Batman Archam City Armored Edition
Assassin's Creed 3
Trine 2 special edition
Rayman Legends
Paper Mario 3DS
Luigi's Mansion 3DS
Pikmin 3
Some kind of Avengers game
Tekken Tag 2 with Wii U mushroom tools or something
Lego City

And I think a few more. Got a ton of Mario stuff, some things for the casuals and health crowd Nintendo owns, Pikmin, and some good 3rd party stuff including ports with features exclusive to Wii U that aren't little tiny things, but pretty big gameplay changers like the armor and combat stuff in Arkham City.

What was missing? Retro, Smash, Zelda, Metroid, Star Fox, Kirby, Pokemon, DK.

Yeah I wanted those things too, but geez give it a rest. They had a lot to talk about and they still have a huge 3DS conference to do later as well. Still had more than Microsoft/Sony did that appealed to me.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:38:19 PM
ugh that platinum games thing looks so bad

wake me up when retro shows something
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Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 01:38:35 PM
This is seriously the worst hardware unveiling I can ever remember

The problem is the hardware unveiling was a year ago.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:38:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4D4YZQ9uY

uh...it looks alright.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 01:39:28 PM
PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

It's also not a sequel to PN03 since Nintendo is making it.

And it will still tank. Remember Sin and Punishment 2? Yeah, that sure lit the world on fire. From the bargain bin.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 01:40:02 PM
Remember that Wii game Platinum Games did?


Yeah, we all would like to forget Madworld.
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 01:40:22 PM
PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

It's also not a sequel to PN03 since Nintendo is making it.

And it will still tank. Remember Sin and Punishment 2? Yeah, that sure lit the world on fire. From the bargain bin.

who cares? game as fun
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 01:40:44 PM
Remember that Wii game Platinum Games did?


Yeah, we all would like to forget Madworld.

And the sequel went to the PS3/360. That sure says a lot.

PN03 sold like shit, this won't do any better.

It's also not a sequel to PN03 since Nintendo is making it.

And it will still tank. Remember Sin and Punishment 2? Yeah, that sure lit the world on fire. From the bargain bin.

who cares? game as fun

Oh I forgot, fun is now important. Last I remembered Nintendo fans were obsessed with sales figures.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:41:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4D4YZQ9uY

uh...it looks alright.

That's the only interesting thing I've seen all morning.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 01:41:41 PM
Gee, Mr. Gundam, the guy who says talking about sales is some of the dumbest shit on the internet.  All of a sudden cares.  Why do you get to be a psychologist with such an obvious case of cognitive dissonance, again?

Anyway, platinum game looks like pikmin on steroids.  I'm really curious about this warioware thing too.  It looks like a mingame collection as opposed to the microgame collection i would want.

edit: omg he's nerd raging.  WAHWAH goofy weeaboo platinum game on a nintendo console wahhhhhhhhhh
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Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 01:41:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4D4YZQ9uY

HOLY FUCKING SHIT,THIS HAS THE MAGUS MARK ALL OVER THE PLACE,WHY THE FUCK THEY BOTHERED SHOWING A PORT OF BATMAN BUT THEY KEEP THIS IN THEIR SHITTY YOUTUBE CHANNEL

IT'S LIKE THEY WANT TO MURDER GAMING
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 01:42:31 PM
Pikmin for adults
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 01:42:45 PM
P-100 looks like Little King Story.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:43:04 PM
uh...it looks alright.
Not really.
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:43:13 PM
Looks like


An XBLA game
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Post by: Oblivion on June 05, 2012, 01:43:18 PM
This is gonna be the most boring E3 I'll ever have been to, but fuck it, I got a badge and I'm gonna take advantage of it damn you! :punch


Anything y'all bitches want me to check out and report back on?
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:43:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlTV78t4_rI
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Post by: PigSpeakers on June 05, 2012, 01:43:54 PM
I thought this was okay, but I set my expectations incredibly low after last year. Pikmin 3 looks neat. Everything else just looked like ports of games I had no interest in on my ps3 and PC.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 01:44:54 PM
http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/05/nintendo-two-wii-u-gamepads-will-work-on-one-system/

Quote
Update: In a follow-up, Nintendo Japan has posted on Twitter that there's a price to pay if two Gamepads are active. Frame rates drop to about 30 fps if two are active; any games that really want that extra controller won't be quite as glass-smooth. On the upside, it's possible to switch one off with a smooth transition; there won't be a need for theatrics just to switch to a solo game.

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Post by: Momo on June 05, 2012, 01:45:20 PM
Sorry guys, I'm waiting it out for the next SEGA console
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 01:46:00 PM

Oh I forgot, fun is now important. Last I remembered Nintendo fans were obsessed with sales figures.

So since you are apparently obsessed with sales figures, does that make you an Ntard?

Not sure why you are arguing sales shit on the bore.
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 01:47:03 PM
This is gonna be the most boring E3 I'll ever have been to, but fuck it, I got a badge and I'm gonna take advantage of it damn you! :punch


Anything y'all bitches want me to check out and report back on?

Get me some free swag.
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 01:47:09 PM
Nintendo Japan has posted on Twitter that there's a price to pay if two Gamepads are active. Frame rates drop to about 30 fps if two are active; any games that really want that extra controller won't be quite as glass-smooth.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 01:48:42 PM
http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/05/nintendo-two-wii-u-gamepads-will-work-on-one-system/

Quote
Update: In a follow-up, Nintendo Japan has posted on Twitter that there's a price to pay if two Gamepads are active. Frame rates drop to about 30 fps if two are active; any games that really want that extra controller won't be quite as glass-smooth. On the upside, it's possible to switch one off with a smooth transition; there won't be a need for theatrics just to switch to a solo game.
I'm sure that's just the early version of the hardware, in the final version it'll be 1080p 60fps all the time.
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Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 01:48:54 PM
http://www.vooks.net/e3-2012-first-look-at-game-wario/

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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 01:49:42 PM
Warioware isn't warioware, thats really fucking lame.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:51:11 PM
Unable to process whimsy at 60fps
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 01:51:27 PM

Oh I forgot, fun is now important. Last I remembered Nintendo fans were obsessed with sales figures.

So since you are apparently obsessed with sales figures, does that make you an Ntard?

Not sure why you are arguing sales shit on the bore.

Because his little darling developer is making a nintendo game and he has to go into damage control mode.  this guy diagnoses children btw.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 01:52:12 PM
Kamiya is directing P100
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 05, 2012, 01:53:27 PM
Shit sucks
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:53:43 PM
I've never played Trine before.  Is it cool?
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Post by: Himu on June 05, 2012, 01:54:20 PM
I've never played Trine before.  Is it cool?

boner

buy from steam
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 01:54:24 PM
I've never played Trine before.  Is it cool?

Fuck you.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 01:55:15 PM
Trine is pretty cool. It's $10 on Steam, or $15 for the sequel
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:55:26 PM
I've never played Trine before.  Is it cool?

Trine 2 is one of the best looking games ever.  The gameplay is....eh.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 01:55:30 PM
it's okay, kind of standard puzzle-solving, very pretty to look at
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Post by: etiolate on June 05, 2012, 01:55:46 PM
trine is awesome
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 01:56:08 PM
Kamiya is directing P100

Well that's a huge shame.

Bayo 2 :(
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:56:59 PM
I want a real 2d action game that looks as good as Trine 2.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 01:57:02 PM
I'll check the first one out on steam.  Thanks fellow feggits
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 01:58:47 PM
If you're going to check it out, then check out the superior sequel.  Skip the first one.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Tech demos and a massive amount of lazy ports. Can't say I'm surprised but still, wow. You'd think this would be the perfect time to introduce an actual reason to buy the system at launch, or at least a sneak peek at something coming in the future.
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 01:59:21 PM
http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/05/nintendo-two-wii-u-gamepads-will-work-on-one-system/

Quote
Update: In a follow-up, Nintendo Japan has posted on Twitter that there's a price to pay if two Gamepads are active. Frame rates drop to about 30 fps if two are active; any games that really want that extra controller won't be quite as glass-smooth. On the upside, it's possible to switch one off with a smooth transition; there won't be a need for theatrics just to switch to a solo game.

So if the game isn't originally a good amount better than 30 FPS, 2 pads won't be supported.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 02:00:11 PM
Ok i'm not going to lie.  I'm going to by one just for mario.  My shame is great.
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 02:00:35 PM
I don't get it, this thing is BC with Wii, right? Why is there a new Wii Fit and Just Dance? Neither of those games benefit from the graphics increase, and if they're just going to use the Wiimote and balance board...
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 02:02:33 PM
New system , new sequels , expected renewed interest in said sequels
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 02:02:49 PM
Ok i'm not going to lie.  I'm going to by one just for mario.  My shame is great.

The 3DS game looks so much better, seriously.

Kamiya is wasted on this shitmachine.  I don't think he's a game god or anything either, but this is far beneath him.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 02:02:57 PM
Kamiya is directing P100

Well that's a huge shame.

Bayo 2 :(

got canned almost a year ago, we knew this.

Or did we  :wtf
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 02:03:25 PM
Ok i'm not going to lie.  I'm going to by one just for mario.  My shame is great.
I'm going to buy one eventually because I sold my Wii years ago so I need this for my Mario and co nostalgia faggotry.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 02:03:48 PM
seems like everyone ignored software for the most part this year and focused on social stuff/media services, there are apparently tons of games on the floor for every system that went completely unmentioned in all the conferences
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 02:04:53 PM
I better wake up with someone asking about EA + Activision support on Wii U.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:05:24 PM
Does seem like the conferences are more going after standard media the last few years. They know all the gamers will pay attention to floor reports and previews.

The Spike/GT thing showed a bunch of games yesterday like Aliens, Borderlands 2, Transformers, etc.
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 02:05:33 PM
I can't believe that is all the first party games Nintendo has for launch. They could at least show the new Retro game or a 3D Mario that will come out next year to get people excited. They had an entire year to "re-unveil" the Wii U and it was just as bad as last year. At least year had that HD Zelda mock up video.
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 02:05:33 PM
Ok i'm not going to lie.  I'm going to by one just for mario.  My shame is great.

Nintendo used to get my with this, but the "When in doubt spam Mario" mentality has ruined that.
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 02:06:00 PM
Kamiya is directing P100

Well that's a huge shame.

Bayo 2 :(

got canned almost a year ago, we knew this.

Actually, given how half-assed this game looks it makes me think Bayonetta 2 still exists and he's been working on it with the other half of his ass.  Or just dicking around on twitter.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 02:06:47 PM
Wii U controller battery lasts 3 to 5 hours.  Takes 2.5 hours to charge.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 02:07:08 PM
Ok i'm not going to lie.  I'm going to by one just for mario.  My shame is great.

Nintendo used to get my with this, but the "When in doubt spam Mario" mentality has ruined that.

Not really.  Mario will still save their ass for another few generations.

Hell, I'm going to end up buying a Wii U at some point just to play Mario.
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Post by: Himu on June 05, 2012, 02:07:54 PM
when will nintendo experience mario fatigue
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 02:07:56 PM
i pretty much figured the battery life would be shitty, but that charge time :lol
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 02:07:58 PM
Wii U controller battery lasts 3 to 5 hours.  Takes 2.5 hours to charge.

Uh

And you thought it was bad when you always ran out of battery in the final dungeon of every portable rpg.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 02:08:21 PM
Vita - dead
WiiU - might as well be dead

At least that cuts down my purchases to 3DS later this month. I hope the conference tomorrow for it shows some chub material.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 02:08:34 PM
Ok i'm not going to lie.  I'm going to by one just for mario.  My shame is great.

Nintendo used to get my with this, but the "When in doubt spam Mario" mentality has ruined that.

Not really.  Mario will still save their ass for another few generations.

Hell, I'm going to end up buying a Wii U at some point just to play Mario.

That was a personal thing. I know New Super Mario Bros. Again 5 will sell 50 bazillion copies.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:08:38 PM
Wii U controller battery lasts 3 to 5 hours.  Takes 2.5 hours to charge.

This shit gets better and better!
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Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 02:08:56 PM
But but what about all those games they couldn't talk about due to Nintendo NDA....
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 02:10:13 PM
I love how this is a complete 180 from the wii reveal with all the lines and excitement. The hype was massive for that thing, game websites were jizzing over it and it launched with zelda and shit.

Now? Watching Gametrailers it seems like everyone was shaking their head, no one is excited at all. The usual ninfans will keep it a float but I don't see it winning the console race a all.

It will be a massive failure compared to Wii.  A bigger drop than PS2 -> PS3.  3DS won't pick up the slack though either, ofc.  Don't think heads will roll for it, but management will be shuffled hard.
Totally wrong product, and a creative disaster on top of that.
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Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 02:10:24 PM
BTW Hitler Stole My Potato, I fucking love you man.

You better post more here.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 02:10:28 PM
Wii U controller battery lasts 3 to 5 hours.  Takes 2.5 hours to charge.

If I let it change for the 11 months of a year that no games come out will it last longer when one does?
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:11:14 PM
Where's Andrex?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:12:12 PM
BTW Hitler Stole My Potato, I fucking love you man.

You better post more here.

 :-*

My life keeps interfering with my Bore responsibilities.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 05, 2012, 02:12:30 PM
Where's Andrex?

Dr. Feelbad ran him off.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 02:13:35 PM
I did not!
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 02:14:39 PM
It's hilarious that Nintendo's intended goal for this was to appeal to "core gamers" and get a lot of third party developers on board. They can't even them to port over all their games. This thing is so DOA.
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Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
We need gaffer meltdowns stat!

Tbh from the reaction over there most people are just stunned that conference was all Nintendo had.

They were supposed to 'save' E3 but ended up pissing all over it.


Where's Andrex?

Probably did a 'Lane Pryce'
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 02:15:33 PM
I did not!

:lol
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:17:14 PM
We need gaffer meltdowns stat!
okay
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.

man everyone thinking this was the worst Nintendo conference needs to get their head screwed back on.

Did you forget 2008 E3?

Remember when it was only just ANIMAL CROSSING and WII MUSIC?

Nintendo showcased a ton of games here, chances are a lot of these will be launch titles and only 2-5 of them suck.

Admit it, if Zelda or smashbros had a trailer at the conference you'd all be sucking Nintendos dick right now.

Also pretty dumb people expected a price and release date at E3.
Did you forget Nintendo didn't do that with the Wii?
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exaggerated backlash here is astounding.

Just astounding.

It was a meh conference. They blew it.

So that means Wii U will never have any games besides Pikmen 3, NSMB U, and Wii Fit U... EVAR.

Pack it up, Nintendo has stopped developing games!

All that really happened here is they chose the wrong things to emphasize in order to win over a hardcore audience that was - judging by these reactions - primed and ready to rip them apart if said audience didn't have pure rainbows injected into their veins.

By the standards of overwrought reactions we are getting, Halo 4 and Xbox 720 are clearly canceled because of how bad the MS press conference was.
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Entitled gamers. Don't you see gaming is about more than just you now? Nintendo and the Wii U is the future.
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Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 02:18:22 PM
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Wii U controller battery lasts 3 to 5 hours.  Takes 2.5 hours to charge.

amazing

no wonder that 360 copy-cat controller exists
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:18:56 PM
Spike/GT showing ZombiU

cricket bat!
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2012, 02:19:11 PM
Did Nintendo announce any new franchise? I was at work.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:19:44 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 02:20:37 PM
They announced Mario.
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 02:21:03 PM
Nope.

what are you saying nintendoland is a new ip just like mario kart was back on snes
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 02:21:06 PM
The new Platinum game piques my interest. It's not what I've come to expect of them given their modern output, but then again they were responsible for the whimsical VJ and Ookami. And if Kamiya is indeed directing then I'll keep an eye on it. I'm just surprised that it looks somewhat similar in concept to Pikmin, could be wrong though.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 02:21:12 PM
That new Platinum game reminds me a lot of The Last Guy.

Did Nintendo announce any new franchise? I was at work.

Ubisoft was the only company to announce a new franchise.

Well, I guess Sony with Beyond, but it got leaked early.
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Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 02:21:38 PM
lol ntards on Gaf convincing themselves that ZombiU looks great (gamplay and graphically)

they are showing a live demo on GameTrailers/SpikeTV now
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:22:06 PM
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Guys...

All this shows is that many of Nintendo's studio's are still working.


RETRO'S GAME IS COMING.

MONOLITHSOFT'S GAME IS COMING.

3D MARIO IS COMING.

ZELDA IS COMING.

SMASH IS COMING.

ALL OF NINTENDO'S STUFF IS COMING.



This show showed nice 3rd party support.

Rayman Legends is an awesome exclusive.

ZombiU looked good, much better than expected.

Scribblenauts is awesome.

Mass Effect 3

Lego City Stories looked amazing, both creatively and graphically.

They are just showing launch stuff, Nintendo's has NintendoDirect now to show stuff as it's finished, and this was only half their stuff, we still get the 3DS conference tomorrow.

It wasn't the BEST conference for us, but Wii-U looked like it had an awesome launch selection for me.

I'm a Nintendo/PC gamer, i've never played an Assasins Creed, now I will. Batman will have the DLC and the new gameplay mechanics, i'm excited for that. Many Nintendo gamers haven't played MAss Effect, now they can. Darksiders is the definitive version...


How many console's can boast as awesome a launch lineup as

Pikmen 3
2D Mario
Assassins Creed 3
Rayman Legends (Exclusive 3rd party)
Lego City Stories (Exclusive 3rd Party
EA Sports games
Tekken Tag 2
Nintendo Land
Scribblenauts
ZombiU (exclusive 3rd party new IP)
Exlusive Platinum studios game published by Nintendo...

Awesome launch lineup.

Nintendo's big guns are absolutely coming, and what they showed looked super sweet.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:23:15 PM
Quote from: Shane Satterfield
"One thing that I can say without getting in any trouble is that the launch line-up for the Wii U is going to surprise people. It's going to be pretty damn good."

:teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 02:24:13 PM
That new Platinum game reminds me a lot of The Last Guy.

That's exactly what I thought at the beginning of the trailer, from there on it looked Pikminesque.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2012, 02:24:22 PM
Oh well another Nintendo product I can skip.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2012, 02:25:16 PM
Remember how Wii launch was supposed to be:

Zelda, Mario, Metroid etc...


Quote from: Shane Satterfield
"One thing that I can say without getting in any trouble is that the launch line-up for the Wii U is going to surprise people. It's going to be pretty damn good."

:teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee :teehee

Who is this Satterfield?
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 02:25:35 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/24/cKZcSLbxEkivZKZhtG7vcg2.gif)

Hey mojo. I missed you babe.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 02:25:59 PM
Wii U controller battery lasts 3 to 5 hours.  Takes 2.5 hours to charge.

Nintendo has a solution to this problem: they're not making any games anyone would want to play for more than three hours.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:26:16 PM
That new Platinum game reminds me a lot of The Last Guy.

Did Nintendo announce any new franchise? I was at work.

Ubisoft was the only company to announce a new franchise.

Well, I guess Sony with Beyond, but it got leaked early.

David Cage is a franchise unto himself.  Beyond is the next shitty David Cage game in the shitty David Cage franchise.
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Post by: Bebpo on June 05, 2012, 02:26:45 PM
The new Platinum game piques my interest. It's not what I've come to expect of them given their modern output, but then again they were responsible for the whimsical VJ and Ookami. And if Kamiya is indeed directing then I'll keep an eye on it. I'm just surprised that it looks somewhat similar in concept to Pikmin, could be wrong though.

VJ wasn't just whimsy though.  It was a hardcore deep action game like Bayonetta/DMC on a 2.5d plane.  Okami was an epic Zelda adventure with DMC-lite combat and a ton of exploration.

This doesn't look as appealing to the hardcore gamer crowd as Kamiya's previous works.
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Post by: Diunx on June 05, 2012, 02:27:07 PM
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)

^that will be by new default answer to ntards.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:27:22 PM
Who is this Satterfield?

Mangod aka the guy that used to be on the 1up podcast years ago.  The Sony shill.

That quote was from back in April btw
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:28:13 PM
this guy is working hard
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I don't recall the Wii getting the big 3rd party multiplats. (btw we know EA is on board from last year (Especially given the support for 2 gamepads at once), they chose to put UBI front and center this time around)

The only thing really lacking were some big first party nintendo games other than NSMB and Pikmin, but would that really be "different" from the Wii? The Wii had those games.

wth were you expecting to differentiate it from the Wii other than HD, and 3rd party support, both of which were actually shown.

Nintendo cut it's own content in half by devoting a show to the 3DS tomorrow, and they decided to only focus on launch software for the conference proper, bad move, surely, but GAF should be smarter than to whine like petulent children framing all of their hopes and dreams moment to moment on a press event.
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Post by: maxy on June 05, 2012, 02:29:33 PM
Who is this Satterfield?

Mangod aka the guy that used to be on the 1up podcast years ago.  The Sony shill.

That quote was from back in April btw

wrong
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 02:30:37 PM
I'm gonna replay Pikmin 1 & 2 though for real. I love Pikman, and its a shame its the only game worth playing on that Wii U
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Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 02:31:01 PM
So, do the ninthings not realize that the Avengers game will be a port of a Kinect title? I've seen a few try to hold on hope for it not being trash.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 05, 2012, 02:31:21 PM
"Hey guys, remember that shitty connectivity crap we tried to shove down your throats years ago?  WE MADE AN ENTIRE SYSTEM BASED ON IT, SUCK OUR NUTS!"

Where's Andrex, he needs a public shaming.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2012, 02:31:23 PM
@ Hitler: Wasnt that Bettenhausen?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:32:23 PM
Who is this Satterfield?

Mangod aka the guy that used to be on the 1up podcast years ago.  The Sony shill.

That quote was from back in April btw

wrong

My mistake.  I mistook him for the other Shane.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:32:41 PM
@ Hitler: Wasnt that Bettenhausen?

yep.  my bad
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 02:33:21 PM
ZombiU actually sounds pretty neat.  It's basically DayZ-lite / Infinity Blade like.  You play as one survivor until you die, then you start over as another survivor.  As the new survivor you can go back to where your previous survivor died, who is now a zombie, to reclaim your items.  But it misses the human element that makes DayZ interesting.   

Problem is it uses the Wii U screen mainly as map.  Ass Creed 3 uses it as a map/inventory.  Aliens uses it as motion tracker/map.  Pikmin uses it as a map.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2012, 02:34:16 PM
So we still don't know who this Shane is dangit.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:35:55 PM
Problem is it uses the Wii U screen mainly as map.  Ass Creed 3 uses it as a map/inventory.  Aliens uses it as motion tracker/map.  Pikmin uses it as a map.
Probably most multiplats will be that way. Inventory and maps.

So we still don't know who this Shane is dangit.
Gametrailers guy, he was on Spike earlier, he's short.

"Editor-in-Chief of GameTrailers.com and VP of Content at Spike Digital Entertainment."
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Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 02:37:03 PM
So we still don't know who this Shane is dangit.

Editor in Chief at Gametrailers.

At first he was at Gamespot helped G4/Techtv on xplay and then he moved to spike/GT when they wanted more content on their site
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 02:38:11 PM
If the ZombiU game only uses the screen as a map then why is it a Wii U exclusive? The game's probably trash an Ubi realizes the only way it can sell is from hungry Nintendo nerds.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:39:18 PM
Problem is it uses the Wii U screen mainly as map.  Ass Creed 3 uses it as a map/inventory.  Aliens uses it as motion tracker/map.  Pikmin uses it as a map.
Probably most multiplats will be that way. Inventory and maps.

I don't think Nintendo even knows what to do with a touchscreen at this point.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:39:46 PM
If the ZombiU game only uses the screen as a map then why is it a Wii U exclusive? The game's probably trash an Ubi realizes the only way it can sell is from hungry Nintendo nerds.
It also has a scanner thing and uses the screen to snipe or something.
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Post by: Polyh3dron on June 05, 2012, 02:40:50 PM
lol ntards on Gaf convincing themselves that ZombiU looks great (gamplay and graphically)

they are showing a live demo on GameTrailers/SpikeTV now
All the video I saw of it looked like CG stuff, not real gameplay.  The game looks scatterbrained as hell.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:41:06 PM
If the ZombiU game only uses the screen as a map then why is it a Wii U exclusive? The game's probably trash an Ubi realizes the only way it can sell is from hungry Nintendo nerds.

That probably has something to do with it.  Sounds like the game has been through development hell for awhile now with a bunch of people coming in and out.

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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 02:42:32 PM
I thought ZombiU looked interesting, but it reeks of Red Steel's stench. I haven't seen the gameplay demo, did it look good or as BS as the conf trailer?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 05, 2012, 02:42:45 PM
Mojovonio sighting  :o

:bow
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 05, 2012, 02:42:56 PM
Say what you guys will, but fitness has never looked so fun. I've got a pound or twenty I need to lose, and the weight is just going to melt off as I burn 3 calories per boring mini-game.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:43:05 PM
All the video I saw of it looked like CG stuff, not real gameplay.  The game looks scatterbrained as hell.
I thought ZombiU looked interesting, but it reeks of Red Steel's stench. I haven't seen the gameplay demo, did it look good or as BS as the conf trailer?
They were actually playing it on Spike.

When you die you die, and take over another character is about the the only thing that differentiate it from any other zombie shooter.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
PS3 only gamers tend to wine about Sony handhelds because they feel the games could've just been on PS3. With Wii U Nintendo's console now has every interface the 3DS has. Will we get this whining too?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 05, 2012, 02:46:55 PM
The new Platinum game piques my interest. It's not what I've come to expect of them given their modern output, but then again they were responsible for the whimsical VJ and Ookami. And if Kamiya is indeed directing then I'll keep an eye on it. I'm just surprised that it looks somewhat similar in concept to Pikmin, could be wrong though.

VJ wasn't just whimsy though.  It was a hardcore deep action game like Bayonetta/DMC on a 2.5d plane.  Okami was an epic Zelda adventure with DMC-lite combat and a ton of exploration.

This doesn't look as appealing to the hardcore gamer crowd as Kamiya's previous works.

I don't see how you can tell if its "hardcore appealing" or not.

Four player pikmin/action/morph combat against giant mecha in a city can be plenty "hardcore"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 02:47:15 PM
That 3DS Castlevania game looked like shit BTW.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
Just realized Nintendo couldn't even get a Call of Duty game for launch.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:48:15 PM
Platinum game looked interesting enough on Spike, but didn't see what the Wii U brings to the table.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2012, 02:51:18 PM
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Guys...

All this shows is that many of Nintendo's studio's are still working.

Yup, still working on a plethora of DS and Wii content right
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 02:52:44 PM
The Platinum game is the ONLY thing the WiiU has going for it, at least as far as I'm concerned, and even then it's more of a curiosity rather than something I gotta have.
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Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 02:54:54 PM
Look who's surfaced on GAF  :lol


Quote from: Andrex;38563221
Tech demos aren't games. Rubber duckies, you know. Aside from that, Pikmin and 2D Mario aren't exactly known for pushing the graphical boundary of the systems they're on. (Yes, Pikmin looked very nice.)

A bunch of ports wouldn't do that either.

Gonna take Retro and an EAD to really show what the Wii U can do.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38563221&postcount=6821 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38563221&postcount=6821)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 02:57:10 PM
He's been posting in there all day.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 02:59:13 PM
I've avoided that thread I'm going to go through and read it now.

Who is this Daschysta guy?  His insane.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2012, 02:59:39 PM
Just realized Nintendo couldn't even get a Call of Duty game for launch.

Yeah nothing would have said "were serious" as having COD & Battlefield.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 03:00:42 PM
Who is this Daschysta guy?  His insane.
No idea, he's the one who posted the big rant/list I quoted. He's been posting stuff like that throughout the conference thread.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 03:02:29 PM
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Aside from that, Pikmin and 2D Mario aren't exactly known for pushing the graphical boundary of the systems they're on.
  This is just a straight-up lie.
I think Pikmin 3 is just disappointingly inconsistent though - the good parts are very good and the bad parts are shitty GC-level ground textures.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 03:07:12 PM
Wii U controller battery lasts 3 to 5 hours.  Takes 2.5 hours to charge.

Nintendo has a solution to this problem: they're not making any games anyone would want to play for more than three hours.

:lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 03:07:41 PM
innovation

(http://i.imgur.com/IhIHW.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 03:12:03 PM
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Aside from that, Pikmin and 2D Mario aren't exactly known for pushing the graphical boundary of the systems they're on.
  This is just a straight-up lie.
I think Pikmin 3 is just disappointingly inconsistent though - the good parts are very good and the bad parts are shitty GC-level ground textures.

Pikmin 3 does at least have some AA and texture filtering, though, so that's something, I suppose.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 03:13:41 PM
official specs:

(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r401/pocketfudge/specs.jpg)


According to this it looks like it's got a CPU AND a GPU

Seems beastly
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 03:19:24 PM
official specs:

(http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r401/pocketfudge/specs.jpg)


According to this it looks like it's got a CPU AND a GPU

Seems beastly

No Numbers?    :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 03:20:28 PM
No Numbers?    :lol
6.8 inches long and 10.5 inches deep

what more do you want?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 03:21:14 PM

pikmin looks decent.

(http://i.imgur.com/QUtuY.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 05, 2012, 03:21:25 PM
P-100

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzLFxre-PyU
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 05, 2012, 03:21:31 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477079

 :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 05, 2012, 03:21:37 PM
It has a High Definition GPU. That's pretty good.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 03:23:04 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477079
From the link:
Quote
Games are becoming less about games...developers all have money hungry eyes like businessmen. Nobody has devotion to games really. Nintendo showed Pikmin 3 and NSMBWU but that was it. Whereatethegames.jpg
:lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 03:25:19 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477079

 :lol

So as an iPad owner I have even less reasons to go out and buy a WiiU.

 :japancry
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 03:25:39 PM
I have no problem with them using the controller screen as an inventory/map/powers/weapons screen. I think that's a neat (if simple) feature which actually enhances games and replaces awkward d-pad or "wheel" selection. It will be used to charge a premium for games that are over a year old (like Batman, which you can already buy much cheaper elsewhere), though.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 03:25:39 PM
No Numbers?    :lol
6.8 inches long and 10.5 inches deep

what more do you want?

touche (should have said CPU and GPU numbers)

and thats for some bore members though  :teehee
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 03:32:06 PM
I have no problem with them using the controller screen as an inventory/map/powers/weapons screen. I think that's a neat (if simple) feature which actually enhances games and replaces awkward d-pad or "wheel" selection. It will be used to charge a premium for games that are over a year old (like Batman, which you can already buy much cheaper elsewhere), though.

I honestly don't know why they bothered focusing on old games.  If they wanted to show off WiiU integration with a 3rd party title then they should have made a deal with someone to show off something we haven't already seen - like a Darksiders 2 demo or something.

To spend so much time with a game that came out last year and announcing insane ports like ME3......I just.....fuck.  It's mind boggling.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 05, 2012, 03:32:30 PM
How I see it:

+ awesome Batman Wii U pad features
+ uber Diablo like LEGO GTA - system seller #1
+ Dance Something 4 - system seller #2
+ seriously LEGO GTA is amazing
+ New Super Mario Bros. U - 2D Mario what can you ask more for?
+ 2 Wii U tablets working together
+ sexy black Wii U pure black sex
+ LEGO GTA!!! game of the conference for sure
+ Reggie making fun of the meme "My Body is Ready"
- Mass Effect 3, lol
- Nintendoland - HOME of Ninthings
- no multitouch, typical Nintendo: one step forward, 2 steps backwards
- no pricepoint
- Pikmin 3, *yawn*

Overall: best conference of E3 so far. Lots of laugh, lots of cool shit games.

Nintendo is back, baby.

Lol, this dude was jerking off over Mass Effect WiiU in chat. And Lego GTA :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 03:33:09 PM
touche (should have said CPU and GPU numbers)
There was a leak thing the other day based on some of the devkits, dunno if true:
http://www.vgleaks.com/world-premiere-wii-u-specs/
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 03:35:30 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477079
From the link:
Quote
Games are becoming less about games...developers all have money hungry eyes like businessmen. Nobody has devotion to games really. Nintendo showed Pikmin 3 and NSMBWU but that was it. Whereatethegames.jpg
:lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctwqa3QCwMw
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Fifstar on June 05, 2012, 03:36:37 PM
Meh, that show killed my inner Nintard a bit more.

Pikmin in places looked like a Wii game.

I actually felt that the controller implementations weren't bad. Sure, not groundbreaking but neat and not detracted from the experience like motion controls.

From a business point of view, I wonder if Nintendo is overcooking 2D Mario. Sooner or later people will tire of it.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 03:37:12 PM
I have no problem with them using the controller screen as an inventory/map/powers/weapons screen. I think that's a neat (if simple) feature which actually enhances games and replaces awkward d-pad or "wheel" selection. It will be used to charge a premium for games that are over a year old (like Batman, which you can already buy much cheaper elsewhere), though.

I honestly don't know why they bothered focusing on old games.  If they wanted to show off WiiU integration with a 3rd party title then they should have made a deal with someone to show off something we haven't already seen - like a Darksiders 2 demo or something.

To spend so much time with a game that came out last year and announcing insane ports like ME3......I just.....fuck.  It's mind boggling.

Yeah, when it comes to stuff like Batman or ME3, the question anyone who isn't a Nintendo fan will be asking themselves is "Why should I pay $300-350 just so I can pay $60 to play a game I can buy for $20 and play on a system I either already own or can buy for $200-250?"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 03:38:55 PM
I have no problem with them using the controller screen as an inventory/map/powers/weapons screen. I think that's a neat (if simple) feature which actually enhances games and replaces awkward d-pad or "wheel" selection. It will be used to charge a premium for games that are over a year old (like Batman, which you can already buy much cheaper elsewhere), though.

I honestly don't know why they bothered focusing on old games.  If they wanted to show off WiiU integration with a 3rd party title then they should have made a deal with someone to show off something we haven't already seen - like a Darksiders 2 demo or something.

To spend so much time with a game that came out last year and announcing insane ports like ME3......I just.....fuck.  It's mind boggling.

Third party devs are too busy focusing on the real next-gen systems!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 03:40:19 PM
Why in the FUCK wouldn't they include an ethernet port?

So they can sell an ethernet adapter, of course!

(http://i.imgur.com/yRz1a.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 03:40:30 PM
I have no problem with them using the controller screen as an inventory/map/powers/weapons screen. I think that's a neat (if simple) feature which actually enhances games and replaces awkward d-pad or "wheel" selection. It will be used to charge a premium for games that are over a year old (like Batman, which you can already buy much cheaper elsewhere), though.

I honestly don't know why they bothered focusing on old games.  If they wanted to show off WiiU integration with a 3rd party title then they should have made a deal with someone to show off something we haven't already seen - like a Darksiders 2 demo or something.

To spend so much time with a game that came out last year and announcing insane ports like ME3......I just.....fuck.  It's mind boggling.

Yeah, when it comes to stuff like Batman or ME3, the question anyone who isn't a Nintendo fan will be asking themselves is "Why should I pay $300-350 just so I can pay $60 to play a game I can buy for $20 and play on a system I either already own or can buy for $200-250?"

Because you're not the target demographic. Along with the Nintendo fans who don't buy other systems, they're hoping to attract more people who are into the whole tablet setup and don't previously own systems.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 03:42:55 PM
Is there a SPDIF port on the back or is all audio routed through HDMI?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 03:44:51 PM
I have no problem with them using the controller screen as an inventory/map/powers/weapons screen. I think that's a neat (if simple) feature which actually enhances games and replaces awkward d-pad or "wheel" selection. It will be used to charge a premium for games that are over a year old (like Batman, which you can already buy much cheaper elsewhere), though.

I honestly don't know why they bothered focusing on old games.  If they wanted to show off WiiU integration with a 3rd party title then they should have made a deal with someone to show off something we haven't already seen - like a Darksiders 2 demo or something.

To spend so much time with a game that came out last year and announcing insane ports like ME3......I just.....fuck.  It's mind boggling.

They probably tried, but no one wanted to.

I liked the idea of the screen before, but now it just seems totally gimmicky. It's probably increasing the price of the system, and a lot of system resources have to be devoted to it if you want to do something more than just an inventory screen. I'd probably actually use the feature to play games without the TV being on if it has the range to allow me to play it anywhere in my apartment.  2.5 charge time is terrible though.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 03:45:01 PM
Why in the FUCK wouldn't they include an ethernet port?

Wii didn't have one.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 03:45:04 PM
Keighley should have asked this BLOPS2 guy about WiiU.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 03:46:41 PM
I have no problem with them using the controller screen as an inventory/map/powers/weapons screen. I think that's a neat (if simple) feature which actually enhances games and replaces awkward d-pad or "wheel" selection. It will be used to charge a premium for games that are over a year old (like Batman, which you can already buy much cheaper elsewhere), though.

I honestly don't know why they bothered focusing on old games.  If they wanted to show off WiiU integration with a 3rd party title then they should have made a deal with someone to show off something we haven't already seen - like a Darksiders 2 demo or something.

To spend so much time with a game that came out last year and announcing insane ports like ME3......I just.....fuck.  It's mind boggling.

Yeah, when it comes to stuff like Batman or ME3, the question anyone who isn't a Nintendo fan will be asking themselves is "Why should I pay $300-350 just so I can pay $60 to play a game I can buy for $20 and play on a system I either already own or can buy for $200-250?"

Because you're not the target demographic. Along with the Nintendo fans who don't buy other systems, they're hoping to attract more people who are into the whole tablet setup and don't previously own systems.

But if they're into the whole tablet thing, wouldn't they already own an iPad and not give a shit about spending several hundred bucks more to get hardware with an inferior tablet controller and $60 per game?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 03:47:16 PM
I have no problem with them using the controller screen as an inventory/map/powers/weapons screen. I think that's a neat (if simple) feature which actually enhances games and replaces awkward d-pad or "wheel" selection. It will be used to charge a premium for games that are over a year old (like Batman, which you can already buy much cheaper elsewhere), though.

I honestly don't know why they bothered focusing on old games.  If they wanted to show off WiiU integration with a 3rd party title then they should have made a deal with someone to show off something we haven't already seen - like a Darksiders 2 demo or something.

To spend so much time with a game that came out last year and announcing insane ports like ME3......I just.....fuck.  It's mind boggling.

Yeah, when it comes to stuff like Batman or ME3, the question anyone who isn't a Nintendo fan will be asking themselves is "Why should I pay $300-350 just so I can pay $60 to play a game I can buy for $20 and play on a system I either already own or can buy for $200-250?"

Because you're not the target demographic. Along with the Nintendo fans who don't buy other systems, they're hoping to attract more people who are into the whole tablet setup and don't previously own systems.

But if they're into the whole tablet thing, wouldn't they already own an iPad and not give a shit about spending several hundred bucks more to get hardware with an inferior tablet controller and $60 per game?

I have no idea.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 03:49:24 PM
The problem is the attraction of the Wii is in the remotes. The people who love what the remotes are doing don't want a regular controller. Why are they going to want a regular controller just because it has a tablet in the middle?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 03:51:31 PM
Has anyone confirmed resolution on the tablet?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bork on June 05, 2012, 03:52:40 PM
Has anyone confirmed resolution on the tablet?

I thought it was confirmed 480P res last year?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 03:53:39 PM
Has anyone confirmed resolution on the tablet?
854×480
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 03:57:08 PM
So they're going with another proprietary format for the media?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MCD on June 05, 2012, 03:59:09 PM
At least it's Wireless n.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 03:59:35 PM
So they're going with another proprietary format for the media?
Yeah, based on BluRay like the Wii discs were DVD. 25GB and 50GB I thought announced last year, Wiki just says 25GB now though.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 04:03:01 PM
Shocked they're going with Bluray, I'd think they'd opt for the cheapest possible shit

And wow @ dat tablet res
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 05, 2012, 04:05:15 PM
God I want a Wii U.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 04:06:52 PM
I don't.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2012, 04:22:00 PM
MOJOOOOOO

(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs8gqGkxr1qh4b62.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 04:27:30 PM
This is why Iwata guards his bananas so intensely; klu klux kats.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 04:28:09 PM
Mojovonio sighting  :o

:bow

Hey Boo

WOAH
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 04:28:54 PM
nom nom nom

According to them, ZombiU is da shit:

Quote
You guys are fucking nuts, looks way better than any FPS for current consoles.

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 05, 2012, 04:33:24 PM
True story.

I bought a homeless guy a sandwich today and I mentioned I wanted to get back for 12 because there was a Nintendo conference.

His only question was "Are they still fucking gay?"

So even a man who cherishes a garbage bag without holes to protect his garments, considers Nintendo "Fucking Gay".

 :rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 04:34:25 PM
nom nom nom

According to them, ZombiU is da shit:

Quote
You guys are fucking nuts, looks way better than any FPS for current consoles.

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)
There were some people lamenting that it was probably too hardcore for console gamers.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 05, 2012, 04:39:04 PM
Mojovonio sighting  :o

:bow

Hey Boo

Stay for awhile brah.  :-*

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)

:rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2012, 04:47:22 PM
im glad i didnt call out for this embarrasment
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 04:49:56 PM
nom nom nom

According to them, ZombiU is da shit:

Quote
You guys are fucking nuts, looks way better than any FPS for current consoles.

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)

:lol add to emoticons plz
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 04:50:37 PM
I think this thing is going to get less third party support than the GC.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 04:51:59 PM
True story.

I bought a homeless guy a sandwich today and I mentioned I wanted to get back for 12 because there was a Nintendo conference.

His only question was "Are they still fucking gay?"

So even a man who cherishes a garbage bag without holes to protect his garments, considers Nintendo "Fucking Gay".

 :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 05, 2012, 04:55:43 PM
True story.

I bought a homeless guy a sandwich today and I mentioned I wanted to get back for 12 because there was a Nintendo conference.

His only question was "Are they still fucking gay?"

So even a man who cherishes a garbage bag without holes to protect his garments, considers Nintendo "Fucking Gay".

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 05:04:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/b5hTy.png?1)

 8)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 05:05:14 PM
lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 05:06:10 PM
Quote
Activision Eric Hirshberg: Nothing formal for Wii U/Skylanders Giants Confirmed

On GameTrailers right now with Geoff.

Said Skylands Giants is coming to Wii U, then side-stepped everything else Wii U related.

Also "No Comment"ed BLOPs 2 for Wii U.

"No Formal Announcements" for Wii U this week.
:lol

Activision is developing that Sing game but Nintendo is publishing it wtf
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 05, 2012, 05:07:44 PM
With no Andrex and Methodis gone for a day plus the return of mojo + hitler, this forum has become readable again!

...console gaming shoving a shotgun barrel into it's own mouth while fitting everyone for 18" dildos didn't hurt either, tbh.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 05:08:28 PM
actual comment i saw on kotaku about zombiu:

Quote
If you don't survive, tough. Your character only gets one life, just like in the real world.

:lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 05, 2012, 05:08:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gyNhY.png)

ninfans are creeps like no one

wtf are you on about, that was easily the highlight of their presentation
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 05:10:02 PM
http://press.nintendo.com/E32012/

User: Nintendo
Password: E32012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgndOkWGk1A

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 05:12:05 PM
Peter Moore also said no EA Sports stuff in the launch window.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 05:13:26 PM
http://press.nintendo.com/E32012/

User: Nintendo
Password: E32012



OMG zelda
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 05:18:54 PM
LOL, Tank Tank Tank is a port of some terrible arcade game that was in portrait mode (as opposed to landscape)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 05:20:37 PM
the Game & Wario description in that site makes it sounds more like a classic minigame collection than an actual warioware game
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 05:20:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/b5hTy.png?1)

 8)

 :lol Brutal
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 05:26:52 PM
Quote from: P-100 factsheet
Players can use the wii u gamepad to command heroes such as bonzai man,vending machine man and even toilet bowl man

BEST E3 GAME,RIGHT FUCKING HERE
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 05:31:17 PM
True story.

I bought a homeless guy a sandwich today and I mentioned I wanted to get back for 12 because there was a Nintendo conference.

His only question was "Are they still fucking gay?"

So even a man who cherishes a garbage bag without holes to protect his garments, considers Nintendo "Fucking Gay".

God damn  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2012, 05:42:54 PM
True story.

I bought a homeless guy a sandwich today and I mentioned I wanted to get back for 12 because there was a Nintendo conference.

His only question was "Are they still fucking gay?"

So even a man who cherishes a garbage bag without holes to protect his garments, considers Nintendo "Fucking Gay".

:lol nintendo annihilated
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 05, 2012, 05:46:12 PM
3rd parties are like WAIT N SEE. Burned on Vita once, don't want to get burned again.

Really does sound like Dreamcast redux.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 05:48:58 PM
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-2012-p100/731236
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 05:54:00 PM
i don't give a fuck about specs and couldn't understand them even if i did give a fuck but since you guys seems to have so much fun with them

Quote
VG Leaks says they have received the Wii U specs from a anonymous source.


Hardware Features

Main Application Processor

PowerPC architecture.
Three cores (fully coherent).
3MB aggregate L2 Cache size.
core 0: 512 KB
core 1: 2048 KB
core 2: 512 KB
Write gatherer per core.
Locked (L1d) cache DMA per core.
Main Memory

Up to 3GB of main memory (CAT-DEVs only). Note: retail machine will have half devkit memory
Please note that the quantity of memory available from the Cafe SDK and Operating System may vary.
Graphics and Video

Modern unified shader architecture.
32MB high-bandwidth eDRAM, supports 720p 4x MSAA or 1080p rendering in a single pass.
HDMI and component video outputs.
Features

Unified shader architecture executes vertex, geometry, and pixel shaders
Multi-sample anti-aliasing (2, 4, or 8 samples per pixel)
Read from multi-sample surfaces in the shader
128-bit floating point HDR texture filtering
High resolution texture support (up to 8192 x 8192)
Indexed cube map arrays

8 render targets
Independent blend modes per render target
Pixel coverage sample masking
Hierarchical Z/stencil buffer
Early Z test and Fast Z Clear
Lossless Z & stencil compression
2x/4x/8x/16x high quality adaptive anisotropic filtering modes
sRGB filtering (gamma/degamma)
Tessellation unit
Stream out support
Compute shader support
GX2 is a 3D graphics API for the Nintendo Wii U system (also known as Cafe). The API is designed to be as efficient as GX(1) from the Nintendo GameCube and Wii systems. Current features are modeled after OpenGL and the AMD r7xx series of graphics processors. Wii U’s graphics processor is referred to as GPU7.

Sound and Audio

Dedicated 120MHz audio DSP.
Support for 6 channel discrete uncompressed audio (via HDMI).
2 channel audio for the Cafe DRC controller.
Monaural audio for the Cafe Remote controller.

Networking

802.11 b/g/n Wifi.
Peripherals


Link
2 x USB 2.0 host controllers x 2 ports each.
SDCard Slot.
Built-in Storage

512MB SLC NAND for System.
8GB MLC NAND for Applications.
Host PC Bridge

Dedicated Cafe-to-host PC bridge hardware.
Allows File System emulation by host PC.
Provides interface for debugger and logging to host PC.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 05, 2012, 06:05:10 PM
Hasn't edram always been a lot of trouble for very little benefit.  Why not just put in more Vram?

Regarding half framerate when using two U pads:

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Show me one PC running 3 1080p monitors with a single graphics card that is not a 2 slot solution running a pc shooter at 60fps on all 3 monitors?

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)

690 GTX is dual-slot. 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 06:09:54 PM
But it's not driving 3 1080p displays. Think about it in regards to fillrate:

One 1080p display = 2,073,600 pixels
One 720p display = 921,600 pixels
The Wii U tablet display (854x480) = 409,920 pixels

2x Wii U tablet controller displays + main 720p display = 1,741,440 pixels, still less than a 1080p display
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 05, 2012, 06:13:05 PM
I think this thing is going to get less third party support than the GC.

The GC had a good amount of third party support. I don't know why you would compare it to the GC.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 05, 2012, 06:13:59 PM
I was just showing how clueless he is for thinking that it's IMPOSSIBLE to have that type of graphical performance. 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 05, 2012, 06:18:39 PM
I was just showing how clueless he is for thinking that it's IMPOSSIBLE to have that type of graphical performance.

That's because.......it IS impossible, even for the technical geniuses at Nintendo!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 06:19:02 PM
I was just showing how clueless he is for thinking that it's IMPOSSIBLE to have that type of graphical performance.
He specifically ruled out dual-slots so he could get away with eliminating basically every modern graphics card.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 06:20:52 PM
I think this thing is going to get less third party support than the GC.

The GC had a good amount of third party support. I don't know why you would compare it to the GC.

It got games, but they were normally crappy ports, no? But most people still consider that to be the lower bound of what Nintendo can get. I'm getting a feeling it won't even be as good as that.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 05, 2012, 07:00:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9mHDB3_lw

this looks like the most unfun wario game ever
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 07:09:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgndOkWGk1A

That looks fun...at $15.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 05, 2012, 07:12:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgndOkWGk1A

That looks fun...at $15.

When are they going to announce the ios/pc version?
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 05, 2012, 07:13:19 PM
I know that touching and flicking resistive touch screens can be responsive, but from my limited experience dragging gestures are not, so I'm genuinely interested in how it fares on the Wii U. That Wario Ware's janky video is what prompted the question.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 07:15:52 PM
3rd parties are like WAIT N SEE. Burned on Vita once, don't want to get burned again.

how can they have been burned on vita when they never made anything for it in the first place :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 05, 2012, 07:17:06 PM
I think this thing is going to get less third party support than the GC.

The GC had a good amount of third party support. I don't know why you would compare it to the GC.

It got games, but they were normally crappy ports, no? But most people still consider that to be the lower bound of what Nintendo can get. I'm getting a feeling it won't even be as good as that.

Resident Evil 0, REmake, and RE 4. Viewtiful Joe, Monkey Ball series, MGS Twin Snakes (shitty but still the only Metal Gear on Nintendo console since the NES), Final Fantasy CC, Tales games, PN 03, and probably other stuff I can't think of right now. Plus, you had the 1st party stuff done by 3rd parties like F-Zero GX, and the updated Sega ports like Sonic and Skies of Arcadia, and then a version of about every multiplatform game. The only 3rd party thing they were left out of was GTA and the mainline FFs.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Huff on June 05, 2012, 07:46:36 PM
glad I had work so I didn't waste my time on this like I wasted all of yesterday

i can't believe the first party output is so garbage
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 07:55:09 PM
At least there's this:
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Fans who have purchased libraries of old games will not lose their downloaded game titles when they decide to upgrade to the new system, a decision in line with how Apple’s iTunes store operates regarding digital downloads of game apps. Moffitt said that there will be a bit of restructuring of how their login IDs/accounts work with the Wii U; he told us, “You will have an individual account based system. Each member of your family might have their own account.”

Each player will have saved gaming preferences, but it is unclear how Wii Virtual Console collections will be assigned to an account for ownership transfers on the Wii U eShop at this point. If this backwards compatibility continues through the next generation of systems, fans may never have to repurchase old games again. That may change if games are reintroduced in high definition (Wii, unlike its competitors, produced standard-definition video), but Nintendo has said nothing on that yet.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/2012/06/nintendos-wii-u-gamepad-to-play-old-wii-games-company-says-at-e3/
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 08:09:24 PM
when is the ds thing again?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 08:13:15 PM
The GC had more third party support than the wii if I'm not mistaken.

Exclusive, good games?  No.  But multiplats - obviously.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: radioheadrule83 on June 05, 2012, 08:46:12 PM
I really hope every journalist in the room at this roundtable in 6 hours is basically like "why the fuck were you so terrible?" all the way through it. Dismal. That's really all I have to say. I was offended that I wasted my time watching this shit today.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 08:53:49 PM
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/06/05/tech/gaming-gadgets/wii-u-demo-e3/

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(CNN) -- Will Nintendo's forthcoming Wii U controller breathe new life into its aging Wii console?


WOW  :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 08:58:07 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 08:59:22 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
I don't know who I'm laughing at harder, CNN or Nintendo.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 09:00:37 PM
Incredible.  :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 05, 2012, 09:00:42 PM
STORY HIGHLIGHTS

    The Wii U is a solid accessory that will bring a fresh new element to Nintendo gaming
    Nintendo still hasn't announced a specific launch date or a price for the controller
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 09:01:03 PM
:lol ouch

yeah, name change might have been a good idea, there
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Vertigo on June 05, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
No surprise that has happened. Nintendo in it's insistence of pushing the controller to the front means the console itself has been practically hidden away.  :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: tiesto on June 05, 2012, 09:12:16 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/wiiu_newmariou_3_scrnrqil5.jpg)

OK well that does look pretty cool...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Damian79 on June 05, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
So apprently some surprises at the dev roundtable.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2012, 09:20:15 PM
So apprently some surprises at the dev roundtable.

Such as?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 09:22:26 PM
So apprently some surprises at the dev roundtable.

Such as?
this is not how surprises work
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 05, 2012, 09:26:37 PM
OK well that does look pretty cool...

How so?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 09:27:31 PM
So apprently some surprises at the dev roundtable.

The fact they have some developers showing up
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 09:31:21 PM
http://live.theverge.com/e3-2012-nintendo-wii-u-developer-discussion/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

If anyone cares about the round table. They are just showing stupid Nintendoland now.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 05, 2012, 09:45:44 PM
I think the Wii U showing was better than the Wii back in E3 2006.  Then again, you really can't fall off the ground so anything would be an improvement.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 05, 2012, 09:46:40 PM
OK well that does look pretty cool...

How so?

Dude, starry night level!  That's pretty badass methinks.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 05, 2012, 09:48:49 PM
Well this was somewhat funny

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06:45:09 PM PDT
Take that, NeoGAF!
06:44:58 PM PDT
"I'd like to have a system in place where you talk to someone about a game, and you know it's a game that they've played."
06:44:45 PM PDT
They're talking a lot about sharing information with people you meet in the game. "I know on the Internet there are plenty of message boards, but I hate when people go onto message boards and complain about games they've never played."
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 10:05:20 PM
Then again, you really can't fall off the ground

:lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 05, 2012, 10:06:49 PM
the asymmetric multi in NSMBU sounds kind of cool if implemented well

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One player is playing as Mario on the TV, while Trinnen uses the GamePad to create extra platforms in the game world.

The platforms he creates only last for a few moments, so the two players need to be very in sync.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2012, 10:15:45 PM
(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ow2swd33rtqjpg/original.jpg) lolololololol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 10:17:43 PM
what game is that?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Damian79 on June 05, 2012, 10:33:08 PM
Fucking Reggie, i was hoping for some surprises.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 10:33:39 PM
lol 90 mins on nintendoland, mario, and question dodging
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 05, 2012, 10:35:38 PM
it says to read the OP but the OP is unreadable
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
so is the gpu a 4670 or a 4670m :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 05, 2012, 10:39:47 PM
The very few games on this that look good I just wish were on some other platform that's less of a disaster.  Like Vita.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2012, 10:41:37 PM
the wii u is basically a pc from late '07, or a mid-range gaming laptop from late '09
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2012, 10:43:56 PM
if those leaked specs are true, i just made $100 -and- BEST OF ALL i get to torture a ninthing coworker
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2012, 10:45:11 PM
if those leaked specs are true, i just made $100 -and- BEST OF ALL i get to torture a ninthing coworker

leave maf alloonneeee
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 05, 2012, 10:46:01 PM
so is the gpu a 4670 or a 4670m :lol

I wish someone would leak it :(
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 05, 2012, 10:58:54 PM
nom nom nom

According to them, ZombiU is da shit:

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You guys are fucking nuts, looks way better than any FPS for current consoles.

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)

:lol add to emoticons plz

Seconded
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 05, 2012, 11:16:52 PM
the wii u is basically a pc from late '07, or a mid-range gaming laptop from late '09

Oh yeah, well, show me a PC from late '07 that can play Nintendo Land.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 11:23:31 PM
Oh yeah, well, show me a PC from late '07 that can play Nintendo Land.
When will they update Dolphin?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 11:24:16 PM
wagglin' morphed into scrabblin'

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 05, 2012, 11:27:04 PM
When will they update Dolphin?

While they can probably emulate the tech, I don't envy the the programmer who embarks on emulating the whimsy.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2012, 11:32:32 PM
True story.

I bought a homeless guy a sandwich today and I mentioned I wanted to get back for 12 because there was a Nintendo conference.

His only question was "Are they still fucking gay?"

So even a man who cherishes a garbage bag without holes to protect his garments, considers Nintendo "Fucking Gay".

And what did you say?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2012, 11:33:43 PM
kiss me, Hardy
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 11:34:08 PM
Soooo what fallout happened between EA and Nintendo in the last year?  They were front and center on stage last year talking about how they were looking forward to the platform and now they have one laughable choice of a port committed.  None of their sports games, no dead space, no need for speed, no battlefield.  NADA.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 11:34:29 PM
While they can probably emulate the tech, I don't envy the the programmer who embarks on emulating the whimsy.
With the way Dolphin shots get posted on GAF whenever anyone suggests the Wii has graphics the whimsy emulation technology must already be pretty up there.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 11:36:04 PM
Soooo what fallout happened between EA and Nintendo in the last year?  They were front and center on stage last year talking about how they were looking forward to the platform and now they have one laughable choice of a port committed.  None of their sports games, no dead space, no need for speed, no battlefield.  NADA.

i would imagine none of their half-assed shit sold very well on the wii
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 11:37:43 PM
Also, you know what's super sad story bro?  If pikmin 3 had released on wii as originally planned, the only nintendo games in development to launch timely with the wiiu would be wii fit u (expansion pack), nintendoland (not resource hungry), warioware missing the point edition, and nsmbu.  What the fuck is going on where they have so little content to show for.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 11:38:44 PM
evershifting specs up until the last moment, maybe?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 11:39:48 PM
Soooo what fallout happened between EA and Nintendo in the last year?  They were front and center on stage last year talking about how they were looking forward to the platform and now they have one laughable choice of a port committed.  None of their sports games, no dead space, no need for speed, no battlefield.  NADA.

i would imagine none of their half-assed shit sold very well on the wii

But that would have been true before last year when ea president came out on stage and talked the console up.  For the record stuff like boomblox and the tiger woods games did well on wii. 

There's also the question of activision and CoD, but Treyarch reps have strongly hinted at blops 2 appearing on wiiU already, so I'm not too worried.

edit: For whatever reason Warner Bros is at least trying to establish themselves on the system though.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 11:42:13 PM
i dunno, then

ea games on wii always struck me as bare minimum efforts (with a couple of exceptions, that rail mode in MOH Heroes 2 was a blast), at least activision put a little behind their CoD ports (online worked really well in World at War, never played any of the others)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 11:42:14 PM
I would say that the lack of Nintendo first party on Wii U so far is due to them struggling to adapt to HD development, but then again it's not like some of these smucks have been making games on Wii and 3DS recently.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 05, 2012, 11:43:43 PM
No black wii u at launch :'(

wait I wasn't going to get it at launch

Soooo what fallout happened between EA and Nintendo in the last year?  They were front and center on stage last year talking about how they were looking forward to the platform and now they have one laughable choice of a port committed.  None of their sports games, no dead space, no need for speed, no battlefield.  NADA.

EA probably wanted Origin, online passes, and its business all up in the Wii U.  Not compatible with wara wara.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 05, 2012, 11:44:42 PM
^ ah, sounds like the most likely scenario, they held out on MS until MS finally caved
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2012, 11:45:28 PM
at least activision put a little behind their CoD ports (online worked really well in World at War, never played any of the others)
All of them worked pretty well online, Treyarch even went through the trouble of figuring out how to patch the games. I think Blops Wii had 20+ patches or something crazy.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 05, 2012, 11:45:35 PM
I never understood why it took EA so long to make an NHL game on Wii. That shit seemed like a natural fit, but IIRC their first (and last) NHL game for Wii launched in like 2010. Wii already peaked by then.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 11:46:30 PM
Wii games have shown to have really good assets that hold up under the hd emulation of dolphin though.  Again, it looks like they are just being plain lazy or slow moving, and basically have chosen to ignore the negligence issues that cut the wii short and gave the 3ds a hard time to establish itself.   

I'm still going to buy it because I've seen at least 5 things I want to play, but it is all very disconcerting.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 11:48:04 PM
No black wii u at launch :'(

wait I wasn't going to get it at launch

Soooo what fallout happened between EA and Nintendo in the last year?  They were front and center on stage last year talking about how they were looking forward to the platform and now they have one laughable choice of a port committed.  None of their sports games, no dead space, no need for speed, no battlefield.  NADA.

EA probably wanted Origin, online passes, and they're business all up in the Wii U.  Not compatible with wara wara.

This actually sounds plausible.  And in the light I'm not too bummed. It would be cool if Nintendo basically told publishers not to pull this shit on their console. Hopefully they can manage.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2012, 11:53:11 PM
I'm guessing Nintendo wants the spotlight on Aliens Colonial Marinez
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 05, 2012, 11:54:54 PM
Sure oscar, but dont they usually have things to show for that will eventually come out within the first two years of the system?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 05, 2012, 11:56:39 PM
I think the Wii U showing was better than the Wii back in E3 2006. 

I don't know.  At least Wii had Wii Sports back in 2006 as a proof of concept.  People could get excited about that.  Wii U has......uh.....a re-skinned Pac-Man Vs?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 06, 2012, 12:00:39 AM
Wii had metroid prime 3 and mario galaxy at its coming out party and in general had a good novelty feel going for it.  Also smash brawl got unveiled in its own miniconference thing.  So yeah, 06 was pretty hype.

edit: Oh and a real warioware game was being showed off too. 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2012, 12:01:13 AM
I don't know.  At least Wii had Wii Sports back in 2006 as a proof of concept.
Plus:
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Upcoming games announced for the Wii included The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Super Mario Galaxy, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Dragon Quest Swords: The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, Red Steel, Disaster: Day of Crisis, Project H.A.M.M.E.R., and Excite Truck.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 06, 2012, 12:02:21 AM
Lots of Video Game: Title With a Subtitle in that list.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 06, 2012, 12:03:16 AM
Because when games enter their teen iterations it starts to look silly?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 12:04:25 AM
ya, its the lack of upcoming games that worries me most.  If nintendo's own games are that far down the line then next year will be a bust as well.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 12:06:20 AM
Next year is bad for Nintendo because they'll certainly be competing against new Sony and Microsoft hardware that'll likely blow them out of the water in terms of visual might.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 12:08:46 AM
are we still expecting those next year when neither was shown this year.  usually its first e3 revel, second demos and launch that November
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 06, 2012, 12:09:06 AM
Well... I hope they have something for 3DS conference, at least.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2012, 12:10:19 AM
The weird thing is that they didn't even need to show much of anything, look at how much hype that Zelda tech demo got, thing was dissected for months. It's not unreasonable to think that teams are in fact working on standard Nintendo franchises. If they made a minute video to show at the end with a tag like "and here's what's to come" with some shots of a Zelda, 3D Mario and whatever Retro is up to even if 90% of it wound up being BS in the end, the fans would have been crying in joy again and already started camping out.

That's basically what they did with the GameCube didn't they? Luigi's Mansion and Smash Bros were like the only thing that were true games and came out for the first six or nine months or whatever.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 12:12:20 AM
are we still expecting those next year when neither was shown this year.  usually its first e3 revel, second demos and launch that November

I expect both Sony and MS to hold a separate event late this year/early next year to announce their platforms, and then detail them at E3.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 12:13:14 AM
ya, its the lack of upcoming games that worries me most.  If nintendo's own games are that far down the line then next year will be a bust as well.

pretty much

Everything shown is all we know about the system.  Wii teased future releases like Galaxy and Smash and Mario Kart and a whole bunch of games. 

Wii U's known future is: Sakurai just started working on Smash Bros for 3DS and Wii U.  For reference, Kid Icarus 3DS was shown E3 2009 and came out sometime earlier this year.  Smash Brothers Brawl was shown at E3 2006, similarly came out two years later.  If they're not even teasing it, pure conjecture, it's probably two or three years away.  Not to mention all of Nintendo's teams are working on new hardware for the first time in years.

Same problem Vita has, except at least with Nintendo you know there are reliable studios making games.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2012, 01:51:59 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477213
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But when you start reading about the new games and start watching them and hearing about them, it's actually pretty exciting. And given all these games will be launch or launch window titles, it's actually set up a really nice potential lineup for the system on Day 1.

NSMBWii is destined to be fantastic, it's a 2D Mario game after all. It's hard to doubt Nintendo after the brilliance that was NSMBWii.

Pikmin 3 likewise. There's virtually no doubt that it'll be excellent. We have no reason to doubt Nintendo on this either.

ZombiU looks genuinely unique for a zombie game and a really good survival horror experience. Seriously, read more about it because it appears to be far from a tech demo. I still think it could end up disappointing, but so far the signs look pretty good.

Rayman Legends seems to be an exclusive. Origins was fantastic and this doesn't appear to be any different.

And P-100 just looks wonderful. Super stylized, crazy as shit and a really novel concept.

In fact, that's what I love about all these games. In the midst of an E3 where it seems every second game is a third/first person shooter with set-pieces galore, it's nice to see stuff that's unique and different. None of the above games are alike, except for Mario and Rayman (but let's be honest, you can never have too many platformers). And two of them are new IPs as well, which is always nice to see.

And right there is five potential must-have games for the system, and all maybe from Day 1. Of course, your tastes could differ from mine and you might not regard some of those games as highly, but there's still some real variety there. Most launches only have one or two must-owns. Some (3DS) don't even have any.

And they're all exclusives as well.
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Yes, it's amazing - it's just that people are reacting negatively (as they should) to the rather underwhelming Nintendo conference. If that never existed, there'd be more hype.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2012, 01:56:19 AM
... people are actually praising/spinning/defending this shit.

That fat fuck Reggie could go toilet on these ppl's faces and they would eat that crap up
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2012, 01:57:50 AM
nom nom nom

According to them, ZombiU is da shit:

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You guys are fucking nuts, looks way better than any FPS for current consoles.

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)

:lol add to emoticons plz

Seconded

thirded, :rabidfanboyspin would be appropriate, or just :rabid
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 06, 2012, 02:09:58 AM
... people are actually praising/spinning/defending this shit.

That fat fuck Reggie could go toilet on these ppl's faces and they would eat that crap up
He has been for several years now, and yes the kids have been chowin' down. :poop
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 02:11:35 AM
Well in all fairness, Pikmin looked great, Kamiya's game looks cool, Rayman will be at least as good as origins (i.e. good), NSMBWiiU I'm indifferent about but will certainly be the best/system seller, and the jury is still out on the ZombiU game (80% sure it'll end up being shit though). It's the not the worst, and there's some variety. We obviously have the ports and the Lego too as well.

But it could have been much, much better, as there are missing notable games Ninthings were looking forward too. And the conference, oh god the conference, was a total shit. The self-awareness and whimsy oversaturation did nothing but make me cringe and deflate my excitement.

That being said, desperate thread is desperate. The existence of that thread is a testament that things went wrong.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 06, 2012, 02:22:32 AM
Here's the thing- I honestly think that the NSMB game could be fun with multiple players n shit. 

But it's not a $60 game.  It's not a $50 game.  I could probably see paying $30 for it, but it's honestly probably only worth $20.  There are too many quality options for any genre of gaming that are readily, cheaply and yes LEGALLY available on the pc to even pretend that consoles are fucking worth it anymore.  I don't think this is an industry in it's dying throes- videogames won't go away, even though it seems like the people making the decisions want to sell us everything except a fucking game.  But the business model of a stand-alone console/delivery vector for this kind of entertainment is over, it's just taking everyone too long to figure it out.  See everybody in 5 years when they have a clue, this is the last gen and that ain't a bad thing.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Oblivion on June 06, 2012, 02:35:38 AM
I just came back from E3, and I want to give my impressions on the game.

I'll save some time by saying I was really impressed. I know we saw the new trailer with improved backgrounds and such, but you all really need to see the game up close in motion to fully appreciate the difference. The animation is considerably improved and everything feels amazingly smooth. I don't know if the Wii U is capable of AA, but there was no aliasing whatsoever on the demo I played. One of the biggest problems with NSMB: Wii (which I suppose, to be fair, can be said about most Wii games) was that it amazingly jaggy, which made an already not really impressive looking game look even less pleasing. But NSMB: Wii U doesn't have that problem thankfully and looks all the better for it. While the NSMB games are obviously the base, the game has so many improvements in so many different areas that it almost feels like a completely different game.

As for the gameplay, the physics and controls are, unfortunately a lot closer to NSMB: Wii than the graphics were. The only new things so far are the squirrel suit, which is actually cooler than I thought it'd be, and the baby yoshis. The squirrel suit functions as basically the cape and raccoon did in SMW and SMB3, when it comes to slowly gliding down. It also gives Mario the ability to stick on walls for a few seconds. Baby Yoshi isn't particularly interesting. You can inflate him by shaking the Wii control, and he serves essentially the same purpose that the propeller suit had (except you can shake the control several times before he runs out of air). Fairly meh but whatever.

But overall, I'm SIGNIFICANTLY more excited over this than I was before today. Game's gonna be fucking AWESOME.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2012, 02:52:16 AM
pixel counters verdict

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Pikmin3, Lego city, New SMBU, WiiFitU, Game&Wario, Nintendo land, Avengers, Tank Tank!, Project P-100
all are 720p no AA

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tekken tag 2 WII-U

hm... that is definitely 1024x720 no AA

edit:oops, looks like one of the shots goes under (way under... ~810x560... hard to tell exactly). Guess it's dynamic.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2012, 02:58:00 AM
pixel counters still alive?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 02:59:12 AM
they never die
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Oblivion on June 06, 2012, 03:12:13 AM
As for how powerful the Wii U appears to be? Well, I saw Assassin's Creed, Arkham Asylum, and Ninja Gaiden, and they all SEEMED about as good as what you'd expect on the 360/PS3, except that AC was REALLY choppy.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2012, 03:15:03 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477213
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But when you start reading about the new games and start watching them and hearing about them, it's actually pretty exciting. And given all these games will be launch or launch window titles, it's actually set up a really nice potential lineup for the system on Day 1.

NSMBWii is destined to be fantastic, it's a 2D Mario game after all. It's hard to doubt Nintendo after the brilliance that was NSMBWii.

Pikmin 3 likewise. There's virtually no doubt that it'll be excellent. We have no reason to doubt Nintendo on this either.

ZombiU looks genuinely unique for a zombie game and a really good survival horror experience. Seriously, read more about it because it appears to be far from a tech demo. I still think it could end up disappointing, but so far the signs look pretty good.

Rayman Legends seems to be an exclusive. Origins was fantastic and this doesn't appear to be any different.

And P-100 just looks wonderful. Super stylized, crazy as shit and a really novel concept.

In fact, that's what I love about all these games. In the midst of an E3 where it seems every second game is a third/first person shooter with set-pieces galore, it's nice to see stuff that's unique and different. None of the above games are alike, except for Mario and Rayman (but let's be honest, you can never have too many platformers). And two of them are new IPs as well, which is always nice to see.

And right there is five potential must-have games for the system, and all maybe from Day 1. Of course, your tastes could differ from mine and you might not regard some of those games as highly, but there's still some real variety there. Most launches only have one or two must-owns. Some (3DS) don't even have any.

And they're all exclusives as well.
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Yes, it's amazing - it's just that people are reacting negatively (as they should) to the rather underwhelming Nintendo conference. If that never existed, there'd be more hype.

I am pretty sure Alkaline thought Metroid Other M was awesome, so you have to realize that, in his case, standards were met and likely exceeded.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 03:23:24 AM
His gaming tastes notwithstanding, Alkaline is not a good poster, period. He mad and has much feel 90% of the time.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 06, 2012, 04:23:02 AM
ZombiU actually has an interesting mechanical base to work from.  It just suffers from looking amateur hour and Im not convinced they can spread the interesting mechanics out over an an entire acceptable length of time. 

edit:  I'm guessing achievements was a bunk rumor then?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 06, 2012, 04:34:01 AM
How do pixel counters work their magic on compressed b-roll? Never cease to amaze
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2012, 04:42:45 AM
good eye,1080p TV and lots of experience
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 06, 2012, 05:01:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmw4dIdiMw

want the Wii U now  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 06, 2012, 06:10:52 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Timber on June 06, 2012, 06:31:48 AM
 :heartbeat dad :heartbeat
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 06, 2012, 06:56:50 AM
e3 redeemed
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2012, 07:12:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBZF6qTsTWw
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: T-Short on June 06, 2012, 07:20:17 AM
ZombiU gameplay:
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-2012-zombiu/731417 (http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-2012-zombiu/731417)

Doesn't look as bad as I thought technically. But tunneled area, keycards, monster closets (literally), not very inspired.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:11:38 AM
GEOFF BATMAN ISN'T THE SAME THERE'S NEW EXCLUSIVE COWLS RECEPTION HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY POSITIVE NITENDOLAND IS NEW WII SPORTS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izlnLgxgmJY
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:16:39 AM
I love Reggie. I hate Nintendo fans but I love Reggie.

Yes, I love PR figure heads who purposely keep already localized games out of my country.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 09:29:44 AM
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2012, 09:32:26 AM
What the fuck was he doing with the maxipad when he made that face
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 09:33:50 AM
What the fuck was he doing with the maxipad when he made that face

you can use the camera to map a zombie face on yourself in that zombiu game

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2012, 09:35:18 AM
What the fuck was he doing with the maxipad when he made that face

you can use the camera to map a zombie face on yourself in that zombiu game

Lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:35:33 AM
What the fuck was he doing with the maxipad when he made that face

(http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/9t4muw.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:37:33 AM
Still I will never understand people who are hyped for and will be buying Batman or ME3 on the Wii U. Yeah it looked cool with new control scheme but it's the same damn game. There's not even an exclusive DLC or something.

Waste of 60 bucks.

Borys, Borys, Borys what are you talking about. The team at WB have been working very hard at providing new content. Sure it takes place in Arkham, and the characters are all the same but there's exclusive suits and cowls!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 06, 2012, 09:37:44 AM
3DS conference tonight at 9pm EST.... if anyone wants to watch with me <3
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2012, 09:38:26 AM
I hope they announce the redesign... 3DS looking very very tempting to me lately.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:43:43 AM
I'm kind of expecting Final Fantasy Type-0 to be announced for 3DS tonight.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 09:50:33 AM
3DS conference tonight at 9pm EST.... if anyone wants to watch with me <3

I will, demi-kun.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 09:51:48 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477213

P-100 does look great.  Pikmin 3 looks great too.  NSMBU looks surprisingly good compared to the 3DS one, but I might already be burnt out on that specific type of Mario game.  It's not a crazy notion when its following the 3DS with big Nintendo launch game: Steel Diver.

And a lot of people made up their minds way before E3.  Who's going to get a PS3/360/PC now after avoiding them for six years for Nintendo? so that it's more like a "help me validate my opinion" thread.

ZombiU sounded good when I heard of the concept but the videos I've seen are pretty shoddy.  It's probably still early assuming Killer Clowns was scrapped after last E3 and it's been under a year in development.  The 'gameplay' trailer Ubi showed at Nintendo's conference was all fake gameplay CG.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 09:53:46 AM
Killer Freaks IS ZombiU. Ubisoft confirmed that at their presser that the dev team decided to change it up. Reportedly the game's had an awful development cycle so far with staff bouncing everywhere.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 06, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
I hope they announce the redesign... 3DS looking very very tempting to me lately.

I'm getting one regardless of announcement. Vita is dead, and WiiU is a Pikmin machine. No next-gen in sight. Fuck it, 3DS wins.

Just in time for Kingdom Hearts~
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Fifstar on June 06, 2012, 10:22:05 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477213

Pikmin 3 looks great too.

Does it really? I'm not doubting that it will be a competent game gameplay wise, but it's looks very similar to the original games and is imo graphically a disappointment.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 06, 2012, 10:28:13 AM
3DS conference tonight at 9pm EST.... if anyone wants to watch with me <3

I will, demi-kun.

You are too good to me chubby hubby.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 10:31:40 AM
Like in 10 hours, lol.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2012, 10:45:54 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477213

Pikmin 3 looks great too.

Does it really? I'm not doubting that it will be a competent game gameplay wise, but it's looks very similar to the original games and is imo graphically a disappointment.

I don't care much about the graphics.  For gameplay it's unclear what they're adding, but it seemed like even more commanders, similar to Pikmin 2.  I'm judging on the basis of "Pikmin 1&2 were good."  Most important is the potential online for multiplayer.  If they came out and said local multiplayer only, I wouldn't be nearly as interested.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2012, 11:00:31 AM
The whole ZombiU dick sucking is mind boggling, at least for a non-ntard like myself.  If it was graphically impressive and going beyond what's out there I could understand but it's not.  Not at all.  It looks decidedly average, and the gameplay sounds decidedly average.   Ubi releases this anywhere else and it'd end up completely forgotten.

You've got seemingly infinitely more interesting stuff coming out around the same time as this warmed over turd like Sleeping Dogs, Dishonored, Halo 4, Resident Evil 6,  etc. but ZombiU is getting all this attention because it's the only turkey in an empty shop.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 06, 2012, 11:24:38 AM
The whole ZombiU dick sucking is mind boggling, at least for a non-ntard like myself.  If it was graphically impressive and going beyond what's out there I could understand but it's not.  Not at all.  It looks decidedly average, and the gameplay sounds decidedly average.   Ubi releases this anywhere else and it'd end up completely forgotten.

You've got seemingly infinitely more interesting stuff coming out around the same time as this warmed over turd like Sleeping Dogs, Dishonored, Halo 4, Resident Evil 6,  etc. but ZombiU is getting all this attention because it's the only turkey in an empty shop.

Sounds like the Conduit/Heavenly Sword effect.

Lets see if it ends the same way (game being a pile of shit they start to ignore afterwards like nothing happened)


As for the 3DS event just announce MH3G english version and i'm there with it and Kingdom Hearts
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2012, 11:51:04 AM
ZombiU(Killer Freaks) was initially supposed to be a 360 game,i think.

So yeah...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on June 06, 2012, 12:14:31 PM
not for nothing, but Silent Scope would work pretty damn well on the Wii U.  But only rail shooter nerds like me would consider that a killer app.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 06, 2012, 01:20:29 PM
No fucking way

David Gibson ‏@gibbogame

Friendcodes- not completely eliminated, will still exist in some form but making friends much easier
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 06, 2012, 01:30:52 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaa, i knew they were going to do friend codes again.  Basically expect the exact same setup as it is on 3ds.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2012, 01:40:30 PM
Is there any way Nintendo could make this thing even more unappealing?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2012, 01:42:06 PM
What was the reasoning behind Friend Codes? Was it to prevent online stalkers and pedophiles or something? It just seems so incredibly backwards.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 06, 2012, 01:43:16 PM
Was it to prevent online stalkers and pedophiles or something?

Gotta protect the kids
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bork on June 06, 2012, 01:49:46 PM
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Game-Gear-Handheld.jpg/250px-Game-Gear-Handheld.jpg)
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 01:54:33 PM
I hope they announce the redesign... 3DS looking very very tempting to me lately.

I'm getting one regardless of announcement. Vita is dead, and WiiU is a Pikmin machine. No next-gen in sight. Fuck it, 3DS wins.

Just in time for Kingdom Hearts~

Ma boi :hump
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 01:55:42 PM
(http://h12.abload.de/img/0177_wfu9f.gif)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Game-Gear-Handheld.jpg/250px-Game-Gear-Handheld.jpg)

i thought this very thing
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 06, 2012, 01:55:52 PM
ZombieU  = red steel

Everyone knows this.
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 01:56:55 PM
No fucking way

David Gibson ‏@gibbogame

Friendcodes- not completely eliminated, will still exist in some form but making friends much easier

God fucking dammit.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2012, 01:59:23 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477290

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Won't competer with msft or others for exclusive franchise support, want to take advantage of 190m WiiMote/45m Balance Board installed base
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 06, 2012, 02:02:00 PM
Yeah, let's go after the market that has no brand loyalty and will probably stick to iOS if not Kinect.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2012, 02:04:51 PM
Well,that audience made them rich as fuck so another shot is pretty logical thing to do.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 06, 2012, 02:08:20 PM
Maybe. But I think a lot of the stuff they built up over the years (non-games) have found a perfect home on iOS and there is nothing Nintendo can do to get them back. We'll see.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 06, 2012, 02:10:27 PM
I've read other reports that say friend codes are gone
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2012, 02:10:46 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477290

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Won't competer with msft or others for exclusive franchise support, want to take advantage of 190m WiiMote/45m Balance Board installed base

They sold 45 Million copies of Wiifit?  :usacry
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2012, 02:19:57 PM
We were given wiifit and no one uses it here.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2012, 02:20:09 PM
I'd bet money that this doesn't sell half of what the Wii sold, or a third. I think that market/ship sailed...to Apple. A tablet alone isn't going to win them back. Nintendo struck gold with a fickle audience initially but should have learned their lesson when said audience completely disappeared over the last couple years. Meanwhile the 360 sold like gangbusters due to satisfying a core audience that is always there, and actually buys games yearly.

Appeasing these players with months old ports isn't going to work. And apparently the incentive is basically free horse armor? Has Nintendo been in a cave over the last 5 years?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2012, 02:21:18 PM
Has Nintendo been in a cave over the last 5 years?

yes
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2012, 02:28:00 PM
Need to put a one in front of that five.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2012, 03:31:52 PM
Suicide before you get to page 30.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 03:37:08 PM
Yeah, them expecting people to keep Wiimotes, and all that old shit handy is a bad idea. But right now the entire Wii U platform seems like a bad idea.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2012, 03:39:44 PM
I actually like that.  It takes $50 off the entry price.  I hope the next xbox uses a 360 controller.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2012, 04:45:15 PM
Wait a minute, there are people out there who are actually hyped about Zombii-U?

Red Steel I could almost understand, with the bullshots released before everybody knew what Wii graphics would end up looking like, but this? Wow...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 06, 2012, 04:54:16 PM
Wait a minute, there are people out there who are actually hyped about Zombii-U?

Red Steel I could almost understand, with the bullshots released before everybody knew what Wii graphics would end up looking like, but this? Wow...

ZOMBU is like the only original ip from a 3rd party and it's rated M. Ntards will flock to that shit regardless of quality.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2012, 04:57:23 PM
ZOMBU is like the only original ip from a 3rd party and it's rated M. Ntards will flock to that shit regardless of quality.
Plus it's EXCLUSSSSSIIVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE*!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 05:02:46 PM
anyone watching the 3ds thing tonight? might as well see where all the cancelled vita games are going! might even get a bigger screen to accentuate the ugly!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 06, 2012, 05:44:03 PM
it's actualy zombiu
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2012, 05:44:24 PM
Is it really called ZOMBU and not Zombie U?
Neither,
(http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/300391_S/zombi-u-has-been-announced.jpg)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 05:49:34 PM
So Nintendoland, NSMBU, and Pikmin 3 may ship running at 720p.

Bwahahahahahahaahahaha none of these games are technical beasts how are they not running 1080p
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 06, 2012, 06:25:43 PM
Borys, I thought you were EXCITED!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2012, 06:29:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADtgmnJUSA&list=UUBrivfeP0AhJrHsdgA6i87A&index=6&feature=plcp

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2012, 06:38:10 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 06, 2012, 06:38:17 PM
So Pikmin 3 (which looks worse than Pikmin 2 on Dolphin) running @ 60 fps means this to nfags:

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There are very very few games on the 360 and PS3 that run at 60 frames per second at 1280x720 res, so this is a step up from current consoles.

I have NO WORDS.

I'm really baffled at the reactions that seem to think that this is somehow a good thing. I mean, I get that not everyone is a tech geek that even gives a shit about high resolution and fancy graphics. But, if that's where you fall, this news should just be met with a shrug of shoulder and an "eh, looks good to me."

If you actually care about hardware, I don't understand how you can interpret this as good news.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 07:12:55 PM
So apparently no Wii U games were running AA at E3. It just doesn't stop with this platform.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 06, 2012, 07:18:36 PM
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An E3 Poem

Another human being who will never get laid

MORE CHICKS FOR ME
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 07:19:17 PM
Wow, Takao, I had no idea you were über ready to cast this many hateful stones. I guess MonHan selling 1.5+ million copies really got to you.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 06, 2012, 07:20:29 PM
Nintendo's thing is to make shitty low tech consoles now portable and otherwise. WiiU having remotely worthwhile specs was wishful thinking which clearly hasn't come true.
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 07:22:05 PM
Anyhow, I'd love to stay and watch the 3DS conference, but I'll be in a party by the time it starts. Would someone please text if anything noteworthy is announced?

/Willco 120 pounds ago
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 06, 2012, 07:25:21 PM
Wow, Takao, I had no idea you were über ready to cast this many stones. I guess MonHan selling 1.5+ million copies really got to you.

While Nintendo's not #1 in my heart I'm just completely amazed at what's going on at E3. Nintendo were given a second chance to wow people after the debacle at the last E3 where a whole lot of nothing was announced, and they've fumbled it big time. Iwata said they've been working on Wii U since 2008, and this is the best they come up with?
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 06, 2012, 07:30:44 PM
Well as long as your behavior is out of genuine concern.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2012, 07:33:08 PM
Anyhow, I'd love to stay and watch the 3DS conference, but I'll be in a party by the time it starts. Would someone please text if anything noteworthy is announced?

/Willco 120 pounds ago

sounds exactly like his twitter account
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2012, 07:38:27 PM
Well as long as your behavior is out of genuine concern.

(http://i.imgur.com/2kCjh.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2012, 10:00:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NADtgmnJUSA&list=UUBrivfeP0AhJrHsdgA6i87A&index=6&feature=plcp

(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll6/tomi_kk/The%20Smileys/mood_hyper.gif)

EMOTE THIS PAPANGU
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: originalz on June 07, 2012, 02:17:23 AM
Wait, so Friend Codes are back?  Wonder if you can connect your 3DS to it so it uses the same code.

Wasn't there some asshole from IGN swearing up and down that friend codes were gone?  Like, he said that he was willing to bet his career on it?  Wonder what he's saying now?  Not that there's any consequences I guess, love that gaming "journalism"!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2012, 06:22:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81GJDhkAWv4

Look at WiiU Controller

Look at WiiU Controller

Look at WiiU Controller

Look at WiiU Controller
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 07, 2012, 06:52:26 AM
 :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz ombies
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2012, 07:53:29 AM
nintendo please dip into your entertainment wonderwell, look at what sony did on their star stage
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2012, 07:56:02 AM
on topic:

SMB1 & 3 are classics. So are SM Sunshine, SMG, and NSMB. For the last 6 years Mario has been nothing but NSMB1 DS rehashes. Seriously. Would it kill them to do something else.

A new Mario RPG would be great, Super Paper Mario 1000 Year Door was off the hook.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2012, 07:59:13 AM
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-ubi-considers-zombiu-for-smartglass-vita/097602

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Ubisoft's survivial horror game ZombiU is a key launch game for Wii U, but the publisher isn't ruling out the idea of bringing it to other platforms.

Speaking to IGN, a Ubisoft exec said the game could potentially be ported to Mcirosoft's new Xbox SmartGlass technology or the cross-play between Sony's PS3 and Vita.

But such a conversion wouldn't occur until well into 2013, and only if it holds true to ZombiU's original concept.

"ZombiU at its core was designed to be a great Wii U game and in order to make that work on other platforms, they would have to change a lot of what makes the game cool," said senior vice president of sales and marketing Tony Key.

"And I'm not saying that can't be done, but not in the next six months, you know?"

Key added that Ubisoft has considered bringing Wii launch title Red Steel to other platforms, but could not do so without losing the core appeal of the game: the motion controls.

However, the similarities between the Wii U GamePad and the multi-screen technologies on Xbox and PlayStation means Ubisoft will have more opportunities to bring its Nintendo exclusives to other platforms.

"There's definitely going to be knowledge that we gain from developing for Wii U that we'll be able to transfer not only to SmartGlass technology but to also to even the cross-talk on PlayStation 3 and Vita," said Key.

So it's a timed exclusive then.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2012, 08:04:32 AM
lololololol,

bring it out on XBLA and 10k players will play it for gamerscore
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2012, 08:17:06 AM
as other people have said, it's Red Steel part deux. Massive hype for Ubisoft development hell launch exclusive, it comes out, stinks, nspinners forget it about the next day.

It has nothing to do with Left 4 Dead, which is a high octane co-op survival shooter.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 09:02:05 AM
i'll say this, looks like they nailed the streaming on the tablet, none of the games appear to be lagging at all
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2012, 09:08:21 AM
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 09:09:33 AM
*no sharp objects allowed in cubicle
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2012, 09:11:03 AM
approved
approved
watchlist
andrex
approved
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Vertigo on June 07, 2012, 09:23:33 AM
First time seeing more than a couple of seconds of that ZombiU game, man does that look boring as hell. Constant checking of items on screen what an annoyance.

I like the idea of one life but it just looks tedious.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2012, 09:33:32 AM
So Pikmin 3 (which looks worse than Pikmin 2 on Dolphin) running @ 60 fps means this to nfags:

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There are very very few games on the 360 and PS3 that run at 60 frames per second at 1280x720 res, so this is a step up from current consoles.

I have NO WORDS.

People that played it claim otherwise

Pikmin 3...30 fps
NSMBU...60 fps
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 07, 2012, 09:53:29 AM
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.

I just don't get these people.  30 minute delay?  Hiring people to moderate messages?  Why not just employ a fucking filter and eliminate the delay?

Nintendo sucks.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2012, 09:59:22 AM
I'm surprised I still haven't seen a penis photoshopped into that reggie gif
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 07, 2012, 11:39:49 AM
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.

That's fucking incredible.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 07, 2012, 11:42:53 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477446 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477446)

Damage Control starts

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Even if, as some have said, the Wii U is only “as powerful” or “slightly more powerful than” current-gen systems, I don’t see the problem. I never hear anyone complain that iPad games don’t look as good as PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 ones, for instance, or that PC games — now crunched by more than half-a-decade more powerful hardware than either the Xbox 360 or PS3 — are in any way superior because their visuals are more advanced.
 
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 11:43:47 AM
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.

I was wondering how they were going to get around people posting spoilers (i.e. dicks).
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 07, 2012, 11:48:11 AM
he's never heard someone argue that PC games are superior? ;)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 11:52:52 AM
Sounds like a typical console dirtperson.

"It does 720p and 30fps, w-what more do you want?!"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 07, 2012, 11:59:34 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38642348&postcount=153 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38642348&postcount=153)

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it's like a nintendling sleeper cell which silently nestled itself in to a prestigious position finally got the signal. or maybe he was just drunk all week and sourced his commentary from #nintengaf logs.
 
 i appreciate the 1080p own-goal, though.
Thank you E3 for providing me with this lovely aftermath to enjoy from my sickbed :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 12:13:08 PM
he's half-right.  folks like my fiance and her kids don't really give that much of a shit about graphics capabilities, a game is either "awesome" or trade material. up until christmas they only had a wii, and even now that they have a ps3 (:teehee graphics) they still retain that opinion.

- but -

nintendo is totally trying to capture some of that other market now, and doing it in the usual halfassed shrugging way. and those folks, those are the ones who complain about subpar graphics and make comparisons all the time.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 12:14:27 PM
p.s. zombiu looks like a 2007 pc game on low settings :teehee
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 07, 2012, 12:14:54 PM
http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/e3-2012-miiverse-messages-will-be-moderated-delayed/097615

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Messages posted no Nintendo’s new social media Miiverse could face a delay of around 30 minutes before appearing online.

President Satoru Iwata has said that the company will employ people, or “human resources” as he describes them, to actively moderate messages posted to the network.

What a job to have.

How do I apply?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2012, 12:16:35 PM
Shots fired :gun

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Having seen Nintendo unveil the final version of the device at E3 this week, Molyneux expressed concern that having to repeatedly shift between looking at the GamePad and looking at the TV will be too demanding.

"I am not really decided about Wii U," he told Eurogamer's German cousins Games Industry Germany. "I watch people playing and they sometimes seem to be confused about which screen they should look at when they play with the tablet.

"I also feel that monitoring both screens turns out to be a bit demanding, as some games make it necessary to change your view from time to time between both screens."

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Yusuf Mehdi, chief marketing officer for Microsoft's game business, echoed Molyneux's sentiment.

"One of the things that's interesting is, when you're playing a quick, real-time twitch game, how much can you look up and down between the screens?" he asked in an interview with GamesBeat.

"That's an interesting question. We've put a huge amount of design into how we do our controllers to understand user experience, and there's a lot in there that I think.. This controller has a lot of science behind it, about why it works great for different types of gaming."

"I believe this approach is actually better because what we're doing is embracing it as truly a supporting screen," he said. "Not as the thing you should be looking at. Therefore, it needs to light up, it needs to notify you, it needs to actually provide content that's relevant in that example.

"So I feel pretty good about that. I certainly don't think there are any latency issues there. You can use any device for control, for tabbing, for browsing, for watching movies. It's got a richer platform for things."

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-06-07-microsoft-molyneux-question-wii-u-gamepad

I wish Andy was here,why did you people chase him away? :'(
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 12:23:20 PM
sorry, totally not defending wii u or anything, but "you don't HAVE to look down at OUR second screen" is such a load of bullshit  - if you don't ever have to look at it, then what's the fucking point? :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Not as thing you should be constantly looking up and down,i guess.PR talk,meh

Something like multi-monitor PC gaming would be the best for games,i think.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 12:36:04 PM
Haha, in that GAF thread people are talking about developers needing more time to unlock the power of the WiiU and how art direction is more important than graphics anyway. It really is the Wii all over again. :lol

And also "Trine 2 looks amazing", $15 XBLA really show off the abilities of the WiiU guys!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 07, 2012, 12:39:31 PM
Haha, in that GAF thread people are talking about developers needing more time to unlock the power of the WiiU and how art direction is more important than graphics anyway. It really is the Wii all over again. :lol

And also "Trine 2 looks amazing", $15 XBLA really show off the abilities of the WiiU guys!

someone should do a new meme,annoying nintendo fan

Art Direction is more important

Goes Gaga over NSMB shitty blue sky
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 07, 2012, 12:43:03 PM
NDF has provided more entertainment the last few months than the video game industry itself.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 12:43:43 PM
Trine 2 is one of the best looking this gen games, Joe. Even on PC.

I've played it on the PC, agreed it does look nice, but it came up in the thread in the context of:

Person A: "Some WiiU games didn't even look as good as 360/PS3 games."

Person B: "Nuh uh, did you see how awesome Trine 2 looked?"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 12:46:49 PM
it was free on ps+ a month or so ago
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 12:52:54 PM
But it's gonna be really awesome on the WiiU, Eel. Better delete some save games to make room on your 8GB internal storage.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 07, 2012, 12:53:02 PM
The Trine 2 reactions kill me.

Where were these people last year when it came out?

I will admit that playing  it with a touch screen could help it though, especially the wizard.  Drawing blocks with a gamepad never felt right.  It really only works well with the mouse.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 12:56:50 PM
yeah, using a stick is kind of awkward for anything like drawing onscreen, that's the one thing it has going for it
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 07, 2012, 12:57:40 PM
The Trine 2 reactions kill me.

Where were these people last year when it came out?

Blissfully ignorant, all hopped up on whimsy and 480p.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 12:57:48 PM
But it's gonna be really awesome on the WiiU, Eel. Better delete some save games to make room on your 8GB internal storage.

are they still gonna call them "blocks?"

trine 2 = 986349864198463471439 blocks required
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2012, 12:58:04 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iTrCcT1sw4IXP.jpg)

360 should easily do that at 1080p 60fps,Rayman Origins(360) is 1080p 60fps

dunno,i blame it on the lack of time,performance problems or they needed to tile and said fuck it
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 12:59:56 PM
they're using underpowered hardware to simultaneously pump to the tv and the tablet screen, any game that makes use of the controller in any meaningful way is gonna be sub-HD and lower fps
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MCD on June 07, 2012, 01:01:57 PM
720p is more fun.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 01:07:15 PM
"This looks so much better than the 360/PS3 version! No way those could do that! Nintendo Power FTW!"

"It's 540p and half the frame rate."

" ::) Pixel-counting graphics whores."
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 01:25:32 PM
Every game is 60wps, though (whimsys per second).
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 07, 2012, 01:41:37 PM
I don't know, I think it's a good thing. Anyone else think that 1080p is just too high definition?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2012, 01:46:11 PM
No.

720p=dirty glasses
1080p=long range clear view
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 07, 2012, 01:51:54 PM
I think Nintendo crunched the numbers. Over 2 million pixels for Pikmin was just too many, and detracts from the whimsy. But 900,000 pixels? Perfect.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 07, 2012, 02:05:33 PM
It's gonna take Nintendo a few years before they figure out how to use shaders.  But who needs shaders when you got good art and 60fps?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 07, 2012, 02:12:40 PM
 Miyamoto doesn't do shaders; he does shades.

:miyamoto
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 07, 2012, 02:29:59 PM
they're using underpowered hardware to simultaneously pump to the tv and the tablet screen, any game that makes use of the controller in any meaningful way is gonna be sub-HD and lower fps

yeah, the system seems a bit more powerful than the PS3/360 but that power isn't really shown in screens.  From the conference video it looked like Arkham City is rendering on both screens.  Same with NSMBU.  It's like the hit 3D games get.  I wonder if playing it on the controller screen alone will bump up frame rate if it's only rendering at whatever low resolution it's at.

Also surprised that Nintendo didn't dump out some quick HD ports to fill out the lineup.  Skyward Sword: Unabashed or something.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 07, 2012, 02:41:43 PM
they're using underpowered hardware to simultaneously pump to the tv and the tablet screen, any game that makes use of the controller in any meaningful way is gonna be sub-HD and lower fps

Also surprised that Nintendo didn't dump out some quick HD ports to fill out the lineup.  Skyward Sword: Unabashed or something.

ya, and then other real HD ports when they figure out how to do 1080p
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 07, 2012, 03:05:52 PM
http://www.siliconera.com/2012/06/07/new-super-mario-bros-2-has-full-co-op-but-no-online/
You play in the same room or not at all! :miyamoto
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 07, 2012, 03:09:22 PM
wtf, that's super embarrassing. 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 07, 2012, 03:12:00 PM
Nintendo is just thinking that your friends won't have a Wii U, so why bother implementing it.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 07, 2012, 03:14:07 PM
Nintendo is just thinking that your friends won't have a Wii U, so why bother implementing it.

This is about the 3DS game, although I won't be surprised when they make the same announcement for the WiiU one.
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 07, 2012, 03:17:21 PM
Every game is 60wps, though (whimsys per second).

:lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 03:37:44 PM
:lol

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 03:38:14 PM
wtf, that's super embarrassing. 

super embarrassing brothers
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 07, 2012, 03:46:06 PM
...

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2012/06/scribwiiu.png)

...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 07, 2012, 03:47:41 PM
Time for Sony and MS to pack it in. #gamechanger
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 07, 2012, 03:51:49 PM
I recall recommending Trine to Andrex when he was looking for Nintendo-like games on the PC. Maybe he'll play it now.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: tiesto on June 07, 2012, 03:52:31 PM
It's gonna take Nintendo a few years before they figure out how to use shaders.  But who needs shaders when you got good art and 60fps?

I honestly don't know much about 3D graphics, what exactly are shaders (I assume they are for stuff like bump mapping and the metallic effect on Metal Mario in SM64) and why do certain companies have so much trouble with them?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 07, 2012, 04:01:41 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38646593&postcount=18

 :violin
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2012, 04:04:42 PM
It's gonna take Nintendo a few years before they figure out how to use shaders.  But who needs shaders when you got good art and 60fps?

I honestly don't know much about 3D graphics, what exactly are shaders (I assume they are for stuff like bump mapping and the metallic effect on Metal Mario in SM64) and why do certain companies have so much trouble with them?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shader
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 07, 2012, 04:08:18 PM
Wii U looks like such a disaster that I wonder if Nintendo is trying to make its shares go real low so it can buy them back and go private.  That's the only angle I can see on this
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2012, 04:11:08 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibgau0hDPnM9Bn.gif)

Why do Wii U games look like Wii ones?

that does not look like a wii game

it looks like an xbox game

big diff
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 07, 2012, 04:27:53 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibgau0hDPnM9Bn.gif)

Why do Wii U games look like Wii ones?

if i can play a game where i fight giant robots destroying a city,the game might as well look like a ps1 game

go back to your shitty UE4 :smug
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 07, 2012, 04:39:13 PM
Kinda reminds me of :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCs42XSwI-c
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 07, 2012, 04:51:36 PM
I am hoping next gen consoles have space for different graphic level games and different price points for games. That's one of the things I like about Steam, the way you can have Skyrim and Terraria side by side and it not be an issue.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 07, 2012, 05:09:53 PM
Scribblenauts was such a piece of junk. Whoever pimped that game on GAF really should've been paid, because lawdy that game didn't deserve it.

Also, that weird cover reminds me of those 360 face plates MS was trying to sell early this gen.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2012, 05:12:07 PM
I am hoping next gen consoles have space for different graphic level games and different price points for games. That's one of the things I like about Steam, the way you can have Skyrim and Terraria side by side and it not be an issue.

they already have that. it's called xbla.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 07, 2012, 05:40:55 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibgau0hDPnM9Bn.gif)

Why do Wii U games look like Wii ones?

Game looks really interesting regardless.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 07, 2012, 05:45:48 PM
Scribblenauts was such a piece of junk. Whoever pimped that game on GAF really should've been paid, because lawdy that game didn't deserve it.

Also, that weird cover reminds me of those 360 face plates MS was trying to sell early this gen.

POST 217 OMG I'M SO EXCITED

good thing i stopped posting on neogaf,i would have bursted an artery by now >:(
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 07, 2012, 05:48:07 PM
I am hoping next gen consoles have space for different graphic level games and different price points for games. That's one of the things I like about Steam, the way you can have Skyrim and Terraria side by side and it not be an issue.

they already have that. it's called xbla.

stuff like xbla is like a separate store from the store you buy your ass creed at

Steam is one storefront with multiple levels of graphics and prices.  I think that makes it more effective at avoiding a stygma where every game has to be an expensively made full price title or its obvious shovelware.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2012, 05:50:10 PM
then stick with steam then.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2012, 07:55:24 PM
Every game is 60wps, though (whimsys per second).

:rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2012, 11:54:26 PM
Quote
IGN: Actually, regarding Pikmin, is that launch, launch window, is that some time off in the future...?

Fils-Aime: So we've said that that's launch window. Everything that we've shown from a first-party perspective is definitely launch window.

IGN: And launch window is the first couple months? Something like that?

Fils-Aime: Eh... More than that. It's launch plus the following three to four months.

So November-Feb? Or December-March? Could be a weak launch by the sounds of things.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 08, 2012, 12:02:52 AM
:lol they keep fucking shooting themselves in the goddamn foot every time they say or do anything
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 08, 2012, 12:04:43 AM
localization of wimsy takes time guys
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: originalz on June 08, 2012, 12:27:27 AM
It's really strange to see the selection of ports that the system is getting.  Shit like Batman and NG3 instead of this year's big hitters like COD and RE6, those might actually make an impact, and I could really see RE6 benefiting from the tablet.  The Wii U just confuses me, I just hope that the Japanese side of launch can make me actually interested in the damn system.

Watching Nintendo fansites talk about NG3 in a positive manner is kind of funny since it's more or less a known fact that the game sucks.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2012, 12:43:01 AM
Iwata: Pikmin 3 will be our killer app, alongside Nintendo Land and another DS Mario for console televisions
*investors clap*
Random dude: But what about the Western market? Pikmin isn't a major title there...or anywhere tbh
Miyamoto: Well we have Mario
*room nods in agreement*
Random dude: True but we need a game to attract some hardcore fans
Iwata: Assassin's Creed 3
*room cheers*

Seriously, who greenlit this shit? What person is going to buy a $300 system to play a $60 game he most likely played a month ago on the 360? They need a legit game, not fucking Alien Space Marinez
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 12:51:38 AM
I'm happy Ubisoft has hinted that Rayman Legends isn't exclusive to this.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 08, 2012, 12:55:23 AM
What's the deal with Ubisoft anyway? are they stupid or easily bought? because Ubi is making the only third party exclusives for Wii U and Vita.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 08, 2012, 12:57:18 AM
It's really strange to see the selection of ports that the system is getting.  Shit like Batman and NG3 instead of this year's big hitters like COD and RE6, those might actually make an impact, and I could really see RE6 benefiting from the tablet.  The Wii U just confuses me, I just hope that the Japanese side of launch can make me actually interested in the damn system.

Watching Nintendo fansites talk about NG3 in a positive manner is kind of funny since it's more or less a known fact that the game sucks.

RE6 will probably hit Wii U in some form.  This is Capcom we're talking about here.  Plus I imagine there are more ports on the way.  Once the PS4 and Xbox 3 come out, those ports will probably dry up but until then, I could see quite a few PS3/360/Wii U multiplatform titles.  The 360 knock off controller will work well here.  That controller was one of the few things Nintendo didn't fuck up on.

Quote
Seriously, who greenlit this shit? What person is going to buy a $300 system to play a $60 game he most likely played a month ago on the 360? They need a legit game, not fucking Alien Space Marinez

I bet now more than ever Nintendo longs for the Wii heydays where they could release disposable junk like Wii Fit and Wii Play and have it sell millions of copies.  Now they're going to have to put an effort in and shit.  I was watching jarosh's 2008 E3 video and I had to LOL at how Nintendo seemed so dismissive and flippant about a demographic in 2008 that they're desperately trying to gain back in 2012.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 12:58:59 AM
What's the deal with Ubisoft anyway? are they stupid or easily bought? because Ubi is making the only third party exclusives for Wii U and Vita.

I think it's that they seem to have easily port-able products. Guillemont said both their handheld (so 3DS, and Vita) as well as Wii U projects already are developed with the idea of mobile ports in mind.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 08, 2012, 02:08:58 AM
Im drunk and i want pikmin 3 and the wii u now!!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 08, 2012, 02:12:09 AM
Im drunk and i want pikmin 3 and the wii u now!!
Just get a copy of New Play Control Pikmin, draw a 3 on the box, and presto! You are now playing Pikmin 3.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 08, 2012, 02:14:24 AM
Im drunk and i want pikmin 3 and the wii u now!!

Well, you certainly wouldn't want it if you were sober.  So I guess the Wii U is like anal?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 08, 2012, 02:32:30 AM
Im drunk and i want pikmin 3 and the wii u now!!

Well, you certainly wouldn't want it if you were sober.  So I guess the Wii U is like anal?
you like it up the bum but only when you are drunk?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 08, 2012, 02:35:01 AM
Im drunk and i want pikmin 3 and the wii u now!!

Well, you certainly wouldn't want it if you were sober.  So I guess the Wii U is like anal?

you like it up the bum but only when you are drunk?

Personally, no Arvie I don't like it up the butt whenever, drunk or sober.  But I've known lots of chicks who are all like "zomg I got so drunk and let him fuck me in the ass last night" so yeah, there you go. 

No, I don't think this piece of information on women's behavior will help you lure any to your murder basement.  Carry on.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: etiolate on June 08, 2012, 02:54:52 AM
yah ubisoft made out like a bandit with the wii launch while the other 3rd parties sat back and watched
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 08, 2012, 05:14:23 AM
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Nintendo was originally planning the big reveal of Retro Studios' new game at the end of their press conference, but in the last minute Retro decided that "it wasn't ready."

a dog ate my announcement
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 07:12:47 AM
Reggie
Quote
My job is to launch the system and to drive its installed base, and we're going to do that very effectively. And then hopefully that will create the opportunity for third parties to jump on board.

...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2012, 07:53:47 AM
well, it would be an obvious lie if he said third parties were already on board.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 08, 2012, 08:02:34 AM
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Nintendo was originally planning the big reveal of Retro Studios' new game at the end of their press conference, but in the last minute Retro decided that "it wasn't ready."

a dog ate my announcement
Bet they saw some of the other stuff like 1313/Watch Dogs/Last of Us and realised it would just look bad.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2012, 08:18:34 AM
the digital foundry articles are going to cause some very comical meltdowns
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 08:19:01 AM
http://www.insidegamer.nl/nieuws/98237/ac3-cpu-wii-u-net-zo-krachtig-als-ps3-x360-gpu-is-sterker

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The central processing unit (CPU) of the U Wii is as powerful as the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, but the graphics processing unit (GPU) is one and a half times as strong. That is what an employee of Ubisoft stated to Insidegamer.

Ubisoft provided this information from a gameplay demo of Assassin's Creed 3. The editor of Insidegamer noting however that the game is on Wii U currently less good looking than the other consoles, with less detail and less constant framerate.

This can still be solved; because the Wii U is a new console, developers are still getting used to develop for the device. According to Ubisoft Assassin's Creed for Wii U will, at the time of release, be of the same quality as the PS3 and Xbox 360 versions.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Fifstar on June 08, 2012, 08:41:26 AM
SO the 0.5 more powerful GPU essentially powers the additional screen?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 08, 2012, 08:44:22 AM
0.5 grafikx of whymsy processing
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 08, 2012, 08:55:03 AM
Scribblenauts was such a piece of junk. Whoever pimped that game on GAF really should've been paid, because lawdy that game didn't deserve it.


that text plus the general hype made me actually get that game.

BIG MISTAKE as the game was a steaming pile of shit  :-\

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 09:48:42 AM
Scribblenauts was such a piece of junk. Whoever pimped that game on GAF really should've been paid, because lawdy that game didn't deserve it.


that text plus the general hype made me actually get that game.

BIG MISTAKE as the game was a steaming pile of shit  :-\

So was I :( I also bought Drawn to Life, another piece of junk from the same studio. Never buying another 5th Cell game again.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 08, 2012, 09:55:48 AM
Cab't believe Nintendo has to beg 3rd parties AGAIN for ports of PS360 games.
They made their own bed, they cant complain about it now. Especially with the meek courting of third parties.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 08, 2012, 09:59:28 AM
Cab't believe Nintendo has to beg 3rd parties AGAIN for ports of PS360 games.

i can't imagine 3rd parties port making any difference,if anything it's pretty obvious they are trying to squeeze an extra dollars out of moron who buy games twice and limited edition

so i don't see the problem,if there is a problem it's called nintendoland
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 08, 2012, 10:14:23 AM
One thing I forgot to bring up is that it appears that the GAF insiders (ShockingAlberto, ideaman, etc.) about the Wii U were dead wrong.  Not that it was a shock or anything but the Andrex set was eating up their bullshit in the weeks leading up to E3.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 08, 2012, 10:22:16 AM
Hasn't EVERY Nintendo "insider" around there been full of shit?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 08, 2012, 10:51:22 AM
To be fair,most of them had second,third hand info.There were some with first hand info,but that was quickly dismissed...lololol troll

but imo,it's all about the budget
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 08, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
When you have illusions of grandeur at becoming a lauded forum insider you need to ask yourself "why". There are bigger problems in your life if you need internet fandom/infamy to survive.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 08, 2012, 10:55:04 AM
Hasn't EVERY Nintendo "insider" around there been full of shit?

Yes but I enjoy pointing it out for my own amusement because they apparently forgot the lessons they learned about that shit six years ago.  Even Andrex here was citing them even though he previously said that they were probably full of shit.  I guess whenever new and shiny Nintendo hardware comes out, logic and reasoning goes out the door.

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To be fair,most of them had second,third hand info.There were some with first hand info,but that was quickly dismissed...lololol troll

but imo,it's all about the budget

I doubt they knew anything other than optimistic interpretations of PR statements and developer interviews that are available to everybody.  When their statements are so far off with what was actually shown, even the third hand excuse doesn't hold up.

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When you have illusions of grandeur at becoming a lauded forum insider you need to ask yourself "why". There are bigger problems in your life if you need internet fandom/infamy to survive.

When you're telling this stuff to people as gullible as Nintards, I imagine it is very tempting.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 08, 2012, 10:59:33 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-we-know-nintendo-has-lost-its-mind/
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 08, 2012, 11:13:01 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-we-know-nintendo-has-lost-its-mind/

Quote
Let's face it, this system is set up for a very lonely, friendless type of person. Because if you do have friends, and you're choosing to play a game instead of hanging out with them, it means you want some uninterrupted alone time. So the only personality this system appeals to is people who typically make most of their friends online, through games.

:bow
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 08, 2012, 11:34:51 AM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-we-know-nintendo-has-lost-its-mind/

Fucking amazing
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 12:06:23 PM
So was I :( I also bought Drawn to Life, another piece of junk from the same studio. Never buying another 5th Cell game again.

again, it's for kids, you goddam distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.  you're basically cursing the lack of literary content in a hamburglar colouring book here.

Just because it's a game for kids doesn't mean it needs to have really poor platforming mechanics, and even worse level design. ;) Mario, Rayman, and the like are all for kids yet they're completely enjoyable to people who aren't.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 08, 2012, 12:15:56 PM
So was I :( I also bought Drawn to Life, another piece of junk from the same studio. Never buying another 5th Cell game again.

again, it's for kids, you goddam distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.  you're basically cursing the lack of literary content in a hamburglar colouring book here.

 :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 08, 2012, 12:35:55 PM
stop being a dork oscar! scribblenauts is an awesome concept that would be awesome even for a big hairy adult,the problem it's that it was executed with their asses,the fact that a kid is too dumb to realize that doesn't change this
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 08, 2012, 12:39:10 PM
But you have the mind of a 12 year old, Magus.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 08, 2012, 12:47:45 PM
But you have the mind of a 12 year old, Magus.

but i'm bitter as a 72 year old
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 08, 2012, 01:06:43 PM
correct.  those are all meant for families to enjoy.  sit a four year old in front of them and watch them cry as they can't pass the second fucking level.

scribblenauts and ESPECIALLY drawn to life are the teletubbies of gaming.  you guys were dumb enough to listen to gaf-hype and buy them, and now you can't just own up to the fact that you actually believed there was something deeper there just cuz some random guy named feep told you so.

:fbm

I was once stupid enough to listen to GAF for recommendations on DS games.  It was during that era of the DS (2004-2006 I think) where any game that wasn't total shit was treated like a AAA+ title.  Got burned so many times on shitty games.  A fool and his money and all that....
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 08, 2012, 01:22:37 PM
besides would a little kid game have reference to an internet forum full of rabid morons? no,i say :smug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEk_lL439h4

it would be like having a lego game with a hidden 4chan level
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 01:26:02 PM
 Segata, that hurt bro  :fbm  I've never watched an episode of My Little Pony
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MCD on June 08, 2012, 01:34:01 PM
Never heard of Scribblenauts till this thread.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 08, 2012, 01:52:28 PM
Never heard of Scribblenauts till this thread.

i find that weird cause neogaf hyped the shit out of it,you know that simpsons episode where homer simpsons ends up in the dictionary?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_saZMCUw6_l8/SskNmUW_AJI/AAAAAAAAE5k/n2mAOKOEWq8/s400/homer_dictionary.jpg)

scribblenauts would be the dictionary entry over the "overhyped piece of shit" section
just to make you understand,the legend narrates of this neogaf guy who used the game system to create a time machine so he could defeat an enemy using a dinosaur,and as such everytime someone showed any sign of doubt toward the game,everybody would go "HAVEN'T YOU READ POST 217?!?!?!? THIS GAME IS GONNA BE AWESOME,SHUT UP TROLL"

since cocksucking is in scribblenauts DNA there is an actual reference to this in-game

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/post-217-scribblenauts/55889

the official game artist even went and drew the scene himself

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/lzHBTRNzqon8xlxqTa9fjnR6o1_400.png)

of course the people with the doubt were dead right and scribblenauts doesn't allow for the interaction you would expect from a game that allows you to "USE EVERYTHING TO SOLVE EVERYTHING"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 08, 2012, 01:57:33 PM
Gold from Craigslist:

Quote
I was standing in line to try ZombiU Tuesday afternoon when you asked me if I wanted to zombify myself. I happily obliged, and you laughed heartily as I made zombie noises and faces. I almost made it to the front of the line when I had to get going. You seemed genuinely upset that I wasn't able to play, but I told you I'd be back tomorrow.

Sure enough, I returned bright and early on Wednesday (wearing the same blue backpack and the same style of black shirt with the logo of the website I write for, but not the same exact shirt), and you looked pleased that I returned, your eyes positively sparkling. We made a little small talk as I made my way up the line and into the demo area. After I reemerged, I asked you if I could get a picture of you. You said yes and after I snapped the photo I asked you your name (Really should have done that on day one.) and you replied "Jane." We shook hands, wished each other well and I was on my way.

Now I realize you must get hit on ALL. THE. TIME in your line of work, and I realize you probably weren't any more or less friendly and accommodating toward me as any other attendee, but out of all the hundreds of beautiful women at the show, you're the only one who's truly stuck in my head, and I can't put my finger on any one reason. Maybe it's your dark, flowing hair, your ready smile, your toned, tan little body, the aforementioned sparkling eyes, your playful laugh, your personable demeanor or some combination of those things (or something that simply can't be quantified)...I don't know!

All I do know is that I enjoyed being around you, I enjoyed looking at you (and, I'll admit it, enjoyed not seeing a ring on your left hand), and would be honored if you deem me worthy of a chance to get know you better. Even if you never see this - and none of your fellow Ubisoft, uh, "brand ambassadors" see this and forward it to you - at least this will (hopefully) put my mind at ease. Thanks for reading.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Her name was not Jane.
[close]
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 08, 2012, 02:00:05 PM
would be honored if you deem me worthy of a chance to get know you better

Who the hell talks like this? :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 02:00:59 PM
I was like 13 when I got Drawn to Life. I hadn't heard of NeoGAF back then and just thought the game had a really cool concept of drawing your main character. I barely played the game because of how poorly done the platforming, and levels were. I was someone who growing up had only played 2D platformers from Nintendo and Capcom and that shit wasn't what I was used to.

I don't play games for "deep" experiences or some shit, I play games to have fun. That is why I don't care if a game's aimed at 8 year olds, or 65 year olds. 5th Cell has great ideas, and neat art styles rendered useless by bad game design. Their games don't have to be strictly the domain of the Teletubby market because when I was that age I could play games that today I'd still call great. It's a shame to see creativity go to waste and get stuck near the Dora the Explorer games when it doesn't have to.

But angry trash can man is right, I did give in to the hype for Scribblenauts and got burned badly. I had hoped they'd make a game that everyone could enjoy, but their shitty level design and platform mechanics still rings true.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 08, 2012, 05:04:22 PM
Scribblenauts and drawn to life are two different games? Lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 08, 2012, 05:04:58 PM
Gold from Craigslist:

Quote
I was standing in line to try ZombiU Tuesday afternoon when you asked me if I wanted to zombify myself. I happily obliged, and you laughed heartily as I made zombie noises and faces. I almost made it to the front of the line when I had to get going. You seemed genuinely upset that I wasn't able to play, but I told you I'd be back tomorrow.

Sure enough, I returned bright and early on Wednesday (wearing the same blue backpack and the same style of black shirt with the logo of the website I write for, but not the same exact shirt), and you looked pleased that I returned, your eyes positively sparkling. We made a little small talk as I made my way up the line and into the demo area. After I reemerged, I asked you if I could get a picture of you. You said yes and after I snapped the photo I asked you your name (Really should have done that on day one.) and you replied "Jane." We shook hands, wished each other well and I was on my way.

Now I realize you must get hit on ALL. THE. TIME in your line of work, and I realize you probably weren't any more or less friendly and accommodating toward me as any other attendee, but out of all the hundreds of beautiful women at the show, you're the only one who's truly stuck in my head, and I can't put my finger on any one reason. Maybe it's your dark, flowing hair, your ready smile, your toned, tan little body, the aforementioned sparkling eyes, your playful laugh, your personable demeanor or some combination of those things (or something that simply can't be quantified)...I don't know!

All I do know is that I enjoyed being around you, I enjoyed looking at you (and, I'll admit it, enjoyed not seeing a ring on your left hand), and would be honored if you deem me worthy of a chance to get know you better. Even if you never see this - and none of your fellow Ubisoft, uh, "brand ambassadors" see this and forward it to you - at least this will (hopefully) put my mind at ease. Thanks for reading.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Her name was not Jane.
[close]
sounds like the dude wants to stuff her in a jar like a bug or some shit
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 08, 2012, 07:02:58 PM
I was like 13 when I got Drawn to Life. I hadn't heard of NeoGAF back then and just thought the game had a really cool concept of drawing your main character.

Gasp! How old are you, kiddo?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 07:18:00 PM
According to garbage can man I am 12.

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I'll be 19 by the end of the month
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Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 08, 2012, 09:14:59 PM
You bring up sales, but do you think their games would've sold less if they were good or something?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Huff on June 08, 2012, 09:51:27 PM
run roo run was pretty good.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: tiesto on June 08, 2012, 10:37:40 PM
I like to think when I was 6 or 7 years old, I knew a shitty game when I played one... I recognized the fact that Karate Kid, Total Recall, and Adventures in the Magic Kingdom were crap... but Mega Man 2, Crystalis, Metal Storm, and Zelda were awesome. Are kids these days less judgmental?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on June 09, 2012, 12:05:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD6QlYFyGO0

Ok, I came around on p-100 when I saw this - looking really great.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pickle on June 09, 2012, 12:10:31 AM
Gold from Craigslist:

Quote
I was standing in line to try ZombiU Tuesday afternoon when you asked me if I wanted to zombify myself. I happily obliged, and you laughed heartily as I made zombie noises and faces. I almost made it to the front of the line when I had to get going. You seemed genuinely upset that I wasn't able to play, but I told you I'd be back tomorrow.

Sure enough, I returned bright and early on Wednesday (wearing the same blue backpack and the same style of black shirt with the logo of the website I write for, but not the same exact shirt), and you looked pleased that I returned, your eyes positively sparkling. We made a little small talk as I made my way up the line and into the demo area. After I reemerged, I asked you if I could get a picture of you. You said yes and after I snapped the photo I asked you your name (Really should have done that on day one.) and you replied "Jane." We shook hands, wished each other well and I was on my way.

Now I realize you must get hit on ALL. THE. TIME in your line of work, and I realize you probably weren't any more or less friendly and accommodating toward me as any other attendee, but out of all the hundreds of beautiful women at the show, you're the only one who's truly stuck in my head, and I can't put my finger on any one reason. Maybe it's your dark, flowing hair, your ready smile, your toned, tan little body, the aforementioned sparkling eyes, your playful laugh, your personable demeanor or some combination of those things (or something that simply can't be quantified)...I don't know!

All I do know is that I enjoyed being around you, I enjoyed looking at you (and, I'll admit it, enjoyed not seeing a ring on your left hand), and would be honored if you deem me worthy of a chance to get know you better. Even if you never see this - and none of your fellow Ubisoft, uh, "brand ambassadors" see this and forward it to you - at least this will (hopefully) put my mind at ease. Thanks for reading.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Her name was not Jane.
[close]

"I enjoyed looking at you" :-\
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2012, 12:14:01 AM
It's mildly janky, and if you buy into the main idea, that jank is easily forgiven.

See: Western RPGs
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Diunx on June 09, 2012, 01:45:28 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't like the look of Trine 2? I can't barely see the characters and to be honest the game looks like a fucking Modus artwork, maybe I'm getting too old for this shit.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 09, 2012, 02:05:16 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't like the look of Trine 2? I can't barely see the characters and to be honest the game looks like a fucking Modus artwork, maybe I'm getting too old for this shit.

from videos or playing it?

in videos it's madness to me.  actually playing it, I have no problem.  it's that third eye space giraffe shit.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 09, 2012, 04:34:46 AM
It's mildly janky, and if you buy into the main idea, that jank is easily forgiven.

See: Western RPGs

:bow eurojank :bow2
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 09, 2012, 04:49:47 AM
Gold from Craigslist:

Quote
I was standing in line to try ZombiU Tuesday afternoon when you asked me if I wanted to zombify myself. I happily obliged, and you laughed heartily as I made zombie noises and faces. I almost made it to the front of the line when I had to get going. You seemed genuinely upset that I wasn't able to play, but I told you I'd be back tomorrow.

Sure enough, I returned bright and early on Wednesday (wearing the same blue backpack and the same style of black shirt with the logo of the website I write for, but not the same exact shirt), and you looked pleased that I returned, your eyes positively sparkling. We made a little small talk as I made my way up the line and into the demo area. After I reemerged, I asked you if I could get a picture of you. You said yes and after I snapped the photo I asked you your name (Really should have done that on day one.) and you replied "Jane." We shook hands, wished each other well and I was on my way.

Now I realize you must get hit on ALL. THE. TIME in your line of work, and I realize you probably weren't any more or less friendly and accommodating toward me as any other attendee, but out of all the hundreds of beautiful women at the show, you're the only one who's truly stuck in my head, and I can't put my finger on any one reason. Maybe it's your dark, flowing hair, your ready smile, your toned, tan little body, the aforementioned sparkling eyes, your playful laugh, your personable demeanor or some combination of those things (or something that simply can't be quantified)...I don't know!

All I do know is that I enjoyed being around you, I enjoyed looking at you (and, I'll admit it, enjoyed not seeing a ring on your left hand), and would be honored if you deem me worthy of a chance to get know you better. Even if you never see this - and none of your fellow Ubisoft, uh, "brand ambassadors" see this and forward it to you - at least this will (hopefully) put my mind at ease. Thanks for reading.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Her name was not Jane.
[close]

"I enjoyed looking at you" :-\

(http://i42.tinypic.com/3463kv6.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 09, 2012, 09:23:00 AM
I had incredibly low expectations and the fact Nintendo managed to limbo dance under those -with consumate ease- has left me howling with laughter.

Also - the bad news for nthings hasn't finished yet! trolololol.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 09, 2012, 09:45:35 AM
As for the current argument with Segata : Don't really give a fuck about what angle they were going, just the game was fucking garbage to me. Besides i learnt to never listen to GAF hype ever again.


I had incredibly low expectations and the fact Nintendo managed to limbo dance under those -with consumate ease- has left me howling with laughter.

Also - the bad news for nthings hasn't finished yet! trolololol.

Youre back?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 09, 2012, 10:27:07 AM
bore was up for hosting renewal - so paid up for another year. If i'm going to pay for it, then i'm damned sure i'm going to troll on it.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 09, 2012, 10:35:36 AM
bore was up for hosting renewal - so paid up for another year.

:bow
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 09, 2012, 10:47:51 AM
We traded one Andrex for one DCharlie...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 09, 2012, 10:49:10 AM
p.s. Andrex was my alt account - i assumed someone would have twigged this but....

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Not really ... why isn't he here? he was on the right track... i think we'd started to turn him to the Bore side....
[close]
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 09, 2012, 11:03:07 AM
Drinky ethered him into oblivion, plus that combined with Nintendo's "showing" at E3 I would assume has him living in the woods and naming squirrels Mario and Luigi.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 09, 2012, 11:13:07 AM
He is  probably :maf at us now.

Young people...maybe he cools down/buys better armor set
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 09, 2012, 11:14:07 AM
bore was up for hosting renewal - so paid up for another year. If i'm going to pay for it, then i'm damned sure i'm going to troll on it.

MY FUCKING MAN
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 09, 2012, 11:18:20 AM
did anybody see this;probably deserves a new thread

Shiggy from gaf
Quote
I already expected this to happen. So where to start?

Last year, Silicon Knights and Nintendo started to work together once again on a new title. Based on the fact that they already had Wii U dev kits and also based on Dyack's comments, it was Eternal Darkness 2.

With Nintendo being a major owner of Silicon Knights, they were pretty much the studio's last saviour. After the commercial and critical failure of Too Human, just as well as long delays of both Too Human and The Ritualist (Sega, later THQ), Silicon Knights was pretty much avoided by 3rd parties. While they still got a contract for X-Men Destiny, the title received miserable reviews. All of this led to a series of layoffs, going from 150 employees in 2007 to only 40 in 2012.

Of course, the Epic trial was not much of a help either. While SK already had a buckload of debt (e.g., a loan which needs to be paid back next year to the government (?)), 3rd party publishers feared that if SK lost the trial, SK would close shops and the game would end up unfinished.

So as already mentioned, the studio was solely dependent on Nintendo's goodwill since late November 2011. But then the trial against Epic took place last week, and SK lost it. SK was ordered to pay 4.5 mio USD to Epic, and additionally they may need to pay for Epic's legal fees (any idea about that amount? Should it be above one million?). The company's debt rose to a new level.

That's apparently when Nintendo noticed that things may not look as shiny anymore. I do not know what the budget for a mid-tier HD game like Eternal Darkness 2 would have been, perhaps 40, perhaps 50 millions USD? When Nintendo saw that they would need to pay an additional 10 million USD to have the company survive that develops the game, they didn't seem to like it, especially as they wouldn't get anything in return. This has happened in the past too, do you remember Factor 5?

So it looks like there have been internal discussions between Nintendo and Silicon Knights. NCL reviewed its decision and it appears as if Eternal Darkness 2 is cancelled for now. Hence, many of the 40-man team were laid off, leaving the studio in limbo now.

Obviously, Dyack anticipated what was to come. He did not comment on the outcome of the trial except for saying that they will appeal - that appears to be a last attempt to save the studio now; they've got nothing to lose anymore.

Good luck to all employees who lost their job!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 09, 2012, 11:46:55 AM
Bummer about people losing their jobs.  We all love to give Dyack shit but there were some good ideas in ED and I would have been interested in a sequel... not on the wii u but whatever.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pickle on June 09, 2012, 11:54:31 AM
did anybody see this;probably deserves a new thread

Shiggy from gaf
Quote
I already expected this to happen. So where to start?

Last year, Silicon Knights and Nintendo started to work together once again on a new title. Based on the fact that they already had Wii U dev kits and also based on Dyack's comments, it was Eternal Darkness 2.

With Nintendo being a major owner of Silicon Knights, they were pretty much the studio's last saviour. After the commercial and critical failure of Too Human, just as well as long delays of both Too Human and The Ritualist (Sega, later THQ), Silicon Knights was pretty much avoided by 3rd parties. While they still got a contract for X-Men Destiny, the title received miserable reviews. All of this led to a series of layoffs, going from 150 employees in 2007 to only 40 in 2012.

Of course, the Epic trial was not much of a help either. While SK already had a buckload of debt (e.g., a loan which needs to be paid back next year to the government (?)), 3rd party publishers feared that if SK lost the trial, SK would close shops and the game would end up unfinished.

So as already mentioned, the studio was solely dependent on Nintendo's goodwill since late November 2011. But then the trial against Epic took place last week, and SK lost it. SK was ordered to pay 4.5 mio USD to Epic, and additionally they may need to pay for Epic's legal fees (any idea about that amount? Should it be above one million?). The company's debt rose to a new level.

That's apparently when Nintendo noticed that things may not look as shiny anymore. I do not know what the budget for a mid-tier HD game like Eternal Darkness 2 would have been, perhaps 40, perhaps 50 millions USD? When Nintendo saw that they would need to pay an additional 10 million USD to have the company survive that develops the game, they didn't seem to like it, especially as they wouldn't get anything in return. This has happened in the past too, do you remember Factor 5?

So it looks like there have been internal discussions between Nintendo and Silicon Knights. NCL reviewed its decision and it appears as if Eternal Darkness 2 is cancelled for now. Hence, many of the 40-man team were laid off, leaving the studio in limbo now.

Obviously, Dyack anticipated what was to come. He did not comment on the outcome of the trial except for saying that they will appeal - that appears to be a last attempt to save the studio now; they've got nothing to lose anymore.

Good luck to all employees who lost their job!

Well that sucks  :(
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 09, 2012, 11:56:52 AM
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/06/09/e3-2012-nintendo-pre-show/

somehow i never get tired of seeing people bashing this e3
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pickle on June 09, 2012, 12:45:06 PM
meh, SK's situation is their fault and their fault alone.  i feel sorry for the employees (apart from dyack) but as an Ontarian taxpayer, i won't be sad to see them gone, at all.

I know. I just wanted muh ED2.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 09, 2012, 02:01:59 PM
bore was up for hosting renewal - so paid up for another year. If i'm going to pay for it, then i'm damned sure i'm going to troll on it.

Great reason imo and thanks for keeping the place alive.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on June 09, 2012, 02:18:28 PM
this is bad news anyway because the Wii U desperately needs games, and no matter your feelings on Silicon Knights, at least they don't make anything at all like another effing minigame collection/family friendly shit like Nintendo only seems to want to make.

The Wii U needs games, this was a game.  So, yeah, this kinda sucks.  HD insanity effects could have been fun.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 09, 2012, 04:45:57 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477769&page=3

I believe Nintendo fans have started to feign ignorance to test the sanity of NeoGAF posters. This particular fellow called "Holy Wars" is currently having his faith tested harder than finding a dinosaur bone in his back yard.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 09, 2012, 05:01:33 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=477769&page=3

I believe Nintendo fans have started to feign ignorance to test the sanity of NeoGAF posters. This particular fellow called "Holy Wars" is currently having his faith tested harder than finding a dinosaur bone in his back yard.

Quote
As I said in another thread, wii u is going to surprise ppl. There's no way to judge the console based on obvious 360/PS3 ports and unoptimized games. The final devkit is VERY recent and couldn't be integrated before E3

 :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 09, 2012, 07:50:18 PM
I feel sorry for the N-GAFfots because there's at least three posters straight up blowing smoke up their arses.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 09, 2012, 08:00:38 PM
WiiU is like two Wii's duct-taped together, confirmed.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 09, 2012, 08:10:58 PM
Quote
WiiU is like two Wii's duct-taped together, confirmed.

haha, i heard -four- from a serious source. lol

"or 1.lownumber of an Xbox... anyone who thinks Nintendo haven't looked at the Wii strategy and said 'that worked... shouldn't we just repeat that?' is in for a huge disappointment"

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 09, 2012, 08:11:12 PM
it's 2 xbox 360's duct-taped together.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 09, 2012, 08:11:25 PM
i ain't kiddin'.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 09, 2012, 08:13:11 PM
I like the guy with the Reggie/Ganondorf avatar that says Nintendoland may be running at 720p as "an artistic choice." Seems like a pretty stable, level-headed guy.

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autistic choice more like, amirite?
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Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 09, 2012, 08:14:35 PM
I like the guy with the Reggie/Ganondorf avatar that says Nintendoland may be running at 720p as "an artistic choice." Seems like a pretty stable, level-headed guy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
autistic choice more like, amirite?
[close]

 :rofl
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Post by: Oblivion on June 09, 2012, 09:12:25 PM
Arghhhh.

Why won't those stupid idiot dummy heads on gaf believe me when I say NSMBU and Rayman Legends are 60 fps!  :maf :maf :maf

Seriously, even Eurogamer got dat shit wrong. It's not that hard, people.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on June 09, 2012, 09:42:35 PM
There's no way for Rayman to be less than 60.

ME3 being 60 was kind of a nice surprise.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 09, 2012, 09:44:05 PM
it's 2 xbox 360's duct-taped together.

The 2nd one uses half it's power to fuel the controller, and the other half to deal with all that whimsy.
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Post by: maxy on June 10, 2012, 04:58:04 AM
http://nintendoeverything.com/91114/eguchi-on-not-selling-wii-u-at-a-loss-vc-resolution-nintendo-land-mostly-at-60-fps/
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Eguchi on Wii U resolution/framerates…

“As far as the resolution and framerates for any of the software goes, it’ll obviously depend on whatever the developer feels is the best way to get the best experience to the player. I can’t personally speak for third-parties and their circumstances, but at Nintendo we have different teams working on different games that take into consideration the resolution… and if they think that by focusing on 720p and a certain framerate to get a certain experience, than that’s ultimately how they make their decisions. It’s worth it to point out that we might consider using 1080p, but, for example, if we want to get 60 fps, at a particular stage of development, it may seem 720p is more realistic.”

Eguchi on Nintendo Land’s framerate…

“To be precise, almost all of the attractions will run at 60 fps. There’s just one particular case of an attraction that, playing at the absolute maximum number of players, would take a framerate drop… but by and large, all will run at 60 fps. But for example, in the attraction that does have a framerate drop, we wouldn’t make that concession unless we were sure the experience to the player was still up to our standards.”
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 10, 2012, 09:21:23 AM
Oh Nintend'oh
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Post by: maxy on June 10, 2012, 09:30:33 AM
first WiiU dev kits
http://www.vgleaks.com/wii-u-first-devkits-cat-dev-v1-v2/

(http://www.vgleaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/CAT-DEV-V1-600x394.jpg)
(http://www.vgleaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/CAT-DEV-V1-2-600x395.jpg)


enough space for one skinny space hamster

maybe
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 10, 2012, 09:40:33 AM
I know the topic has changed a bit but fuck any crybaby bullshit about Silicon Knights.  Dyack pissed away the viability of his company with his dumbfuckery.  Nintendo, Microsoft, or Canada shouldn't subsidize his bullshit because he can't keep his mouth shut and make a game that isn't a 6/10 at best (sorry, Eternal Darkness wasn't that good of a game and Blood Omen is over 15 years old).
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Post by: Fifstar on June 10, 2012, 10:40:53 AM
Has anybody reliable confirmed that SK really worked on Eternal Darkness 2?

Also, playing ED three times for a still sucky ending was one of my most boring gaming experiences.
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Post by: MCD on June 10, 2012, 12:22:43 PM
Guys guys

I am actually excited for HD Nintendo games

The kid in me is kicking some whimsy magic :(
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Post by: Diunx on June 10, 2012, 01:32:39 PM
Same old shit but now in 720p ::)
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 10, 2012, 01:37:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWmw4dIdiMw
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 10, 2012, 01:42:24 PM
QUALITY
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Post by: Oblivion on June 10, 2012, 04:44:52 PM
(http://www.abload.de/img/0151_vudzg.gif)
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Post by: maxy on June 11, 2012, 04:30:41 AM
There is some talk about WiiU CPU

WiiU CPU=(Wii CPU+Wii CPU+Wii CPU)*some Cache,clocked bellow 2Ghz

Oh Nintend'oh
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Chinner on June 11, 2012, 06:02:53 AM
looking pretty obvious now that the wii u is just a quick buck to be made for nintendo, like the wii was.

will not buy.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 11, 2012, 06:04:48 AM
WiiU - Wii piss, U open your mouth.... now tell me who your daddy is... Here's some X360 games for you... you like these now , don't you Bitch!

Tell me what a dirty slut you are... tell me you like Batman now.... tell me you like the third part of a series you had no interest in previously... tell me again... and tell me again...

you are a dirty slut for my dumpster next gen wares....

you didnt want this shit 6 years ago but now it's PROPER FOISTY and OLD and CERTIFIED PAST ITS SELL BY DATE so now i KNOW you want to lick it good and hard. Sniff my last gen shit bitch.... go on... rub your uneducated tongue down my flacid shaft whilst i tell you all about DX10 level effects like it's not some dried out choriso cock. Do you like waggle ? we like it so much we invited it back... 2 buttons bitch... TWO.... fuck yeah!

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 11, 2012, 06:42:25 AM
I don't care about the CPU, I just need to know what 4000 series Radeon Mobility variant the GPU is.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 11, 2012, 07:06:55 AM
I don't care about the CPU, I just need to know what 4000 series Radeon Mobility variant the GPU is.

Nintendo : tomorrow's yesterday's technology TODAY TOMORROW! #fap #fap #fap
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: MCD on June 11, 2012, 07:19:57 AM
Tomorrow's magic
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 11, 2012, 07:24:19 AM
the TV isn't big enough for all the whimsy

I just hope there is a penis groove on the back of the WankPad so i can make it prop up on my lap when i see Mario in full on next gen 720 HD

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Post by: Brehvolution on June 11, 2012, 10:11:11 AM
I know it was only 2 weeks, but I missed you DC.  :lol
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2012, 11:33:05 AM
(http://www.vertigogaming.net/E3/quotes/nintendofeel.png)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 11, 2012, 11:33:08 AM
What's really sad is that they're not even going just last gen, but revisiting connectivity to boot.  It's like a greatest hits parade, where all the songs are terrible and make you want to die.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 11, 2012, 12:26:34 PM
I don't care about the CPU, I just need to know what 4000 series Radeon Mobility variant the GPU is.

most likely a 4670M, but until someone does some proper testing OR amd leaks the paperwork, we may never know.

the cpu is a family (refined arch) up from the same ppc die in the 360, only downclocked. it's effectively in same performance band.

as i said on gaf, whether they like to admit or not (they love to compare paper specs disingenuously): the wii u is a 360+ --  a 360 with dx10.1 features. that will lead to cleaner images at 720p over the 360, and less annoying artifacts like stipple stencils and disabled vsync, but it really is a 360, by and large.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 11, 2012, 12:41:24 PM
(http://www.vertigogaming.net/E3/quotes/nintendofeel.png)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 11, 2012, 12:46:40 PM
:lol
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 11, 2012, 01:02:40 PM
 :lol
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Post by: maxy on June 11, 2012, 01:02:53 PM
bad news for magus

http://kotaku.com/5917363/better-friend-codes-achievements-and-more-nintendo-answers-our-burning-wii-u-questions
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Some of Nintendo's top game designers don't want to put Achievements in their games, but Nintendo has put an Achievement-like system in the 3DS, mostly to reward people for feats involving the system's Street Pass networking system. In other words, the system itself has Achievements. "We will have that," Fils-Aime said. "Once you start getting into game-specific [Achievements] that's developer driven." Microsoft may require every game to have Achievements, but, Fils-Aime said, "That is not our philosophy."

 :fbm
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 11, 2012, 01:06:20 PM
PS3/360 ports will have 'em for sure.
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Post by: magus on June 11, 2012, 01:29:12 PM
i don't really care if not every games ever has achievements but i want them to be globalized (err how can i explain this... like rune factory 3 has achievements but they are exclusive to the games,they don't add to a general score nor there is any page in my profile where it says "you were awesome with that game!") it also would be neat if they could put some extra about them,like i would love if each achievement gave you trophies a-la smash bros
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Post by: magus on June 11, 2012, 06:51:52 PM
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IGN: One of the things I think Pikmin 2 really drove home was the element of cooperative gameplay, and just multiplayer in general, allowing more than one player to play together. Can people expect the same from Pikmin 3? Perhaps even online Pikmin?

Miyamoto: Everyone asks that question! [laughter]

So in the case of Mario Kart, we did have online multiplayer, and that's something that... You have to be very careful that you don't drop frames as you're trying to sync up with other players over what could be a very great physical distance, over the internet. But in the situation of Pikmin, for example, since you would have lots of individual, small creatures, the Pikmin, whose every movement and location is going to be really important in the game, it would be very difficult to sync up over an internet connection.

So I think what we've decided to do is focus on the single-player and local multiplayer aspects, which are really fun. But unfortunately, no online multiplayer for Pikmin 3. But the co-op local multiplayer is really fun.

i give exactly 0 shit about multiplayer pikmin but it's hilarious that after all that crap about social and online,one of their first game is going to have local multiplayer but not online :rofl
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Post by: Huff on June 11, 2012, 07:21:46 PM
Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 11, 2012, 07:23:32 PM
(http://www.vertigogaming.net/E3/quotes/nintendofeel.png)

Touch the picture that shows how you feel.

(http://www.lbdesign.org/storage/EmotionCollage.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270660909495)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2012, 07:26:13 PM
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IGN: One of the things I think Pikmin 2 really drove home was the element of cooperative gameplay, and just multiplayer in general, allowing more than one player to play together. Can people expect the same from Pikmin 3? Perhaps even online Pikmin?

Miyamoto: Everyone asks that question! [laughter]

So in the case of Mario Kart, we did have online multiplayer, and that's something that... You have to be very careful that you don't drop frames as you're trying to sync up with other players over what could be a very great physical distance, over the internet. But in the situation of Pikmin, for example, since you would have lots of individual, small creatures, the Pikmin, whose every movement and location is going to be really important in the game, it would be very difficult to sync up over an internet connection.

So I think what we've decided to do is focus on the single-player and local multiplayer aspects, which are really fun. But unfortunately, no online multiplayer for Pikmin 3. But the co-op local multiplayer is really fun.

i give exactly 0 shit about multiplayer pikmin but it's hilarious that after all that crap about social and online,one of their first game is going to have local multiplayer but not online :rofl

Internets are hard, all them tubes and shit. Nobody knows how that shit works. It's impossible.  :-\

But you can still text all your Ninfriendos about your conquests "BEAT LEVEL 2 OF PICMAN, FAGZ! my dick ---> 8========D~~ D: <--your face"
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Post by: Damian79 on June 11, 2012, 07:35:11 PM
I never really cared about graphics just need something that isnt abhorrent.  So if Nintendo releases anything worthwhile like a sequel to Xenoblade Chronicles, i will buy it.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 11, 2012, 07:42:06 PM
I never really cared about graphics just need something that isnt abhorrent.  So if Nintendo releases anything worthwhile like a sequel to Xenoblade Chronicles, i will buy it.

> isn't abhorrent
> WiiU
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 11, 2012, 07:46:52 PM
I never really cared about graphics just need something that isnt abhorrent.  So if Nintendo releases anything worthwhile like a sequel to Xenoblade Chronicles, i will buy it.

Shut up
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Post by: Damian79 on June 11, 2012, 07:49:38 PM
I never really cared about graphics just need something that isnt abhorrent.  So if Nintendo releases anything worthwhile like a sequel to Xenoblade Chronicles, i will buy it.

> isn't abhorrent
> WiiU

I meant in terms of graphics.  Te xenoblade character models sucked and were quite ugly to look at.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 11, 2012, 08:24:10 PM
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Touch the picture that shows how you feel.

I want to touch two of those pictures at the same time but the Nintendo Mothership has told me i like single touch because it's much more accurate and any device using multitouch is not suitable for my needs.

Can you please add a "Sad and Scared" button please?

See ! with good software design and Nintendo Magic you don't NEED technological progress.
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Post by: Damian79 on June 11, 2012, 08:35:52 PM
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Touch the picture that shows how you feel.

I want to touch two of those pictures at the same time but the Nintendo Mothership has told me i like single touch because it's much more accurate and any device using multitouch is not suitable for my needs.

Can you please add a "Sad and Scared" button please?

See ! with good software design and Nintendo Magic you don't NEED technological progress.

*Head assplodes*
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Post by: Damian79 on June 11, 2012, 09:04:47 PM
BTW is the vita more powerful than the WiiU?  It would have been hilarious.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 11, 2012, 09:18:12 PM
Vita is between Xbox and current gen consoles.  Wii U is on par with current gen consoles.  If Vita weren't a nonentity, there could've been some good cross platform games between them, similar to Wii and PSP, only incentive with both devices featuring a touch screen.

no online for Pikmin 3 makes it pretty worthless to me.  Pikmin 2 again in HD.  Then again, it's an RTS and RTS games aren't known for online multiplayer.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 11, 2012, 10:53:18 PM
no online for Pikmin 3 makes it pretty worthless to me.  Pikmin 2 again in HD.  Then again, it's an RTS and RTS games aren't known for online multiplayer.

not sure if kekekidding :ninja
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 11, 2012, 10:54:17 PM
Pikmin 2 again in HD.  Then again, it's an RTS and RTS games aren't known for online multiplayer.
:rofl
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Post by: The Sceneman on June 11, 2012, 11:37:56 PM
i don't really care if not every games ever has achievements but i want them to be globalized (err how can i explain this... like rune factory 3 has achievements but they are exclusive to the games,they don't add to a general score nor there is any page in my profile where it says "you were awesome with that game!") it also would be neat if they could put some extra about them,like i would love if each achievement gave you trophies a-la smash bros

the x360 doesn't have that feature either, that is if you are a filthy pirate with an offline box
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2012, 12:19:10 AM

no online for Pikmin 3 makes it pretty worthless to me.  Pikmin 2 again in HD.  Then again, it's an RTS and RTS games aren't known for online multiplayer.

(http://askcorran.com/mkpcry2.gif)
WUT
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Post by: Damian79 on June 12, 2012, 12:33:33 AM
There is no excuse for pikmin not having online multiplayer, none.


Also found this on nintendoeverything.com



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Testosterone: I finally discovered why I hate so many modern games.


It seems like the longer I watch this industry progress, the further from me it moves. It is slowly severing its connections with innovation, artistic expression, or even just plain fun. We see fewer games like ‘Flower’ and more games like ‘Call of Duty’. Fewer games like ‘Zelda’ and more games like ‘Darksiders’. Fewer games like ‘Mario Kart’ and more games like ‘Forza’. The longer I look at it, the worse it seems to get. Profits go up, but my enjoyment goes down.
 
I never really understood why I felt this way- at least not in any tangible, communicable sense- but finally I figured it out. It’s all because of testosterone. It’s all because of that weird, obscure concept of “manliness” as though it is something that even exists, much less is important.
 


This all started when I was watching Microsoft’s E3 press conference last week, wondering if I’d find anything interesting (sidenote: I didn’t), when something peculiar happened. Game after game after game came on screen, and gun after gun after gun was fired, and explosion after explosion after explosion was… uh… exploded, but none of it interested me at all. Each time something new was shown, I felt like I’d seen it before. It came across as bland, uninteresting, and generic. I’ve felt this way for a while, but the best I could do to describe it to people was to say that I just didn’t like “realistic” games, or “action-packed” games. These adjectives were close, but they didn’t quite hit the nail on the head. Now, after a few hours of thinking about it, I know exactly why I don’t like all of the games I constantly see, and I think it describes a big part of the reason why Nintendo is the favorite game company of so many.
 


Let me start with that example that some of you may have found odd: ‘Zelda’ and ‘Darksiders’. A lot of people who played the latter of these two games called it a ‘more mature Zelda’. But no. “Mature” is definitely not the word I would use there. Zelda is mature beyond its appearance, and- much like Pixar movies- has a remarkable way of connecting with wide audiences no matter the age rating or art style. It is, without a doubt, more mature than ‘Darksiders’.
 
What the reviewers perhaps meant to say is that it was a “manlier” Zelda. One with more testosterone. A game that did its best to fit as many scary faces and big muscles and violence and sweat and blood and darkness and grit as it possibly could into one package- and maybe in that sense it succeeded. But this is the exact reason why I don’t like Darksiders and so many other games in concept. They’re all so uselessly manly.
 




At the Microsoft conference, they pretty much talked about three things: Guns, sports, and cars. Three of the “manliest” things in existence, and three things that I will never understand the insane hype behind. Why do we suppose they talked about these things?
 
Anyone?
 
The answer is that they sell.
 
Every single one of those games that I “just don’t like” has this one thing in common. They all have guns or sports or cars or scantily clad women or blood or explosions. Just a bunch of stupid, mindless drivel that is put in there not for the sake of gameplay, not for the sake of storytelling, and not for the sake of “making it immersive”. It’s put in there because the people behind these games (Activision, EA, Ubisoft, etc etc etc) know that this is what people are buying. They look at the trends, and make games based around it.
 
Now, extrapolate this newfound wisdom to the current round of consoles. The PS360 is primarily made up of these testosterone-y games; ones filled with gritty realism, guns, explosions, and whatever else they can fit in there that will validate our existence as “men”, either on a very blatant level (Call of Duty) or a more subtle plane. Even the best games like Mass Effect and Grand Theft Auto still strike me as a little dull, despite the fact that I enjoyed similar games on older consoles. There’s just too much realism. Too many guns. Too much badassery. I don’t want to see all of their pores and hairs and each wrinkle on someone’s face. It destroys the atmosphere to have so much detail. I don’t get it.
 


The Wii? It’s filled with artistic, weird, and unique games. Fragile, No More Heroes, Zelda, Mario, Mario Kart, Muramasa, Little King’s Story, etc. All of the best Wii games don’t concern themselves with testosterone or manliness. They concern themselves with being games, pieces of art, or innovations. No, they aren’t all amazing, but they also aren’t stupid and manly and detailed. I love it.
 
And you know what the most noticeable difference between Nintendo-platform games (pre-Wii U anyway) and other platforms’ games? The characters. The heroes from the greatest Wii and DS games never have huge muscles, rugged voices, or overbearing personalities. They’re characters like Phoenix Wright, Link, Mario, Travis Touchdown, and Seto. Unique characters about whom you can know something simply by looking at them, and characters who aren’t quite like anyone else you’ve met. Hell, the closest Nintendo has ever come to playing into a stereotype is with Samus and her slim, attractive body. Yet even then, she was born out of breaking a stereotype, and to this day she more often resides in a very thick metallic casing than in her skin-tight under suit.
 
So, to all of you guys out there who laugh when someone says their favorite developer is Nintendo or that their favorite game is something other than “MANdden NHL 2K10: An Explosion of Testosterone*: It’s not because we’re fanboys. It’s because we just don’t care about your useless, subconscious quest for needing to see the most manly and most explosion-y thing since ‘Avatar’ came out.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 12, 2012, 12:35:46 AM
No More Heroes was full of blood, tits and sex jokes, and there are plenty of what he refers to as "non-manly titles" on the 360 and PS3. The dude's thesis fails horribly.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 12, 2012, 12:38:39 AM
 ::)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I posted that before reading the Pikmin 3 online thread on gaf.  Suddenly it's not so obvious.
[close]

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Post by: Huff on June 12, 2012, 12:47:57 AM
Damiam, what are you doing on nintendoeverything in the first place?
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Post by: Damian79 on June 12, 2012, 01:14:10 AM
Its the best place for Nintendo news.  I need good sites for Sony and MS news too.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Damian79 on June 12, 2012, 01:21:27 AM
No More Heroes was full of blood, tits and sex jokes, and there are plenty of what he refers to as "non-manly titles" on the 360 and PS3. The dude's thesis fails horribly.

:lol He included no more heroes in that list.  Would have been ok without it imo.  I thought he was referring to the focus of modern games these days.

That said "manly" games bomb on Nintendo consoles and "non manly" games bomb on the ps360 consoles.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 12, 2012, 01:26:25 AM
Babelfish.yahoo.com

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So, to all of you guys out there who laugh when someone says their favorite developer is Nintendo or that their favorite game is something other than “MANdden NHL 2K10: An Explosion of Testosterone*: It’s not because we’re fanboys. It’s because we just don’t care about your useless, subconscious quest for needing to see the most manly and most explosion-y thing since ‘Avatar’ came out

Translate from : Whimsinese
to : English

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huge muscles, rugged voices, or overbearing personalities.

(http://images.wikia.com/wario/images/c/cb/Wario2.jpg)
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Post by: maxy on June 12, 2012, 01:42:34 AM
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The Wii? It’s filled with artistic, weird, and unique games. Fragile, No More Heroes, Zelda, Mario, Mario Kart, Muramasa, Little King’s Story, etc. All of the best Wii games don’t concern themselves with testosterone or manliness. They concern themselves with being games, pieces of art, or innovations. No, they aren’t all amazing, but they also aren’t stupid and manly and detailed. I love it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV4vHpqrj6E
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 12, 2012, 01:54:26 AM
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It’s filled with artistic, weird, and unique games. Fragile, No More Heroes, Zelda, Mario, Mario Kart, Muramasa, Little King’s Story, etc.

???
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Post by: Momo on June 12, 2012, 01:55:35 AM
The hell is going on on this page :lol
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Post by: Damian79 on June 12, 2012, 02:02:01 AM
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It’s filled with artistic, weird, and unique games. Fragile, No More Heroes, Zelda, Mario, Mario Kart, Muramasa, Little King’s Story, etc.

???

Well no one copies them well so they certainly are unique.  The only game that copied and comes close to the quality of those games is Alundra.

P.S. he should have left out both no more heroes and muramasa.  Nothing unique, weird or or artistic about those games.
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Post by: Damian79 on June 12, 2012, 03:51:21 AM
i am a bit of a fan of the whimsy and feel a severe disconnect with a lot of what is popular in gaming these days, and i was still rolling my eyes hard reading that shit

True that.  I only posted it because it had a lot of responses for that site.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 12, 2012, 03:54:29 AM
i am a bit of a fan of the whimsy and feel a severe disconnect with a lot of what is popular in gaming these days, and i was still rolling my eyes hard reading that shit

yeah, the problem is the whole stance of "it's not that we are fanboys ... but we don't like anything on your platform whilst our platform is FULL of unique, awesome, brilliant, fresh, incredible experiences!"

I am on board for part of the message in that there's a glut of samey-samey stuff out there that is overly Dark World of Grey (BLACK EDITION) and Sepia in My Mittens 3 : Brown's Adventure in Mauveland, but the Wii and DS is also cram full of shovel ware "Let us be doing the low budget TOUCH or WAGGLE! with cartoon figurehead ! Will this Do? Edition" type titles.
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Post by: The Sceneman on June 12, 2012, 04:03:49 AM
asswipe obviously knows nothing of XBLA and PSN, where you can buy whimsical platformers that are better than NSMB for $10
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Post by: magus on June 12, 2012, 04:35:59 AM
i don't really care if not every games ever has achievements but i want them to be globalized (err how can i explain this... like rune factory 3 has achievements but they are exclusive to the games,they don't add to a general score nor there is any page in my profile where it says "you were awesome with that game!") it also would be neat if they could put some extra about them,like i would love if each achievement gave you trophies a-la smash bros

the x360 doesn't have that feature either, that is if you are a filthy pirate with an offline box

wha? i have a page that list all the game i 1000/1000

Its the best place for Nintendo news.  I need good sites for Sony and MS news too.

i feel your pain bro,i too have my nintendo site ruled by a distinguished mentally-challenged fanboy which i keep going on simply because it's so good for getting any eventual news :(

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yeah, the problem is the whole stance of "it's not that we are fanboys ... but we don't like anything on your platform whilst our platform is FULL of unique, awesome, brilliant, fresh, incredible experiences!"

I am on board for part of the message in that there's a glut of samey-samey stuff out there that is overly Dark World of Grey (BLACK EDITION) and Sepia in My Mittens 3 : Brown's Adventure in Mauveland, but the Wii and DS is also cram full of shovel ware "Let us be doing the low budget TOUCH or WAGGLE! with cartoon figurehead ! Will this Do? Edition" type titles.

i think the wii was doing fine at the beginning,i remember enjoying some nice games like chocobo mysterious dungeon or zack & wiki (funny how these keep getting forgotten while that piece of crap of no more heroes gets name dropped) but somewhere along the road everybody stopped giving a fuck,including nintendo... i mean i can sorta understand third party but even nintendo?
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Post by: The Sceneman on June 12, 2012, 05:06:40 AM
i don't really care if not every games ever has achievements but i want them to be globalized (err how can i explain this... like rune factory 3 has achievements but they are exclusive to the games,they don't add to a general score nor there is any page in my profile where it says "you were awesome with that game!") it also would be neat if they could put some extra about them,like i would love if each achievement gave you trophies a-la smash bros

the x360 doesn't have that feature either, that is if you are a filthy pirate with an offline box

wha? i have a page that list all the game i 1000/1000


you are forgetting the most important thing

(http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/f/f3/Xbawks2.png)

magus, I live by the golden rule: the man with XBL Gold, rules.
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Post by: tiesto on June 12, 2012, 08:28:10 AM
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It’s filled with artistic, weird, and unique games. Fragile, No More Heroes, Zelda, Mario, Mario Kart, Muramasa, Little King’s Story, etc.

???

Well no one copies them well so they certainly are unique.  The only game that copied and comes close to the quality of those games is Alundra.

P.S. he should have left out both no more heroes and muramasa.  Nothing unique, weird or or artistic about those games.

Zelda clones: Gunman's Proof, Crusader of Centy (great game), Final Fantasy Adventure/Seiken Densetsu 1, Sphinx the Cursed Mummy, that weird Korean Wind Waker knockoff

Mario Kart clones: CTR, Konami Kart Racers, that Jaguar kart racer game, there's been a whole bunch

Mario clones: like 33% of 8/16 bit era games :P

i think the wii was doing fine at the beginning,i remember enjoying some nice games like chocobo mysterious dungeon or zack & wiki (funny how these keep getting forgotten while that piece of crap of no more heroes gets name dropped) but somewhere along the road everybody stopped giving a fuck,including nintendo... i mean i can sorta understand third party but even nintendo?

Nintendo's got a history for dropping consoles late into their lives, only doling out maybe 1-2 big releases as they gear up for the next generation. I thought the Wii started out with promise, but after the disastrous E3 2008 showing, it was clear Nintendo had no interest in the console. But at least I got Sin and Punishment 2 and Xenoblade out of the deal.
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Post by: Momo on June 12, 2012, 08:31:54 AM
Well no one copies them well so they certainly are unique.  The only game that copied and comes close to the quality of those games is Alundra.
(http://i.imgur.com/86XpY.gif)
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Post by: Damian79 on June 12, 2012, 08:39:36 AM
Zelda clones: Gunman's Proof, Crusader of Centy (great game), Final Fantasy Adventure/Seiken Densetsu 1, Sphinx the Cursed Mummy, that weird Korean Wind Waker knockoff

Mario Kart clones: CTR, Konami Kart Racers, that Jaguar kart racer game, there's been a whole bunch

Mario clones: like 33% of 8/16 bit era games :P


My point wasnt that there werent knockoffs, just that they werent as good or better than the Nintendo originals other than Alundra.  That said i havent played half of the zelda clones you mentioned.
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Post by: tiesto on June 12, 2012, 09:53:40 AM
Zelda clones: Gunman's Proof, Crusader of Centy (great game), Final Fantasy Adventure/Seiken Densetsu 1, Sphinx the Cursed Mummy, that weird Korean Wind Waker knockoff

Mario Kart clones: CTR, Konami Kart Racers, that Jaguar kart racer game, there's been a whole bunch

Mario clones: like 33% of 8/16 bit era games :P


My point wasnt that there werent knockoffs, just that they werent as good or better than the Nintendo originals other than Alundra.  That said i havent played half of the zelda clones you mentioned.

You should really give Crusader of Centy and Seiken 1 a shot, both awesome games! There's a translation of Gunman's Proof going around, I'm gonna pick that one up soon once I'm done with XB and Ys Origin.
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Post by: The Sceneman on June 12, 2012, 09:56:07 AM
Okami is a Zelda clone which is leagues ahead of any 3d Zelda. There is no defense argument anyone can make for the Zelda franchise, as it would be wrong.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 12, 2012, 10:00:24 AM
Darksiders :rock
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Post by: The Sceneman on June 12, 2012, 10:01:55 AM
Oh yeah that game too. Darksiders is so sweet
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Post by: Damian79 on June 12, 2012, 11:00:54 AM
the palest imitations of zelda games these days are the ones nintendo themselves are creating

Pretty much.  The last Zelda was horrendous.

Darksiders is probably a game that i would never play that is much better than Zelda.  For some reason i have no interest in it.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 12, 2012, 11:05:35 AM
Can't wait to play this hardcore bloody explosion game on my Manstation 3. :rock

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61suqnyz25L.jpg)
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Post by: archnemesis on June 12, 2012, 11:12:35 AM
Atelier Meruru was great!
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Post by: magus on June 12, 2012, 11:21:47 AM
Atelier Meruru was great!

too many over sexualized little girls

6/10
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 12, 2012, 11:30:55 AM
needed more over sexualized little girls

6/10
       /
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z2/teasels/wily2yn5_03463.gif)
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Post by: tiesto on June 12, 2012, 11:31:09 AM
Can't wait to play this hardcore bloody explosion game on my Manstation 3. :rock

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61suqnyz25L.jpg)

Is this out in America? I need to get this and Gungnir.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 12, 2012, 11:32:29 AM
Can't wait to play this hardcore bloody explosion game on my Manstation 3. :rock

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61suqnyz25L.jpg)

Is this out in America? I need to get this and Gungnir.

Came out last month. I'm waiting for a price drop like I did with $20 Totori.
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Post by: Momo on June 12, 2012, 01:27:06 PM
yeah, adult asian women are certainly known for their hefty bosoms
I once saw a pic of what I assume to be a porn actress with gigantic boobs laying in a melon patch with a melon bra.

I have no point in posting this except jogging my own memory
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Post by: Diunx on June 12, 2012, 02:37:47 PM
link?
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Post by: Momo on June 12, 2012, 02:49:02 PM
link?

 :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/tfF1w.jpg)


http://erooups.com/2010/03/12/japanese_round_girl_fuko_and_watermelons_16_pics.html

[close]
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 12, 2012, 05:13:21 PM
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Also I'm in the camp that loved Skyward Sword for the good parts. But man when it got bad it just went off the deep end.

I didn't get more than about 10 minutes into SS before i was annoyed to the point of distraction by just how dire the game was put together. I've moaned about it before but the dialogue is absolute complete fucking garbage following the "why say that in one sentence when i can pad it out for 20 page of faffafafaffafafafafafaf!"

Zelda : Unlimited Faffing.

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Post by: Damian79 on June 12, 2012, 06:34:08 PM
Darksiders :rock

YES! :rock

Darksiders is greatness! My love for that game is in how different it is while at the same time taking the best parts of other games and putting them together. Its not a Zelda clone, it took the template and actually expanded upon it. Such a great game.


Darksiders is probably a game that i would never play that is much better than Zelda.  For some reason i have no interest in it.

Oh fucking nut up already and play it. I wasn't interested in it at all until Prole convinced me to try it out and I haven't regretted it. Its better than anything Nintendo could ever come up with anytime soon.

Also I'm in the camp that loved Skyward Sword for the good parts. But man when it got bad it just went off the deep end.

I actually bought the game at full price and sold it to a retailer at less than half price because i had that little interest in it.  Maybe i will try one last time.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 13, 2012, 11:49:58 AM
http://techtroid.co.uk/wii-u-games-using-two-gamepads-are-way-off-12988
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Post by: magus on June 13, 2012, 12:01:46 PM
not included

Online Multiplayer
HD
Multiple Pads Multiplayer

included

Whimsy
maybe DLC if that's not too hard to do too

needed more over sexualized little girls

6/10
       /
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z2/teasels/wily2yn5_03463.gif)

perfect
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 13, 2012, 12:01:56 PM
"Don't worry, this feature is coming some time in the future. Developers just need to get used to it first."

And how many times have we heard this from Nintendo lately?
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Post by: maxy on June 13, 2012, 12:28:46 PM
Didn't they say that framerate gets cut in half when two tablets are used?

I'm surprised how undeveloped things look on the surface,machine should be going into mass production in like 2 months.
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Post by: cool breeze on June 13, 2012, 12:34:13 PM
It'll depend on the game like 3D on the 3DS.  Some games drop to 30fps in 3D mode, and back to 60 in 2D.

I wonder if playing solely on the 360 controller will increase performance for some games too.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 13, 2012, 01:10:37 PM
Nintendo: Good Enough™
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Post by: Stoney Mason on June 13, 2012, 01:19:15 PM
Yeah, the whole thing feels really "not ready for prime time" in a way that is unusual for Nintendo.  I dunno, I still think this thing has disaster written all over it.  Nintendo execs have got to be suspecting the same thing after the lukewarm E3 response.  This ain't no Wii.

I mostly avoided all the e3 talk over here because of the circle jerkish nature of it all but yeah I didn't think they did a good job of demonstrating to regular people why this thing is cool or essential for gamers. It was always going to be nearly impossible to recreate the Wii phenomenon and they didn't even come close it appears here. A tablet for gaming purposes is cool from a traditional console manufacturer but its simply not a revolution in an age of ipads, vitas, etc.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 13, 2012, 01:23:16 PM
It's really strange that they seem so far behind.  They had to have know that they would do an early and under powered release like the wii once the wii started doing great in the first two years.  So they should have had like four years of knowing when this thing would be out.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 13, 2012, 01:26:26 PM
“Asymmetric gameplay is going to be the next major step forward, just like active play was when we launched the Wii,” says Fils-Aime. “We think that’s where developers will focus first."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxa5IDkOghc
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2012, 01:39:40 PM
Nintendo: Good Enough™

Nintendo fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XK52HUFBBw
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 13, 2012, 03:31:24 PM
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/353614/iwata-xbox-live-and-psn-are-too-far-developed-for-nintendo-to-catch-up/

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"I think that what we see in terms of online gaming networks on existing dedicated gaming platforms is not particularly well suited to the approach Nintendo has taken," he said.
 
"Therefore, I can't sit here and say to you that we can very quickly overcome or catch up to other companies, which began to work in the online field from many years ago and have been building these online networks on other platforms, and I don't think that would be a smart strategy, either."


Nintendo ignoring the most and doing their own thing it looks like
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 13, 2012, 03:39:12 PM
"So instead we'll just implement a few pointless social features and call it a day."
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Post by: Stoney Mason on June 13, 2012, 03:55:08 PM
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/353614/iwata-xbox-live-and-psn-are-too-far-developed-for-nintendo-to-catch-up/

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"I think that what we see in terms of online gaming networks on existing dedicated gaming platforms is not particularly well suited to the approach Nintendo has taken," he said.
 
"Therefore, I can't sit here and say to you that we can very quickly overcome or catch up to other companies, which began to work in the online field from many years ago and have been building these online networks on other platforms, and I don't think that would be a smart strategy, either."


Nintendo ignoring the most and doing their own thing it looks like

Which is why I have no interest in their platforms anymore. But this approach should be fine for their target market of kids, and man kids.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 13, 2012, 04:02:06 PM
"So instead we'll just implement a few pointless social features and call it a day."

"And keep getting further behind! mwhahahaah" 
*goes back to starring at banana. 
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Post by: Momo on June 13, 2012, 06:06:37 PM
"you can now read princess peach's twitter and facebook streams while playing"
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 13, 2012, 06:32:25 PM
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/353614/iwata-xbox-live-and-psn-are-too-far-developed-for-nintendo-to-catch-up/

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"I think that what we see in terms of online gaming networks on existing dedicated gaming platforms is not particularly well suited to the approach Nintendo has taken," he said.
 
"Therefore, I can't sit here and say to you that we can very quickly overcome or catch up to other companies, which began to work in the online field from many years ago and have been building these online networks on other platforms, and I don't think that would be a smart strategy, either."


Nintendo ignoring the most and doing their own thing it looks like

It seems crazy just how lazy Nintendo is getting.  They're not even bothering to look like they're giving a fuck.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 13, 2012, 06:53:48 PM
Fuck this console
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 13, 2012, 06:55:47 PM
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/353614/iwata-xbox-live-and-psn-are-too-far-developed-for-nintendo-to-catch-up/

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"I think that what we see in terms of online gaming networks on existing dedicated gaming platforms is not particularly well suited to the approach Nintendo has taken," he said.
 
"Therefore, I can't sit here and say to you that we can very quickly overcome or catch up to other companies, which began to work in the online field from many years ago and have been building these online networks on other platforms, and I don't think that would be a smart strategy, either."


Nintendo ignoring the most and doing their own thing it looks like

It seems crazy just how lazy Nintendo is getting.  They're not even bothering to look like they're giving a fuck.

I guess they think the Wii/DS gave them "fuck you" money and now they can sit around on the couch, eating donuts.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2012, 07:14:56 PM
I don't get this at all. They're taking a half step towards the mainstream* gaming market with graphics/ports of popular games, but can't take a similar half step or even full step on something as basic as online functionality? The XBL blueprint has been there for nearly a decade, it shouldn't be hard to replicate it to some degree with a Nintendo twist. This system just sounds like a giant disaster. It'll sell well initially but it won't take long for people to realize it's just another Nintendo system for Nintendo games and nothing else.

*I'm tired of the "hardcore" label. Call Of Duty, Halo, etc are as mainstream as you can get now. If Nintendo wants to half ass it, that audience will look elsewhere again. Part of the reason the 360 has stomped the PS3 this gen is because of XBL and people wanting to play with friends on the same console.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 13, 2012, 07:27:42 PM
Making online infrastructures is hard
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2012, 07:32:35 PM
Especially if you've had 5-7 years to do R&D on it but chose not to, apparently.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 13, 2012, 07:36:01 PM
Apparently, what Nintendo has taken away from the last decade or so:  online is still a fad, and the bullshit connectivity crap that no one wanted the first time around is STILL the wave of the future.  Also, more mascot games.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2012, 07:50:12 PM
Yup, four swords bullshit all over again. Wiimote, tablet controller, fit board, motion bar, lmao. Good luck with this shit bros, your target audience flocked to Apple. two years ago.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 13, 2012, 09:47:57 PM
the scarier thing is that if nintendo doesn't have any real network play in its games, it means they probably don't a have a real API surface for it, either, which is YIIIIIIIKESICLES
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 13, 2012, 09:50:46 PM
alone together with messages and miis

forever alone with games
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 13, 2012, 10:23:41 PM
:lol
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Post by: Takao on June 14, 2012, 01:22:30 AM
So apparently another thing not making launch is the regular controller.

Will this even play games at launch?
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 14, 2012, 01:23:58 AM
Wait, waaaaaa?

Pad or 360 controller?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 14, 2012, 02:25:58 AM
He said "regular controller" and not "WII U GAME PAD" so guessing the 360 style one.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 14, 2012, 02:30:27 AM
Unveiled at E3 2011
Unfinished rush release Holiday 2012
???
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 14, 2012, 02:50:34 AM
Still sucks.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2012, 03:06:14 AM
At least third parties already have years of experience using a touch screen as a lazy inventory or map screen.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 14, 2012, 07:04:38 AM
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Nintendo president Satoru Iwata has admitted the Wii U GamePad's tablet screen was almost dropped late in the console's planning stages.

The company was worried the screen's price would drive up the console's overall cost to consumers.

"Sometime during that final discussion we almost gave up on the idea of the additional screen," Iwata told The Telegraph. "This was due to our concern over the expected high cost, it may not have been feasible to create this and sell it at a reasonable price point for the consumers."

The fact Microsoft and Sony have both now produced their own dual-screen concepts, Xbox SmartGlass and Vita Cross-Play, only validated Nintendo's decision, Iwata added.

"It's quicker than before. After our showing of motion control, it took three years for other companies to follow suit. But this time it's just one year after our proposal, even before we brought out the actual product. I think that proves the great potential of what we showed last year."

While the GamePad's touch screen stayed, Nintendo decided to roughly match the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360's graphical power - still a vast improvement from the Wii for third-party publisher's multi-platform releases.

"In the case of the Wii U, we have decided to make it so that it is capable of doing whatever the other two consoles can do, so games are easily portable," Iwata explained.

Beyond the lifespan of the current generation of rivals, Iwata was unfazed by the impending threat of a new Xbox or PlayStation.

"My impression is that the things that happened with Wii vs. 360 or Wii vs. PS3 won't happen again," he added. "If they decide to increase the spec numbers, will the consumers be able to realise the difference from today so much that they can understand it's much superior to today's machine?"
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-06-14-nintendo-almost-dropped-tablet-screen-in-wii-u-gamepad
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 14, 2012, 08:40:32 AM
"The company was worried the screen's price would drive up the console's overall cost to consumers."

=

"The company was worried the screen's price would eat up their profits."
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 14, 2012, 08:41:33 AM
"In the case of the Wii U, we have decided to make it so that it is capable of doing whatever the other two consoles can do, so games are easily portable,"


"My impression is that the things that happened with Wii vs. 360 or Wii vs. PS3 won't happen again," he added. "If they decide to increase the spec numbers, will the consumers be able to realise the difference from today so much that they can understand it's much superior to today's machine?"

lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 14, 2012, 09:13:08 AM
Can we start calling Iwata : "UTwata"?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: tiesto on June 14, 2012, 09:25:25 AM
WiiU is a disaster in the making... Even the people I know IRL who are Nintendo loyalists are either cold on the platform or they don't know much about it at all. And it's supposed to come out later this year? The whole thing really needed more time in the oven, and I can't believe Nintendo's repeating the same mistakes they made in prior eras.

Next gen should be interesting to see play out, though considering my taste for weeaboo/retro games I will probably be mostly a 3DS player. I'm sure the Nextbox won't have much interesting for me excepting indies, and PS4 is really up in the air at this point (hopefully it's not the disaster the PS3 and Vita were).
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2012, 09:51:39 AM
As someone said a few pages ago:

Nintendo: Good Enough™
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 14, 2012, 10:11:59 AM
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/353719/iwata-not-convinced-that-ps4-and-next-xbox-will-offer-a-true-graphical-leap/

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=478425

 :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2012, 10:41:24 AM
There is some talk among 360 hacking scene about next xbox devkits--12GB RAM inside.

Oh Nintendo'oh.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: magus on June 14, 2012, 11:12:47 AM
gaming is turning each day into picking the less worse option,it's either the dumbass hollywood gaming or the stuff these clown propose and half-ass :fbm
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2012, 12:11:56 PM
There is some talk among 360 hacking scene about next xbox devkits--12GB RAM inside.

Oh Nintendo'oh.

Is that a good thing/better than WiiU? I'm not familiar with dirt person specs
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 14, 2012, 01:49:29 PM
dev kits always have more ram than the finals, DERRR. they hafta support a REAL OS and tools unless you're ass backwards like nintendo and you hafta deploy to 'em over rs-232
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 14, 2012, 01:50:46 PM
the VERY best moment in all of this will come next e3, when people really DO SEE THE DIFFERENCE. the ninthing spin will be GEEE-LORIOUS
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2012, 01:54:32 PM
With all this mudslinging recently it looks like next gen stuff has finally started.  :lol :lol :lol :lol

Surprised to see MS is not in it as yet though
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 14, 2012, 02:12:37 PM
the VERY best moment in all of this will come next e3, when people really DO SEE THE DIFFERENCE. the ninthing spin will be GEEE-LORIOUS

"graphix aren't that important, whimsy, etc etc"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 14, 2012, 02:13:53 PM
put it this way: the era of the ANIMATED GIF has only begun :-(
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 14, 2012, 02:14:30 PM
the VERY best moment in all of this will come next e3, when people really DO SEE THE DIFFERENCE. the ninthing spin will be GEEE-LORIOUS

"graphix aren't that important, whimsy, etc etc"

It's just good business.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2012, 02:20:33 PM
So now Dead Space is a shit franchise that they don't need? Hehe.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2012, 02:20:43 PM
"I showed my grandmother the gameplay trailer for GTAVI and she couldn't tell the difference between it and Zelda Atlas Shield. She did note that GTAVI's city looks enormous but I made sure to inform her that a bunch of stuff on screen doesn't equal higher performance"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2012, 02:24:12 PM
"I showed my grandmother the gameplay trailer for GTAVI and she couldn't tell the difference between it and Zelda Atlas Shield. She did note that GTAVI's city looks enormous but I made sure to inform her that a bunch of stuff on screen doesn't equal higher performance"

Wha? Where is that from?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2012, 02:26:36 PM
So now Dead Space is a shit franchise that they don't need? Hehe.

Just another lame dudebro shooter, lacking in whimsy and fun.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2012, 02:49:00 PM
"I showed my grandmother the gameplay trailer for GTAVI and she couldn't tell the difference between it and Zelda Atlas Shield. She did note that GTAVI's city looks enormous but I made sure to inform her that a bunch of stuff on screen doesn't equal higher performance"

Wha? Where is that from?

Next year's E3
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 14, 2012, 02:50:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aGgja.jpg)

:bow Yoshida :bow2
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2012, 03:05:50 PM
Nintendo fans still expecting a huge generational leap between the the PS3/360 and the WiiU. You can't make this shit up. :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38881182&postcount=563
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 14, 2012, 03:15:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aGgja.jpg)

:bow Yoshida :bow2

Annihilated
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2012, 03:20:34 PM
Nintendo fans still expecting a huge generational leap between the the PS3/360 and the WiiU. You can't make this shit up. :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38881182&postcount=563

Nintendo: If I Were Nintendo™
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 14, 2012, 03:32:54 PM
Nintendo wanted to drop the screen because it would have eaten too much into their profits.

Nintendo desperately longs for the Wii Play/Wii Fit days.  Nintendo is trying to find a way to rekindle that kind of insane demand while putting in as little effort as possible to do so.  They're banking on lightning striking the same spot twice.

Unveiled at E3 2011
Unfinished rush release Holiday 2012
???

Do you remember the news articles that came out in the months after E3 2011 about Nintendo basically starting the Wii U over from scratch?  I know it's around here somewhere, because we all probably ridiculed it but that explains the rushed feeling.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2012, 03:47:35 PM
Uh oh, Drinky. They're calling you out in that Iwata WiiU Power Levels Over 9000 thread.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2012, 03:49:36 PM
Uh oh, Drinky. They're calling you out in that Iwata WiiU Power Levels Over 9000 thread.

Linky for Drinky?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2012, 03:52:32 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38882523&postcount=590
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 14, 2012, 03:53:49 PM
Uh oh, Drinky. They're calling you out in that Iwata WiiU Power Levels Over 9000 thread.

Linky for Drinky?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38883012&postcount=601
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2012, 03:58:53 PM
Oh man, Ntards going for blood
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 14, 2012, 04:19:58 PM
Nintendo fans still expecting a huge generational leap between the the PS3/360 and the WiiU. You can't make this shit up. :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38881182&postcount=563

That... that shit has to be a troll, right?  RIGHT?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 14, 2012, 04:54:45 PM
GAF is full of delusional fucking idiots.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 14, 2012, 04:59:10 PM
Group hug everyone
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Steve Youngblood on June 14, 2012, 05:35:27 PM
Honest question for Drinky or anyone else with the foggiest idea about designing proprietary, mass-market hardware. Let's say they sell this thing for $300. If taking little to no loss per console is important to you, just how bad is this hardware framed in that light? I know most of the talk over there is silly damage control, but there are at least a couple of people that I tend to not just regard as hopeless fanboys that think that -- even though it's been seven years since the 360 -- getting hardware out the door that is a respectable improvement over the 360 can't be accomplished for anywhere close to what Nintendo would sell it for. Now, this strikes me as disingenuous and/or ignorant, but I'm really not enough of a tech dork to be able to ballpark what a competent console in 2012 should cost.

So, what say you?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 14, 2012, 05:46:39 PM
don't worry - the best game at E3 showing the most hints of next get - running on a high end PC - (Watch Dogs) is probably going Wii U timed exclusive because "you never know what happens behind closed doors" with Nintendo

I doubt Ubi will want to go up against Diablo 3, GTAV, Half Life 3, etc etc... i think the Wii U is already chock full of secret announcements that only exist in the minds of children.

Quote
-- getting hardware out the door that is a respectable improvement over the 360 can't be accomplished for anywhere close to what Nintendo would sell it for

I'm not a Drinky but there may well be some truth in some of the price tag rumours floating around. I would also like to add that if the Wii U -is- indeed 34,980 yen that it's so completely and utterly FUCKED that i don't know where to start. I think Japan might just end gaming at this gen.



Also, Dear Twata-san.... if it's so hard to tell between PS4 and Wii U and, as you recall, it was hard to tell between Wii and X360/PS3.... then how will your fanthings be able to tell the difference between Wii U and PS3/X360? If i were you - i'd be worrying about that... actually... you probably don't... you do , after all, have "the best fans in the world" (i.e. dumb, stupid, buy any old shit, we can slap any price tag we want on this!)

Quote
And it's supposed to come out later this year? The whole thing really needed more time in the oven, and I can't believe Nintendo's repeating the same mistakes they made in prior eras.

I was seriosuly surprised they announced a time frame at E3 as there are strong rumours from several places that the machine will be pushed back. I suspect though that they'd see that as suicide and that getting out -even with the slimmest of games line ups- will be preferable to a delay.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2012, 07:06:11 PM
Nintendo: Half-Baked Is Still Fresh-Baked!™
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2012, 07:46:32 PM
I hope the WiiU launches at $400, for the lulz.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 14, 2012, 07:54:02 PM
WiiFuckU would be more like it if they launched at $400. I think they could maybe get away with $350 cause of the holiday season and all, $400 is just... well GAF would buy it I guess.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2012, 08:20:02 PM
$250 or bust
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 14, 2012, 08:24:20 PM
$250 is not happening at launch. Not from these greedy pricks.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2012, 08:27:25 PM
alright, alright, I'll go to $300 but if it doesn't include nintendoland I'll be making angry posts on videogame forums.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 14, 2012, 08:30:46 PM
I'll just be bending over now.  No one tell Iwata.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 14, 2012, 08:47:02 PM
My pulled out of my ass predictions:

System: $299
Wii U Gamepad: $99
360 Knockoff: $69
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2012, 08:52:37 PM
considering that pad seems to have the specs of one of those $60 taiwanese android 2.2 tablets, i'll go with $299 as well

but i'm gonna say they will impose a nintendo tax on the standalone pad = $129
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 14, 2012, 08:58:47 PM
3DS was $249 right? Can't see Nintendo releasing a home console at the same price.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 14, 2012, 09:12:01 PM
No matter what the Wii U is launched at - no Nthing will be buying it because they expressed horror at Vita because "will wait for ambassador for this old tech" so - i expect them to wait for the same thing to happen for the WiiUsedHardware2007 - just like they pretended they would with the Vita that they had no interest in.

but... let me guess?! OMG THEY WONT?! :O

incredible! it's like they are dickslurping the Twata! who'd a thunk it?! <reggieshrugasBJedbyfanthings>
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2012, 12:29:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jJUNQcOmFA

I thought with the slab in your hands and eight accessible buttons you wouldn't be waggling anymore.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 15, 2012, 01:00:41 AM
with the slab in your hand you will finally be able to play last gen quality games in the comfort of your home rather than outside your home like with the Vita... but no one wants console standard games on a portable if you can leave your house with them, only house bound portable console standard gaming please

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 15, 2012, 01:06:21 AM
people leave their homes?  why?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2012, 01:14:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jJUNQcOmFA

I thought with the slab in your hands and eight accessible buttons you wouldn't be waggling anymore.

what amazing use of the second screen!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 15, 2012, 01:17:37 AM
with the slab in your hand you will finally be able to play last gen quality games in the comfort of your home rather than outside your home like with the Vita... but no one wants console standard games on a portable if you can leave your house with them, only house bound portable console standard gaming please

I do wonder about the range of the wii u.  It's impressive how it streams seemingly without lag, but if it's restricted to the same room, you can't play in bed or on the toilet.
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2012, 01:27:32 AM
Waggling a remote I can understand, we're all used from years of using cheap batteries, AMIRITE?!

Waggling a slab, on the other hand, is troublesome. I wonder if Nintendo's engineers have factored in wind resistance when they designed it.

I mean even Apple tries to avoid it on the iPad (e.g. Adding a dedicated "undo" button on the keyboard instead of relying solely on waggle as they do on the iPhone/iPod).
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2012, 01:34:50 AM
Oh man, I have a feeling that this thing is going to be the gift that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 15, 2012, 01:40:21 AM
[crowd sourced hate, please help]

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Wii music used to make me smile
And I knew Nintendo had a chance
That they could make old people dance
And maybe they'd be in profit for a while

But 3DS made me shiver
With huge price cut I'd whimper
Bad news was on "the bore" '
we'd get no port of Di-ab-a-lo

I can't remember if I was jaded
When I read how we got Xenoblade'd
But something riled me deep inside
**The day the whimsy died**
So

[Chorus]
Bye, bye This Lastgen'ian Try
Drove my whimsy to the EmCee but the Emcee did cry
Them "last gen" boys were runnin UE two point five
Singin' this'll be Wii U in 20-one-five
This'll be Wii U in twenty-one-five


.... NEXT !
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2012, 01:53:48 AM
:lol you sure are making up for lost time
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2012, 02:09:48 AM
:lol lol :lol

Did you see the dev kit specs?
And did you write on GAF about effects
As good as the PS4?
 Now do you believe in Iwata-san?
 And the magical powers of Japan?
 And understand we need HD Mar-ee-oh?
 
Well, I know that you love novelty
 And you always giggle at your Mii
 You play Jigglypuff in Brawl
 When no-one plays it all!
You were once a lonely Zelda fan
A Nintendo Power in your clammy hand
 But your subscription ran out
 The day the whimsy died
You started wagglin'
 
Bye Bye, Xbox 360 point five
Maybe shaders, someday later, when Nintendo makes APIs
And that good ol' tablet
Might keep it barely alive
As we wait for last-gen ports to arrive
 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 15, 2012, 02:13:08 AM
 :lol Jesus Christ
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 15, 2012, 02:25:43 AM
Bye Bye, Xbox 360 point five
Maybe shaders, someday later, when Nintendo makes APIs
And that good ol' tablet
Might keep it barely alive
As we wait for last-gen ports to arrive

Nearly in tears here are work, people will think I'm more strange than they already do :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 15, 2012, 02:26:27 AM
Van Cruncheon bringing it - holy crap

i think we can Boresource this to Epic Levels....
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 15, 2012, 02:31:50 AM
Now, for ten years you've been on your own
 As the heathen West made the hobby their own
 But, that's not how it used to be
 When you weren't treated like a fruit
 cuz' cool came wrapped in a Tanooki Suit
 And our console would get a decent RPG
 Oh and while Yamauchi was looking swell
 Kutaragi raided his love hotel
 And ran off with our Square
 And you know it wasn't fair!
 And when the PSTwo finally came alive
 The Gamecube sales took a real dive
 So we posted screens from Factor Five
 The day the whimsy died
 Then we were wagglin'
 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 15, 2012, 02:47:36 AM
So, they left this gen in first place
But it was a generation lost in a high tech race
With no friends left to play against
So come on Reggie be nimble, Reggie be quick
Reggie sat on a hardware brick
Cause waggle is the devil's only friend
And as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
Only year old ports to sell
A PC gamers only hell
And as the ports climbed high in to the night
Manchildren prepared to take up the fight
I saw Gaben laughing with delight
The day the whimsy died
And they were wagglin…
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 15, 2012, 02:50:04 AM
E3 belter in a Ubisoft presser
The chatter went with "Wii U version'll be better"
Can you hear Iwata's spin?
"I'm not sure you can tell that it's next gen"
The nthings claimed that they would pass
With suggestions it looked like ass

Now they hope Nintendo pay a small fortune
for Ubisoft to make Xbots all fume
but all they'll get is Just Dance
Oh, that's the best they'll get from France :/

Cause Ubi probably seen the GPU yields
End of march - wonder when that's revealed?
a million fanboys bellends peeled
The day the whimsy died
Started Wii Singin'
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2012, 07:19:02 AM
:rofl :lol :lol :lol :rofl

I will TOTALLY sing that on the next Cruncheons
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 15, 2012, 07:28:32 AM
There must be someone who knows guitar so you could record it.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 15, 2012, 07:29:22 AM
I bet I can find a karaoke track somewhere...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 15, 2012, 08:05:54 AM
Hey, I just came out, and my fans are crazy.
But here's my specs. I'm Next gen, maybe?

am i doing it rite?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 15, 2012, 09:35:12 AM
:rofl :lol :lol :lol :rofl

I will TOTALLY sing that on the next Cruncheons

:hyper
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 15, 2012, 10:16:04 AM
Man, after that, I'm not even sure if Nintards could even show their faces in this thread anymore.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2012, 03:28:40 PM
They see me wagglin'
my tablet
trying to catch me playing whimsy
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 15, 2012, 03:39:53 PM
Man, after that, I'm not even sure if Nintards could even show their faces in this thread anymore.

Andrex pre-emptively left The Bore after the pwnage of those few posts created a shockwave that rippled backwards through time.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 15, 2012, 04:39:04 PM
They see me wagglin'
my tablet
trying to catch me playing whimsy

Perversion ain't covered by Kinsey
And it cannot be fixed by Quincy
My unit is chintzy and flimsy
Waggle it and savour the whimsy
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 15, 2012, 04:40:57 PM
Holy shit,  you guys made my day. :bow

:rofl :lol :lol :lol :rofl

I will TOTALLY sing that on the next Cruncheons

We need EVERYONE here to help sing the chorus.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2012, 05:20:57 PM
Guys, I have a face for radio, and a voice for print.  Me singing isn't gonna happen.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 15, 2012, 05:22:32 PM
Can anyone recall the singer? Ah never mind, found it : Good Jon , MuckWiieon
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 15, 2012, 06:31:04 PM
So I called Mistwalker stupid for showing interest in Wii U, and was greeted with responses like these:

"I thought you were a Vita fan?

This scenario should be right at home for you. "

"It could be worse. They could have wanted to make games on the Vita. "

"They should make a Vita game, they will close shop fast then. "

dat salt
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 15, 2012, 06:37:48 PM
dat truth. Nobody wants to touch that ticking dudbomb. Vita is RIP
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 15, 2012, 06:47:26 PM
It would be a stupid idea for someone like Mistwalker to support Vita. Vita's not selling, and neither do their games so that's a match that would bring both to (vita game) heaven.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 15, 2012, 06:48:15 PM
Vita is pretty much roadkill at the moment.

that said, if you had the choice -right now- of putting an RPG on the Vita or Wii U? Given the Wii U isn't out yet and... Rpg sales on Wii?

It's sort of like standing in dog shit and then debating which foot you trod on it with
Title: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Shaka Khan on June 15, 2012, 07:16:32 PM
Link to news about Mistwalker showing interest in Wii U.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 15, 2012, 07:44:28 PM
Link to news about Mistwalker showing interest in Wii U.

Here (http://www.gamezone.com/products/the-last-story/originals/e3-2012-the-last-story-interview-with-takuya-matsumoto):

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The development team and Sakaguchi-san are looking forward to making more, especially for the Wii U because it has another [screen] right in front of you that will add another level of strategic elements into the action-RPG. So we are really looking forward to it, but we haven't really planned anything.

Doesn't sound like anyone has been stupid enough to give them money yet.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2012, 08:54:06 PM
So, what you're telling me is that they're a natural fit for the weeeeeooooooo.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 15, 2012, 09:56:04 PM
I don't even know why Mistwalker even exists. They act as a body in between an outside developer and an outside publisher. What's the purpose of that?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: demi on June 15, 2012, 09:57:11 PM
The same thing that applies to most "Contractors" in the gaming industry
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 15, 2012, 10:04:40 PM
I don't even know why Mistwalker even exists. They act as a body in between an outside developer and an outside publisher. What's the purpose of that?

Do you know anything about capitalism and business?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 15, 2012, 10:06:47 PM
I don't even know why Mistwalker even exists. They act as a body in between an outside developer and an outside publisher. What's the purpose of that?

Do you know anything about capitalism and business?

He's like 18, so no.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Huff on June 15, 2012, 10:21:48 PM
Maybe they'll surprise us with goodish ios games. I'll throw them a buck or two
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 15, 2012, 10:39:40 PM
It's kind of a shame what happened with Blue Dragon.  That is probably the JRPG I had the most fun with this generation.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 16, 2012, 12:22:23 AM
http://gamasutra.com/view/news/172418/Four_keys_to_nextgen_success_according_to_TakeTwos_Zelnick.php

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Take-Two Interactive Software chairman and CEO Strauss Zelnick, however, was not among the cheerleaders.

While Take-Two will make sports and family titles for the Wii U, its bigger core franchises have been notably absent from the list of partners. And that seems unlikely to change anytime soon.


"We haven't announced anything," says Zelnick on the possibility of moving the company's mature titles onto the Wii U. "I'm skeptical."


on next gen
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"For a company like ours, it's a great opportunity," he says. "[New console launches] separate the winners from the losers -- and we fully expect to be one of the winners."


Nintendo strikes again with the whimsy
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 12:37:23 AM
Nintendo will kill it as usual while 3rd parties continue to piss and moan about everything.  There is no reason to "help out"3rd parties. If they want to pass up another opportunity for the second generation in a row, their loss.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 12:41:18 AM
We're talking NEXT GEN WHIMSY here tho, Eel.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 12:54:21 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38931105&postcount=64

:P
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 16, 2012, 12:58:42 AM
Once again Nintendo's reaching out a hand of financial solvency and 3rd parties just keep slapping it away.  :'(
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 12:59:54 AM
Nintendo: Third Parties? Fuck 'em™
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:05:46 AM
good news is apparently take two and rockstar are gonna be fuckin' bringin' it with Red Dead Ridiculous next gen
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 16, 2012, 01:07:50 AM
Nintendo: Third Parties? Fuck 'em™

Nintendo can only offer them a chance to join the winning team, they can't force them to take it.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:11:09 AM
it's too bad, i really would have liked a badass system with a tablet/stick hybrid and full game streaming

when i get married my tv time is gonna drop precipitously

why do you think i have become so interested in vitas and ipads and shit lately
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:16:59 AM
i'll be totally honest

if bethesda announced The Compleat Fallout with FO3 and New Vegas and all expansions with the tablet as the pip-boy

or Rockstar announced Red Dead Redux with all DLC and a new area and dynamic wanted poster bounties that would pop up on the tablet

i would buy a wii u in a flat heartbeat, even knowing it's an underpowered piece of jank bullshit
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 01:20:11 AM
Fuck, I didn't even think of the Fallout thing

STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO BUY A WEEEEOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 16, 2012, 01:22:44 AM
So Jimmy Fallon called it a Wii add on tonight.

Branding 101, Nintendo gets an F
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 16, 2012, 01:23:05 AM
I think the 360 knock off controller is a sign that Nintendo is trying to make at least a marginal effort to bring third parties on board.

Edit: ^^^^ It will be funny when in the fall, people who own a Wii will buy the Wii U gamepad and then get pissed that it doesn't work with their Wii.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:23:26 AM
Fuck, I didn't even think of the Fallout thing

STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO BUY A WEEEEOOOOOOOO

i don't think you have to worry about having to make that decision

put it this way, wii u has less gameloft support than vita, and gameloft are shameless whores who would port dungeon hunter to a microwave if they could

if you can't even muster up any gameloft stank, i doubt you can persuade bethesda
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 01:25:41 AM
I think the 360 knock off controller is a sign that Nintendo is trying to make at least a marginal effort to bring third parties on board.

I think honestly it's a Nintendo concession to get ports for the next year+.  Devs were probably like "yeah, we can port shit to your stupid 360 1.5, but we're not using your dumb fucking controller breh"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:26:29 AM
should have just called it The Nintendo™

real talk, it was a seriously dumb move to give it wii branding

my fiance even asked if it was something she could buy for her wii
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 16, 2012, 01:30:05 AM
They've also shown primarily the controller only. And that you can use Wii Remotes with it. But they barely ever show the console itself. I think that is as big an issue as the name.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 16, 2012, 01:30:12 AM
So Jimmy Fallon called it a Wii add on tonight.

Branding 101, Nintendo gets an F

Following in the footsteps of CNN. :lol


Its funny how some companies seem willing to go on the road that has a high possibly of them eating shit rather than working with Nintendo beyond shovelware.  god damn
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 01:35:09 AM
:lol  such a clusterfuck
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 16, 2012, 01:38:09 AM
I think the fact that any of the features and games on the Wii U could easily be done on the Wii may be another reason why people think the Wii U is an add-on.  The Miiverse, Nintendoland, and NSMB U all look like Wii games because of the heavy asset recycling.

That is what Nintendo gets for half assing it.  I will have a lot of laughs come this fall.  This might be the best Nintendo console ever made for that reason alone.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:42:54 AM
they could still pull this shit off, in a way

mid and lower tier companies aren't going to have the money to compete with larger companies making games for the new hot rod consoles with astronomical budgets, which means that you could still see a lot of inversion-type games showing up on wii u

nintendo cheaped themselves right out of a lot of ios ports by going with that single point resistive screen, though

so basically it could turn into the "nintendo games plus b-level third-party games" console

which would be fine...if it were $200
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:47:15 AM
tellin' you right now, if i read about deadly premonition 2 being a wii u exclusive, buying one that very day

this could be the console you could kick off the shelf when you get game rage, and not feel bad about it afterwards
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 16, 2012, 01:50:03 AM
If they made a 3D Mario that was as good as Mario Galaxy 1/2, I'd be down.  I know this will get me killed since it isn't Skyrim or Fallout 3 or what the fuck ever but Super Mario Galaxy was my game of the generation.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:51:26 AM
oh, let's all quit being coy, most of us will own this for one reason or another within the next two years

we can still point fingers and laugh, though
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 16, 2012, 01:54:40 AM
mid and lower tier companies aren't going to have the money to compete with larger companies making games for the new hot rod consoles with astronomical budgets, which means that you could still see a lot of inversion-type games showing up on wii u

They're all developing on iOS or PC. And there's no incentive for them to develop on Wii U, controller or not. There was a chance to do that in before tablets took over.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 01:58:20 AM
oh, let's all quit being coy, most of us will own this for one reason or another within the next two years

we can still point fingers and laugh, though

I dunno man, it would have to be a really good Zelda game for me to get one.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 01:59:41 AM
mid and lower tier companies aren't going to have the money to compete with larger companies making games for the new hot rod consoles with astronomical budgets, which means that you could still see a lot of inversion-type games showing up on wii u

They're all developing on iOS or PC. And there's no incentive for them to develop on Wii U, controller or not. There was a chance to do that in before tablets took over.

true, didn't consider that

if apple ever releases an official controller for ipad - and they might, eventually  (i don't think tim cook hates/is as indifferent to games as jobs was, plus he has something to prove), it's kind of all over for a lot of the handheld and home console market

plus, gabe :heart (but fuck your steam store setup, fatass)

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 02:01:02 AM
oh, let's all quit being coy, most of us will own this for one reason or another within the next two years

we can still point fingers and laugh, though

One of the awesome things about having kids is blaming foolhardy purchases on them.  There will be a WiiU in my household Xmas morning, and it will in no way be my fault!

*gasp*

thanks, i have my excuse!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 16, 2012, 02:03:16 AM
I'd be a heavy iOS gamer if there was a controller released for it.  I can't stand touchscreen gaming, which to me is much worse than waggling.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 02:11:46 AM
i don't mind it all for right stick camera control, but lifting your finger up to hit an onscreen fire or action button is the pits
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 02:12:02 AM
Touchscreen gaming is great for specific things- turn based strategy/rpgs, card/board game adaptations, etc.  If you like those type of games (I really do) then iOS gaming is pretty boss.  ymmv, obviously.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2012, 02:13:24 AM
https://www.dropbox.com/s/v99rhmt6zd4q64p/Fallon-WiiU.m4v

he speaks as if it's a tablet, independent from but compatible with the existing Wii.  he thinks it's Smart Glass.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2012, 02:16:43 AM
touch screen only is fine for all sorts of game types.  problem is the game makers resort to touch screen buttons and shit that don't work.  for rpgs and stat-y and strategy games you don't need buttons.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2012, 02:21:41 AM
https://www.dropbox.com/s/v99rhmt6zd4q64p/Fallon-WiiU.m4v

he speaks as if it's a tablet, independent from but compatible with the existing Wii.  he thinks it's Smart Glass.

 :rofl
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 16, 2012, 02:43:48 AM
Nintendo will kill it as usual while 3rd parties continue to piss and moan about everything.  There is no reason to "help out"3rd parties. If they want to pass up another opportunity for the second generation in a row, their loss.
I think when just about every western third party wants no part of Nintendo the problem there isnt likely to be said third parties.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2012, 02:59:53 AM
this system is going to bomb.

remember the uproar of interest in Wii prior to release? All the hype?

compare WiiU to Wii.

lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2012, 03:02:08 AM
Nintendo will kill it as usual while 3rd parties continue to piss and moan about everything.  There is no reason to "help out"3rd parties. If they want to pass up another opportunity for the second generation in a row, their loss.
I think when just about every western third party wants no part of Nintendo the problem there isnt likely to be said third parties.

 :teehee

You still have lot to learn about Bore,young Padawan.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 03:14:57 AM
this system is going to bomb.

remember the uproar of interest in Wii prior to release? All the hype?

compare WiiU to Wii.

lol

Oh there's uproar alright, people pointing and laughing is uproarious.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2012, 03:16:46 AM
LOL

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2012, 04:39:23 AM
Quote
"It's Nintendo, it does everything"

 :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: frod on June 16, 2012, 05:53:35 AM
How does a controller work on a tablet? Do you prop the screen up on your boner?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 16, 2012, 06:07:02 AM
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So Jimmy Fallon called it a Wii add on tonight.


not so closet dwelling nthing friends on twitter after Fallon's head on a spike over this : WAY TO CONFUSE 100M POTENTIAL BUYERS :(

fuck me - if you can't see why this branding is a problem it is because you've got Iwata's nutsack draped over your eyeballs
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Barry Egan on June 16, 2012, 07:26:50 AM
Jimmy had no idea what to even say about it to make it sound interesting.  With the wii all you had to say was "move the controller like a golf putter and it moves that way on the screen" and you intuitively know what the product is about and how it applies to games.  Nintendo hasn't found a concise statement that justifies the Wii U in the same way.  What does "flicking from one screen to another screen" have to do with video games? How does that help with immersion?  If you need a whole paragraph to justify why your controller gimmick is worthwhile then you're either selling to a niche market or you have a pretty serious branding issue.  Mainstream media isn't going to go out of its way to justify the console to its listeners. 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 16, 2012, 09:01:33 AM
Quote
So Jimmy Fallon called it a Wii add on tonight.


not so closet dwelling nthing friends on twitter after Fallon's head on a spike over this : WAY TO CONFUSE 100M POTENTIAL BUYERS :(

fuck me - if you can't see why this branding is a problem it is because you've got Iwata's nutsack draped over your eyeballs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38932385&postcount=75

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: T-Short on June 16, 2012, 09:24:20 AM
Yeah, seems like a name change might be an idea. The "Ultra 64" name was changed fairly close to the US launch IIRC, anyone know how close to launch it was? I've seen pics of Ultra 64 branded merch they put out pre-launch...
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 09:30:57 AM
It's kind of funny that this doesn't happen with Playstation, but I think it's because there, with the customers, the "Playstation" name trumps Sony's, so it's the default brand name, whereas with Nintendo, their name will always trump the name of the console, so any attempt to extend the console's name out to a wider brand is bound to cause confusion.

That's why I said they ought to just drop all pretense and call it The Nintendo™  It's what parents and grandparents are gonna call it when they ask the Wal-Mart dude, anyway.

"Y'all got that Nintendo?"

And it's not like they don't have the hubris for it. They're already making an entire game built around and named after their game company.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 09:41:49 AM
I think they should rename it The Nintendo Loading Screen of Dicks.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2012, 11:06:30 AM
How does a controller work on a tablet? Do you prop the screen up on your boner?

most tablet cases have some sort of stand functionality built in
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 16, 2012, 12:36:22 PM
Quote
So Jimmy Fallon called it a Wii add on tonight.


not so closet dwelling nthing friends on twitter after Fallon's head on a spike over this : WAY TO CONFUSE 100M POTENTIAL BUYERS :(

fuck me - if you can't see why this branding is a problem it is because you've got Iwata's nutsack draped over your eyeballs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38932385&postcount=75

Ouch, haha.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 16, 2012, 01:28:02 PM
It's kind of funny that this doesn't happen with Playstation, but I think it's because there, with the customers, the "Playstation" name trumps Sony's, so it's the default brand name, whereas with Nintendo, their name will always trump the name of the console, so any attempt to extend the console's name out to a wider brand is bound to cause confusion.

Sony names stuff 2 and 3, not U, and they don't release 15 gadgets and hardware refreshes per cycle.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 16, 2012, 03:55:14 PM
And their add-ons are reasonably named.

EyeToy
Move

etc
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 16, 2012, 05:02:44 PM
Jimmy had no idea what to even say about it to make it sound interesting.  With the wii all you had to say was "move the controller like a golf putter and it moves that way on the screen" and you intuitively know what the product is about and how it applies to games.  Nintendo hasn't found a concise statement that justifies the Wii U in the same way.  What does "flicking from one screen to another screen" have to do with video games? How does that help with immersion?  If you need a whole paragraph to justify why your controller gimmick is worthwhile then you're either selling to a niche market or you have a pretty serious branding issue.  Mainstream media isn't going to go out of its way to justify the console to its listeners. 

Hey errbody, it's got asynchronous gameplay!

(http://i.minus.com/iyZtm8p2HL1tw.gif)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2012, 05:32:52 PM
this is amazing
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 16, 2012, 05:34:45 PM
Yeah, a simple wii 2 would fix the confusion.  If enough reporting makes this mistake they would be incredibly stubborn to stick to the U branding which really doesn't make sense at all, unless pronoun wordplay becomes some kind of lexicon fad.

I don't think this is gonna bomb.  Its a mistake to gamble on something as relatively insular as Nintendoland compared to Wii Sports, but the NSMB franchise is freaking huge.  More disconcerting is that companies lamenting how they can't consider a AAA game a success unless it hits x million units sold are probably gonna pass over a comparable spec'd system compared to their 360 wares, which indications right now are that 360 code is easy to adjust to the platform.  It speaks to an incredible lack of faith that they wont even take what should be a modest investment to dev for the system during thiss pre-durango ecosystem.

I understand why Nintendo doesn't want to moneyhat, but they need to lube this machination at least preliminarily if they want to gain momentum.  If the 3ds eshop is any indication, smaller devs are gonna just be as apathetic as the WiiU shop.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2012, 05:41:20 PM
I don't like numbered system names. It's stupid. If PS4 is actually named PS4 lol

Miss creative names like Genesis, Saturn, or Dreamcast, or hell, the original Playstation.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 16, 2012, 05:46:47 PM
Ok.
But we're talking about what would convey to the general consumer that this is the next iteration of harware.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 16, 2012, 05:47:24 PM
I think we found out why sega had to leave the hardware market!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2012, 05:47:45 PM
This system feels nothing like the original Wii. Why keep the Wii brand? I know they want to localize their wii audience gained from that tenure to the wiiu, but they are doing such an awful job of showing that this is a brand spankin' new product, it would seem smart to distance themselves from the wii name in general to show that it truly is a new fuckin thing.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 16, 2012, 05:58:22 PM
Really?  Why would you risk it by basically introducing what looks like an unproven product into the marketplace whereas you can go with a brand that has sold 80ish million consoles and several mega blockbusters that rivaled the kings of this generation like Call of Duty?  The system will host new iterations of NSMB and Wiifit and use all the same accessories/controllers associated with the older system.  It makes perfect sense to continue the label and further strengthen it.  I havent seen much evidence they have a solid plan to strengthen it, but I don't think Wii is as bankrupt in social awareness as the internet would have you believe.  Just Dance was like freaking huge, mang.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 16, 2012, 06:14:37 PM
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Really?  Why would you risk it by basically introducing what looks like an unproven product into the marketplace


85% of the pensioners who bought the Wii are long since dead - they WILL be selling to a completely new market. OR... a zombie army of pensioners.

Give Nintendo their due as well - they went without the Gameboy name when they punted on the DS. I think as Oscar put it - it's more likely that Nintendo is a stronger brand than any of the names they attack. Wii U is confusion waiting to happen. And as mentioned - if Iwata thinks people aren't going to be able to tell the difference between Wii U and PS4/X720 then are people going to be able to tell the difference between Wii and Wii U? Every time you see a game coming up with Mii's all over it the lesser informed elements of the fanbase is going to struggle to notice what is actually different and may well start thinking that the Wii U -is- just an expensive add on.

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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 16, 2012, 06:26:00 PM
I don't think this is gonna bomb.

Tell me, how is the weather in Imaginationland this time of year.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 16, 2012, 06:34:14 PM
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Just Dance was like freaking huge, mang.

well, that's handy that at least the fans are reading from the same sheet as Nintendo management

SAY do you like Just Dance 1, 2 and 3?
Do you want to play Just Dance 4?!
Then buy our brand new machine and play the same shit again!
720p this time mind - and now you get a flashy icon remote control baduuby!

Also coming! ALL YOUR FAVOURITES - in fact if it was on the Wii, it's going to be on the Wii U with minor upgrades! YES, even Wii Fit! Wii Fit U ... in the SUCKER category!

No One Does U like Nintendo

(rrp. $349.99, subject to availablity, no refunds on disappointment, downloadable whimsy carries extra charge, must have broadband)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 16, 2012, 06:43:57 PM
I don't think this is gonna bomb.

Tell me, how is the weather in Imaginationland this time of year.

Nothing but rainbows, but it can change on a whim.
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Post by: Takao on June 16, 2012, 06:51:31 PM
This is like the only active Nintendo thread here, and I'm afraid I'd get banned on GAF for posting this but I don't like how Nintendo's advertising shit to me in Swapnote. I get messages from Reggie, some random Japanese dude, that annoying guy from E3, and some chiptune band all hawking their wares at me with audio and ugly Miis.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2012, 06:54:15 PM
Nintendo Entertainment System
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Nintendo 64

It's only been recently that they tried to drop the emphasis on the company name.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2012, 06:58:30 PM
Recently? They did that Gameboy and later Gamecube.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2012, 07:08:45 PM
Their handheld side is a different matter, obviously.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2012, 07:12:15 PM
Over 10 years ago is not "recently" also.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 16, 2012, 07:16:57 PM
I keep forgetting that it's not 2005.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 16, 2012, 07:27:08 PM
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I keep forgetting that it's not 2005.

Nintendo management may have an exciting role for you!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 16, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2012, 09:03:42 PM
I can't imagine a scenario where wii u or any Nintendo system bombs, unless we enter a Children of Men type situation.
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Post by: Diunx on June 16, 2012, 09:30:08 PM
You guys could just borrow a weeeoooo from a ntard friend and finish the one good game a year it gets, no need to give nintendo your money.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2012, 09:46:26 PM
friends who have wii's ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 16, 2012, 10:19:36 PM
Nobody knows it
but i've got a Secret Pile
Of the Wii shit, Hooray for me

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 16, 2012, 10:23:44 PM
I have a Wii with NSMB, SMG, and SMG2.  In my opinion, these are the only three Wii games worth owning.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 16, 2012, 10:29:29 PM
I'd love to play Gundam 0079 on the Wii.

But not enough to actually buy a Wii.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 16, 2012, 10:37:59 PM
They should just call it the Super Wii. Wii was a back to the roots thing to the point where the wiimote held sideways basically was an NES controller, why not go whole hog with the retroage?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 16, 2012, 10:39:15 PM
Super Wii would actually be a pretty awesome.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 17, 2012, 12:02:29 AM
That's because the Vita is a new version of a console no one wanted.

Also Super Wii would raise too many questions...

"Super Wii? What's so super about it"
"Well it plays 12 month old games in 720p"
"That's not very super"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 17, 2012, 12:30:12 AM
I'd love to play Gundam 0079 on the Wii.

But not enough to actually buy a Wii.

Gundam 0079 is one of my few Wii imports (along with Tatsunoko vs Capcom, Disaster.  actually that might be it).  It's pretty good, like Side Story on the dreamcast with worse graphics.  I should see if it runs on dolphin one of these days.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 17, 2012, 12:33:08 AM
I have a Wii with NSMB, SMG, and SMG2.  In my opinion, these are the only three Wii games worth owning.



This is complete bullshit and you know it.  SMB allstars is worth owning too.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Damian79 on June 17, 2012, 12:45:42 AM
No love for xenoblade chronicles?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 17, 2012, 01:08:37 AM
Fuck you if Geometry Wars Galaxies ain't on your list. :gun
...this reminds me that since the system is pretty much fucking dead at this point we should do a post-mortem thread and have some LIST WARS/arguing about what was worthwhile on the Gamecube 2.0.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 17, 2012, 01:11:25 AM
In hindsight, I should add Xenoblade and Sin and Punishment 2.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 17, 2012, 01:25:05 AM
Boom Blox is the only Wii game worth owning.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 17, 2012, 02:37:04 AM
It can't be brought up enough that the WiiU totally fails the hype test set by the Wii in terms of casuals. The Wii controller was quite innovative and interesting, and it's hard to deny the appeal of stuff like WiiSports or WiiPlay for casuals. I can't see WiiU replicating the interest and hype the Wii received in mainstream outlets, from Oprah to news reports.

To make matters worse, Nintendo doesn't have a game to show off the controller's general appeal. Nintendo Land looks like a complete joke, and the name alone is a turn off
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 17, 2012, 02:49:00 AM
It can't be brought up enough that the WiiU totally fails the hype test set by the Wii in terms of casuals. The Wii controller was quite innovative and interesting, and it's hard to deny the appeal of stuff like WiiSports or WiiPlay for casuals. I can't see WiiU replicating the interest and hype the Wii received in mainstream outlets, from Oprah to news reports.

To make matters worse, Nintendo doesn't have a game to show off the controller's general appeal. Nintendo Land looks like a complete joke, and the name alone is a turn off

In order to differentiate the Wii U from the Wii, Nintendo will release a new NSMB game and a new Wii Fit game.
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Post by: Himu on June 17, 2012, 02:51:13 AM
I have a Wii with NSMB, SMG, and SMG2.  In my opinion, these are the only three Wii games worth owning.
sin and punishment 2 should be in this pile. Same for House of the Dead, stuff like that.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 17, 2012, 03:51:44 AM
It can't be brought up enough that the WiiU totally fails the hype test set by the Wii in terms of casuals. The Wii controller was quite innovative and interesting, and it's hard to deny the appeal of stuff like WiiSports or WiiPlay for casuals. I can't see WiiU replicating the interest and hype the Wii received in mainstream outlets, from Oprah to news reports.

To make matters worse, Nintendo doesn't have a game to show off the controller's general appeal. Nintendo Land looks like a complete joke, and the name alone is a turn off

In order to differentiate the Wii U from the Wii, Nintendo will release a new NSMB game and a new Wii Fit game.

NSMB doesn't strike me as a killer app though, at least not for the market Nintendo is aiming for. It'll sell well obviously but it's not the buzz inducing game they need. And Wii Fit isn't really a game tbh. The Wii was a hit in part because it was a great party console for many people; they weren't whipping out Wii Fit to play with friends.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 17, 2012, 06:39:24 AM
Aren't they the only people buying Wii U's on day one?
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 17, 2012, 08:00:00 AM
I don't know how I could have missed that  :-[
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Post by: magus on June 17, 2012, 09:30:36 AM
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Mistwalker CEO Hironobu Sakaguchi said that they would like th develop new RPG titles for Wii U, but the company is currently busy with its new iOS title "Party Wave", and there is nothing really planned at the moment.

reality is a better parody than any parody i could actualy make

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAr6mjC40E

this hurts just to watch :fbm
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 17, 2012, 10:06:16 AM
There's a good amount of skinnable whimsy in there , boss. Perhaps they are holding out for the Wii U to make the definitive version with the vastly/infinitely more accurate single touch tech from the DS over this multitouch rubbish that's so bad that no one can play any games on it at all.

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Post by: maxy on June 17, 2012, 10:28:47 AM
Nintendo is focusing way too much on tablet...tablet this,tablet that,tablet,tablet
It reminds of their initial 3DS strategy...3D,3D,3D,3D

It doesn't help that Nintendo released bunch of Wii "something" accessories so people naturally think:"Cool!I might buy this to use with my Wii...if I can find it"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 17, 2012, 12:54:34 PM
It can't be brought up enough that the WiiU totally fails the hype test set by the Wii in terms of casuals. The Wii controller was quite innovative and interesting, and it's hard to deny the appeal of stuff like WiiSports or WiiPlay for casuals. I can't see WiiU replicating the interest and hype the Wii received in mainstream outlets, from Oprah to news reports.

To make matters worse, Nintendo doesn't have a game to show off the controller's general appeal. Nintendo Land looks like a complete joke, and the name alone is a turn off

In order to differentiate the Wii U from the Wii, Nintendo will release a new NSMB game and a new Wii Fit game.

NSMB doesn't strike me as a killer app though, at least not for the market Nintendo is aiming for. It'll sell well obviously but it's not the buzz inducing game they need. And Wii Fit isn't really a game tbh. The Wii was a hit in part because it was a great party console for many people; they weren't whipping out Wii Fit to play with friends.

Heh, I was being sarcastic.  The fact that NSMBU and Wii Fit U will look very similar like its Wii predecessors will make it hard to tell the difference or why they want to spend money on new hardware for games that look exactly the same.

To me, I think the heavy asset recycling of the Mii stuff and NSMB will bite Nintendo in the ass when it comes to justifying putting down money for a new console.  Why pay $300+ for a new console to play games that look exactly like what they played 3-4 years ago?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 17, 2012, 02:30:00 PM
Fuck you if Geometry Wars Galaxies ain't on your list. :gun
...this reminds me that since the system is pretty much fucking dead at this point we should do a post-mortem thread and have some LIST WARS/arguing about what was worthwhile on the Gamecube 2.0.

I really hope the gamepad is backwards compatible with wii classic controller games solely for playing Geometry Wars Galaxies as a dual stick shooter without the octagonal gates.  The pointer control scheme almost worked except some dead zone issues make high score attacking almost impossible.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 17, 2012, 02:48:48 PM
It won't
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 17, 2012, 04:25:29 PM
It really depends on what type of signal the wii u pad is sending and how games running in backwards compatibility mode interpret it.  For instance, I knew a wiimote with motionplus built in was coming, because for certain wii games if you had a nunchuck or classicon hooked that wasn't compatible hooked up the game would tell you to disconnect the device.  This wasn't the case with the wiimotionplus attachment which prompted no such ... prompt.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 17, 2012, 06:46:38 PM
Quote
Mistwalker CEO Hironobu Sakaguchi said that they would like th develop new RPG titles for Wii U, but the company is currently busy with its new iOS title "Party Wave", and there is nothing really planned at the moment.

reality is a better parody than any parody i could actualy make

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAr6mjC40E

this hurts just to watch :fbm

What in the fuck is this shit
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 17, 2012, 07:45:33 PM
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what type of signal the wii u pad is sending


this signal :

... --- ...
... --- ...
... --- ...
... --- ...


. _ _    . .    . _ . .    . _ . .    . _    _ .    _ . _ _    . . .    . . _    _ . _ .    _ . _    .    . _ .    . . .    _ . . .    _ . _ _    _    . . . .    . .    . . .    _    _ _ _    _    . _    . _ . .    . _ _ .    . .    .    _ . _ .    .    _ _ _    . . _ .    . . .    . . . .    . .    _    . _ . .    _ _ _    . _ . .    _ _ _    . . _ .    _ . _ .    _ _ _    . . _    . _ .    . . .    .    _    . . . .    .    _ . _ _    . _ _    . .    . _ . .    . _ . .    _    . . . .    .    _ . .    . _    . . _ .    _    . _    . . .    . . .    _ . _ .    . _ . .    _ _ _    . _ _    _ .    . . .    _ . . .    _ _ _    . . _    _ _ .    . . . .    _    _    . . . .    .    . _ _    . .    . .    . .    . . .    . . _    _ _ .    _ _ .    .    . . .    _    . _ _    .    . . .    _    . _    . _ .    _    _ _ .    _ _ _    . .    _ .    _ _ .    _ _ _    _ .    . _    _ . . .    _ _ _    . . _    _    . . . .    _ _ _    . _ _    _    . . . .    .    . _ .    .    . .    . . .    _ .    _ _ _    _ . .    . .    . . _ .    . . _ .    .    . _ .    .    _ .    _ . _ .    .    _ . . .    .    _    . _ _    .    .    _ .    _ .    .    _ . . _    _    _ .    .    _ . . _    _    _ _ .    .    _ .    . _    _ .    _ . .    _ _ _    . . _    . _ .    . . .    . _ _ .    . _    _ _ . .    _ _    _ _ _    . .    _ . .    . _ . .    . _    _    .    .    _ .    _    . _ .    _ . _ _    _    _ _ _    _    . . . .    .    _ _ .    .    _ .   

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 17, 2012, 07:47:20 PM
Hehe, I actually ran that through a morse code translator.
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 17, 2012, 07:57:34 PM
Hehe, I actually ran that through a morse code translator.
all i could get is sos and then eeeee from what i fed it through. ah well.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 17, 2012, 09:01:23 PM
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Mistwalker CEO Hironobu Sakaguchi said that they would like th develop new RPG titles for Wii U, but the company is currently busy with its new iOS title "Party Wave", and there is nothing really planned at the moment.

reality is a better parody than any parody i could actualy make

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAr6mjC40E

this hurts just to watch :fbm

What in the fuck is this shit

the future
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 17, 2012, 09:06:20 PM
... --- ...  ..  -... .- -. --. . -..  -.-- --- ..- .-.  -- --- --  .... .- .-. -..  .. -.  - .... .  .- ... ...  .-.. .- ... -  -. .. --. .... -
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 17, 2012, 09:13:12 PM
Hehe, I actually ran that through a morse code translator.
all i could get is sos and then eeeee from what i fed it through. ah well.

I got "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 17, 2012, 09:47:32 PM
http://www.javascriptkit.com/script/script2/morse.shtml
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Huff on June 17, 2012, 09:59:01 PM
Hehe, I actually ran that through a morse code translator.
all i could get is sos and then eeeee from what i fed it through. ah well.

I got "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

I think a couple of the code letters don't match up to real letters
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 17, 2012, 10:02:42 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/344qome.jpg)

Maybe Nintendo can pull from some past ad campaigns

This one ran in Playstation and 3DO magazines
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2012, 10:05:03 PM
Ultra Wii
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 17, 2012, 10:56:04 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/344qome.jpg)

Maybe Nintendo can pull from some past ad campaigns

This one ran in Playstation and 3DO magazines

Too bad it sucked.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 17, 2012, 11:00:14 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/344qome.jpg)

Maybe Nintendo can pull from some past ad campaigns

This one ran in Playstation and 3DO magazines

That ad is so different from the Nintendo of today.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 17, 2012, 11:01:12 PM
Come on, how is "The thing you own right now sucks and there's something better, only you can't buy it right now" not the best marketing message ever?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Diunx on June 18, 2012, 12:08:02 AM
Over here we actually keep calling it ultra 64 even after the name change :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2012, 12:35:21 AM
 :rofl that ad

I had no idea they played up the cartridge load times in ads.  Did Sony or Sega ever hit back with "midis lol"?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2012, 12:41:53 AM
:rofl that ad

I had no idea they played up the cartridge load times in ads.  Did Sony or Sega ever hit back with "midis lol"?

Dude, that was the major Nintendo talking point back then, right after "64-bits of power ZOMG!!".
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2012, 12:43:16 AM
You probably wouldn't have to dig long to find a thread of some Ntard arguing disks were inferior and not the future due to potential scratching issues
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 18, 2012, 12:48:19 AM
You probably wouldn't have to dig long to find a thread of some Ntard arguing disks were inferior and not the future due to potential scratching issues

That's pretty much how I remember it, I wonder how far back the GAF archives go
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2012, 12:48:37 AM
:rofl that ad

I had no idea they played up the cartridge load times in ads.  Did Sony or Sega ever hit back with "midis lol"?

Dude, that was the major Nintendo talking point back then, right after "64-bits of power ZOMG!!".

I remember the 64-bits of power thing.  I remember "Jaguar isn't 64-bit--it's 32+32bit" (I still have no idea what this means).  I remember 4-player games.  I remember rumble.  I don't remember kids going off on load times.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 18, 2012, 01:05:05 AM
I remember the 64-bits of power thing.  I remember "Jaguar isn't 64-bit--it's 32+32bit" (I still have no idea what this means).
The Jaguar's two main processors weren't actually 64-bit, they were 32-bit. There was like one smaller processor that WAS 64-bit and it had a 64-bit bus so Atari claimed it was a 64-bit system. Nintendo obviously disagreed.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: bachikarn on June 18, 2012, 01:13:30 AM
:rofl that ad

I had no idea they played up the cartridge load times in ads.  Did Sony or Sega ever hit back with "midis lol"?

Dude, that was the major Nintendo talking point back then, right after "64-bits of power ZOMG!!".

I remember the 64-bits of power thing.  I remember "Jaguar isn't 64-bit--it's 32+32bit" (I still have no idea what this means).  I remember 4-player games.  I remember rumble.  I don't remember kids going off on load times.

Pretty sure load times were the main reason (technical anyway) why Nintendo went with cartridges.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 18, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
:rofl that ad

I had no idea they played up the cartridge load times in ads.  Did Sony or Sega ever hit back with "midis lol"?

Dude, that was the major Nintendo talking point back then, right after "64-bits of power ZOMG!!".

I remember the 64-bits of power thing.  I remember "Jaguar isn't 64-bit--it's 32+32bit" (I still have no idea what this means).  I remember 4-player games.  I remember rumble.  I don't remember kids going off on load times.

Pretty sure load times were the main reason (technical anyway) why Nintendo went with cartridges.

They wanted full control over media production and the threat of CD piracy scared the shit out of 'em too
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 18, 2012, 03:55:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8WDIJCpvgQ

the 90s
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 18, 2012, 05:02:37 AM
That swirling torrent of PS2 hype was so hilarious. I was playing my Dreamcast and having the time of my life when all my teenaged mouth breathing friends would rip on me because they will have a PS2 soon. PS2 launch day came and some time after most of them decided to get a PS2 in the same week, it turns out 95% of them got the bouncer with the console.

The bitter, bitter tears was glorious as they flocked to my place to play Soul Calibur, Sonic Adventure and Power Stone :lol
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 18, 2012, 06:18:59 AM
The last laugh was irrelevant, I had bought a PS2 by the time they came and tried to rub exclusives in my face. As much as I loved SEGA  I wasnt exactly a one company guy
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 20, 2012, 04:15:45 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479268

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479263

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479292

 :lol



Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 20, 2012, 04:20:27 PM
Wii U is minimum as powerful as Xbox 360! Get hype!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 20, 2012, 04:54:46 PM
I would laugh, but stillbirth just isn't funny guys.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just kidding this is fucking hilarious
[close]
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Oblivion on June 20, 2012, 05:18:11 PM
Hold up. Just hold the FUCK up.

CryEngine 3 is actually supposed to be INFERIOR to CryEngine 2? What the fuck? How the hell doe that work?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 20, 2012, 08:19:37 PM
the top and bottom of all of this is that Nintendo and their fans are completely deluded.

It's GREAT for Nintendo fans that they will get X360 levels - but... that's great for Nintendo only fans but that's it! Who else is going to give a flying shit?

IF (and it is a big if) Kinect did not exist and X360+Kinect levels was Nintendo's new joint then - fine - i would be "this is not for me" but i'd be able to see what they are aiming for ... but what the hell does Wii U bring? There's absolutely ZERO about the Wii U that will bring in non-fucktard ninthings.  NOTHING.

Also - again - if that 399Euro price tag turns out to have any truth about it? Wreath this sh1t.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 20, 2012, 08:43:46 PM
That COD story is awesome, just shows how out of touch they are.

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"You can imagine how a game like Call of Duty would work on the Wii U - the GamePad will allow you to declutter the TV and pull gaming items like maps down and not interrupt your interaction and enjoy the cinematic quality of the game on the TV.

No one wants to be constantly looking at a second screen while playing a twitch shooter. By definition you're interrupting your interaction by having to shift focus from one screen to another. And you can't capture that audience with terrible online architecture.

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But Moffitt admitted the Wii U's controls were "confusing relative to the Wii".

It's like they're self aware now, but also aren't.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 20, 2012, 09:26:19 PM
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"You can imagine how a game like Call of Duty would work on the Wii U - the GamePad will allow you to declutter the TV and pull gaming items like maps down and not interrupt your interaction and enjoy the cinematic quality of the game on the TV.

No one wants to be constantly looking at a second screen while playing a twitch shooter. By definition you're interrupting your interaction by having to shift focus from one screen to another. And you can't capture that audience with terrible online architecture.

But what if you never had to look at the TV, and you could play the entire game on a handheld device? #gamechanger
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 20, 2012, 09:32:44 PM
Then you'd have the Vita version of Call of Duty. Which is probably the only version the WiiU will get :smug
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 20, 2012, 09:45:58 PM
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the GamePad will allow you to declutter the TV

... declutter the TV by removing all the information you need to be able to see without looking away from the screen?

I SWEAR Nintendo are just trolling people! THANK GOD, i can no longer see information that i need to be able to see unless i look down at my controller!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Huff on June 20, 2012, 09:55:42 PM
But it will be really useful when wiiu gets diablo 3 console exclusive!
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 21, 2012, 03:26:34 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479376


Now its okay to ask for HD Collections
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 21, 2012, 03:29:29 AM
WEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can't wait for the next Nintendo Direct
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 21, 2012, 03:33:51 AM
You know what ? it just isn't fun to rib Nintendo any more - the fans are actively just self trolling themselves. Booooooooring.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 21, 2012, 04:57:25 AM
WWF In your house
WWF The Arcade Game

Pls
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: maxy on June 21, 2012, 05:42:45 AM
You know what ? it just isn't fun to rib Nintendo any more - the fans are actively just self trolling themselves. Booooooooring.
Yep,booooring.Nintendo is now like Sony,not fun to troll anymore... :(
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 21, 2012, 06:55:55 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479398
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 21, 2012, 09:07:30 AM
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2012-06-21-wii-us-miiverse-wont-connect-with-other-social-networks

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No integration with Facebook or Twitter, but Nintendo hopes games with be the theme that attracts users

The company has finally embraced a clearer online strategy with its new console - Miiverse is integrated directly into the Wii U's system menu and games, allowing users to interact through text and video although it will be moderated with up to 30 minutes delay.

...

Instead, Nintendo will offer basic functions of social services that Fischer admits are not revolutionary but he believes have so far been missing from the console gaming environment.

"On the Wii U we do have additional reasons for connecting, we talked about things like the video chat system, nothing revolutionary but it's going to be convenient, it's going to be easy.

"And the Miiverse is the one actually that I believe has a very unique feature which is we put ourselves in the situation of making sure the people you can communicate with they are somehow already in a kind of community. The community will be the Wii U owners, who will have this common interest for video games and our expectation about that is it's going to be a way to enhance the idea of sharing information on the video game."

...

"One thing that is very important to us is that somehow you could pick up information from people you trust, maybe on games that you wouldn't consider naturally. Because Miiverse will show you what are the topics or the games played at the moment within the community. And then you may have one interesting comment that will trigger your curiosity and then maybe you will get more information on that game and then at the end what is important to make sure people have different game play experiences. So considering a game that you wouldn't consider it's like enlarging your scope in terms of gaming, and that's the key point for us," he concluded.

They can't be this naive.

At least they explained why their online system is so poor

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Rival console networks have at least allowed users to download specific social networking apps, but Fischer said Nintendo's policy is not to offer a service that is already available on multiple devices.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 21, 2012, 09:31:24 AM
Hope they plan on getting rid of Netflix then
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 21, 2012, 09:32:00 AM
They aren't going to employ people to moderate it are they?

The rest of that reads like every companies furtive steps onto the internet. "And then users will CONNECT and that will create INTERACTION and this will bring about BRAND AWARENESS across CUSTOMER BASES!"
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 21, 2012, 09:32:52 AM
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Wii U is minimum as powerful as Xbox 360! Get hype!

I loved the awesome ascii graph that someone did that showed the comparison of power
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: benjipwns on June 21, 2012, 09:34:58 AM
So nobody has to go looking for it:
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It seems to be quite obvious to me.

The minimum bit is the lower end of its range of capabilities. ie to begin with, it is capable of running CryEngine 3 as good as or better than 360, and its upper limits are somewhere above what PS3/360 can achieve.

ie just looking at xbox/360 and ps2/3 and wii/u

-----|...Xbox Range...| ---- |......360 Range....|----
--|...PS2 Range...| -------- |......PS3 Range.....| ----
----| .......Wii Range....| ------------------------| ..... Wii U Range ....|
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2012, 11:01:21 AM
But it will be really useful when wiiu gets diablo 3 console exclusive!

The gamepad will tell you what's about to be nerfed.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 21, 2012, 12:19:06 PM
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Nintendo's policy is not to offer a service that is already available on multiple devices.

So why are they jacking the 360's power and controller :derp
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 21, 2012, 12:50:57 PM
WEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Came to post this.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Brehvolution on June 21, 2012, 12:55:11 PM
So nobody has to go looking for it:
Quote
It seems to be quite obvious to me.

The minimum bit is the lower end of its range of capabilities. ie to begin with, it is capable of running CryEngine 3 as good as or better than 360, and its upper limits are somewhere above what PS3/360 can achieve.

ie just looking at xbox/360 and ps2/3 and wii/u

-----|...Xbox Range...| ---- |......360 Range....|----
--|...PS2 Range...| ---|......PS3 Range.....| ----
----| .......Wii Range....| ------------------------| ..... Wii U Range ....|

Fixed graph
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2012, 02:01:00 PM
More like

-----|...Xbox Range...| ---- |......360 Range....|-------|
--|...PS2 Range...| -------- |......PS3 Range.....| ------|
----|.......Wii Range....| -----------------------------------|
---------------| ..... Wii U Range ....|---------------------|
                                                                              ^(Acceptable Next Gen Hardware Level)
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 21, 2012, 03:31:20 PM
As someone who plays call of duty multi, there are several things i can see them doing with the second screen that would facilitate a more elegant experience.  As of right now, you get  a small minimap on the hud and to access the larger map you have to pause the game.  A wii u version could put the larger map on the tablet screen at all times for better situational awareness.  Using the heartbeart sensor on a weapon has the nasty side effect of blocking a large portion of your screen to the left of your barrel, it would be nice to have that somewhere I can quickly check it without giving up that screen real estate.  Put some killsteak icon buttons on there and allow the ability to mark points where campers/etc are or draw routes and whatnot and I could see it being a nice addition.  Then again I hate dual analog so it would be a tough choice for me.

YET

The dude's point is entirely moot as you can't become the preferred platform for Call of Duty if you don't even have a game announced for the WiiU in the first place.  There's also that reality where everyone's social circle is already invested enough in other online networks and will be hard pressed to venture elsewhere on their own.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 21, 2012, 04:14:23 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479362
Nintendo Direct 2012.6.22 - Jun. 21, 11PM EDT
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 21, 2012, 04:19:45 PM
Oh boy I cant wait
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2012, 04:42:26 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479362
Nintendo Direct 2012.6.22 - Jun. 21, 11PM EDT

Lulz alert level has been raised to "whimsy".
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Takao on June 21, 2012, 05:36:45 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479439

People legit think 5th Cell's games are good...

I can't imagine many 8 year olds post on NeoGAF, right?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 21, 2012, 05:53:34 PM
As someone who plays call of duty multi, there are several things i can see them doing with the second screen that would facilitate a more elegant experience.  As of right now, you get  a small minimap on the hud and to access the larger map you have to pause the game.  A wii u version could put the larger map on the tablet screen at all times for better situational awareness.  Using the heartbeart sensor on a weapon has the nasty side effect of blocking a large portion of your screen to the left of your barrel, it would be nice to have that somewhere I can quickly check it without giving up that screen real estate.  Put some killsteak icon buttons on there and allow the ability to mark points where campers/etc are or draw routes and whatnot and I could see it being a nice addition.  Then again I hate dual analog so it would be a tough choice for me.

YET

The dude's point is entirely moot as you can't become the preferred platform for Call of Duty if you don't even have a game announced for the WiiU in the first place.  There's also that reality where everyone's social circle is already invested enough in other online networks and will be hard pressed to venture elsewhere on their own.

DOES NOT COMPUTE
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 21, 2012, 06:16:39 PM
Uh, there's more than one (two?) way to play a Call of Duty game, duder.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 21, 2012, 06:24:57 PM
You play on the PC?
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2012, 06:39:25 PM
Mouse & Keyboard is the other way.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 21, 2012, 06:43:45 PM
I highly doubt EMCEEGRAMMAR plays on the pc, guys.  He probably thinks a m&kb will give him cooties or some shit.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 21, 2012, 07:18:35 PM
Ninthing view of anything not N'created : It's just the same old shit with better graphics, who cares about HD?! it's about new ways of playing

Ninthing view on Wii U : I hope for Wii U HD remakes of : Gamecube games, Wii Games, DS games, 3DS Games because - ***GLORIOUS HD RESOLUTIONS OF 720P*** - so glad we get REAL HD and not this 688P shit that irked me so much in that gen i didn't bother taking part in. What? the next gen will support 1080P? Who wants that? That's just overkill.

Ninthing view of Wii TWO in 2018 :

O

M

G

1080P

HATERS OWNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!


I have a horrid feeling about today that they might -finally- announce the HD version of that game that i would -kind of- like to play. I'm still F*CKED if i'm touching a Wii U. As per all the faux Vita shit : I'll wait until this overpriced turd is AMBASSADORED. Because hey, that precedence was set by Nintendo and if you are going to apply it to other companies apply it to the shitmongershitsters who actually did it in the first place to advance their "2007 tech for you !" agenda.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 21, 2012, 07:24:53 PM
Id be excited for F Zero HD, but we already have the superior Wipeout on PS3.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 21, 2012, 08:54:47 PM
I play tf2 with keyboard and mouse... and I fucking despise it. 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 21, 2012, 08:55:58 PM
I play tf2 with keyboard and mouse... and I fucking despise it.

SEE?  I'm guessing not enough whimsy.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 21, 2012, 09:02:28 PM
I play tf2 with keyboard and mouse... and I fucking despise it.

SEE?  I'm guessing not enough whimsy.

It's too precise, I don't like it!

/emceegrammar
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 21, 2012, 09:06:09 PM
I play tf2 with keyboard and mouse... and I fucking despise it. 

How else would you play it ???

Precision needed for sniper on anything but a mouse would be ridiculous.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 21, 2012, 09:08:03 PM
I play tf2 with keyboard and mouse... and I fucking despise it.

 ???
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 21, 2012, 09:11:31 PM
Tf2 has plenty of whimsy, its like one of the main reasons I play it!  Mouse is fine for aiming, my problem is having to access my walking and secondary and teritary functions and whathaveyou with a fucking keyboard.  This is a goddamn invention for word processing, it was never a good idea to play games with it.  Its a personal preference as I have never had the best manual dexterity anyway.  I'm a thumb gamer or a waggle gamer or a poking gamer.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 21, 2012, 09:23:45 PM
So, a "non-gamer" then
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 21, 2012, 09:32:01 PM
I don't know dude, you're using something invented as a workstation playing games with something invented as a text input systemf.  Sounds like a non gaming platform to meeeee.  Not to mention nothing can ever just RUN so one has to scour the internet to find some config that will get the kinks worked out.

I'll take my dedicated platforms, thanks.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 21, 2012, 09:35:02 PM
Emcee, if you're uncomfortable with traditional WASD controls (and I sort of get where you're coming from, sometimes I miss a key and rage over it), you can try one of the many different keypads especially made for gaming. I have one of those FANG pads I sometimes use, it's made to kind of "grip" as you're playing.

(http://gallery.techarena.in/data/513/Special_Gaming_Keyboards_Snaps.jpg)

There's also the Nostromo:

(http://www.belkin.com/images/product/F8GFPC200/STD1_F8GFPC200.jpg)

Alternatively, you could use a joystick or gamepad for walking/keypad functions, and use the mouse for aiming/firing.  That's a bit more awkward, though.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 21, 2012, 09:36:34 PM
Or, you could just plug in a 360 pad, most modern games automatically recognize it (like the latest COD games, for instance).
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 21, 2012, 09:45:57 PM
I don't know dude, you're using something invented as a workstation playing games with something invented as a text input systemf.  Sounds like a non gaming platform to meeeee.  Not to mention nothing can ever just RUN so one has to scour the internet to find some config that will get the kinks worked out.

I'll take my dedicated platforms, thanks.

Yeah, but you've already stated you don't like dual analog soooooo....  NON-GAMER.  :teehee
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 21, 2012, 10:13:06 PM
Quote
Yeah, but you've already stated you don't like dual analog soooooo....  NON-GAMER.

<nthingmode> I only like dual analog when there's a screen on the controller </nthingmode>
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: cool breeze on June 21, 2012, 10:22:13 PM
Gyro+dual analog could work well on wii u.  It works great on the Vita and I don't know why resistance and that zipper game don't use it.  It works on PS3 too but no one supports it.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 21, 2012, 10:42:29 PM
If the wii had gained traction with the dudebro crowd in some parallel universe where I'm also not apathetically depressed and politics mattered and bacon is all you need,  I think people would've realised what a nice compromise the nunchuck setup was.  As it is it could probably use a button or two but they made it work for CoD and I generally performed pretty well with it.  By comparison when I tried out dual analog on my copy of Modern Warfare 3 everything felt so ... stiff and it was obvious that the auto aim was performing forbidden hit detection miracles and whatnot.

I'm not even sure why we got off on this tangent as my original point is if one can tolerate dual analog fps, there are some obvious things a secondary screen on a dual analog controller can do in the CoD mold pertaining to what information is available you without compromising the HUD.  Heck, even something like an extended kill feed down there could be USEFUL, as I often pay attention to it to see when and how teamates are dying. 
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 21, 2012, 10:50:24 PM
...except the waggle wand is horribly inaccurate and you need accuracy in fps games for fucks sakes.  I honestly don't know why I'm trying to debate you on this, wii music etc etc.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 21, 2012, 10:54:51 PM
I could start posting MW3 Wii videos that you won't click on because you're committed to being an obstinate boob.

edit: Like, do you realise that Wii fps don't use the accelerometers right?  It uses the ir sensor and pointer mechanism.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 21, 2012, 11:19:52 PM
...except the waggle wand is horribly inaccurate and you need accuracy in fps games for fucks sakes.  I honestly don't know why I'm trying to debate you on this, wii music etc etc.

this.  nintendo couldnt even get zelda to play nice with the thing.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Damian79 on June 21, 2012, 11:21:08 PM
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… What? Believe it or not, Namco Bandai and Namco Bandai Games/Studios is developing the next Smash Bros. games. Well, they’re one of the project’s contributors. Kid Icarus: Uprising developer Project Sora is also involved, lead by Masahiro Sakurai.

From Namco Bandai, Kobayashi will be producing. Higuchi from the Tales games will be directing.

WTF.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 21, 2012, 11:26:41 PM
edit: Like, do you realise that Wii fps don't use the accelerometers right?  It uses the ir sensor and pointer mechanism.

...which are horribly inaccurate even when compared to dual analog.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 21, 2012, 11:31:12 PM
Nintendo fans:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479519

Edit: Actually I should have just said "Console Gamers". Dirtpeople  :-\
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 21, 2012, 11:35:52 PM
fun shading is back
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 22, 2012, 12:19:00 AM
http://www.siliconera.com/2012/06/21/smash-brothers-for-wii-u-and-3ds-will-be-developed-by-namco-bandai/
huh
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 22, 2012, 01:17:01 AM
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… What? Believe it or not, Namco Bandai and Namco Bandai Games/Studios is developing the next Smash Bros. games. Well, they’re one of the project’s contributors. Kid Icarus: Uprising developer Project Sora is also involved, lead by Masahiro Sakurai.

From Namco Bandai, Kobayashi will be producing. Higuchi from the Tales games will be directing.

WTF.

http://www.siliconera.com/2012/06/21/smash-brothers-for-wii-u-and-3ds-will-be-developed-by-namco-bandai/
huh

Well at least they have a more legit claim to be part of the FGC since a legit fightan maker is on board.

/spin
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Momo on June 22, 2012, 03:15:38 AM
EDIT: nm wrong thread
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 22, 2012, 03:17:56 AM
Coming in 2013, the Nintendo Wii-U Testicle Blender!  Just toss your testicles in and hit puree for some good old fashioned whimsical fun!

"This is a game changer for videogames, I wasn't using these things anyway." -average Gaftard
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Oblivion on June 22, 2012, 04:10:46 AM
Can't believe the Ninthings at gaf are excited over Namco taking over development duties for SSB.

I get that Sakurai seems like he REALLY wants to do anything BUT SSB nowadays, but...why not just hand it to one of the senior designers at Hal who worked on both (maybe all 3?) games? I'm not sure why they would want to make things needlessly difficult.
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Post by: etiolate on June 22, 2012, 04:54:25 AM
m+kb does suck for many types of games, and keyboard movement is stuck in the 90s.

I think I may have to revoke my Nincard for not knowing what Nintendo direct is.
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Post by: Damian79 on June 22, 2012, 05:41:51 AM
FZero GX wa good.  I think you are thinking about that piece of garbage called MGS for gamecube.
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Post by: Momo on June 22, 2012, 05:49:24 AM
I'm thinking Oscar is saying FZero GX was good.
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Post by: Oblivion on June 22, 2012, 05:53:31 AM
Can't believe the Ninthings at gaf are excited over Namco taking over development duties for SSB.

I get that Sakurai seems like he REALLY wants to do anything BUT SSB nowadays, but...why not just hand it to one of the senior designers at Hal who worked on both (maybe all 3?) games? I'm not sure why they would want to make things needlessly difficult.

They're probably thinking the series needs a punch in the arm or something, so if they can't get Sakurai to do it, they're going to get someone that will generate some buzz to do it. 

Not that some Nintendo collabs haven't gone well (F-Zero GX unf), but more often than not, these team-ups with Nintendo and another dev usually turn out crappy.  Luckily, Smash is already crappy.

Yeah, Nintendo pairing up with Sega for F-Zero GX was one of the better team ups, but Namco hasn't done anything worthwhile with Nintendo, aside from MAYBE Mario Baseball. Donkey Konga and Starfox Assault were both utterly mediocre.

Also I just came to find out that Paon worked on Brawl.  :yuck
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 22, 2012, 08:56:56 AM
Haha, what a face plant. Announce a game without asking its creator, get told to fuck off. Oops

I don't want a wii u, brawl already kinda sucked, and no one has a 3ds, so I am no longer on the market for this franchise.
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Post by: magus on June 22, 2012, 11:03:44 AM
my first reaction at namco developing the new smash was feeling somewhat annoyed because it's a nintendo game and nintendo should develop it,but now i'm not really sure i care much about who's doing it... i mean wasn't brawl developed by game arts anyway?

if anything i tought this makes a pac-man cameo super probable :P
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2012, 12:41:33 PM
Unless I'm missing something here, Sakurai is directing/overseeing the new Smash Bros. game as usual...
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 22, 2012, 01:46:42 PM
Yeah, bandai namco just sounds like brute force code monkies that Nintendo has contracted to get this game out as fast as possible.  They very much need it.

As for the ir aiming thingy, I would argue that movement is fine with the nunchuck controls, this isn't red steel where you had to drag your cursor to the edge of the screen to change your orientation.  In wii fps (which ironically, I think the Conduit succeeded in making the few fps that come out on wii have super customizable controls as a trend) I set my turn speed to max and have the screen start turning as soon as I go past a few inches from the screen center.  The actual biggest problem with wii fps is the lack of buttons, which makes for some awkward button assignments.
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Post by: Takao on June 22, 2012, 03:48:26 PM
It's cute how Nintendo fans think that the addition of Scamco makes Smash a legitimate tournament fighter. Smash wasn't ever considered to be one not because it wasn't tournament ready, but because it's Smash Bros. You could get Okamoto, Harada, Itagaki, and the entirety of SNK Playmore on it and it still wouldn't change.
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Post by: Himu on June 22, 2012, 03:53:18 PM
you hate dual analog but also hate kbm ???
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 22, 2012, 03:55:53 PM
The whole excitement over Bandai Namco helping with Smash reminds me of people losing their shit over the early Gundam TIS PS3 screenshots. It's like people forget who they're dealing with.
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Post by: bork on June 22, 2012, 04:01:13 PM
http://www.siliconera.com/2012/06/21/smash-brothers-for-wii-u-and-3ds-will-be-developed-by-namco-bandai/
huh

Princess Peach and Princess Zelda to have humongous, bouncing breasts and jiggling buttocks.  Wario to have jiggly stomach.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 22, 2012, 04:01:51 PM
The whole excitement over Bandai Namco helping with Smash reminds me of people losing their shit over the early Gundam TIS PS3 screenshots. It's like people forget who they're dealing with.

People just see "major third party" and "Wii U" and their wimsyboners are at full staff.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 22, 2012, 04:02:33 PM
Whimsyboners, niice.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 22, 2012, 04:02:53 PM
I just see it as a way to try and get the game out in a timely manner.  Sakurai will still be handling all the main design choices for sure, he just has a very large resource at his disposal.

you hate dual analog but also hate kbm ???

Just talking about when I need to get a shoot that asshole in the face fix.  Dual analog is pretty good for uh, adventure and action games, much better than using a keyboard for sure.  But it can't aim a small reticule on a moving target without copious aim assists and I don't like playing games with a keyboard period.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 22, 2012, 04:04:56 PM
if sb turns out crappy I bet it will have less to do with Namco but rather Nintendo rushing the game.  They really need it and fast and they know it.  Has any other nintendo game been announced before work has began? or talked about this much while they have nothing to show?
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 22, 2012, 04:18:59 PM
the thing is I think they can just hd their brawl engine, tweak some physics, add a gimmick or two, put in a bunch of new characters and stages, rework the netcode and a lot of the necessary work will be out of the way.   The question is how much are they going to elaborate on the single player aspect this time around.
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Post by: maxy on June 22, 2012, 04:20:54 PM
http://kotaku.com/5920572/the-trouble-with-the-never+satisfied-gamer

Quote
Fils-Aime: One of the things that, on one hand, I love and, on the other hand, that troubles me tremendously about not only our fanbase but about the gaming community at large is that, whenever you share information, the perspective is, 'Thank you, but I want more.' 'Thank you, but give me more.' I mean, it is insatiable.

"And so for years this community has been asking, 'Where's Pikmin?' 'Where's Pikmin?' 'Where's Pikmin?' We give them Pikmin. And then they say, 'What else?'

"For years, this community have said, 'Damnit Reggie, when you launch, you better launch with a Mario game.' So we launch with a Mario game, and they say, 'So what's more?'

"I have heard people say, 'You know, you've got these fantastic franchises, beyond what you're doing in Smash Bros., isn't there a way to leverage all these franchises?' So we create Nintendo Land and they say, 'Ho-hum, give me more.' So it's an interesting challenge."
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Post by: Sho Nuff on June 22, 2012, 04:30:47 PM
Reggie u mad

Wara wara
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Post by: Takao on June 22, 2012, 04:32:36 PM
if sb turns out crappy I bet it will have less to do with Namco but rather Nintendo rushing the game.  They really need it and fast and they know it.  Has any other nintendo game been announced before work has began? or talked about this much while they have nothing to show?

Pikmin 3? I honestly thought that game never existed.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 22, 2012, 04:42:59 PM
Reggie u mad

Wara wara

he mad.

Nongamers have discovered cellphones and tablets and facebooks and hardcore gamers don't want another gen of 2004-era tech. "But we have GameCube-looking Pikmin and New Super Mario Bros for you!" he wails. And I will look down and whisper "No."
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 22, 2012, 04:43:36 PM
ain't the team comprised of people from tekken and SC teams?  Could be pretty rad.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 22, 2012, 05:03:01 PM
The Reggie statement sums up where Nintendo are - they've no idea what is going on at the moment and the next "finger on the pulse" moment they are trying to replicate that they pulled off with Wii and DS has drifted so far off target that Reggie now has his fingers up gamers arses.

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2012, 05:11:20 PM
Pikmin 1 & 2 were modest "hits" for Nintendo that never translated to any hype in the US. I remember when Pikmin 2 came out and no one cared outside of Gamecube owners. It's a niche game, in short - not a killer app launch title.

Nintendo Land...I'm not even going to address that.

He's right about Mario, but then again no one is complaining about NSMB. They're complaining that the launch looks extremely weak and doesn't truly have a game to show off the system. I'm sorry, but a 2D side scroller is not going to convince me that I need a WiiU, especially one I played on the DS already.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 22, 2012, 05:26:22 PM
The fact that they think that Nintendoland is even a GAME and has appeal to anyone other than basement dwelling autistic ninthings speaks volumes.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2012, 05:35:09 PM
Imagine if it launched with NSMB, Pikmin 3, Wii Fit 2, A Wii Sports spin off instead of Nintendo Land, and a "hardcore" Retro FPS. I'm pretty sure the complaints would be a lot quieter. Yes, most of us wouldn't be buying the pos. But I would at least admit I could see that type of line up appealing far more to various demographics than the current first party line up
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 22, 2012, 06:03:20 PM
Fans: "Hey we want all our favorite franchises back!"
Nintendo: "K here's all of them as a minigame collection with Miis"

Remember F-Zero GX? Well it's back in minigame form!
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 22, 2012, 06:38:37 PM
http://kotaku.com/5920572/the-trouble-with-the-never+satisfied-gamer

Quote
Fils-Aime: One of the things that, on one hand, I love and, on the other hand, that troubles me tremendously about not only our fanbase but about the gaming community at large is that, whenever you share information, the perspective is, 'Thank you, but I want more.' 'Thank you, but give me more.' I mean, it is insatiable.

"And so for years this community has been asking, 'Where's Pikmin?' 'Where's Pikmin?' 'Where's Pikmin?' We give them Pikmin. And then they say, 'What else?'

"For years, this community have said, 'Damnit Reggie, when you launch, you better launch with a Mario game.' So we launch with a Mario game, and they say, 'So what's more?'

"I have heard people say, 'You know, you've got these fantastic franchises, beyond what you're doing in Smash Bros., isn't there a way to leverage all these franchises?' So we create Nintendo Land and they say, 'Ho-hum, give me more.' So it's an interesting challenge."

In other words, Reggie is pissed that people are no longer wowed by Nintendo's half assed efforts.  Looks like Mr. Pizza Hut needs to realize that the days of Wii Play and Wii Fit being enough are over and Nintendo needs to step their shit up.
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Post by: Oblivion on June 22, 2012, 08:34:04 PM
It actually is amazing how muted the media's reaction to the Wii-U was  compared to the Wii 6 years ago.

I remember going to E3 2006, and Nintendo actually had to close their booth within TWO hours of opening because it was packed to the brim. This year? No long lines, no hype, no nothing.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 22, 2012, 08:47:00 PM
Can we start calling Reggie Pizza the Hut?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 22, 2012, 09:46:17 PM
Reggie's a fucking toolshed, remember the E3 he tried to pawn off Animal Crossing as the "game for core gamers" they had coming out? 

I mean for fucks sakes, Nintendo is so goddamn dumb they are genuinely surprised that people aren't kissing their ass for Nintendoland and instead want, you know, actual GAMES in those franchises for the love of fuck.  "Here, enjoy this virtual tour of our franchises!  Isn't it cool?"
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Post by: D3RANG3D on June 22, 2012, 10:04:00 PM
Those amazing exclusive third party games take time, please understand.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 22, 2012, 10:39:08 PM
Reggie's a fucking toolshed, remember the E3 he tried to pawn off Animal Crossing as the "game for core gamers" they had coming out? 

I mean for fucks sakes, Nintendo is so goddamn dumb they are genuinely surprised that people aren't kissing their ass for Nintendoland and instead want, you know, actual GAMES in those franchises for the love of fuck.  "Here, enjoy this virtual tour of our franchises!  Isn't it cool?"

Reggie spoke at one of my wife's MBA classes at Seattle U a few years ago. She doesn't care about games, but she got the impression that he didn't give a shit about gaming. He is a CEO, though, his job is just make money. Doesn't really matter how you do it.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2012, 11:36:43 PM
Everyone sucks at spinning, especially in the eyes of a cynical market. Reggie is good at his main job, which is CEO and caretaker of NoA. The problem is not Reggie, the problem is Kyoto. Nintendo seems completely oblivious to what happened outside of the Wii over the last 5-6 years. Part of that is understandable: they were kicking everyone's asses in sales afterall, why should they focus on the competition. But on the other hand, WiiU has been in development for years, and considering it's aimed at the mainstream market you'd think Nintendo would have payed attention to some basic things.

Does anyone honestly think Reggie looks at the 360 and says "meh, not enough blue oceans for me!" Any competent business person would see a lucrative online infrastructure, and realize Nintendo is the best positioned to take advantage of XBLA type offerings given their huge back catalog and ability to pump out small purchase games (ie, imagine how easy it would be to milk Ntards with new, updated 16 bit-esque Zelda dungeons or 2D Metroid mini games/episodes). The Wii may have won the numbers race, but the 360 dominated the hearts and minds by a mile. We've seen the "culture" of gaming grow emmensely due to the 360 and PS3 to a lesser extent. Trust me, the US and EU folks at Nintendo know what direction to go in - they don't have control to move there.

Do you honestly think NoA looks at Call Of Duty and says "meh, sure we really want it...but there's no need for an online gaming system like XBL or PSN. Our fans want to play with each other in their mom's basement." That's Kyoto. So certainly give Nintendo, Reggie, etc shit...but lay the ultimate blame where it deserves to be lain

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 23, 2012, 02:40:33 AM
I'd imagine NoA feels Reggie is a valuable PR asset, and more effective than anyone else. He's certainly the face of the company in the US, and is still revered by Ntards. I remember my days as an Ntard, and being rather proud that he made me proud to own a Gamecube.

What leverage do you think he should assert? I'm sure he knows Nintendo needs a "mature" title and it's probably in development. But the problems I highlighted a ones he most likely has no sway over. Nintendo's ultimate focus is the Japanese market, which doesn't seem to give a shit about online gaming. Same with Facebook/Twitter options, or bought exclusives, etc. Those are mainly western focuses, and I see no indication that Reggie holds sway to steer the company in that direction. I refuse to believe any competent US or EU gaming CEO looks at social media or online gaming and puts up the middle finger. That's a handful of dumbasses in Japan willing to go down on a sinking ship.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 23, 2012, 02:55:01 AM
What are you guys talking about?  The Wii U has what will be a killer proprietary social media app in the NINTENDO WII U WALL OF DICKS
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 23, 2012, 03:45:34 AM
I'd imagine NoA feels Reggie is a valuable PR asset, and more effective than anyone else. He's certainly the face of the company in the US, and is still revered by Ntards. I remember my days as an Ntard, and being rather proud that he made me proud to own a Gamecube.

What leverage do you think he should assert? I'm sure he knows Nintendo needs a "mature" title and it's probably in development. But the problems I highlighted a ones he most likely has no sway over. Nintendo's ultimate focus is the Japanese market, which doesn't seem to give a shit about online gaming. Same with Facebook/Twitter options, or bought exclusives, etc. Those are mainly western focuses, and I see no indication that Reggie holds sway to steer the company in that direction. I refuse to believe any competent US or EU gaming CEO looks at social media or online gaming and puts up the middle finger. That's a handful of dumbasses in Japan willing to go down on a sinking ship.

Given all the money made in Japan off social media and online gaming, I doubt most of the competent ones here put up the middle finger either.  Japan is one of Facebook's fastest growing markets, it's definitely one of Twitter's top markets, and in addition, it has its own social networks.  Online gaming is huge here, but the market is on mobiles for that.  One of Japan's pro baseball teams is owned by a mobile/social/online gaming company.  Does EA own the Dodgers yet?

Also, I'm not sure why you seem to think a Japanese president can be incompetent enough to not see the money in it yet somehow an American or European one can't be.  Oh wait, I know why.  Because you're a countryist.  Shame on you, PD. :wag

It's not about being a countryist; I don't see Sony blowing off social media, and as you said it's not like social media is some wasteland in Japan. And we know just about every business in the US has jumped into social media to varying levels of success.

So where is the disconnect coming from. There's no fucking way it's coming from NoA bro: it's coming from the guys who thought HD gaming was a fad, think online gaming is still a fad, and  think third party exclusives aren't important.
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 23, 2012, 03:46:54 AM
It's coming from dumb shit pizza man who knows fuck all about gaming :duh
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Post by: maxy on June 23, 2012, 04:05:58 AM
I don't think Reggie(Nintendo) gives a shit,NA Nintendo fans will buy Nintendo games in droves anyway.

Third party?

bleh,just a nuisance...acceptable if they bring tons of $$$
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 23, 2012, 04:23:33 AM
It's not about being a countryist; I don't see Sony blowing off social media, and as you said it's not like social media is some wasteland in Japan. And we know just about every business in the US has jumped into social media to varying levels of success.

So where is the disconnect coming from. There's no fucking way it's coming from NoA bro: it's coming from the guys who thought HD gaming was a fad, think online gaming is still a fad, and  think third party exclusives aren't important.

I just don't see why you don't think Reggie can't possibly be in agreement with those things.  NoA has consistently shown less support for third parties and has done less to court third parties than the Japan side.  NoJ in no way seems to think HD gaming/online gaming are fads, they just want to do it the way they want to do it to try maximize revenue within the constraint of minimizing risk.  This has been the gameplan at Nintendo the entire time Reggie has been there, too.  Why would you think he's not on-board with that plan, given how much money that exact plan has raked in during his short time at Nintendo?

I'm not saying Reggie is some CEO god unable to make bad decisions. But I see Nintendo not doing basic shit like online gaming or social media or acquiring exclusives, and I've seen nothing from Reggie's spiels to make me believe he's dropping the ball on basic shit like that. This is an ideology issue - and Nintendo has long maintained that they see themselves as separate from the rest of the industry and are only willing to hop on board trends after they've been proven wrong for 4-6 years; these are the dudes who launched a 32 bit system with cartridges after all. In short, NoJ steers the boat and the goal is making cheap products to reap big profits for them. Everyone else can get fucked.

Look where the NA market is right now. Gaming is more mainstream and accepted than it's been in years, and social gaming is a giant factor in that. Where is online social gaming less popular? Japan. So my question boils down to why is NoA acting like their market's current direction is irrelevant, and how could they possibly think that mentality is a solid idea. The only logical answer I can come up with is that they aren't calling these shots.

Hell, consider the message conflict going on. Initially the Wii was supposed to be "more" than a gaming system - in fact it wasn't referred to as a Nintendo product to avoid the stigma of being a game console. It was advertised to casual players who had no interest in gaming, and catered to appeal like some party and lifestyle product. Now the WiiU is launching with its premier title aimed at casuals - Nintendo Land. And that name is going to appeal to them...why exactly.

Likewise "hardcore" gamers (let's just call them mainstream gamers) were once dismissed outright. Now they're being tempted by...Pikmin and ports from 360 and PS3 ranging from a year to a few months old by the time the WiiU launches, with no real gaming infrastructure for these players to tempt their friends with. So in pursuit of the mainstream, Nintendo created a system that will rely on inferior ports. Why?
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Post by: Oblivion on June 23, 2012, 07:03:14 AM
Whenever the topic of "Nintendo should court more third parties" pops up, I always end up asking the same question: how do they go about doing that?

Sure, they can theoretically sweeten a deal with a publisher by offering to co-publish, or simply pay for exclusive, but moneyhats will only go so far. Throughout the years I've always gotten the impression that many people think that the higher ups at Nintendo are just dicks and that if only they would invite more CEOs from Konami, Rockstar, or Activision to their Christmas parties, things would be far more peachy. But in order for a system to be successful with third party games, the entire development/publishing apparatus needs to be there from the start.

-N64 - The competition was offering third parties lower royalties with far superior storage mediums.
-GC - Smaller storage space + weird controller + tiny userbase*
-Wii - Order of magnitude weaker in power + even weirder controller.
-Wii-U - Order of magnitude weaker in power, will go through the same problem developers had with Wii, sans the controller issue.

These are far more important factors than simply inviting people for lunch more often .

*Admittedly, the GC situation is the only one I feel is not as cut and dry compared to the others. I honestly don't know to what extent the GC's discs and controller had in effecting additional games coming to the platform. The xbox had an almost equivalent userbase, but it got significantly more multiplat games than the GC.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 23, 2012, 08:36:32 AM
The top and bottom of the problem is (stating the obvious here) this :

Iwata absolutely NAILED it for Wii and DS - they identified a huge untapped area of gaming. One that wasn't interested in graphic fidelity, a forgotten much older area of gamers, female gamers etc. They did a pre-Wii/DS launch presentation at TGS and , with a bunch of boring graphs etc, pointed out exactly who they could scoop up, a rough outlay of how they'd do it, and then they -executed- to perfection. No mistakes - the Wii is a -masterclass- in marketting, effectively taking a dogproduct, rebranding it, adding a controller and making it into one of the hottest products in YEARS.

The problem is that that self same group of people Nintendo pulled in are now knee deep in a newer, more immediate "gaming" distraction : phone/mobile/facebook/web gaming. Low cost, low commit, secondary function to a required and commonly used item. The Wii was fun for what it was, but the software buy in was limited - that's going to hang heavy when people think about the Wii U (name/market issues aside) especially if the completely insane rumoured price turns out to be true.

Another problem that Nintendo have is that they need new gimmicks to pull in the crowds. 3DS is doing okay but on the back of being the budget/established choice in Japan and that's about it. The Wii U has very little that anyone outside of hardcore nintendo fans would give a twopenny fuck about. Infact, the whole approach seems to be for both 3DS and Wii U : Well, this worked last time - lets just try it again but this time with a new gimmick. The problem is that neither the touch pad nor 3D offer anything that a wider group gives a shit about.

That's not to say that both machines can't be successful on the back of big new ideas but repeating the trick seems to be one turn beyond Iwata and co. and their ill advised responses (Iwata saying that the slump in Nintendo's stock price is because stockholders fail to understand why the Wii U is so great is hugely laughable - especially as this is the second time he's pulled this) are not inspiring any confidence in the new platform and give away that they might be unprepared for what they are walking into.

All bravado aside, i'm not particularly Nintendo adverse - at the moment i just fail to see what the Wii U brings to -anyone- and the 3DS is the weirdest market leader i've ever seen : i like the machines ideas, but the hardware is largely awful and the software line up seems to be largely middling.
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Post by: maxy on June 23, 2012, 09:24:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/YD60D.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 23, 2012, 01:52:33 PM
Ehn, it's pretty clear I'm not able to communicate my side of things properly to you.  I concede, PD.  Were it not for the evil stupid moran Satoru Iwata, Reggie would have put the stamp on an Xbox 900-level console integrated with everything ever made on the internet, with riches of third party games so large, even dcharlie couldn't buy them all.  If only it weren't for that incompetent Japanese bastard!

You clearly don't understand my general point.

Anyway, Charlie generally sums up the problem with the WiiU: why does it exist
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Post by: etiolate on June 23, 2012, 04:05:17 PM
Nintendo should have advanced their new play concepts from the previous gen into more sophisticated titles, growing their new audience along with them and tying that audience into a product more fitting to consoles. Instead, they went with the concept that was weakest (two screens) and then tried to resell it at the same low level of sophistication. If you keep that new-found audience novice, then they'll hop to various other novice things. This means, you don't win fighting for them at the cellphone game level. You grow those gamers into more sophisticated gamers through an advancement of the same concepts via your software. They really never did this. They never advanced their motion control concept beyond what they had in Wii Sports.

They should be offering something that is more enjoyable and more powerful when played via a console instead of trying to resell what exists with Apple products via a console.
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Post by: Takao on June 23, 2012, 06:04:34 PM
Reggie's a fucking toolshed, remember the E3 he tried to pawn off Animal Crossing as the "game for core gamers" they had coming out? 

I mean for fucks sakes, Nintendo is so goddamn dumb they are genuinely surprised that people aren't kissing their ass for Nintendoland and instead want, you know, actual GAMES in those franchises for the love of fuck.  "Here, enjoy this virtual tour of our franchises!  Isn't it cool?"

To be fair, I think basement dwelling core Nintendo gamers are a huge part of Animal Crossing's demographic.

I honestly don't understand the appeal of that game.
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Post by: benjipwns on June 23, 2012, 06:16:34 PM
The real question is where the next Order Up! game lands.

If Nintendo can't lock that down then quite frankly the company is headed towards bankruptcy.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 23, 2012, 09:54:21 PM
The real question is where the next Order Up! game lands.

If Nintendo can't lock that down then quite frankly the company is headed towards bankruptcy.

Are you really stumpkapow by any chance?  I swear he's the only other person say he likes that game besides me.  Uhhh, order up did get ported to the 3ds eshop, but it runs like crap and the controls are all weird now.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 24, 2012, 05:22:03 AM
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To be fair, I think basement dwelling core Nintendo gamers are a huge part of Animal Crossing's demographic.

yes, for everyone else - collecting shells and shit to pay some fucking bushy tailed wank merchant so he can sell you a shitty shack = real life.

BUT HEY YOU CAN PLAY NINTENDO ROMS AND SEND MAILS TO PEOPLE

If i ever get to this point - please promise me - you'll slit my throat and hang me for at least 20 hours in a vat of acid.

SHITTIEST THINGS ABOUT LIFE: The Game.

The only thing that could make Animal Crossing any more corrosive is if you get bummed in the gob on start up and have to pay CSI:Nookcity detectives to find out which horny critter cleaned your dirty with their soapy fish :/

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 24, 2012, 05:24:21 AM
Eh, I've heard Animal Crossing DS is fun from people I trust  :'(
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 24, 2012, 07:08:42 AM
Didn't they take the Roms out of the DS version? Can't speak on the Wii version since I never played it.
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Post by: Purple Filth on June 24, 2012, 12:02:51 PM
the only thing i heard about Animal crossing which sounded interesting was how Tom Nook is a huge douchebag  :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 24, 2012, 01:08:34 PM
I thought my wife might like Animal Crossing DS so I got it during some Toys R Us buy 2 get 2 free sale... I thought wrong. She hated that game more than I hate it. :lol
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Post by: cool breeze on June 24, 2012, 01:20:46 PM
My fondest memory of the series is listening to a dog play midi music at a cafe on Saturday nights.  He'd play a few songs a week.  That's indescribably sad when you think about it.


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Post by: frod on June 24, 2012, 04:53:35 PM
Animal Crossing is very much like World of Warcraft  :P
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 24, 2012, 08:08:08 PM
And to answer pilon's question: the roms were in the N64 and GCN versions.  The DS and Wii versions don't have them. 

I thought so. I still remember buying a freeloader for Animal Crossing. The first rom I found was Donkey Kong Jr Math :-\

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No Animal Crossing ever will again.  That shit can sell way better than free for Nintendo.

Yeah I figured that ship had sailed with the e-reader stuff.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 24, 2012, 08:08:53 PM
My fondest memory of the series is listening to a dog play midi music at a cafe on Saturday nights.  He'd play a few songs a week.  That's indescribably sad when you think about it.

Now I want to go back and read UK: Resistances Animal Crossing playthrough. Probably the best thing they ever did outside their retro edition
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Post by: Tasty on June 25, 2012, 03:29:02 AM
The thing with Animal Crossing is it's easy to get burnt out on the series, even with only one coming out per system. It's cause the games can last for years. I was still playing WW, trying to finish up collecting stuff, a year before CF came out. And you know what? I haven't touched that game for more than an hour or two.

I'm sort of hoping the 3DS one isn't good so I can skip it too. If it's good it'll be hard to resist since I basically skipped a gen of it.

TBH though I don't think anything will capture your first playthrough of it. And I think a lot of the quirky charm of the original was lost by WW, then completely sterilized in CF. Even though the original was basically a N64 up port it feels like it had a ton more care and thought put into it than any of its successors, which just seemed to go "ADD MOAR STUFF!! And change the world to some pseudo nauseating cylindrical thing."

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Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Tasty on June 25, 2012, 04:12:30 AM
Yeah, that too. I've always felt there's a lot that could be done though, but I just can't... enunciate what it is. I think that the city wasn't a bad concept... well, opening up the world a bit wasn't a bad concept. But the implementation was kinda terrible, being forced to sit in a cab every time, back and forth.

Though hell, I think I prefer the expansiveness of the original - the island was fricking awesome and it pains me it hasn't been in an AC game since. In the original it always felt like the game still had more to give you than it was letting on. Then again, that could just be because I played it first... but there was something there, some kind of off-kilter feeling of the original I can't put my finger on, that was lost in the sequels.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Tasty on June 25, 2012, 04:16:35 AM
None of Nintendo's game's really fit that mold though, outside maybe Smash and Kart. Smash and Kart's added content though was actually great, whereas not much can be said of AC's.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Oblivion on June 25, 2012, 02:14:10 PM
So Wii-U's CPU is now rumored to be weaker than the 360's.

:piss Nintendo :piss2
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Post by: maxy on June 25, 2012, 02:28:01 PM
Nothing to worry about,compute shaders will solve everything.

Who needs CPU anyway
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 25, 2012, 03:09:56 PM
Animal Crossing is almost exactly like pokemon in that you have to thoroughly understand the series in order to understand the numerous amount of small changes that make the successive products better.  For the record, I thought Animal Crossing was boring and never motivated me to do anything, the ds one was better in its activities but felt janky, and I felt City Folk was the first time the whole concept clicked for me in a meaningful way.  In the case of pokemon I hated diamond/pearl but thought black and white was awesome for stuff like infinite reusable tms and whatnot.
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Post by: Tasty on June 25, 2012, 05:30:29 PM
Pokemon's different because it actually has core gameplay that can be refined. Like in DP the battle speed was ridiculously slow, which was pretty much what everyone took away from it, but they still had some great parts outside that. Like, the encounter rate in DPPt was the best of the series so far, BW went back to the previous level of encountering one like every four steps.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 25, 2012, 06:22:41 PM
The encounter rate in pokemon is such a trivial complaint seeing how the series is designed around ways to avoid random encounters.  Thats the whole reason they have roads and tall grass.  I will admit it was annoying while surfing and in caves, so I bought a lot of max repel.
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 26, 2012, 10:40:06 PM
I guess the dream of a $400 WiiU is dead. :(

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480026
Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 26, 2012, 11:03:38 PM
I guess the dream of a $400 WiiU is dead. :(

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480026

$400.00 is reasonably priced to Nintendo :P

spoiler (click to show/hide)
and Nintards :smug
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 26, 2012, 11:31:37 PM
Considering how Nintendo supposedly sets launch prices based off of general enthusiasm, I assumed the Wii U was going to launch for $100.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 26, 2012, 11:52:20 PM
Considering how Nintendo supposedly sets launch prices based off of general enthusiasm, I assumed the Wii U was going to launch for $100.

...I'll be given $100 to take a Weeeeeooooooooo?

NO SALE
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 26, 2012, 11:53:21 PM
So maybe they'll price the console sensibly. But I bet the extra weeeeeoooooo game pad will be very expensive.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 27, 2012, 12:22:15 AM
But you can't even use more than one at launch. (And watch it end up being one of those features like the GBA Connector that technically exists, but only works on 2 games.)
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Post by: Tasty on June 27, 2012, 01:32:50 AM
I guess the dream of a $400 WiiU is dead. :(

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480026

$400.00 is reasonably priced to Nintendo :P

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and Nintards :smug
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No it isn't.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 27, 2012, 02:01:58 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Danseuses_cancan.jpg/400px-Danseuses_cancan.jpg)

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Post by: Momo on June 27, 2012, 02:06:26 AM
I think I can can
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 27, 2012, 09:46:16 AM
A dance being done at many places around Wii U dev kits, it would appear.

Title: Re: Nintendo Wii U conference of Wii U conference (tl;dr READ OP FOR BREAKDOWN)
Post by: D3RANG3D on June 27, 2012, 10:29:31 AM
I guess the dream of a $400 WiiU is dead. :(

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480026

$400.00 is reasonably priced to Nintendo :P

spoiler (click to show/hide)
and Nintards :smug
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No it isn't.

But your fellow Ntards have said the tech costs $300.00 so add the $100.00 whimsy tax.
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Post by: Tasty on June 27, 2012, 04:56:55 PM
The whimsey costs will be subsidized by Nintendo, WiiUBathhouseNews.com reported.
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Post by: DCharlieJP on June 27, 2012, 08:01:08 PM
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But your fellow Ntards have said the tech costs $300.00 so add the $100.00 whimsy tax.

i am curious because i have a growing interest in experimental physics

How long is the lag on a round trip message to people who live in 2006?

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Post by: maxy on June 28, 2012, 12:34:20 PM
Somebody from gaf found WiiU power brick rating

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It's bigger than Wii's I think, the input is 230V, 50 Hz, 0.9 A and the output is 15V, 5.0A.

75 W rating,most likely around 40 W usable

Wii is around 40W....measured power consumption is about 20W